God Bless This Soldier
Nobody Cares
Sorry…I missed my afternoon deadline for Friday, so, Nobody Cares if I just post this really cool video of one of our soldiers (obviously somewhere in the Middle East) playing the Star Spangled Banner during Muslim prayer time.
And let’s add to that uplifting moment, this picture of a sunset that was taken on 9/11 over Richmond, VA.
Enjoy!
Nobody Remembers Huey Long
Nobody Remembers
Rupert Murdoch was on FOX today, and the discussion was about Scotland’s independence, and somehow the subject got around to why people all over the world were upset: He basically said that the rich are getting much richer, and the poor are getting poorer.
Things never seem to change do they? The elites of the world have always controlled the money, but now, the little people in EVERY country, are just about fed up with how they have mucked it all up.
As long as the little guy’s life got better, he could have cared less about how rich the Duponts, or the Rockefeller’s, or even Rupert Murdoch got. But, since the great crash of 2008, the people of the world have watched the rich elites get richer, while everyone else had to make do with much less than before.
The masses are NOT happy, and Scotland is just the tip of the iceberg.
So, I thought it would be a good time to remember a senator named Huey Long. Huey was a democratic Senator from Louisiana in 1935, (during the first depression) and here are a few things he said on a radio address given in January, 1935. You will be reminded of how little the democratic party has changed:
“We ran Mr. Roosevelt for the presidency of the Unites States because he promised to us by word of mouth and in writing:
- That the size of the big man’s fortune would be reduced so as to give the masses at the bottom enough to wipe out all poverty: and
- That the hours of labor would be reduced that all would share in the work to be done and in consuming the abundance mankind produced.
What these promises meant was:”Share our wealth.”
When I saw him spending all his time of ease and recreation with the business partners of Mr. John D. Rockefeller Jr, with such men as the Astors, etc, maybe I ought to have had better sense than to have believed he would ever break down their big fortunes to give enough to them masses to end poverty. Millions of people were fooled at the same time.
Huey was very upset that Roosevelt didn’t deliver his promises. So he decided to start the Share Our Wealth Society in every state, in hopes to out both parties and put himself in as President.
He goes on:
- The Fortunes of the multimillionaires and billionaires shall be reduced so that no one person shall own more than a few million dollars to the person.
- We propose to limit the amount any one man can earn in one year or inherit to $1 million to the person.
- With that money we will provide a home and the comforts of home, with such common conveniences as radio and automobile for every family in America, free of debt.
- We guarantee food and clothing and employment for everyone who should work by shortening the hours of work to thirty hours per week, and to eleven months per year.
- .All education would be free. Even college. Why have the right to a college education depend upon whether the father or mother is so well to do as to send a boy or girl to college.
- A pension to everyone over 60.
- Forgive everybody’s debt.
The few own everything, the masses own nothing.
I imagine Huey would be very popular with Obama if he were alive today, and Harry Reid would have serious competition.
What happened to Huey? At the height of his power, Huey was shot by an assassin.
Of course, Huey’s ideas are nothing new. He was popular in his day. According to Wikipedia, he did a lot of good things for Louisiana for the short time he was there. Many of Huey’s wildest dreams of wealth redistribution have actually been put in place by the democratic party.
And if he were alive today, he would be saying the very same things, and I’m sure would have just as big a following as he did in 1935.
Getting back to Rupert Murdoch and Scotland—Nobody has quite figured out how to stop the rich elites from grabbing all the power and wealth, while millions of other people lead lives of “quiet desperation.” We don’t need to take the money from the rich, we just need the rich to stop stacking the deck in their favor.
Figure THAT out, and you’d have a whole new world.
Nobody’s Fool: Nicholas Purpura
Nobody’s Fool
I watched this video a couple of times: This is Army veteran and Chaplain, Nicholas Purpura, of New Jersey. And here, he gets into a great rant about gun control.
He speaks the truth and expresses the anger that we all feel. The first time I watched it, I was mesmerized by his words and felt…. proud. Proud to see such an American.
And then the SECOND time I watched it, I couldn’t help but notice the guy sitting right next to him.
Is it me? Or did that guy seem very condescending?
Anyway, Nicholas Purpura of New Jersey…congratulations! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week!
Keep up the good fight Mr. Purpura!
(And next time, turn around and ask that guy if he likes his sugar in his coffee or in his tea.)
How Candid Should Our Camera’s Be?
Nobody Wins
“I can’t believe they are getting into private affairs of people! That man knocked her out, and now, he loses his whole livelihood!”
This was coming from my friend Ruth, a German woman who survived the bombing of Dresden. “and then she MARRIES him!”
I was sitting across the table at our annual “old ladies who swim” luncheon today, and I watched Ruth grab her hamburger and shake her head in disbelief.
She makes a good point, I thought: Since when do people lose their jobs for something they don’t do on the job? This is happening every single day. Even kids are getting kicked out of school for something they don’t even DO in school.
Even thirty years ago, this would not have happened.
She was talking about the subject that has been all over the news for two whole weeks. A football player named Ray Rice, was caught on video, knocking his girlfriend to the floor in an elevator. He then dragged her out of the elevator, and took her home. Obviously, they were both drunk.
Everybody knows that this happens more than we care to think about. Black men beat up their women at a rate higher than white men. Muslim men liked it so much, they wrote it into their religion.
But the excommunication ball got rolling in the fast pace of public lynching: The NFL suspended Ray Rice for life.
Then another football player named Andrian Peterson beat his kid, and we started on the subject all over again.
Well, that did it. Nike terminated Peterson’s deal, worth $750,000 a year. Although it didn’t end its relationship with Michael Vick (the dogfighter), Kobe Bryant OR Tiger Woods.
Anheuser-Busch weighed in on it too.
“We are disappointed and increasingly concerned by the recent incidents that have overshadowed this NFL season. We are not yet satisfied with the league’s handling of behaviors that so clearly go against our own company culture and moral code. We have shared our concerns and expectations with the league,” the statement said.
So, it’s okay to CHEAT on your wife, abuse animals, but…you can’t knock a woman out cold. (And make sure you don’t mention you just had a few Buds)
Maybe we need to review what moral code everybody is following. Like Obama’s war strategy, it’s all over the map.
We have MORE:
Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer was arrested Wednesday on aggravated assault charges in connection with two altercations at his home in July involving a woman and an 18-month-old child, the latest in a string of such cases involving NFL players.
Wow. The NFL is on a roll…
Glenn Back had this to say, and I would imagine there are a lot of people who agree with him:
“I’m telling you right now that the only things that matter are principles and values, how you deal with people, how you behave in your personal life and how you behave in your business life,” Beck said. “That’s it. … If you don’t start falling in line with true values, if you don’t start falling into line with eternal principles and common decency, your business is over. It’s just over. And I give that message to the NFL.”
“We are teaching our kids that it doesn’t matter what you do in your personal life, as long as you excel at whatever it is that you do,” Beck concluded. “That’s wrong. That’s showing them that money is over everything else. It’s not.”
Wait…”WE” ? Who are ‘we’? Let’s get this straight. Before the private lives of football players became the most discussed subject on the National stage, we had the private lives of politicians to talk about…only the media cleverly HID all their abuse, (and killings, and murders, and wife beatings) for years.
Glenn Beck was saying today that the State Department was covering up prostitution rings by their ambassadors.
Bill Clinton raped a woman. He kept his job…he almost bit her tongue off. He embarrassed a whole country with his philandering, and he is one of the most popular men on the planet.
And how about those liberal values? Aren’t they really to blame for most of this? John Kennedy…FDR…no values. No principles. How many horn dogs have occupied the White House, and what kind of example do THEY set for the rest of the nation?
Is Nike or Anheuser Busch going to come out and publicly ostracize them?
Yes, we all want morals. But…I can’t help but go back to Ruth.
BEFORE cameras, before NSA, before… Face it, your cooked book…. before cell phones, American’s private lives almost never effected their jobs. Unless of course they got arrested.
We are in a whole new world of crime and punishment. I’m just wondering when they are going to be putting this stuff up on BIG screens throughout the cites.
On the other hand, (back to Ray) from a man’s point of view, if a woman viciously attacks you, can you hit her back?
I heard a male friend of mine say with a resounding gusto of testosterone and common sense of justice…YES!
Nobody Thinks this stuff has happened since the beginning of time, but only NOW with government surveillance, does the whole world get to punish you, and then Nobody Wins when we are all on camera.
In 1984, there was a camera in every room watching your every move.
If I was Ray’s Wife, I’d get him that new giant HD Samsung TV.
We are all spies now.
Two Card Monty
Nobody Wonders
How do you tell when your government is actually running state propaganda instead of the news?
It’s pretty simple I think, but nobody talks about it.
The people who have worked for the President usually go right into top positions as commentators on major Cable networks after they leave, where they continue to push their former boss’s agenda’s on a daily basis.
Here’s a few, that IF I was running a ‘fair and balanced’ news program, should NEVER have gotten jobs simply because of their bias.
Jay Carney: Jay has left the White House and is now going to be a network commentator on CNN. He had this to say about Obama:
I am who I am. I deeply believed in what I did and what he has done as president. And I don’t walk away from that at all. There is no nirvana, but CNN‘s mission is news-focused. They are not actively pursuing a niche in one political camp or the other. I believe in the president, believe in the rightness of his policies. I’m also my own person, and I’m going to express my views. But it would be disingenuous to suddenly pretend that I wasn’t loyal to [the president].
At least he admits it.
So daily we will be seeing a warrior of Obama propaganda on CNN. Of course, this is no surprise since his wife Claire Shipman (a senior correspondent for ABC news), now works with that OTHER famous presidential advisor, George Stephanopoulos, who was Bill Clinton’s advisor.

He now has his own show. They cover all the progressiveness you can handle.
But, it makes one just as mad that on the other side you have Dana Perino, who was George W. Bush’s press secretary, AND the every so unlovable, Karl Rove.
Dana especially is almost the poster girl for the Bushes and keeping their legacy in the limelight. Karl, on the other hand…stole the chalkboard idea from Glenn Beck and is driving us all crazy, because to this nobody, he has been ruthless in destroying good citizens for office, that want to actually help America.
I can’t stand the guy anymore.
All these people should get jobs in the private sector, NOT continuing state propaganda for their old bosses on the most watched Cable networks.
So, how real is the news? Our news has now become basically a two-sided propaganda machine, meant to tell you what to think whether you’re a liberal, or a republican, and as we all know, the two sides may act like they hate each other, but they both end up doing the very same thing: Promote the two-party plutocracy.
MOST of the political pundits on the talk shows have all worked for Presidents, and they..NOT the independent citizen reporters, are shaping our news.
And nobody thinks a thing about, do they? I wonder why.
Nobody’s Perfect: Miss America VS Cartoon Characters in Times Square
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we don’t have to go any further than that great melting pot of talent called New York.
We have a Nobody’s Perfect contest between the people who dress up as Cartoon Characters in Times Square, VS the newly crowned Miss America, who, you guessed it— is from New York!
This is going to be a tough one.
First: Let’s take the dweebs that harass tourists in Times Square. It seems there are ways to make a living, and there are ways to…make a living and not pay taxes. It’s been a long time since I’ve been to Times Square, but since Rudy Giuliani cleaned up the “LIVE SEX ON STAGE!” acts, ALL the men from Wall Street have gone mad…wait….no…. the corporates have moved in and made it a very family friendly experience— you know, a place you can take the kids and watch Batman and Spiderman duke it out…for REAL. Several weeks ago, Spiderman hit a cop, and yes, Batman and Spiderman were arrested for fighting.
Cookie Monster has been known to grab at other things besides cookies.
Since I can’t figure out why Marvel doesn’t sue these people for using their trademarked and copyrighted images, it seems the city of New York has let this go on. But, too many people are showing up dressed as Cartoon Character (70?) and that means too many guys bantering for the same $5.00.
Second: And then you have Miss America…
Kira Kazantsev, the contestant from New York, won the Miss America contest last night, and everybody today is having trouble understanding why. In the talent contest she decided to sit on the floor and play…not four, not fifteen, not twenty, but ONE plastic cup. And that was even hard for her.
I couldn’t figure this out. She had a decent voice, WHY distract from it? You can’t imagine the horror of all New Yorkers…a place that has been known to produce some of the finest talent in the world. And this insult after the fantastic funeral from a REAL New Yorker…Joan Rivers.
I don’t know about you, but it doesn’t make me want to visit Broadway any time soon.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Frankly, I didn’t watch the Miss America contest, so I’m going by the video here. I’m guessing she looked pretty good in her swimsuit, or somebody donated a LOT of money to the right judge. While the rest of America wonders what in the world this girl did in college to learn how to play cups besides drink shots of vodka, we can only wonder why she didn’t just sing the song standing on her feet. Still, there have been worse acts to come out of New York…Hillary Clinton for one.
As for Batman and Spiderman getting in a fist fight in Times Square?
Shame on them. I’m almost tempted to get a plane to New York, dress up as Wonder Woman, and throw them both out of Times Square!
(Ha! Ha!) Sure. Maybe I’ll just follow them around and beat loudly on a plastic cup, while singing “I’m Henry the VII I am!” and drive them crazy enough that they quit and get a minimum wage job like the rest of us.
So, it’s official—- the Mayor of New York wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week.
Be the draconian progressive that you are Mayor De Blasio, and make these people pay taxes like the rest of us, or let Marvel take them to court.
Didn’t you learn ANYTHING in Russia?
Save Australia!
Nobody Flashes
Al Gore said that by now, the Antarctic would have completely melted, and Florida, along with the lost chads of Al Gore, would be sunk in a sea of rising (and no doubt very cold) arctic water.
BUT…that hasn’t happened, instead it’s actually gaining ice!
From Newsmax:
The amount of Antarctic sea ice is at record levels this year, but scientists insists that doesn’t disprove global warming. Satellite images show that almost 12.5 million square miles of sea ice surrounds the continent. That’s the largest amount since records have been kept in the early 1970s. “That is roughly double the size of the Antarctic continent and about three times the size of Australia,” Jan Lieser of the Antarctic Climate and Ecosystems Cooperative Research Centre told ABC. The discovery was made late last week.
But, never fear, the global warming believers have found a global warming answer for that:
They say the sea ice is actually growing around Antarctica because stronger winds, caused by global warming, are facilitating the process by which sea ice is made. The ice is made in “sea ice factories” called polynias.
Yes. I would like to visit these sea ice factories, wouldn’t you? I have no doubt they are being run by the evil Koch brothers who are changing under-minimum wages to Salvadorians to produce this ice that is destroying the democratic dreams of domination.
We can only hope and pray global warming scientists don’t read any Michael Crichton books, because they might get the idea to actually set blasts of dynamite in that manufactured ice, and set a chunk of ice bigger than Australia out to crash into that lovely country.
There IS a NWO Button, and It’s Another NWO Reset With Hillary’s Name On It.
Nobody’s Opinion
Remember when Obama, AND John McCain, AND John Kerry, were trying to drum up the American people into going to war in Syria and getting rid of that evil man Assad? We were told that he was evil and gassing his own people, even though, his country had always allowed Christians to reside peacefully. John Kerry used to dine with him.
Many of us remember President George W. Bush making the same case for going into Iraq. Saddam Hussein was evil and cruel to his own people, and had WMDs. It was right after 9/11 and so the people trusted him.
Why didn’t they follow through with it? Obama kept telling us he HAD the power go it alone in Syria.
But weary of wars, the American people had heard it all before and along with the men in uniform, and there was a resounding: NO.
So, like gun control, the politicians have just put it aside for another day…and isn’t that day coming fast again?
Usually wars have to be started with some kind of outrage. The latest beheading of Americans and British journalists are welcomed by Obama. He says, it will make the other Muslims see how evil they are. But it has also infuriated western civilization everywhere, hasn’t it?
(Ask yourself—WHY havn’t those video’s been taken down?)
Now, the logical thing for any leader to do, would be to go get this one man for now…who is making all the gruesome videos. But our leaders will use this somehow to drum up the people into going into Syria. It’s just a matter of days. 
If you watched the above video, then you would know by Wesley Clark’s words that taking out Assad is part of the New World Order, which according to this young man, is all about keeping the dollar as the Petro standard.
And what does this have to do with Henry Kissinger, writing an editorial in the Wall Street Journal about the New World Order?
Just how IS that New World Order coming along–– Henry?
“The clash between the international economy and the political institutions that ostensibly govern it also weakens the sense of common purpose necessary for world order. The economic system has become global, while the political structure of the world remains based on the nation-state. Economic globalization, in its essence, ignores national frontiers. Foreign policy affirms them, even as it seeks to reconcile conflicting national aims or ideals of world order.”
Translation: We need a one world currency, and those pesky countries just keep trying to get rid of the dollar. No matter how hard we try, people just don’t want to become one big global nation and get rid of those damn borders. Only OUR banks need to control the markets. And the world is just not co-operating at the moment.
The New World Order, if you need a refresher course, was thought up long ago by the elite bankers and politicians, who decided that in order to spread democracy we need to get into every country’s market, and tie ALL the markets together, making them dependent on one another so that no nation would go to war, ending all wars forevermore.
That was the lofty goal they all toasted. The REAL goal, was about, as usual, control of the money, and who gets the most of it.
Henry also says:
“The prevalent American view considered people inherently reasonable and inclined toward peaceful compromise and common sense; the spread of democracy was therefore the overarching goal for international order. Free markets would uplift individuals, enrich societies and substitute economic interdependence for traditional international rivalries.”
Right. See, Henry puts it into his usual gobbley gook nonsense. Except, globalization hasn’t really worked out to their lofty idea has it? America has been plundered, and China remained communist, and used our American CEO’s to their advantage, putting millions out of work in America. We have 96 million people still unemployed here, and our CEO’s want communism here since it has worked out so well for China.
And globalization has placed China on the road to being Numero Uno. Nevertheless, in a global stock market, it makes no difference if America is number one in anything.
Henry goes on:
“The international order thus faces a paradox: Its prosperity is dependent on the success of globalization, but the process produces a political reaction that often works counter to its aspirations.”
Didn’t expect to sacrifice the United States, Henry?
“To play a responsible role in the evolution of a 21st-century world order, the U.S. must be prepared to answer a number of questions for itself: What do we seek to prevent, no matter how it happens, and if necessary alone? What do we seek to achieve, even if not supported by any multilateral effort? What do we seek to achieve, or prevent, only if supported by an alliance? What should we not engage in, even if urged on by a multilateral group or an alliance? What is the nature of the values that we seek to advance? And how much does the application of these values depend on circumstance.”
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“The contemporary quest for world order will require a coherent strategy to establish a concept of order within the various regions and to relate these regional orders to one another.”
Well, I don’t know about you, but Kissinger with these words seems to prove that the guy in this video is EXACTLY right. The United States will use military force to get its way and damn the rest of the world if it won’t join us, because all the leaders in the world are wise to what Henry’s New World Order would mean for them.
Guess who Kissinger wants to be the next President if this World War III comes about?
Here is what he had to say about Hillary:
“And she ran the State Department in the most effective way that I’ve ever seen.” More effectively than he did, his interviewer asked? “Yes,” he replies, adding: “I was more chaotic.”
(God, don’t you just want to punch something? Pass me that pillow.)
And IF all these things come to pass, IF the United States goes to take out Syria, and Iran, and therefore gets into it with Russia and China, do you really want Hillary Clinton protecting the United States?
Does she have enough buttons?
I’m watching the start of the Hillary can be a great military leader propaganda campaign right now on PBS with the story of the Roosevelt’s. The word “progressives” was said as if an angel was mouthing it from on high.
Hey, the Roosevelt strategy worked with Obama. Before 2016, Hillary will be compared as being smarter and braver than all the Roosevelt’s combined.
So this Nobody asks, as she sits alone in front of her computer tonight, listening to the last crickets of the summer,–if Hillary is allowed to become President…
What difference does it make?
Nobody Flashes…Apparently
Nobody Flashes
I told you that this kid would be a big star.
Here’s his first commercial.
(Let’s hope he stays off drugs.)
Enjoy!
How Much ‘value’ Do You Have?
Nobody Reads
What’s the biggest difference between liberals and conservatives?
Liberals think all human beings can be socially engineered to their own ideas of utopia—-conservatives want to stick with what has worked in the past. Liberals are idealists, conservatives are pragmatists.
In the book, The Storm Before the Calm, A New Humanity Manifesto, Neale Donald Walsch has just the way to get all humanity to get along:
Wealth will be redefined, with enormous consequences for society. What humans strive for, what humans work for, will have nothing to do with the accumulation of money, but rather the accumulation of value within their lives, for their families and for humanity as a whole.
Nobody Says: Accumulation of ‘value’? Who decides what is of value? What if some people think they are more ‘valuable’ than others?
The redefining of wealth will also produce a new kind of currency. Equal Value Exchange Credits (evecs) will be a new currency denomination, and it will take the form of any exchange, not merely the exchange of paper or coins of financial accounting credits, which brings equal value to both sides in a transaction. Those who do “Gods’ work” to earn more than modes amounts money without being made wrong.
Nobody Says. “Ha ha ha…who gets to decide who is doing ‘God’s’ work and therefore gets more “Equal Value Credits?” Is Nancy Pelosi’s work in Congress ‘God’s’ work?
Originally the purpose of economics was not to make a profit. The original purpose was simply to establish a system under which people could trade with each other, exchanging their goods and sharing their abilities, so that the entire community could survive. There is enough of everything we need for all of us to be truly happy and all we have to do is find a way to share it.
Nobody Says: Will Obama share Air Force One with me? And besides, this is communism 101…Hey…I saw Doctor Zhivago..TWICE!
What a bunch of malarkey. Mr. Walsch has been regurgitating the Future Shock of Alvin Toffler.
Mr. Walsch, like many liberals who would NEVER dare share their wealth, is busy writing another one of his utopian books as we speak, and someone somewhere, will buy this, and dream of a world where everybody will all have free everything.
Hey, I have an old guitar I want to trade…and I want a month’s worth of lobster.
What? Not a fair trade?
Okay. I’ll throw in my old Willie Nelson records.
You don’t have a record player?
What? I’m trading you the value of a guitar which will get you a lifetime of pleasure and that FAR outweighs the value of a month’s worth of succulent Lobsters!
As you can see, this won’t work. Everything has a different value to everyone else. I can’t help it you can’t play guitar.
These people are totally nuts, and Mr. Walsch can just go on back to having his conversation with God…until he finds out, it’s NOT God who is talking to him.
Belated R.I.P—- Joan Rivers
Nobody Gets Email—
In honor of Joan Rivers passing…I think it’s only right that I post a few Jewish Jokes. We don’t think about it much, but MOST of America’s greatest comics were (and are) Jews:
Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Victor Borge, Woody Allen, Joan Rivers, Lenny Bruce, George Burns, Allan Sherman, Jerry Lewis, Peter Sellers, Carl Reiner, Shelley Berman, Gene Wilder, George Jessel, Alan King, Mel Brooks, Phil Silvers, Jack Carter, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Jack Benny Mansel Rubenstein
(And to Joan from me: Of course you shouldn’t have called Michelle a Tramy…remember what happened in 1942? —-What? )
And so, Enjoy a few more Jewish Jokes and have a toast the next time you’re out telling jokes–to a very funny lady. We are going to MISS her.
(Thanks to Kris)
Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women don’t like anything that isn’t 20% off.
Short summary of every Jewish holiday: 
They tried to kill us. We won. Let’s eat.
Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, “Lady, I haven’t eaten in three days.”
“Force yourself,” she replied.
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) “Don’t bother. I’ll sit in the dark. I don’t want to be a nuisance to anybody.”
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is
Not Now.
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it.
First: The Thumb, Then the Eye…
Nobody Cares
When a funny man with a very cool British accent tells me that Apple is lining up the first “mark of the beastie” I listen!
It’s just a matter of time until we all have to just put our thumbprint on scanners everywhere, and to make us all get used to it, (as they have made us get used to being groped like fat fish at the airports) they are using the most popular phone on the planet.
Even my little Wal-Mart T-Mobile Special is getting me used to ‘pressing’ my thumb to get into it.
You know what this means, don’t you?
Looting thumbprint will be coming to your neighborhood soon!
And some great inventor will make millions with his new ‘thumb glue.’
Better thumbs than eyeballs I say.
Enjoy!













