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Nobody’s Perfect: Charlo Greene VS Afghan Soldiers

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we had several Nobodies in America who just couldn’t stand their job anymore, but the way they quit deserves at least a few lines on this Nobody’s not so famous page:

Numero Uno;

She pretty, she’s a cool dresser, she’s ever so articulate, but Charlo Greene, just did the report of her life on marijuana, and then…quit:

Charlo Greene was a reporter for KTVA-TV in Anchorage, Alaska. That is until Sunday night when she quit on live TV by uttering an obscenity and walking off camera.

Obviously, Charlo was more than a bit high herself when she just quit on live TV, and who doesn’t think that she was already making much more money than she could ever make as some measly token reporter? Selling pot is the biggest new market since White Lighting hit the streets of Chicago.

Can we expect more stoned reporters quitting their jobs?

YOU BET! You know Shark Tank? Let’s have a reality show of quitters! Better yet, a realty show of stoners! Afgan soldiers

Hey, I’d watch it. 🙂

Numero Dos:

What do you do when you don’t want to train to be a soldier in Afghan anymore? You go to the mall with your American military comrades and then say, “Hey, we’ve got to hit the hole.” (They are used to holes) and THEN instead—head for Canada.

Yes! Canada is right next door to Afghanistan! No?

Three Afghan soldiers, who went missing while in Massachusetts for military training, have been found trying to cross the border into Canada, a Defense Department official said Monday.

“I can confirm that the Canadians have them,” the official said.

The Afghan officers were reported missing late Saturday after a trip to a shopping mall in Hyannis, Mass., about 20 miles from Joint Base Cape Cod, where they were involved in a training exercise.

Earlier this month, two Afghan police officers disappeared from a Drug Enforcement Administration training program in Quantico, Va., and were found several days later in that area.

They did a Bergdorf! Aftgn soldiers two

Even in my little home town we train Iraq soldiers. Not sure if they are still here, because they didn’t tell us we were paying to have Muslims trained by our police force in the FIRST place.

So you tell me…who wins the “I quit” Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week? There is a proper way to quit a job, is there not?

Was it MS Charlo, who evidently just got a job as a reporter so that she could promote her new company?

Or was it those sweet Afghan soldiers, who just wanted to get into America and go find the local strip bars and move to Canada so they wouldn’t have to actually fight in their own country?Obama angry

Who wins?

The STUPID idiot in the Pentagon (Okay,White House) who think bringing Muslims into the United States to train on our dime, where they can escape and maybe even someday blow up a few cities here win.  Can this be any more idiotic? Or even treasonous?

Don’t get me started.

Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award?

That corrupted, plutocracy of morons who call themselves the United States Government. (And since we live in a dictatorship, that means Obama.)

The ONLY thing they have perfected is disaster.

September 22, 2014 Posted by | drugs, Homeland Security, Uncategorized | , | 4 Comments

Sheila Jackson Running Homeland Security? Move over Snowdon.

Nobody Flashes

Upon hearing that the black caucus thinks that Sheila Jackson would be a good replacement for Janet Napolitano for Homeland Security, I at once thought of this video. Sheila Jackson

The “Gang of Spanky” explains pretty much how a good percentage of American people would feel…(This Nobody Included.) It would be “All for one and one for all” in trying to protect ourselves from the headmistress Sheila whose main objective would be to kill us all by sheer incompetence.

Enjoy! Or not…I’m having a hard time picturing it…add Hillary as President to that mix and you can imagine what would happen when we got Attacked—-

“What difference would it make!” will become Sheila’s great crying call…..especially if the city hit was in Florida.

Okay. I’m going to go take a nap. I am NOT handling this too well.double facepalm

July 30, 2013 Posted by | Homeland Security, humor, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

The Mt. Vesuvius Government Coverup

Nobody Remembers

Have you noticed? Global warming has sort of gone away. What happened to Al Gore? Funny isn’t it? We had the worst summer in recent weather history this year: Drop dead temperatures,  and fire, after fire, after fire, and they didn’t get much notice. They did talk about the price of corn.

Nobody even suggested that this drought was caused by global warming. Don’t you find that–weird?

They must have done some polls, and since it’s an election year, decided to shut up about it.  

Last night I was listening to Coast to Coast, which I do every night, because I fall asleep to it, and they had an MIT guy on named, Mat Stein.  This guy was worried. He got me worried. Just a few days ago the sun let out some huge solar flares, and we were lucky..They were on the surface of the sun that doesn’t face us..and according to Mat, we are overdue for a big event. After all, he says the US has been hit with two big ones in their history, but the only thing that happened was the telegraph wires were fried.

That was back in 1859. Before the Civil War. BA…Before Apple.

But now, if we had one hit us, like the new Cable program just released, “Revolution” (It shows the US shutting down after a EMP strike) it would wipe out everything, and everyone would be without pretty much everything for at least 3 years.

And that’s not the worst of it. We have 104 nuclear reactors here in the States, and they can only go 3 weeks without backup before exploding. The backup runs on electricity. So you may be stocked up with food and water, but what good will it do you if you are 50 miles from one?

And here’s the kicker. Mat says they HAVE the technology to protect our electrical gird… would cost around a billion dollars to protect them all….the generators and the nuclear plants.  He couldn’t understand why this wasn’t right up on top of National Security urgency. Because after all…Bernanke and the stimulus have been what…now…800 billion and counting?

Instead of sending billions to the Middle East, filled with men who want us dead, maybe now would be a good time to spend that money right here and protect us all from the horrors of an EMP. After all, Putin’s submarines are scouting around our waters…all it takes is one big one shot from a sub.

Mat wanted everyone to call their Senators to make this a high priority, because…he thinks they don’t know. I thought it funny he should say this, because  I guess he missed that big CNN 2- hour special put on by Homeland Security—where they “war gamed” the whole EMP attack by sun or foreign attack scenario for the American people. Oh yes, all the big wigs were there.

Yes, they know. And they played that war game out on TV to cover their own butts should something happen, because it was all about:” We can’t do a thing!” We are helpless! We the government will just have to watch people die!” ” We might never know who attacked us so we can’t retaliate!”

We are as safe from EMP as the citizens of Pompeii, were from being smothered by Mt. Vesuvius.

Except that happened in A.D. 79.

This is 2012.

When a President can’t even protect a simple ambassador, what make you think he can protect any of us? What makes you think that THIS President even cares if we get hit? He will just become President forever and go into his ginormous bunker with all this friends, and Beyoncé. And while the world is screaming “Death to America!” don’t you think that maybe, just maybe, they should get to work on this?

And what bothers me more than anything is ALL the movies that have been coming out about the world ending, as if they are trying to socially engineer us all to expect it.

And now you know why I didn’t post yesterday.




September 21, 2012 Posted by | American History, disasters, science | , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Obama’s Civil Rights: Will YOU Be Protected?


Today …Nobody was picking a book up that I bought in 2003 and never opened. It’s name: The Washington Information Directory.  It contains 960 polity pages of horror. In other words, open it up and you say,  “Do we really NEED all these governmental agencies?”

Let’s start with the departments we are paying to protect our…civil rights.

Have you been discriminated because you did not get that job at Boeing, because you were black/fat/a woman/a transvestite/ a gay/ old/illegal immigrant/, or a foreigner? Well, here’s a short list of places you can call:

Commission on Civil Rights: They assess the laws and do studies on every nationality on the planet. In 2004, Mary Frances Berry (Mayor “Cocaine” Berry’s wife) was head of it.

Equal Employment Opportunity Commission: So, if the Commission on Civil Rights figures out there’s a problem these guys examine how much of it is in the job place.

Executive Office of the President: Oh…didn’t you know the President served as a liaison between the public and the administration on Civil Rights? That’s why we keep hearing from Obama on race. It’s officially part of his job. It’s not in the Constitution, but there you go.

Health and Human Services Dept., Civil Rights; You can’t be discriminated against getting the health care you deserve. If your an illegal, you might want to send them flowers.

Justice Department: After the other ones have figured out there is a problem, these guys will arrest you—unless of course you happen to be a Black Panther. Eric Holder is especially concerned about black civil rights.

House Government Reform Committee: Oversees the Equal Employment office.

House Judiciary Committee: Watches over civil right laws.

Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pension Committee: Oversees operations of Equal Employment.

Senate Judiciary Committee: Oversees operations of civil rights.

(Are you seeing a pattern here? How many organizations do we NEED to oversee civil rights laws?)

Now we get into the Non-profit: (Which means they get money but don’t have to pay taxes.)

Citizens Commission of Civil Rights: Hey…here’s a place where former federal officials can get a job! This monitors the guys that are still in the government! Do you feel safe now?

Leadership Conference on Civil Rights. These guys coordinate all the gays, blacks, women and guppies into action.

Okay, nobody wants to list all the government organization that get taxpayers hard earned dollars just to protect our civil right…trust me on that. You don’t want to read what I’m seeing here, there are literally THOUSANDS of organizations. But a normal person would say, why can’t we have just ONE or two ? That’s not how our government works.

Just look at the Black Caucus Foundation, and you can see the damage already.  If a black is in the Senate or House already..why in the world do they need to “caucus” the rest of the Congress? They were “elected” that should be enough. If we have to have a black caucus, then we should have a white caucus. Do you see the silliness here?

There are thousands of government agencies that should be eliminated. But the object is to keep as many people working for the government as possible, because it then assures that the government will never be overthrown.

Half the people would starve.

Here in St. Louis, the City is laying off 90 policemen and firemen because they have to. If they don’t lay off police and not hire anymore, then the pensions promised to those that have retired can’t be paid. They choose to hire no more cops.

And if you have no police, then sooner or later the Federal Government will send in the National Guard, or Homeland Security if there are riots.

And so..remember — that is one of Obama’s “Must do list “agenda’s:”  A Civilian National Police Force stronger than our military.

And if you destroy the economy, it’s much easier to get your National Gestapo, isn’t it?

Do you see where this is heading?

Nobody Wins, when a government becomes too big, especially all the nobodies that have to live with a bloated federal lard of glutton’s.

Obama is taking us beyond fascism. He dreams of total control, and in the end the only civil rights that will be granted will be decided by one man.

He MUST be stopped.


April 19, 2012 Posted by | Obama | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Homeland Securtiy: Protection or Gestapo?

Nobody Flashes

Here is a woman who is trying to get home to her son, and she is carrying breast milk. She follows all the rules, but the stupidity of the TSA agents really don’t care, and she misses her flight. (The eleven min. goes fast)

The fact that she is threatened repeatedly with arrest if she does not comply with them, shows you just how far America is going towards the communist state. This has nothing to do with keeping us safe,  and everything to do with building a police state. The sad thing is, I bet this kind of stuff happens daily, but you just don’t hear about it.

And Homeland Security just bought 450 million bullets for Homeland Security. Oh yeah…that’s makes us all feel good. Arming stupid TSA agents with guns.

If she had been a Muslim women with breast milk, you can bet your booty she would have been let through.

One thing is sure: if you are an intelligent person, and need a job, you won’t get hired by the TSA.

Don’t even go there—only morons allowed.

(Thanks to amfortas)

April 2, 2012 Posted by | Homeland Security | , , , | 2 Comments

Obama Proclaims Ultimate Power…Which He Says He WON’T Use

Nobody Knows

First: Observe the video above. The guy makes a joke about Obama (even though it was tasteless) but he gets visited by the Secret Service.

Really? Really? The Secret Service for telling a JOKE?

Nobody Remembers that Obama said this about white people once:

“And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

He can criticize us, but we can’t say much of anything against him, without the FBI knocking on our door I suppose…but now…it’s gotten worse. If you don’t like Obama— watch what you say: He now has the power to arrest you. He doesn’t even have to have an excuse.

On New Years’ Eve, when every politician in Washington was out of town: when every reporter in the nation was talking about Iowa: when the people  of America were all getting over their New Year’s Eve hangovers…what a better time to take dictatorial powers over the Constitution then when everyone is not paying attention to you, because you are busy spending $4 million taxpayer dollars vacationing in Hawaii.

Could you have found a more propitious moment to declare yourself dictator, and give yourself the power to arrest any citizen, on whatever cause you so choose, and lock him or her up indefinitely without a trial?

“I have signed this bill on the understanding that section 1022 provides the executive branch with broad authority to determine how best to implement it, and with the full and unencumbered ability to waive any military custody requirement, including the option of waiving appropriate categories of cases when doing so is in the national security interests of the United States.”

Wow….‘President’ Obama signed the National Defense Appropriation Act, a law that ends the 4th Amendment in the United States unless the Supreme Court overrules it. Only one of the biggest moments in American history. We now officially have a KING…and it went without much of a whimper.

Oh, he signed but so what? He’ll never use it.” is the Newspeak falling from every pundit’s lip. “He said he’d never use it…and so, whose going to win the Republican Election gang? Who? “

Uh…Houston…Houston…Houston…are you there? Oh..that’s right. Obama got rid of Houston.

Nobody Remembersthe last unconstitutional law that Obama wanted the whole world to see him sign. The infamous Obama Health Care Bill. It was reported on all the cable stations and all over the world. He had that sweet little black boy standing beside show that now, the great man was going to protect, feed, clothe, and give this sweet black boy free medical for as long as he lives. Not to mention, Obama usually has dozens of democrats standing behind him…smiling, fawning…(in Nancy’s case…dribbling..)

So, why did Obama HIDE the signing of probably the biggest grab of power ever taken by a American President since FDR?  He knows he has no right to take this power, so as he was signing it, with the provisions put in by his request that American citizens also be included.  It was put to us that he wants to protect us from terrorists. But it’s not Muslims terrorist that Obama fears…it’s the tea party.

“The fact that I support this bill as a whole does not mean I agree with everything in it. In particular, I have signed this bill despite having serious reservations with certain provisions that regulate the detention, interrogation, and prosecution of suspected terrorists.”

As one reporter said: “Here is a man with a law degree telling us that he signed a bill into law, despite serious reservations. Who cares what reservations he has? He signed it into law.”

“Moreover, I want to clarify that my Administration will not authorize the indefinite militardetention without trial of American citizens. Indeed, I believe that doing so would break with our most important traditions and values as a Nation. My Administration will interpret section 1021 in a manner that ensures that any detention it authorizes complies with the Constitution, the laws of war, and all other applicable law.”

You won’t? Look what happend when one Congressman said: “You lie.” <—–

The Constitution does not authorize the President to use signing statements to circumvent any validly enacted Congressional Laws, nor does it authorize him to declare he will disobey such laws (or parts thereof). When a bill is presented to the President, the Constitution (Art. II) allows him only three choices: do nothing, sign the bill, or (if he disapproves of the bill) veto it in its entirety.

In other words, you can’t make yourself dictator BY LAW and then come out and say…oh, I really don’t want to be a dictator, you know, I know I’m not suppose to arrest anyone without a trial, but I signed it anyway.

Last year, Janet Napolitano, the head of Homeland Security, wants us all to think that the tea party is the biggest threat to our country. (See her video below)  Which means— if you have any sense at all, you can only suspect that it’s not the Muslim terrorist that Obama fears, it’s the America people…especially the white ones. 


Last week, Mark Meckler, co-founder of Tea Party Patriots, was arrested at New York City’s LaGuardia Airport on a gun charge. He currently faces 15 years in prison. He actually showed police his pistol permit and explained – and had paperwork to prove it – that the weapon is registered in California.

When you have a president who wants to release our enemies in Guantanamo —but is afraid of those white people who he thinks are after him because of the color of his skin..which Republican Candidate wins in Iowa is the least of our worries. If you can make yourself KING and nobody objects:

Than any day of the week you can say:

“I have signed this executive order that by my sworn authority to protect the American People. The 2012  presidential election will remain suspended until further determination by this Administration that we are safe enough to continue with our great American experiment.”

The director of the Human Rights Watch said, ’ Obama will go down in history as the president who enshrined indefinite detention without trial in US law.”

 What Nobody Knows is: What will he do next?

January 3, 2012 Posted by | Angry Citizens, communism, Constitution, corruption, Elections, History, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Newt Gives Us Occan’s Razor Full of EMP’s

Nobody Knows

We are coming into to the important Republican caucus in Iowa, and  the front runner, Newt Gingrich, is going full force into announcing the biggest fear we have in facing our country: an EMP attack.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: What national security issue do you worry about that nobody is asking about, either here or in any of the debates so far?

NEWT GINGRICH: An electromagnetic pulse attack, which would literally destroy the country’s capacity to function.

Great. It’s the, “We are all going die.” scenario again.

Is that why they keep playing sitcoms where the world is destroyed and people come back and live on the farm and everyone is really happy without cell phones, Lady Gaga, and the View?

In the sitcom, TERRA NOVA, the world is destroyed and people go BACK in time to start over. In THE WALKING DEAD, a virus creates walking Zombies, and a small group of people try to survive by living on a farm. In the movie 2012…the whole world is destroyed, with the ultimate message being,  that the cream of the crop of humanity (being the elites in power) have already got tickets to the only boats in town. But, they are truly concerned about one lonely author, who they save to redeem their own consciousness and make you think they really are good people after all. Leaders of all the countries were saved! Rejoice!

I’m so tired of the world being destroyed by Hollywood. Come on…give us a break.  

The propaganda on our TV’s is overwhelmingly pointing to the scenario that “Hey, your little world is about to be socially reengineered, but it’s okay because right now you have American Idol!”

Our politicians have cried wolf so many times— (WMD;s—We have to bail out the banks or the world will fall apart—-Pass my bills or Social Security checks will end and grandma will die—-Veterans won’t get paid or receive medical assistance—kids will starve—Obama won’t be able to take a vacation– etc) that when the REAL threat comes, how are we going to believe the messenger?

We may not believe that messenger because much of it has been a bluff before.  Why should we believe any of them? Here’s a bit from the news:

The sad thing is that we are spending hundreds of billions of dollars hunting down “terrorists” in caves on the other side of the globe and we have been told that because of “national security” it is necessary for our private areas to be touched before we are allowed to get on an airplane, but our government is doing essentially nothing to address what is perhaps our biggest security vulnerability.

The president of the Center for Security Policy, Frank Gaffney, is convinced that a single EMP attack could result in the deaths of the vast majority of the population of the United States“Within a year of that attack, nine out of 10 Americans would be dead, because we can’t support a population of the present size in urban centers and the like without electricity”

It has been estimated that the entire power grid could potentially be protected for about 20 billion dollars. Considering the fact that we have spent over 400 billion dollars in Afghanistan, I think that we could afford it. Yet the Bush administration and the Obama administration have just stood there and have done nothing. Our idiocy is astounding.

This morning on FOX news, they showed a big map of the areas that would be literally burnt to a crisp electronically from an EMP attack. It covered the whole Midwest, and most of Mexico….but funny…it left the lights on in New York, the whole state of Florida, and the entire state of California. Mmm….homes of the rich and famous would be protected. Tea party people…will die.

Now, WHO should we believe attacked us if this happened? Sounds like an Obama dream.

As I was looking at the map, I wondered, since all our military bases are “protected” why the Midwest? Because of the food? And why all of Mexico?

FOX said it would be easy for Iran to launch an EMP from a boat offshore. Is this a statement to put fear in our hearts that Iran is dangerous? (Ron Paul, as you know, thinks it all overrated) And should we expect a strike on Iran soon? Is this the, “They have EMP’s!,  scenario? They probably do, but it’s getting so you can’t trust OUR elected people, and if you look at the polls, I’m not alone in this thought.

Last year, there was a special on CNN with all the past and present National Security people doing a mock EMP attack scenario TV.

It scared the EMP’s out of me.

Leading the experts at the mock attack was Michael Chertoff, former Homeland Security Secretary and founder of the Cheroff groups, a security consulting firm whose clients include manufactures of that fine example of American invention…the full body scanner.

Also on the panel, was none other than Bill Richardson, who as Clinton’s Secretary of Energy, went to N. Korea and supplied them with plutonian, on the orders from his boss. The North Koreans turned around and made that plutonian into nukes. It was Bill Richardson who also appointed Wen Ho Lee to Los Alamos, where he was suspected to have given the Chinese government nuclear secrets.

So, right away, you have two Gestapo like guys…who are hard to trust, and Newt is now crying out the same message.
The conclusion of the CNN mock EMP attack was: “Gee guys– we probably would not retaliate, but the United States would never recover..uh..probably not.” SUCH a hopeful message from a panel of rich millionaires. Nothing about protection, no suggestions on how to deal with the problem..just plain fear mongering.


But…what if Newt is right?

Yousaf M. Butt, (notice first name) a consultant with Federation of American Scientists, who last year did a lengthy analysis of EMP for The Space Review, a weekly online journal, said, “If terrorists want to do something serious, they’ll use a weapon of mass destruction — not mass disruption.”

Yet Mr. Gingrich’s warnings remain persistently urgent. “Without adequate preparation, we would basically lose our civilization in a matter of seconds.” The prospect of relatively short-range missiles being used to mount an EMP strike compounds the challenge to our modest anti-missile systems. They may or may not be able to contend with missiles launch And that’s the scary part.

Politicians have been using primal fear for a long now just to get their bills passed, and to take our freedoms away. So, that now…you can’t be sure if a politician is using fear to get elected, or if they are truly being sincere.

Nevertheless, Nobody ThinksLook what a  terrible job our government did protecting us on 9/11, Katrina, the Golf Oil Spill, and the Wall Street debacle. Their track record is atrocious.

Nobody also thinks that all this money that is disappearing has gone into building fine protections for the elites if and when the times comes. It’s also sadly true, that they are hiring people to man the FEMA camps all over the country.  

If you go by their actions, Occam’s Razor is the only choice you have. (Gives me an excuse to buy more peanut butter! )

It’s sharp on both sides, no matter how you slice it.  

(GOD, I HATE writing such depressing stuff. Next blog..funny…promise.)

December 13, 2011 Posted by | political races | , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Cantagion: Idiot’s Guide to a Pandemic

Nobody Cares

Not since the bird flu pandemic (did you get it?) have we needed another movie to remind us all, that at any moment, the earth’s population could be cut in half with a virus. It could spread so fast, that within months, body bags would run out, and the best thing to do would be to stay in your house, and pray someone with a gun doesn’t break in and kill you for your food.

Or eat you for food.

My husband and I needed a reprieve from the fact that we didn’t have money to go on a vacation, and we thought, “Surely we can go to a flick.” since the Bahamas was out of the question.

Everyone else must have been in the Bahamas because we were the only ones there. And that’s in the WHOLE movie theater which has 18 huge cinemas and an IMAX.  

(Nobody is making this up… not this time.)

 I suggested we go see Contagion, because we both like Matt Daman. Nobody has a theory that movie stars come onto the scene in very popular conservatives movies, grab the loyalty of the diehard intelligent people they need to change, and then..turn into liberal idiots. Then we are all totally surprised that they have cauliflower for brains.

Matt Damon stared in the Borne Identity movies, which are all great. He then came out just recently and started talking about unions and how much we need them. (I’d better stop right now, because in my head I can think of dozens of entertainers who have always promoted the old conservative themes, and then came out flaming red, and insulting the very people who go to see their films.)


“Red is the color that my baby wore, and once more it’s true…yes it is.” Sorry, I had a Beatle moment.

So, back to the movie. Matt Damon plays the main character whose wife catches a deadly virus when she was in Hong Kong, and then infects a lot of people at a casino and the whole world becomes infected. People can’t get the vaccines except by lottery, in other words, it shows you what would happen if there really was an outbreak. Marshall Law is moved in right away. And get this: the real scientists of the world claim this movie is right on track.

As far as movies goes, this one was just okay. My husband was severely disappointed because he was expecting Zombies.(BIG Zombie lover) I wanted to see it because I suspected it was going to be another “lesson.”

Nobody Thinks I was right.

It was more like a…you know, this might happen, and the government and Homeland Security will take years to get out the vaccines, but in the end it will be done, because they are all good people.  Elites will get it first. People, will die. But, that’s life folks.

Okay—Nobody prefers the government conspiracy movies, but there were no government conspiracies in this movie. At the end, all the suspicions that this virus was some kind of germ warfare was put to rest when the camera zooms in on a bat, and a pig…the real culprits. Honest…last scene. That’s your lesson.

The scene that upset me the most is when a government guy (Played by Lawrence) decided that maybe putting the vaccine in the water would be a good idea, because they did put fluoride in it for our benefit. I’ve read too much about the harmful side effects of fluoride to go there.  

I know, you may say that at this point in my life that Nobody is getting too suspicious. Nobody reasons that the more you know, the more you see, and the less you can enjoy it. This happened to me long ago when I took Art Appreciation in college. I got an A, and then every time I looked at a painting afterwards, I would dissect it…I could tell you who did it, what period it was from, HOW they painted it..etc.. Then one day, I realized…I simply did not enjoy the beauty of art any longer. I couldn’t look at a simple sunset without going into all the details in my mind.

It was…annoying.

So, I forgot everything I knew about it,—on purpose. It took me years to forget it, I had to unlearn what I had learned.  Nobody Thinks I’m becoming so good at spotting all the propaganda in everything now, that I find it hard to enjoy movies anymore. I know millions of others probably feel the same way.  

But this time, I will be saved from myself by mother nature. Someday, I won’t remember where I put the car keys OR the car. I won’t remember ever seeing this movie, because the govenment after reading this,  will make sure I get an extra dose of floride in my water.

Despite the movie, we had a great box of buttered popcorn, a theater all to ourselves, and then came home and ducked taped the windows.  (just kidding)

Really, if you can just enjoy a movie without thinking…it’s really…okay.

Good thing money is tight right now:  According to this movie, it very well could have been me that walked into a casino in the Bahamas and then I would have ended up being the one to kill the world with a virus from a banana, dropped by a monkey who had had sex with a pig,  into my margarita.

I’m just saying….


October 12, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, humor, Natural Disasters | , , , , , | 1 Comment


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