The Anunnaki….And Other Fun Thoughts
Nobody Remembers
To me, arguments about religion, are like watching a snake swallow its own tale. In the end the snake eats itself, and there’s nothing left to talk about. And religion is fun to talk about. (See video below, for a man having fun talking about religion.)
Every religion has its stories, and lately, some people have come up with a new twist trying to figure out, just exactly how we all got here. Basically, it’s the story of the Anunnaki, who according to some scholars, were aliens who came here long ago, bred with human women, and improved the race.
(There’s the first flaw…improved?)
Let’s see if I’ve got this story right: Some really curious German guy named Georg Grotefend had been reading ancient Sumerian tablets one afternoon, and read this:
“After the kingship descended from heaven, the kingship was in Eridu. In Eridu, Alulim became king: he ruled for 28,000 years. Then Alalngar reigned for 36,000 years, while En-men-lu-ana ruled for 43,2000 years. “
As you remember, Noah, Seth, Enos and others lived more than 900 years.
(2nd flaw: Who was counting this?)
So, it seems the REASON these guys lived so long is because they were actually from another planet. Moses and Seth were hybrids, so therefore, because of the human woman DNA, they got royally robbed. After the great flood, nobody lived very long. Gilgamesh, only lived for 120 years. (And his descendants live on Gilligan’s island)
The Sumerians (Who were actually aliens) gave us the 60 minutes concept (without we would not have a 60 minute TV show) and the Zodiac, something which none of us could live without. Obviously Nancy Reagan was closer to the Gods than the rest of us.
Now…pay close attention:—-An Alien named Quetzalcoatl, the great teacher of the Mayans, was known as Vircocha to the Incas, and as the sun god Ra to the Egyptians. Evidently this guy zipped all over the planet and build pyramids. (He is also known as Marduk, god of Marmaduke)
So why in the world did these ‘gods’ come to Earth? To mine for gold silly! Greedy bastards live everywhere in the universe. No..the real reason they wanted the gold…get ready for it:
“The Annunnaki sought gold to save their atmosphere, which had apparently sprung leaks similar to those we have created in ours by damaging the Earth’s ozone layer with Hydro fluorocarbons. They disperse extremely tiny flakes of gold into the upper atmosphere to patch holes.”
Right. Global warming is happening everywhere in the universe. If Al Gore starts insisting we need a REALLY high priced world carbon tax to plug our ozone holes with gold, I say we say to him, “ Go back to your mother Gaia, and paint your face with coconut oil, and leave us alone!”
Anyway, the Anunnaki used the Neanderthals as slaves to mine the gold—but they were slow, so two alien brothers: Enlil and Enki (first gay couple) came to take control. Enlil (firstborn) was head ruler. (Aliens also practiced the stupid habit of giving the oldest son control) Enlil was mission commander, and Enki was executive and science officer…and guess what? They didn’t get along.
Lucky us.
Enki drained the marshes on the northern shore of the Persian Gulf, and with his son Marduk —-they worked on irrigating the land between the Tigris and Euphrates. Murduk later nuked the Tower of Babel, and other places, and became RA the first ruler of Egypt.
(3rd flaw: You can have only so many alien RA’s)
All the pharaohs were Marduk’s offspring: Geg and Nut, Osiris, Isis, Seth, ..and one day they built the Great Pyramid to imprisoned Murdock because he was just nuking too much, and making big holes in the planet, like the Dead Sea.
Enki had a girlfriend named Ninhursag and they produced the first test tube baby: Adam…who was a combination of an African human woman, and a young Anunnaki male. But an alien woman carried the child to term. So that explains how Adam got here. Seeing what they had done, like the typical rulers all over the universe they said this:
“The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever. “
So they put caps on our DNA so we would die and not get too smart. Now it’s called Obamacare. (There are rulers, and then there’s the rest of us, and it’s best we stay stupid, according to them.)
So there they were, Alien gods, fornicating day and night with the women of the earth, and then one day Enlil complained that the sound of mating humans kept him awake at night. (I HATE when that happens) And so he decided to kill them all, with Obamacare..
No…no…he did it with a flood.
But Enki was way ahead of him, He helped his hybrid Noah build a boat, supplied it with all the DNA of the planet, (taking a lot of weight off Noah who was trying to figure out how to walk the elephants to the bathroom) and voila! Human kind flourish to this day!
So you can thank the alien Enki, not God, that we are all here. According to the legends, they were just like us: They were vain, petty, cruel, incestuous, and hateful. And that’s why Hillary Clinton will run for President: She just can’t help herself.
Oh— the Anunnaki also developed the wheel, schools, medical science, the fisrt written proverbs, history, taxation, laws, social reforms, the first cosmogony and the first money, as well as the first bicameral Congress. I suggest we go to THEIR planet and make them mine for gold.
And the Rothschild’s claim to be direct descendants of the Sumarian Kings.
Now, wasn’t that fun?
(Nobody Notes: So…did anybody like any of those other templates, or does this one suit you fine? If it does, I’ll try to figure out how to make the fonts bigger, which is my main concern. Thanks for putting up with my Monkish proclivities. )
All info out of Jim Mars: Our Occulted History
Nobody Asks: Who EXACTLY–Benefits from Wars in the Middle East?
Nobody Knows
Nobody Knows just why Obama and the Rino’s are crying out for war with Syria. Everybody that I read is pretty much guessing that it’s all to save Obama from his own big mouth. But Nobody Thinks we should ask the very old but very sensible question: Who benefits? It’s blatantly obvious that the United States citizens, would be hurt. We don’t have the money or the will to fight another senseless war in the Middle East—-but how about our elites?
What are they getting out of this?
Nobody Knows and wonders—-what and IF some of our entranced Senators and Presidents get some personal money out of this from…big corporations, or even worse…other countries?
Nobody Knows…how influential big corporations and Saudi money are in calling the shots in Washington D.C. It seems, every politician in Washington is controlled and by big wads of money. P.J. O’Rourke was right when he said we have a Parliament of Whores. Nobody Wonders if we can also add a recent gaggle of Presidential Whores to that great title.
Let’s go back to the first gulf war. Daddy Bush told us we were going over there to protect a defenseless country named Kuwait, and Saddam was a bad guy. Remember, we backed that ‘bad’ guy with chemical weapons, military hardware, and millions of dollars to help those poor tribal lords in Iraq fight Iran. We did the very same thing with bin Laden, in Afghanistan, to help him fight Russia
How did that turn out for us?
Daddy Bush gave our military support to those adorable Sunni sheiks in Saudi Arabia in order to protect them, and their family, and their oil with the FIRST Gulf war. Bush the elder put on a real patriotic display for…making himself look good and protecting the Sheiks. The propaganda was so good…we didn’t mind much, because we still had money.
Then we had Clinton protecting the Muslims in Kosovo in THAT civil war. Remember, there was another ‘bad’ guy…Milosevic. Nobody Knows how necessary that was. Clinton kept away from bin Laden, refused the man nine times, because bin Laden had relatives in the Saudi family. He literally ignored the bombing of the Cole, (We will FIND the criminals who did this!) and the first bombing of the World Trade Center, which was done by the Muslim Brotherhood. Clinton airlifted Bosnian refugees over here because he felt sorry for them. He dropped 80,000 into St. Louis.
Expect more refugees from Syria to come over here because the democrats are already demanding it.
After 9.11, Bush Jr. protected the Saudi’s kids and sent out planes to pick up their families here, while everybody else was grounded. Even though almost ALL of the hijackers came from Saudi Arabia, Bush blamed one lone man. bin Laden, and he kept inviting those old Sheiks down to his Texas ranch, where he could give them big kisses. 
Obama just has the thugs into the White House.
Who here believes that George W. Bush didn’t know where bin Laden was for ten years…raise your hands.
(Okay. You there. Go back to your granola.)
Obama continued the Saudi King worship with low bows.
Are you starting to see a pattern here? Jeb Bush is about to give Hillary Clinton, the butcher enabler of Benghazi, a metal of honor. Hillary has a Muslim Brotherhood woman as her assistant and she is now the right hand man of Obama.
Tell me, when will the American people get some attention from their Presidents?
All these years, our Presidents have been protecting the Saudi’s family…and we are still doing it. Iran is their biggest enemy. How nice it would be for them if we took out Syria, and then Iran?
You could say that our Presidents are doing this to keep us in oil, but we can easily get oil from other places, including our own country, and yet, we NEVER do. Our Congress AND President make damn sure we stay forever dependent on the Saudi oil.
Why? I want to know….what’s in it for them? 
Nobody knows, if the reason that rich people want the Presidency so badly is that the top politicians have their own very secret, and very lucrative contracts with Saudi Arabia? After all, the Saudi’s and the Muslim Brotherhood are both Wahhabi. It would explain why we have a Muslim sympathize in the White House. The Saudi’s could have told the Rhino’s at the top, that they wanted a Muslim someday, in the Presidency. John McCain could have been in on that deal. After all, he ran to lose, it was almost too obvious.
Are our Presidents and some of our Senators on the payrolls of Saudi Kings?
Because Nobody Knows how John McCain, a decorated war veteran, could say this:
The bloodcurdling cry of “Allahu akbar” is a war cry, and is meant to “strike terror in the hearts of the unbelievers.” You can’t tell me John McCain doesn’t know that.
Nobody Knows if the Boston Mayor Menino who said when a reporter asked him what he’d do with Detroit “I’d blow up the place and start all over.” if John McCain would think it was okay if the Mayor said “Thank GOD!” after he did it? (And wasn’t THAT a racist statement?)
Nobody Knows why the democrats, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore helped get the network Al-Jazeera broadcasted into American homes, while in Egypt, the Muslims’ Brotherhood network has been banned. Al Gore made millions, but what did Hillary get?
Nobody knows why now, Ft. Hood was treated as a work place accident. Nobody Knows why American Tea Party is higher on the FBI list as terrorist than al-Qaeda.
Are our Presidents getting paid in secret by the Saudi’s to keep us at war? After all, a few top men making billions from secret payouts from foreign countries would be very hard to prove, and very easy to hide. Look how long they hid everything else? (NSA( We still don’t know who killed JFK, and never will. Did FDR make a deal that American Presidents would forever more protect the Saudi Family as long as a few key people at the top of our government got big payouts? Could the Saudi Kings have insisted that payout as long as America was kept dependent on their oil?
Nobody knows, but it would sure explain the absolute absurdity of the last four President and their actions. And when you look all around you, it’s the ONLY answer that explains it all.
If you think I’m nuts about this theory, ask yourself: “What have they done for YOU lately?”
Democracy & Muslims Mix like Peanut Butter & Spinach
I believe that God has planted in every heart the desire to live in freedom.
George W. Bush
Nobody Knows if President George W. Bush really believed that if he just freed the Iraqi’ people— if he just freed them from Saddam Hussein, that they would just bounce up and sing “Hallelujah” and overnight become another Japan. While they did all rejoice for a few days, it seemed that within the month, they were back to being …theocratic Muslims.
They really don’t know how to be anything else. It’s been their culture since Muhammad got jealous of Jesus and decided to kill anyone who didn’t accept him as a BETTER God. Sort of…reminds you of a certain current President whom I will not name, simply because I’m tired of saying it.
The Middle East has never known what the word ‘democracy’ actually means. Just because a Mullah’s wife in Dubai can buy Victoria Secret, doesn’t exactly means she is …free. One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor. And you’d better not be under it if you are a Christian in Cairo right now.
But when advertising the rewards of democracy, President George W. Bush, always like to point to Japan and Germany when he made his big speeches, in order to rationalize his actions for bombing and sending our boys to Iraq. But…you really can’t compare it.
Not at all.
Take Japan. The United States came in, after their complete destruction, and told them exactly HOW they were going to run their governments. They had to do it our way. But, he didn’t fight the Iraq war that way. He went in, and then send over soldiers to .. help them learn ‘democracy.’ George was much more…compassionate.
The jihadists of 9/11 had come from mostly Saudi Arabia, not Iraq, but who were WE to argue with a President?
So…George let them all taste freedom and what did they do? They voted in Hezbollah. Radical Muslims started winning elections all over the Middle East.
Great plan there, Mr. President.
And if we thought George was a bit…hard to understand, the politicians we have now, make George look like the brightest bulb in the sinking boat.
Notice in the video how Lindsey Graham wants the people fighting in Egypt all to get along? Somehow, our politicians, think we should just talk sweetly and say, “Well, you should all do as we do in America.” and we really want you too.. stop fighting and be nice to each other.
Bush and Obama’s dream of Democracy…did not exactly pan out. Democracy in the Middle East has been a godsend for the radicals who hate America. Democracy is mob rule, as France found out with their revolution. The Muslims haven’t thought of the guillotine yet…but give them time.
Democracies are a nightmare, and frankly, I wish our Presidents would shut up about spreading democracy all over the world. Egypt is on its second or third revolution, and I’m started to lose count. It’s the Muslims who wouldn’t molest you if you wanted to come see their Pyramids, against the Muslims who would cut your head off at the base of the sphinx, after dragging you off your camel that you paid $100 dollars to ride.
The side we should be supporting…once again, we are not. Just like Iran…Obama chooses sides, and it’s not the one you and I would choose. Nope.
The Muslim Brotherhood, whom Obama has backed all over the Middle East, actually ARE the bad guys…and Obama…LIKES them.
Here’s their creed:
Allah is our objective. The Prophet is our leader. The Quran is our law. Jihad is our way. Dying in the way of Allah is our highest hope.”
(If dying is their highest hope I say let the die! Give them what they want. )
Obama helped take out Mubarak, who at least didn’t kill the Christians. Obama took out Gaddafi who forbid the Muslim Brotherhood from coming into his country. The Egyptian people now would like to BAN the Muslims Brotherhood—-and instead of saying that’s a GOOD thing: Obama is really upset about it.
He is siding against a general put in by us, supported with billions of dollar by us, who went to our military schools and wrote about democracy, and Obama is mad that this general acted more like a real American than Obama does.
Abdel al Sisi
Hey—– Maybe he can come over here and help clean the Muslim Brotherhood out of the White House!
(Let’s take donations. )
Dinesh D’ Souza thinks that Obama has a plan: He wants the moderates in the Middles East to lose. He WANTS…an Islamic Nation. Which is why Saudi Arabia is sending more money than WE are to the military in Egypt:
If Saudi Arabia falls, this would be a devastating blow to America’s economy and foreign policy, and if the Islamist gained Mecca and Medina it would be the greatest victory of radical Islam since the Khomeini revolution in Iran. Obama will work with Islamist Saudi Arabia and in neighboring counties to support a rebellion against the Saudi royal family. When it occurs he will say it is time for the Saudi royals to move aside in favor of democracy. If the Saudi royals refuse to abdicate, Obama will cut off American aid. Absent American assistance, the House of Saud could fall just as Mubarak did. Elections would come and the Brotherhood would come in.
Once Saudi Arabia falls the radical Muslims have a chance to achieve what they have long dreamed about: a complete unification of the Middle East under a single Muslim caliphate. The Unites States of Islam. —-Obama’s America
In the meantime, Al Gore and Hillary Clinton have helped Al Jazeera cable network come into all our homes.
In short: our top leaders are on the WRONG side.
Are you starting to get the feeling that they REALLY don’t like us?
Benjamin Franklin once told a woman what they had done when he was coming out of a Constitutional signing…and he said, “We have given you a Republic, madam, if you can keep it.”
Nobody Knows just HOW our “Republic” got so lost it can’t be found, but Nobody Thinks they will try to replace our republic once and for all with a good old fashion democracy. (Can you say Napoleon?)
And everyone will think it’s grand.
Nobody Remembers Ngo Dinh Diem
Nobody Remembers
HA! Obama backed the wrong man in Egypt, the place has gone nuts, and he has to come out today and acted like he had nothing whatsoever to do with it. It’s a big mess.
(Sigh.) Obama helped Mohamed Morsi by sending him millions of dollars (some estimates 2 billion) and 20 advanced jets, while Morsi was saying things against the United States. He backed a Jew hating, Christian hating, American hating, horrible thug of a man, who forced a strict Islamic Constitution on his people, and I wish I could say that Nobody Remembers this happening before, but before Morsi, there was Ngo Dinh Diem.
You remember him don’t you? He was the little squirt of a guy that we backed in Vietnam, even after Eisenhower advisers called him ‘hopeless,’ and the French prime ministers Edgar Faure called him, “not only incapable, but mad.” That didn’t stop John F. Kennedy from claiming that Diem’s regime was “The cornerstone of the free world in Southeast Asia, the keystone to the arch, the finger in the dyke.’
Lyndon Johnson compared him to Churchill.
Nobody Notice:—Before the Vietnam War the United States had not been ‘attacked’ by the communists of North Vietnam, unlike on 9/11, or Pearl Harbor. But, our great leaders had to come up with something. Communism was coming after us OVER THERE if we didn’t go OVER THERE to stop it. Sound familiar? (The Jihadist will come over here if we don’t go over there to stop it. )
My neighbor might come OVER here and steal my lawn mower if I don’t go over to his house and nail his garage door shut.
(Nobody Thinks they must teach these political guys all the lines at conferences on World BS 101.)
Why did the democrats pick Diem? He was a devout Catholic who had seen years in exile in New Jersey. (Mohamed Morsi had been a professor in California!) South Vietnam was 95 percent Buddhist….and he was all about ruling, not as a democracy but as an autocratic dictator with his family and friends in control. Pretty much what the Muslim Brotherhood does. Rule by Theocratic Thugs.
Nhu, his brother became the head of the secret police. And his wife was a real peach. Madame Nhu abolished divorce and made adultery a crime. She banned contraceptives, beauty contest, and boxing matches. She closed Saigon’s nightclubs and ballrooms…in Saigon. Not that the place didn’t need a bit of cleaning up, but….let’s just say Morsi would have loved her.
In other words, Diem believed in divine rule, (like Morsi) and he was divine.
One CIA guy said Diem was…”Very prissy. Very authoritarian,. Rather pompous.”
And just like a good democrat, he held an election and claimed himself victory with 98 percent of the vote….(NO doubt he learned that in Jersey) Of course, it was a lie. He bought his own troops into Saigon to vote. He stuffed ballot boxes. We spend a million dollars a day propping up this guy.
Diem was one of the main reasons we ‘lost’ the war in Vietnam, and a whole generation of American man lost their lives. Not to mention, the millions that were killed by the communists afterwards.
But..Presidents don’t think of these things, evidently.
One of the worst ideas Diem had, that drove his own people into the arms of the communists , was his “strategic hamlet” program. Peasants were forced from their native villages, to move into fortified villages that were often miles from their fields or markets. It was basically forced labor. The French had given the farmers free land, but then Diem made them pay for the land they already had. And just like Mohamed Morsi.. the things people needed— like hospitals, schools, social services, jobs… etc, he ignored. Many people joined the Viet Cong just to “get Diem.”
The people, like people everywhere, just wanted to be left alone.
So here’s the pattern. The United States picks some leader they think will be under their control, they send them BILLIONS, and everything under the sun, and then that guy turns around and $&% us.
Have you noticed the pattern?
Later on, Diem’s own cabinet, noticing the suffering of the people, offered modest reforms to him. He got so mad he closed newspapers, and arrested journalists— students, calling everyone who went against him a communist. (Morsi did this too. )
Diem continued to get billions from the United States, and funneled that money into his personal military and police to protect himself from his own citizens rather than to fight the Viet Cong.
Diem was a ‘puppet who pulled his own strings.’ Sort of like Karsi, only he didn’t wear a stupid cape.
And while Diem was playing King, Kennedy, in direct violation of the Geneva agreement sent in our military. When, troops, advisers, and 47 helicopters were already going on bombing missions, Kennedy was asked in a news conference on January 15, 1962, if the United States were engaged in Vietnam.
His one world answer was “no.”
In the meantime, Diem went in hiding and let his brother, Nhu, run the show. And then Nhu, turned on the Buddhists. They told them they could not fly their flag.
Then , one day, Diem’s men fired upon a Buddhist crowd killing a woman and 8 children. The Buddhists starting protesting. Madame Nhu blamed the Americans. No, Madame Nhu was not proud of her country..(.If only she could have talked to Michelle. )
On June 11, an old Buddhist protested Deim’s treatment of the Buddhists by setting himself on fire. Diem then declared martial law and sent his loyal forces to attack Buddhist temples in cities throughout the country. They arrested monks and nuns. Morsi has done the very same thing to the Christians in Egypt.
When the United States threatened to stop giving Deim and Nhu money, Nhu started working with the communists. Nhu’s own general worked with the United States and they …were …uh…killed. Nobody Knows who killed them, but the jungle is a good guess. ( Or…they’re drinking champagne back in New Jersey.)
It took twelve more years, to end that war. We lost 58,286 KIA, 153,303, WIA. And millions of South Vietnamese were killed after we left.
And so, Obama gave Morsi billions, and Morsi did exactly what Ngo Dinh Diem did. He forgot the people, and started to repress them all. Now his men are killing Christians. And Obama is condemning, NOT the Muslim brotherhood, but the military that is killing the people KILLING Christians.
Go figure. .
And so, will Obama keep backing the Muslim Brotherhood, as he now backs Al-Qaeda in Syria? Will the poor people in Egypt who are just trying to get the Muslim Brotherhood out of their government get a fair support from OUR media?
Is that a stupid question or what?
Can We Go See the Pyraminds Now?
Nobody Knows
What exactly is happening in Egypt? We are being told, that since Morsi was elected legimatly by the Muslim Brotherhood, this is not how democracy should work. The people are mad that Morsi hasn’t lived up to his promises so they have taken to the streets and demanded he leave.
For the people to demand the military help them out, why, that’s just not right say our Newsmen. But..to an American, who has to wait four to eight YEARS to see change, (which never seems to come) it seems kind of refreshing—they gave the guy one year….. and I wonder if our elites are worried about their example?
Everyone on TV is predicting violence, but I’d say, by the looks of things, the Muslim Brotherhood may be outnumbered. 
Nobody Knows, if Obama is going to take credit for it.
Nobody Knows if Egypt’s military is REALLY under our control, since we seem to keep funding it.
Nobody Knows, why all the conservative pundits on TV are skeptical about Morsi leaving, because, by all accounts, the guy was a scumbag. It is said that Christians are going to be allowed on the parliament again, and how is that a bad thing?
Nobody Knows if Facebook and the tech guys are fueling the protests.
Nobody Knows if the Egyptian people really MISS American tourists and all their money?
Nobody Knows much of anything, but that the Egyptians are really tired of being unemployed.
And Nobody Knows, how to find out hard news about it all, because I sure can’t.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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