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Newt Debates Obama’s ‘Green’ Energy in a Blood-Sucking Contest

Nobody Flashes

He may not be Irish, but Newt Gingrich looks like one. Here’s Newt taking apart, word for word, Obama’s speech on energy.

Pull up a green chair, pour yourself a green beer, make yourself a corn beef sandwich, and watch the debate that most likely, you are not going to get to see for real.

Obama used the analogy today that the people who think all his new green energy programs are lame are like the people of old who thought the TV, telephone, and automobile would never work. They think the world is flat.

Nobody Thinks that green energy is more like the leeches theory of old. Remember that theory? The one in which all the doctors thought that by putting the latest medical technology…sucking leeches…on a patient..that the leeches would suck out the “bad” things in the blood that was killing their patients

Taking America off of oil and putting us all on algae, would be much like putting leeches on all our cars. It would kill us…as sure as George Washington died from all those blood sucking doctors who actually thought, they were helping their patient.

Obama’s green energy politics are …not only flat, they are blood sucking, and Newt, in his usual bravado form…makes him look silly.

Anyway…ENJOY..

Nobody Notes:  Notice that his wife does not move more than five inches through the whole thing.

Amazing.

March 16, 2012 Posted by | energy, Newt Gingrich, Obama, political races | , , , , | 2 Comments

Dung Beetles VS Donkey Semen

Nobody’s Notes

This was a strange week, wasn’t it? It was like we were all forced to drink a full glass of donkey semen chased down with a shot of urine. I would have NEVER thought of that vision, if the TV. program, The Fear Factor, didn’t make it one of its challenges for its contestants. Nobody is going to use it for good measure. So, in honor of the fine minds at The Fear Factor, mental visions will be used to sum up the more absurd events from the past week.

Donkey Semen: Everyone this week was out to pour donkey semen down the throat of Newt Gingrich. He has been so stuffed with the stuff, its foaming out of his mouth. A big spurt came from Bob Dole the OTHER great Republican Presidential loser, who basically just complained about Newt carrying ice buckets around the capital instead of the usual Washington shit, and nobody knew why.  His big ethics crime? He took the college course he taught, off on his taxes, something every poor taxpayer in the United States would find reasonable.

glass of donkey semen

Compare that to Nancy Pelosi’s (the last house speaker) vast stock market gains and her personal manipulations of her office, to give herself billions of stock dividends with her power as Speaker, and Newt looks like a little boy stealing a piece of bubble gum, next a woman who just stole the state of Montana. We have MOUNTAINS of donkey semen floating down that woman. (Okay, do NOT picture that.)

And speaking of mountains…

Today,  a rich man of Davos, admitted: They are calling Mitt Romney:  “The Bartender.” Mitt will pretty much serve up anything you want, they said, and none of them are planning on losing any of their stock dividends: Mitt is the rich man with the Fannie and Freddie stock they hope gets elected: and speaking of rich men with stocks…

Glass of Urine: Everyone who has a car, wondered why in the WORLD would our President veto a harmless gas line from Canada? We were told, it was to please the environmentalists, who worry about what it will do to their moose, not to mention their green stocks, only to find out, that all those visits to the White House by Warren Buffet weren’t because two rich guys wanted to talk about how much they enjoy cheeseburgers.

It seems Obama and Warren struck a deal. Warren will use his trains to ship the gas from Canada, which of course will raise the price of gas by at least 30 cents a gallon as opposed to 5 cents from the pipeline, which will make him richer than Bill Gates, if only Obama would stop it.

So…he did. (Okay, you tell me what happened.)

To seal this deal, Buffet got his $200,000 dollar a year secretary to come to the State of the Union address and look very sad that she has to pay more taxes than Warren. She not only is helping Obama’s promotion of “tax the rich” (Remember, you can’t touch Warren’s fortunes, he has hidden his riches at Bill Gates House.) but help Obama to get the women voters back on his side…which brings me to..

Donkey Semen: Every feminist on the planet is going to grab this news and run to the bank with it: according to FOX NEWS today: a new spices of DUNG BEETLE has been found, and unlike most spices, this female dung beetle actually has the bigger HORN then the man, and does ferocious battle. Yes, Rachael Maddow can be rest assured, she has evolved from a proud dung beetle. We won’t hear the last of this great Darwinian discovery….

Glass of Urine while lying in a bed of snakes:  This hasn’t got into the mainstream news…because the dirty little secret is the men at Davos helped get Obamacare installed, and want it desperately to stay there because of “globalization and overpopulation.”

There was a heartbreaking story of two parents who were trying to get a kidney transplant for their “retarded” child. The great panel of doctors came into the boardroom, and denied the parents the operation, even though someone from the family was going to donate the kidney, BECAUSE…the girl was retarded and not worth saving. It’s reality folks. Read about it here…or not. Frankly, I’d rather read about the next spurt of urine being aimed at Gingrich ….

Donkey Semen: Yes, believe it or not, Mitt Romney ridiculed Newt Gingrich for wanting to go to the moon. He doesn’t know how in the world we can pay for it. “The moon can wait.” said Romney. 

 Obama has already spent enough money for us to go to the Orion Nebula and back, with nothing to show for it, but Mitt is more concerned with Newt wanting to send people to the moon. Nobody can own the moon he says. And you know who agrees with Mitt?

Glass of Urine: Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Putin has branded America a nation which ‘wants to control everything’ during a scathing verbal attack on the U.S. (When you’re people don’t like you…blame the U.S. for your poverty..old Russian trick.)

Yes, Vladimir: WE WANT to Control the Moon, and you have to take us there!

I was looking at the moon last night and thinking..that with just enough nitrous oxide we could make it. I’m calling Demi Moore. And if my pilot falls asleep at the wheel, I’m taking a picture of that guy and sending it to my local school board, who will suspend me from the trip for having dared showed our tax dollars being wasted.
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Let them each eat a dung beetle in a pile of scorpions, because this Nobody will not be coming back if I got on Newt’s flight to the moon.

Why?

Right now Iran is killing bloggers who “spread corruption.”  It’s only a matter of time before that glass of urine spreads…and this Nobody has spread enough dung to last a lifetime on this blog.

Our President Obama just signed a UN treaty to control the internet…and who controls the UN?

You’re right! Arabian Dung Beetles, and Snakes! In fact, rumor has it, the United Nations is the real inspiration for The Fear Factor.  As for Obama, he leads the nation in stuffing donkey semen down just about every open orifice on the planet.

And I just realized…I’d better end this before I try to elaborate on the finer points of semen. Somebody in Dallas, is still looking for Debbie.

Nobody is glad this is 2012, my fear factor ratio is running on empty.

January 27, 2012 Posted by | humor, Newt Gingrich, Obama, political races, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Newt, China, Private Jets, Internet, Nation Building, and Lawrence of Arabia

Nobody’s Notes

Lots of different thoughts today:

NEWT GINGRICH: First up: Rick Perry got out of the Republican race, and very graciously too. But the real topic is going to be on Marianne Gingrich, Newt’s ex-wife, whom the left has given a huge platform to damage Gingrich from getting the nomination. As usual, their timing for sexual scandals is impeccable.

Nancy Pelosi, a few days ago tried to throw us all into Mitt’s ring by saying that Mitt would lose if he got the nomination so the Democrats wanted Mitt to win the nomination: She said that so the many conservatives that didn’t like Mitt, would go…”Oh yeah? Just for that Ms Tufu Buguta, I’m voting for him!” They want Mitt to win.

SO…It’s  been leaked that Newt requested an ‘open marriage’ according to Marianne. His first wife is out for revenge. Seems she didn’t like the limelight, so what’s a better way to stay away from it than to marry a politician?

Nobody Thinks any of us should judge the scorn of an ex-spouse. For instance, I just went out to lunch with an old friend who was outraged at the actions of his longtime girlfriend.

“My God, “I said. “What in the world did she do to you to get you so angry?”

“She wouldn’t go to Disneyland to celebrate my birthday with me. ”

Really? I know. To my friend, who goes to Disneyland at least three times a year, falling in love with a person who’d rather go to Las Vegas means she doesn’t love him enough. He went anyway, and showed me a darling picture of himself with Minnie.

You had to be there—I told him I simply HAD to have a copy.

Maybe Newt wanted a wife who would stand by his side in the photo- ops. Marianne didn’t want to do it.  So, none of us especially those of us who have thought of sending our ex’s to far off planets (that include this Nobody…I’d send my ex to the nearest black hole) should judge Newt on this:but we will!

I keep saying…find some sexual stuff on Obama. Nobody is listening to me.

CHINA: Why is Obama pushing solar energy when China owns 97% of the minerals on the planet that you need to MAKE solar panels? Don’t they get enough of our business? Not only that, they are going to mine the moon and then, where will we go? We won’t have the money to mine our own minerals, and even if some state here had the minerals (and they do) the Democrats would find some kind of rattlesnake feeding ground and claim the land to be preserved. The Democrats would rather make us all suffer with our houses set to 50 degrees in winter, and 80 degrees in summer.

China will now get Canada’s oil, thanks to Obama, which means we will have to now also buy our oil from China too. They are trying to put us back into the stone age…and speaking of the stone age…

PRIVATE JETS Did you know that if you are flying on a private jet, you are not “inspected” at all? The pilot gives the guy a few digits and you’re waved through…with a hand. They don’t even have to see if a passenger is on the No-fly list. 

Think of that next time some TSA agent is feeling up your groin.

So if you’re a rich Saudi, you can charter a 777 or 757 for private use, and there you go! Fly it right into the Capitol, and destroy our government.. and set up the secret government which WILL put us back into the stone age…which maybe is what they are hoping for: BIG Change. And speaking of change….

INTERNET: So many people participated in the internet blackout the draconian law is losing steam, so Obama has said that he is dropping the matter. They are reporting that the Hollywood moguls are hopping mad because they want to SUE China, and all those little nobody bloggers that keep posting Youtube video’s and pictures that they should be getting paid for.

Like that’s really going to happen.

No, what will happen is Obama will let it go for awhile and just pass the government control over to Homeland Security or the Commerce Department, right before the election, and the moguls will be back with their money. 

When Bill Clinton and Boeing wanted to sell our missile secrets to China, they took it out of Congress and the Defense Department, and went through the Commerce Department. Done deal. Good for Boeing, good for Clinton—not so good for the American people who can now be wiped off the planet by a nuclear missile from China. It’s the new godfather way. And speaking of Godfathers:

NATION BUILDING: I read an interesting take on nation building this morning. According to John C. Hulsman, we should take a lesson from Sir T.E Lawrence of Arabia. If you want to nation build, you get the WARLORDS to join you. Our American model of “reform or die” isn’t as affective as accepting the culture you want to conquer, and putting the big godfather warlords already in charge, under our direction.

“A hundred years ago, just 3,000 British officers controlled the whole of the Indian subcontinent, but most of them commanded local tribes in their own language. “

“The Israeli army can relegate skilled Arabic translators among it s reservist to routine guar duty because Arabic is compulsory for Israeli secondary school students. American lack the cultural depth to manage the welter of ethnicities and sects of the Middle East.” –Sparnleger “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Chaos.”

In other word, we would be better to learn to speak Arabic, give all these warlords one of these:

Gold Lamboghini

And tell them if they do what we want, we’ll get one to every Warlord’s son. We’d save billions.  

January 19, 2012 Posted by | democrats, economy, Elections, humor, Newt Gingrich, Obama, planes, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Newt Channels Scarlett O’Hara

Nobody Reports

It’s late, so here’s a few Nobody’s Opinions on the South Carolina Republican debate

Newt won: One of his best lines of the night, was when he was asked about what he would do with the enemy, he said I’d do what General Jackson would do: Kill em.

There is no doubt, he would be the best to debate Obama. He goes beyond debate: he entertains. AND he got a standing ovation. When the black Fox commentator, Juan Williams asked the leading question about how condescending it was for Newt to suggest people should get jobs as janitors, and didn’t he see how the poor and minorities would be offended by that remark, –Newt said. “NO.”

The people went nuts. So many whites are getting so tired of working their butts off, while seeing the other half getting food stamps, who are mostly blacks— drive around with new cars, their kids getting free college educations while they have to pay for theirchildren, in fact their children can’t afford college…these people are tired. You were seeing the reactions to years of affirmitive action. One group paying for another group to live. 

The old excuse of the liberals: whites are raciest…the whites are getting tired of it. Hell, I’m tired of it. In my neighborhood, it’s 60 percent black, and there are just as many black raciest as ‘whites’. In fact, they are more due to the percentages.

We are more divided now than we ever were thanks to Obama. And when liberals say that whites are racists, BS. Many, many whites voted for him. Hey..look. You have a “black” (really mullato, but let’s forget facts) man in the White House. “Racist” white America voted him in.

Here, I’ve watched the blacks collect food stamps, and milk the system dry. They CAN because it’s mostly blacks that work in the government that hand out the money, and all these young black men on the street, would do good to start out at sixteen doing some kind of work, besides going around in gangs and robbing quick marts.  

Anyway, that was the highlight, and might just get Newt South Carolina.

Mitt: Once again, in the middle. Lucky guy. it was his worse showing, because mostly he looks like a liar, and he has that queasiness of every crooked politician we’ve ever seen. At least Newt knows enough to ‘connect’ with the people.  Mitt can’t do it. It’s just not in him.

When he defended the Defense Bill, and tried to tie it to arresting Al Qaeda, to the reason he would keep the rule that citizens could be arrested without trial…he doomed himself. The Constitution means nothing to him.

Rick Santorum: Rick did really good putting Mitt in a few knots. You have to give him credit, he is what he is.
Perry: He did a lot better tonight, and it’s unfortunate that he screwed up in the beginning. His points about the flat tax were good. I think by now, a flat tax would be welcomed just because our tax system is such a joke. He also got Mitt to refuse to expose his tax return.

 

Ron Paul: Did not look good. He looked tiny in his suit, and sometimes he looked even confused. Like Nixon, he doesn’t photograph well. But, he made good points. Most people object to his foreign policy, because it’s just so different than what we’ve been programmed to accept.  We’ve been so proud of our military for so long. He isn’t clear enough on his thoughts on the future. He explained it well enough, but he needs to be more succinct. They come to him so seldom that when they do, it messes up his timing. Last night won’t affect his base though.

All in all it was a best debate so far because they left the “bell” out, and Jon Huntsman was gone. That guy was getting creepy.

Now, we have tornadoes here and I need to go below.

And as Scarlett O’Hara said to Newt tonight: ” Tomorrow is another day!”

January 17, 2012 Posted by | Newt Gingrich, political races | , | 4 Comments

Newt’s Crying VS Hillary’s ‘Tears’

Nobody Remembers

This video just came out today. The very important Iowa contest is coming up, and Newt who just a few weeks ago was on fire, and had a substantial lead over Mitt Romney, has fallen down. He is…understandly feeling the Presidency slipping away. He is crying about his mother, but who can doubt some of those tears are for the prize he sees slipping away, and financially, he can’t compete with Mitt. Anyone would feel..depressed.

Now, compare that video to the one that Hillary Clinton made during the 2008 democratic run. Hillary was losing at about this same time, and she gave a little cry. Feeling sorry for herself. Nothing like Newt, but then she milked the moment for all it was worth. I remember that video tape being played over an over again on all the channels— but the people saw right through it.

It was, as Nobody Remembers, a seemingly last dish attempt to win the nomination away from Obama. She shed a tear for the country…and how much she “cared.” When she says that some people are wrong, then you know that she still truly believes that elites must “control” the world.

That video of Hillary still gives me the creeps.

Many people are going to think Newt is doing the very same thing, after watching this tape, but it’s not the same. Newt is in much the same place as Hillary was in the race…he had high hopes, and they are disappearing. You can tell, he’s exhausted.

Iowa is coming up, and he talks about his mother. Newt’s feeling, are obviously very real, as anyone knows who has lived with depression or has know someone who suffers from it…it’s a terrible thing. It hard to suffer from it, and it’s just as hard to see a love one suffer from it.

He tries to gather his thoughts, as a polltician…he goes into his programs to long-term care and working with Kerry on Alzheimer’s, but then, he truly is very upset about his mother, and his tears are very real.  At least, you can say about Newt, he loved his mother. I’m not so sure Hillary would cry for anyone but herself. I hope Obama picks her for VP, but I don’t think he’s that stupid.

Dick Morris (who would know) said Hillary lost the nomination simply because she ran out of money. Newt, didn’t have much to begin with. Romney is flying around on “HAIR JET” while the rest of them are campaigning in SUV’s and busses. Having said that: Mitt spent a lot of money before and lost. It could happen again, especially if Newt gets Sarah Palin as a running mate.

Nobody Wonders but me, if that question was planted…to get that response, in order to be able to give Newt a boost in Iowa, or if it really was a surprise.

Nowadays, Nobody Knows.

 

December 30, 2011 Posted by | Clintons, Newt Gingrich, political races, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment