Obama: It’s MORE than just a name…
Nobody’s Perfect:
Obama loves Islam.
Hey, It’s Nobody Get Email weekend. We’ve all heard Obama say these things, but Nobody Remembers just how many times he has professed a love for the Muslim faith. Frankly, while I was watching this I was wishing he could have been talking about Americans. Sad. Maybe his “fundamentally changing America” has more meaning than redistributing the wealth.
Nobody Thinks the candidates should be talking more about this, and China.
(Thanks to Pattie)
It’s Against the Law to Stay in New York, unless of course, You’re Illegal!
Nobody Reports
Yesterday Mayor Bloomberg finally addressed the severe illegal immigrant problem in New York.
“Staying behind is dangerous, staying behind is foolish, and it’s against the law, and we urge everyone in the evacuation zones not to wait until gale-force winds,” he said in a news conference from Coney Island as rain began to fall. “The time to leave is right now.”
Wait..no…he was talking about the true citizens of New York leaving because of Irene the massive hurricane that sort of did not become so massive. In other words, if you are born here, you’d better get out of new York because–as the man of integrity and sound rule of law says:
“It’s against the law to stay.”
Too bad he doesn’t apply that same logic to illegal aliens, because it really is against the law for all illegal immigrants to stay.
And it’s also too bad we will never hear Mayor Bloomberg say to the illegals, “The time to leave is right now.”
Gee Mayor…it took a hurricane to inspire those words?
In the meantime, President Obama is managing the whole FEMA operation all by himself, and taking charge of the hurricane as reported yesterday in Australia. Nobody thinks he did NOT want to let our Aussie friends down when he was heading out for Air Force One, and took command!
Bravo to our brave friends “down under” for making our President look like he’s doing something. And look carefully, he even has his own FEMA desk plate. That’s because nobody at FEMA would know who that fellow is if the sign wasn’t there.
Now…I wonder just how many people are walking up and down stairs tonight since Bloomberg said he was going to turn off all the elevators in all the buildings in New York? There MUST be a New York law that says you cannot put people in harm’s way by turning off their electricity so that they are stuck in the 99th floor and die of the heat, because otherwise, the Mayor would have left them on.
But there IS good news! At least, we are not in Tripoli,…wait…Tripoli has no electric, no water, no food…uh…isn’t Obama in charge of that too?
Okay, it’s Saturday night… New Yorker’s!! Hang in there! We are with ya!
Vernon Jordon: The Mojo Corporate Black Ace in the Hole
*****
Can anyone say…”FOUR!!!” Wait…Shultz doesn’t even play golf, poor guy. Or is he just observing the white socks? As Shultz would say if he had been their caddy for the day…
When Obama Plays Golf, the Earth Quakes
Nobody Knows
Nobody knows what Obama was thinking today when he made this high kick on the golf course…but I have a few hints from his caddy.
1. Damn! I hit that shot so far the earth moved…did you feel it?
2. Hey, tell Fema not to worry, I just got Jeffery Immelt to build a few more factories in China. Call Joe and tell him wrestling with that sumo guy really helped out. Tell him I want him to ride some camels, and bring the horse back…Malia wants a pony.
3. How much was in Gaddafi’s bank account? $300 billion? Well boys, I say that deserves another round. Tell Hillary I want my check, pronto.
4. Michelle is eating taco’s with the kids? Hot damn. She’ll be gone for hours. I can go hit some hoops…if you catch my meaning.
5. Maxine told the tea party to go to hell? Damn. Give that woman a raise. What? The people are mad because I’m taking a vacation and playing golf? Well, you know where they can go. What? We had an earthquake? Damn…how lucky can you get?
Gene Simmons Predicts Presidency
Nobody Cares
Gene Simmons declares that Rick Perry is going to be our next President. How does he know that?
“I voted for President Bush. I voted for President Clinton. I voted for President Obama…”
In other words, maybe we should blame Gene Simmons for the mess we are in! If he is right, and Rick Perry gets elected, we will continue on the same old, same old road to globalization. But Gene Simmons and Glenn Beck will be happy.
Yes, Glenn loves Texas so much, he is moving there. The schools are crummy, but hey, his daughters will never get a certain sexual virus due to the fact that Perry signed an executive order that all Texas girls must have a certain vaccine or else.
Frankly, that stinks of a dictator. It should be up to the parents. NOT the governor. What kind of mandates will come down from him when he becomes President?
The “We the people” candidates are being hammered. Michelle made one little mistake, she got Elvis’ birthday mixed up with his death day.
You don’t do that in America and get by with it. What a shame.
And personally—I think he is already picked, because…why? Because the Bushes have already come out against him. He is so much like Bush it’s scary: Texas governor, gets along really well with Muslims, and helped make the Texas/Mexican/ Superhighway happen. Knows how to fly a plane. BUT..he says he is different because he believes in small government.
He has to distanced himself from them or he will never win. And since they are all for the “party” it’s no surprise that Rove is already attacking him. Rove KNOWS it will only work in his favor.
Then again: Obama said all it takes is “one lone” attack on the United States, and well, he will rocket back into a second term. Look what the Oklahoma bombing did for Clinton, and 9/11 did for Bush.
This nobody thinks, no matter how wonderful it was that “Obama” got bin Laden, it was cancelled out by the stupid mistake of putting all those Navy Seals in the clumsy helicopter, it’s as if they were handed to our enemy on a silver platter.
And maybe, they were.
Today I was listening to Rush Limbaugh, when a man who had fled Cuba during the missile crisis called in and warned Rush that Obama was a communist and we’d better get rid of him soon. He remembered Castro all too well, and compared Obama to him.
And that’s the sad part. Cuba will never recover from Castro, and someday, we might be saying the same thing.
It’s won’t matter who is elected, because thee is still time for him to cause more damage….and the question should be to all the candidates: .Will YOU undo what he has done?
We must ask them all that, and make them promise.
As for Gene Simmons. He’s a smart guy. He’s going to go with whomever makes him money. And what I really want like to know is: Did Gene Simmons vote for Ronald Reagan?
If he did, then I forgive him.
The Orphic Republican Debate
Nobody Wins:
So, who won tonight’s Republican Presidential primary debate? According to all polls, Mitt Romney.
Really? Not to this Nobody. Mitt Romney is about as trustworthy as a rapper on a hot night in Philly. He represents the big multinational companies. How can you trust a man who passed the first Obamacare in his state, and then says if he is elected he is going to repeal it? Whenever he talks I want to put a big bandage on his head.
Uh…so he was dumb two year ago? Suddenly we have a brain surge? What will he say two years from now?
You can’t trust him.
He says: he is the businessman, that’s what makes him special. Well, so is Herman Cain. Herman says that America should learn to take a joke. Pizza is NOT made in Iran.
Herman is very likable, but so is Bambi.
Nobody thinks Donald Trump’s experience as a businessman trumps both these guys, because he just has more experience overseas. But, that’s just my Nobody’s Opinion. Trump and Palin are playing the smart card along with Rick Perry and staying out till later. Soooooooooooooooooo, the desperate Americans will wait for more American Republican Idol debates. Great. They really ought to put Alex Baldwin in between them all just to liven it up.
Besides the fact that Jon Huntsman feels our pain, the most memorable thing about the whole debate was the fight between Michelle and Tim. I thought Michelle handled it well, and it might have to do with the fact that I saw Hillary again today on T.V.
Hillary has been around since the Civil War. Every time I see her I think of Sherman. Do we HAVE to keep seeing her on our TV? It’s like a bug crawling across the screen, she drives me crazy.
Go away!
I’m in a real sexist mood today since Gloria the Stein-ham came out talking her usual trash about any woman that is not her. Why can’t the good lord do us a favor and put both Gloria and Hillary on the next test flight over the ocean? It’s a big place the ocean.
Go on Gloria…be brave.. like Amelia.
The last woman politician this Nobody liked was Margaret Thatcher. And then, there was that old lady in Canada, who plays hockey…the mayor. She should be our President.
Where was Gloria when Michelle was attacked? Pawlenty had a real macho thing going on tonight, which makes you wonder if he isn’t running just to get her out of the picture. After all, next to Ron Paul, she is the tea party candidate.
“She’s got a record of misstating and making false statements,” Pawlenty said.
Come on: show me a politician who has NOT misstated or made false statements and I’ll show you how to win a game of chess in one move.
And speaking of Ron Paul, he got the most applause, because he’s the most honest. Did you notice they didn’t let him talk much?
Maybe we should try some normal people, like Dave Barry. What about him? He runs every year. (If you don’t know who Dave Barry is, then I suggest more alchohol.)
The nation could use man with a sense of humor. At least he would tell us jokes in his press conferences while we all slide into oblivion. The reasoning for this is that the band kept playing on the Titanic.
We must strive to be noble in our descent, don’t you think?
I’m just saying.
And then there was Newt, who was sharp…but he’s just like Romney. What they say, and what they will do..are always opposite most of the time.
Besides the usual, “I will save the Jews, the economy, the problem on the border, the schools, the country, Cher’s naval, and the nukes in Iran.” stuff that they always say, it was not very informative.
Besides— the problems we are facing are so big, that the most any of them can do is…very little. Trying to solve our deficit would be like putting a dog leash on a blue whale.
But…according to everyone..Romney won, and I admit, I didn’t really listen to it very carefully, because I just want to sleep when I hear the man talk.
You know, if Winston Churchill had been in the debate tonight, the news from everyone would STILL have been: Mitt Romney won.
Does it really matter?
Nobody Says…not today.
Reagan Walked Out on the Russians—Obama Walked Out on the American People
Nobody Knows
It was a time when a financial and fiscal crisis brought the two parties together to compromise on tough choices about taxes and spending. In 1983, President Reagan and Speaker Tip O’Neil came together to compromise on Social Security, based on proposals from a commission led by Alan Greenspan.During the times and attitudes of the Cold War, Reagan took his biggest gamble with bipartisanship: Dealing with Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev. Conservatives applauded when Reagan walked out of the 1986 Reykjavik summit over his refusal to give up his Strategic Defense Initiative. But those same conservatives also vociferously criticized Reagan for signing the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty a year later. Under the terms of the treaty, both the United States and the Soviet Union were to vastly reduce their nuclear and ballistic missiles.
One Small Step for Obama: One BIG LOSS for Mankind
Nobody Remembers
—the first man on the moon—Neil Armstrong, Walter Cronkite, and the saying, “This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” It’s part of our American soul.
On that July day in 1969, when Neil took that first step, America was proud, and had no doubt that we were the best of humanity. Space was the final frontier, and we wanted to find it.
Today was one of the saddest days of our country. The last Shuttle Atlantis, was launched with, no doubt, thousands of heartfelt tears, from the people who devoted their lives to each and every detail of our American space program.
On the news…they acted as if it was just another day.
Obama seems to have this idea that America just needs to step aside and let the other countries shine. Hillary is reaching out to help the Muslims realize their greatness. Obama reaches out to Brazil and gives them not only tax payer money to buy their oil, but permission to drill in fields that he made off base for American companies. Just the fact that companies need “permission” should be a red flag to tyranny.
It’s obvious: Our leaders WANT us on the backburner. They are shutting down America, and turning off the lights. At least, that’s what it feels like. Most of the older folks that grew up on movies like E.T, Star Trek, Star Wars, and my personal favorite , the old Dr. Who series with Tom Baker, cannot believe that we have gone from Apollo 13 to the Three Little Witches.
Haven’t you been noticing all the “witches” dominating the movies, and TV? What? Do they want us to go back to the dark ages? Instead of dreaming of becoming astronauts, kids will be sitting in their rooms casting spells and chanting to the Devil.
Great.
I have been reading lately about how machines will take over man someday soon…but tell me, can they program a machine to dream? For space was man’s dream. We used to worship Galileo, and now we worship….wait…we have no one to worship. Our sports stars are lame, our movie stars are wacko’s and our politicians are…well, I won’t go there.
Even Joni Mitchell told us we are stardust…so, why haven’t we gone back to the moon? We STILL have to do that don’t we? Nope, no money they say. Obama thinks the program is expendable. If we want to go into space, we will have to pay the Russians 50 million.
The 135 Shuttle missions brought us the International Space Station, and the Hubble. So what? Did America build a Space Station for Russia? In the end, Obama hands it over to them on a golden platter?
What is wrong with this picture?
This act alone, closing down one of our most important assets ranks right up there as a high crimes. Instead of talking about raising the debt limit we should be talking impeachment. He’s committed enough crimes.
Right. After Clinton, that will never happen ever again. They put the whole thing about sex when it should have been about Bill Clinton making sure that China got enough technology to be able to nuke us.
First President Clinton gives our technology to the Chinese, Now President Obama gives the Space station to the Russians.
So…like everything that happens, the question is: who is going to benefit from the closing of NASA?
Every single person who has stock in Richard Branson’s trips to space, and that new mega company will own all the new technological patents. No longer will any government be able to claim the patents or inventions, but you can bet that all the politicians will have generous stocks in the new private companies. It’s all about the money.
So, tell me…Tom Hanks…why do you love Obama again?How many shares are you in for? It’s one thing for the malls to close down..but when NASA goes, you can bet, we don’t have too many days left. To me, it’s the darkest of days. Our national pride…has been shut down like a cheap carnival ride.
It’s disgusting. Not one word from ANY politician. That alone should tell you what’s coming. The silence is almost..like a deep black hole.
This was one small step for Obama, but one BIG loss to mankind.
Nobody Forgets the President
Nobody Remembers
Last week, it was “the economy stupid.” So of course, old Bubba Clinton had to come out and say,
“What I’d like to see them do is agree on the outlines of a 10-year plan and agree not to start either the revenue hikes or the spending cuts until we’ve got this recovery.”
Don’t you love all our President’s ? It’s always, “What I want, what I , I , I, I,..let’s do a twenty year program and we will all be out of office when the crap hits the fan…Ha, ha, ha….”
The current President came out and tried to save his own face in his big speech last week, by blaming the whole messy economy on Congress…who needed to give him more money, and just quit messing around. Oh, and he did not have to answer to any Constitutionality about bombing Libya…it was the right thing to do. As long as there were no men on the ground, it wasn’t a ‘war’.
Tell me, who buys this kind of rubbish? Tell that to the dead people.
Mark Halperin of NBC, had it right. He said after the speech that Obama acted just like a “dick.” Of course, he got “reprimanded” for calling the President a “dick,” but I wanted to kiss the guy.
If you have the attention span of a chiwawa, as most liberals do, you of course, thought Obama was correct about blaming the “other” side, never having remembered the trillions of dollars Obama has spent since he got the reins of power. And according to Greenspan :”There is no evidence that huge inflow of money into the system basically work.”
Any redneck off the street could have told you it wouldn’t. And we are suppose to believe that Greenspan, Benanke, Obama, Geithner, Bush, and Paulson…all really thought it would work?
If you believe that, then you believe that Mary Poppins is a pop tart.
The ‘stimulus” was never meant for ‘We the People,” but for all the campaign donors to Obama’s coffers. The banks…the banks overseas…GE…GM…all the politician’s favorite rich, and elites. So, nobody has a theory. If you believe that the corporations (and the elites who gather in not-so-secret meetings ) are now pretty much controlling most of our top politicians, in order to keep the powerful intact, they needed two things–
Universal Health Care, and Amnesty.
The corporations…needed those things to pass in order to compete in the global market. So they just made sure the token black guy passed it, which Obama was more than happy to do, so the conservatives would never get blamed. That’s the dirty little secret. The Rhinos all want these liberal country killing “ideas” too. It’s a global world to them, not American. In other words, there really is one ruling party. They just play good cop, bad cop—and it works.
So…will Obama get another term? Why have all his main guys have jumped ship? Stephanopoulos and Rahm Emanuel, got out early. And Hillary has already said she will not be around next year. And isn’t it funny, that right after that big speech where Obama took no blame on the economy, our own little Timmie Geithner is leaving.
He doesn’t want to be there when the final shoe drops. No matter how much sugar he puts on the toast, it’s still toast. And speaking of toast..
We will all miss Glenn Beck. Oh, I know he’s going on to bigger and better things, but it’s another subscription to many of us who are on strict budgets since we all believe now that social security will be gone, and we have to start saving every penny. Nobody Wonders if anyone else believes, besides me, after listening to his last show— that Glenn Beck, is selling knowledge. Yes, finally I see an example of how Alvin Toffler predicting that in the future of the earth, it would not be industry, but KNOWLEDGE that would be worth most.
If knowledge is a commodity and only the rich can afford it, then I suspect in the future you will be PAYING for that dictionary on your website.
I don’t know. It was a strange week, and everyone here in the middle of America is mowing their lawns, and putting up their flags, and getting ready for the Fourth of July. It’s the one time of the year, we can forget who is president.
And right now, I can’t think of a better idea .
Nobody Get Email: Can You Say Chicken Shit?
Nobody Gets Email***
Here’s one that says it all
NEVER AGAIN!–Will Obama Remember the Year It Was Said?
Nobody FlashesTrying his best to apologize, trying to make up for past bad behavior, where he, no doubt, felt he was so powerful that it didn’t matter who he insulted…that attitude has come back to bite him, and hard.
Nobody Remembers First President
NOBODY NOTES: Other historians, credit a meeting of all the officers, which was set up by George Washington in order to talk sense into the officers who were contemplating this action, and in which he gave a speech so moving, that they all went home, without a fight. So, maybe both men were due credit.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
How About a Trump/Palin Ticket?
What a scam!
Trump Is Right to Go After the Birth Certificate
Nobody Flashes:
Donald Trump is really getting hammered because he is going after Obama to show his birth certificate. This is an older video where Kevin ‘Coach’ Collins, who help put on a March to Washington last year to protest Obama not being qualified to be President—he goes into the issue with much better detail.
The SIMPLE reason why it’s important for the President to be a natural-born citizen, is because any foreigner can destroy the country in that powerful position. Donald is being very smart. Attack Obama going right out of the gate— disqualify him so he cannot run.
There is risk in this because if Trump really is successful, and doesn’t give up on this…Obama could decide to do something drastic so that the elections are not held. He is quite capable of it. It’s the Chicago way.
You know, it’s funny that everyone is saying that Donald is just trying to get attention, but why is he doing all this? If he doesn’t run for President, he will not be as respected after all this hoopla, and Trump thinks too much of his own brand to spoil it with a tease. I think he will run…and he could beat Obama, because he’s NOT a politician. America is fed up with the lot of them.
Sarah Palin will probably run…and she will chosen over the Donald to be the Republican’s nomination—unless of course, they run Mitt Romney just because he’s in like Flint with all the global Rhino’s. I cannot believe that Mitt Romney is even leading the polls. I haven’t seen him once on any of the programs, and most conservitives dumped him over his Health Care System. You can’t listen to those polls. Really.
BUT…if Donald Trump can get Rush Limbaugh’s endorsement, that’s a mighty powerful endorsement. it will be an interesting fight.
Right now…this nobody agrees with Donald.. ‘President Obama MUST go.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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