Joyanna Adams

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Pluto: Exciting and…full of All Kind of Stuff.

Nobody Flashes

Remember that poor mistreated mere ‘rock’ that Al Gore’s scientists kept knocking off the planet’s list? I was mad when they did that. After all, it was part of every kid’s science project…making Pluto out of paper and getting to paint it …and then getting to roll the planets around the classroom floor.  I thought Pluto was so cute and little, I wanted to take it home and look at it on m shelf.

Well, PLUTO is BACK!

Planet, moons and all. And New Horizons tells you about the exciting things being found out.

Enjoy!

 

October 11, 2015 Posted by | Space | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes The !0th Wonder of the World…Hubble!

Nobody Flashes

A tribute to Hubble!

(At least this Nobody thinks it should be the 10th wonder.)

April 26, 2015 Posted by | Space, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

There’s Always Good in Hubble Heaven…

Nobody Flashes

Here’s a few pictures for a Sunday afternoon to get our minds off of Boston and disturbed humans wanting to blow up cities: Here are four of my favorite new pictures taken by Hubble. For more spectacular pictures…go here.

Enjoy!

Hubble 2hubble 3hubble 4horsehead-nebula-hubble-620

April 20, 2013 Posted by | Space, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

News on the Universe…Like it Really Matters…

Nobody Flashes

We have some updates on the universe….quick!Allen Telescope

Closer scrutiny of radiation left over from the creation of the universe shows the Big Bang took place about 13.8 billion years ago, 100 million years earlier than previous estimates, scientists said on Thursday.

Nobody wants to know where they found this radiation, what kind of box do they have it in, and how SURE are they that the 100 million is the right figure? After all, they don’t even know what all that black dark matter stuff is. They don’t even know how we got Joe Biden as President…

Can we trust this? And more importantly, have they figured out yet who caused that Big Bang?

They also said this:

“We can see the subtle effects of gravitational pulls from literally everything in the universe.”

Yes, I see the subtle effects of gravitational pull every time I look in the mirror. And this guy gets big bucks to say stuff like this?

The good news is: we have another 100 million years to figure it all out.

March 25, 2013 Posted by | humor, Space | , , | 2 Comments

Funky Sun

Nobody Flashes

Hey…I thought they closed down NASA? Or did they just close down the shuttle program? NASA is still doing some really fun things…like this video

Makes you have a lot more respect for mother nature doesn’t it?

 

September 8, 2012 Posted by | NASA | , , | Leave a comment

Hubbling the Ultra Deep Neurosis

Nobody Remembers–

The very first “fright” of my life. I was three, and looking up at the stars from the back of my dad’s old Ford. It was not only scary, but it was the start of my true neurotic understanding that I could NEVER be anything in life because I was just a tiny bit of speck of nothing in sight of that massive universe. The vastness of the universe crushed me that night.

I never really got over it. I mean come on…I’m still the NOBODY! Even if Nobody Cares that Nobody Remembers!

BUT…it deosn’t mean that I can’t enjoy sharing this with everyone. If you wondered how we got those cool deep space pictures, this explains it.

Enjoy! Excuse me while I go outside and look up.

June 21, 2012 Posted by | Life, science, Space | , , , | 2 Comments

Ashton Kutcher Missed the…NASA Boat.

Nobody Wonders

Last night, I was listening to my favorite late night talk show host, George Noory, and his guest, was a man who insisted that Obama is going to nuke Iran, and the whole world will be destroyed. He kept saying that we must get him out of office or the whole world will be destroyed by nukes. He said that about fifty times.

Gee…that’s a pleasant thought.

So what does a Nobody do? Recently, Richard (Where’s The White House dope?) Branson, President and owner of Virgin Galactic, is selling tickets to outer space faster than you can say, “Biden Bonkers.” Ashton Kutcher has just announced that he is the 500 person in line for Richard’s trip. He has to wait some time before he gets to do his turn…and if he hadn’t have rushed into things..he could have gotten a much better deal for much less cash.

Yes, he could have gone to Mars, round trip, for $500,000. Nasaa new partners in Mars expeditions, Elon Musk, are going to have their Falcon 9 launcher and Dragon Vessel to carry the crew and luggage, up and running in about 13  years…just about the time Ashton will be going up in his very short and very expensive trip to the sky and back, I will be going to Mars. I will look back and wave at the little guy, because my trip will be MUCH more exciting.

That is: if I win Megamillions tonight. And If I win… I’ll have MORE than enough for a roundtrip ticket, and Ashton will have to just get in line….again.

I might even plant a few trees while I’m there. The place could use some sprucing up.

March 23, 2012 Posted by | humor, science, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

March 15: A Day for Spacebats

Nobody’s Fool

Space….the final frontier…reminds us on this St. Patty’s Day weekend, —that we lost a brave Irish bat named Mahoney, on March 15, 2009.  (How do I know he was Irish? Listen the music…) Bat Mahoney…took to the sky, hitching a ride on the tail of NASA’s Discovery…to make that final voyage that from now on, will no longer be dreamed of by bats or American men.

We have ended our quest to explore space. But not every man is going to stop leaping new bounds. Now we have a brave German to take his place.

Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner ( A GERMAN!)  took a practice jump today, (March 15, 2012) to help him prepare for his leap from the edge of space later this year where he hopes to not only break the sound barrier with his body, but also break the record for the longest free fall.

Yes, Felix, who wants to be the first man to break the sound barrier with his head, can thank the brave and noble Irish Bat Mahoney, for paving the way for men like him.  Will Felix’s body fall to the ground intact?

Will we hear a human sonic boom? Or a human sonic splat?

Or will, like poor Bat Mahoony, will Felix just fall onto the ground and someone will make a video with sweet German polka’s in the background remembering his great bravery?

Nobody Knows how much Red Bull is paying Felix to jump off its Red Bull Stratos, but I’ld like to personally think them for the entertainment.

March 15, 2012 Posted by | humor, Space | , , | Leave a comment

MTV Space Cribs…?

Nobody Cares:

Soon, you will see the ads:

Are you a multibillionaire? Is life on earth forcing you to watch all those racist tea party people trying to stop that wonderful Federal Reserve getting you down? Do you long to get away from the floods, global warming, Sarah Palin, and SUV’S? Are those pesky nights talking to Ben Bernanke starting to all seem like a blur? Does seeing Dick Cheney on his book tour just make you want to get as far off the planet as possible? Well, we have the answer for you! No longer do you have to feel the daily pressure of being one of the only people on the planet who feels that there are JUST too many people on the earth. The answer is not in viruses, or floods— the answer is right before you. You need a vacation. For just $4 million dollars you can spiral out of this world. You might NEVER want to come down. Call us today at 1-800-Galatic

Nobody is more jealous than me. People with big bucks are going to soon get to orbit the earth. All they need is a ticket. Space is going to be the next real estate venture, because let’s face it, a very elite group of multi-billionaires have sucked what little money was left out of the planet and feel the need to go BEYOND building franchises in China. They need more space. And despite the millions of space junk floating around our planet now, the race to build space hotels is the plan of the future.

The news out today was that NASA is not so sure the Space Station is going to stay afloat if the Russians don’t get up there. (Wait, I thought they closed NASA?) I can’t wait to see Putin strapped into the rocket, with his shirt off, two blond Russian babes by his side, taking a trip to the Russian hotel in the sky. No doubt he will be strutting around in his space station, in boxer shorts…lifting weights.

They haven’t been talking about it much but, we have a NEW race to space: not to the Moon…not to Mars, but to a three-day luxury trip to a romantic little room in a Space Hotel. Places where the showers are tiny bubbles of water, and the champagne can be sipped with a straw. If you want to sit down, you can put on your Spiderman suit, and Velcro yourself to a front row seat to see Africa rising.

If I was up there, I’d make a bet to see who could spot Angelina’s Jolie’s lips first.

Russia is building a Space Hotel and so are we. So…Who is going to the first to put the billionaires up into their own little orbiting hotel room? Right now, there are many more millionaires on the planet than in then there EVER was. Several hundred of them have managed to grab even more wealth and what can you give a person who has 52 Ferrari’s sitting in their garage?

A room in space.

The Barcelona-based architects of The Galactic Suite Space Resort say it will cost 3 million euro ($4.4 million) for a three-night stay at the hotel, with this price including an eight-week training course on a tropical island.

British tycoon Richard Branson’s space tours firm, Virgin Galactic, will use his facility in New Mexico to propel tourists into suborbital space at a cost of $200,000 a ride.

The numbers are similar for Virgin Galactic with 300 people already paid or signed up for the trip but unlike Branson, Galactic Suite say they will use Russian rockets to transport their guests into space from a spaceport to be built on an island in the Caribbean.

Russia, is aiming to have their hotel ready by 2016. They will use the Space Station as a storage container, and fill it with caviar and enough Vodka to last years.
While most of us would LOVE to take the trip, it remains to be seen, which hotel will have the best deal. I’ll be waiting for the Space Station Motel Six.

So, space scientific exploration is out— hotels in space are in. McDonalds in space can’t be too far behind.

Oh, one more thing…if Obama wins the next election, you can be sure that we will never go to Mars. Why?

Adam Ismail, Mustafa Khalil , and Abdullah al-Umari, three men from Yemen, sued NASA for invading Mars. They claim that they “inherited the planet from our ancestors 3,000 years ago.” They based their argument on mythologies of the Himyaritic and Sabean civilizations that existed several thousand years B.C.

That solves it. Muslims are Martians, we should let them go home.

Someday, we will be seeing Paris Hilton on her new show “Space Hilton presents: Paris’s MTV Space Crib.” I wish I could say “I’ll be dead so I won’t care.” but…something tells me, I may not be that lucky. (Nobody Makes this stuff up, and call that number at your own risk!)

August 31, 2011 Posted by | capitalism, science | , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

One Small Step for Obama: One BIG LOSS for Mankind

Nobody Remembers

—the first man on the moon—Neil Armstrong, Walter Cronkite, and the saying, “This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” It’s part of our American soul.

On that July day in 1969, when Neil took that first step, America was proud, and had no doubt that we were the best of humanity. Space was the final frontier, and we wanted to find it.

Today was one of the saddest days of our country. The last Shuttle Atlantis, was launched with, no doubt, thousands of heartfelt tears, from the people who devoted their lives to each and every detail of our American space program.

On the news…they acted as if it was just another day.

Obama seems to have this idea that America just needs to step aside and let the other countries shine. Hillary is reaching out to help the Muslims realize their greatness. Obama reaches out to Brazil and gives them not only tax payer money to buy their oil, but permission to drill in fields that he made off base for American companies. Just the fact that companies need “permission” should be a red flag to tyranny.

It’s obvious: Our leaders WANT us on the backburner. They are shutting down America, and turning off the lights. At least, that’s what it feels like. Most of the older folks that grew up on movies like E.T, Star Trek, Star Wars, and my personal favorite , the old Dr. Who series with Tom Baker, cannot believe that we have gone from Apollo 13 to the Three Little Witches.

Haven’t you been noticing all the “witches” dominating the movies, and TV? What? Do they want us to go back to the dark ages? Instead of dreaming of becoming astronauts, kids will be sitting in their rooms casting spells and chanting to the Devil.

Great.

I have been reading lately about how machines will take over man someday soon…but tell me, can they program a machine to dream? For space was man’s dream. We used to worship Galileo, and now we worship….wait…we have no one to worship. Our sports stars are lame, our movie stars are wacko’s and our politicians are…well, I won’t go there.

Even Joni Mitchell told us we are stardust…so, why haven’t we gone back to the moon? We STILL have to do that don’t we? Nope, no money they say. Obama thinks the program is expendable. If we want to go into space, we will have to pay the Russians 50 million.

The 135 Shuttle missions brought us the International Space Station, and the Hubble. So what? Did America build a Space Station for Russia? In the end, Obama hands it over to them on a golden platter?

What is wrong with this picture?

This act alone, closing down one of our most important assets ranks right up there as a high crimes. Instead of talking about raising the debt limit we should be talking impeachment. He’s committed enough crimes.

Right. After Clinton, that will never happen ever again. They put the whole thing about sex when it should have been about Bill Clinton making sure that China got enough technology to be able to nuke us.
First President Clinton gives our technology to the Chinese, Now President Obama gives the Space station to the Russians.

So…like everything that happens, the question is: who is going to benefit from the closing of NASA?

Every single person who has stock in Richard Branson’s trips to space, and that new mega company will own all the new technological patents. No longer will any government be able to claim the patents or inventions, but you can bet that all the politicians will have generous stocks in the new private companies. It’s all about the money.

So, tell me…Tom Hanks…why do you love Obama again?How many shares are you in for? It’s one thing for the malls to close down..but when NASA goes, you can bet, we don’t have too many days left. To me, it’s the darkest of days. Our national pride…has been shut down like a cheap carnival ride.

It’s disgusting. Not one word from ANY politician. That alone should tell you what’s coming. The silence is almost..like a deep black hole.

This was one small step for Obama, but one BIG loss to mankind.

July 9, 2011 Posted by | Presidents, science | | 1 Comment

   

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