Can We FAKE a LOVEJOY?
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Glenn Beck posted this little gem on his website, and I just had to post it, because I’ve read just about everything about the moon landing being faked that there is, and I still have no idea, who or what to believe.
I must admit, with the evidence coming out everyday as to just how much our government lies…it’s pretty easy to believe they would “fake” at least the first moon landing, and then later on, got it right. So, why not fake a comet sighting? NASA has to look as if it is doing something, don’t they?
But I like this guy…astronaut Dan Burbark. He seems pretty sincere, and just because of the fact that he even mentioned Tasmania, I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. He really DID see a putty-tat.
Not so, a few of Glenn’s readers–one guy had THIS to say:
- love almost all your videos SA, but this NASA Lovejoy noise is all a HOAX, i’m serious, the facts don’t add up, the size the trajectory, all of it and the CGI of night flight of ISS, take a look at the posts everywhere on ISS night flight, THEY ARE ALL CGI, look closely and think, and remember the ISSS is supposed to be over 340 km above us, THIS IS FAKED and bad CGI, LOOK PEOPLE, LOOK AT all the ISS Night Flights, they are FAKE and bad CGI.
I’d say, he sounds pretty convincing, whoever he is. I would look closely at the CGI if I knew where it was.
Does that stand for “Cool, Graphic, Interface?” “Common Gerbil Intelligence?” “Centrifugal Germane Inkblots?”
And what is ISSS?– “Intelligent Suckers Still Supplementing? “I Still Stand Stupid?” ” Imminent Superior Soccer Stars?”
So I remained…stumped, until I continued reading and found my answer:
sumstuff46 said: maybe the earth ended and we are living in another dimension! 😉
That’s sounds good to me, sumstuff!
Anyway, Dan can come to my dinner table any old-time he wants, fake or not. He has real enthusiasm. I’m sure Tasmania will welcome him with open arms once he comes down.
Did Man Evolve From Some Muck?
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Hmmmm, this is one man’s conclusions that we couldn’t have possibly formed evolved out of ..mud.
I only posted it, because I thought it was interesting, made a few good points, and it gave me a reason to do something besides my “chores.” Like…erasing emails.
Erasing emails is something that takes up WAY too much time. I suffer from one of those..”I might miss something” personalities. Hopefully, you have no one like me in your family.
Enjoy! …Or not.
What Would Thomas Edison Do?
Nobody Flashes
This is going around the web, and while watching it, I was thinking of a particular story about Thomas Edison. After inventing the light bulb, he decided to light up a section of New York, so he moved there with his family. Tom took a district of one square mile right in the downtown financial section of the city to light up and make a big splash. The power station to be built, with its conductors in underground conduits running out in all directions to the outlets of consumers, took about a year to build. He had six Jumbo dynamos built to be run by steam. (remember, this is all Edison’s inventions…he had to build the dynamos to supply the light bulbs)He also had to invent a meter to measure the current for sale.
He ran into so many problems, that most of the time he had to do put out the fires himself. For instance, they were having trouble laying some of the lines. Edison had to run out and physically managed the work himself.
On July 6, 1882, Edison threw the switch for the first Jumbo. Here’s his own words:
“At first everything worked alright. Then we started another engine and threw them in parallel. Of all the circuses since Adams was born, we had the worst then! One engine would stop and the other would run up to a thousand revolutions: and then they would see saw. It was a terrifying experience as I didn’t know what was going to happen. The engines and dynamos made a horrible racket, and the place seemed to be filled with sparks and flames of all colors. If was as if the gates of the infernal regions and suddenly opened.”
“The Pearl Street station was the biggest and most responsible thing I had ever undertaken. It was a gigantic problem, with many ramifications. There was no parallel in the world. All our apparatus, devices and parts were home-devised and homemade. Our men were completely new and without central station experience. What might happen on turning a big current into the conductors under the streets of New York no one could say.”
“The gas companies were our bitter enemies in those days, keenly watching our every move anready to pounce upon us at the slightest failure. Success meant worldwide adoption of our central station plan. Failure meant loss of money and prestige and setting back of our enterprise. All I can remember of the events of that day is that I had been up most of the night rehearsing my men and going over every part of the system. If I ever did any thinking in my life it was on that day.”
I know it’s “hip” nowadays to proclaim Steve Jobs and Bill Gates up in the same class with Thomas Edison, but everything that Steve and Bill used to further their own inventions was invented by just one man. Tom invented our electrical system (just look at that globe) AND the phonograph AND the motion picture…
And what would Mr. Edison think, if he saw this video…to see, his invention of the motion picture camera, taking a picture of his electrical contributions to humanity?
Nobody Thinks, he would be inventing something else.
(Thanks to amfortas)
Here comes the global warming..du,du,du du…
Nobody Flashes
My friends know I’m absolutely crazy for pictures of the universe..
The one of the sun, that you see here… was taken I believe, this year.
(thanks to amfortas)
Enjoy!
Nobody Gets Email: Nobody is Breathless
Nobody Get Email…
The Sky is that beautiful old parchment
In which the sun and the moon keep their diary. ..Alfred Kreymborg
Now THIS is the kind of stuff I dream about! And think, –for all of us on the planet, whose chances of seeing something like this are basically the same as winning the Mega Millions, it’s at least a joy to know, that good men, built the camera’s, the space weather stations, and then the INTERNET, and the electricity…and the energy..etc…just to get it out for all of us to share all over the planet?
When you think about all that had to come together just to make this incredible glimpse of our plant’s beauty possible— It leaves you in the words of some decadent movie star’s big moment—
Breathless.
(thanks to amfortas)
Ann Coulter Proves that THE DOCTORS are not Scientists
Nobody Wins
Recently, a brand new program to ‘educate’ Americans is gaining popularity here. It’s called The Doctors and this year the original four doctors have added a few more women…just what they DIDN’T need.
From left to right you have: A pediatrician, Jim Sears, a Dr. of psychology, Wendy Walsh, E.R. physician, Travis Stork, a ‘wellness expert’ Julian Michaels, OB/GYN Lisa Masterson, and plastic surgeon, Dr. Drew Ordon. They are here to save you, because they are experts.
This week they are talking about “sex.” And the guys, like all smart men everywhere, kept completely quiet. The women took off on their biggest tantrum ..single motherhood. And they went against the conservative heroine of wit, Ann Coulter— who has never backed down from a good fight.
Of course, that’s why they had her on…to fight.
The women “doctors” which consist of a gynecologist, a “wellness expert” and a psychiatrist all came from the same school: single mothers can raise a child and be a father, no questions asked.
Ann’s position: No way can mothers be fathers, period.
Someone with an online Social Work Degree could attest to that.
Whoa…do not say that to women who have got degrees, are successful, and do not even want to wait around for some ‘father’. Jillian Michaels, was especially adamant that she had more money, more time, more love than many of the dysfunctional couples out there. She did NOT need a man. The new career women want that child, like they want those new shoes, and they can give it all they want they say. They have been brainwashed: women can have it all.
Idiots.
Now…the three men on the panel..said…nothing. Not a word. Not that the women would have let them talk. So, either they were told to shut up and let the feminist agenda of women raising babies on their own continue because they are making millions, and it’s the state’s agenda, OR…they secretly want to bed one or two of these beauties and don’t want to spoil their chances. Either way, THIS is why things won’t change. When good men say nothing. Where’s the TV program where men can say, “Hey, no woman is going to do what I can do?”
The real reason all these ladies threw such a hussy fit, (at least in Jullian’s case) is because they secretly WANT a man but can’t find one, and for good reason. So, they have to say, “well women can do it all” just to make themselves feel better.
Ann was right. Statics show that 90 percent of jails are filled with men from single moms. As she said, it’s like some smokers can say “I never got lung cancer!” but most lung cancer is caused by smoking.
The other women never acknowledged Ann’s superior logic. BUT…the bachelor man (Travis) ended the fight and thanked Ann in such a way, that it was clear to this nobody, AND to Ann, that he was on her side.
Too bad he didn’t say it.
Wuss.
And to make matters worse, at the end of the show, Travis told us all about the endorphins caused in our brains from great sex, while smiling big about how much HE likes sex, and it’s just too bad, that he didn’t turn to all those empty womb feminist doctors, whose hormones were screaming night and day for a pregnancy—That: It’s okay girls…you feel bad because your hormones are controlling your brain. Let me help you out….the doc is in.
Nobody Wins when the feminists rule, and The DOCTORS keep silent.
Makes you really wonder…whatever they are teaching the doctors now, it sure isn’t how to use their own common sense.
The Smartest Man on Earth: Stephen Wolfram
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I was just going about my nobody day last week, when I got this video. To say that I was blown away is probably an understatement, because let’s face it—the man called Stephen Wolfram is not as famous as a Steve Jobs or a Bill Gates. I had never heard of him.
In this video you will see the future of …maybe everything. For instance: If you wanted to find the Perfect Model for a World Government, you would just type in your simple question into the Wolfram/Alpha search engine and come out with some answers. Poor Henry Adams, he was born too soon.
If you are Al Gore, you would want to change it I’m sure. Just because people get the answer, doesn’t mean they will follow it. I’m not sure “greed” and “love for power” is computational. But then again, if it is, Stephen will find it and compute it in.
While some of us our skepitcal about how a machine can “invent”against the human brain….remember, you still need the questions first. So all you nobodies out there: the biggest brains in science are using this, it’s time we start. I’ve already got his search engine tagged.
This man has the highest IQ on the planet. Many of you might know about this guy…but if not. DO NOT MISS THIS…
ENJOY! (Thanks to amfortas)
MTV Space Cribs…?
Nobody Cares:
Soon, you will see the ads:
Are you a multibillionaire? Is life on earth forcing you to watch all those racist tea party people trying to stop that wonderful Federal Reserve getting you down? Do you long to get away from the floods, global warming, Sarah Palin, and SUV’S? Are those pesky nights talking to Ben Bernanke starting to all seem like a blur? Does seeing Dick Cheney on his book tour just make you want to get as far off the planet as possible? Well, we have the answer for you! No longer do you have to feel the daily pressure of being one of the only people on the planet who feels that there are JUST too many people on the earth. The answer is not in viruses, or floods— the answer is right before you. You need a vacation. For just $4 million dollars you can spiral out of this world. You might NEVER want to come down. Call us today at 1-800-Galatic
Nobody is more jealous than me. People with big bucks are going to soon get to orbit the earth. All they need is a ticket. Space is going to be the next real estate venture, because let’s face it, a very elite group of multi-billionaires have sucked what little money was left out of the planet and feel the need to go BEYOND building franchises in China. They need more space. And despite the millions of space junk floating around our planet now, the race to build space hotels is the plan of the future.
The news out today was that NASA is not so sure the Space Station is going to stay afloat if the Russians don’t get up there. (Wait, I thought they closed NASA?) I can’t wait to see Putin strapped into the rocket, with his shirt off, two blond Russian babes by his side, taking a trip to the Russian hotel in the sky. No doubt he will be strutting around in his space station, in boxer shorts…lifting weights.
They haven’t been talking about it much but, we have a NEW race to space: not to the Moon…not to Mars, but to a three-day luxury trip to a romantic little room in a Space Hotel. Places where the showers are tiny bubbles of water, and the champagne can be sipped with a straw. If you want to sit down, you can put on your Spiderman suit, and Velcro yourself to a front row seat to see Africa rising.
If I was up there, I’d make a bet to see who could spot Angelina’s Jolie’s lips first.
Russia is building a Space Hotel and so are we. So…Who is going to the first to put the billionaires up into their own little orbiting hotel room? Right now, there are many more millionaires on the planet than in then there EVER was. Several hundred of them have managed to grab even more wealth and what can you give a person who has 52 Ferrari’s sitting in their garage?
A room in space.
The Barcelona-based architects of The Galactic Suite Space Resort say it will cost 3 million euro ($4.4 million) for a three-night stay at the hotel, with this price including an eight-week training course on a tropical island.
British tycoon Richard Branson’s space tours firm, Virgin Galactic, will use his facility in New Mexico to propel tourists into suborbital space at a cost of $200,000 a ride.
The numbers are similar for Virgin Galactic with 300 people already paid or signed up for the trip but unlike Branson, Galactic Suite say they will use Russian rockets to transport their guests into space from a spaceport to be built on an island in the Caribbean.
Russia, is aiming to have their hotel ready by 2016. They will use the Space Station as a storage container, and fill it with caviar and enough Vodka to last years.
While most of us would LOVE to take the trip, it remains to be seen, which hotel will have the best deal. I’ll be waiting for the Space Station Motel Six.
So, space scientific exploration is out— hotels in space are in. McDonalds in space can’t be too far behind.
Oh, one more thing…if Obama wins the next election, you can be sure that we will never go to Mars. Why?
Adam Ismail, Mustafa Khalil , and Abdullah al-Umari, three men from Yemen, sued NASA for invading Mars. They claim that they “inherited the planet from our ancestors 3,000 years ago.” They based their argument on mythologies of the Himyaritic and Sabean civilizations that existed several thousand years B.C.
That solves it. Muslims are Martians, we should let them go home.
Someday, we will be seeing Paris Hilton on her new show “Space Hilton presents: Paris’s MTV Space Crib.” I wish I could say “I’ll be dead so I won’t care.” but…something tells me, I may not be that lucky. (Nobody Makes this stuff up, and call that number at your own risk!)
One Small Step for Obama: One BIG LOSS for Mankind
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—the first man on the moon—Neil Armstrong, Walter Cronkite, and the saying, “This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” It’s part of our American soul.
On that July day in 1969, when Neil took that first step, America was proud, and had no doubt that we were the best of humanity. Space was the final frontier, and we wanted to find it.
Today was one of the saddest days of our country. The last Shuttle Atlantis, was launched with, no doubt, thousands of heartfelt tears, from the people who devoted their lives to each and every detail of our American space program.
On the news…they acted as if it was just another day.
Obama seems to have this idea that America just needs to step aside and let the other countries shine. Hillary is reaching out to help the Muslims realize their greatness. Obama reaches out to Brazil and gives them not only tax payer money to buy their oil, but permission to drill in fields that he made off base for American companies. Just the fact that companies need “permission” should be a red flag to tyranny.
It’s obvious: Our leaders WANT us on the backburner. They are shutting down America, and turning off the lights. At least, that’s what it feels like. Most of the older folks that grew up on movies like E.T, Star Trek, Star Wars, and my personal favorite , the old Dr. Who series with Tom Baker, cannot believe that we have gone from Apollo 13 to the Three Little Witches.
Haven’t you been noticing all the “witches” dominating the movies, and TV? What? Do they want us to go back to the dark ages? Instead of dreaming of becoming astronauts, kids will be sitting in their rooms casting spells and chanting to the Devil.
Great.
I have been reading lately about how machines will take over man someday soon…but tell me, can they program a machine to dream? For space was man’s dream. We used to worship Galileo, and now we worship….wait…we have no one to worship. Our sports stars are lame, our movie stars are wacko’s and our politicians are…well, I won’t go there.
Even Joni Mitchell told us we are stardust…so, why haven’t we gone back to the moon? We STILL have to do that don’t we? Nope, no money they say. Obama thinks the program is expendable. If we want to go into space, we will have to pay the Russians 50 million.
The 135 Shuttle missions brought us the International Space Station, and the Hubble. So what? Did America build a Space Station for Russia? In the end, Obama hands it over to them on a golden platter?
What is wrong with this picture?
This act alone, closing down one of our most important assets ranks right up there as a high crimes. Instead of talking about raising the debt limit we should be talking impeachment. He’s committed enough crimes.
Right. After Clinton, that will never happen ever again. They put the whole thing about sex when it should have been about Bill Clinton making sure that China got enough technology to be able to nuke us.
First President Clinton gives our technology to the Chinese, Now President Obama gives the Space station to the Russians.
So…like everything that happens, the question is: who is going to benefit from the closing of NASA?
Every single person who has stock in Richard Branson’s trips to space, and that new mega company will own all the new technological patents. No longer will any government be able to claim the patents or inventions, but you can bet that all the politicians will have generous stocks in the new private companies. It’s all about the money.
So, tell me…Tom Hanks…why do you love Obama again?How many shares are you in for? It’s one thing for the malls to close down..but when NASA goes, you can bet, we don’t have too many days left. To me, it’s the darkest of days. Our national pride…has been shut down like a cheap carnival ride.
It’s disgusting. Not one word from ANY politician. That alone should tell you what’s coming. The silence is almost..like a deep black hole.
This was one small step for Obama, but one BIG loss to mankind.
The NEW Human Species
Nobody Wonders
Give a guy a degree and what does he do with it? Do good things to save humanity?
NO! They think humanity is a cesspool of rednecks, and idiots! They want to start over.
Some men want to redesign the whole world. Raymond Kurzweil and Vernor Vinge, two prominent nerd computer wizards have predicted the end of humanity as we know it:
“Within 30 years we will have the means to create superhuman intelligence. Shortly after, the human era will be ended.”
Great news! We don’t HAVE to pay off our debt! I’ve got over $320,000 credit left on my credit cards…where shall we go?
You would think both these guys would be very depressed about this stuff, but no. They think letting the computer take over human minds is a wonderful thing. Look what it’s done for Egypt!
To which Nobody notes: Does that mean you will allow the computer to plug into your head too, Mr. Wizards? The question is: will all the men who THINK they are superhuman let themselves be plugged into AT&T?
I hope so.
And even if the computer driven brain is not something to be desired…don’t worry, the computers will take over the humans because they will be just so much smarter than man. Somehow, someone should tell them, SOME man will mess their dreams all up, and it might be them!
And then you have the George Church’s of the world. George is fooling around with human DNA and proclaims that, unlike nature, where it take thousands, even millions of year to develop a new species, Church could do it with one shotgun blast of new genes. What good could possibly come of this?
Will they make a “blue” species of people to grab more welfare money? And what politician would pay Church to make them half woman and half man and then be able to reproduce with “itself”? Or even lay eggs?
Creating a new species will deem many problems. We will have to have new species rights of course. Anyone making fun of the new species will be sent to jail for at least ten years.
But, back to Weiner…if Wiener had been plugged into the “network” then every computer on the planet would have received a picture of his pride and joy, and somebody could have downloaded a nasty virus back to him, and saved us all from seeing any repeats of his anatomy in the future. Just think…no more Weiner photos!
As for developing new species…I’ve SEEN their ugly flowers. Don’t get me started on Monsanto.
It’s funny…the liberals are always screaming about how we need to protect mother nature before it’s too late, but they are the FIRST ones to muck it up. Hopefully,they will keep their DNA, computer brain experiments among themselves, and then one day, the real people can take over again, and put them all on the endangered list of; Circuit Breaker Elite Human Number One is NOT compatible with Man.
Sorry….but we WILL build you nice apartments in the inner cities, or send you all to the outback of Australia.
REAL people, do not discriminate, do we?
And in that case, I suggest nominating me to take care of all “new species” patents.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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