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Somebody Tell the DEA About the Bunny Ranch

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Remember when we found out that Obama’s Secret Service had been partying with prostitutes in South America? Obama was…Hey, how did that happen, huh?

This morning, Congress put on a good show of being appalled that the head of the DEA, Michelle Leonhart, was not as appalled as they were on the report that DEA agents have been partying with prostitutes on the taxpayers dime down in Columbia….for it seems, many many years. FBI Director Comey Testifies At Senate Appropriations Cmte Budget Hearing

That report said 10 agents – an assistant regional director and nine special agents – had alleged sex parties on government-leased property and used taxpayer money to pay for the prostitutes. After investigation, seven of the agents admitted attending the parties and were suspended for between two and 10 days, the earlier report said.

What was even more surprising is that Michelle, the head of the DEA, cannot fire any of those guys. You see, she said, that was the responsibility of two guys below her. But..she DID send out a memo saying that hiring prostitutes was not a good thing, and please don’t do it.  But she can’t fire anyone.  A few of them got a ten-day suspension with pay. She couldn’t even tell Congress IF they should be fired.

It seems SHE has been giving money to the Colombian National police, who in turn bought prostitutes for the DEA agents. But wait! It gets better.

The drug cartels were giving the police money too, to pay for prostitutes. Somebody is double dipping, and no, no nobody knows how young these girls were.

The Congressmen then realized that you could be fired for saying something “sexist” in your office, but not for hiring prostitutes with taxpayer money and partying with drug cartels.

Good to know.

In other words, whistle at the secretary, and you could lose your job. Best to just hire a prostitute and not lose your job. DEA

What should the Congress do?  Well, it’s obvious to us, Michelle Leonhart should be fired immediately.

BUT WAIT!

They can’t do that.

“In many of these cases, recommended punishments were reduced without explanation,” the report states. “The internal report does not discuss punishments for DEA supervisors who may have known about these allegations and failed to report them.”

She can’t be fired by anyone….unless it’s done by Obama. (All roads lead back to the same source, have you notice a pattern here?)

I don’t know about you. but I want my money back. If we are going to pay for prostitutes for the DEA, it might as well go to American prostitutes.

What kind of country is this?

April 14, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Melbourne VS Philadelphia

 

Nobody’s Perfect

What do you do when you really hate something, and just don’t want it in your neighborhood? Do you control your temper and sensibly try to figure out a way to handle what you consider to be a nuisance?

And how far can you go to get rid of that nuisance?

This week, we have Americans who obviously had a problem with ‘nuisances’ in their neighborhood—and since we have no names, let’s compare the cities.squrrel hunting

This week, we have Melbourne VS Philadelphia: 

First up: The lovely city of Melbourne, FL.

Evidently, a man who hated squirrels went on a squirrel killing spree, he was knocking off as many squirrels as he could in his neighborhood, and somebody complained.

Melbourne police warned a resident not to stalk or hunt nuisance squirrels after he killed at least one Police received calls about 10 a.m. Sunday concerning a man with a BB gun walking in the area of St. Marks Avenue, just south of Parkway Drive. The man told police he believed the squirrels were a growing nuisance in the area, officers said.

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“It’s not a call that we usually deal with. He had a problem with squirrels in his yard, and he had exterminated one, and his neighbor also had a problem with one,” Melbourne police spokesman Pete Mercaldo said.  “The neighbors were complaining about seeing him with a BB gun.”

And then there’s the famous city of Philadelphia, PA:

It seems a gang of black kids, for whatever reason, find squirrels okay, but when it comes to homeless people, they have no tolerance.

 Philly police video captures gang of suspects beat a homeless man nearly to death using a hammer, mace and a chair leg to put him into a coma.

As you can see, the sight of a homeless man with an umbrella (was he white?) was enough to make them jump out of the car and try to kill him.

Mmmmmmm….

Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award? And how could we look at this from a liberal point of view as to…why do such things? Why lose your self control?

Let’s examine both:

Why would a man go squirrel hunting in Florida?

  1. It’s in his DNA since all men still have that hunter caveman gene making them want to go out and shoot their guns.  Maybe Wart Hogs were just too big for the guy. Squirrels hunting is more fun.
  2. One of his neighbors is a beautiful woman who wears her bathing suit around the yard, and refuses to go out with him, and loves to feed squirrels.
  3. He thinks they are attracting gators, and scaring off his drug dealers.
  4. His mother ran off with a squirrel, and left him alone in the worldHitler and squirrel

And how about those kids? Why would they want to kick a homeless man? He was just standing there.

  1. They secretly work for Eric Holder, who is training them for a special mission to storm Rand Paul’s Presidential campaign bus. They plan to get him when his bus fills up for gas.
  2. The initiation into the neighborhood gang is—- you have to try kill a homeless man to get a free XBOX.
  3. They want to show Ferguson that they can be just as relevant as the blacks in Missouri.
  4. It’s in their DNA…kicking anybody whose skin color is white a great way to get Jesse Jackson’s to give you money for the suffering that you went through in your neighborhood because of white people having privileges you don’t have. Homeless men…usually don’t fight back, or have guns.

But to be fair, he might be black. I don’t think it matters anymore.

So which city wins?

Melbourne or Philadelphia?

Nobody thinks….we should keep this contest going.

After all, we have a lot more cities that I’m sure that would love to get into the contest.

Stay tuned.Squirrel

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April 13, 2015 Posted by | black violence, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Woman To Have Quadruplets at 65? Whoa.

Nobody Flashes: 

Annegret Raunigk of Germany, needs some kind of medal for being determined to have four kids at once. To most of the human race, one child at a time is plenty, but for Annegret Raunigk, four is not problem:

“I’m not actually afraid. I simply assume I’ll remain healthy and fit. In matters of organization I have enough experience, that’s not new for me,” she said.

Why don’t we hire Annegret to come over and run the IRS?

But…raising a lot of kids is not new…she’s had plenty of practice:

Berlin (AFP) – A 65-year-old Berlin woman who already has 13 children is pregnant again with quadruplets, Germany’s RTL broadcaster reported Sunday.

The Russian and English teacher’s pregnancy follows several attempts abroad at artificial insemination over the last year-and-a-half, according to the private TV channel.

The woman, Annegret Raunigk, decided to try to have another child because her youngest daughter, who is nine, wanted a little brother or sister.

woman family

Mother in front

Nobody wants to know, who paid for the artificial insemination and how can she afford all those kids? Is she married to an Audi Engineer? Or does the German state support them all?

The article didn’t say. It also didn’t say what will happen to the four newborns if Annegret dies in five years.

Obviously, it will not be a problem…something tells me the other “kids” are doing a lot of the work already, and mom knows that.

Most women at 65 are thinking about raising tomatoes, not Annegret. O.K. She’s done a great job at bringing babies into the world, and that’s a good thing.

But…is her house German clean? Hope so..that’s a lot of diapers.

 

April 13, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Hillary–Wants to be our Champion? Excuse my LOL

 

Nobody’s Opinion

Wow. Is that just about the lamest coming out video ever made in history? Most of it was filled with happy looking single moms, one moving to a better school for her kid, gay men wanting to get married, a black couple who was pregnant with their first child, excuse me, but where were the men?

The white men? Nowhere. Sorry guys, she doesn’t give a hoot about you.

And look! Suddenly, Hillary has lost 60 pounds and no….no Photoshop here. And how about that “I want to be your champion.” ?

Please. Champions don’t leave good men in battle. She can’t even champion a decent lie about her email. Hillary Clinton four

But, let’s not talk about Hillary’s Cheerio coming out video, I think George Will summed her up beautifully:

An abscess of anger seems to gnaw at Hillary Clinton, but the reasons for her resentments remain unclear. The world’s oldest party, which governed the nation during two world wars and is the primary architect of America’s regulatory and redistributive state, is eager to give her its presidential nomination, in recognition of . . . what?

The party, adrift in identity politics, clings, as shipwrecked sailors do to floating debris, to this odd feminist heroine. Wafted into the upper reaches of American politics by stolid participation in her eventful marriage to a serial philanderer, her performance in governance has been defined by three failures.

Bingo. Hillary, like Barack Obama is a disaster, and the only thing she has going for her is to press the point that she should get the Presidency because it would be historical. And because she herself cannot be spouting that off too much, it’s really going to be up to Chelsea to get her mom elected. Right away, Chelsea managed a change of hair color, and new very slim figure (Photoshop is not just a favorite of mom) and Elle made her into the hippest chick on the block:

Here’s Chelsea: Chelsea Clinton

“We’ve made real progress on legal protections for women, but in no way are women at parity to men in our country in the workplace,” Chelsea told Elle. “And if we look in the political sphere, it is challenging to me that women comprising 20 percent of Congress is treated as a real success. Since when did 20 percent become the definition of equality?

“And so when you ask about the importance of having a woman president, absolutely it’s important, for, yes, symbolic reasons—symbols are important; it is important who and what we choose to elevate, and to celebrate. And one of our core values in this country is that we are the land of equal opportunity, but when equal hasn’t yet included gender, there is a fundamental challenge there that, I believe, having our first woman president—whenever that is—will help resolve.”

What nonsense. Vote for the Symbol? The real symbol of Hillary is corruption, deceit, conceit, ignorance, and communism. (Yeah, you go vote for that symbol.)

So, now we know. Chelsea has been groomed from the time she was a little kid for this precise moment in time: She’s younger, with all the plastic surgery, she looks better, and she speaks better than her mother.

Hillary can’t stay back in the shadows and make photo shopped videos’ forever. Someday, she will have to come out and debate.

The main problem we have is the fact that…half of the people work for the government, and most of them are democrats.  They all got great pensions, giving to them by the democrats. Right now, they still have good health care…

And voting for Hillary just because she’s a women is the reason they will vote for her.  They really don’t care about the rest of the country. THEY have great jobs.

Our liberal/Marxist run school system has done the job, of making a nation of uneducated voters.

I have a dear friend who turned to me the other day and said…Hillary memories

“So, are you going to vote for Hillary?”

You see? After everything I’ve said, she still thinks…it would just be so cool to vote for Hillary, because a woman, no matter who…would be a cool thing.”

Just shoot me.

No doubt she heard Hillary say that “Isn’t it time we had a woman President?”

I love here dearly, and I realized that she has not been listening to me…and I can’t get mad at her, I’ve known her all my life.

So, what do we do if half the country votes for Hillary ?

Conservatives take over the red states and start dropping out of the union.

Let her rule New York, Washington D.C., and California. Give us the middle of the country, and leave the rest of us alone. As my mother once suggested: We have the bread basket.

Hey, if Putin can do it in the bread basket of the Ukraine, why can’t we? Don’t worry New York: We’ll still feed ya’.

Ignorance and sound self-government could not exist together: the one destroyed the other. A despotic government could restrain its citizens and deprive the people of their liberties only while they were ignorant. —  Thomas Jefferson

So America…how stupid are you?

 

April 12, 2015 Posted by | Hillary Clinton, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes: Ten People…Who Beat the Odds

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I watched this and thought the 3rd guy was a riot.

Here are ten people who survived the impossible…which leads to the next question: Will there be ten conservatives in America who even survive Obama?

Enjoy!

April 11, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Presidents in Uniform

Nobody Gets Email

I don’t have to say much about this one…(Thanks to Kris)

Preisdents in uniform

April 11, 2015 Posted by | Presidents, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody Flashes the Awesome Force of Spring

Nobody Flashes

For those of you out of America (amfortas in Australia— Frankiekay in Africa) here’s what we have to look out for in the middle of the country every spring.

Beautiful to watch, in fact, almost too exciting not to want to see it….but you PRAY you are not in its path. This same storm system, went through this area yesterday, and thankfully, only hit about fifteen buildings.

But—-once it got to Illinois (next state over) it came down, and wiped out a whole town.

Hopefully my house never gets hit because my book collection would be spread over the next five states.

The video after this one was good too.

April 10, 2015 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Hillary is Announcing Sunday…Do We Care?

Nobody Cares

Hillary has announced that she is going to FORMALLY announce that she is running for President this weekend. But..rather than have to actually stand on her feet in front of a crowd, and make her case like most other candidates, she doesn’t feel she has to. No…she can just make her little video’s and send out her messages via tweets and Facebook, and YouTube.

How easy it that!

Hillary is not exactly in great shape….I’m sure getting on and off airplanes it getting harder and harder— besides, since most of the people over 40 remember her and her husband, they are not likely to vote for her. She has to fool the young, and naive, and so, she hired a very young techie guy to run her campaign by social media. Hillary funny Just like Obama did. Only one thing different: Obama was young, could speak well, and had boundless energy. And he knows how to make an entrance. The only thing that would help Hillary would be the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

The only GOP candidate who would lose to her would be Jeb Bush

In the video above, Dick Morris points out that it was Hillary that armed ISIS–not on purpose but because she had heard there was a genocide going on, and she wanted to help them.

Dick said she got ‘bad’ intelligence.

Nobody Cares if I suggest that Dick has a bit of a screw loose with this line of thinking? That she CARED? And Nobody Cares if I don’t wait by my twitter account with anticipation, just to hear, Hillary Clinton claim her crown, do you?

I have more important things to do this weekend…like mowing my lawn.

 

April 10, 2015 Posted by | Hillary, Uncategorized | | 3 Comments

Nobody Remembers The Speech That JFK Never Gave in Dallas

Nobody Remembers

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship…George Bernard Shaw

When JFK Jr. died after his plane crashed into the sea, within hours Bill Clinton, got a Navel destroyer, and with the help of Ted Kennedy, rushed out to the ocean to pull the plane and the bodies out. It was done so quickly, many people wondered why there wasn’t more of an investigation.  So, when Caroline Kennedy endorsed Barack Obama instead of Hillary Clinton in 2008, it came as a shock to many people. After all, Bill went to great measures to get her brother’s body.  But, who benefited from his death the most?JFK two

The Clinton’s.  And the Clinton’s it seems are even digging up old Kennedy glory. We are seeing Ted Kennedy in the news, dug up like an old dog bone to be glorified and his history polished with his brother’s sheen.The Democratic party lost so big in the midterm elections, and Obama’s record being so dismal, it only makes sense for the media to go back to the Kennedy’s.

So, in that light… I thought it would be fitting to reprint here, some of the words of the speech that JFK was to deliver that day in Dallas…should he not have been assassinated. (see whole speech here.)


JFK, by his own words today, would be considered a hawk. He learned the hard way that the world…was a dangerous place.

In less than three years, we have increased by 50 percent the number of Polaris submarines scheduled to be in force by the next fiscal years: increased by more than 70 percent our total Polaris purchase program: increased by 50 percent the portion of our strategic bombers on fifteen minute alerts: and increased by 100 percent the total number of nuclear weapons available in our strategic alert forces. Our security is further enhanced by the steps we have taken regarding these weapons to improve the speed and certainly of their response, their readiness at all times to respond, their ability to survive an attack, and their ability to be carefully controlled and direct through secure command operations.JFK

But the lessons of the last decade have taught us that freedom cannot be defended by strategic nuclear power alone. We have therefore in the last three years accelerated the development and deployment of tactical nuclear weapons and increase by 60 percent the tactical nuclear forces deployed in Western Europe.

Nor can Europe or any other continent rely on nuclear forces alone, whether they are strategic of tactical. We have radically improved the readiness of our conventional forces: increase by 45 percent the number of combat ready Army divisions: increase by 100 percent the procurement of modern Army weapons and equipment: increased by 100 percent our ship construction, conversion, and modernization program: increased by 100 percent our procurement of tactical aircraft: increased by 30 percent the number of tactical air squadrons: and increased the strength of the Marines.

Finally moving beyond the traditional roles of our military forces, we have achieved an increase of nearly 600 percent in our special forces, those forces that are prepared to work with our allies and friends against the guerrillas, saboteurs, insurgents, and assassins who threaten freedom in a less direct but equally dangerous manner.

I have spoken of strength largely in terms of the deterrence and resistance of aggression and attack. But in today’s world freedom can be lost without a shot being fired, by ballots as well as bullets.

And that is also why we have regained the initiative in the  exploration of outerspace.

Finally, it should be clear by now that a nation can be no stronger abroad than she is at home.

We do this by maintaining a more stable level of prices and by cutting personal and corporate income taxes by some $11 billion.

Yes, JFK knew that you had to cut taxes to build a strong economy. Fancy that. China two

It’s a different would now. China now has more nuclear subs, more soldiers, more carriers, more everything..and it was built on the back of the globalists, and our money.

We no longer can protect the world, we’re broke. On top of that, we have a President who could care less about protecting anybody but himself.

Nobody really knows why they assassinated JFK, or who. But odds are, since we don’t know, just by the great job being done to keep us all in ignorance, it was someone from our own government.

Most say, it was LBJ. Some say it was the Mafia. Since the Mafia always voted for democrats, this seems easy to believe.

Conspiracy people say, Kennedy was about to expand the war in Vietnam, or— was thinking about not doing it. He had to go.

Some say JFK was going to get rid of the Federal Reserve, like Lincoln.

For whatever reason, it’s amazing to see just how far America has fallen from the old democratic party to the new.

JFK, was the last real American democrat. Jimmy Carter, the Clinton’s, Obama…they are in another class all their own. China one

 

April 9, 2015 Posted by | Barack Obama, democrats, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

The Tyranny of “No Common Sense”

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When I heard this poor woman say those words...”no note from a doctor” my heart went numb.Tryanny

Those are the exact same words that were told to my son the first day of his arrival at his Senior Year in high school. They told him to go home. He could not attend because he had no note from his doctor.

What he had was not contagious, and hurt no one.

As you can imagine, at the time, (this was years ago) I could not believe that in America, a school could tell a kid he couldn’t come into the school without a doctor’s note. I had been talking to the school the year before and knew that my son had a sleep disorder….but I never dreamed they would kick him out of school, without a trial, without consulting us, or talking to us, or even working with us.

Unfortunately, the sleep clinic we finally ended up taking him to the summer before his senior year had a psychologist who didn’t see anything wrong with my son. That man was a moron. Later on, after my son was kicked out of school, we took him to the sleep clinic at the very well respected Washington University School of Medicine, who diagnosed him correctly: Yes, his mother was right, he had D.S.P.S.

Delayed Sleep Phrase Syndrome. Basically, you have trouble sleeping. Evidently if the class was boring, he would fall asleep, but have you ever heard a student being kicked out of school because he fell asleep in a classroom?

And by the way, those sleep clinics aren’t cheap.

At the same time, hundreds of black kids from the city were allowed to attend classes at our high school, and even go half days, taking afternoon jobs making solicitor phone calls for high school credit, do their own hours, while my son was treated like this lady: like a criminal.

But…they were black. My son was…white.

Nobody at the high school would help us. At the same time, one of his classmates was found selling dope on the school grounds. Was he kicked out? No. His mother was running for office.

My son had never been in trouble with the police, or in his entire school life. He was not on drugs, and he was at the top of his class in grades. And yet, they kicked him out, simply because they were liberals assholes. It’s as simple as that.

It affected his whole life. He went on and got a GED scholarship, but college was no different….and two years later, the high school sent me a letter saying, “Your son will be allowed to attend now.”

They SAID he quit, but he could come back.  That was a boldface lie.angry kitten

It not only affected my son’s life and his future, I was attacked in ways you could not imagine for trying to get help. I found out, after three years, that corruption goes to the top of the government, and they protect that liberal corrupt system with every fiber of their being. From the media, to the schools, to the government…they all are on the same page. And that page is tyranny.

Okay. As you can see, it still pisses me off. My son was at the top of his class in grades. He wanted to graduate with his class.

You would have THOUGHT they would have given him a hearing of some kind.

Years later, I read The Educating of Henry Adams. It took some of the pain away from that time….but look what I am doing here…I heard that women say those words and immediately the fury from all those years has got me writing this.

As if anybody ever cared. Nobody does. They didn’t then..they don’t now. No the liberal hearts bleed for the ‘unfortunate.’

Poor Lady. She has cancer and she gets kicked off a plane. Good god.  What? Did they think she was contagious?

Common sense. Nobody Wins when so few people have it.

In the end, the decision to not let my son in the school was the decision of the very liberal Nazi principal, who was like most of the liberal women you see every day in politics. She didn’t care that she was destroying a young man’s life. …I believe to this day that she got immense pleasure out of destroying mine.

I think, there was much more to it…it was just sheer liberal hatred….of a mother and a son who were…conservative.

 

 

 

 

 

 

April 8, 2015 Posted by | education, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Obama Still Mad At Christians.

Nobody Wonders

When I first heard Obama saying this little snide remark at the Easter Prayer Breakfast, I THOUGHT he was talking about Christians attacking Muslims, or not giving Muslims a fair shake, and then I remembered…..the man.  As my mother always said, “Consider the source.”

Everything pertains to the great Obama himself. What he was most likely complaining about here, is the fact that Christians dare to attack him— about anything.

Anybody else take it that way? Sure, he says he’s a Christian here, but he’s only a Christian when it suits the occasion.

For instance, remember how the Obama’s dressed like they are from Sunny-brook farm when they are in Iowa. Ha. ha. ha…..ha ha….!Obama in Iowa

 

April 8, 2015 Posted by | Barack Obama, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows Where the Money Goes

 

Nobody Knows

I went to vote at my local city hall today. On the ballot was one big issue: The city needs money, due to the fact that union pensions are not funded, and therefore to make sure that the expensive union pensions that were promised to the firefighters of a city that is not even ours, get what they were promised they need more money.Rahm the mayor

Nothing new here…it’s pretty much the same all over the country. Pensions are breaking the budgets of states, cities, and isn’t it exciting?

It’s probably one of the reasons Rahm Emanuel won reelection in Chicago.

Okay. So it wasn’t.

But, in my little town, we were told, they’d have to raise our property taxes, cut off city services altogether…like snow removal, leaf pickup, and the local pool, and no doubt the next thing will be to cut off our street lights. You see, the last time they wanted more taxes we voted it down. Then came…Ferguson. So they just tried to put the tax increases up six months later..again. and this time, they said, don’t worry, we’ll just add-on a city sales tax.

Here’s the thing…that bothers me. That sales tax. Every single time you buy something there is a state tax, and a federal tax.

And every time I got to the grocery store, I am paying around $10.00. Now, if 360 million people buy groceries, say, once a week, and the average tax collected is $10.00 that adds up to…let’s see, $360,000,000,000—-x ten equals…. and then my mind goes holy- moly and how about adding the gas taxes, cigarette taxes, liquor taxes, meal taxes…your head starts spinning like in the exorcist, green bile starts spewing out of your mouth.. and you understand WHY leaders never, ever, ever, ever, ever, in a million years talk about all the taxes you are paying every single time you buy something.

The government is raking in trillions…and they are not talking much about it. So, WHY are we trillions in debt?SpendingByTheNumbers600649

No…there is this magic trick that of vast media control so that you just think about the income tax. As if…all those other little bitty ten bucks here, five dollars there, is just…pittance.

So, since our government is rolling in money (let’s not forget the lottery taxes) why is it that they never seen to have enough?taxes cartoon

What do they do with all that money besides give it to the rest of the world and Barack Obama?

I wonder about the men running my little town, and I have a suspicion that the reason they say they need more is not just about pensions, but about supporting welfare for the illegal’s.

I could be wrong, but my poor little town is filling up with illegal’s so fast, we are starting to look like……the melting pot that felleth over. Our schools are overflowing with kids that don’t speak English. So, they are telling us it’s for pensions, but…is it? How do we know?

We don’t. We can’t. They just don’t keep records. We have to take their words.

I’m sure I’ll wake up tomorrow to find out either: One: the sales tax passed. or Two: It didn’t pass and our property taxes will go up (along with more pawn shops) or Three: The sales tax did pass AND our property taxes will go up anyway.

No matter what, we lose.

And speaking of losing…


Are the people in Chicago out of their minds? How in the world did the Godfather get reelected to Mayor? He ran against a Hispanic guy who seemed to be winning the race…taxes charlie

Emanuel raised far more money than Garcia, plastered the airwaves with ads and had support from his former boss, President Barack Obama, who cast an early ballot for him from Washington.

Election officials said more than 142,300 Chicago voters cast early ballots for the runoff, far outpacing early voting turnout in February and four years ago.

Oh right. It’s those ‘early’ ballots where you can say you are anybody and there is no way to prove it.

Right.

Nobody Knows the boundless corruption running amuck in our country, and what’s worse, nobody ever will.

Wait. I take that back: Now that Vladimir Putin has hacked the White House, we might get some answers.

April 7, 2015 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Barack Obama VS Erick Sunnerheim

 

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have ‘President’ Barack Obama VS Erik Sunnerheim.

First up: Obama.

Last week, most Americans went into shock when our ‘President’ announced that he has worked out an agreement with Iran…according to him, it was a really good one—

Here’s what Iran gets: (Yahoo News)

The nuclear architecture Iran gets to keep is way too big. The most common criticism is that the framework allows Iran to keep operating thousands of centrifuges; the nuclear facilities at Fordow and Natanz, as well as Arak, remain open. The concern here is that leaving the Iranians too much nuclear infrastructure will make it easier for them to build a bomb quickly if they decide to break the agreement. They also worry that leaving Iran too close to a bomb would freak out Iran’s Arab enemies, leading to a nuclear arms race in the Middle East.

Another common concern is that the deal doesn’t cover Iran’s broader bad behavior, like intervening on behalf of murderous Syrian President Bashar al-Assad or supporting militant groups like Hamas and Hezbollah

Obama says no problem…we’ll be able to tell what they are doing.

But the deal does not include what you might call anytime, anywhere inspections, which are the thing that you have if any kind of deal is going to be honored.”barack and Iran

In other words, it was the worst national security deal ever made in American History. Okay, well, Jimmy Carter giving the Panama Canal to China wasn’t exactly a good deal. Bill Clinton giving North Korea the plutonium it needed to go nuclear, because they promised they wouldn’t (like Iran) and then they DID, was a terrible deal too. Nevertheless…Obama should have learned from those mistakes.

He…did not.

And then there’s Erik Sunnerheim, the Swede, who thinks a fun afternoon is ice skating with his chainsaw. (see video)

What could possibly go wrong?

You could say the exact same thing about Obama’s Iran deal. He is giving Iran the money, the incentive, and the okay to make nuclear bombs.

What could possibly go wrong?

Think these two guys should get together?

So, who wins the Nobody’s’ Perfect Award for the week?

Well, sorry Erik. You came close but if you want to cut off your own face because your chainsaw hit a small ice boulder, no skin off our nose. We’ll be waiting anxiously for the video.

The trophy goes once again to “President” Barack Obama! He might as well be ice skating with a chain saw.

Only a man who traded five top al Qaeda commandos for one low-life deserter could make such a horrible deal.

I can’t wait for the next deal he makes…can you?

April 6, 2015 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes the F-35 Helmet

Nobody Flashes

You don’t have to be a pilot to think this is cool.

Here’s what’s coming….the F-35 Helmet.

I want one.

April 6, 2015 Posted by | Uncategorized | | 2 Comments