The Lastest Way to Honor Him: The Obama Urn
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‘President’ Obama has gone to many lengths to put his mark on the minds of his followers and history… and now, all of his many fans can do the ultimate honor to him…and they don’t even have to ask him!
For a mere $2,600 YOU TOO, can have an Obama urn! You have to die first, but that’s just a minor detail. After all…many of his fans WOULD die for him!
The concept of a personalized cremation urn is probably not new to us, but an urn modeled from a mere photo definitely a novelty. Apparently, a company called Personal Cremation has created the concept of Urns for Ashes, a personalized cremation urn made to resemble the favorite hero or celebrity admired by the deceased.
If you are not a fan of Obama, you could pick any hero you like, like…Joe Biden. OR…you just give them a picture of yourself, and they will make a memorable urn that your family can stare at forever on their mantle. If they are mad because you didn’t leave them any money, they will have a durable image of you to shout obscenities at…or throw old gum wrappers at, at half-time.
Nobody Thinks that when Obamacare kicks in, LOTS of folks will be dying….so these Obama urns will be in EVERYONE’s home come 2015.
BUT, Don’t Wait! Get yours NOW…while you can still afford it. 
We’ve come a loooooooooong way from the old Egyptian urn…in fact you could say, we’ve come full circle. The Pharaoh himself, has just updated the old ancestral tradition.
Nuclear History…Who’s Keeping Score?
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Sure, it’s fourteen minutes long, but if you watch this, you can’t help but wonder: Who in the world would want to live in the American West?. Since most of us have only seen scant video’s of nuclear bombs going off, we don’t really think about it much.
Isao Hashimoto made this to remind us all about it. It’s stops at 1998.
As I was listening to Mitt Romney today, talking about how important it was to not allow Iran to become nuclear, I was reading this paragraph, just a few minutes before, in the book “Shadow World” by Robert Chandler.
“Saddam Hussein also was well down the path toward building his own nuclear weapons. After the Gulf War and extent of the nuclear program fully exposed, Western scientists estimated that Iraq was twelve to eighteen months away from having nuclear weapons. Saddam had pumped $10-12 billion in building three uranium enrichment programs and the large foreign procurement program operating through deceptive practices. All told fifty-six nuclear production sites were identified by the UN Special Commission of Iraq. These sites included uranium mining, production, and processing sites. Saddam Hussein’s program is believed to have produced nuclear triggers, two of which are unaccounted for. Hans Blix, director on the UN International Atomic Energy Administration said that he was “shocked” by the enormity of Iraq’s nuclear program.”
Nobody Thinks that the nuclear situation is more dangerous today than it ever was…and IF President George W. Bush had made the case to the American people that Saddam had 56 nuclear production sites, instead of the WMD’s that he kept talking about, many of us would have been more in favor of going into Iraq.
It seems the whole Middle East is about to explode.
Mitt Romney gave a speech in front of our Veterans today, outlining his plans to build back the military, and bring us back into “Superpower” status. It seems the whole Iran thing is about to come to fruition in the next couple of years…no matter who is President. And when that happens, that LAST man you want in the White House is Barack Obama.
Nobody’s Perfect: London Cabbies VS Texas Drivers
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When it comes to driving, there were two news items this week that caught this Nobody’s attention to the laws of driving in different nations.
First we have the rulers of London, which includes the Mayor, who have decided to make a special lane for all Olympic traffic, so that the athletes can get there on time. Now, this Nobody thought that all the athletes were staying in some sort of village where they will be having lots of sex, and you would THINK they would put the village within walking distance..but evidently most everyone has to get their by bus.
–All but the London cabs, who could make a nice bundle of cash serving the millions of people that will be coming to the Olympics, and they are really mad about it. They are probably doing this for “security” reasons, and the fact that any event starting late will mess up the cable networks, costing millions, but nevertheless, to keep a working man from working shows you how much the ‘elites really care about…the working man.
London’s 25,000 taxi drivers want access to all sections of the temporary network. Black taxis are currently only allowed in two thirds of the 100 mile route. Several dozen London taxi drivers slowly drove down the Tower Bridge today while honking their horns, part of their protest against their exclusion from Olympics “Game Lanes.” AP “
“But on daring cab driver took the protest out of his car, driving headfirst off of the London’s Tower Bridge. BBC “
No one has been hurt, but the pocketbooks of thousands of working Brits have been robbed.
Second:Here in the states last week, a truck carrying 23 people crashed head first into two trees, down in Texas. I think that is some kind of Olympic record for the most people in a truck at the same time. There is a law against too many people in a truck, so Nobody Wonders…Where were the cops?
“Fourteen people are dead, including two young girls, and nine injured after a heavily overloaded truck crashed into two trees in Texas on Sunday evening. Many of the people in the truck did not have identification and are suspected of being undocumented immigrants.”
So that’s two more than were killed by James Holmes last week. The driver of the truck was going pretty fast, no doubt someone was sitting on his head, and evidently they were trying out for an Olympic Texas “Run to the Gringo’s” in lane six.
That’s what you get when Obama changes the law and says he will kick NO one out! The illegal’s can’t wait to get in.
So the London cabbies win for protesting the “elites” who rule the world. The driver of the truck…is not alive to protest.
I know, none of this makes sense to me either.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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