Joyanna Adams

What Nobody Found Out From Michelle Obama

Nobody Knows

Here’s what Nobody found out from watching Michelle Obama speak at her Convention.

FIRST: We found out that the empty chair has a dumpster coffee table in front of it.

We found out that Michelle Obama desperately wants to keep Obama in the White House, so that she can keep the dream alive for her and her daughters and take more vacations and buy more outfights.. and that she wants to get PAID for living the lifestyle of a QUEEN. She wants a salary for the next four years. Trust me, the President will give it to her. (Listen to the introduction.)

We found out that either: (1) They are desperate for the military vote OR (2)  they are planning a major war before the election and they will need men to fight it…or (3) both, because she talked more about the military  and their love for the military more than any other subject tonight.

We found out that while most of us that lived through the sixties, and all that race, and sexual women lib stuff we thought was over and done with…is not.  Obama and Michelle decided just to dig it all back up to try to make us all believe, that the sixties never happened. 

Neither did the civil war.

(And they don’t talk about Martin Luther King because people are finding out he was a Republican.)

We found out that not only does Michelle and her mom have the whitest teeth on the planet, it must cost a small fortune to keep them that way.

We found out that Michelle wasn’t going to let Mitt Romney’s wife get the ONLY pity card from MS,…Why Michelle’s dad had it too, and he had to crawl on his hands and knees just to kiss her goodnight.

We found out that Michelle and Obama got full college tuitions and her dad basically kept working to pay for their toothpaste.

We found out that Michelle thinks kids never got medical before Obama.

We found out that Obama’s poor grandmother was denied the big paychecks of men, and that’s why Obama wore shoes that didn’t fit.  

 We found out that Michelle really cares about military families. Why, they sent the whole Navy Seal Team, the ones who killed bin Laden..form letters to thank them!

We found out that even though Obama is in a different state every single day of the year, somehow he makes it back to the White House to eat dinner with his wife and kids, EVEN if they have to take different planes home..EVERY single night.  (Damn the cost, it’s important.)

     (Did Obama fly to Spain? Aspen? Mexico?)

We found out that she credits the janitor of her schools for making her who she is.

We found out that she is running for President in 2016. Hillary be damned.

We found out that she can CRY at the end of a speech. On cue. Because she…cares.

What we didn’t find out, was the truth.

Except for one thing.— She did say this:

“Being President doesn’t change who you are: it reveals who you are.”

In the end Michelle wanted a “better world for my daughters” and a strong “Foundation for their dreams.”

It’s not Obama’s daughters that are suffering or will. They already go to private schools, and will go to Harvard.

The rest of us will be looking for coffee tables in dumpsters if they are reelected. We won’t even be able to buy shoes, let alone ones that don’t fit.

What we will get is a lot more hot air from both of them.  

When it comes to America, there is the only truth we need to remember is: America needs jobs. Or we can’t help anyone.

September 5, 2012 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | American Culture, American History, Barack Obama, History, Michelle Obama, political races, Presidentcial Election, Uncategorized | corruption, Marxism, Michelle Obama, Obama, Poltical races