Miss Alabama Wants to Feel Safe at the Mall…Who Knew?
Nobody Wonders—
Where Miss Alabama got her education and her eyelashes. I want those eyelashes. I could paint my bedroom walls with both of them. I could float them in the local pool and scream “SPIDER!” and all the kids would jump out and I would have the pool all to myself. It’s a plan I’m hatching.
Evidently, MS Alabama has a bachelor’s degree in public relations, with a minor in communications, which means it won’t be long until we see Miss Alabama on CNN or MSNBC because, as we all know, FOX beats the liberal channel in babes, and it’s one of the reasons Rupert is so successful.
Sex sells, and the liberal channels are sorely lacking in sexy bodies. Who wants to bet me we see this parrot on them sooner than we can say, “Maddow is a cow.”?
Therefore, you have to wonder–Miss Alabama evidently ENJOYS being frisked at the mall and airport. What she doesn’t know is—so does Larry King. The rest of us have no choice.
But who needs choice when you have foot- long eyelashes?
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I’m guessing a large number of young conservative males (and females nowadays) could be convinced to demonstrate bipartisanship and fulfill this libs “frisk wish” for security purposes.
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