Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Obama, If You HAVE to Speak at the Berlin Wall: At Least Keep Your Coat On.

Nobody WinsObama at Berlin Wall

Obama thought he’d make himself another historical moment in time by speaking at the Berlin Wall today, but it turned out to be a big nothing. The novelty of the first black American President was just that it seems…a novelty. Last time he spoke at the wall, it was “Hey, let’s all go see the first BLACK American President!” and 200,000 showed up. Today, only 5,000 came, and they were all invited.

His own family didn’t show up, they went sight-seeing.

But, that didn’t stop Obama for trying to score brownie points with the liberals of the world, and especially those at home who just found out that Obama is worse than Bush, and is listening to their every word…so he needs to shore up his friends and give them some hope, and the usual liberal Hollywood elites made a video to help Obama promote his new mission: Save the world from nuclear weapons. In the video, they demand “Zero”

Oh right. If these people think that by demanding Russia and Iran to get rid of their nuclear weapons, then obviously, they need to replace their cracked mirrors in their mansions.

Let’s see…check out these recent pictures…body language tells the story here. Look at Obama compared to Putin. Obama is sweatin.’ He has met a man who isn’t afraid of the community organizer, or his Hollywood friends.  Obama will disarm us, and Putin will continue to stockpile.Obama & Putin 4

Obama & Putin 1

Obama & Putin 2

And Russia just did something many Americans, including this Nobody, thinks is smart. They made it illegal to teach homosexuality in grade school. Really. There should be NO sex taught to kids at all when they are young. America is starting in kindergarten with that nonsense.

And America has to now go to Russia to get into space. It’s almost…embarrassing.

But Obama wasn’t concerned about that: He was busy preaching to the Germans about saving the rest of the world. Give the elites lots of money, and they will solve global warming and poverty. (These vacations are getting expensive.)

“We may enjoy a standard of living that is the envy of the world, but so long as hundreds of millions endure the agony of an empty stomach or the anguish of unemployment, we’re not truly prosperous,” Obama said. “We are more free when all people can pursue their own happiness.”—–“more severe storms, more famine and floods, new waves of refugees, coast lines that vanish, oceans that rise. This is the future we must avert, This is the global threat of our time. And for the sake of future generations, our generation must move toward a global compact to confront a changing climate before it is too late. That is our job. That is our task. We have to get to work.”

Nobody Wins when you have an American President, giving speeches around the world in order to take fabulous vacations. Many suggest he is just campaigning for when he gets out of office, which in my Nobody’s Opinion, should have been five years ago….but who’s counting?

June 19, 2013 Posted by | Barack Obama, Global Government, global warming, Uncategorized | , , , | 1 Comment

Miss Alabama Wants to Feel Safe at the Mall…Who Knew?

Nobody Wonders—

Where Miss Alabama got her education and her eyelashes. I want those eyelashes. I could paint my bedroom walls with both of them. I could float them in the local pool and scream “SPIDER!” and all the kids would jump out and I would have the pool all to myself. It’s a plan I’m hatching.

Evidently, MS Alabama has a bachelor’s degree in public relations, with a minor in communications, which means it won’t be long until we see Miss Alabama on CNN or MSNBC because, as we all know, FOX beats the liberal channel in babes, and it’s one of the reasons Rupert is so successful.

Sex sells, and the liberal channels are sorely lacking in sexy bodies. Who wants to bet me we see this parrot on them sooner than we can say, “Maddow is a cow.”?

Therefore, you have to wonder–Miss Alabama evidently ENJOYS being frisked at the mall and airport. What she doesn’t know is—so does Larry King. The rest of us have no choice.

But who needs choice when you have foot- long eyelashes?

June 19, 2013 Posted by | Homeland Security, humor | , | 1 Comment

   

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