ObamaCare, Target, Phil Robertson, McDonalds, and Segway: Nobody’s Perfect

Nobody’s Perfect

We had a slew of big bloopers this week, so let’s get right to them!

FIRST: Obamacare. What’s not to love? The 3,847 lies that Obama told you? The fact that you can’t see your favorite doctor? You lost your insurance and can’t get on the website? The only hospital that will take Obamacare is across the river in East St. Louis? You are being forced to pay for abortions? Your new deductable is now higher than the price of a new car? You have a pre-condition but can’t afford to pay for Obamacare, because it’s actually MORE than if you had paid under a regular insurance plan? You’re a single guy,  but you have to pay for other people’s babies to come into the world?

Yes, Obamacares.

Obama just signed up today…as a joke. The  website was a joke.  Every top security expert basically said, THEY wouldn’t go on it— nevertheless despite the fact that even Target has better protection, the Obama’s keep pushing people to sign up. Hey, it’s not their bank account that’s going to be stolen, why should they care?

And because it’s the LAW (And this was your last day folks to get that great care) you have no choice but to RISK losing all your information to some hack in Saudi Arabia…

SECOND—Target. We just learned that Target got hacked and over 40 million people’s bank cards are at risk.  Which makes you wonder why Target, is getting more bad press than Obamacare?

It’s obviously okay if Obama’s website is not secure, but it’s a catastrophe if Target isn’t. Good thing the media is just as outraged about Obamacare security as Target’s——

Wait… they’re not.

THIRD: Phil Roberson— a man who never pretended to like pajama’s, admitted that he was a Bible believing man, who didn’t find the idea of having sex with men appealing, put the nation in an uproar, and A & E suspended him.

Was this done so we wouldn’t notice the billions of dollars Obama is charging the taxpayer for his big Hawaii vacation and the Obamacare disaster? Notice how every time Obama looks bad, something else happens to take our eyes off Obama?

A&E banished Phil from his own show and then turned around and had a Duck Dynasty marathon. But, the biggest surprise came when the country-themed Cracker Barrel restaurant said they were no longer going to sell Duck Dynasty products in their store.

Talk about stupid. Have you ever seen Katie Coric brag about eating at a Cracker Barrel? At least 80 percent of their customers are what the elites call rednecks.

Cracker Barrel took all of one day to apologize. A&E…didn’t. And Twitter is blocking links to a website set up to support Phil., who refuses to apologize. (Good for him)

Fourth: Twitter: Let’s throw Twitter in this lot too.

Fifth: McDonalds: Also last week, we heard that McDonald’s was “unable to sell enough,”  Mighty Chicken Wings BECAUSE they cost too much, and were too spicy. Also reported, they are advising their employees NOT to eat fast food. (LOL!)

It’s one thing to compete with StarBucks, but quite another to compete with the Colonel. Big mistake.

Six: Segway  I can bet you didn’t hear about this one. Remember, when they hyped the next greatest invention? Even Steve Jobs was excited by it…and we waited, and waited, and it was—–

The Segway! That big expensive scooter that was going to get the world to stop walking.

Everybody in the world was going to use one. (Made BEFORE the Mighty Wings goof up.) Have you SEEN the Mall cops lately? They could use a good jog.

Evidently (I just read this today and imagine my surprise!)  in 2010 James W. Heselden, the British businessman who owned Segway, fell to his death from a cliff when his scooter malfunctioned during a tour of his estate.

(I KNOW I’m not suppose to laugh. Leave me alone.)

Nobody Wonders if that scooter was a Segway, and what we can expect from future Karma.

I’ll let you know.

December 23, 2013 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | American Culture, humor, Obamacare, Uncategorized | American Culture, Humor, Obamacare