Joe Biden…..Who?
Nobody Wonders—-
IF we can survive, not only our current political bozos in Washington D.C., but the horror of our educational system.
What else explains these people? (besides daily use of various mind-blowing drugs.) Then again, what if they KNEW who he was, and thought he was cool?
Enjoy!
The Mockingbirds WILL Sing at Midnight
Nobody Knows–
Why anyone should even vote in the 2016 elections?
Here’s the big secret that everybody now knows: Hillary Clinton WILL be the next president. Don’t even bother to vote. Warren Buffet, the man considered to be nearest to God next to Ben Bernanke, just said:
“Hillary is going to win,” Buffett said, adding, “I will bet money on it, I don’t do that easily.”
Nobody Knows that when Buffett says he is going to bet his money on it, no doubt he will be giving billions to her election: Which will ensure that the Keystone Pipeline will never be built and he can continue with his railroad monopoly.
I’m starting to really hate that man.
It’s pretty clear that Hillary has been running for President for some time now, and now they have decided to go into second gear. The baby came in perfect timing, and Bill Clinton is everywhere with her. Her supporters are now going to attack Obama: SHE will be the military hawk he is not, we are being told.
Obama is so bad, they are now ready to make America think Hillary is just a loyal American who is nothing like him.
(Right, and my grandmother was Robert Redford’s gay mistress.)
The world will keep spinning from one crisis to another, and the more crisis the better, (that’s how they look at it) because Hillary is just not a likeable person, and they know it. They have to MAKE the American public fall in love with her all over again.
The propaganda is already strong enough to make even the simplest of souls gag.
The “NEW” Hillary will be like a phoenix rising out of the ashes. Look how they got Obama elected? The roman columns, the “Hope and Change.” They have the whole election propaganda down to such a science, that even Goebbel’s magic would seem like old hat. 
I don’t know how to say this: To me, this seems to have been the plan all along. Why ELSE would Obama put Hillary in as Secretary of State, and her very trusted lawyer, the man who got her elected to the Senate in New York, the man who is a lawyer for God’s sake, why else would Hillary’s most trusted confidante, Leon Panetta, be placed as Secretary of Defense by Obama?
Do you really think that Obama would give the Clinton’s that much power?
I don’t.
Leon was just a lawyer. He was Hillary’s money bags. He was Bill Clinton’s chief of staff. They made him head of the CIA. Nobody knows how the career people in the Pentagon and the CIA feel about having the Clinton’s favorite crony, Leon, as head of their departments, (after NEVER, EVER having worked in either one) but nobody—- NOBODY on either side, republican or democrat, said a word, about the obvious lack of experience in running big departments like the CIA or the Pentagon.
Not a word.
The normal nobody was going…”We have Hillary’s Lawyer running the war? What?”
You want to know how far corruption goes? Panetta was voted in by the Senate 100 to O. What’s that tell you?
It’s always been a done deal. The Democrats want the power. And no matter how much they hate each other, they WILL always keep the power. And I don’t think the Bushes care anymore. (That’s another blog.)
Obama was put in place to do just what he did: Pass universal Health care. They knew, Hillary couldn’t do it, nor George Bush, but the big corporations wanted it done. And so it was.
Tonight on Bill O’Reilly, Leon Panetta said that Hillary didn’t know about Benghazi because she would never have let that happen. Bill O’Reilly…said nothing. (What a frigging coward.)
Never MIND it’s her frigging job!
And then Bill said, “Leon is such an honest man. I’ve known him for a long time.”
Well, that should tell you something about Bill O’Reilly, and today, all the FOX news people are coming out and praising Leon for writing such a strong book against Obama.
Are they REALLY that stupid? (No.)
Nobody Knows if Jeb Bush has already been picked to run, only to lose (As John McCain obviously was) because in reality, the Bush’s control the Republican Party, the Clinton’s control the democratic party, and by being friends, and protecting their families, they both make sure that America stays on that same globalization path, and they can sell their children and their children’s children into power, and being elected— till the end of time.
They might stick George Clooney and his Muslim wife in there so nobody catches on, but we, the American people, have been totally brainwashed to think, they and their families and their small circle of friends, deserve to be…in power.
We, are simply made to believe that there is STILL a contest, and our vote really does matter.
Leon Panetta was Bill Clintons Chief of Staff, and he will have a high place in Hillary’s reign. The power MUST remain in just a few hands.
To even dream that if Hillary is elected that America as we know it will come back.
Is just that. It’s a sad, sad, lie. The fact is: American has already been damaged forever more.
In fact, with Obamacare the “law of the land” it’s over.
So…what now?
Nobody Knows, how many Americans feel as disgusted as I do, at the farce being played before us.
I predict, that if Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush run, they will record the lowest voter turnout in American history.
But there is one thing, that they are not counting on:
I don’t think the last of the patriotic Americans are going to go down…without a fight.
The mockingbirds always cry out…at midnight.
“There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution.”– John Adams
Moon Eclipse Coming Tonight: Don’t Even Bother to Tell Your Teenager
Nobody Flashes
I know I am suppose to get excited by moon eclipse, but I also know, that most people in the world, find it…just so boring.
Yes, I think it’s safe to say that only one percent of the population is getting excited by the fact that tomorrow morning, there will be a selenelion:
Tomorrow morning almost everyone on the east coast in the Americas, eastern Asia, the Pacific Islands, and Australia will get the rare opportunity to see a special type of lunar eclipse called a selenelion, or horizontal, lunar eclipse.
A selenelion only occurs when a lunar eclipse happens around the same time as sunrise. Because of its timing, observers have the chance to see both an eclipsed moon-set and sunrise simultaneously.
How do I know this? Because I remember years ago, I tried to get a handful of teenagers really excited about a full moon eclipse. It was a Saturday night, and many of them were hanging out in my house, as they tended to do on summer nights as my teenage son, loved to have them all gather at my house, and I keep telling them all that the event that was about to happen was pretty exciting.
You can imagine my surprise, as I watched the earth darken, the eerie shadow cast upon the earth, the almost surreal feel of the earth being engulfed upon a once in a lifetime event, as if the very cells in my body had oozed darkness inside my own warbled brain…and the teenagers around me said “Oh cool.” and went back to partying and telling jokes, and flirting with their girlfriends, the girlfriends laughing at their silly banter, not even looking up…and I remember shouting at them all…
“HEY! Don’t you realized how RARE it is to see a full moon eclipse?”
And one of the girls said “really?” as if I had made the whole thing up, and went back to looking at her nails. They were actually bothered by the fact that it got too dark and they had to WAIT till it was over.
Good god.
So, if you are one of the few who even try to witness (or can) this rare event coming up in just a few hours…
Consider yourself one of the few remaining people on the planet who do.
I —-will probably be asleep.
Warren Carnegie Buffet: Railroad Baron 2014
Nobody Reports
How many times have you heard GOP politicians talk about the need for a Keystone Pipeline? And how many times have you heard the democrats kill any chance of it ever being built?
Remember that really good buddy of Obama’s? Warren the “I play ukulele!” Buffet? It’s not just stocks and Dairy Queen he is good at: it’s trains.
Here’s an email I purposely held off until today, because I think it stands alone, about just who really runs this country:
The rich elites? Or the politicians in their pockets?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody Compares Protest: Hong Kong, Paris, and New York
Nobody’s Opinion
Protests—- they are happening all over the world now, aren’t they? And the biggest one last week was in Hong Kong. The Umbrella Revolution, they called it. The Chinese are NOT stupid people, according to the Bell Curve, in IQ’s they rank right under the Jews. As a people though, thanks to Confucius and Mao, the Chinese are almost too obedient. Their old ways though, are dying off, and the young now all have cell phones, and so last week, like bulbs of lilies popping up in spring, there were millions of Chinese protesting… their Communist rulers.
While the rest of the world economically has been handing out riches to the top one percent, Hong Kong has been building a middle class and thriving. And now, the Communist in Beijing are cutting short that promise.
What promise you say?
Freedom of speech, assembly and religion and a free press are all enshrined in Hong Kong’s mini-constitution, the Basic Law, drafted to govern the city of 7.2 million upon its return to Chinese sovereignty in 1997 after more than 150 years of British rule. Hong Kong residents are guaranteed those rights until 2047, and a legal system inherited from the British helps keep it intact.
The communist government now says it can appoint their man in Hong Kong, 2047 is just too far away.
In a front-page commentary under the headline, “Determined to protect the rule of law in Hong Kong,” the newspaper said yesterday that democracy without the rule of law would only result in chaos. “No one can ignore the law. No one is an exception to the rule of law, and young people and students should also obey the law,” it added. The protesters, numbering at times in the tens of thousands, are seeking fully democratic elections for the city’s leader in 2017 and have called for the resignation of Hong Kong Chief Executive Leung Chun-ying.
So the Chinese are rebelling, and the police have bought out the gas and pepper spray, but they didn’t expect to be met with millions of sturdy umbrellas and gas masks.
It there is ONE thing the Chinese do, It’s make a good umbrella and a good gas mask.
Somewhere behind the Great Wall, the rulers are calling in their military experts saying, “You TOLD us pepper spray would control them!” Nobody Wonders how the great military leaders writing non- lethal weapons book manuals miss the simple umbrella as a defense tactic, but it’s brilliant.
This has been going on a week and the whole world is watching in suspense: Will there be tanks soon? Another Tiananmen Square showdown? In the meantime, the protestors show good manners throughout their ordeal.
The Chinese are protesting for a noble cause: freedom.
On the other side of the planet the French have come out to protest their government changing their attitude towards the family.
Tens of thousands of people took to the streets of Paris and Lyon Sunday to protest against France’s legalization of gay marriage and defend their interpretation of traditional family values, which brought together conservatives from across France. The group’s leader, Ludovine de la Rochere, said that the protests were designed to “warn the government as early as possible of our opposition to offering MAP to female couples and of IVF because a child needs a father and a mother.”
To which this nobody says: What the heck is wrong with that?
While this has been the nature of the human race since the beginning of time, Male & Female—(Not to mention all the other species on the planet.) it’s clear that the G-20 has decided that a gay world is much preferred to family and religion, so there has been a continuing assault on both.
And their fearless leader, Francis Hollande, is just about as unpopular in France as Obama is over here. Last week, about 17,000 marched through Paris in a “Day of Anger” against Hollands’ socialist led government. They arrested about 225 people.
The French People have a noble cause: Save the family, and so–Freedom to have a say in its own laws.
Noble causes.
But the more moderate side to the protest was compared by Valls to the Republican Tea Party movement in the US, “we are witnessing the constitution of a Tea Party a la Francaise,” he said in an interview with the newspaper Le Journal Dimanche.
Yes, France has a Tea Party. So does China evidently.
But in New York, a few weeks ago, we were told, there was the BIGGEST gathering of people that ever walked the streets of Manhattan, to protest…the climate.
NEW YORK — More than 400,000 people turned out for the People’s Climate March in New York City on Sunday, just days before many of the world’s leaders are expected to debate environmental action at the United Nations climate summit.
NOT a noble cause. Good God. America. REALLY stupid.
Compare the three video’s: Which nation looks the stupidest? (And the most stoned?)
(And by the way, it wasn’t nearly as big as China’s: I think they exaggerated those numbers Jussuuuuuuuusssst a bit.)
The New York protest was basically one big liberal street party love-fest, where millions of unemployed rich liberals bused in as many dweebs as they possibly could, and then left trash for the few poor New Yorker’s who have to work for a living to pick up.
So, I think it’s time for the Tea Party in America, (Who by the way, where NOT in New York) and all the people who are sick of the people in Washington D.C. ruining our lives, to join the other nations of the world and maybe have one big planet protest…and call it.
“NO MORE DICATORS….YOU WORK FOR US!!” protest.
Before we LOSE the internet.
I’m sure the Americans that were NOT in New York that day, could find common ground with the French, the Chinese, The Scots, the Russians…heck…just about everybody.
They might have drones, but we have…….what?
For a start: Umbrellas and gas masks. The Chinese could send us some umbrellas and gas masks, the French could send us some moral fiber, and we could send them good old fashion American ….(I won’t say it, you can.)
I’ll start anywhere. Just THINK if all the people in the world got together to protest?
Now that would be a good day. 🙂
Nobody’s Email: Bulawayo BEATS Australia…
Nobody Gets Email
Another great email from the pretty lady in Zimbabwe. She sent me the local newspaper where the headlines on any given day, are even MORE exciting than driving in Alaska. (Click red to see)
Here’s a few headlines from the Bulawayo Chronicle:
World’s Biggest Penis Donated to Museum
War of Words at Mini Skirt March
Woman Demands Her Underwear From Court
Birth of a Mugabe Dynasty?
Namibia Mulls Ban on Offensive Baby Names
South Africa Flushes Out Illegal Immigrants
Teen Hangs Himself After Losing Calf
To which the officer advised:
Police spokesperson, Inspector Enock Chishiri, urged people to solve their disputes amicably rather than taking their own lives over petty issues.
Frankie said she could send us real pictures from her camera, but knowing Mugabe, I wouldn’t advise it.
(Thanks to Frankie Kay…and PLEASE let us know of any more happenings in Zimbabwe!) I truly thought I was ready the latest Issue of MAD MAGAZINE.
Nobody’s Email: Alaska Has Great Signs
Nobody Gets Email:
Hey, some of you DID send some things! Cool!
Not to let Australia get by alone, this was sent by a reader who took these while he was in Alaska.
It seems, people in Alaska have a favorite pastime!
CLUE…find the bears.
(Thanks to John Cooper)
Nobody’s Email: Pictures From Down Under
Nobody Gets Email
This just in from my friend amfortas, who lives in Tasmania! And it’s good to know, that email is pretty much the same all over the world. If you have ever gotten a “customers of Wal-Mart” email, you know what I’m talking about.
Here’s a few of the lovely pictures of life down under. (Thanks to amfortas, who lives in a much SAFER neighborhood…I hope.)







By the way…have an email you think is great?
Go ahead and send it to me—so everybody can enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: Top Ten Reasons to Vote Democrat
Nobody Gets Email:
Somebody somewhere dreamed up this David Letterman Top Ten list: We all know this is WAY better than anything Dave does anymore…so let’s all just pretend.
(Thanks to Kris)
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd. 
#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
…And the
#1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it’s better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America. We don’t care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.
Nobody’s Email: 2014 Conference on Aging
Nobody Gets Email
This is a great video,to set the weekend off to a good start. Fritz is a weatherman in Los Angeles…
And he could very well do standup in Vegas.
ENJOY!
(Thanks to JR)
Nobody Remembers the Pandemic of 1776
Nobody Remembers
When you have a President who says “If you LIKE your doctor, you can KEEP your doctor..period.”—- And then you find out, it was the biggest lie of his Presidency, you tend not to believe anything else he says: and when he says that Ebola will not become a pandemic in America, he could put a “period” behind that statement, and it wouldn’t matter.
Who in their right mind would believe him?
Ebola has been all over the news today…so naturally, it lead right into my Friday historical remembrances—- of another pandemic in our history, and how it affected MY favorite founder at that time:
The Smallpox pandemic of 1776.
It was the summer of 1776, and the Continental Congress had just celebrated their Declaration of Independence. John Adams was appointed chair of the Committee on War and Ordnance on July 13. John was responsible for all the large and small policy decisions governing the Continental Army. As many of you know, it was John who suggested George Washington be the commander of that army.
And what was going around America that summer? Smallpox.
Washington was coming out of Boston with 12,000 smallpox-infested men, and he faced a British force of over 30,000.
John couldn’t leave his duties in Philadelphia…and he had taken the smallpox vaccination earlier, and survived, so Abigail, on her husband’s advice, took the family to Boston for inoculation against smallpox.
Most of the kids got deathly sick.
John wrote that he felt like “a savage to be here, while my whole Family is sick at Boston.”
From First Family by Joseph E. Ellis
In John’s mind’s eye he could simultaneously envision patriotic celebrations throughout the land, the largest fleet ever to cross the Atlantic gathering in Long Island Sound, and his entire family confined in quarantine amid a raging smallpox epidemic that, according to Abigail, had infected seven thousand people in and around Boston.
She wrote to John:
“Nabby (their daughter) has enough of the small pox for all the family beside. She is pretty well covered, not a spot but what is so soar that she can neither walk, stand, or lay with any comfort. She has above a thousand pussels are large as a great Green Pea. Little Charles in delirium for 48 hours. Has caught the pox in the natural way. ” She told John he should prepare for the worst.
While this was going on, John learned that only half of Washington’s troops were fit for duty.
He wrote back to her:
“The Small Pox had done Us more harm than British armies, Canadians, Indians, Negroes, Hanoverians, Hessian, and all the rest. And now it was threatening to carry off “my little babes.”
While John’s boy lay dying… The Continental Army had suffered a devastating defeat, and retreated up Manhattan.
John desperately wanted to return home, but did not feel he could leave his post with the Continental Army in such disarray. He had been working eighteen to twenty hour days for over two months, his eyes were permanently bloodshot, and his sight was strained, making it difficult to read, especially at night. The emotional l toll of witnessing a colossal blow to the American cause was high, and he knew better than most that Washington’s army had gone through a near death experience. The celebratory mood of early July was now replaced by the somber recognition that it was going to be a long war.
After his great victory, General William Howe told the Continental Congress that he would put an end to it all, and was prepared to offer a new and more acceptable reconciliation.
John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, and Edward Rutlege of South Carolina met with Howe, and found out that Howe had no authority to negotiate.
John informed him, ( And I LOVE this…sorry amfortas) that American had no need for pardon, because they had done nothing wrong.
Luckily little Charles survived until much later when he killed himself in a drunken stupor, but Abigail pulled the kids through the worst the summer of 1776, and John help pull the new country through its new birth.
And so, the smallpox epidemic that hit Boston, went on around the world—
From Wikipedia
During the 18th century the disease killed an estimated 400,000 Europeans each year, including five reigning monarchs, and was responsible for a third of all blindness.
Between 20 and 60% of all those infected—and over 80% of infected children—died from the disease. During the 20th century, it is estimated that smallpox was responsible for 300–500 million deaths. In the early 1950s an estimated 50 million cases of smallpox occurred in the world each year. As recently as 1967, the World Health Organization estimated that 15 million people contracted the disease and that two million died in that year.
Many are saying that Ebola WILL be the new epidemic and will kill millions…and even the very rich will not be immune.
Let’s hope we all can find the same courage that our forefathers had. As for believing anything that Obama says about Ebola? Let me refer us all, to a more recent reminder, about what to do when politicians lie:










