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Tucker Barnes: Send That Man to Washington!

Nobody’s Opinion

Tucker Barnes, the Cesspool Reporter who got sent out to stand in the middle of Hurricane Irene, and make his immemorial moment in Weatherman History, will forever be the most exciting thing that we will remember about Irene. Mayor Bloomburg, ‘President’ Obama, even Ann Coulter’s pick for President, Chris Christie, will be long forgotten…but not this guy.  The poor guy, either didn’t know it, or didn’t want to report it— All that foam splashing in his mouth and down his shoes was actually raw sewage. This of course shows you how ridiculously controlled our TV’s are. A REAL news station would have said this:

“Hurricane Irene is showing just how badly our sewer system is working. See all that stuff hitting our Tucker? That’s raw, nasty smelling, sewage folks.”

But, no…the meteorologists who we all ASSUME would have known what that stuff was, since becoming a meteorologist takes a lot of study, would have known that it was sewage. But he tells Tucker that it was “some kind of organic material.” In a politically correct world, “organic material” is just a nice name for raw sewage, and would also be another name for many current politicians for that matter.  In fact, I think I’m going to start calling them all that.—“organic material.” Except Al Gore. There is nothing organic about that man at all. Al is made out of “moronic material.” And he’s spreading it around like “organic material.”  You need titanium boots just to be around him.

Heaven forbid the taxpayers know how well their city officials keep tract of the “organic material.”

Here in Missouri, where we witnessed over 700 tornadoes last Spring, and also a MAJOR flood which destroyed thousands of homes on purpose…it was hard getting our pity-point check up. Most of the people who were killed in Irene, got hurt because they were OUTSIDE. A few had trees fall on them from inside. But really…damage was on property mostly. You can prepare for a hurricanes, not so a tornado.

Which reminds me…none of us have been prepared for the tornados of ‘organic and moronic materials’ that are sitting in the Capital acting like they care about us all. The whole place is foaming.

Still, Nobody Wonders how they pick and choose what disaster to make a big deal of? What bill are they sneaking through Congress that we don’t know about?  Half of Texas burned down this summer, not much pity for those poor souls. To many of us out here in no man’s land, it all looked like a overblown “dry run” for something else. What…we can only imagine.

Still, Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey,  was full of warnings:

“I’ve got to imagine that the damage estimates are going to be in the billions of dollars, if not in the tens of billions of dollars,” Christie said in an interview with NBC’s “Meet the Press” program.

And Obama was more than concerned, something he has not been for weeks.:

“Many Americans ares till at serious risk of power outages and flooding, which could get worse in the coming days as rivers swell past their banks,” he added.

So, Texas can burn, the midwest can flood out, but the biggest disaster of the year is Hurricane Irene. Nobody Thinks the Democrats must really need the votes of the Eastern Seaboard in the next election. They might have to put Tucker Barnes on the White House lawn. The “organic material” coming out of that place makes Irene look like a harmless fluffy raincloud.

August 28, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, democrats, disasters, Natural Disasters, Obama | , , , | 1 Comment

It’s Against the Law to Stay in New York, unless of course, You’re Illegal!

Nobody Reports

Yesterday Mayor Bloomberg finally addressed the severe illegal immigrant problem in New York.

“Staying behind is dangerous, staying behind is foolish, and it’s against the law, and we urge everyone in the evacuation zones not to wait until gale-force winds,” he said in a news conference from Coney Island as rain began to fall. “The time to leave is right now.”

Wait..no…he was talking about the true citizens of New York leaving because of Irene the massive hurricane that sort of did not become so massive.  In other words, if you are born here, you’d better get out of new York because–as the man of integrity and sound rule of law says:

 “It’s against the law to stay.”

Too bad he doesn’t apply that same logic to illegal aliens, because it really is against the law for all illegal immigrants to stay.

And it’s also too bad we will never hear Mayor Bloomberg say to the illegals, “The time to leave is right now.”

Gee Mayor…it took a hurricane to inspire those words?

In the meantime, President Obama is managing the whole FEMA operation all by himself, and taking charge of the hurricane as reported yesterday in Australia. Nobody thinks he did NOT want to let our Aussie friends down when he was heading out for Air Force One, and took command!

Bravo to our brave friends “down under” for making our President look like he’s doing something. And look carefully, he even has his own FEMA desk plate. That’s because nobody at FEMA would know who that fellow is if the sign wasn’t there.

Now…I wonder just how many people are walking up and down stairs tonight since Bloomberg said he was going to turn off all the elevators in all the buildings in New York?  There MUST be a New York law that says you cannot put people in harm’s way by turning off their electricity so that they are stuck in the 99th floor and die of the heat, because otherwise, the Mayor would have left them on.

But there IS good news! At least, we are not in Tripoli,…wait…Tripoli has no electric, no water, no food…uh…isn’t Obama in charge of that too?

Okay, it’s Saturday night… New Yorker’s!! Hang in there! We are with ya!

 

August 27, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, disasters, Natural Disasters, Obama, Presidents, weather | , , , , | 1 Comment

Vernon Jordon: The Mojo Corporate Black Ace in the Hole

 Nobody’s Fool:                                                      
Vernon Jordon
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You have to ask yourself…who is really running the country? Here we find Obama playing golf with none other than Vernon Jordon. Vernon was always playing golf with Bill Clinton, in fact he was Bill’s personal advisor. So, just who is this unelected advisor to Presidents, especially the Democratic ones? Why do they always run to him when they’re in trouble?
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Vernon was the one who tried to get Monica Lewinsky a job at the U.N. for her silence during Bill’s impeachment ..remember?
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Mr. Jordon started out as a chauffeur to former Atlanta Mayor, Robert Maddox. Mr. Maddox had been to Harvard, and isn’t it just a coincidence that a lowly chauffeur could get into Harvard? BUT…that’s just what Vernon did…saying he saved up his money from being a chauffeur.
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Makes you wonder just who was riding in the limo, doesn’t it?
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From Harvard, Vernon set out to make himself a lawyer, And once he got out of Harvard, the world was his oyster. He has been the Director of the National Urban League, a community outreach organization. (Did Glenn Beck miss this one?) He served as the Georgia Field director for the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. (NAACP) He moved to the Southern Regional Council, and then to the Voter Education Project. In 1970, Jordan became the Executive Director of the United Negro College Fund.
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He left the law firm Akin, Gump, Strauss, Hauer & Feld (where he earned about $1 million a year) in 1999, to join the Lazard Freres, where he is now the Senior Managing Director of Lazard LED. and the Lazard Group, divisions of the financial advisory and investment firm. And now, he sits on the board of multiple 500 Companies, which include American Express, J.C. Penny Corporation, Xerox, Asbury Automotive Group, and the Dow Jones & Company. He is formerly a member of the board of directors of Revlon, Sara Lee, Corning, and RJR Nabisco.
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So, when you hear that the democrats are for getting at the BIG,NASTY,CORPORATIONS..remember..Vernon Jordon sits on many of them. And he is the man who always plays golf with the democratic Presidents. According to sources: He puts people together. I bet he does.
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Oh..he’s also on the Council of Foreign Relations and was an advisor to Iraq, which mean,  I’m sure it”s only a matter of time before he’s the director. Sometimes Fascism comes in a golf cart, with a white hat on.
Nobody Thinks this man has some real serious Mojo working. Either that, or he knows all the secrets, and where all the bodies lie. That limo had a big trunk. What we do know, is Obama must know that he’s in trouble, or he wouldn’t be playing golf with him. Let’s hope Vernon doesn’t wear white socks, too.
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When all the boards of our biggest corporations are filled up with politician’s wives and friends, we truly are stupid to believe that they are not in bed together BIG time. Michelle and Hillary were both on the boards of Wal-Mart. No wonder it’s the biggest company in the world.
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There should be a law against these close advisors and buddies of Presidents becoming directors and board members of major organizations and companies, but there isn’t, and if there is…they really don’t care.
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Can anyone say…”FOUR!!!”  Wait…Shultz doesn’t even play golf, poor guy. Or is he just observing the white socks? As Shultz would say if he had been their caddy for the day…
“I..no..nottting! ‘    And niether do the rest of us!

August 25, 2011 Posted by | corruption, democrats, economy, Obama, politics, Presidents | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

When Obama Plays Golf, the Earth Quakes

Nobody Knows

Nobody knows what Obama was thinking today when he made this high kick on the golf course…but I have a few hints from his caddy.

1.     Damn! I hit that shot so far the earth moved…did you feel it?

2.     Hey, tell Fema not to worry, I just got Jeffery Immelt to build a few more factories in China. Call Joe and tell him wrestling with that sumo guy really helped out. Tell him I want him to ride some camels, and bring the horse back…Malia wants a pony.

3. How much was in Gaddafi’s bank account? $300 billion? Well boys, I say that deserves another round. Tell Hillary I want my check, pronto.

4. Michelle is eating taco’s with the kids? Hot damn. She’ll be gone for hours. I can go hit some hoops…if you catch my meaning.

5. Maxine told the tea party to go to hell? Damn. Give that woman a raise. What? The people are mad because I’m taking a vacation and playing golf? Well, you know where they can go. What? We had an earthquake? Damn…how lucky can you get?

August 23, 2011 Posted by | humor, Natural Disasters, Obama, Presidents | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Gets Email: Obama Knows Nut’ing

Nobody Gets Email

Whatever happened to Blago? Was he ever sent to jail? And if not, maybe it’s because he forgot who he knew. One thing for sure, when Obama lies, he really has a lot of help.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

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In the spirit of Chicago politics, should you forward this remember, I never sent it, I don’t know you, and I don’t think we’ve ever met!

NOBODY KNOWS NOTHING

Rod Blagojevich is the former Illinois Governor who tried to sell Obama’s seat in congress.

Obama was asked by the press if he had ever met Gov. Rod Blagojevich.

Barack Obama: “I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time … and that was in the stands and from a distance at a Chicago Bears Football Game.” 


Yet here we see Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama and Richard Daley during a rally in Chicago , April 16, 2007. (Photo Reuters )

To understand this “minunderstanding”, you have to understand the world according to Chicago …

While Chicago is a city in Illinois , it is like a different country when it comes to politics, with a whole different set of morals and language.

In Chicago politics, there are only three rules and one Prime Directive to remember. You don’t even need an attorney to understand them — and if you do need an attorney, well, you know too much…so look out.

RULE #1…No matter what you see, hear, or do — you don’t know anybody and you don’t know nothing!

RULE #2…If you capture something on tape or camera — it doesn’t reveal nothing!

RULE #3…If you know what everybody knows in Chicago — well, you still don’t know nothing.

The PRIME DIRECTIVE in CHICAGO … No matter how the vote turns out, the Democrats still win the election.

Here’s an illustration. Remember, you know nothing.

These two? They don’t know each other! That’s because they said they didn’t.

The fellas in this picture . They never actually met face to face. What fellas? We don’t see nothing!

The guy on the left? For all you know he’s Santa Claus.

And the guy on the right… well, he’s the Easter Bunny! That’s all you need to know.

Go see your eye doctor…your eyes are lying to you!

Remember Jimmy Hoffa? He knew too much and now, well, no one knows where he is.


The picture below. It doesn’t mean nothin’. You should forget it.

Now, isn’t that simple? They don’t know each other and they never met!

How is that possible? ‘Cause they said so! And, that settles it. Ca’pish?

P.S. If you pass this on to your friends, don’t forget, you know nothing and they will know nothing.


I WAS NOWHARE AROUND WHEN IT HAPPENED,

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT !!!!

 

 

August 20, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, democrats, Obama | , , | 2 Comments

Obama: Hope, Change— Gluttony and Greed

 There is nothing so characteristic of narrowness and littleness of soul as the love of riches: Cicero

 Nobody’s Opinion

Everyone is mad, at least everyone I talk to. Even my liberal friends are screaming, about Obama taking another long vacation in Martha’s Vineyard, and neither he, nor his wife, think about how much of the taxpayers’ money they spend on themselves.

They are having the time of their lives.

Michelle, for some unknown reason, had to take a private plane 4 hours earlier, to her $50,000 dollar a week farmhouse retreat, costing us thousands in additional expense. Obama came later with the dog. I guess we should be happy he didn’t send the dog on a separate plane like he did LAST year. Obama has flown in Air Force One 172 times, (adding by the minute) almost every other day, at a cost of $18l,757 per flight per HOUR. And that’s not including the costs of Marine One, Secret Service, logistics and local police overtime. He has made six trips to eight countries (half the time taking along hundreds of his homeboy friends) not including his six vacation trips over 32 days. He spends $1.75 million to visit his Hawaiian chumps, and he has been there more than once.

And let’s not forget the millions he spent on his “Misery Tour” bus. Michelle has been to Spain, and Africa, and Chicago…and BOTH of them are scarfing down hot dogs, hamburgers, Taco’s, ice cream.. and that’s just what they let us see. They may not be fat yet, but they are both supreme gluttons of the highest order. And speaking of gluttons…

Susanne Eman, loves to eat. She has a goal to get as fat as she can. She’s weighs 727 pounds.

‘I’d love to find out if it’s humanly possible to reach a ton,’ she said.

Never mind that she has two young sons to raise and most of us are wondering just WHO is paying for all this food? You see, Obama has set such a fine example of gluttony that Susanne is trying just as hard as she can to get as fat as she can. She might not make it before she dies of a bacon overdose, but then  Nobody’s Perfect.

And speaking of perfection— the Miami Football team has been going along with Obama’s gluttonous lead in how to spend as much of other’s people’s money on yourself as humanly possible. Prostitution, parties on yachts, drugs, you name it, they got anything they wanted, from a young man who clearly was a sports fan, including an abortion for a pregnant stripper.  Nobody  Knows how many other football teams are getting the same ” free for all” perks and prostitutes, but I bet none of us would be surprised, because really,  Nobody Cares. We are more worried about our jobs.

And speaking of jobs: Last week they held a jobs fair in Atlanta, and over 5,000 black people showed up, dressed in their best outfits. And while this does not look good for the first black President, who is too busy playing golf to even care that his black brother and sisters are out of a job, this  Nobody Reports that it was actually an uplifting sight to me. Here in St. Louis, the last time over 5,000 black people gathered in line here, was to get all their traffic tickets pardoned.

And speaking of pardoning:  Nobody Wins when a president takes it upon himself to pardon over 300,000 illegal’s for entering our country unlawfully, without the approval of Congress. At least that’s the reported number, but this  Nobody Wonders what the numbers really are…30 million? Obama just canceled any deportations, and is passing out the free educations as fast as his gluttonous hands can muster..
The real trouble is, the once “gluttous” nation of America, will become a more starving one, due to Obama’s habit of wanting to spend money he does not have. The illegal’s have more babies than anyone, and Obama has made sure it’s the American taxpayer who takes care of them.

Illegitimate births for all Americans have risen from 26 percent in 1990 to 41 percent today “and could be headed higher.” Among Hispanics, illegitimacy is 53 percent, among blacks it’s 73 percent, and among whites it has risen to a shocking 29 percent. The Heritage Foundation reports that 77 types of federal means-tested handouts already cost $522 billion per year before Obama took office. He increased this giant amount to $697 billion per year in the first half of his term, and now half of Americans depend for their living expenses in whole or in part on government handouts paid by the other half who pay income taxes.

And while we are on the subject of partying… Nobody Remembers another sight of greed, although it was disguised as a historical moment in our generation’s history. It was on August the 15, 1969, that over 400,000 people got drunk, stoned, and pretty much wasted 3 days sliding naked  in the mud, at Woodstock. Is it any wonder that we elected the most greedy, man ever to sit in the White House?

As someone said just this week: “Obama is just another tin-pot dictator living lavishly at the expense of his subjects.”
And that reminds me…Obama once so said: You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”

Nobody Thinks: Well, it takes one to know one, doesn’t it Mr. President? Have another hot dog, and …watch that lipstick.

August 19, 2011 Posted by | Obama | , , , | 3 Comments

Is the Mother Ship Shovel Ready?

NOBODY CARES

The big news today was: President Obama got lost inside the White House. Nobody can find him, and it is being reported that he has been taken by aliens and dumped on the mother ship for ANOTHER fantastic birthday party. Tom Hanks arranged the whole thing, as a surprise. Not that we care… we don’t. Standard and Poor’s downgraded the AAA credit of the United States today, and it was on this very important day in history that this Nobody got lost in the city of St.Louis. I started out heading South, then West, then East, then South, then West again, then North, then just about the time I was getting hungry, I decided to ask directions.

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I had a map, but no glasses.

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Yes, you would think after so many years roaming the side streets and inner deserts of St. Louis, and having played just about every dive and dump imaginable that I could never have gotten lost. I saw street upon streets of old dilapidated brick buildings that were never there before. Buildings built around the 1800’s and still somehow standing. Block after block— after block. Long ago, you could smell the brewery all over the town. Now, it’s pretty much the smell of urine.

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Nobody prefered the old barley smell myself.

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I always wonder if they leave those old buildings up just there to get their picture taken for the History Channel. The History Channel has a whole mini-series on “Life after People”, where they show how long it will take to rot the Empire State Building, the Eiffel Tower, the Hoover Damn, and the White House.

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But don’t believe it. No matter what happens to this country, as we slide slowly into a third world country where 400 gang members of blacks can attack whites daily: where people are so desperate for money they steal the bronze statue of the noble dog: and Jesus’s image is being found everywhere on e-bay..toast, pizza, beer foam…Obama’s head–whatever… you can bet whoever is in the White House will be having a big lavish party for the President and all his buddies, and Bob Dylan will be singing….

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“The Times They are a Chaaaaaanginnnng”…..(cough,cough)

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So, as I found my way home after a day of worrying about my gas tank…(Do I turn ON the air conditioner, or… turn OFF the air conditioner?) it came as no surprise that the country has been downgraded. I could tell by the action of my gas tank. One block took up half a tank.

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And after watching St. Louis die for over two decades all I can say is: it’s about time.

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Someday, we will all be living in our cars…if they let us.

***   (Nobody makes this stuff up)  Unfortunately, the mother ship was not shovel-ready, or I would be on it.)

August 5, 2011 Posted by | budget, economy, Global Government, Obama | , , | 2 Comments

Obama, Terror, and the Unmaking of America

Nobody Wins

Terror often arises from a pervasive sense of disestablishment: that things are in the unmaking …Stephen King

One thing you can say about most of the Republicans: When they don’t get their way, they are very lame. Not so the Democrats…they throw big temper tantrums. Veins stick out. Lips tighten. Fingers go up. They make DEMANDS. Do what I say: right now.

Remember when Bill Clinton got mad about being impeached and then went out the next day and bombed an aspirin factory? Obama’s numbers started dropping, and he went and dropped bombs on Libya.

And our Congress…lets them.

At this point, I’m all for getting rid of the office. The ones in power go into megalomania, and the older ones just won’t go away. Each President gives themselves even more power than the last, by executive degree.
Like Kings crowning themselves. It’s NOT what our founders intended.

While watching Obama throw his little temper tantrum on TV today, his anger barely being held beneath his condescending exterior— all nobody keep thinking was, “Hid the football!” We saw the great “black” rage of Obama today, because he wants more money, and John Boehner, the majority leader of the House said, “no more taxes” and then walked out. Good for him.

Obama got so pissed off he called a news conference, immediately. NOBODY walks out on Obama.

Uh….didn’t Obama walk out on John Beohner just a few days ago? I’m pretty sure he did. What? He can walk out, but nobody else can?

The speech was the usually democratic repetitious propaganda: “We” need more revenue, and a BIG DEAL, and he’d better get his way because the Republicans want to punish the middle class and the poor.

Frankly, I think Obama has been doing just fine in the area of punishing the middle class and poor.

There is only one thing Obama knows how to do really well…strike terror into everyone who is listening. His mindset is : Lie, deceit, and destroy. Obama causes chaos, which many say: is his intention.

So, what’s this all about? Here’s how one nobody put what’s at stake:
“Obama’s only chance at re-election is to get the GOP House to agree to a tax increase. This would anger GOP voters, and get them to stay home, and get Obama re-elected. Just say no to any tax increase, and he is gone in 2012, guaranteed. “

What stuck terror into my beating heart today was this: I heard a respected news reporter say that IF the debt limit is not raised, then the process of deciding where all the money will go will be up to the President and the Secretary of the Treasury.

What? Isn’t Congress suppose to do that according to our Constitution? Do we even HAVE a Constitution anymore?

Bill Clinton says Obama should just site the 14th Amendment and do what he wants.

You know, I’m about fed up with Bill Clinton. I don’t know about you, but at this moment in time, I almost wish some bimbo would take him to Alaska and leave him on an iceberg with Al Gore.

Nobody Thinks the crooks in Washington have run up such a big debt hole, passing trillions to their friends, and leaving us with the bill, and we know it. And they KNOW we know it. So they are passing the hot potato subject of “budget” cuts back and forth so that no one is left standing with it in their hands. And the rest of us that are watching this feud feel…that things are in the unmaking…forever.

If Obama gets his way…getting complete control of the money: terror might not be here yet, but it’s coming.

July 23, 2011 Posted by | democrats, economy, Obama | , | 4 Comments

Obama Sneaks a Draconian Tax: HR 4646..Watch for it.


Nobody Flashes:
Okay—so I spent too much time in the pool today, and there must have been some brain melt there because all I want to do is watch Sam and Dean kill Ruby one more time. (Supernatural is addicting) For once, I feel like telling all my own pesky and raving opinions to go take a hike.

Those who have attended a online masters degree program  will recongize what a bad deal this is.

Nobody watched Rupert Murdoch today, stand up to the British Inquisition while being smeared with shaving cream. Really a prime moment for the British Parliament of elites— sadly, we here in America are their progenitors.

So, I’m posting this email I got because it REALLY makes me want to jump right back in the pool and cool off. Obama is going to tax us on bank transaction. This HR4646, is a nightmare.
(Thanks to Pattie)

 Subject: 1% tax on all bank transactions

I RECEIVED THIS TODAY FROM VFW MEMBER

Watch for this AFTER November elections; remember this BEFORE you VOTE in case you think Obama’s looking out for your best interest. 1% tax on all bank transactions HR 4646.

This government just cannot think of enough ways to hurt the American people! I sure hope this dies!!!!

FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
1% tax on all bank transactions HR 4646 –

ANOTHER NEW OBAMA TAX SLIPPED IN WHILE WE WERE ASLEEP.

Checked this on snopes, it’s true! Check out HR 4646. President Obama’s finance team is recommending a one percent (1%) transaction fee (TAX). Obama’s plan is to sneak it in after the November elections to keep it under the radar. This is a 1% tax on all transactions at any financial institution – banks, credit unions, savings and loans, etc. Any deposit you make, or even a transfer within your account, will have a 1% tax charged.

If your paycheck or your social security or whatever is direct deposit, it will get a 1% tax charged for the transaction. If your paycheck is $1000, then you will pay Obama $10 just for the privilege of depositing your paycheck in your bank. Even if you hand carry your paycheck or any check into your bank for a deposit, 1% tax will be charged.

You receive a $5,000 stock dividend from your broker, Obama takes $50 just to allow you to deposit that check in the bank. If you take $1,000 cash to deposit at your bank, 1% tax will be charged.
Mind you, this is from the man who promised that, if you make under $250,000 per year, you will not see one penny of new tax.

Keep your eyes and ears open, you will be amazed at what you learn about this guy’s under-the-table moves to increase the number of ways you are taxed.

Oh, and by the way, you receive a refund from the IRS next year and you have it direct deposited or you walk in to deposit that check, you guessed
it. You will pay a 1% charge of that money just for putting it in your bank.

Remember, any money, cash, check or whatever, no matter where it came from, you will pay a 1% fee if you put it in the bank.

Some will say, oh well, it’s just 1%. Are you kidding me? It’s a 1% tax increase across the board. Remember, once the tax is there, they can also raise it at will. And if anyone protests, they will just say, “Oh, that’s not really a tax, it’s a user fee”!

Think this is no big deal? Go back and look at the transactions you made from last year’s banking statements. Then add the total of all those transactions and deduct 1%. Still think it’s no big deal???

July 19, 2011 Posted by | economy, Obama | , | 9 Comments

Nobody Mourns


Nobody’s Opinion

Obama was determined today to get his debt limit “money.” After playing the class warfare card, the “kill grandma card,” the Ronald Reagan card, he went back to the one card he could always count on: The race card.

Sheila the Jacka***s…son Lee, did it for him:
“I do not understand what I think is the maligning and maliciousness [toward] this president,” said Jackson Lee, a member of the Congressional Black Caucus. “Why is he different? And in my community, that is the question that we raise. In the minority community that is question that is being raised. Why is this president being treated so disrespectfully? Why has the debt limit been raised 60 times? Why did the leader of the Senate continually talk about his job is to bring the president down to make sure he is unelected?”

Sheila shows her vast knowledge of American history here. Why, there is not one example, since George Washington ran back to Mt. Vernon, of a opposing Senator EVER wanting to out the President holding office, right? Nobody Thinks that Sheila knows better…because to think that she knows nothing of American history is beyond scary. and speaking of scary…

Nobody Wonders where Obama gets his stats. Obama claims that more than 80 percent of the people want more taxes. Right— just like we want more poisoned dog food, higher gas prices, crack houses, someone feeling us up at airports, gangrene, a bullet through our head, our child picked up by a serial killer, or to see another exposing Wiener picture.

Obama:

“And I think increasingly the American people are going to say to themselves, you know what? If a party or a politician is constantly taking the position ‘my way or the highway,’ constantly being locked into, you know, ideologically rigid positions, that you know, we’re going to remember at the polls,”

Obama doesn’t seem to care that he is the one for the past year saying “my way or the highway” Funny how reporters never ever points out that the Democrats always accuse the other party of doing EXACTLY the crime they are committing at the moment. It’s a daily exercise for them.

On the other side of the ocean, Rebekah Brook, the editor that resigned over the Murdoch scandal, costing his company millions, has lost a friend: Murdoch’s’ daughter. Elizabeth claimed Brooks had been “f****ing the company.”

 Nobody Knows if MS Brook was a diehard liberal planted to bring down the company, BUT, Murdoch has a weakness for pretty woman. If there is one thing you have to be, it’s a very beautiful woman, or you will not work for Murdoch. Nobody Thinks Murdoch, was brought down by a pretty face, but then again,  Nobody’s Perfect.

And speaking of Perfect: it seem Hugh Hefner just can’t believe that his very young fiancé dished him. (That’s Hugh with some of his x-wives) ‘But in the weeks immediately afterward, as we got very close to the marriage, you know, something was not right. But I didn’t see it coming, I truly didn’t see it coming.’ say Hugh.

Besides the fact that he insists that all his girlfriends and wives never leave his bunny estate, and that despite his millions, most of those girls want the guy of their dreams ..and they are using HIM to get ahead—he still doesn’t get it? No wonder he locks them up.

 Nobody Flashes that Hugh has a serious case of dementia, with a heavy side cocktail of deliriums.

And speaking of deliriums…Prince Alwaleed, the man who demanded that Rebakah Brook be fired due to the fact that he owns major stock in FOX and was salivating for the big FOX deal about to go through in England, said this:
“Ethics to me is very important, definitely. I will not tolerate to deal with a company that has a lady or a man that has any sliver of doubt on her or his integrity,”

 Nobody Remembers that Giuliani turned down the $10 million that the Prince offered him after 9/11, and how we all cheered. Giuliani said that his statements drew “a moral equivalency between liberal democracies like the United States, like Israel, and terrorist states and those who condone terrorism.” Coming from a man who also said the United States should re-examine its policies in the Middle East” after 9/11, you have to wonder where his “Ethics” lie.

Blaming America for 9/11 is not what most would call “ethical” at all.

 Nobody Cares: In the mist of all this political grand soap opera today, my little blue parakeet, Pepe, died . He had a grand eight years of singing to me and making me laugh. He has had pneumonia for over three weeks, and fought bravely to not let it show. He pretended to eat at the bottom of the cage with the other birds…and then, gently went to sleep among them this afternoon, while they ate around him.

We loved each other very much, me and my Pepe. He was my little joy, ….and I will miss him…dearly.

July 15, 2011 Posted by | Life, Obama, politics | , , | 4 Comments

Will the Republicans Grow a Few, or Give In?

Nobody Wonders:

The Republicans are demanding an apology from Obama, for scaring old people and soldiers this past week, BECAUSE, and this is the perfect point: of all the places to cut, Obama has picked the old people’s money.

They could cut wars, Obama’s salary,— heck, downsized everyone’s salary in government…Nancy Pelosi’s jet travels, ACORN, White House parties, the whole Department of Education…and Barney Frank’s laundry bills, but nooooooo…they always scare the old people. You know, they are making lots of  movies now saying how if George Bush had not made Goldman Sachs the second home to the White House, the world would have collapsed.

They are writing history to cover up their own massive crimes. I just watched Oliver Stones “Wall Street Two.” While it was on the lame side, it sort of glorified how a bunch of people sit around vast computer screens and gamble, with other people’s money, and committing massive crimes…and then, he gave it a happy ending. All this to save the elite’s portfolios.

It’s beginning to look like a bunch of the global elites are just trying to  save their own “ass” sets.  Wall Street…might as well move the White House to New York.

Enjoy.

 

July 14, 2011 Posted by | Obama, politics | , | 1 Comment

Reagan Walked Out on the Russians—Obama Walked Out on the American People

Nobody Knows

—how this happened, but the two subjects high on the media excitement today, actually go together in a way. At least in this nobody’s mind …they go together like…
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I can’t say it. You’ll see.
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FIRST: it was big news…Obama walked out of the debt ceiling meetings today. You know, it’s beyond me why they even let Obama into these meetings because it’s really the Congress’s business to deal with, but Obama is down so low in the polls, he has to pull the old, “I’m doing just what Ronald Reagan would do.” trick. He needs at least a few conservatives besides Mitch McConnell to vote for him.
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Yes, today, Obama pulled out “The BIG ACE.” card.
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By walking out of a meeting with Eric Cantor, a Republican that still has his brains intact, he was purposely trying to insinuate that the Republicans are just evil communists, and he is the brave man trying to save grandma’s old rotten teeth. The Democrats always bring Reagan into their conversations when they want to score brownie points and confuse the enemy.
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Take this fine example of “Democrapicspeak” written by Dianne Feinstein, in February 4, 2011.
It was a time when a financial and fiscal crisis brought the two parties together to compromise on tough choices about taxes and spending. In 1983, President Reagan and Speaker Tip O’Neil came together to compromise on Social Security, based on proposals from a commission led by Alan Greenspan.
During the times and attitudes of the Cold War, Reagan took his biggest gamble with bipartisanship: Dealing with Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev. Conservatives applauded when Reagan walked out of the 1986 Reykjavik summit over his refusal to give up his Strategic Defense Initiative. But those same conservatives also vociferously criticized Reagan for signing the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty a year later. Under the terms of the treaty, both the United States and the Soviet Union were to vastly reduce their nuclear and ballistic missiles.
Either she knew what was coming up, or she was just pulling out the Reagan Ace. It must be written in their little leftist bedside reading books: When all else fails: compare yourself to Ronald Reagan.
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To compare Obama walking out on debt talks to Ronald Reagan walking out on Gorbechev, is like comparing someone walking out of a Wal-Mart sale to bin Laden walking away from a bunch of Navy Seals.
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SECOND: Bill Gates is going to reform the world’s toilets. That’s right, Bill is coming up with many ways to make money. I guess, before his computers can be put into all those African tribes, they really need to up on the sanitation. After all, Bill and his wife like to go to all those villages, and they can’t find a decent toilet. If you’ve ever seen their house, (It’s so clean that it looks like its nuked every two minutes) for them to use dirt when they are there, has GOT to be killing them.
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So, Bill, being the creative mind that he is: is deciding to redesign the way all humans excrete. And you can bet, he will own all the patents on this new gadget. So far, they are mostly pits. (like in the old caveman days) but soon, with the help of the UN, all that “human waste” will go into making Bio-Fuels.
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The urine they will make into drinking water.
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Good luck with that Bill.
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Yes, Obama reminds me…of those two things that Bill Gates is trying to help turn into more gold—Number. One, and Number Two. And in 2012 we will have a new human excrement to add to the list: .Number Three:  Politicians.

July 14, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Obama, Presidents | , | 1 Comment

Benedict McConnell

Nobody Wins:

It’s a tight ballgame at the old Whitehouse tonight. President Obama ran out of race cards and class warfare cards, so he threw down the— If you don’t raise the debt limit and give me more money, then grandma and grandpa will get no money, and they will starve– card. Yes, The biggest bully on the block, ‘Your highness” Obama, threatened the American people again.
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Mr. Obama said in an recent interview: “This is not just a matter of Social Security checks. These are veterans checks, these are folks on disability and their checks. There are about 70 million checks that go out.”
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While many reporters proved with facts and figures that the United States takes in more than enough money to pay the debt…Obama continued to lie and bully us with threats of devastation.Even if the House is filled with many tea party representatives, with Rhino leaders, they might as well all go home. Because today, for the first time in history, we have a man who has gone beyond the insidiousness of our first traitor…Benedict Arnold.
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Mitch McConnell, a so called “Republican.”    Traitor.
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“The president has presented us with three choices: smoke and mirrors, tax hikes, or default. Republicans choose none of the above. I had hoped to do good, but I refuse to do harm. So Republicans will choose a path that actually reflects the will of the people, which is to do the responsible thing and ensure that the government doesn’t default on its obligations,” he said. Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell
Well, fine statement, but he left out his traitorous intentions.
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FROM ALEX JONES:
In blatant contradiction to the Constitution and intent for the separation of powers, Republican Senator Mitch McConnell has proposed solving the debt ceiling issue by handing over the power of the purse (specified under Section 1 Article 8 of the Constitution) over to the Office of the Presidency.
Great. The President can start wars, and the Constitution, is dead. Won’t be long before he puts us all to work picking carrots to be sent to Libya.
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Time magazine didn’t have to wait too long did they? It is being killed with the help of our great conservative leaders.
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Nobody Thinks, Congress just made itself obsolete. America would be better off if we just sent two guys (Sam and Dean Winchester) to rule us all, making decisions by playing Rock, Paper, and Scissors, instead of a Congress filled with career men sucking up to the oligarchy of the global network of psychopaths.

July 13, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, economy, Obama | , , | 5 Comments

Nobody Forgets the President

Nobody Remembers

Last week, it was “the economy stupid.” So of course, old Bubba Clinton had to come out and say,
“What I’d like to see them do is agree on the outlines of a 10-year plan and agree not to start either the revenue hikes or the spending cuts until we’ve got this recovery.”
Don’t you love all our President’s ? It’s always, “What I want, what I , I , I, I,..let’s do a twenty year program and we will all be out of office when the crap hits the fan…Ha, ha, ha….”

The current President came out and tried to save his own face in his big speech last week, by blaming the whole messy economy on Congress…who needed to give him more money, and just quit messing around. Oh, and he did not have to answer to any Constitutionality about bombing Libya…it was the right thing to do. As long as there were no men on the ground, it wasn’t a ‘war’.

Tell me, who buys this kind of rubbish? Tell that to the dead people.

Mark Halperin of NBC, had it right. He said after the speech that Obama acted just like a “dick.” Of course, he got “reprimanded” for calling the President a “dick,” but I wanted to kiss the guy.
If you have the attention span of a chiwawa, as most liberals do, you of course, thought Obama was correct about blaming the “other” side, never having remembered the trillions of dollars Obama has spent since he got the reins of power. And according to Greenspan :”There is no evidence that huge inflow of money into the system basically work.”

Any redneck off the street could have told you it wouldn’t. And we are suppose to believe that Greenspan, Benanke, Obama, Geithner, Bush, and Paulson…all really thought it would work?

If you believe that, then you believe that Mary Poppins is a pop tart.

The ‘stimulus” was never meant for ‘We the People,” but for all the campaign donors to Obama’s coffers. The banks…the banks overseas…GE…GM…all the politician’s favorite rich, and elites. So, nobody has a theory. If you believe that the corporations (and the elites who gather in not-so-secret meetings ) are now pretty much controlling most of our top politicians, in order to keep the powerful intact, they needed two things–

Universal Health Care, and Amnesty.

The corporations…needed those things to pass in order to compete in the global market. So they just made sure the token black guy passed it, which Obama was more than happy to do, so the conservatives would never get blamed. That’s the dirty little secret. The Rhinos all want these liberal country killing “ideas” too. It’s a global world to them, not American. In other words, there really is one ruling party. They just play good cop, bad cop—and it works.

So…will Obama get another term? Why have all his main guys have jumped ship? Stephanopoulos and Rahm Emanuel, got out early. And Hillary has already said she will not be around next year. And isn’t it funny, that right after that big speech where Obama took no blame on the economy, our own little Timmie Geithner is leaving.

He doesn’t want to be there when the final shoe drops. No matter how much sugar he puts on the toast, it’s still toast. And speaking of toast..

We will all miss Glenn Beck. Oh, I know he’s going on to bigger and better things, but it’s another subscription to many of us who are on strict budgets since we all believe now that social security will be gone, and we have to start saving every penny. Nobody Wonders if anyone else believes, besides me, after listening to his last show— that Glenn Beck, is selling knowledge. Yes, finally I see an example of how Alvin Toffler predicting that in the future of the earth, it would not be industry, but KNOWLEDGE that would be worth most.

If knowledge is a commodity and only the rich can afford it, then I suspect in the future you will be PAYING for that dictionary on your website.

I don’t know. It was a strange week, and everyone here in the middle of America is mowing their lawns, and putting up their flags, and getting ready for the Fourth of July. It’s the one time of the year, we can forget who is president.

And right now, I can’t think of a better idea .

June 30, 2011 Posted by | Obama, politics, Presidents | 2 Comments