Has God Left the Vatican?
Nobody Flashes
It’s Sunday. It’s a day traditionally held for Godly worship.
And so, I’d like to dedicate this to the Pope, who not only thinks people pay WHY too much attention to their dogs…
But has now stated that there are WAY too many people on the Earth.
If the Pope keeps this kind of thinking up, I’d say that, not only has Elvis left the building….GOD has left the Vatican.
Hey, news flash MR. Pope: the rest of us earthly mortals love dogs and people…maybe you should get a dog.
Enjoy!
Let’s Just Send Our Criminals off to England!
Nobody Remembers
Here’s a bit of history that is fun to report: Britain didn’t just send criminals to Australia, they sent them to AMERICA first.
Ha!
From GIZMODO:
The joke about Australia is that it was founded by a bunch of criminals. And from 1788 until 1868, Britain did send roughly 164,000 convicts to the land down under. America’s dirty little secret? The same exact thing was happening here. In fact, experts estimate that over 52,000 British prisoners were shipped off to colonial America.
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Britain had been shipping convicts to America for decades before they started sending them to Australia. In fact, it was precisely because of America’s fight for independence that the Brits had to start sending their criminals to Australia. But from 1718 until 1775, convict transportation to the American colonies flourished. Some estimates claim that almost 10 per cent of migrants to America during this time were British convicts.
Nobody can only think that it’s one of the reasons most Americans LOVE the Australians. We do! We adore them.
What the article doesn’t say is what KIND of criminals were sent? Religious criminals? Poor folks stealing food?
So, England was smart. Why put up with your murderers, thieves, and poor?—– Ship them off! Feeding all those crooks takes too much money—-money best spent on ships, castles, and jewels.
Cuba and Mexico is STILL sending it’s criminals here…except back then, the criminals had to work when they got here…now, they get free food, free college, and they get hired over the local citizen.
Yes, England spread the citizens they didn’t want…all over the world.
Mighty nice of them, I’d say. They didn’t expect those criminals to outgrow them, did they?
Maybe we should start sending our criminals back, to show our thanks—
Think they’d take Obama?
(Thanks to amfortas for pointing this very fun fact of history out.)
Nobody’s Fool: Gerald Celente
Nobody’s Fool
You will not hear middle eastern war news much anymore…all we hear is Obama is sending over some troops to be advisers to Iraq soldiers….so in this Alex Jones interview, Gerald Celente informs Americans who are NOT getting the news on FOX or CNN what is really happening overseas in the Middle East, besides ISIS.
Really, our news is so filtered and controlled its basically recycled crap…and all cable stations are mostly about keeping the same people in power…a continual PR for the big monster called the U.S. Government.
The video is worth the watch. Celente has a great track record, he predicted 2008 years before it happened.
Gerald Celente is Nobody’s Fool…and he’s one of my favorite guru’s.
He wins this week, hands down.
Paul Ryan…You Broke My Heart
Nobody Knows
When Mitt Romney picked Paul Ryan to be his VP, as I remember, it was an exciting day. After all, Paul Ryan seemed to be the only guy on Capitol hill that stood up to Obama on Obamacare.
Sadly, Paul Ryan has come out to be another one of the main reasons nobody can trust anybody running for republican office anymore. Like the presidential consultant in the movie Power, (Played by Richard Gere) somebody told Paul Ryan that it didn’t matter what he said while he was running for office, because once he was elected, he could do whatever he wanted.
Paul Ryan, once seemed to be part of the Tea Party. He had a nation of conservatives very excited—too many of us, he seemed more Presidential like than Romney. But, Paul climbed right in bed with the BIG government Rino’s. We should have known that Mitt wouldn’t have picked him in the first place if he wasn’t on the globalists board.
But hope is always eternal, and therefore that much more awful when we are deceived.
Its Paul that’s leading the charge to give Obama full power forever to make trade deals, without Congress approval, or being able to do much about it. He is pushing for Congress to pass the TTP.
Paul Ryan…you are a traitor.
As Dick Morris points out—
The TPP is nothing but an effort by the globalists to circumvent American sovereignty, transferring a host of issues from the control of the U.S. Congress and the various state legislatures to international trade courts. Does the U.S. Congress impose limitations on the “free flow of labor” between America and Mexico? The TPP can stop it.
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Will Congress refuse to take action to restrict greenhouse gas emissions? Lawmakers can be required to under the environmental provisions of the TPP.
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Obama has labored long and hard to strip Congress of its authority over immigration, emissions and the environment, food regulations and energy policy. Congress, in turn, has worked to take away state power over insurance regulation and banking. Now comes the coup de grâce: a treaty taking many of these powers away from the United States — executive and legislative branches — and state government.
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The long-term goal of the globalists is an international rule of law unaccompanied by democracy. Because there is no global forum for the manifestation of worldwide popular will, this formula leads to rule by bureaucrats: those who know best. It is government by a new aristocracy of civil servants and technicians.
Under fast-track authority he can negotiate anything he wants, put it in a treaty, jam it through Congress and make it the law of the land, permanently.
Ryan, is pushing this through..and in the halls of the elite Bilderberg meetings, you can be sure that while the America people are not being allowed to know what’s in this bill, every single CEO, politicians, and globalist knows what’s in it, and put lots of money in the right pockets to get it passed. Billionaire sees it as just another step toward a global un-elected government.
As for China and the US…Ryan says this:
“We both need to grow our economies faster,” the Wisconsin Republican said. “We believe we are going to write the rules of global trade in this region and write them in a way that will benefit everybody.” Ryan then plans to pass trade adjustment assistance — what labor refers to as “funeral insurance” — money that would go to some workers whose jobs are lost as a result of the trade deal.
Right. Ryan is going to give you “funeral insurance”. That’s admitting right there, that Americans will lose MORE jobs, and he will make sure you will get money.
So Paul…can we keep our doctors too?
Who’s paying for that? You?
I remember my son being very excited about Paul Ryan, I remember how excited we both were. Now my son will live in a country with global elitist controlling his every move, simply because, you wanted to be in on all the glory. So, go on. Go join the Bushes, the Clinton’s, the Obama’s. Go join their “New World Order.” Maybe you think someday you will run for President…but many of us will not forget…what you are about to do to us all.
I once thought you were a great American Hope….now, I wouldn’t even cross the street to shake your hand.
Does “Obamacare” Have THIS Hidden in its pages?
Nobody Wonders
…Just when Michelle Obama is going to start this in all American companies? How would you like your boss to make you exercise twice a day? When will you get a raise based entirely on your waist size? 🙂
This makes me want to go out and get a supersized Quarter Pounder.
(Video was posted in 2008)
Nobody Wins When You Fight At Wal-Mart.
Nobody Wins
I used to love it when I was performing in bars….I really miss the people. These two women remind me of many of the customers that I used to see in bars…and every night some women who looked like these two, would want to sit in and sing…..after having about a pitcher of beer they became…brave, and would want to sit in and sing “Crazy” by Patsy Cline.
And then her FRIEND would want to do it. And then somebody else would want to do it. I of course, encouraged it. I loved it. Easy money for me.
I loved it, not only because I could get a break and not have to do anything but laugh, but I was always amused at the sheer audacity of the women, who all thought, they sang Patsy Cline better than Patsy Cline. I would just play the keyboards, and have myself entertained.
And so, instead of having to write tonight, because it IS a beautiful summer night in St. Louis (yes, even in Ferguson the weather is great!)..and I want to go out and enjoy it…I’m going to let these good YOUTUBE nobodies take over and do my work for me.
By the way…Wal-Mart has a policy for the security to NOT interfere with physical confrontations. Remember that when you go there.
I thought the funniest part was when the lady who was so disabled she had to ride the store in a scooter, then got up—- and you realized, she could have walked around the store.
Jesus! A Miracle!
Those disability checks have kept her in good health.
So, enjoy some of the comments from the peanut gallery…I sure did.
Who won the fight? From what I can see….Nobody.
Not sure what is sadder. The women fighting, the kid who’s being raised to be a thug, or the fact that everyone is standing around filming and not doing anything to stop it.
When are we going to learn as a technologically advance society to turn our fucking phones horizontally when good shit is going down.
This is obviously sad in so many directions. First off, mom, you are not raising your son right. Secondly, if you do not need a scooter, you should probably not ride around in one. Finally, instead of standing around letting a child see and be a part of this kind of violence, someone should have stepped in and stopped this, or do we even care?
Still better than pacquiao vs mayweather
69SpaceOddity 7 hours ago (edited)
I feel bad for the bottle of Pert Plus that got thrown on the floor. It didn’t do anything wrong. It just wants to make your hair look nice…and these people said “no”.
Nobody’s Perfect: Barack Obama VS Jay Foster
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have the “President” of the United States VS a Mississippi High School Superintendent. It seems neither one of these guys have a strategy for future events. Without a plan, you more than likely will end up with mud in your face. A loser. A failure. And this week we have two “leaders” who clearly are not thinking.
It’s Obama VS Jay.
Let’s start with Obama. As you can tell from this Obama speech, he says he doesn’t have a strategy for Iraq…so ISIS is taking it back, people are being slaughtered all over the country, and Obama has no idea what to do. This is basically Obama’s strategy so far in Iraq. 
It’s also sums up his economic strategy, of which he has not thought about either.
And then there’s Jay Foster, the superintendent of a high school in Mississippi…who WARNED parents that they had to remain silent during the graduation ceremony:
Superintendent Jay Foster of Senatobia Schools in Mississippi pressed disturbing the peace charges against parents who did not follow his directions to hold applause till the end of the graduation ceremony. Not only were the offending parents removed from the audience, missing the rest of the ceremony, but they now each face a possible $500 fine. Apparently zero tolerance now extends to parents as well.
Really? REALLY? Parents are now being told by democratic liberal idiots NOT to celebrate and applaud for their kids–especially black kids whose graduation from High School is becoming rarer than Hillary Clinton press event? Jay did NOT think this one out. You have to wonder where Jesse Jackson is on this, because the parents had a right to complain about being arrested and fined.
Since when does a school have a right to dictate such nonsense to parents? And since WHEN is it advisable to arrest people for giving a simple shout-out? What? Blacks can shout out the most hateful obscenities to cops but they can’t tell their own kids..good job? Maybe if they had shouted out, “Kill all cops!” they would have not been arrested.
How much do you want to bet, that superintendent was black. Gee…teachers can bully just about anybody.
And we pay their salaries.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Obama…We all know the horrible global and national damage he has done, and the lives lost because of his decision to ‘end’ wars so he looks good to himself. That’s shameful enough.
But, to blame it on the Pentagon goes beyond imagination. Right. The Pentagon doesn’t have a plan. Typical Obama. Blame somebody else.
If you believe that, then I’m SURE you went through Mississippi’s Senatobia School System.
And no…I’m not congratulating Obama for being the worst President in our history. The most perfect day in Obama’s history is when he no longer is relevant, and he can get OFF the world stage.
THAT…will be a good day.
The Bitch and the Blameless
Nobody Reports
It’s SUMMER! And when the earth warms up, the rich get going to their favorite spots on the planet to vacation….
The leaders of the Group of Seven industrialized countries are currently meeting at the luxury Elmau Castle in Schloss Elmau, Germany.
And we see Obama here, using an opportunity to cuddle up to the IMF President, and completely ignore Afghanistan’s President, for the obvious reason: MONEY! Who is MORE important on the world stage than the leaders of the world’s money? Poor Abadi. He really wanted to talk to Obama, but was rudely ignored…on purpose? You tell me. Most of these leaders, after their big photo shoots as the most important men and women on the planet, where Angela Merkel went on to demand MONEY from mostly us on climate change, since Germany is tired of forking money for Greece…most of them will take the 40 minute (via five by helicopter) to the more important Bilderberg meetings…where the real money and control of the planet is being discussed…by unelected global money people.
In the meantime, Michelle Obama needed another vacation, and so she had taking off to Europe…here from the Huffington Post:
First Lady Michelle Obama is set for an extravagant and important trip overseas from June 15-21 where she will travel to London for the Let Girls Learn initiative, Milan for the Let’s Move!initiative, and Vicenza for the Joining Forces initiative. Mrs. Obama will be accompanied by her mother, Mrs. Marian Robinson and her two daughters, Malia and Sasha.
Mrs. Obama and the crew will also visit several cultural sites in Venice before returning back home, making for an event-filled trip.
As you can see, Mrs. Obama is utilizing her last year as the First Lady in a powerful and helpful way.
Who out there really believes that this is the LAST year of ‘utilizing’ (translation: spending millions of hard-earned taxpayers dollars on her own vacations) ? After all, she has all over 2016 to have more fun, as does Obama.
And in Obama’s economy, the vacation for many nobodies in America amount to getting a bargain at their local flea market.
Go Ahead and VOTE for Hillary by Email! Cool!
Nobody’s Opinion
Here’s the good news: There must be enough honest people manning the electoral process that Hillary Clinton has to start trying to change the voting laws….because she knows she can’t win otherwise. She needs to manufacture herself more votes, votes that don’t exit.
Hillary thinks we should just let everybody vote. Make it their right when they become 18, or when you just arrive from Mexico to pick up your first free welfare check.
Whenever they want. On their Obama phone if necessary. That way, Hillary can hire a roomful of Chinese workers to just email in their votes.
Everybody knows, that absentee voting is VERY hard to verify who you really are. Nobody is there to check your picture ID and verify it’s you. It a great way to commit voter fraud. Hillary also wants the voting booths to stay open for as long as it takes for her to get those buses of votes in until she wins.
While its necessary in some cases, a whole RACE of people do NOT need that special privilege.
How else is Hilary going to win?
Do you wonder like I do, WHY it’s so difficult for blacks to vote?
Nobody wants to know: When do we stop treating black people as if they are retarded, incompetent, stupid, moronic, and simply too ignorant to learn how to go to their local polling place and vote like the rest of us? After all…they sure found their ways to the polling booths to vote for Obama, didn’t they?
What happened? Did the voting places (which are mostly schools and city halls) all of a sudden disappear from the country?
As you can see in this video, Hillary decided to attack a few top GOP presidential candidates, and act like every one of them is out to stop all blacks, and illegal immigrants from voting.
Translation: She NEEDS votes to even compete, and right now, it doesn’t look like the black people will even care about voting for a white woman….expensive satin red designer dress or not.
The GOP at least fought back:
Why would you say that you need a photo ID to get a library book or to get on an airplane?” Perry said Sunday. “This is a state issue, and this is an issue that the people … of
Texas overwhelmingly support. I don’t know who she is playing to, but she is not playing to the people of Texas and I don’t think she is playing to the Americans that believe that the sanctity of the vote is really important.”Democrats widely criticize Republican-led voting law changes — which include ID requirements and time restrictions for early voting — as efforts to block minority voters. Clinton is calling for automatic voter registration for all Americans, as soon as they turn 18.
Also in her Houston speech, Clinton called on Congress to reinstate a Voting Rights Act
provision that requires states with a historic pattern of restricting minority vote to obtain approval by the federal government before making election law changes. The Supreme Court struck down that provision in 2013.
What’s so funny about this video, is that Hillary acts like the GOP is out to keep every black from voting and they have for years, which is the biggest bunch of crock—and yet, how many people really believe this liberal bag of hockypuck hogwash?
And then…
It gets worse.
She bought up Al Gore…and the year 2000.
Never mind that BECAUSE of 2000, we now all have electronic voting machines that can be changed with the flick of a mouse tap…Nope. Those horrible white people who are showing up are requesting paper ballots….and just looked what happened in 2014.
Hillary knows what happened in 2014…and that’s pretty much what is going to happen in 2016…is it any wonder she wants voting by email?
IF they don’t run Jeb Bush. If they run Jeb Bush there will be hanging chards in China.
The U.N. will have to decide who won the American Election.
It might take YEARS to figure out.
In the meantime, whoever is designing Hillary’s outfits will continue to dazzle us all…and Hillary will reading her attacks off the teleprompter…with gusto.
Hillary takes millions of dollars in illegals donations, so she had to come up with an attack to get her crimes off the minds of everybody, and ALL she could come up with was voting rights.
It’s going to be a long two years.
Nobody Flashes Good News for a Sunday.
Nobody Flashes
Forget the world..these are GREAT pictures…
Drudge had this posted yesterday…Triple Crown winner American Pharoah!
And rich or poor, royalty or not…these picture of Prince George and his new little sister are all too familiar to every single mom and dad who ever had children…Let’s hope they both grow up to always love one another.
What the childless do miss….life’s beauty…. can just take your breathe away. 
Nobody’s Email: For the Love of a Badger
Nobody Gets Email
I was going through some old email today, and found this. I might have posted it before…but seeing it the second time, I found the guy who owned this Honey Badger just as fun as the Badger himself.
He really LOVES that little guy.
Enjoy…and be amazed.
(Thanks to JR)
Obama: Commander-in-Chief of Lost Golf Balls
Nobody Cares
I was out walking my dog this morning, thinking about the recent news that…guess what? Guess how ISIS picks up billions of dollars worth of expensive military hardware like 1,300 Humvees, worth $1 billion dollars? Pretty easy…it seems. Now the rules of engagement are: IF you happen to be an American Fighter Pilot, and IF you happen to see ISIS stealing American weapons on the ground, you cannot bomb them.

In this photo taken Monday, June 23, 2014, fighters of the al-Qaida-inspired Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) parade in a commandeered Iraqi security forces armored vehicle down a main road at the northern city of Mosul, Iraq, more than two weeks after ISIL took over the country’s second largest city. U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry warned Mideast nations on Wednesday against taking new military action in Iraq that might heighten already-tense sectarian divisions, as reports surfaced that Syria launched airstrikes across the border and Iran has been flying surveillance drones over the neighboring country. (AP Photo)
No, you have to call up the White House first.
Pilot: “Uh…hello? Hello? Can I speak to the President please?”
White House: “Who is placing this call?”
Pilot: “This is Captain America. I am in the current position to bomb about 400 ISIS soldiers sir…I see they are about to steal our equipment….what are your orders? Do I have permission to engage?”
White House: “I’m sorry sir, only the Commander-in-Chief can give those orders, and he is not here at the moment.”
Pilot: “Well then, when will he be back?”
White House: “He is playing golf today, and isn’t expected back until after dinner. But we can relay the message, and in that case it might be anywhere from two to three hours.”
Pilot: “Is there ANYONE else that can give me permission?”
White House: “No sir. Stand down until you receive further orders.”
Pilot. “&$&%^”
Okay. Well. Maybe this isn’t exactly right…I’m sure nobody can even CALL the White House, but I did hear a general say that no pilot anywhere in the Middle East can drop a bomb without checking with the White House first: Which is Obama.
NOT his superior, not the pentagon, not the nearest general…ONLY Obama can give that order, which is why I suppose he is letting Hillary take the blame for Benghazi. To this day, we have no idea where the President was that night..but we now know, everybody was waiting on HIM.
And so, we are arming ISIS because Obama doesn’t want to accidentally “Kill” any nearby Sheppard boy, and because he simply cannot be bothered about the whole mess.
Not only are taxpayers forking out billions of dollars of expensive military hardware and arming people that want to kill us with it, we are also paying for Obama’s daily Air Force One jaunt to his favorite golf courses…which are sometime hours even continents away.
And yet…they want to cut your Social Security checks.
Nobody Thinks that Obama should have to call the American people if he wants to go play golf.
Are we stupid or what?
Nobody Remembers John Winthrop
Nobody Remembers
Ever since Ronald Reagan sited John Winthrop’s famous line about how we must strive to be “The shining light on a hill”— John’s place in history was set. After all, not many of us knew who the heck he was. Most people don’t even know who the Vice President is. When Reagan said it, we just thought of some guy standing on the a hill with a big lantern. Well…okay. I did.
John Winthrop was the first governor of Massachusetts. Winthrop actually kick-started America. Before him, America was just a scattering of various people of all kinds, trying to established the wilderness. John was one of the first to really get a population going in New England, and he did it with a firm hand. And by that I mean…VERY strict. He was a Puritan. Sort of a mullah, a pure pope. A top dog of religion. He fancied himself to Moses, and this was long before Russell Crow got the part.
Brooks and Charles Adams later blamed him for the bigotry which lead to the Salem witch trials….of which I’ve been told, ANOTHER one of my ancestors took part of. He was accused of being a witch, (my ancestor) but was later excused. (I must ask my cousin his name, who does our genealogies…but I’m off subject)
Previous colonies had failed because they were ‘carnall not religious.’ Wintrhop said. Only a colony which was governed by reformed religion stood a chance.
John came from Cambridge, trained as a lawyer and worked in the Court of Wards— but lost it because of his Puritan views. And he”came to the conclusion that overcrowded, irreligious, ill-governed England was a lost cause.”
In his General Observations for the Plantation of New England he wrote:
All other Churches of Europe are brought to desolation and it cannot be but that the like Judgment is coming upon us…This land grows weary of its Inhabitants, so as man, who is the most precious of all Creature, is heere more vile and base than the earth they tread upon…We are grown to the height of intemperance in all excess of Ryot, as no mans estate almost will suffice to keep sayle with his equals…The fountains of Learning and Religion are corrupted….Most children, even the best wittes and fayrest hope, are perverted, corrupted and utterly overthrown by the multitude of evil examples and the licentious government of those seminaries.
(Sound like America 2015?)
But fortunately, the people of England who were fed up with their country, could leave, unlike the Americans of today. I mean, where would we go? Mexico?
America was a wide open land, where a man could hope to own land, unlike in England, where just the few could own land. And once you learned how to farm…you were set for life.
So, John Winthrop, in the winter of 1629, formed the largest and best equipped English expedition to America yet. John bought over 1,000 colonists and settle them all around Boston Harbor. And John’s city of light upon the hill was basically a theocracy. The leaders were chosen by men of the church, recruited on their “Godly” behavior, and John Winthrop was their ‘godly’ dictator.
“We must consider that wee shall be as a City upon a Hill, the eyes of all people are upon us.”
BUT…and this is important, (its what separates us from Muslims) there was a wide selection of people who had come to America to get away from the hierarchical orders..that John had set up. They believed that God comes directly to them…they didn’t have to go through any kind of clergy to get near to god. The newly arrived people wanted to get away from clergy rule. And even thought Winthrop was a great leader…not everyone wanted to be under his strict rule.
But…like many dictators do, Winthrop got carried away with his own power. He made all colonists, swear an oath of loyalty to his government in accordance with the charter…and after four years, people demanded to see this “charter” which John Winthrop, had kept a secret, but….he finally had to give in.
And then he admitted, that according to the charter, he had taken maybe too many liberties.
Sorry. Oops.
The new Americans were bound and determined to be ruled by law, not by men, and they were also promised ‘the rights of Englishmen” which Winthrop had taken from them.
So they threw him out. ( You gotta love those first Englishmen.)
From A History of the American People:
“Thus the first political coup in the history of North America was carried out, in 1634 when the colony was still in its infancy. And it was carried out not by force of swords and firearms but by arguments and speeches, and in accordance with the rule of law.
I wish I could tell you that was the end of it, but no…John Winthrop came back after two years, got back into the governorship, went back to his old dictator ways, and was again…demoted to deputy governor in 1644.
Nevertheless..he regained the governorship in 1646 and held it to his death three years later.
So the history lesson here……is………….
TERM LIMITS!!!
You can’t let these politicians stay in office…because you can NEVER get rid of them, and before you know it, they start quoting each other.
Nobody’s Fool: Pamela Geller
Nobody’s Fool
I was just telling my friend Mona, how as I was leaving my local Dollar General Store, I witnessed at least 200 Muslims coming out of a once upon a prairie time–old Christian Church. This church could maybe fit about 50 people at the most, so there were a lot of Muslims strolling around outside in the grass. The neighborhood has grown up around this little historical church, and the vision of all those women dressed in their long dresses, and burka’s was rather disturbing…never in my lifetime could I have imagined to see this in my little neighborhood.
Pamela Geller has been the lone voice in the wind of what is coming–and she has the full force of Obama’s news corps attacking her as a hateful woman. While Erin Burnett tried hard to paint her as a “hater”, Pamela has stayed persistent in her warnings.
ISIS is here. And good Muslims everywhere in the world, take over the churches, put up their Mosques, and then…they take over.
Obama is helping them get a foothold…
So congratulations Pamela. You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for at least trying to be the Paul Revere for the next war…that surely is coming.
And don’t get discouraged: Many of us are listening…
Stay safe.








