Nobody’s Email: The Rats Are Deserting Obama
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Here’s a cute joke of the day, with a little Bible Twist:
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kris)
“Left” and “Right” ….. A Bible study. Remember what Jesus said: ‘Goats on the left, sheep on the right’ (Matthew 25:33).
Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish. John 21:6 (NIV) …
He said, “Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some.” When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.
“Origin of Left & Right… I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the “right” and Liberals are called the “left”.
By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) – “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.” Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
It surely can’t get any simpler than that. Spelling Lesson :
The last four letters in American………. I Can
The last four letters in Republican…….. I Can
The last four letters in Democrats……… Rats
End of lesson ! ….Test to follow on November 6, 2014. Remember, November 2014 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.
Please share this Bible Lesson with all your friends and email buddies to help achieve that goal.
Nobody Gets Email: Time’s Tryants of the Year
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Here’s something that goes right along with Snopercod’s article..(See comments in last post.)
Bradlee Dean points out that Time Magazine has honored all the tyrants in the world, which makes you wonder…
How many Marxists are still on the staff?
Nobody’s Perfect: Barack Obama VS Clare Evans
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This week, AGAIN, Obama is showing his usual incompetence of NOT knowing what is going on around the world, or even caring about it. All he really knows, is the world is a mess, and it’s not his problem.
The White House is facing sharp criticism over its previous actions in the outbreak, which aid workers have lamented as insufficient half-measures given rapidly deteriorating conditions on the ground.
He didn’t see ISIS coming…and he didn’t see the Ebola epidemic coming either. So when the first Ebola case came over and infected two nurses, he had to get dress, go to the mike, and explain that he had his ‘people’ on it. But …he didn’t. So, trying to show how Presidential he can be, (unlike Obama) Chris Christie put a mandatory isolation policy on a nurse coming back from Africa, where she treated Ebola cases. He was going to show the world, HE would protect New Jersey.
She threatened to sue…she was released—probably by Obama.
The real news here, and it’s not good, is that Obama has completely checked out on protecting the American people or doing his job. He had no clue about ISIS, or Ebola. His biggest concern at the moment is what golf course he can get on that day.
Which leads me to the second contestant of the week: Clare Evans, had NO clue she was pregnant. (By the look on the kids face, he didn’t know she was pregnant either.)
A woman who went to her GP for a suspected kidney infection ended up giving birth in the treatment room – and says she had no idea she was pregnant.
Clare Evans, 24, from Newport, South Wales, visited an out-of-hours surgery complaining of pains in her abdomen.
Doctors had advised her over the phone that she might have a kidney infection, but when she arrived at the surgery her waters broke.
Surprise! Your kidney is really cute!
Okay, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect but we are ALWAYS clueless Award for the week?
Is it Clare, who, no doubt didn’t want to admit that her kidney had a foot that sometimes kicked her at night…she thought it was just bad indigestion…..
Or is it Obama, who knew about ISIS and Ebola, and the deaths that would come from both, here and abroad, but figured, why should HE worry about it? He’s not going to get it.
Obama wins…again. (And no, I refuse to congratulate him.)
Since I am considering awards to be rewarded for this contest, I’ve decided since Obama has been on this list more than any other person on the planet, he should receive a special meal by a special chef who will travel all the way from Beijing to serve Obama first prize: a most delicious meal fit for a……
President: Horse’s Dick.
In the meantime, the regular nobodies of the world, figure with Obama in charge, they might as well have a great time before the final shoe drops.
And here’s how some of us are dealing with a President who seems determined to kill us all:
Nobody’s Email: Senator Goes to Heaven…or Hell?
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A new twist on an old joke:
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”
“No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator.
“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher-ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”
“Really?, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Senator.
“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.” And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven…”
So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. “Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”
The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell… Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders. “I don’t understand,” stammers the Senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”
The devil smiles at him and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning. Today, you voted..”
Think carefully and vote wisely next month!
Homeland Security: Watching YOUR Underwear
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New polls show that women, are feeling very unprotected by Daddy Obama State. Obama, doesn’t seem to care about the threats from ISIS, or Ebola, or the electrical grid going down from a Sun flare, but we had proof today, that..he DOES care.
Homeland security is protecting us from…unlicensed underwear.
A lingerie shop owner in Kansas City says her store was raided by Homeland Security agents Monday morning over a few dozen pair of panties she made in honor of her hometown baseball team.
Peregrine Honig, owner of Honig’s Birdies Panties shop in Crossroads, said she designed the Lucky Royals boyshorts that were set to go on sale Tuesday. They told me they were from Homeland Security and we were violating copyright laws.”
While she was NOT jailed for the offence, I for one, feel so much safer knowing that Obama is making sure that the Kansas City Royals get their full share of profits from only licensed multinational companies, and those 7 pairs of home designed underwear do not get ANYWHERE near the underwear bomber.
Nobody Wonders who is running Homeland Security? MLB?
Hitler ….Again
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That Hitler is at it again! He hears about Ebola in Texas. This is being passed around the conservative sites, and I just couldn’t resist replaying it.
The ending is worth the watch…Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: Conumdrums
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And SPEAKING of the meaning of words—–here’s an email which takes a simple word to the full extent of its meaning…
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kris)
Conundrums
The definition of the word conundrum is something that is puzzling or confusing.
Here are six conundrums of socialism in the United States of America:
- America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is subsidized.
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Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims.
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They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the government.
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Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting poorer.
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The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.
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They have things that people in other countries only dream about – yet they want America to be more like those other countries.
Think about it!
That, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st century.
Makes you wonder who is doing the math.
These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the
direction of our current government and cultural environment:
We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.
Funny how that works.
And here’s another one worth considering…
Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. How come we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money? What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but the second didn’t. Think about it…..and last but not least,
Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our military and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but we are not stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens?
Am I the only one missing something?
Do We REALLY Need to Dance With Turnips?
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If you want to know just how low, the office of the Presidency has fallen, all you have to do is see our “First Lady”, or should I say, “First woman to ever dance with a turnip” send this message out on the White House site to the nation.
When I saw this, I asked my husband…. “So, what dishes are made with turnips?” I honestly have never used a turnip nor care to. But my husband said, “I used to eat them when I was a kid, I would put salt on them.”
Proof that my husband should be promoting turnips, NOT Michelle Obama…or is this video, something else?
Is this Michelle’s way of communicating a secret message? And if so? To Whom?
Does Obama want her to turn up for another fundraiser in that honky state of Iowa? And this is her way of telling him she is NOT doing it?
Is she telling Oprah she’d better turn up to help her husband or she knows ‘what’ will happen to her?
Is she telling kids they should turn up to school and dance with their turnips, because that’s all they are getting?
Or…has she just lost her mind and wants to start a soul group called, The Dancing Turnips?
I truly hope the “ladies’ of the nation make their own video’s, and dance with cupcakes, donuts, and Ding Dongs.
Let’s send a message. “You can lead a nation to a turnip, but you can’t make them eat it!”
Nobody Knows….
Nobody Knows….
Last night I had a terrific cold, along with aches and pains, and as I sat down to write, my computer mal-functioned.
To which I said, “%#@&” it.
Be rest assured that the Nobody Knows column next week, at this time, will be much more entertaining.
Nobody’s Email: Overly Attached Uncle Sam
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Not awake yet? Then don’t miss this…One-of-a-kind, rather incredibe version of the Star Spangled Banner….then applaud! (LOL)
(Thanks to Conservative)
Gwyneth Paltrow: Obama’s Submissive
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Everyone is talking today about what Gwyneth Paltrow said about Obama while she introduced him at a fundraiser party she gave at her mansion in Brentwood:
“You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly,” said Paltrow, who “consciously uncoupled” from her husband, Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, earlier this year. It would be wonderful,” Paltrow said of Obama, “if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass.”
So, Nobody Cares if I translate what she said OFF the mike, probably in her bedroom, while little Moses and Apple were being entertained by her illegal immigrant housekeeper
“Oh…I just can’t speak, I’m breathless with excitement! To have you here, so close! I promise I WILL sign your contract! Here, I have it in my drawer…next to the bed. My lawyers told me there were at least 300 shades of gray in this contract, but, I don’t care. I promise to be your submissive, and you will do anything you want to me, and even punish me when I’m bad, Yes, I WANT you to punish me, because you are just so HOT!”
“Want some blow? It’s better than cheese!
Yes, getting those black voters out in November is not going to be easy, so the next step; THE WOMAN! We have to get the women all hot and bothered again.
Obama is HOT! He is good-looking, he will leave you speechless! (and your children sick or dead.)
Go to the voting both and VOTE, like Gwyneth. Give your entire life and your children over to this man.
So, how much was this ditzy, horny woman paid to say this to Obama? (Message sent.)
After all, the liberals KNOW the power of movie stars, and they use them all very effectively to get out their agenda’s. Look what happened to Chevron—
Actress Mia Farrow is under attack for secretly being paid $188,000 to promote a lawsuit against Chevron for allegedly poisoning the jungle and harming indigenous peoples. An Ecuadorian court ruled against the U.S. oil giant, ordering it to pay more than $9 billion in compensation.
By the way, Paltrow’s children, Apple and Moses, (Uh…why doesn’t she just change her name to EVE?) look VERY embarrassed about their mommy acting so…’sexual’ towards a man, who is not their daddy.
Is it any wonder so many Hollywood kids overdose on drugs?
Nobody’s Fool: Molotov Mitchell—Explains Greed
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This video was made during the occupy Wall Street fiasco, but…it’s so brilliant, I think they should play it to high school classes. (Fat Chance)
Enjoy the master, Molotov Mitchell, who not only educates, but entertains with delightful fun.
Molotov, you ARE the epitome of Nobody’s Fool.
(LOL! Like Molotov even knows who I am.)
Joe Biden…..Who?
Nobody Wonders—-
IF we can survive, not only our current political bozos in Washington D.C., but the horror of our educational system.
What else explains these people? (besides daily use of various mind-blowing drugs.) Then again, what if they KNEW who he was, and thought he was cool?
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: Alaska Has Great Signs
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Hey, some of you DID send some things! Cool!
Not to let Australia get by alone, this was sent by a reader who took these while he was in Alaska.
It seems, people in Alaska have a favorite pastime!
CLUE…find the bears.
(Thanks to John Cooper)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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