Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Nipple Twisting VS Identity Theft

Nobody’s Perfect:

The girls are getting heat stroke this week. We have more than a few women going off the deep well of “insanity” due, no doubt, a combination of heat stroke and PMS, along with a few too many cocktails. It was just reported on Drudge that some lady tried to sell her 3-day-old at Taco Bell for $500 dollars.
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Her big mistake was that she did not try Starbucks. Those people are so caffeinated they would have thought the baby was a new flavor hidden beneath a blanket of whipped cream. All she needed to do was put a cherry on the baby’s head.
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You have to have good money to keep spending $200 dollars on coffee every week. When it comes to supporting your drug habit, you need to get a good job at Google or someplace like that. And yes, caffeine is a drug too…drink too much of the stuff and you will find yourself on the Tour de France without a proper helmet. But then, that shows you the insanity.
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Enough about drug addicts…let’s get to my two favorite least perfect women of the week.
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First: A woman who busted onto the news and caught the hearts and minds of America, just couldn’t stand it anymore. She didn’t want to go through another one of those wonderful microwave machines, so Yukari Miyamae decided to grab a boob and twist. Only trouble is, that boob belonged to an employee of President Obama’s army of well-trained boob touchers. Only THEY are allowed to grab, pinch, pull, twist, and eventually probably suck certain nipples, to search for explosive milk. Not you. The woman was arrested on “suspicion of sexual abuse” which is a felony.
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Wow…did you know that just the “suspicion” of sexual abuse is a felony? Looking back on many of my bosses, I feel bad about all those missed opportunities I could have had in court.
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How many people think about sexually abusing someone every single day? And just what is defined as “abuse”? Is there a manual? Like… “Abuses of Sex, and What to Look For” by Manny Feller, (real name: Wiener)
If twisting a nipple without permission is a felony, then at least 15% of every male attending Mardi Gras on the last night before lent, should fork up some money.
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Funny, no charges have been filed—so does that mean that just maybe, at least one third of the entire TSA staff is making “sexual” touches here that perhaps could border on abusive?
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And what does that say when Lady Gaga walks down the street and falls in front of a taxi and dies a horrible death because of her shoes? Would you say she is being “sexually abusive” ? Some men would say so.
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I wanna know the odds in Las Vegas.
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Miyamae has become a hero in many circles:
Yukari Miyamae had more than 900 backers Monday afternoon, with some praising her for her bravery and others offering to donate money to her defense. Others defended the TSA’s screening procedures, saying that people who don’t want to comply with security requirements shouldn’t fly.
She has to fly for her job. So does Angelina Jolie. I’m just saying.
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 Second: And then there’s Ms (I just HAVE to get married even though I might get caught) Hinton. She was just getting married when the cops came into the ceremony and booked her, and they didn’t even give her time to get out of her dress. She has every right to get mad, I say, think of all she spent on a photographer who would not return her money. She was booked on a two-year old felony warrant accusing her of identity theft.
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I’m here to tell you …Ms Hinton…your identity theft didn’t take. I don’t know whose identity you stole, but it’s not exactly becoming to your great criminal mind.
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Nobody Thinks the full moon and the bad economy, might just want to make you want to blame all these women going nuts on the time of the month. Well, it’s not. It’s Obama’s fault…once again.  Think about it: bad economy..TSA agents… Obama poor leadership has gotten the nation spiraling into a trickle-down “sexual abuse” landslide.  Today, the TSA agents: tomorrow: Congress.
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July 18, 2011 Posted by | humor | | 3 Comments

What was YOUR Favorite Car?

Nobody’s Opinion:

For over a year now, I have been turning to my husband and saying when we drive , “Where is everybody? It’s Sunday!” It upsets me that on certain days the streets are empty, and not for lack of people. What are they doing? Hiding in their cell phones?

I know why: Everyone has to conserve gas, …trips are being carefully planned by all of us, and I KNOW it’s shouldn’t bug me…but it does. The car to most Americans– represents, plain and simple: freedom. Especially if you live in California, where according to the movie, “MACHETE” we will be invaded by Mexicans in their elevated chassis, bearing giant machine guns, bazookas, and various home-made bombs, with men reeking of the need for a strong deodorant.

The future’s so bright, I gotta wear a bullet proof vest.

Obama has made it clear: He wants us OUT of our cars, and onto the trains. I don’t know how most feel about it, but if you lose the ability to get in your car and drive to Colorado, or New York, or Texas, and you lose your freedom.

I woke up thinking about this…really. I was remembering all the cars that I have owned, and realized I could measure the years and events of my life by my cars. America has been…all about the car. Just ask P.J. O’Rourke. For the boys: it the car. You reach puberty and that first car is probably, next to sex, the most important thing on your mind.

So, my second waking thought was— Why did I like one car over another?  My favorite car, was not what you would have expected.

“The Purple People Eater” was my first car. I was sixteen, and I had purple everything: boots, bell-bottoms, shirts, dresses, eye shadow to match. It was my ticket to college.

Free at last!  I liked that so much, that I traded it in for a brown duster. My favorite memory was in that Duster: I was eighteen when I asked a young fellow to be my escort, and we drove 13 hours straight into New Orleans, to see Mardi Gras, where we both, innocent as lambs, went to our first strip bar, and got kicked OUT of our first strip bar, because neither one of us had more than dollar bills on us. The strippers had to have tens. Who knew? But the back seat folded down, and left plenty of room for two to sleep. And you know what? We were completely innocent. Not even a kiss. I remember, a hand on my hip, because it was cold. Boy, was I ever so glad he was there.

Now, I came back, and my parents, who were real sticklers about trading in a car every three years, talked me into getting rid of it. So, I got a blue firebird, with white leather seats. I remember the guy who sold me the car, he could NOT believe that I actually wanted to keep my old brown duster. (That’s me standing next to the car, the day I bought it. )

Later…I traded that blue firebird in for a van, because, as a musician I had a lot of equipment to haul. I had four 4560 JBL speakers, and they took up the whole back end. The whole inside was carpeted. I loved that van, and had it for a good ten years, but then I traded it in for another firebird.  A truly beautiful yellow.

When I saw that care on the Pontiac display floor, I wanted it bad. The headlights folded up..so cool. . My five year old son kept saying “Get this one mommy” …Okay. Sold. I kept it and gave it to him when he was sixteen.

That’s him going to his first dance.

Once, Americans could fix any car. It’s one of the reasons we won WWII. When a machine broke down, our men could fix them, the Germans, not so much.  Now, with parts from all over the globe. Give it up.  Unless you are fortunate enough to have the talent to fix cars. Those men should be videotaped and their knowledge preserved. Hell…those men should be worshipped.

We are a vast country, and when Obama starts into his dreams of high speed trains everywhere, it gives me the willies. Here in St. Louis we have a train going downtown, and be real, I won’t ride it. Why? I can sit in a air conditioned car, with the power of the wheel, the speed as I pass the lonely streets…are you kidding? Take away the freedom to explore?

The elites want to change all that. If they had their way, we’d all go to work holding our lunch bags cruising along on our Segways.

Nobody says” You will tear my car out of my cold dead hands!”

Every car in my life brings back memories…drive in movies, back seats, driving in a blizzard in the mountains of Colorado. Even being tortured by the vast wheat fields of Kansas. I had some pretty nice memories…the yellow firebird was my favoirte to drive, but memories? The brown duster wins hands down.
You want to know why?

Because it was in that plain old brown Duster that I learned, that men can be noble, kind, sweet, gentle, and your best friend if you let them. They are not all out to get women, and trust me, that was the message from the great feminists at the time. I don’t know what it’s like for men, but I still wonder where Mike is. Looking back on it, he looked like a young Keeana Reeves. And If I had to do it all over again, I might never have gotten the blue firebird. I’m a practical gal.

UNLESS of course, you gave me the new
Lamborghini Aventador.

I’ve had many cars since then. But, we should make sure, that it’s not just the elites to get to drive cars in the future, don’t you think?

July 18, 2011 Posted by | economy, Life | 2 Comments

Nobody Gets Email: Oh…My…GOODness…


Harlequin Novel, Updated …. 2011 Version:

He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into the empty room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. “Just relax.” Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn’t care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and over my buttocks. Although I knew nothing about this man , I felt oddly trusting and expectant.

This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking ‘No’ for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say . . . .
Keep reading. . . . . .

“Okay ma’am, you can board your flight now.”

July 16, 2011 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment

Nobody Gets Email: Farmer Cool

Nobody Flashes Email

It’s the weekend and I have gotten lots of nice emails this week–so let’s start out with a salute to a farmer who STILL owns his own land.

Why do I know that? Do you really think a government owned farm would do this?
Naw…me neither.
(Thanks to Mona)
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This is just south on Hwy 75 south. A farmer does it with his tractor and not sure if he uses a plow or a disc. He uses GPS to get the letters readable. He has done this every fall for several years now.
Here’s the view from the flight pattern into OFFUTT AIR FORCE BASE (Bellevue , NE., just south of Omaha).
This is what our servicemen see when landing at Offutt AFB. Hat tip to the Bellevue farmer who made it happen!

July 16, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody Mourns


Nobody’s Opinion

Obama was determined today to get his debt limit “money.” After playing the class warfare card, the “kill grandma card,” the Ronald Reagan card, he went back to the one card he could always count on: The race card.

Sheila the Jacka***s…son Lee, did it for him:
“I do not understand what I think is the maligning and maliciousness [toward] this president,” said Jackson Lee, a member of the Congressional Black Caucus. “Why is he different? And in my community, that is the question that we raise. In the minority community that is question that is being raised. Why is this president being treated so disrespectfully? Why has the debt limit been raised 60 times? Why did the leader of the Senate continually talk about his job is to bring the president down to make sure he is unelected?”

Sheila shows her vast knowledge of American history here. Why, there is not one example, since George Washington ran back to Mt. Vernon, of a opposing Senator EVER wanting to out the President holding office, right? Nobody Thinks that Sheila knows better…because to think that she knows nothing of American history is beyond scary. and speaking of scary…

Nobody Wonders where Obama gets his stats. Obama claims that more than 80 percent of the people want more taxes. Right— just like we want more poisoned dog food, higher gas prices, crack houses, someone feeling us up at airports, gangrene, a bullet through our head, our child picked up by a serial killer, or to see another exposing Wiener picture.

Obama:

“And I think increasingly the American people are going to say to themselves, you know what? If a party or a politician is constantly taking the position ‘my way or the highway,’ constantly being locked into, you know, ideologically rigid positions, that you know, we’re going to remember at the polls,”

Obama doesn’t seem to care that he is the one for the past year saying “my way or the highway” Funny how reporters never ever points out that the Democrats always accuse the other party of doing EXACTLY the crime they are committing at the moment. It’s a daily exercise for them.

On the other side of the ocean, Rebekah Brook, the editor that resigned over the Murdoch scandal, costing his company millions, has lost a friend: Murdoch’s’ daughter. Elizabeth claimed Brooks had been “f****ing the company.”

 Nobody Knows if MS Brook was a diehard liberal planted to bring down the company, BUT, Murdoch has a weakness for pretty woman. If there is one thing you have to be, it’s a very beautiful woman, or you will not work for Murdoch. Nobody Thinks Murdoch, was brought down by a pretty face, but then again,  Nobody’s Perfect.

And speaking of Perfect: it seem Hugh Hefner just can’t believe that his very young fiancé dished him. (That’s Hugh with some of his x-wives) ‘But in the weeks immediately afterward, as we got very close to the marriage, you know, something was not right. But I didn’t see it coming, I truly didn’t see it coming.’ say Hugh.

Besides the fact that he insists that all his girlfriends and wives never leave his bunny estate, and that despite his millions, most of those girls want the guy of their dreams ..and they are using HIM to get ahead—he still doesn’t get it? No wonder he locks them up.

 Nobody Flashes that Hugh has a serious case of dementia, with a heavy side cocktail of deliriums.

And speaking of deliriums…Prince Alwaleed, the man who demanded that Rebakah Brook be fired due to the fact that he owns major stock in FOX and was salivating for the big FOX deal about to go through in England, said this:
“Ethics to me is very important, definitely. I will not tolerate to deal with a company that has a lady or a man that has any sliver of doubt on her or his integrity,”

 Nobody Remembers that Giuliani turned down the $10 million that the Prince offered him after 9/11, and how we all cheered. Giuliani said that his statements drew “a moral equivalency between liberal democracies like the United States, like Israel, and terrorist states and those who condone terrorism.” Coming from a man who also said the United States should re-examine its policies in the Middle East” after 9/11, you have to wonder where his “Ethics” lie.

Blaming America for 9/11 is not what most would call “ethical” at all.

 Nobody Cares: In the mist of all this political grand soap opera today, my little blue parakeet, Pepe, died . He had a grand eight years of singing to me and making me laugh. He has had pneumonia for over three weeks, and fought bravely to not let it show. He pretended to eat at the bottom of the cage with the other birds…and then, gently went to sleep among them this afternoon, while they ate around him.

We loved each other very much, me and my Pepe. He was my little joy, ….and I will miss him…dearly.

July 15, 2011 Posted by | Life, Obama, politics | , , | 4 Comments

Will the Republicans Grow a Few, or Give In?

Nobody Wonders:

The Republicans are demanding an apology from Obama, for scaring old people and soldiers this past week, BECAUSE, and this is the perfect point: of all the places to cut, Obama has picked the old people’s money.

They could cut wars, Obama’s salary,— heck, downsized everyone’s salary in government…Nancy Pelosi’s jet travels, ACORN, White House parties, the whole Department of Education…and Barney Frank’s laundry bills, but nooooooo…they always scare the old people. You know, they are making lots of  movies now saying how if George Bush had not made Goldman Sachs the second home to the White House, the world would have collapsed.

They are writing history to cover up their own massive crimes. I just watched Oliver Stones “Wall Street Two.” While it was on the lame side, it sort of glorified how a bunch of people sit around vast computer screens and gamble, with other people’s money, and committing massive crimes…and then, he gave it a happy ending. All this to save the elite’s portfolios.

It’s beginning to look like a bunch of the global elites are just trying to  save their own “ass” sets.  Wall Street…might as well move the White House to New York.

Enjoy.

 

July 14, 2011 Posted by | Obama, politics | , | 1 Comment

Reagan Walked Out on the Russians—Obama Walked Out on the American People

Nobody Knows

—how this happened, but the two subjects high on the media excitement today, actually go together in a way. At least in this nobody’s mind …they go together like…
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I can’t say it. You’ll see.
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FIRST: it was big news…Obama walked out of the debt ceiling meetings today. You know, it’s beyond me why they even let Obama into these meetings because it’s really the Congress’s business to deal with, but Obama is down so low in the polls, he has to pull the old, “I’m doing just what Ronald Reagan would do.” trick. He needs at least a few conservatives besides Mitch McConnell to vote for him.
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Yes, today, Obama pulled out “The BIG ACE.” card.
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By walking out of a meeting with Eric Cantor, a Republican that still has his brains intact, he was purposely trying to insinuate that the Republicans are just evil communists, and he is the brave man trying to save grandma’s old rotten teeth. The Democrats always bring Reagan into their conversations when they want to score brownie points and confuse the enemy.
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Take this fine example of “Democrapicspeak” written by Dianne Feinstein, in February 4, 2011.
It was a time when a financial and fiscal crisis brought the two parties together to compromise on tough choices about taxes and spending. In 1983, President Reagan and Speaker Tip O’Neil came together to compromise on Social Security, based on proposals from a commission led by Alan Greenspan.
During the times and attitudes of the Cold War, Reagan took his biggest gamble with bipartisanship: Dealing with Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev. Conservatives applauded when Reagan walked out of the 1986 Reykjavik summit over his refusal to give up his Strategic Defense Initiative. But those same conservatives also vociferously criticized Reagan for signing the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty a year later. Under the terms of the treaty, both the United States and the Soviet Union were to vastly reduce their nuclear and ballistic missiles.
Either she knew what was coming up, or she was just pulling out the Reagan Ace. It must be written in their little leftist bedside reading books: When all else fails: compare yourself to Ronald Reagan.
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To compare Obama walking out on debt talks to Ronald Reagan walking out on Gorbechev, is like comparing someone walking out of a Wal-Mart sale to bin Laden walking away from a bunch of Navy Seals.
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SECOND: Bill Gates is going to reform the world’s toilets. That’s right, Bill is coming up with many ways to make money. I guess, before his computers can be put into all those African tribes, they really need to up on the sanitation. After all, Bill and his wife like to go to all those villages, and they can’t find a decent toilet. If you’ve ever seen their house, (It’s so clean that it looks like its nuked every two minutes) for them to use dirt when they are there, has GOT to be killing them.
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So, Bill, being the creative mind that he is: is deciding to redesign the way all humans excrete. And you can bet, he will own all the patents on this new gadget. So far, they are mostly pits. (like in the old caveman days) but soon, with the help of the UN, all that “human waste” will go into making Bio-Fuels.
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The urine they will make into drinking water.
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Good luck with that Bill.
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Yes, Obama reminds me…of those two things that Bill Gates is trying to help turn into more gold—Number. One, and Number Two. And in 2012 we will have a new human excrement to add to the list: .Number Three:  Politicians.

July 14, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Obama, Presidents | , | 1 Comment

Benedict McConnell

Nobody Wins:

It’s a tight ballgame at the old Whitehouse tonight. President Obama ran out of race cards and class warfare cards, so he threw down the— If you don’t raise the debt limit and give me more money, then grandma and grandpa will get no money, and they will starve– card. Yes, The biggest bully on the block, ‘Your highness” Obama, threatened the American people again.
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Mr. Obama said in an recent interview: “This is not just a matter of Social Security checks. These are veterans checks, these are folks on disability and their checks. There are about 70 million checks that go out.”
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While many reporters proved with facts and figures that the United States takes in more than enough money to pay the debt…Obama continued to lie and bully us with threats of devastation.Even if the House is filled with many tea party representatives, with Rhino leaders, they might as well all go home. Because today, for the first time in history, we have a man who has gone beyond the insidiousness of our first traitor…Benedict Arnold.
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Mitch McConnell, a so called “Republican.”    Traitor.
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“The president has presented us with three choices: smoke and mirrors, tax hikes, or default. Republicans choose none of the above. I had hoped to do good, but I refuse to do harm. So Republicans will choose a path that actually reflects the will of the people, which is to do the responsible thing and ensure that the government doesn’t default on its obligations,” he said. Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell
Well, fine statement, but he left out his traitorous intentions.
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FROM ALEX JONES:
In blatant contradiction to the Constitution and intent for the separation of powers, Republican Senator Mitch McConnell has proposed solving the debt ceiling issue by handing over the power of the purse (specified under Section 1 Article 8 of the Constitution) over to the Office of the Presidency.
Great. The President can start wars, and the Constitution, is dead. Won’t be long before he puts us all to work picking carrots to be sent to Libya.
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Time magazine didn’t have to wait too long did they? It is being killed with the help of our great conservative leaders.
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Nobody Thinks, Congress just made itself obsolete. America would be better off if we just sent two guys (Sam and Dean Winchester) to rule us all, making decisions by playing Rock, Paper, and Scissors, instead of a Congress filled with career men sucking up to the oligarchy of the global network of psychopaths.

July 13, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, economy, Obama | , , | 5 Comments

The Giant BlackEyed Pea-Brain of Barack

Nobody Cares

–that our President can’t stop looking down his nose and talking to all of us as if we are mere children to scold. It’s not just us, he treats anyone who disagrees with him like that. I don’t know who writes his little snobby sound bites, but I’d like to drop him right into the middle of a big batch of…skunk pudding, and tell him (or her?) to read something else besides kitchen recipes.

I didn’t like it when President Clinton wagged his finger in anger at the American people who pay his salary, and I certainly don’t like it when President Obama wags his finger at us, and gets mad when he doesn’t get his way. Something tells me I’m not alone in that.

But he sure does like to “dictate” what he wants, doesn’t he? Today, DADDY Obama said this:

“It’s time to pull off the Band-Aid and eat our peas.”

Let me get this straight: Obama has spent more money than all the past Presidents combined, and NOW he wants to fix it, by having us give him MORE money?

Who’s the big glutton here?

NOBODY SAYS: You stop giving all those big expensive parties for all your friends, taking all those expensive vacations, and giving away trillions to big unions, and Wall Street, and other countries like Greece (He just gave them another 780 BILLION for a bailout) and stop acting like the spoiled dictator child in diapers first, who likes to start expensive new wars to make himself feel important, and we’ll eat whatever we please Mr. President, because we pay YOU.

Oh…that just never sank in, did it?

Today, it was reported that Michelle Obama had a big hamburger with French fries, which contained enough calories to float a fat friggin flotilla—setting another fine example of how the elite can do whatever they want, while telling the rest of us to sacrifice.

(Manage your own wife first, Barak).

Obama acts as if HE makes the final decision on the debt ceiling question. But according to Ron Paul, a balanced budget amendment doesn’t even require the signature of the Presidents. It simply needs Congress to stand up.

Bonehead and Obama have been coming out all day, one saying “I will not raise taxes,” and the other saying, “You WILL agree to raise taxes.”  Rand Paul says this:

“What they’re talking about would disgust you. They’re plotting to raise the debt ceiling by 2.4 TRILLION dollars more now, with the promise of just a few cuts later. “

Meanwhile, Little Timmy Geithner keeps threatening economic Armageddon: “If they don’t act, then we face catastrophic damage to the American economy.”  He says we will suffer…for a long time. It’s was a big, blatant, ugly threat.

NOBODY SAYS: Well Timmy, come to my neighborhood. You have already pretty much destroyed it, and it didn’t take you long. We’re already suffering. What…there’s more?

Master Pea maker Obama gets even more insidious:

 Washington Post:

He flat-out rejected the idea of a short-term deal — 30, 60, 90 or even 180 days — on the debt ceiling by noting that “this is the United States of America, and we don’t manage our affairs in three-month increments.” (Hard not to hear parental echoes in that line; “That’s not the way we do things in this house….”)

NOBODY SAYS: Well, let’s see..since the democrats have been in power, they didn’t even pass a budget…and they’ve been in power since…2008…that’s over three years, a lot longer than 3 months. What were they waiting for?  Can you say” Scapegoat?”

So, both parties will agree…cut the old people’s benefits. The Medicare, and Social Security, because those are both in the deep read anyway. And taxes will be raised…just not before the next election, where the REAL hurt will come in.

Obama stressed that “nobody’s looking to raise taxes right now.” Instead, he said, “what we have talked about is that starting in 2013 that we have gotten rid of some of these egregious loopholes that are benefiting corporate jet owners or oil companies at a time where they’re making billions of dollars of profits”

NOBODY SAYS: in Obama speak it really means what’s left of the private sector will be destroyed. Small businesses will go first. The ONLY way he can get his way is to make us all jealous of rich people. It’s an old communist ploy that works every time.

So, what will happen in the next few days? They will either come to a deal, which will be a farce, but they will both spin it as a good thing: or there will be no deal, and Obama will just raise the ceiling debt citing the 14th amendment, to save the “country”  OR, the deal they sign will have spending cuts in trade for tax increases, but the spending cuts will never come.

That’s what the Democrats did to Reagan in 1986. That’s the way they work.

NOBODY WONDERS if Craig Smith is right: There is a planned strategy, and it’s called Inflatoccracy:

 Inflatocracy is a form of government, Smith and Ponte explain, “in which deliberately debasing our money has become a primary tool of social engineering, drug-like mind manipulation, wealth redistribution, secret taxation, and political power.”

What we need now, is for enough of the Congress to stand up to the Black-eyed Pea-head in the executive office and say;

“Eat you own peas, pea-brain.”

 

 

 

July 11, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, democrats, economy | , | 3 Comments

Can We Blame Dick Cheney ONE MORE TIME?

Nobody’s Opinion

When you first watch this video, you might think that these guys are for real. Well, I’m here to observe that NOBODY could be that stupid. Comparing a Pinto to a Ferrari…even a five-year-old boy knows that’s a no-brainer. And Muslims are peaceful? No…these guys took the talking points of every single democratic pundit and literally threw up a short, but fun satire.

I need a bath.

Then again, the guy in the middle could be for real. They all look like virgins, so that would explain why they blame Bush for everything. I don’t know. I’m beginning to suspect that all liberals have a hormonal imbalance. What else explains a habit they have of parroting everything they see or hear on TV?

Wait…did I just dish half the human race? Sorry.

I’m having trouble being serous today.

 

July 10, 2011 Posted by | democrats | | Leave a comment

Nobody Gets Email: Funeral Campaign Donations

Nobody Gets Email

Please remember readers, that when I post emails, the stuff in them could be true, or false. Also remember that I’m not posting them for any kind of journalistic reporting. I’m just posting emails that I get from my readers and friends,and ones that strike a chord or make me think.

Kinda like the Tarot cards. They might be all BS, but you have to admit, if you take what they say, and think about your life while someone is reading the cards to you, you can arrange them to solve most any problem, and even come up with solutions. Sort of like a best friend making you think of all the possibilities.

How did I get on Tarot cards? (Don’t ask)

What I really liked about this email, is —not only was it funny, I thought it might be a good way to raise money for candidates opposing Obama. Smething tells me that with Obamacare, this fundraising method might catch on really fast!

(Thanks to Tom Bebee)

July 9, 2011 Posted by | Just life | | 1 Comment

One Small Step for Obama: One BIG LOSS for Mankind

Nobody Remembers

—the first man on the moon—Neil Armstrong, Walter Cronkite, and the saying, “This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” It’s part of our American soul.

On that July day in 1969, when Neil took that first step, America was proud, and had no doubt that we were the best of humanity. Space was the final frontier, and we wanted to find it.

Today was one of the saddest days of our country. The last Shuttle Atlantis, was launched with, no doubt, thousands of heartfelt tears, from the people who devoted their lives to each and every detail of our American space program.

On the news…they acted as if it was just another day.

Obama seems to have this idea that America just needs to step aside and let the other countries shine. Hillary is reaching out to help the Muslims realize their greatness. Obama reaches out to Brazil and gives them not only tax payer money to buy their oil, but permission to drill in fields that he made off base for American companies. Just the fact that companies need “permission” should be a red flag to tyranny.

It’s obvious: Our leaders WANT us on the backburner. They are shutting down America, and turning off the lights. At least, that’s what it feels like. Most of the older folks that grew up on movies like E.T, Star Trek, Star Wars, and my personal favorite , the old Dr. Who series with Tom Baker, cannot believe that we have gone from Apollo 13 to the Three Little Witches.

Haven’t you been noticing all the “witches” dominating the movies, and TV? What? Do they want us to go back to the dark ages? Instead of dreaming of becoming astronauts, kids will be sitting in their rooms casting spells and chanting to the Devil.

Great.

I have been reading lately about how machines will take over man someday soon…but tell me, can they program a machine to dream? For space was man’s dream. We used to worship Galileo, and now we worship….wait…we have no one to worship. Our sports stars are lame, our movie stars are wacko’s and our politicians are…well, I won’t go there.

Even Joni Mitchell told us we are stardust…so, why haven’t we gone back to the moon? We STILL have to do that don’t we? Nope, no money they say. Obama thinks the program is expendable. If we want to go into space, we will have to pay the Russians 50 million.

The 135 Shuttle missions brought us the International Space Station, and the Hubble. So what? Did America build a Space Station for Russia? In the end, Obama hands it over to them on a golden platter?

What is wrong with this picture?

This act alone, closing down one of our most important assets ranks right up there as a high crimes. Instead of talking about raising the debt limit we should be talking impeachment. He’s committed enough crimes.

Right. After Clinton, that will never happen ever again. They put the whole thing about sex when it should have been about Bill Clinton making sure that China got enough technology to be able to nuke us.
First President Clinton gives our technology to the Chinese, Now President Obama gives the Space station to the Russians.

So…like everything that happens, the question is: who is going to benefit from the closing of NASA?

Every single person who has stock in Richard Branson’s trips to space, and that new mega company will own all the new technological patents. No longer will any government be able to claim the patents or inventions, but you can bet that all the politicians will have generous stocks in the new private companies. It’s all about the money.

So, tell me…Tom Hanks…why do you love Obama again?How many shares are you in for? It’s one thing for the malls to close down..but when NASA goes, you can bet, we don’t have too many days left. To me, it’s the darkest of days. Our national pride…has been shut down like a cheap carnival ride.

It’s disgusting. Not one word from ANY politician. That alone should tell you what’s coming. The silence is almost..like a deep black hole.

This was one small step for Obama, but one BIG loss to mankind.

July 9, 2011 Posted by | Presidents, science | | 1 Comment

Rupert Murdoch: Running With the Bulls

Nobody Wonders—

What does a business man do when his organization is caught doing illegal things? Why—- he just gets rid of the whole company, of course! That’s what Rupert Murdoch did when it was found out, according to many, that the phones of entertainers, politicians, and other unsuspecting souls were tapped to get the stories for London’s favorite Sunday Newspaper…The Sun.
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Rupert is having a rough time lately. One of his biggest stars (Glenn Beck) has left ship to form his own empire. He had to sell MySpace for a loss. And he has many enemies all over the globe, working overtime, trying to bring him down. Here in the states, FOX News is just about the only conservative news program left, so it’s no wonder.
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Bill O’Reilly, probably his biggest star, didn’t miss a beat after Glenn left. He is going to go on tour without Glenn Beck, and will be touring a new show with Dennis Miller. I saw the Bold and Fresh Show with Glenn and Bill. I was surprised to discover Bill is really a funny man. The new show without Glenn, will be just as entertaining, you can bet your cowboy booties.
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I have to say, Nobody gives credit to the old guy for this bold step. What makes me wonder is: why just him? Google has a humongous data bank of information of people all over the globe, informatin that was gotten illegally, and yet, you don’t see the Google executives shutting it down. And soon, Apple will be having a “cloud’ recording every single email and phone message ever sent.
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And they willingly hand everything over to the government. Where’s the privacy?
On January 18, 2006, the U.S. Justice Department filed a motion to order Google to turn over a “multi-stage random sample of one million URL’s” from Google’s database and a computer file with, “the text of each search string entered onto Google’s search engine over a one-week period (absent any information identifying the person who entered such query). On March 18, 2006, a federal judge ruled that while Google must surrender 50,000 random URLs, the Department of Justice did not meet the necessary burden to force Google to disclose any search terms entered by its users.
Tell me, what’s the difference? They are not making the information public? It’s not illegal to snatch it without permission, only if you use it?
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While we all stammer with godlike admiration of the boy who invented FACEBOOK…a boy who literally stole an idea and made it bigger, one wonders…where are the rules?
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Some can steal, and some can’t. Work WITH the government, and you are left alone.
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The only rule that you have to know and instill in your children is that Big Brother is watching you…and all his many corporate friends. If you don’t know that now—
— then I suggest you stop running with the bulls.

July 7, 2011 Posted by | Media, politics | , | 2 Comments

The “Dysfunctional” Defense of Casey Anthony

Nobody Wins

For those of you who have NOT been following the story of “mother of the year,” –the Casey Anthony trial, you will therefore not be upset that the jury found her not guilty of killing her 2-year-old child. Most everyone who followed the whole circus on TV are— at the moment, appalled and outraged, that in America, a woman who doesn’t even report her child missing for a whole month is going to go free. At the same time, little was made of a lady who had been grocery shopping while carrying her recently three-day-old dead baby in her arms. No mention what happened to her.

Oh, she was black….probably…just lost or depressed. She KNEW where her baby was.

At the same time this was happening, Roger Clemens, a MLB pitcher who lied under oath, might go to jail for over 30 years from doing something that only hurt himself. (with steroid use, physical speaking) So, how do we compare that to a woman who lied with every statement and who probably killed her child—and she goes free?

Well, there is a reason we were told: Casey was sexually abused. That’s why she lies. Poor dear, she had been so traumatized by sexual abuse that…she just couldn’t be responsible for that child.  That was the defense, and it worked.

By the way, Oprah Winfrey was sexaully abused and it didn’t seem to keep her from being responsible. I’m just saying.

So—Why did the jury set her free? For the same reason O.J. Simpson got off….guilt and pity, and our politically correct liberal views that have permeated the society like a cancer. Pity the black man, for he is put down every day by the white man.  O.J. got off because his lawyers took your mind off the crime, and put it on the cops that were out to get the black man.  Pity for the young single mother, who was sexually abused by her father. Why, ANYONE would forget…or “misplace” a child if she had suffered by the hands of a cop…a cop who had sex with his daughter. Some would even “speculate” and say that little girl was his. Maybe Dad knows what happened and helped his daughter cover it up.

And let’s fact it…Dad LOOKED and acted like a man who would do such a thing. When he pulled his little “suicide” stunt, then it was a sure bet he had been guilty of something. What kind of father does that right in the middle of his daughter’s murder trial? According to some experts, a suicide fake is common among men who abuse women.

One of the jurors, despite the evidence pointing to Casey. —told it plain and simple: it was a dysfunctional family, therefore, they are not responsible for what they do. That’s how sick our society has become. We are willing to accept any crime, because the criminal had a “rough” life.

We have Presidents who lie to Grand Juries, bomb countries, kill innocent people without permission, evade taxes, and now, with ObamaCare, think nothing of sentencing 70 million people to early death. Our politicians ALWAYS go unpunished. How can we expect any justice out of our courts at all?

The good new is: People everywhere are outraged. But Nobody Wins, when a whole nation was forced, ( once again) to witness criminals going free. It doesn’t do much for the national morale.

God help us all when juries are filled with bleeding hearts, and lots of stupid people. Wait…our CONGRESS is filled with bleeding hearts and lots of stupid people.

We’d better not wait for God’s help.

Casey, will be back…with a book deal and a movie deal.  She will go on to make big bucks and have another child,…. and so our natioanl dysfunctional life goes on.

July 6, 2011 Posted by | Life, Media, Uncategorized | | 3 Comments