Women Are SUFFERING Everywhere
Nobody Reports
It seems being a woman in China is more dangerous now than it ever was before the revolution. One woman was actually KILLED by a runaway shopping cart. I can relate. One time, in a local shopping parking lot, some woman tried to kill me with her car, because she wanted my boyfriend. But I outsmarted her…meaning…I ran REAL hard, and graciously gave him to her. But, this poor woman didn’t see it coming. It smashed her into a pillar and that was about it.
And it’s not just the shopping carts that are attacking Chinese women. (Maybe she was an old girlfriend of Jackie Chan) Breast implants are exploding.
A Chinese woman’s breast implant exploded after playing a game (Dragon Summon) on her iPhone while lying on her stomach for four hours.
I’m sure her Dragon Summon score was worth the pain.
But, the Chinese women, are not the only ones who are suffering. Hillary Clinton is now selling tee-shirts with her facc plastered on the front to start up her Presidential campaign for 2016.Ā She looks like a Buddha-in-the-moon, with a serious 1984 big sister gaze.
I’d take runaway shopping carts and exploding breast plants any old day. But what I really would like to say is:
Do you think some Chinese officials would take Hillary shopping next time she goes to visit? We really are NOT ready for her.
I’m just….saying. American women could use some help.
(It’s a JOKE NSA. Get real.)
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Shopping trollies all over the world have an evil reputation. Few want to go where their pushers want them to go and many cause untold damage. (Untold because a YT camera was not nearby or the NSA are building up a secret file on Terrorist ones).
I take a walking stick when I go shopping. Not that I need to rest on it much now but it is useful for whacking the trolley when it goes the wrong way. I was approached just the other day by a strange woman (a stranger, that is) in the supermarket who observed me giving my trolley a sound thrashing. She asked me to give hers one too.
But I missed the chance – not having been alerted by this piece, Joy – of giving her breasts a poke to remind them to behave themselves.
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That’s a sad story amfortas.
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Ah, go on.
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