Women Are SUFFERING Everywhere
It seems being a woman in China is more dangerous now than it ever was before the revolution. One woman was actually KILLED by a runaway shopping cart. I can relate. One time, in a local shopping parking lot, some woman tried to kill me with her car, because she wanted my boyfriend. But I outsmarted her…meaning…I ran REAL hard, and graciously gave him to her. But, this poor woman didn’t see it coming. It smashed her into a pillar and that was about it.
And it’s not just the shopping carts that are attacking Chinese women. (Maybe she was an old girlfriend of Jackie Chan) Breast implants are exploding.
I’m sure her Dragon Summon score was worth the pain.
But, the Chinese women, are not the only ones who are suffering. Hillary Clinton is now selling tee-shirts with her facc plastered on the front to start up her Presidential campaign for 2016. She looks like a Buddha-in-the-moon, with a serious 1984 big sister gaze.
I’d take runaway shopping carts and exploding breast plants any old day. But what I really would like to say is:
Do you think some Chinese officials would take Hillary shopping next time she goes to visit? We really are NOT ready for her.
I’m just….saying. American women could use some help.
(It’s a JOKE NSA. Get real.)