Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Sex on the Tracks

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week, it was pretty easy to find two very prominent replicas of imperfection: First Up: Obama and his Gestapo of democratic reprehensible political busboys in the Senate: For a whole week we have heard nothing but lies and bullying from Obama and his parody of a circus clown, Harry Reid— insulting, and refusing to even listen to anyone who wants to help America fix the horrible nightmare called Obamacare.  In fact, Obama just keeps insulting those “right-wing radicals.” who want to throw it out. Obama said this:

Newsmax: Saying a government shutdown would have a “very real economic impact on real people,” President Barack Obama said in a White House statement before the press on Monday that the Republican Party shouldn’t bring the “entire economy” to a halt just because it didn’t like the outcome of an election.

Yes, Obama said that Obamacare would have a “very real economic impact on real people.” Wait…he didn’t? Saying the entire economy is going to shut down because of the Republicans is like telling your kid that he will never eat ice cream again if he doesn’t eat his black-eyed peas. Not only are these democratic politicians, bloodsucking, whining, sniveling liars—they are getting really boring. The only people that will suffer will be the little guy….all us nobodies. Not only is Congress exempt from Obamacare and all their friends and donors—-so are most of the government workers.

From Drudge: The federal government shutdown will temporarily cut off pay of thousands of Uncle Sam’s workers, but for those considered “excepted employees,” there could be a nice salary bump thanks to rules allowing overtime, compensatory time and other benefits provided to those the administration feels too important to furlough.

So, many of Obama’s chosen ones will make double the money! Imagine that? NEXT: SEX on the Tracks. While America is being put through hell, one can only imagine what kind of day the two victims in the Ukraine had last Saturday. They both got so drunk, on the way home from their night out, they decided to have sex on the railroad tracks…and well…it must have been really GOOD sex because neither of them noticed the train coming.

The ministry cited the surviving victim, who said that he and his girlfriend “failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home… and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks.”

And so they did!—-(experience extreme sensation) The girl..sensation was so extreme…she didn’t live to tell us all about it.  The man..lost both legs. Because of that, I predict many more will try this just to say THEY survived! So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

The man who’s signature accomplishment is that train wreck called Obamacare.

People under Obamacare will be losing more than their legs.

September 30, 2013 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | Barack Obama, Obamacare, Uncategorized | democrats, Humor, Obama, Obamacare