Global Warming Issue is So Pressing, Royals Forget Their Underwear

Nobody Reports

If you want to know who is at the top of the ‘crony capitalistic pig’ bozo tree…he’s come out again.

The soon to be King of England, Prince Charles, who, in front of a meeting with all his powerful, rich, elite buddies, just warned them that if they didn’t act like the tyrants they were all meant to be, the world would collapse:

“… We can choose to act now before it is finally too late, using all of the power and influence that each of you can bring to bear to create an inclusive, sustainable and resilient society,” he said in a speech in London to a conference entitled Inclusive Capitalism.

He added: “There will, of course, be hard choices to make, and, take it from me, in the short term, you will not be popular with your peers, but if you stand firm and take the kind of action that is needed, I have every confidence the rewards will be immense.”

“Rewards will be immense.” No kidding. They all are in line to make trillions.

This Nobody would like to know…”sustainable for who?” Climate Change is all about more control and more mega-bucks in fewer hands.

Prince Charles is right…the regular Nobody on the street is going to be furious at the government of the world forcing us little nobodies into more slavery and loss of property.

And then when billions parish from hunger…and the world’s climate hasn’t changed, what will they say then? “Oh, we did what was right.”

Not to let Prince Charles get all the limelight, in the U. S. we have our own village idiot. John Kerry is carrying on the fine tradition of leaders scaring the masses to death to get MORE money and to control them.

“And I know it’s hard to feel the urgency as we sit here on an absolutely beautiful morning in Boston,’ Kerry said, ‘you might not see climate change as an immediate threat to your job, your communities or your families.

‘But let me tell you, it is.’

If the U.S. does not act, ‘and it turns out that the critics and the naysayers and the members of the Flat Earth Society – if it turns out that they’re wrong, then we are risking nothing less than the future of the entire planet,’ Kerry told graduates of the Massachusetts college and their families.”

Personally, I prefer the “Alien have landed and we must unit to save the world!” fear story that Bill Clinton would prefer, but that’s me.

In the meantime, the royal family continues to flash just how low-class they really are:

What? Kate can’t afford to buy underwear? Has Global Warming made her just to hot to bear wearing clothes?

Does she need a bigger butt?

Until England falls into the sea, at least we can be assured of more Royal Family shenanigans making us all wonder….Maybe the mudbloods should take over.

May 27, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | global warming, The Royal Family, Uncategorized | global warming, John Kerry, Prince Charles, The rich elites