Nobody’s Email: For the Love of a Badger
Nobody Gets Email
I was going through some old email today, and found this. I might have posted it before…but seeing it the second time, I found the guy who owned this Honey Badger just as fun as the Badger himself.
He really LOVES that little guy.
Enjoy…and be amazed.
(Thanks to JR)
Obama: Commander-in-Chief of Lost Golf Balls
Nobody Cares
I was out walking my dog this morning, thinking about the recent news that…guess what? Guess how ISIS picks up billions of dollars worth of expensive military hardware like 1,300 Humvees, worth $1 billion dollars? Pretty easy…it seems. Now the rules of engagement are: IF you happen to be an American Fighter Pilot, and IF you happen to see ISIS stealing American weapons on the ground, you cannot bomb them.
In this photo taken Monday, June 23, 2014, fighters of the al-Qaida-inspired Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) parade in a commandeered Iraqi security forces armored vehicle down a main road at the northern city of Mosul, Iraq, more than two weeks after ISIL took over the country’s second largest city. U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry warned Mideast nations on Wednesday against taking new military action in Iraq that might heighten already-tense sectarian divisions, as reports surfaced that Syria launched airstrikes across the border and Iran has been flying surveillance drones over the neighboring country. (AP Photo)
No, you have to call up the White House first.
Pilot: “Uh…hello? Hello? Can I speak to the President please?”
White House: “Who is placing this call?”
Pilot: “This is Captain America. I am in the current position to bomb about 400 ISIS soldiers sir…I see they are about to steal our equipment….what are your orders? Do I have permission to engage?”
White House: “I’m sorry sir, only the Commander-in-Chief can give those orders, and he is not here at the moment.”
Pilot: “Well then, when will he be back?”
White House: “He is playing golf today, and isn’t expected back until after dinner. But we can relay the message, and in that case it might be anywhere from two to three hours.”
Pilot: “Is there ANYONE else that can give me permission?”
White House: “No sir. Stand down until you receive further orders.”
Pilot. “&$&%^”
Okay. Well. Maybe this isn’t exactly right…I’m sure nobody can even CALL the White House, but I did hear a general say that no pilot anywhere in the Middle East can drop a bomb without checking with the White House first: Which is Obama.
NOT his superior, not the pentagon, not the nearest general…ONLY Obama can give that order, which is why I suppose he is letting Hillary take the blame for Benghazi. To this day, we have no idea where the President was that night..but we now know, everybody was waiting on HIM.
And so, we are arming ISIS because Obama doesn’t want to accidentally “Kill” any nearby Sheppard boy, and because he simply cannot be bothered about the whole mess.
Not only are taxpayers forking out billions of dollars of expensive military hardware and arming people that want to kill us with it, we are also paying for Obama’s daily Air Force One jaunt to his favorite golf courses…which are sometime hours even continents away.
And yet…they want to cut your Social Security checks.
Nobody Thinks that Obama should have to call the American people if he wants to go play golf.
Are we stupid or what?
Nobody Remembers John Winthrop
Nobody Remembers
Ever since Ronald Reagan sited John Winthrop’s famous line about how we must strive to be “The shining light on a hill”— John’s place in history was set. After all, not many of us knew who the heck he was. Most people don’t even know who the Vice President is. When Reagan said it, we just thought of some guy standing on the a hill with a big lantern. Well…okay. I did.
John Winthrop was the first governor of Massachusetts. Winthrop actually kick-started America. Before him, America was just a scattering of various people of all kinds, trying to established the wilderness. John was one of the first to really get a population going in New England, and he did it with a firm hand. And by that I mean…VERY strict. He was a Puritan. Sort of a mullah, a pure pope. A top dog of religion. He fancied himself to Moses, and this was long before Russell Crow got the part.
Brooks and Charles Adams later blamed him for the bigotry which lead to the Salem witch trials….of which I’ve been told, ANOTHER one of my ancestors took part of. He was accused of being a witch, (my ancestor) but was later excused. (I must ask my cousin his name, who does our genealogies…but I’m off subject)
Previous colonies had failed because they were ‘carnall not religious.’ Wintrhop said. Only a colony which was governed by reformed religion stood a chance.
John came from Cambridge, trained as a lawyer and worked in the Court of Wards— but lost it because of his Puritan views. And he”came to the conclusion that overcrowded, irreligious, ill-governed England was a lost cause.”
In his General Observations for the Plantation of New England he wrote:
All other Churches of Europe are brought to desolation and it cannot be but that the like Judgment is coming upon us…This land grows weary of its Inhabitants, so as man, who is the most precious of all Creature, is heere more vile and base than the earth they tread upon…We are grown to the height of intemperance in all excess of Ryot, as no mans estate almost will suffice to keep sayle with his equals…The fountains of Learning and Religion are corrupted….Most children, even the best wittes and fayrest hope, are perverted, corrupted and utterly overthrown by the multitude of evil examples and the licentious government of those seminaries.
(Sound like America 2015?)
But fortunately, the people of England who were fed up with their country, could leave, unlike the Americans of today. I mean, where would we go? Mexico?
America was a wide open land, where a man could hope to own land, unlike in England, where just the few could own land. And once you learned how to farm…you were set for life.
So, John Winthrop, in the winter of 1629, formed the largest and best equipped English expedition to America yet. John bought over 1,000 colonists and settle them all around Boston Harbor. And John’s city of light upon the hill was basically a theocracy. The leaders were chosen by men of the church, recruited on their “Godly” behavior, and John Winthrop was their ‘godly’ dictator.
“We must consider that wee shall be as a City upon a Hill, the eyes of all people are upon us.”
BUT…and this is important, (its what separates us from Muslims) there was a wide selection of people who had come to America to get away from the hierarchical orders..that John had set up. They believed that God comes directly to them…they didn’t have to go through any kind of clergy to get near to god. The newly arrived people wanted to get away from clergy rule. And even thought Winthrop was a great leader…not everyone wanted to be under his strict rule.
But…like many dictators do, Winthrop got carried away with his own power. He made all colonists, swear an oath of loyalty to his government in accordance with the charter…and after four years, people demanded to see this “charter” which John Winthrop, had kept a secret, but….he finally had to give in.
And then he admitted, that according to the charter, he had taken maybe too many liberties.
Sorry. Oops.
The new Americans were bound and determined to be ruled by law, not by men, and they were also promised ‘the rights of Englishmen” which Winthrop had taken from them.
So they threw him out. ( You gotta love those first Englishmen.)
From A History of the American People:
“Thus the first political coup in the history of North America was carried out, in 1634 when the colony was still in its infancy. And it was carried out not by force of swords and firearms but by arguments and speeches, and in accordance with the rule of law.
I wish I could tell you that was the end of it, but no…John Winthrop came back after two years, got back into the governorship, went back to his old dictator ways, and was again…demoted to deputy governor in 1644.
Nevertheless..he regained the governorship in 1646 and held it to his death three years later.
So the history lesson here……is………….
TERM LIMITS!!!
You can’t let these politicians stay in office…because you can NEVER get rid of them, and before you know it, they start quoting each other.
Nobody’s Fool: Pamela Geller
Nobody’s Fool
I was just telling my friend Mona, how as I was leaving my local Dollar General Store, I witnessed at least 200 Muslims coming out of a once upon a prairie time–old Christian Church. This church could maybe fit about 50 people at the most, so there were a lot of Muslims strolling around outside in the grass. The neighborhood has grown up around this little historical church, and the vision of all those women dressed in their long dresses, and burka’s was rather disturbing…never in my lifetime could I have imagined to see this in my little neighborhood.
Pamela Geller has been the lone voice in the wind of what is coming–and she has the full force of Obama’s news corps attacking her as a hateful woman. While Erin Burnett tried hard to paint her as a “hater”, Pamela has stayed persistent in her warnings.
ISIS is here. And good Muslims everywhere in the world, take over the churches, put up their Mosques, and then…they take over.
Obama is helping them get a foothold…
So congratulations Pamela. You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for at least trying to be the Paul Revere for the next war…that surely is coming.
And don’t get discouraged: Many of us are listening…
Stay safe.
Bend Over America: They Want MORE
Nobody Wins
At the local news hour tonight, I was watching public broadcasting, and there was an interview with Hank Paulson and Robert Rubin, (both X-U.S. Treasury Secretaries/Goldmen Sachs Presidents) being held in that global hotbed of one world government: The Council of Foreign Relations of which Rubin is now the head of. It seems our elites in the government are on another role to include China in the upcoming TPA deal, which of course— has a few hurdles.
China could eventually join the trade pact currently under negotiation with 12 Pacific nations, President Barack Obama said Wednesday.
What Paulson and Rubin want…is China to build its factories HERE so that the American people can be employed. They are hoping in return that China will open up more markets to the big multinationals in China. But…there’s a catch: China insists that we build up our infrastructure.
And so, both Paulson and Rubin said Americans need to pay higher taxes to do that. Yes. It’s necessary. We must invest in our infrastructure so China can come build its factories here. Which means, China will get a free pass on opening its factories here, while the regular Nobody American will not. He will have to pay double the price.
Add that to Jeb Bush letting us know, that he would raise the Social Security to age 70, and you have a double whammy coming your way.
Never-mind that the government stole that money from your paycheck in the FIRST place, without you having any choice in the matter, they spent it, and despite all the trillions of dollars that THEY have wasted of your money, they have no intention of letting you get your measly little SS paycheck back. They want you to keep working. They need more…in order to keep their stock portfolio’s strong.
And if you just pay MORE money to them to build new roads and airports for China, I’m sure that China will come in, and give you a nice job at 70 to make all the products you can get at Wal-Mart!
It’s a win/win! You will get to work 7 more years, and America can become a subsidiary of China!
This has been the plan all along…One big multinational global government world. This video was taken in 2012.
Nobody Wins-–when China and America merge into one big fascist FUBAR…and…are you mad yet?
U2 Plays in the Subway of New York
Nobody Reports
This is so typical. In this world there are SO many artists as talented as U2 and yet, as Joni Mitchell once said in a song, people pass them by. In a song called “He Played Real Good for Free” written long ago, Joni sang about this:
“Nobody stopped to hear him, though he played so sweet and high
They knew he had never been on their TV, so they passed his music by
I meant to go over and ask for a song, maybe put on a harmony.
But the one man band, by the quick lunch stand, he played real good for free”
Notice how without their great PA system U2 sounds much like any other band on the street…it was only until everybody KNEW who they were, that they came over to listen.
So, support your favorite local band. Not all of them can be famous, but they are a lot cheaper to listen to.
Enjoy!
Nobody Knew That It Took A Village to Raise An Idiot.
Nobody Knows
Here’s a real surprise. (not)
Muslims from Minnesota would not only rather live under Sharia Law, but they LOVE to go live in Somalia instead of America.
So why don’t they?
Nobody Knows why the heck we don’t let them…give them a one way ticket back. The plane ticket would save taxpayers years of future welfare checks. What is even more remarkable is that the reporter didn’t even ask them, WHY they don’t they move back?
I would have.
And speaking of moving back…
Barack Obama made an astonishing remark to his old pal David Axelrod today: he wants to move back to his homeland…Israel. Which is right next to Kenya.
A dismayed President Barack Obama recently vented to his friend and former chief campaign adviser David Axelrod about being perceived by some as a foe to Israel, according to JP Updates.com, The Daily Caller reported.
“‘You know, I think I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office,'” Axelrod recalled during an interview. “‘For people to say that I am anti-Israel, or, even worse, anti-Semitic, it hurts.'”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…his little feelings are hurt. More than any other U.S. President in our history, Obama has insulted the Jews and their leader Netanyahu more times than all the gold pulled out the Jew’s teeth at Auschwitz. And he wonders why we think he hates Jews? He treats the Jews as badly as he treats the cops.
Of course, that’s almost as stupid as the other remark he made today. After saying our economy is doing great due to him, he also patted himself on the back for his foreign policy:
“People don’t remember, when I came into office, the United States in world opinion ranked below China, barely above Russia,” Obama said. “And today, once again, the United States is the most respected country on earth, and part of that I think is because of the work that we did to reengage the world and say that we want to work with you as partners, with mutual interests and mutual respect.”
Nobody Knows but it seems clear: He’s past the point of the delusional no-return. Will he demand that all history books be rewritten and only his version of the great OZ Barack Hussein: all-seeing, all-knowing, all loving, all Jewish, all Muslim, all Blackness—- be forever sketched into the minds of future generations?
Nobody Knows…but here’s a hint of what he CAN do–continue to $*&% us all up.
With political correctness
It was under Obama’s watch that NASA, bit the dust. Adios. Crashed and burned, and now, under the Obama administration, NASA has suggested a new flag on the astronauts who land on MARS. Even if the American taxpayers foot the bill (which we always do) the American Flag is old hat. Earth the planet has a flag, and they want to display it on Mars:
However, NASA has been supporting a design that may replace the American flag during space travel. The new flag, called the International Flag of the Planet Earth, is expected to represent Earth as a whole, rather than segment only the United States.
According to the International Flag of the Planet Earth’s official website, the new flag is intended to represent Earth as a whole and to “remind the people of Earth that we share this planet, no matter of national boundaries.” NASA is hopeful that other countries will adopt the new flag during their space expeditions and bring forth a level of solidarity across the planet, rather than segment the space race into different teams.
Yes, they want you to think that the first person on MARS will be a black woman.
But, that’s not going to happen. It’s either going to be a Chinese man or a Russian man, and who thinks that either China OR Russia is NOT going to plant their own flags first?
Obama dreams of moving from the White House into the New World Government of Obamastan. But hey, if he wants to send his own daughters to MARS, I’ll be the last one to complain.
And so this Nobody ends another week of continual festering ignorance. If I keep this up, I might just get a job reporting for the New York Times.
Nobody Wonders About Bruce’s Ego
Nobody Wonders
Bruce Jenner has made his splash as a female….New Orleans look out. He told the editor of Vanity Fair, this comment about comparing his Olympic Gold Metal to seeing himself on the cover of Vanity Fairs:
“That was a good day, but the last couple of days were better. . . . This shoot was about my life and who I am as a person. It’s not about the fanfare, it’s not about people cheering in the stadium, it’s not about going down the street and everybody giving you ‘that a boy, Bruce,’ pat on the back, O.K. This is about your life.”
Really? He/She is trying to tell us all it’s not about his own ego? Please. I don’t care if he is gay, or a marshmallow, the man simply HAS to be in the spotlight. And to say it’s not about everybody celebrating you, is pure malarkey. Bruce Jenner just wants attention. The liberals are ecstatic to have a past macho he-man turn into a woman. They are besides themselves with glee.
To me, the picture just shows what great makeup artists can do.
On a complexly different note
I was in Wal-Mart the other day and was looking for some 100w replacement bulbs and I glance and..WOW! There was a box that said 100 in big bold letters. BUT…right underneath that big number was a much smaller number of 72. Which was the REAL number, and it was just a marketing gimmick.
So, why did they take 100w bulbs off the market? I don’t think they are conserving energy for the OZONE, could it be, that our electrical grid is so outdated, and they just don’t want to replace or update it. NEVERTHELESS, with millions of illegal’s immigrants flooding the country, and all the cell phones and computers sucking up more than our electrical grid was ever capable of, they just decided to make us use less wattage, and make themselves more profit while they were at it.
The mercury in the bulb was just a nice touch.
Any thoughts on this?
Nobody’s Perfect: John Kerry (VS Pentagon VS Secret Service)
Nobody’s Perfect
Hey! I’ve already decided who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week: It goes out to our Secretary of State, John ( I was born to bike) Kerry, who did something very few people would even think of doing: he went bike riding in the Swiss Alps, and broke a leg, only to end up being flown home in a giant US military C-17 transport aircraft, capable of holding over 100 troops.
If ONLY our ambassador in Benghazi had broken his leg on a bike, he might still be alive. Everyone who knows an ambassador anywhere in the world…tell them if they are in danger, to break a leg. Preferably on a bike, then call the state department.
Now that the winner has been picked, I would deem myself not worthy of this fine Tuesday if I did not report the fact that our government is not paying enough attention to missing weapons of mass destruction. You would THINK after Iraq, they’d put a few more men on finding WMD’s..but..no…weapons of mass destruction are being…lost again.
First: Check your pulse…are you feeling a bit wobbly? Best read this:
The Pentagon has been sending out samples of Anthrax….LIVE Anthrax.
From USA Today:
The Pentagon has learned that additional samples of live anthrax were sent to three laboratories in Canada, two Defense officials confirmed Monday evening.
That means that specimens of the deadly Bacillus anthracis have been sent to labs in 12 states, the District of Columbia and three countries. The samples came from the U.S. Army lab at Dugway Proving Ground in Utah. Scientists there thought they had been shipping inactive strains of the deadly spores for research purposes.
Simple mistake, right? Oops. Sorry. Those guys at the Pentagon were just hung over from the strip bar the night before. Anybody could make that mistake. Come on. Nobody got hurt…big deal.
And THEN, we must question Obama’s Secret Service…again. It seems, a guy in Miami was driving around with a huge Israeli missile, in the back of his convertible…when Obama was in town. Somehow, they missed it.
Madden ( the man’s name) drove from Dania Beach to Boca Raton on Thursday morning with the business end of an Israeli Air Force air-to-surface missile rising from the passenger seat of his topless Volvo.
The day he decided to get the missile just so happened to be the day President Barack Obama was visiting the National Hurricane Center in Miami-Dade County after a night of local fund-raising.
“With Obama in Miami, I was having second thoughts,” Madden said. “I thought people would see me driving around with a missile and it might cause some trouble.”
But he had nothing to worry about.
Even the police didn’t pull him over.
Nevertheless, there is a good side to all this news: Since only the labs that received the anthrax were exposed, most of us are safe.
And the guy with the missile? It ‘wasn’t armed.
BUT…John Kerry is going to miss all the Iranian peace talks
I for one, think…so what if John Kerry’s plane ride home cost the American taxpayer over $100 quadrillion dollars…What’s a few million…if it saved lives?
So, congratulations John Kerry, you win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week! We are GLAD you are such a klutz.
Americans are hoping that you get well soon…and get back on that bike. We hope that you will get back in the saddle and show us what a true American can do.
Pike’s Peak is waiting. Good luck!
NSA: It’s all or nothing? Bull-#($%&
Nobody Reports
Being as we are all used to the tricks and politics of Washington…you know the “delay, delay, delay” and the “cause the biggest problem so that we can come in with OUR solution”…. “Put another fear scaring headlines on the news to distract attention from the crimes of politicians” and the “accuse the other party of doing EXACTLY that crime which you are currently committing” and the “lie, lie, and then lie some more” tactic…how can we be surprised at all at anything happening in Washington?
Yesterday’s victory by Rand Paul, in which he was able stop for a few days, the collecting of everybody’s data, was viewed by Americans who care, as a good thing.
But most of the GOP were in panic mode—because evidently, it not only stopped collecting our data but also the data of terrorists.
It also meant at least a temporary end to the FBI’s authority to gather business records in terrorism and espionage investigations, and to more easily eavesdrop on a suspect who is discarding cellphones to avoid surveillance
Tell me: Whose idea was it to lump a ‘all or nothing’ clause into data collecting? It certainly wasn’t Rand Paul..but that’s how Washington works. Make it look like it’s Rand Paul who is putting us all in danger, NOT the real people.
As Mike Lee pointed out, the Senate knew this day was coming for years…and they did, nothing.(On purpose)…so that the one man who tried to do something was made the villain.
When Rush Limbaugh today, started his program with sarcastic remarks to the American citizen that he could now make that illegal phone call that he couldn’t make before, I thought to myself..
So, Rush is for the Patriot Act and the giving up of the 4th amendment. Okay…good to know. And then he launched right into “Forget all this, they are going to spy on us anyway and what you all need to be paying attention to is Scott Walker.”
I turned on FOX, and sure enough…it was Scott Walker that was the subject of the day. I haven’t checked, but Scott must be for the Patriot Act.
What that does tell you? Rand Paul’s victory put a big scare into the GOP and that means, they don’t think Rand Paul can be controlled. They’d better get to focusing on him.
Rush, along with John McCain said that Rand Paul did this just to get funds for his elections. Right. And Edward Snowden just wanted to have the full force of the United Stated Government hunt him down and kill him…
I don’t buy it.
As far as this Nobody is concerned, Rand Paul is just doing what they all should be doing…following the law. The Constitution. Rush probably lost a few listeners today. I know, I will listen between his lines a lot more carefully than before.
John McCain, R-Ariz. complained to reporters that Paul places “a higher priority on his fundraising and his ambitions than on the security of the nation.”
I don’t know about you…but I’d trust Rand Paul with my safely long before I would trust mad dog John McCain.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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