Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody Knows in EXACTLY 500 Words

Nobody Knowsfunny three

Ignorance is everywhere…in fact, it’s the hottest thing going now around the world. So, let’s begin counting up some of the things that in January of 2015, remain a mystery.

Nobody Knows…

—Why they were advertizing the Powerball amount ($550 mil) every hour, and what happens to the money that the government takes from the person who wins… which is well over half….(not including the taxes you pay after the fact) where does it go? To who? To what? Nobody knows.


—If a town that doesn’t have a football team, (The Rams want to move from St. Louis to L.A.) will go ahead and build an empty stadium just so black contractor’s can have a job.  Seems to be the case.


–Whose BRIGHT idea it was to tie the international money markets to each other so that if one fell down, everybody else’s did too.


—-If ANYONE will watch the remake of the O.J. Simpson trial on Cable. And WHY?funny kim


—If Bernie Sanders really wins the nomination, will he step aside for Hillary?


—-If someone will ask Jeb Bush how he KNOWS that Donald Trump will NOT be President, (He keeps saying it.) because if he does know who the President will be, then the whole process is rigged and Jeb Bush must be part of it.


—Why my friend who works for the Police Department is scared even to tell me what crimes she reported on that day. It’s like she is sworn to secrecy of a secret society and something terrible will happen to her if she even tells me about a traffic accident. And why she doesn’t even think that’s a bit like working in the KGB.


—If the mendacious Hillary will ever tell the truth about anything, and if she is getting Botox.funny five


—How many times I can watch the movie John Wick. (five so far)

—If the reason they keep playing Rocky movies on TV is because nobody is going to see his new one.


—-If  Sly is trying to sell his house in Miami, so that he can leave the country so he doesn’t have to pay taxes?


—WHY…it’s okay that Paul Ryan put a bill on Obama’s desk to repeal Obamacare, but when Ted Cruz stood up in the first place to protest it, and NOBODY was there to help him, he was ostracized by every one of them. They all condemned him for doing such a hopeless thing because Obama would veto it. Well…Obama is going to veto Ryan’s bill. WHY is Ryan a big deal and Cruz not?


—How many people are going to die BECAUSE of Obamacare.

Nobody Knows, who took THIS picture?

Nobody Knows, who took THIS picture?


—Why we aren’t seeing more of the sewage and dead animals from the great flood of the Mississippi rolling down to New Orleans on our news programs?


If you bake an egg, is it really better than boiling it?


Nobody Knows, If I can write EXACTLY 450 words.

(I did it.)

 

January 6, 2016 - Posted by | American Culture, humor, Uncategorized | ,

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