“Apparently” You Either Have Talent, or You Don’t…And Noah Does.
Nobody Reports
Once in a blue moon, a nobody kid makes it to the big time. If you haven’t seen this kid already, no doubt you will see more of him.
He’s money in the bank…”Apparently” will become the new buzz word.
“Apparently” Obama knew you couldn’t keep your doctor.
“Apparently” Obama knew about the crisis on the border.
“Apparently” precocious Noah Ritter can pick his own TV show.
And it’s a great way to end the day.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Perfect: Barry VS Damon
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, I wanted to let loose on Geraldo. The selfie junkie was attacking The Drudge Report for saying negative things about ‘his’ people:
Geraldo Rivera has denounced the Drudge Report for carrying news stories that show some of the negative consequences and dangers from allowing vast numbers of youngsters to enter the country illegally and be spread across the country by the Obama administration.
Okay. Geraldo is like the blind prostitute. You really have to hand it to him.
How can he attack Drudge? Really? Whose side is he on? Where else can you get so much information in one place? If not for the Drudge Report, I couldn’t have found my two losers for today! (Thanks Matt)
So, let’s get started:
Today’s contestants: Marion Barry VS Arwa Damon.
Only in the city as corrupt as Washington D.C. could a mayor who went to prison for smoking crack get reelected. Yes, the good Marion was brought back into the Mayor’s office by popular demand.
And it seems, he took another wrong turn:
Councilman Marion Barry, the former mayor of D.C., was spotted driving the wrong way down Pennsylvania Avenue before colliding with another car, MyFoxDC reported.
The cause of the crash was being investigated. Police said Mr. Barry was cited for driving on the wrong side of the road, expired tags and not having insurance.
Of course, when you’ve been a democrat as long as Mr. Barry, you have to expect a wrong turn every couple of hours. No doubt he just took a wrong turn trying to find the White House.
And then we have Arwa Damon, a reporter for CNN:
Arwa Damon, described by the cable network as a senior international correspondent, was intoxicated and abusive to a medical team stationed on the grounds of the embassy, where Damon did not have authority to be, according to the $2 million lawsuit filed in Manhattan on Monday.
CNN is being sued by two EMTs who say a foreign correspondent for the cable news network bit them in a drunken rage outside the US Embassy in Baghdad.
Wow! Sounds like something Geraldo would to.
Nobody Wonders if MS. Damon was having trouble finding another feminist in Baghdad? Really, I’d get drunk too if I felt like I was not being respected by the men in Baghdad, and being told that should cover up my body.
Okay, so I wouldn’t. Baghdad is not on my ‘need to visit’ bucket list.
Still the real question here is WHERE did she bite these EMTs? Since Geraldo wasn’t there to report, we might never know.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Guess.
Calling All Techie Smart People…..
Nobody Flashes
Okay. Maybe I’m just paranoid. Maybe my imagination is going too wild. Maybe I’ve been spending too many hours reading, lying in the sun—maybe I should not be concerned:
There IS a scientific explanation for everything…right?
Here’s what’s bothering me.
I spend much of my day online. Not all day mind you, but I’m here afterhours. And I have been noticing a tendency that has me going…WHAT?
Not too long ago, I got a new modem, and a brand new router. I have faster internet. AND yet,
Whenever I go to the Glenn Beck site, I get kicked OFF the internet. Within seconds. .
I can visit any other site on the net, and this doesn’t happen. It’s bugging me.
Could this be a virus? Could there be something out there that keeps people from logging on to Glenn Beck’s’ site?
The other weird thing I don’t understand is cell phones.
Just this morning, my husband and I were discussing going to see the new Movie “Guardians of the Galaxy” and on the table beside us, was his cell phone.
He picked it up to scroll down his messages and then all over a sudden we heard, (and very loudly I might add) two people having a conversation.
It took us a few minutes, but we recognized that it was a conversation we had had several days ago. In fact, it was a very long conversation.
I’m sure WE did not record that. (We have the cheapest cell phones money can buy) Neither of us had any idea that you could record whole conversations on your cell phone. It just popped out at us…and frankly, it was disturbing.
Since I don’t claim to know much about the internet, OR cell phones. Anybody out there who can explain either of these weird happenings in a common sense way, I’d appreciate it.
Will cell phones just record at random different conversations all by themselves and play them back to you for fun?
And more importantly, is this happening to anyone else?
The computer? I can easily assume that there are many people who would want to block websites.
In fact, is this just the beginning? Didn’t Obama give the internet up to the ‘world’?
The Cell Phone? I like to think that, IF someone has been monitoring our phone conversations, than I’d like to thank them for letting us know for sure. After all, we still believe that even though our leaders have gone completely out of their minds, most Americans are decent people.
We were discussing….rose bushes. I had a lot to say on the subject, you can imagine.
Anyway, if the NSA, or the Obama administration finds amusement in my little patriot world, may I end with one statement…
“Don’t you have bigger fish to fry?” LOL!
The Great Hypocrisy of Diane Feinstein
Nobody’s Opinion
Here’s the good news: Besides all the bluster and kidding around Obama has been doing this last week about his upcoming impeachment–joking about how much money the democrats are raising from the mere thought of it–he must be worried.
How did I come up with that conclusion?
The state propaganda machine on the Sunday talk shows yesterday were in full attack. They went above and beyond the usual liberal talking points. Liberals were full on in protection mode: And what a better way to do that then to dig up, good old Richard Nixon.
There’s always Richard Nixon. Good old Richard Nixon.
George Stephanopoulos gave a good half hour to the subject of that evil man.
Yes, breaking into the Watergate Hotel was a bigger crime than faking your birth certificate, pushing an unconstitutional health care system on with death panels which will kill millions, selling guns to Mexico, arranging trains to bring up illegal immigrants to Texas to flood our country, damaging our economy so badly half the country goes on food stamps, destroys our military, our cities, our hopes, our dreams, and that’s only a smidgen of his crimes.
Richard Nixon looks like Cookie Monster next to Obama. But, Nixon wasn’t the only one who wanted to know what his enemies were doing: The Clinton’s ordered the FBI to send over confidential files on all the Republicans. After the story broke, the files were returned.
The democrats learned a lesson from Nixon. Don’t make tape recording, shred all evidence, and lie, lie, lie, because they ARE above the law. Why, just because the IRS top official visited the White House more than any other person.. sometimes even twice a day, and three times on Sunday…means nothing!
You have to say one thing: the democrats learned a lot from Capone.
But–what happened in that video? Dianne Feinstein is one of the Senate’s most powerful democrats, and Obama spied on her!
Nobody Thinks her anger is the essence of hypocrisy. This video is almost funny–Diane Feinstein is FURIOUS that Obama used the CIA to spy on her.
Ha ha ha!—ha, ha, ha…ha…
And that’s what I want to complain about: Nowhere have I seen reported, (okay, maybe I missed it) on any major cable network the true problem with Diane complaining about her Constitutional rights. What about OUR Constitutional rights? Where has she been on those? (Remember her stance on gun control?)
Obama isn’t paying her, WE are!
In fact, the oligarchy of Olympus elites step on our Constitutional rights at every chance: And only a handful of Congressmen have come to our defense. Only a handful! The other 535 don’t have to abide by any of our laws, except one that Diane Feinstein forgot, when she criticized the way Obama was handling the border crisis.
Uh-oh. No cookie. Do NOT piss off the President—especially if you are in his own party.
In true form the noctumbulists of the media only report that Diane is upset.
Did she get an apology?
“It is hard to imagine a greater threat to the Constitution’s system of checks and balances than having the CIA spy on the computers used by the very Senate staff carrying out the Senate’s constitutional duty of oversight over the executive branch. It was made worse by CIA Director John Brennan’s misleading the American people in denying any wrongdoing. These latest developments are only the most recent manifestations of a CIA that seems to believe that it is above and beyond the law. An uncontrolled – and seemingly uncontrollable – CIA threatens the very foundations of our Constitution.”
Nancy got a “Oh, it was just an error’ smirk from CIA director Brennan, who has the full confidence of ‘President’ Obama.
Frankly, I think she owes the American people an apology for only thinking of her self. She should have included all Americans in that speech.
How typical…how inequitable, how inexplicable, how…..much fun was it to watch Diane Feinstein scream about something that is happening to us all?
So MUCH fun, I’m going to watch it again!
Nobody Flashes the Lessons of Nature
Nobody Flashes
National Geographic is ALWAYS a good way to start the day….and I would like to know how that guy got under the ice to take that picture of a polar bear stepping over him.
My favorite image is the little baby duck. (I love ducks. I can watch the ducks at the zoo all day. I love the sound of quacks. probably why I write about politics.
But, getting back to National Geographic, I want to note, that Jamie Coots, who did a program for National Geographic on snakes…DIED this year because he refused medical attention after he got bit by one.
Somehow, the video and the picture go together.
Something tells me animals will be here long after we are gone.
Nobody’s Email: If not for Muslims, we’d still be hearing Polish Jokes
Nobody Gets Email:
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, “Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you’re here to service them. Since they’re virgins, they’re quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you’ll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!”
The bomber responded, “Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?”
And Allah replied, “Who said they were women” ?
Nobody’s Email: California 1850
Nobody Flashes Email
History Lesson for Today
Do you know what happened 164 years ago this summer…. September 9, 1850? California became a state!
The people had no electricity, the state had no money and almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets.
So basically NOTHING has changed except back then the women had real tits and the men didn’t hold hands.
And that, my friends, is your history lesson for today.
(Thanks to J.R.)
Sheik Obama, Condemns American Torture…Joe Biden Runs Naked
Nobody Cares
In Obama’s last speech before everyone takes a vacation today, it was much the same tone as he has been doing; Get Harry Reid to stop all bills put forth by the House, then blame the House for doing nothing.
It’s such a con game, and too many Americans fall for it—-only because they stopped teaching the Constitution a long time ago–so many people will believe whatever he says:
This gives him the excuse to play dictator once again: He caused the border crisis, so now he will come in and fix it with his mighty pen.
In the meantime, he can blame the GOP, and YET, the Senate, and Harry Reid can remain in his back pocket as a rubber stamped and blameless.
The man is despicable.
But the MOST idiotic thing he did today (besides letting the world know his birthday was on Monday about 746 times) was apologize for ‘torturing” Al Qaida, after 9/11.
The United States tortured al Qaida detainees captured after the 9/11 attacks, President Obama acknowledged Friday, in some of his most expansive comments to date about a controversial set of CIA practices that he banned after taking office.
“We tortured some folks,” Obama said at a televised news conference at the White House. “We did some things that were contrary to our values.”
Torturing is off-limits to Obama, but killing millions of Muslims with his Drones: is not.
We find out today that John Kerry actually messed up the peace agreement by bringing in Hamas’s lawyers, and of course, it backfired on him.
And tonight, somewhere our Vice President, Joe Biden, is skinny-dipping, making the female Secret Service upset because they have to watch his naked body.
And you thought it was only Bill Clinton that had no class.
Do we care?
Abraham Lincoln’s Letter Warns: Overuse of Presidential Power IS Surrender of Our Government.
Nobody Remembers
Today, the House of Representative voted to sue ‘President’ Barack Hessian Obama for overstepping his role as President. He is grabbing dictatorial power. This is an historical first. Obama has been lawless in his actions, many of them impeachable.
Remember how well Obama’s coming out party was well staged back in 2008? He wanted everyone to think he was the man who would bring Lincoln back to life. (Never mind, Lincoln was a Republican)
He stood on the stage in Springfield Illinois, the home of Lincoln, in order to cloak himself in the aura of one of our greatest Presidents. But, Obama is no Lincoln, in fact, while there were a few instances where Lincoln too went beyond the Constitution, unlike Obama, he knew his place But, unlike Obama, Lincoln wanted to preserve, the Constitution.
—-As you will see by the letter below. This letter was written by Lincoln, on September 22, 1861, to one of his dearest friends, Senator Orville Browning of Illinois. The Senator was appalled that Lincoln countermanded an order, given by Major General John Charles Fremont, to take land in Missouri and free all slaves. He was in charge of the army in the West and was to organize an army in a mostly slave state and was having problems, with lack of manpower. He set up his headquarters in St. Louis.
Fremont, on his own authority, issued a proclamation on August 30, confiscating the property of disloyal Missourians and freeing their slaves.
The President was appalled, and stood up against his own party of antislavery people who were for this action, and countermanded it.
Lincoln stood by, the rule of law:
Below is Lincoln’s letter to Senator Browning, who was on the side of Fremont:
Yours of the 17th is just received: and coming from you, I confess it astonishes me. That you should object to my adhering to a law which you had assisted in making and presenting to me less than a month before is odd enough. But his is a very small part.
General Fremont’s proclamation as to confiscation of property and the liberation of slaves is purely political and not within the range of military law or necessity. If a commanding general finds a necessity to seize the farm of a private owner for a pasture, an encampment, or a fortification, he has the right to do so, and to so hold it as long as the necessity lasts, and it is within military law because within military necessity, but to say the farm shall no longer belong to the owner, or his heirs, forever, and this as well when the farm is not needed for military purposes as when it is, is purely political, without the savor of military law about it.
And the same is true of slaves. If the general needs them he can seize them and use them: but when the need is past, it is not for him to fix their permanent future condition. That must be settled according to laws made by lawmakers and not by military proclamations. The proclamation in the point in question is simply, “dictatorship.” It assumes that the general may do anything he pleases–confiscate the lands and fee the slaves of loyal people, as well as of disloyal ones. And going the whole figure, I have no doubt, would be more popular with some thoughtless people than that which has been done! But I cannot assume this reckless position nor allow others to assume it on my responsibility.
(Nobody says: This is NO different than what Obama is doing with the illegal’s. HE is deciding what should be done with these illegal’s,, not Congress, not the law. He is…a dictator, and Lincoln would condemn his actions if he were alive. )
You speak of it as being the only means of saving the government. On the contrary it is itself the surrender of the government. Can it be pretended that it is any longer the government of the United States–any government of Constitution and laws–wherein a general or a President may make permanent rules of property by proclamation?
I do not say Congress might not with propriety pass a law on the point, just such as General Fremont proclaimed. I do not say I might not, as a member of Congress, vote for it. What I object to is that I, as President, shall expressly or impliedly seize and exercise the permanent legislative function of the government.
******
So, next time you see Obama, remember..
Lincoln was a great President. He kept to the ‘rule of law’ and that is why, America survived the Civil War.
Obama, according to Lincoln, IS a dictator and is destroying our government. It doesn’t matter HOW many statues of Lincoln he stands next to, next to Lincoln, Obama is a joke. Obama is…a dictator and not worthy to be our President.
Look how far…we have fallen.
Nobody’s Fool: Lenar Whitney
Nobody’s Fool
Any woman that can cause liberal David Wassermen to say that she is the most frightening candidate he’s met in 7 years, DESERVES a metal!
He is so upset about Lenar Whitney getting into Congress, he is writing columns in the Washington Post trying to warn the American people.
But guess what David? Lenar is not the only one out there calling out the fraud. Nobody Thinks —- the fact that she bugs you, is cause for MY celebration.
So, Congratulations Lenar! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week.
We need another truth fighter in Congress, so keep up the good work!
Call the Producer: PLEASE put Sharknado 3 in Washington D.C.!
Nobody Wins
Nobody has a dream…it’s a silly dream, a fun dream…tell me what you think:
They destroyed Los Angeles…
They attacked New York….
Now it’s time for all good people in the country to rise up, and DEMAND …
Sharknado Three to destroy Washington, D. C.!
If you didn’t watch Sharknado Two tonight, I’m not sure you’re really in America. There was enough bad New Jersey jokes to put every New Yorker in happy camp. The jokes were bad, the cabby was repetitive, the hero ran around a lot, the acting was terrible, the kids were wimps,…and the sharks were wonderful.
Nothing is funnier than a giant shark falling out of the sky.
But, it wasn’t enough: I want to see the next shark storm…attack the Capitol.
Think of it: Nancy Pelosi gets her head bit off by a great white. That alone might be worth the whole movie.
John McCain, could be flattened by a hammerhead. Hillary could be torn in half while saying, “What difference does it make?”
We could watch the politicians running out of the Capitol, screaming for their lives, sharks falling from the sky, biting off noses, and arms and legs…Harry Reid could be swallowed whole by a shark with a Koch Brothers logo on his side.
The generals in the Pentagon could be attacked while running wild under a storm of sharks in the National Cemetery.
The biggest White Shark of all time, could fall on Air Force One, chopping at the President while he is screaming, “I’m just doing my job!”
I’m ready.
Come on, admit it. Think of the tension it would relieve all over the country to have a good laugh at all the politicians who torture us every day, to see them running scared from Sharks?
OBVIOUSLY, it’s the next best idea for the continuation.
I’d even PAY to see it, wouldn’t you?
Keep it in mind: Sharknado Three: Washington D.C. Coming soon to your TV.
It’s the ONLY logical choice.
Nobody Wonders Why Lois Lerner is NOT in Jail?
Nobody Wonders
Lois Lerner, by all accounts, broke the law when she ‘trashed’ her own computer and made sure nobody got to see any of her emails, or her friends.
Except, one, which seeped through….
She was writing someone, when her real feelings came out:
The person mocked conservatives for believing there are “too many foreigners sucking the teat” and that it is “time to hunker down, buy ammo and food, and prepare for the end.” The person added that the “right wing radio shows are scary to listen to.”
Lerner replied, “Great. Maybe we are through if there are that many assholes.”
The other person then wrote, “And I’m talking about the hosts of the shows. The callers are rabid.”
Lerner replied, “So we don’t need to worry about alien terrorists. It’s our own crazies that will take us down.”
Nobody Wonders…Uh..WHY is this woman NOT in jail?
So, We Seem to Have a Muslim in the White House That We CAN’T Impeach? Where’s My Space Shuttle?
Nobody Knows
It’s another week of ‘WTF?’ news. For instance, Obama, while outwardly saying Israel has a right to defend itself, is doing everything he possibly can to assure their destruction.
Whose side is he really on? Can you say, Barack Hussein and guess?
We are in the mist of a anti-Semitism fever, promoted by Muslims across the globe—an uprising not seen since the Holocaust, and what does our great leader do?
He celebrates with the Muslims:
On Sunday, President Obama and First Lady Michelle released a statement thanking Muslim Americans for their many “achievements and contributions… to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.”
WHAT achievement? WHAT contributions? This is insanity.
America was built on the Christian’s foundation and it’s law. Sorry Mr. “President.” You cannot in a million years change that fact, no matter how much your little Muslim heart wants to.
In fact, the law of all Western Civilization, comes from the Ten Commandments, which, everyone knows, was probably the greatest gift the Jews ever gave to the world. And to make SURE the Jews don’t survive, Obama stuck the $225 million missile defense package which Israel needs to continue to protect itself, into the legislation of immigration that Obama wants, assuring it’s defeat.
Think about how much money has he given to the Muslims and radical jihadists—Billions upon billions.
His heart is with Islamic people, more than, even with us. How can the American people not realize that?
Shocking news: Jews trying to return home to Israel are unable to wire money to Israeli banks, apparently a measure that Obama has signed. And Jews are being forced out of France reminiscent to Nazi Germany!
And there’s another little secret being kept from the American public: Al Qaeda has been funding at least half of its operations from kidnapping.
That’s right. Read all about it here.
While European governments deny paying ransoms, an investigation by The New York Times found that Al Qaeda and its direct affiliates have taken in at least $125 million in revenue from kidnappings since 2008, of which $66 million was paid just last year.
These payments were made almost exclusively by European governments, who funneled the money through a network of proxies, sometimes masking it as development aid, according to interviews conducted for this article with former hostages, negotiators, diplomats and government officials in 10 countries in Europe, Africa and the Middle East.
Qatar and Oman: $58.1 million Switzerland: $20.4 million Spain, $12.4 million, Austria $3.2 million Other’s $21.4 million
What is wrong with those idiotic Europeans? They go on vacation near Muslim countries and think they are safe?
And can we truly believe that the Obama administrations has not any paid out ransoms? Excuse me. I’m finding that hard to believe with Obama.
In a 2012 letter to his fellow jihadists in Africa, the man who was once Bin Laden’s personal secretary, and who is now the second in command of Al Qaeda, wrote that at least half of his budget in Yemen was funded by ransoms.
A presidential adviser in Burkina Faso who has helped secure the release of several of the Westerners held in the Sahara said he routinely dealt with aggressive Western diplomats who demanded the release of Qaeda fighters held in local prisons in an effort to win the release of their hostages, often one of the additional demands kidnappers make.
Now, this puts a whole new light on Obama’s famous Guantanamo special, doesn’t it?
Knowing this now, you have to wonder: Did Obama release those top Al Qaeda leaders for someone important? Some big wig who was a friend of Obama’s? Someone who gave a lot to his reelection? And did he give away a few billion to boot?
Nobody Knows. The whole fiasco on the White House Lawn was probably a ruse to hide the real trade. Obama picked that guy because his FATHER was a Muslim sympathizer.
When Obama released those top generals of Al-Qaeda, THAT was an impeachable moment. Haven’t heard anymore about that trade, have we?
Boehner says: “We will not impeach Obama.”
How stupid are they?
Now that the borders are open, and we have a enemy in the White House, who knows if the immigration crisis is not all about Obama bringing in dangerous Al Qaeda leaders to set up a bomb somewhere in our country?
What’s worse? The GOP worrying about their next election, or the true Muslim enemy in the White House? After all, it’s not just Israel he is destroying, it’s us.
In America: Criminals Get Star Treatment, Vets Get Screwed
Nobody Reports
In America: Gang members, murderers, rapists, drug dealers–are given everything they need to live a healthy and leisurely life, in our prisons. They get the BEST medical care: dental, medical, even sex changes if they so choose. (And sex visits from their spouses)
But our veterans, who have given their lives to serve our country, are dying in droves. They are denied medical care, suffer from homelessness, poverty, and hopelessness.
BUT! Finally! Our Congress is going to right the wrongs committed by the Veterans Administration before they leave to go on their vacations::
THIS JUST IN!
A House-Senate agreement on how to reform the broken Department of Veterans Affairs will let the VA hand out up to $360 million in bonuses to its employees each year, even though the House voted just weeks ago to strip all VA bonuses through 2016.
The compromise bill announced Monday by the chairmen of the House and Senate Veterans’ Affairs Committees says VA bonuses will be capped at $360 million annually for the next ten years. But that cap is just 10 percent below the $400 million in bonuses the VA has distributed in recent fiscal years, and will allow up to $3.6 billion in bonuses to be awarded over the next decade.
They are making sure the bloated government workers who ‘kill’ veterans by denying them medical attention are getting…bonuses?
So, in America, criminals are treated better than honest patriotic citizens who give their lives and money to support low life scums and criminals.
So…who’s in charge?
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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