Nobody Knows: The Transparency of Gruber, Tee-Shirts, China, Ferguson, and Obama’s Chewing Gum
Nobody Knows
Tell me: Is fraud still a crime in America? Nobody Knows, and I say this because of one word: Gruber.
Yes, a man named Jonathan Gruber actually enlightened us this week. As Americans have been forced to stand around in wide-eyed ignorance every day since Obama was elected— this week, we actually got a GRUBER to admit to how stupid he thinks the American people are, because he wrote Obamacare in such complicated legalize nobody would figure out what a scam it was. Yes, it was Gruber: the man who designed the “Affordable” Health Care Act for America, who deliberately deceived us all and admitted it! A man who thought nobody would notice when he told the truth— Oops.
A few too many cocktails….it just slipped out.
But—- he’s GLAD he lied.
While most nobodies in the country would probably do at least 10 years in jail for committing fraud, not GRUBER! He was just doing what Obama wanted.
He has sort of apologized, but so far, our President has not.
And now, because Obama’s skin in BLACK— we can all go back to the usual state of the union with a President who hides, lies, cheats, and denies everything. Obama promised the most transparent administration and rule of law to ever grace the Lincoln bedroom. So far…all we really know is…Lincoln is still dead.
And speaking of transparency….
Nobody Knows what the heck Obama is doing in China besides chewing gum. Word has come out that China is making fun of Obama, and didn’t take too kindly to his chewing gum. As he strolled out chewing from his limo…somewhere Gwyneth Paltrow was fainting while looking for a pack of Juicy Fruit. 
And Nobody Knows whose idea it was for all the leaders of every country to be forced to wear the clothes of China? Was this some kind of psychological power play by Xi Jinping? (You WILL wear what I WANT you to wear, or I will give all those letters that you wrote to Khomeini to your press. I have your Post Office in my pocket.)
While Putin was acting like he was the life of the party, Obama acted like he had been dragged off the 17th hole, and was being made to listen to a Merle Haggard concert. Putin got great energy contracts with China…What did Obama get? Nobody REALLY Knows. Remember, he told us we could keep our doctors….
And speaking of doctors…
They are going to be working overtime soon in Ferguson, because today, Governor Nixon came out and declared to the world that when it’s announced that officer Wilson is NOT guilty of shooting Michael Brown, people are going to be fighting over those nifty Michael Brown tee-shirts. The family of Michele Brown is fighting over who gets the money for those tee-shirts now. In fact, they are so mad, they went to Switzerland to protest to the United Nations to get the U.N. to prosecute (not sure who) the police for torturing their son. They are demanding “global intervention.” They want to announce to the whole world that America is a racist, no-good, bigoted country and they torture black people.
Okay, so maybe Obama said that…but do check out that tie….
Right: Christians are being slaughtered, all over the world, blacks are being slaughtered by BLACKS here in the U.S., but let’s tell the world that if a cop shots a thug in America, one that is trying to kill him….only the U.N. can save us.
Nobody knows how many people are being tortured by having to listen to this nonsense, but I digress…Michael is dead. And Nobody Knows just how much money Michael’s parents are going to make in merchandising the BRANDing of their son, in order to become rich enough to retire OUTSIDE of Ferguson…probably Martha’s Vineyard.
And speaking of retiring, that certainly was on Governor’s Nixon’s mind this week:
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He LIKES his wonderful job, and all its perks—- Private Jet, fancy dinners, and as you can see by this picture he took and tweeted: Ladies butts. 
While all the riots were going on right after Michael Brown was shot, Nixon was right out there to the nearest microphone (one NOT near Ferguson) talking smack about that poor Michael Brown. He was siding with Michael. He let us all believe that the cop was guilty,
BUT…whoa. Wait! The Republican took over the Senate!
Not since the Governor went after those scums breaking the NO-CALL list has he sounded so tough on crime:
Missouri Governor Jay Nixon said on Tuesday the National Guard would be on standby to respond to any violence after a grand jury decides whether or not to indict a white police officer for shooting dead an unarmed black teenager in Ferguson. “That ugliness was not representative of Missouri and it cannot be repeated,” Nixon said.
“These measures are not being taken because we are convinced that violence will occur, but because we have a responsibility to prepare for any contingency,” he said.
Nobody Knows what caused Nixon’s 180-degree turn around, but my guess is he would like to keep having big butts on that private jet of his.
Not that I have anything against big butts…just governors who tweet them, and flip-flop on their ‘beliefs.’ At least Nixon is transparent: We all can SEE him for what he is— a politician now afraid of losing his job.
So again, another week where the nobodies of the world are kept in the dark: Nobody can figure out what’s coming: Will Jeb Bush and Hillary run for President and there will be a tie? Will Daddy Bush die while Obama is still in office? And more importantly, would a politician die just to get his other son elected?
(Okay, maybe I got carried away…uh…well…)
Is Sarah Palin going to run in 2016? Bernie Sanders? Christ Christie? Mitt Romney? Rand Paul?
Angelina Jolie?
Do we really care?
Gwyneth Paltrow: Obama’s Submissive
Nobody Cares
Everyone is talking today about what Gwyneth Paltrow said about Obama while she introduced him at a fundraiser party she gave at her mansion in Brentwood:
“You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly,” said Paltrow, who “consciously uncoupled” from her husband, Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, earlier this year. It would be wonderful,” Paltrow said of Obama, “if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass.”
So, Nobody Cares if I translate what she said OFF the mike, probably in her bedroom, while little Moses and Apple were being entertained by her illegal immigrant housekeeper
“Oh…I just can’t speak, I’m breathless with excitement! To have you here, so close! I promise I WILL sign your contract! Here, I have it in my drawer…next to the bed. My lawyers told me there were at least 300 shades of gray in this contract, but, I don’t care. I promise to be your submissive, and you will do anything you want to me, and even punish me when I’m bad, Yes, I WANT you to punish me, because you are just so HOT!”
“Want some blow? It’s better than cheese!
Yes, getting those black voters out in November is not going to be easy, so the next step; THE WOMAN! We have to get the women all hot and bothered again.
Obama is HOT! He is good-looking, he will leave you speechless! (and your children sick or dead.)
Go to the voting both and VOTE, like Gwyneth. Give your entire life and your children over to this man.
So, how much was this ditzy, horny woman paid to say this to Obama? (Message sent.)
After all, the liberals KNOW the power of movie stars, and they use them all very effectively to get out their agenda’s. Look what happened to Chevron—
Actress Mia Farrow is under attack for secretly being paid $188,000 to promote a lawsuit against Chevron for allegedly poisoning the jungle and harming indigenous peoples. An Ecuadorian court ruled against the U.S. oil giant, ordering it to pay more than $9 billion in compensation.
By the way, Paltrow’s children, Apple and Moses, (Uh…why doesn’t she just change her name to EVE?) look VERY embarrassed about their mommy acting so…’sexual’ towards a man, who is not their daddy.
Is it any wonder so many Hollywood kids overdose on drugs?
Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Duncan
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have a lot of liars. The biggest ones we are getting used to—but a lie, is a lie, whether your just a nobody from Africa, or the President of the United States. 
This week we have Obama VS Duncan.
Obama starts us out with the big speech he gave about Ebola, and how we had no need to worry, he had it all covered.
Why is that a lie? You think our health care system CAN take care of it? We’ll get to that in a minute.
Then we have a Mr. Thomas Duncan (Although it’s not confirmed that’s his real name.) Duncan told a lie at the Liberian airport. He told them he had NO contact with anybody who had Ebola.
Yes, it was a big lie. (He helped carry a dead body) He did it to save himself, and so he could get the best free medical attention in the world, right here in the United States. Luckily, he knew some people here.
Did he think about infecting other people? No. He didn’t care. Not a bit. The lie was justified in his mind, even though he has said he just came here to see his girlfriend.
(Which tells you how much he loves his girlfriend.)
BUT….The hospital sent him home. (back to his relatives in Texas.) My educated guess is —- either they were examples of the current Obamacare system, which actually is all based on cost, or the nurse herself was an uneducated immigrant. He TOLD them he was from the Hot Zone, and they sent him home.
More than likely, they didn’t want the expense.
They were watching out for themselves.
In the meantime, Thomas managed to expose 100 people.
Obama’s big lie, was that nothing would come here, and when it did, then, why Obama would fly in with his God-like wand of God-like wisdom and save us all.
In the meantime, while all his buffoons were on TV telling us that we have a GREAT healthcare system: Don’t Worry! Be Happy!
(Tell that to the veterans.)
Those of use who were paying attention, found out that Ebola has a 20-day incubation period. No matter WHAT Obama says, no airport screener in the world can test a person for Ebola before the 20 day incubation period, so…therefore— Obama is lying when he says they can screen for Ebola.
IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT…if an Ebola carrier throws up in the aisle of an airplane, (As they did in New Jersey) well, they WILL keep you at the airport for just a bit. Half a day, tops.
Don’t worry. 
In the meantime, while everybody is thinking about this ONE man in Texas, the fact that Obama has let in THOUSANDS of sick kids from the border, and placed them in schools in all fifty states THAT gets pushed right off the national headlines and buried.
These are kids with TB..and disease yet to appear, like the one we SHOULD be concentrating on right this minute which is not only killing people (and kids) but causing polio like symptoms.
Hundreds of children in more than 10 U.S. states have been sickened by a severe respiratory illness that public health officials say may be caused by an uncommon virus similar to the germ that causes the common cold.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it Mr Duncan, who decided to LIE..and take his sick self to America to get free medical care and save his own life, while exposing his family and hundreds of others to this deadly disease? A man whose is condemned by his own country’s leader, and who will never be allowed back in for his deceit?
Or is it the America President, who not only forced the worst medical system on the planet on to us all, he now swamps the country with as many diseased people as he possibly can even though he is the leader of, when it’s his JOB to protect us.
You know what I think?
Congress…is to blame.
They are all sitting by and watching Obama ATTACK his own citizens, and they do nothing.
Congratulations 113th Congress…you win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for allowing a U.S. President destroy our lives and our country.
(13? Whoa.)
Is Obama Putting His Own Black Citizens in Danger? (What else is new?)
Nobody Cares
It seems washing Ebola vomit into the Texas Water Sewer system, was suggested by our Homeland Security! (Uh…what if some of that splashed on those arms?)
Good to know! Also…the brother of the Ebola victim in Texas is angry that his brother is NOT getting proper attention.
Nobody seems to care much about the whole matter, especially those high up in the towers of the White House, which means I think it’s time we call Obama for what he really is: Half white. Who else would treat a brother so badly?
Montell Williams: Thank You.
Nobody Wins
Clearly, Montell Williams not only gave one of the best speeches of his life in front of Congress today, but one to be remembered for all time.
When I first heard that Andrew Tahmooressi, a Marine, made a wrong turn into Mexico, and then CALLED the Mexican police, only to be treated like some major criminal, I knew he would be left there to rot.
Nobody Remembers that not too long ago, Obama and Eric Holder made a lot of fuss about Fast and Furious and how it was AMERICA’s fault that guns were going into Mexico, from here. It was a grand scheme to get gun control, by giving the drug cartels guns so that they would bring them back to America, and somehow this would facilitate more gun laws here. It didn’t work.
They got caught.
So, I’m sure Obama was hoping that everyone would just forget this guy: Do you actually think he gives a damn about him?
In the meantime, Obama lets out of OUR jails, thousands of illegal Mexican criminals into our country.
And the biggest hypocrisy of all, the one that infuriates every American who has ever had to serve in the military–the hypocritical outrage of it all…is that Obama loves to say he is the ‘commander in chief.”
While his words sound lofty, notice how he says he admires the military because they ‘serve.” That’s Obama ‘s plan for everyone. We should all ‘serve’ the state.
Obama could care less about our veterans, in fact, by his own actions, he mocks them. He goes to the ends of the earth to bring home a traitor in Iraq, Bowe Bergdahl, who walked out on his buddies and cost many of them to lose their lives because of his actions—-brings him home and celebrates him at the White House with his parents, and yet…he lets a true patriot, rot in a Mexican jail.
One guy sided with the Muslims. One guy sided with America. Obama choose the man who sided with our enemies.
If it was up to me–I’d put the man who is really guilty of treason in that jail in Mexico, and let the other one out.
Nobody Wins, when you have a President who continues to choose our enemies over his own people.
So bravo Montell. Let’s hope your words finally get some action.
The man who should REALLY be in jail…is lucky he is protected by law. Impeachment is nothing after what this man has done.
Nobody’s Perfect: Julia Pierson VS James Clapper
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have the Secret Service Director, Julia Pierson, VS the Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper. It seems they both have a big problem with doing their job: Namely: Protecting. Namely–not letting the bad guys in. Because both of them did just that: Let the bad guys in. In a real world, they would be fired—but remember, this is Obama’s world, and nobody is ever fired, unless of course it’s been planned ahead of time, to make HIM look good. 
Let’s start with Julia first: She’s worked for not one, but FOUR Presidents. She’s also worked as a parking attendant at Disneyworld in Orlando. She took over the Secret Service after the famous prostitution scandals. But—- Evidently, she made a big mistake last week. The White House, is not protected. It seems a man, wanted to tell the President the atmosphere was collapsing, and unlike the poor girl who was shot and killed even before she got to the White House (In front of her young son): This guy got ALL the way in:
From the Blaze:
An alarm box near the front entrance of the White House designed to alert guards to an intruder had been muted at what officers believed was a request of the usher’s office, said a Secret Service official who spoke on the condition of anonymity. (Really? I smell a conspiracy here.)
The female officer posted inside the front door appeared to be delayed in learning that the intruder, Omar Gonzalez, was about to burst through. Officers are trained that, upon learning of an intruder on the grounds, often through the alarm boxes posted around the property, they must immediately lock the front door.
(She didn’t lock the door? The conspiracy gets bigger.)
After barreling past the guard immediately inside the door, Gonzalez, who was carrying a knife, dashed past the stairway leading a half-flight up to the first family’s living quarters. He then ran into the 80-foot-long East Room, an ornate space often used for receptions or presidential addresses.
Gonzalez was tackled by a counter-assault agent at the far southern end of the East Room. The intruder reached the doorway to the Green Room, a parlor overlooking the South Lawn with artwork and antique furniture, according to three people familiar with the incident.
Gonzalez? Was he an illegal? Why did he have guns in the car and a knife if he was just concerned about climate change?
Yep. Julia Pierson will have to answer to Congress on Tuesday and explain, why the secret service did not kill that man, like they did the poor women who just drove up to the fence. I wouldn’t want to be in her shoes.
And then you have James Clapper. Somehow, even though he is the man who is supposed to protect you and I from disaster, he just didn’t see ISIS coming, according to Obama;
President Barack Obama said U.S. intelligence officials failed to appreciate the gains made by Islamic State (ISIS) extremists in Syria during the last few years of that country’s civil war.
“I think they underestimated what had been taking place in Syria. Over the past couple of years, during the chaos of the Syrian civil war, where essentially you have huge swaths of the country that are completely ungoverned,” the president said, Islamic State was “able to reconstitute themselves and take advantage of that chaos.”
So yes, Obama BLAMED James Clapper for ISIS taking over Iraq, and basically becoming 300 times stronger than ever before. James just didn’t see it coming, but don’t worry…Obama doesn’t blame him at all, which should tell you something…got it yet? Want a clue? Do you really think they didn’t know? (Do Turkeys gobble?)
Aides to President Obama said Monday he is not blaming intelligence officials for underestimating the threat of the Islamic State and overestimating the ability of Iraqi security forces to fight them.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it Julia Peirman, who no doubt thought she was back working at Disneyworld, and is letting all the guards watch the football game instead of watching out for nut jobs who want to ‘kill’ the President?
Or is it James Clapper, who just didn’t see ISIS coming no doubt, because, as he once said, the NSA does NOT spy on anyone, so how could he know?
You want to know what I think? (Of COURSE you do!)
I think that the whole staging of ISIS was a big plan of Obama. It was carefully worked out. He got them weapons, money, equipment–all of a sudden, out of nowhere, they become the most powerful army in the Middle East? After HOW many thousands of years have they been laying around in the sand with their swords and camels?
There is a plan, and it’s taking out Syria.
I also don’t buy that the man who stormed the White House got past all those guards. (AND the snipers on the roof.) I would not doubt one bit if this wasn’t a staged event in order to further move the border around the White House, a few miles or more.
Obama considers that house HIS. Julia will take the fall, but if nothing happens to her?
That’s your clue..that it was all arranged.
Once again, the winner for the week is the “President”–for being the biggest liar and Presidential fraud in American history…and passing the buck–to everyone but himself.
Watch the Master weave his tales of BS….and…remember: You are witnessing BS perfection!
Obama: Forgot to Lock the Front Door of the White House, and the Muslim Brotherhood Walked Right In.
Nobody Knows..
What the heck is going on? If I didn’t see the sun come up this morning, look outside my window and see that my trash man, once again, was late, I wouldn’t have believed it:
The liberals…have WAR FEVER! Can you believe it? How many years did we listen to every single democrat on the planet scream about Bush’s War? But Obama decides to start bombing in Syria, and..they are as excited as if Chelsea had a boy in the Lincoln bedroom, and it looked just like Vince Foster.
Wolf Blitzer, (Steven Kings Idol) was so excited, he could hardly contain himself: Asking hundreds of probing questions, stating that the “President” has it all under control! He is meeting with all the Muslims at the White House! (I have to use exclamation points here sorry…they really are that excited)
No mention that that was probably a first: All Muslims, with Obama–planning war. (Congress?) 
And it’s not just the democrats, the conservatives are all jumping for action: ALL Cable networks have gotten their panties twisted around their necks exclaiming that the enemy is ISIL, (insulting the Jews is a great pastime with them) and even though Obama brought the soldiers home like he said he would…out of nowhere, came a hoard of these evil guys, and it wasn’t Obama’s fault you know, he has more pressing problems like the fact that the White House front door is never locked.
Obama is just so damn cool: When ISIS overtook Fallujah Obama played a $700,000 game of pool. ISIS’s massive army then swept through Iraq, killing everyone in their path, a sight not seen since Genghis Khan was rolling towards Baghdad, taking town after town, raping women, slitting throats, stealing billions of dollars worth of American weapons, tanks, trucks, missiles….but…..Obama yawned, and went on vacation. He was totally ..uninterested.
Even two beheadings didn’t faze the man. Well, the world was ALWAYS a messy place he said, we just see more of it because of social media. Calm down everyone, Obama is cool. Not worried. Detached…playing golf.
After the beheadings, McCain and the conservatives were not only already forgiving him for squandering all the hard work of our men and women, they were willing to follow him to the ends of the earth. Let’s go put those boots BACK on the ground. Let’s GET those guys! We know you made a big mistake, but…let’s go!
But, Obama refused.
He sent troops to save Ebola victims. Hey…He did one of his favorite things to do…he held up traffic in New York, once again, and make it to Clintons’ Climate Orgy…and even manage make a joke about how HE never has that problem..you know…getting stuck in traffic.
He LOVES to rub into the whole world the fact that yes, he IS King. Come on…where are the good psychologists when you need them?
And THEN…out of nowhere… sometime between yesterday and my morning milk, Obama marched out all the generals and every single one of them said that…WAIT. We JUST found out that 50 Al Qaeda leaders are in Syria, so we must go bomb Syria.
What? I thought Obama decimated them?
Forget ISIS. This is more important, and on top of THAT…this will take Not two week. Not two days, but years, and years and years…and you folks will just have to get used to it.
“We had very good indications that this group, which is a very dangerous group, was plotting and planning imminent attacks against Western targets to include the U.S. homeland and it was on that basis that we struck targets, Khorasan targets inside Syria,” Pentagon spokesperson Rear Admiral John Kirby told George Stephanopolous of ABC News.
“Unlike ISIS, which is believed at present to be largely engulfed in its fight for territory. Khorasan is developing fresh plots to target U.S. aviation, and it’s trying to recruit Westerners who have flocked to the fight in Syria, some of whom have joined the al Qaeda franchise in the country, known as the al-Nusra Front… The fear is that U.S. and European passport holders could more easily smuggle explosives onto airplanes,” said former CIA deputy director Mike Morell last week.
Oh my. We have a new boogie man, who is actually the old boogie man. So, Obama lied when he said he had demolished all the leaders of Al Quada. I guess I can’t keep my old terrorists after all.
So, what is going on? I think Joseph Farrah of WND has it about right:
Recall, if you will, what Obama’s prime foreign policy objective was just over a year ago: He was determined to bomb the regime of Syria’s Hafez Assad. That, to Obama, was the most important and critical foreign policy objective. Many people, myself included, were astonished. Assad’s regime, while despicable in many ways, was hardly a threat to U.S. interests. In addition, the people Assad was battling in his own country were ruthless killers, thugs and terrorists. In fact, it was ISIS. Assad was also providing protection of Syrian Christians and other religious minorities – and still is.
He did, (Obama) however, provide arms and munitions and your tax dollars to those rebels. Most or all of it wound up in the hands of ISIS. Thus, Obama, more than anyone else, actually fed and nursed and gave aid and comfort to ISIS. He incubated the monster it has become. He is not at war with ISIS. He is at war with all non-Sunnis in the Middle East.I know that’s a remarkable conclusion. It’s not one I state lightly. But Obama is doing the bidding of Saudi Arabia, as many of his predecessors did. And the bidding of Saudi Arabia is Sunni jihad. It’s what Obama confusingly labeled “the Arab spring.” It is about deposing authoritarian rulers who are not Sunni jihadists, who are not disciples of the Muslim Brotherhood and who often actually serve as a moderating and life-sustaining force in the volatile Middle East.
So, Nobody Knows if Obama is just following the plans…the plans hatched by the New World Order cabal of bankers who made this plan, as Wesley Clarke said, many moons ago.
In the meantime the REASON he never looks upset, is because it’s all being handled, all he really has to do is enjoy himself and play golf, or…whatever. Make everyone sit in traffic. Tell jokes.
And we will continue to hear the same old lie: We have to kill them over there, so that we don’t have to fight here.
In the meantime, Obama is absolutely flooding our nation with dangerous men. He is letting in over 100,000 Syrians ..many of them will end up in Obama’s employ.
And Nobody Wonders who is going to get the blame WHEN America is attacked?
Nobody Knows: but it won’t be him. I’m sure by now Obama told someone to lock the front door to the White House.
Too bad we can’t lock HIM out.
Nobody Knows If We Are At War……Let’s ask ISIS.
Nobody Knows
It’s another week of total confusion: First—we are going to war, then, no, we are only doing counter terrorists strikes. Then Obama says it’s a war, but no boots on the ground, then maybe boots on the ground.
Well look: This about sums it up: (confusion starts at 3.52)
Obama can’t be seen going to war, and Glenn Beck says this is all about going to war in Syria, but then, elections are coming up in two months, so what can Obama do to make it look to the voters that he’s not dragging us back to war?
He can SAVE Africa!
Yes, speaking of Africa, it seems West Africa, according to Obama, doesn’t have a very good health care system (They can have ours.)
WASHINGTON — Under pressure to do more to confront the Ebola outbreak sweeping across West Africa, President Obama on Tuesday is to announce an expansion of military and medical resources to combat the spread of the deadly virus, administration officials said.
The president will go beyond the 25-bed portable hospital that Pentagon officials said they would establish in Liberia, one of the three West African countries ravaged by the disease, officials said. Mr. Obama will offer help to President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf of Liberia in the construction of as many as 17 Ebola treatment centers in the region, with about 1,700 treatment beds
The American government will also provide 400,000 Ebola home health and treatment kits to Liberia, as well as tens of thousands of kits intended to test whether people have the disease That is worrisome, Dr. Osterholm said, because it is difficult to care for Ebola patients without becoming infected, and there is no proof that the kits will work. “We are going to endanger family members more by providing the kits,” he said.
AMAZING! Obama can send help half way around the world, set up the most efficient healthcare system seen anywhere on the earth, in fact, put our own men and women in harm’s way of death just to treat the people of Africa, (sending loaded guns just in case that virus comes at them with a deadly sword) but he can’t send more troops to Iraq to save people from getting their heads cut off.
Not to mention, did our dying veterans in THIS country get the help they were promised?
Nobody Knows…
And speaking of something that Nobody knows about: Will Scotland claim her independence this week? There are yeas and nays on both sides aren’t there?
On the one hand, if Scotland leaves, Britain will be downsized, and Sean Connery will no longer be welcomed by the Queen. Somehow, I bet the vote comes down to just a few votes, in the Queen’s favor. You can’t tell me the rich in Scotland will sit by and let this happen. There are CASTLES at stake maaaan!
I suppose Scotland leaving England would be much like California leaving the United States. Personally, I like my mother’s idea. (Bless here soul: may she be NOT watching TV in heaven) Give California and New York to the liberals, let them break off from the rest of the country….we’d have the food basket. If California wanted our soybeans and corn, we could trade for some of their fruit. We could give Chicago back to the Indians.
I’m ready for a change. And speaking of change—
George Clooney move over: Leonardo Dicrapio has joined the global stage of climate change:
Leonardo DiCaprio has been tapped by the United Nations to be honored with the title of Messenger of Peace. This is what he said:
“It’s an honor to accept the role of U.N. Messenger of Peace on Climate Change and to support the Secretary General in his efforts to address one of the most important issues we face as a global community,” said DiCaprio in a statement.” ( and put the money in my Cayman account)
“I feel a moral obligation to speak out at this key moment in human history — it is a moment for action. How we respond to the climate crisis in the coming years will likely determine the fate of humanity and our planet.”
Wait! The fate of humanity? LEO..that’s Nancy Pelosi’s line! Nancy Pelosi said the fate of humanity depends on whether the democrats can hold the Senate!
What is Leonardo is going to do if the republicans take control of the Senate? Will he be peaceful?
Will he be full of peace and love and all good things? Is he going to tell us not to eat meat on Mondays? Will he get his picture taken with Nancy riding down Wall Street in the back of her limo?
Nobody Knows.
But, that’s not the biggest question of the week. The BIGGEST question on my mind was WHO put the horns on Obama’s photo-op out of the White House last week, while he was announcing sending ‘advisors’ to Iraq?
Was it a liberal camera man who was secretly mad about it?
OR…is Obama claiming his REAL throne?
And will he be at the Satan Fest next week?
Nobody knows…but we do know one thing…he’s there in spirit.
And so, dear readers, we end another week of complete ignorance to which I can always say:
Seize the ignorant per diem!
I will go forever onward in my own nobody way, with only one thought in mind:
“You will have to take that hamburger out of my cold, dead, hands, Leo.
Stick to making movies about scumbags.”
Obama Drew His SECOND Red Line–or..maybe third….
Nobody Wins
Boy. Am I disappointed. Everyone is so impressed about Obama coming out last night. Sounding Presidential. Sounding tough. We are going to war—To kill…all those… Islamist Jihadists (Wait….they are not Islamists…no Islam is a peaceful religion…sorry.) Nobody seems to think it’s all the usual Obama big mouth bluster.
Come on. You really don’t buy that speech do you? Remember that “You will NOT cross the red line, and you’ll keep your doctor too!” moments?
“We will hunt down terrorists who threaten our country, wherever they are,” Mr. Obama said. “That means I will not hesitate to take action against ISIL in Syria, as well as Iraq. This is a core principle of my presidency: If you threaten America, you will find no safe haven.”
Core principle? Since when? How many men that attacked Benghazi have been brought to justice?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm…..
Never mind that Obama said pretty much the same thing about getting all the people who killed our men in Benghazi. Yes, “Make no mistake” he would get them. (at the 1.00 mark)
So, excuse me…to most Americans this was just a more FORCEFUL speech, a political speech, to please the Americans people who are scared, elections are coming.
And why should we believe anything he says?
While most people are saying that Obama just doesn’t like war, what we all forget is just how much devastation Obama has done to the military, and uh…money is tight you know.
Face it: Here’s what the government doesn’t WANT to tell you. All democratic Presidents downsize the military and put money into their social programs. Bill Clinton destroyed so much of the military that it took George W. Bush a while to get it back up. About 9 months if I remember correctly.
They WANT you to think our military is always right there…READY. But, I’m not buying it anymore. And you’d better believe that the other countries know we are at our weakest.
Why else to you think Putin is having so much fun?
We’re just not ready to launch much of anything. Why else does Obama keep saying over and over “Uh..Everybody else has to help out..uh.”
Obama has already delivered half our military hardware to the local police, the rest he left over there for his ISIL.
And guess what? We don’t manufacture anymore, remember? How much do you think those bombs costs in China?
There has been a dramatic reduction in the Department of Defense. With the advent of GWOT (Global War on Terrorism) it is pretty clear that the force structure is totally inadequate to handle another campaign.
For the surge of 2010 in Afghanistan, more than 60 percent of the force structure was contract labor. And never before have contractors held such key positions.
Have we all forgotten that we are basically bankrupt? What’s the debt level now?
Two years ago it was $17 trillion. Have you heard ANY politician mention it in the last two years?
Nope.
After the cold war, the budgets were cut, and too many contractors were competing for an ever shrinking budget . The companies began to merge to keep afloat.
Here’s a rundown a CIA operative, Dr. John B. Alexander
The mergers included huge companies, as well as acquisition and divestment of subsidiaries. As examples, in 1994 and 1995 Lockheed Corporation merged with Martin Marietta. Northrop merged with Grumman. Boeing merged with McDonnell Douglas. Raytheon merged with E-Systems and acquired Hughes, which had already been bought by General Motors.
This all happened under Clinton.
So, when we were attacked on 9/11, that sunny day in 2001, our military was practically non-existent.
Most Americans would have been happy for President George W. Bush to just go get bin Laden, but he decided to re-engineer the whole middle East.
Maybe he saw the bigger picture. Maybe he didn’t. Maybe it was all about the money.
But here we are, more vulnerable than ever before.
Our government spend billions and BILLIONS of our dollars on Homeland Security, and the NSA, and yet any fool jihadists with a nuke can walk into the country.
How in the HELL are we suppose to believe that they are protecting us?
How can we possibly believe anything any President tells us anymore?
In what world?
Until our borders are secure we are sitting ducks.
Tonight, when Obama was spitting out all that patriotic BS that you KNOW he hates at the end of his speech, I couldn’t help but think that on this 9/11, in Obama’s home town of Chicago, five firemen are sitting at home after being suspended for having the American Flag on their lockers.
They were ordered to take the flags down. They refused.
There is a Marine sitting in a jail in Mexico, and Obama won’t lift a finger for him.
All over this country veterans are dying, waiting to be seen by doctors…Obama only cares about the ones who make him look good.
And as if to add insult to every American on 9/11…Obama starts off by TELLING us that ISIS is not Islamic.
Well, they CALL themselves Islamic. They kill in the name of Allah. Just because Obama wants to make up his own definition of them, shows how insulting he can be.
Killing Infidels is in the Koran.
And when you have the leader of your country, saying such idiotic things to the world, you have to know it’s not just us that is in trouble, it’s everybody else too.
Obama IS the most clueless and dangerous man to EVER hold that office.
So, Obama will ask for millions to bomb from Congress, and he will get it. Nobody will declare war (They never do anymore do they?) and the money will go down deep black holes, and end up somehow in the wrong hands, and then those wrong hands will kill millions with their…Allah intentions.
So, on this 9/11 day, I would personally like to send a message to Michelle Obama
“Michelle. For the FIRST time in my life, I am ashamed of my President.”
Okay. Maybe the second. (Bill Clinton was disgusting.)
We can only pray the good men and women who still make up much of this country, are watching out for us now…because we have a bigger problem.
And right about now, he’s on the 16th hole.
Was This Acually British Humor At It’s Finest?
Nobody Flashes
Dick Morris isn’t on TV anymore, but I still like his opinions. Sure, he picked Mitt Romney would win the last election, but Nobody’s Perfect!
Here he explains things we don’t think much about when it comes to President’s signing ‘treaties.” Obama is going to sign this international BS, and Congress should immediately refute it.
And speaking of Obama…uh…do you get the feeling the OTHER leaders of the world, told him to take the first left..and meet them at the party?
But, the limo let him out…here? (Remember that old college trick?)
Nobody Knows What Golf Course Obama Will Be On When Isis Hits
Nobody Reports
It’s another week and the infelicitous world is exploding in chaos: Putin bragging about his nukes, ISIS bragging about their beheadings, Christians being slaughtered—Hillary is still in the poorhouse, and Joe Biden is still in the middle class. Nobody Knows whatever happened to Ferguson, Mo…which seems to be the least of our worries now…compared to what’s coming.
Yes, the question on MY nobody mind is: What IS coming? And right away, Glenn Beck had the answer: Hillary.
It seems Glenn Beck knows some people who work for Hillary Clinton, and her strategy is going to be that she will take us all back to the good times of Bill Clinton.
“And this is what made me say, ‘Oh, my gosh, she’s going to win,’” Beck said. “Pat and I both have said in the past, ‘I would so gladly take Bill Clinton right now. Don’t those years seem simple and good [compared to today]?’”
Well Glenn—I don’t know what you and Stu were DOING during Bill Clinton’s years in office, but if you were not paying attention to all the damage those two did–maybe you should start asking around because obviously you were both somewhere else. Maybe you should start reminding the people just how corrupt these two are, and how the ONLY reason that the economy was good during Bill Canton’s 8 years, was due to the success of Ronald Reagan and the TECH revolution. The rest of the country was being downsized.
Nobody Knows how nobody wants to hear such stuff from Glenn Beck—it does nothing but downsize any optimism to fight her we might have.
Thanks Glenn—maybe you should just give up.
And speaking of downsized…
Nobody Knows why the Federal Reserve is mad at the American People. After all, we bailed you guys out, didn’t we? Yes, all you nobodies out there—the Fed wants you to
NetNex—-“So why did the monetary base increase not cause a proportionate increase in either the general price level or (gross domestic product)?” economist Yi Wen and associate Maria A. Arias asked in the St. Louis Fed paper. “The answer lies in the private sector’s dramatic increase in their willingness to hoard money instead of spend it. Such an unprecedented increase in money demand has slowed down the velocity of money.”
This takes brass…okay, this takes a lot of nerve. The Federal reserve PRINTS money for the government, thereby devaluing our dollar with every passing day, in order to keep the big boys stocks up…and where if we don’t hoard our money, we will find we don’t have any money for gas and food. Not to mention, now we really DO have to pay for our medical care. Before Obamacare, we had low deductibles.
What…are they nuts?
I also have to hoard. I have dogs to feed.
What in the world did they think was going to happen when we “saved’ the banks? They robbed us, and now they’re mad that we aren’t spending money we don’t have?
Can I have a vowel for that phrase I’m NOT going to say?
And speaking of things that aren’t being said…
Nobody Knows how Hillary can run on her actions as Secretary of State: Has anybody noticed that Obama and Hillary’s great work in Libya is REALLY paying off?
And it’s not just the swimming pool they love…
Washington Free Becon; Islamist militias in Libya took control of nearly a dozen commercial jetliners last month, and western intelligence agencies recently issued a warning that the jets could be used in terrorist attacks across North Africa.
“Anyone who has ever flown over Saudi Arabia at night can see refineries like Yanbu lit up like Christmas trees against the blackness of the desert,” Rubin said. “One Saudi security officer once told me that they would only have about 90 seconds to shoot down a hijacked plane from the time it left international airspace to impact in one of the region’s most important refineries.”
So Nobody Knows if one of those airplanes is going to be used as a weapon on 9/11, and we will soon have to hoard even MORE money to pay for our gas…from an attack with a stolen plane—-and that’s why the Saudi Kings are screaming about us.
And speaking of 9/11
Nobody Knows how many ISIS are here in the United States planning to bomb us, inside our own borders… 
Islamic State (ISIS) cells are already in the United States, and some of them have entered by crossing the Mexican border says former CIA agent Bob Baer. “People who do this for a living are very alarmed,” Baer said. The Obama administration is unable to locate 6,000 foreign nationals who have entered the United States on student visas, raising concerns about the government’s ability to track potential terror suspects who may already be in the country. “My greatest concern is that they could be doing anything,” Peter Edge, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement official who oversees investigations into visa violators, told ABC News. “Some of them could be here to do us harm
Yes, Nobody Knows what to expect next week…but be assured that the media will be more concerned with…sex.
Nobody Knows why movie stars are so stupid. If you upload your naked butt onto the web—can you really complain if someone sees it? Yes, some movie stars are upset at Apple for not protecting their naked body photos.
And WHY are millions of people giving Ricky Gervais so much trouble about the obvious stupidity of these people?
“Celebrities make it harder for hackers to get nude pic of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of you on your computer”
On the other hand, Nobody Knows if this wasn’t just planned to restart some languishing careers. It wouldn’t be the first time, would it?
Hugh Hefner, is old hat. Pretty soon, we will be seeing naked 3D on our cell phones and everybody will think Playboy is as outdated as Tarzan and Jane in the jungle.
Next week, we will surely continue on the endless journey of American ignorance, proof of which, resides in on the golf course.
(He’s not in the White House…don’t bother looking.)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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