Nobody Remembers: The Supernote
Nobody Remembers
I was thinking today— it’s funny the things you don’t remember, isn’t it? Okay, there was a three-day stretch in my life that I vaguely remember where I was. (Trust me, I was not drugged,)
Agatha Christie had one of those times too…only she forgot about 10 days out of her life. But in the history of everyday lives and news…
Do you remember the supernote? I didn’t, but I read about it today.
Back in 1989, a woman at a Philippine bank notice something didn’t ‘feel’ right about a $100 dollar bill she was counting. Yep. It was fake. It had been printed on the same type of $10 million device used by the U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing: It’s paper content was 75 percent cotton and 25 percent linen. It was an exact copy of U.S. Currency. The best counterfeit every made.
It was so perfect, they called it the supernote, and it was showing up all over the world.
The FBI suspected Iran, (which had already purchased two of those presses) Syria, Russia, East Germany, and Lebanon’s Hezbollah. Some even suspected the CIA. (No doubt, Al Sharpton has one in his basement)
And then they figured out it was actually North Korea that was printing them. In fact, Kim Jong-Ils not only was printing money, but he was also dealing in black market cigarettes, pharmaceuticals, drugs and weapons just to keep his Elvis movie collection up-to-date.
Doesn’t that make you wonder how much counterfeit everything we see in this country, that they don’t even bother to report? Is that prescription you are taking actually real?
While over $60 million dollars of fake supernotes were eventually found, it was thought that over $964 billion is still in circulation. In fact, you could have some of it in your wallet.
You might ask: Did it cause any financial destabilization?
Sure. We just didn’t hear about it, and you know why?
Daddy Bush Was afraid that North Korea would walk away from nuclear weapons talks if he even complained about it, which in hindsight didn’t matter, because Bill Clinton won the election and gave Kim Jong Ills all the plutonium he needed to make nukes. (And they are STILL best friends!)
And even though THAT wasn’t on the evening news much, it’s true. Kim Jong Il’s promised he would never use it to make nukes. Like a typical politician: He lied. This could be the reason why nobody in the world would even dare to go to visit North Korea but a gay basketball player.
And I don’t remember what Bill Clinton got out of that deal for America…do you?
The reality is, the Federal Reserve makes North Korea’s inflationary tactics seem amateurish.
And every day, I ask myself, what is it that I won’t remember tomorrow besides what I left off my grocery list?
If Snowden had not told us about the NSA spying on us, would we one day be told and then say to ourselves…You know, I really don’t remember that. So from now on, if you don’t remember something, odds are, your government never bothered to tell you.
And by the way, just so you know, I’m pretty sure the Commander-in-Chief…is a fake, a counterfeit, not even as good as a supernote if you wanted to compare him to the real thing…
And you can either forget that…or not.
Billions of people all over the world…have already…. forgotten.
Nobody’s Perfect: Melissa-Harris Perry VS Dennis Rodman
Nobody’s Perfect:
Last week, the biggest talk was the meltdown of MSNBC reporter, Melissa-Harris Perry, who apologized for making jokes about Mitt Romney’s black adopted grandchild. It wasn’t really the fact that she insulted Mitt Romney that brought the tears, no..it was the whole ‘diversity’ issues to which she and her liberal colleges have been taught since kindergarten IS the most important thing in the world…we must accept everyone as equals. How she could commit such a crime is almost beyond understanding. After all…she is from a diverse background herself.
Alec Baldwin immediately came out and wondered if he would be forgiven for his ‘gay’ comments if he cried.
Hey, go for it, Alec.
And then there’s Dennis Rodman. Dennis Rodman, is taking some of his basketball buddies to North Korea do some more ‘basketball diplomacy’ —a unique style of foreign diplomacy developed first hand, by President Obama himself.
Officially, the White House denies that Rodman is standing in for Obama—-it’s all just fun and games. Nevertheless…Dennis is still going to visit his favorite little buddy Kim Jong–Un for his Birthday Party….AFTER the important news that the little guy had thrown his own uncle (and five of his friends) to wild dogs to be eaten alive.
Initial speculation was that Jang had been killed by firing squad, a fate that media outlets said was the usual one reserved for “traitors.” But an alternative narrative of the 67-year old’s death emerged on what appears to have been a satirical post on the Chinese Tencent Weibo site that has been repeated by many media outlets worldwide.The Dec. 11 post on Tencent Weibo said Jang and five aides were killed by dogs.
So, officially, well…that didn’t happen. The uncle ‘probably’ died the old-fashioned way: death by firing squad. Still…you have to wonder at the mental state of anyone who would want to ever visit someone who had just killed their own uncle.
The game will feature many old-timers of the NBA…and one can only assume our President would love to attend.
So–who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week? In my Nobody’s Opinion, the man who really won this week, needs no introduction—
Nobody’s Perfect: Dennis Rodman VS Pine Bluff Swat Team
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week we put Dennis Rodman up against the Pine Bluff Swat Team.
Let’s take Dennis first just because, nobody smokes a cigar in earrings quite like Dennis. It seems Dennis just loves hanging out with his favorite toy boy, Kim Jong Un. Despite the fact that the man is one of the most dangerous psychological maniacs on the planet, Dennis…loves him. And that makes you wonder about the sex between the two, which Dennis is desperately trying to cover up by telling everyone what a good family man Kim Jong Un is. Dennis is also threatening Obama to talk to him about his lover. Wow. Give a gay a match and they torch you with a flame gun every time. 
Dennis is the quintessence of the fact that there is an American absurdity when it comes to how sport figures are worshipped, and then they lose all sense of perspective.
Rodman is trying to get a team of black basketball players to go over and play the North Koreans. I want to know just exactly how all those 6’7 black guys are going to LOSE to a bunch of short and starved little North Koreans, who will know, that if they lose, they will be shot?
And then there’s the Swat Team of Pine Bluff, Arkansas, who were SO afraid of a 107-year-old, they bought in the whole 47th tank division, complete with AK-47 machine guns.
PINE BLUFF, Ark. (TheBlaze/AP) — A 107-year-old man is dead after SWAT officers shot back at him during a standoff at a home in the southeast Arkansas city of Pine Bluff, police say.
But friends and fellow church members say that Monroe Isadore was legally blind and nearly deaf and shouldn’t have died that way.
“I’m in shock today,” Larry Smith, who attended church with Isadore at New Direction Baptist, told KLRT-TV.
“He couldn’t hear,” Smith said. “Somebody should’ve told the [police] he couldn’t hear.”
We all know senility comes in different colors, but…the guy with the gun, didn’t actually SHOOT anyone, so why did we have to call a full force military unit in?
We saw this happen in Boston…talk about trigger happy. Our police forces act like they are in Fallujah. Really…over kill. Come on guys. 
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
Kim Jong Un—for his bad taste in women.
Nobody Knows: Kim Jung Un, Plane Texting, Political Stunt—Party On Garth!
Nobody Knows:
—Why Obama has to have another White House Sequester Free Soul Party?
Obama is just four months into his term, and four vacations (if you count Obama sightseeing in the Middle East) and it’s time to par–tee!
As the White House has previously announced, Justin Timberlake (who will be making his White House debut), Al Green, Ben Harper, Queen Latifah, Cyndi Lauper, Joshua Ledet, Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, Mavis Staples, and others will be performing at the exclusive event.
Nobody Knows if Obama is going to sing again, but since it’s going to be on PBS, you can bet your daddy’s 401K plan, (what’s left of it.) that it’s one of the reasons they put this together so quickly. Nothing boosted Obama’s popularity ratings as fast as when he started singing, “I’m so in love with you.” After that, nobody could get him to shut up.
Also expect him to be all over Michelle, to let the whole world know that: she really isn’t a single parent: did not file for divorce again (she once did): and he’s really not a male chauvinist pig for making that sexist comment about the attorney general. He really does love her.
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And if you can’t waste taxpayers money by throwing big lavish white house parties, there’s always the Commerce Department to help you out:
Congress’s top auditor said Tuesday that the Commerce Department has been charging other government agencies millions of dollars for reports that the other agencies could just as easily have gotten online, for free. The reports don’t amount to much — the agency reported revenues of $1.5 million in fiscal year 2011 — but overall, duplication and waste are likely costing the federal government billions of dollars a year, the auditors said. But the Government Accountability Office said it can’t even begin to measure how much overlap there is because the agencies don’t keep sufficient records to evaluate that.
GAO said the Defense Department has so many different branches that each pay separately for foreign language services, but if the department were to coordinate it could save hundreds of millions of dollars a year.
Oh..that makes sense. When your department is caught wasting billions of taxpayer’s dollars, just report that everybody does it and that will get you off the hook every time.
Everybody knows that if we cut the waste and fraud out of all government departments we’d could probably pay off the debt in half the time, but Nobody Knows that nobody in Congress will ever prosecute anyone for stealing taxpayer money, because they would all have to go to jail…and there is no jail big enough to hold them all.
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President Obama gathered up a bunch of grieving parents from Sandy Hook, and took them all on a ride on Air Force One, to a gun rally to support gun control, and said this:
“Some folks in Washington are already floating the idea that they may use political stunts to prevent votes on any of these reforms,”
Nobody Knows why Obama and his many minions do NOT see that dragging these poor people all over the country is a political stunt..but they have mastered the, “These are not the droids you seek” Ob-bi-wan mind control. Republicans…have not. It’s that simple.
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And then there’s a problem with the new technology: Texting. I don’t do it. I think the human voice is much faster. But then, that’s me. You can’t drink and drive, but nobody seems to have a problem with taking your eyes off the road and punching tiny little buttons. But this guy…went further:
Texting by a pilot before and during a 2011 medical-helicopter flight in Missouri contributed to its crash. The NTSB documented at least 240 texts sent and received by the pilot during his shift the day of the accident, according to records. There were 20 such texts with a coworker before and during the accident.
Because this guy couldn’t stop fighting with his girlfriend (come on, you KNOW he was talking to a woman) he killed the patient, the other pilot, a flight nurse, and a paramedic. His excuse for not refueling the plane was that he hadn’t slept well the night before.
Nobody Knows how somebody could be smart enough to get a pilot’s license, but do such a dumb thing as not filling up the plane with gas because he was too busy texting.
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Tomorrow Kim Jung Un will launch a missile and Nobody 
Knows where it’s going to land. But just in case Obama’s on the golf course, I hope we all have clean underwear on.
Nobody Knows: Gay Marriage, EU Robbery, Obama’s Vacatons, North Korea
Nobody Knows
Gay Marriage:—If the Supreme Court will make same-sex marriage a constitutional right, which would go against the Constitution. Since the beginning, it’s been up to the states to determine such matters, not the Federal Government. And, since the people of California voted on Proposition 8, it should not be overturned.
At another point Chief Justice John Roberts asked Olson whether those seeking to strike down Proposition 8 were interested only in the label “marriage,” since the state of California already grants same-sex couples almost all the legal protections and rights provided to heterosexual married couples.
What the elites want is to force churches to marry gay couples. And since the top GOP minions like Karl Rove, are now supporting it, don’t be shocked if gay marriage becomes the law of the land. But, Nobody Really Knows what’s going to happen. It’s not that gays shouldn’t marry, it that the issues should be up to the voters in the states.
The Great EU Bank Robbery: Wow…the EU thought taking money from people’s bank accounts was so easy, they decided it’s a faster and better way to steal money. Why tax when you can just reach in the cookie jar and take it all? Cyrus just wasn’t enough. 
Savings accounts in Spain, Italy and other European countries will be raided if needed to preserve Europe’s single currency by propping up failing banks, a senior euro zone official has announced.
So…where ARE the rich, or the little guy for that matter… going to go to hide their money from the elites? Nobody Knows.
Obama Vacations: In the first three months of the year, members of the first family have been on three vacations, averaging a vacation a month. And now it’s being reported that the first daughters are on a spring break vacation in the Bahamas.
Gee…MOST parents would never dream of sending their kids off to a hotspot vacation without mom or dad along. But it seems, the taxpayers are the nannies on this one. The above statement is false: Obama had a vacation in Israel and Jordan where he took days off to see the sights, his life is one continual vacation day after another, with a few speeches in-between. Nobody Knows where they are going next: Disneyland?
North Korea: Nobody Knows—If the reason Obama is sending all those thousands of tanks to California is because North Korea is threatening to nuke us every single day.
North Korea has elevated its artillery and strategic missile forces to “combat-ready posture” and said it is prepared to strike targets in South Korea, Japan, Guam, Hawaii and the continental US.
Nobody Remembers the famous speech where President George W. Bush pointed out our three enemies: Iraq, Iran, and North Korea, before everyone told him that was a mean thing to say.
In the newly released movie Olympus, ( I just saw it today) North Korea takes over the White House and captures the President with such stealth and expertise, it made our military look lame….and just ONE man saves everybody. Something that would not happen in real life.
I kept thinking that the North Koreans would LOVE this movie, since they can’t even make a decent video as good as a ten-year-old American. Leave it to American Movie producers to make them look good.
I don’t remember any President of the United States ever putting up with such a punk as Kim Jung Um, but then, that was before half our big companies were making most of their money in China.
Does that mean we will have to listen to this punk forever?
Nobody Knows, but with Obama as President, anything could happen.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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