Nobody Flashes Obama’s Really Gay Boots!
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Believe it or not! Obama had his own gay outfits, smoked crack cocaine, was a pathological liar, and this women is sure to die of a car crash, so lets pass this around to everyone, just in case. She tells you all about the Barry she hung around with in Hawaii.
While I was skeptical at first, he fits the profile doesn’t he? You will NEVER see anybody who gets paid to report about Obama DARE print this anywhere. But hey, I don’t get paid.
Enjoy! Before they take it down.
Michelle is a Single Mom, and Obama is Gay…Who Knew?
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Could Obama actually have done smack in the back of a limo while some guy came down on him? And even it he did, and he IS gay, why should we care?
Well, by Obama’s own admission he did cocaine, and just about everything else in his past, so if he did heavy drugs, I don’t think the “homo’ part would be surprising at all.
The reason we SHOULD care, is that half the country, will forever be watching Oprah Winfrey (who by many witnesses had her own crack habit) and Jane Fonda rewrite the historical record that Ronald Reagan did not care about black people…with their newly released…”All White Men are Racists” movie, while ignoring the fact that we might have a homo-crack addict running the world.
Notice…Michelle is a single mom. Who knew?
Nobody’s Perfect: Groundhog VS Dame Helen Mirren
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week we have two very surprising outbursts of anger coming from two unlikely sources—
Let’s start with what happened in merry old England. It seems, you don’t mess with Dame Helen Mirrren, the famous actress who has been in so many movies and who has played not one, but THREE British Queens, and so when she was performing as “Queen” and her performance was disturbed by a bunch of gay’s playing drums outside the theater, well…she basically lost it:
FROM DRUDGE: Astonished onlookers saw the 67-year-old star try to grab the conductor’s arm and heard her yell at the band to “shut the f*** up”.
Then the actress, who plays the monarch in hit play The Audience, went into a tirade on behalf of the theatre-going paying public — who later gave her a standing ovation. Promoter Joe O’Leary, 32, who was at the drumming parade, said: “She said people had paid ‘a lot of f***ing money’ to watch her show and that we were ‘f***ing ruining it’. The showdown came after drummers promoting a gay music festival paraded through Soho and halted outside the Gielgud Theatre in Winnett Street.
The drumming rose in a crescendo for around eight minutes and drowned out part of the first half of the play, in which the Queen talks to a succession of Prime Ministers.
You have to wonder, what the real Queen would be more upset about: The obscene language that she used WHILE in character representing the real Queen—after all, many of the people might have thought it was the real mum telling them off.
Or the fact that she was interrupting a gay parade. Remember, the Queen just came out in support of the gays.
And then there’s the “I’ve just about had enough” Groundhog of New Jersey
BRIDGETON — It started with kids looking across the street at a groundhog in the Bridgeton Midget Football parking lot on Saturday.
They crossed the street to get a closer look.
They had never seen a groundhog before.
What they didn’t count on was the groundhog chasing them back across the street to where Bridgeton Little League was playing.
This groundhog was so mad that it chased the kids across the street and bared it’s teeth at the umpire. Thinking that it was his job to save the umpire, the Little League President stepped in to save him. The Groundhog then chased the Little League President who ran, jumped in his car and locked the doors.
The groundhog made for a hole. But, then—the police arrived.
The police came, got a loop around the poor groundhog’s neck (whom it was reported, was as big as a Volkswagen) —but the feisty groundhog broke the loop. They finally got another loop, caged the poor fellow and took it to be tested for rabies. The police were declared once again, protectors of the people from crazy groundhogs.
What happens in New Jersey should stay in New Jersey, I say.
So, who won the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
The President of the Little League.
What an idiot. The world is filled with too many stupid umpires who make a living of ruining lives of not only major league games, but little leagues too. Who knows how many fights at sporting events they have caused. He should have stayed out of it. Let the umpire fend for himself.
The groundhog was no doubt only protecting her babies.
Dame Helen Mirren’s reaction was heroic. To stand up to a bunch of drummers takes guts, but to stand up to a bunch of gay drummers in this gay’s should never be yelled at world?
That kind of courage deserves another ovation!
Obama Entertains With a New LGBT Song
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In order to give support to gay marriage, and every other kind of threesomes, or foursome, marriage, Obama called up the Village People for this very special picture where we see the President posing as the head chief.
He even make a big part of the Easter celebration at the White House, where they all performed the very popular song YMCA…with the changed letters…LGBT for this special occasion.
Young gay, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young les, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, transvestite, ’cause you’re in a new town’, You can all be trans- sex- u- als.
Young gay, there’s a place you can go.
I said, young les, when you’re short on your dough.
Come to the White House, and I’m sure you will find, many ways to have a good time.
I want you all to say: LGBT, It’s really fun to say, LGBT.
If you just say it loud, you’ll get the fans in the crowd, to help- to -change- our- nation.
I want you all to say: LGBT, it’s really fun to say, LGBT
You can dance in the streets, tell your grandpa to weep,
You can just all be happy..
Young gay, are you listening to me?
I said, young les, what do you want to be?
I said, transvestite, you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing..
No man, does it all by himself,
I said young man put your pride on the shelf
And just join in, with the LGTB
And together we’ll all make history….
And if you all will say, LGBT,
Just change the word from gay to LGBT
You will have everything that the straight guys enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys …
It’s really fun to say LGBT,
And make a brighter day, LGBT
You can get yourself cleaned,
You can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel …
(Okay, even an April Fool Joke gets old…sorry the song is MUCH too long.)
Nobody’s Perfect: Hillary ‘Umbridge’ VS Kardashians: OR LGTB VS Vagina Smelling Contest
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, it’s between Hillary Clinton and the Kardashians..
Hillary first: 
You’re not a progressive unless you can find a cause…without the cause, there is no reason for people like Hillary to exist. Here’s Hillary’s first step to becoming the next Presdient, and I must admit, I had to stop watching after a few seconds, because frankly, Hillary’s tone made me sick: …the “I am so good, and I am here to save the gays, and America, and I am speaking VERY clearly because I know you are all stupid, and I still want to be President, but not yet…first …we need more gay people, and we are about to make it law.”
OMG, send me a canoe and let me go over the falls. But, as much as I HATE this women, (and I do NSA), I will, for the sake of the children, translate this almost unbearable rant for you.
Nobody Notes: This woman, is a tyrant. As is Obama. They are abnormalities of power and corruption and to be feared with every fiber.
Here’s Miss Perfect Hillary:
“Gay rights are Human rights, human rights are gay rights.”
Nobody Says: So, gays were never human? When was this discovered?
“There were some countries that did not want to hear that.”
Nobody Says: Hillary is going to stop all gay hangings in Iran, by her magnificent leadership, even though she doesn’t have the courage to accuse them of much of anything. Her point is to change us.
“That’s who we are, it’s in our DNA.”
Nobody Says: Have you looked at your DNA lately Hillary?
“How to protect his L.G.T.B citizens..”‘
Nobody Says: WHAT? What’s that stand for?
Last Gay Tinker Bunker?—– Lesbian Gay Tokus Batter? ——–Little Gay Tiger Bitch?
We can’t call them gay anymore? Is Hillary trying to get rid of the word…”gay”? Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of gay family members that are loved dearly, but really… what rights DON’T they have?
“I was pretty tough…I directed our diplomats around the world.”
Nobody Says: Wow..Hillary’s stand on “Gays” in Benghazi got her L.G.T.B. diplomat raped AND killed. Good job Hillary. How’s that “Let’s send the gays into service as gay diplomats in countries where it’s a crime to show them how TOUGH I am and get them all used to gays.” How’s that working out Hillary?
*Reach out to the brave activist fighting on front lines.”
Nobody Says: Yeah, we’ve seen all those brave gay activists standing on the front lines all OVER the middle East Hillary…. Sure we have.
“Blah Blah…now having left public office”
Nobody Says: Oh right….sure…GOOD…stay out.
“For America to keep leading in the world that means we must invest here at home.”
Nobody Says: Oh…here comes the punch line. Translation: You hicks need to change, and you WILL change, all the churches will now marry gays and accept gays into marriage even though it’s against the Bible. Wait…Hillary is starting to look like that evil woman Principal who wore pink in Harry Potter: Professor Umbridge.
“LGTB deserve the rights of citizenships and that includes marriage.”
Nobody Says: Uh…so now gays are not citizens? What? Since WHEN is marriage a RIGHT? Next thing you know…Hillary will tell you who can marry, and who can’t.
Wait…she IS telling you that. She wants to make it the law. All Churches will have to marry gays.
“My views have been shaped over time…”
Nobody Says: The rest of us had to watch Hollywood and TV sitcoms, with gays kissing, and taking over our TV shows. No offense against gay…but statistically speaking, one or two would have been quite enough. but EVERY SINGLE SHOW? COME ON! We were brainwashed basically. You on the other hand, are running for President. And getting rid of MEN is the main objective here.
That’s about enough of Hillary.
The other contestant for the week was Kim Kardashian, who in desperation for ratings decided to through a vagina smelling contest!
In what is a new low sisters Kim and Kourtney decided to hold a very vulgar competition on Sunday night’s reality show – to see whose private parts smell the sweetest!
Hillary, leader of the feminist movement which encourage the vagina dialogues would be proud to see her children smelling each other vaginas.
As far as we know, the Kardashsian sisters are not gay…but this rather crudeness of our American Culture has made Hillary the winner of the Nobody’s Perfect award of the week.
After all, Hillary helped make this all possible. (To be fair, Bill helped out a lot in that department too..he needs to take at least half the blame.
Next thing you know, one of the gay designer boys will be throwing an anus smelling contest— After all…LGTB’s have equal rights now as citizens.
And I thought of some REALLY funny Hillary vagina jokes, but I won’t go there…but you can!
(Nobody apologizes for the content of this blog, but to me, there is a definite connection between these lowlifes. They are all ..unhinged. )
Government Motto: We Don’t Have the Records, We Just Spend the Money”
Nobody Knows
Nobody Knows where our tax dollars REALLY go, because as you see, they just spend the money…and don’t keep any records.
How would you feel f you ask your wife where last week’s paycheck went and she said,…”I don’t know…I don’t have the recipts honey, I just spend the money and throw them away!”
And Nobody Knows why we paid over $20 million dollars to buy firewood to keep Afghanistan warm…but then again, according to our government, we don’t have to know.
Nobody also doesn’t know why they are sending “gay” ambassordors to Muslim Nations, (the ambassador Chris Stevens was by many reports, gay) when they know in Muslim nations, being gay can bring you a death sentence. And since Obama has welcomed gays, and transformed the military into “outing” the gays in all the units, even though he knows this may put the men in more danger in Muslims nations, can he be held responsible for their deaths?
Why is he not ‘protecting” his gay buddies in Muslim nations? And why are we not talking about this?
Nobody Knows why the man who made this awful video everybody is talking about, gave over a million dollars to Obama’s reelection, and Nobody Knows if he would do it again, or if he’ll get his money back.
Probably not since they don’t keep any records, Nobody Knows where that money went.
Why hasn’t Obama come out to “protect” the rights of “gay” ambassadors?
Nobody Knows, but we can guess.
Nobody’s Fool: Reverend Owens
Nobody’s Fool
Finally…SOMEBODY got the guts to stand up to Obama on the basis of their own faith. Nobody Thinks the Reverend Owens deserves applause for standing up for his convictions. Marriage between a man and a woman has been in all religions since they were formed, and now, politicians, are trying to force every religious person into excepting that which their own faith does not accept.
That’s not freedom of religion, that’s tyranny. How would the ‘gays’ like it if the state told them they had to “not be gay” anymore? It’s a matter of freedom. That’s basically what it comes down to…”Don’t be a Christian.”
And watch the CNN reporter try to put her own bias into it. Is it any wonder CNN is losing the ratings battle?
The Catholic Church Speaks….
Nobody Knows—-
That’s a scientific fact.
And most people know this, it’s a no-brainer. It’s not that gays can’t fall in love, or be in love, or even get married..it’s the fact that our politicians are trying to force the “gay” life as being wonderful AND normal down everyone’s throat. And frankly, I’m tired of trying to believe that Ellen Degeneres needs makeup to catch a woman. 
As we saw once again yesterday, Americans are not buying it:
As expected, North Carolinians voted in large numbers on Tuesday for an amendment that would ban same-sex marriages, partnerships and civil unions, becoming the 30th state in the country and the last in the South to include a prohibition on gay marriage in the state constitution.
Now, I’m not Catholic, but I happen to think the Ten Commandments, are the best rules every devised by a man or a God. So, I thought this video, made by the Catholics was a good one to post. The communist blueprint for a takeover of a capitalistic society is to go first to socialism, then to communism. And that means the destruction of all religions. Obama took that first step when he mandated Catholics support abortions.
The government is suppose to ‘represent’ the people. IF the people say they want to ban gay marriage, then the government should abide by the people’s wishes. The American people should DEMAND our politicians abide by the law. If not, we should vote them out.
The object seems to be, and many of the elite have said exactly this: reduce the population. More gay people, more abortions— means less people to pollute the earth.
Ted Turner would be happy.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Obama’s House of Cartagena’s Secrets.
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WOW…How much gas did this Presidential parade cost the taxpayer?
Wait: We are used to that. We are NOT used to our Secret Service guys acting like guys at a frat party. Gee…I guess it’s old news now. When you have a President that loves to party, why shouldn’t his boys take some time off and have some fun?
There are several big reasons why every America should be concerned about this, and here’s why—
IF this had been just one or two guys, you would think that they just disrespected the President and their jobs. But…two supervisors were in on this big orgy. So, it stands to reason that this has happened before, with Obama’s permission, and is probably something that goes on all the time, and Obama just says “Hey boys, put it on the tab.”
After all, Obama understand these things. He used to be a big cocaine addict. He wouldn’t judge anyone partying, or doing cocaine, or getting prostitutes, because he has done it. And, in retrospect it might just be the way Obama likes to pay his guys. Maybe that trip to Cancun that Malia recently took with her girlfriends was REALLY a sort of present for some of his guards: sort of a fully paid vacation…as a gift from their boss. In fact— wasn’t it exactly 12 body guards that went down to Cancun? It stands to reason that grown men would be more interested in spring break than a 14- year-old girl.
Another reason: This was in Columbia, land of drug Cartels. And Obama’s first reaction to this was sort of like..Oh don’t worry. You people are making too big a deal out of this.
“I want to thank President Santos and the people of Colombia for the extraordinary hospitality in the beautiful city of Cartagena,” said Obama. “We’re having a wonderful time. And usually when I take these summit trips, part of my job is to scout out where I may want to bring Michelle back later for vacation. So we’ll make sure to come back sometime in the near future.”
That arrogant statement, was meant to upset Larry Conors (YEAH..a St. Louis hometown boy!) who recently had the guts to call Obama on all his vacations. That was Obama’s way of telling us all to “Fuck off. ” He’s staying in, and taking as many vacations as he likes. 
No one should be surprised if Obama still does cocaine, or of his lackadaisical attitude towards sex. After all, it was Obama that has made the military gay. And after this incident, I’m inclined to believe that Obama himself is gay. Is he bribing his own secret service agents to keep his “gay” secrets? How long did they keep Jack Kennedy’s affairs quiet?
Here’s a few excerpts from Kevin Duvan at Hill Buzz:
In Chicago’s Boystown gay community, older guys who frequented the little dive bars that have been around forever told tales back in the 2008 primaries about Barack Obama slipping out whenever he was in Chicago for romps at the local bathhouse “Man’s Country”. The details given in these accounts of his activities were substantial. Apparently, he went most often to this Andersonville neighborhood bathhouse on Wednesdays, and while there he was rumored to seek oral sex from older white men. According to the gossip, Barack Obamawould never reciprocate in these encounters, but enjoyed being pleasured by older white guys. Evidently, he is not a giver and is something of a selfish bathhouse regular when not being the current President of the United States.
*****During the 2008 election, I campaigned for Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primaries. Repeatedly, I heard over and over here in Chicago that Barack Obama is gay and that his marriage to Michelle is one of mutual convenience. In the black community, this is called “being on the down-low,” where a closeted gay male weds an often-times gruff and demanding woman (typically without other male suitors of her own) to take public scrutiny off them both and afford the pair a successful life they’d never achieve separately.*****Isn’t it strange that the public’s never been introduced to a SINGLE GIRLFRIEND that Barack Obama ever had in high school, college, law school, or the days before he met Michelle?
The more than 330 business executives that were scheduled to attend included Rollin Ford, executive vice president and chief administrative officer at Wal-Mart Stores Inc.; Luis Montoya, president of Latin America Beverages for PepsiCo Inc.; Rocky Becker, vice president of the Americas for Exxon Mobil Corp., and Luis Carlos Villegas, president of ANDI, Colombia’s largest business association. Obama said, alongside summit host Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos and Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff, that South American governments must work to increase the size of middle class in their countries and increase transparency.
“The days when we could think of each of our economies in isolation, those days are long gone,” the U.S. president said. “How can we make sure that globalization and that integration is benefiting a broad base of people?”
We heard much the same mantra from President George W. Bush. And it’s the same thing we will hear from Mitt Romney, if he gets in. The United States is now a “service” economy. We “service” our politicians and our global multinational corporations so that they can go out and globalize the rest of the world. And like that prostitute in Cartagena, we’re not getting paid.
*****
The LAST time in history that a closet “gay” took control of a country, the Jews got toasted.
As for his dreams of endless vacations: Let Obama take Michelle there on his own dime. He’s spent more than enough of ours,
Now, enjoy Mr. Green!
YUK! I’d Rather Eat a Dead Roach
Nobody Wins
Here’s the thing: If you are not born gay, you have a really hard time trying to imagine having sex with the same-sex. Nobody ever talks about this…and although “gay” people have been around since the beginning of man, straight people have a hard time imagining sex with another person of the same-sex. If we do, we usually go..UGK— much the same reaction we would give if somebody told us to eat a live roach.
While the liberals want to go on and on about how sex is just a natural thing..they never say that it’s also very natural to go UGH when you think of kissing the same-sex. To a liberal…all sex is good. If you don’t think so, then you’re a Nazi, religious, uptight, stupid, pervert who wants to ban all sex.
It’s not working.
No offense to any gay person, but, just as you think sex with the opposite sex is “ugh” we think the same. You have a right to your preference, we have right to our preference…right? You have a right to pursue YOUR happiness..we have a right to pursue OUR happiness, but nowhere in the Constitution does it say that YOUR happiness has to be forced on us.
Gays are 3 percent of the population…but our government wants to up that percentage for obvious reasons. They are trying to control the population. More gays, less kids.
If you listen to latest historians every great military general ever set foot on a battlefield was…gay. Alexandria the Great, loved his horse and his best generals. I don’t want to know what he did with his horse, thank you very much. In the case of Hitler: whole books have been written about his “stable.”
Okay. Gays can rule…we get it. And we can love them as people…BUT…
Nobody has a bone to pick about how we are being forced to watch gays on our TV. We watch our TV because, damn it, now we have to pay big money to watch TV, so they know not many of us turn our sets off when we’re home. You might be on your way to the bathroom, glance at the TV and there you go…some guy is kissing some other guy. Yuk.
And that’s how I got trapped. On the sitcom Las Vegas, this week, was an episode about lesbians.
I don’t know about you, but every lesbian I’ve ever known or seen, did not look like a playboy centerfold. But on this episode of Las Vegas: they were knockout sex machines. 
Here’s the story: A very beautiful brunette out to have a good time at the Casino in Las Vegas, looks across the roulette table and sees another very sexy blond. Both these girls looked like they had just gotten laid by Hugh Jackman.
They run into two other lesbian supermodels, with low-cut dresses–two women with big busts and short skirts— add the high heels, and it’s a lesbian heaven. They start salivating over the black jack table to have sex. The four lesbians rent a limo.
In the limo they trash the lowly man, who they all berate, saying that if they were with men— those men would want to go to boring car races, instead of what they were going to do. THEY were going to go to a strip club and get lap dances from the lesbians strippers. (Yeah, I thought was funny too.)
Oh..you didn’t know that most strippers were lesbians? According to the writers of LAS VEGAS..90 percent of the strippers in Las Vegas are lesbians.If you believe that, then you believe that Michael Moore has had sex with Angelina Jolie. 
The next scene of the four very voluptuous, sexy women–have them sitting at the strip bar acting exactly like a bunch of men–at a frat party…throwing bills at the girls, wanting lap dances, and commenting on the sweet asses of the strippers. I tried really hard to imagine what in the world would be appealing about some girl dancing on my lap. Honestly– I have an instant “Don’t even go there” mechanism on my brain to prevent breakdown. I couldn’t come up with a thing. 
By this time, the tall tell imagination of some man who writes the show for Las Vegas came into close view. Nobody Wonders–was he told to include Lesbians in the show? Or had he just gone to Las Vegas without his wife, and he wanted to convince his wife that when he was there… all the
women in Las Vegas are big lesbians, and so he spent no money at all on the strippers…like he told her.
And then, he put all the lesbians into his own sexual fantasy in his script. I can’t imagine any wife being that stupid, but then again, I can’t imagine the moon having rocks that turn into killer spiders either. (Apollo 18)
(Sorry, I watched that movie last night…Blair Witch on the Moon.)
This morning I turned on the news and there was a democrat senator tearing into the Catholic priests and bishops in Congress for having dare not realize they were just being used for political purposes by the right. They were just doing it because they didn’t like Obama.
The right could say the same thing about the black people. When are the blacks going to realized that the very same people who made them slaves, are keeping them on the welfare plantation?
The left feels, and has for years, that the church is cramming religion down everybody’s throat. When was the last time you saw a sitcom about people going to church, or even mentioning God?
And while they do not want to be “forced” to allow any kind of morality..they cram gays kissing down our throat every single day on all our favorite TV programs..
Nobody Wins with all this gay social engineering.
1.7 percent of the population are lesbians. They have their own “gay” cable channel. It’s about time the rest of us start turning off the shows when we see the “gay” people kissing.
After all, it’s our Constitutional right to pursue happiness, and not be grossed out. If enough people turned the channel, they’d probably stop it.
Okay. they won’t–they know we will watch it because— we also like to watch horror movies, plane crashes, car wreaks, and dog commercials.Make those lesbians look like the Playmates of the Year and every man on the planet will watch them kiss.
The ONLY thing we can do is fire all the social engineers. Nobody Thinks, they are all gay.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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