When Obama Plays Golf, the Earth Quakes
Nobody Knows
Nobody knows what Obama was thinking today when he made this high kick on the golf course…but I have a few hints from his caddy.
1. Damn! I hit that shot so far the earth moved…did you feel it?
2. Hey, tell Fema not to worry, I just got Jeffery Immelt to build a few more factories in China. Call Joe and tell him wrestling with that sumo guy really helped out. Tell him I want him to ride some camels, and bring the horse back…Malia wants a pony.
3. How much was in Gaddafi’s bank account? $300 billion? Well boys, I say that deserves another round. Tell Hillary I want my check, pronto.
4. Michelle is eating taco’s with the kids? Hot damn. She’ll be gone for hours. I can go hit some hoops…if you catch my meaning.
5. Maxine told the tea party to go to hell? Damn. Give that woman a raise. What? The people are mad because I’m taking a vacation and playing golf? Well, you know where they can go. What? We had an earthquake? Damn…how lucky can you get?
Nobody’s Perfect: Maxine Waters VS Janeane Garofalo
Nobody’s Perfect
Let’s just all admit it. If you have any tea party spirit at all, you just have to love these two riotous, rippling, ringleader raspers. Let’s take Maxine first. She is so mad at those white-lily, descendants of white-lily founders that she just has to come out and express her anger…”They can all go to Hell!”
Makes you just want to go out and find some other tea-party patriots, gather around the tea-party fire, and toast each other with a big glass of Sam Adams Beer.
Los Angeles, the city Maxine represents, is the finest example of just what hell looks like, or maybe it’s actually the real destination, and Maxine is the devil’s left-handed woman, so why she wants all the tea party people in America to show up on her doorstep is beyond me.
I just want her to get mad enough to throw that wig down, stomp on it, and then say, “I’m mad as hell, and I’m taking it anymore!” Come on Maxine..get that lily-white suit dirty! Obama can’t get mad, according to your big buddy Danny Glover.. but you can. Give us more!
And then, there’s Janeane Garofalo—the girl who couldn’t compete with all the other girls, so she got herself some big glasses and made herself ‘superior.’ The tea party is driving Janenae CRAZY. You would think by looking at her, that her mother was at Woodstock, and got picked up by a stranger, who got her mother pregnant, only to leave them both to join the Marines. Okay. So I make that up. Her father…get ready for it..was an Exxon Oil executive. You know, he fed her, and gave her a college education by…cough…working. The nerve of the guy. Is it any wonder why she is depressed?
In the sixties Janeane would have been what we called a blownout stoneer. 
But Janenane has said:
“Let’s be very honest about what this is about. This in not about bashing Democrats: it’s not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea Party was about. They don’t know their history at all. It’s about hating a black man in the White House. That is racism straight up. This is nothing but a bunch of teabaggingrednecks.”
AND…
” Here’s what the right-wing has in, there’s no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.”
So, MS Gorofala…thinks that tea party people HATE..but what she does is…fluffy. Intelligent. Truthful. And that’s why she got a tatoo…
No, I’m kidding. Here’s the really scary part. Garofalo got a degree in American History, and Political Science. Don’t ask me how that happened. What’s that tell you about the American educational system?
Janeane has absolutely no interest in sex, and has said so. I’m NOT making that up. Nobody thinks, if she took off the dark glasses, took a bath, stop smoking and drinking..who know? Maybe she’d meet a real smart conservative like her father, and stop picking on white people.
Being a real racist is tough. Both racist gals are losing it. Sam Adams…is smiling, and I’m having fun watching it.
Nobody Knows: Agenda 21
Nobody Knows
Anyone who has read me for some time, knows that I happen to think there is an elite group of various powerful men and women, who have taken upon themselves to “save the planet.” Well, it’s nothing new in history, but it’s even more dangerous now in this time, due to our technology, which happens to be all in their hands. I have thought this for years, because it seems to be the only thing that makes sense.
People make mistakes, but when you see who benefits the ‘mistakes’ it starts to form a pattern.
So, I’m keeping this short. This video shows a bit of what many have been planning, and if you logically consider all the events in the world, and how they seem to all point to one direction, you will start to watch for it.
Black has become white. The Tea Party people are dangerous? There are black riots everywhere, and no one is talking about them? My own local Police chief told me to move becasue I was worried about my Muslim neighbors meetings?
Our own government opened the flootgates to the little farmers this spring. And more and more people want us to be like “China.” I hear it all the time on the radio.
And as you can see from this video (on Doug Powers site) they are going full force with the little ones.
I’m going to stop talking, because, it’s just so damn…insane. But, if you have the time, the video is worth it.
(thanks to amfortas)
Nobody’s Perfect: Congress VS Billy Joe
Let’s consider a few facts before we start comparing the two.
Remember, the father was drunk.
This week, we were told that our Congress and the President, reached a deal to “save” the country from default. Currently, if you can believe the stats: we have a $14 trillion dollar debt, and this deal will cut expenses by $21 billion in 2012, and $42 billion in 2013.
Wow.
They all did Obama a favor, they said, by letting it all slide till AFTER the elections. This was…more Washington as usual..smoke your mirrors and get out that flask of whiskey.
According to Ron Paul:
“This deal will reportedly cut spending by only slightly over $900 billion over 10 years. But we will have a $1.6 trillion deficit after this year alone, meaning those meager cuts will do nothing to solve our unsustainable spending problem. By denying members the ability to offer amendments and only allowing an up-or-down vote that will take place in the hectic time between Thanksgiving and Christmas, this Commission essentially disenfranchises the vast majority of members from meaningfully participating in the debate over reducing spending and balancing the budget.”“Furthermore, despite the claims of the bill’s proponents, there is nothing to stop the commission from recommending tax increases. What should bother Americans most is that under cover of this debt ceiling circus, we learned from a recent GAO one-time, limited audit that the Federal Reserve secretly pumped $16 trillion into American and foreign banks over three years. All of the Fed’s fat cat cronies were taken care of at the expense of the American public.”
So, what was this whole big, “The sky is falling and we will never get up!” facade that went on for weeks? It was all about…what? What really happened, it seems to this nobody, is that they are just getting a few more trillion to spend. An eight-year-old with half an education could have done a better deal.
And speaking of eight-year-olds…Billy Joe Madden was so drunk, he let his eight- year- old son drive to Texas from Mississippi, with his four- year -old sister in the back seat. Billy Joe was sent to prison, as well he should have been.
But…consider this: It was just reported that Washington D.C. has the highest alcohol rate of any city in the country among adults, at 8.1 percent. Another nifty statistic is that D.C. is among the top contenders when it comes to cocaine and marijuana use. Are we surprised? This explains why Marion Berry kept getting elected right next door to the White house…with the White House silent. The Mayor was caught on tape selling cocaine, and yet he was re-elected?
Doesn’t that tell you something?
Could it be, the reason the country is going off the road, is we are letting men and women with the experience of a stoned and drunk eight- year- old kid run the country?
Are they all drunk? High? Freaking out on coke? Shouldn’t they all be in prison with Billy Joe Madden with the crimes they have committed?
You have to hand it to that eight-year-old kid. Somehow he managed, despite having a drunk father sitting beside him, to get that pickup truck quite a few miles without hurting anyone.
If Congress was driving that car, it would have caused more than a few major fatalities and would be out of gas, engine on fire, framework all bent to hell, and it would still be in a ditch by the side of the road. With Congress in the driver’s seat, it would have never made it out of Biloxi.
And on that note…I think I’ll go have a drink.
Raise the Debt Limit: But Read the Fine Print
Nobody’s Opinion
Instead of accepting some compromise that can get through the democratic process, what they‘re saying is we’ll blow up the country if you don’t listen to us,” Zakaria said. “We’ll hold hostage the credit of the United States, the good standing of the United States and we’ll blow it up….it’s an extraordinary act of hostage-taking.”
The agreement would slice at least $2.2 trillion from federal spending over a decade, a steep price for many Democrats, too little for many Republicans. The Treasury’s authority to borrow would be extended beyond the 2012 elections, a key objective for Obama, though the president had to give up his insistence on raising taxes on wealthy Americans to reduce deficits.
The Americans “thought that money just reproduces by itself, and only in the financial sector, without having to produce any goods or services,” Fernandez said . These days, Latin America’s economy as a whole is expected to expand about 4.7 percent in 2011 — almost twice the expected rate in the United States — thanks to strong demand for the region’s commodities and a decade of mostly prudent fiscal management, itself the product of many hard-learned lessons of the past.
The protests over housing costs have tapped into wider discontent among Israelis over the high cost of living and the growing gaps between rich and poor. Other protests include doctors striking over working conditions and pay, parents demonstrating against expensive child rearing costs and similar outpourings over increasing gas prices.
Nobody Gets Email: Doorbell to Hell
Nobody Gets EMAIL!
When it comes to stealing money…nobody does it better than our own politicians.
I just opened this, and so, to my readers it goes to enjoy!
(Thanks to amfortas)
Harry Reid–Go Smell the Garbage
Nobody Reports:
“We have the latest report on the debt talks.” said the commentator. And up to the microphone came Harry Reid, who proclaimed, that there was no deal in the debt talks yet because the Tea Party was holding hostage to the American people.
Uh….say again Harry?
Basically saying, all the people in the Tea Party, (probably by all accounts, at least half of the population) were not American. It was one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.
Tonight I searched the net for the video, but it’s gone. Even Fox didn’t have it. I’m sure they all agreed Harry is getting senile and a quote like that, if played relentlessly, would sink the Democrats, it was just that idiotic.
Harry HATES the Tea Party. In other words, he hates the Americans who want our country back.
“Their agenda is an extreme agenda. I don’t agree with their ideas on social policy. But in our democracy, those ideas, however radical, deserve a debate if they want one.”
Yes, family, God, small government…freedom..that agenda is now… radical.
“But now the Tea Party is trying to sneak through its extreme social agenda – issues that have nothing to do with funding the government. They are willing to throw women under the bus, even if it means they’ll shut down the government.”
You know who else hates the Tea Party? The “liberal blacks.” If you got some time, just go to YouTube, search “exterminate white people” and check out all the blacks suggesting all white people be exterminated.
Now, try to find one “Tea Party” person who has said, “Let’s exterminate all the blacks.” Oh you can’t? Well, just imagine any white person posting a video like that on Youtube..and then imagine him getting arrested for a hate crime, because that’s exactly what would happen. But, the blacks get by with it.
Harry Reid thinks the Tea Party will disappear. They are “radicals.” Well Harry, the Tea Party is only going to get bigger. And even blacks are starting to join. Hope you have a good retirement home ready. The Tea Party people won’t begrudge your lack of class, we will even throw in a copy of the Constitution for you to pass the time.
Sam Adams…would be proud of this day. Harry Reid, by disowning the REAL Americans, who he considers garbage, are starting to pile up on his front door, and I hope the smell of true American spirits stinks him right out-of-town.
Go home Harry…..and smell the garbage.
Jimmy Carter VS Barack Obama
Nobody Remembers:
If you listened to “President” Obama’s inculpation of the Republicans not coming together with him to save the poor people from starvation— in his last attempt to influence the American people tonight to raise taxes, then you also heard him dig up Ronald Reagan and Thomas Jefferson to back his plans. The man who wants to change the Constitution, and went around the world for the first year of his Presidency throwing America under the bus at every event, became— right before our eyes…a decent, God-loving, American loving…Father.
This turnaround means that it’s mostly liberals who do not pay taxes. It’s the conservatives that do. And they are the ones who don’t want their taxes raised. He needs their vote.
Obama, once again, went into how those “corporate jets” don’t pay taxes excuse, to dig at the emotions of the people who are struggling. If he really wanted to incite class envy, he might try using the Rappers on MTV cribs. Really. I’d fall for it.
Oh, it’s not HIS fault you see. The amount of money Obama himself wastes flying all over the world on Air Force One (one million dollars a pop) to vacations, and campaigning, would save us all enough money to counteract whatever “taxes” he is not getting from corporate jets.
God forbid HE should sacrifice.
Here’s the real danger about Obama. He has a wormtongue sweet as whipped cream on a strawberry shortcake. What we need is someone who can out-speak him with quickness and facts. There are only a few that come to mind in this area: Alan West, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, and Michelle Malkin.
I know, I know. None of these people are going to run. In that case, it seems we have Ron Paul and Michelle Bachman. But, will the Rhino’s even let them in?
Speaker Boehner gave a good rebuttal tonight. It was not your typical speech. It was short, and to the point. Most agree, it was one of the best he has ever given. The horrible fact is: Obama DOES have a gift for speaking. When in control of his emotions, and with that wonderful speech writer that he has, he can sell most of the “kids” on whatever he says. Last time, it was the young that elected him, and he is going after them again.
The “tea party” people are having an effect. There were enough of them elected that it seems even Boehner has to hold the line. Let’s just hope, unlike Newt Gingrich, who abandoned the “tea party” men in his house, Speaker Boehner sides with the American people.
Anyway, according to this tape, the democrats have been saying the very same phrases for decades. Remember those “key” words that he keeps repeating like a parrot. If I had been in the White House tonight, I would have thrown a few peanuts to Obama after his speech— in honor of Jimmy Carter.
(Video by Floyd)
Nobody Mourns
Nobody’s Opinion
Obama was determined today to get his debt limit “money.” After playing the class warfare card, the “kill grandma card,” the Ronald Reagan card, he went back to the one card he could always count on: The race card.
Sheila the Jacka***s…son Lee, did it for him:
“I do not understand what I think is the maligning and maliciousness [toward] this president,” said Jackson Lee, a member of the Congressional Black Caucus. “Why is he different? And in my community, that is the question that we raise. In the minority community that is question that is being raised. Why is this president being treated so disrespectfully? Why has the debt limit been raised 60 times? Why did the leader of the Senate continually talk about his job is to bring the president down to make sure he is unelected?”
Sheila shows her vast knowledge of American history here. Why, there is not one example, since George Washington ran back to Mt. Vernon, of a opposing Senator EVER wanting to out the President holding office, right? Nobody Thinks that Sheila knows better…because to think that she knows nothing of American history is beyond scary. and speaking of scary…
Nobody Wonders where Obama gets his stats. Obama claims that more than 80 percent of the people want more taxes. Right— just like we want more poisoned dog food, higher gas prices, crack houses, someone feeling us up at airports, gangrene, a bullet through our head, our child picked up by a serial killer, or to see another exposing Wiener picture.
Obama:
“And I think increasingly the American people are going to say to themselves, you know what? If a party or a politician is constantly taking the position ‘my way or the highway,’ constantly being locked into, you know, ideologically rigid positions, that you know, we’re going to remember at the polls,”
Obama doesn’t seem to care that he is the one for the past year saying “my way or the highway” Funny how reporters never ever points out that the Democrats always accuse the other party of doing EXACTLY the crime they are committing at the moment. It’s a daily exercise for them.
On the other side of the ocean, Rebekah Brook, the editor that resigned over the Murdoch scandal, costing his company millions, has lost a friend: Murdoch’s’ daughter. Elizabeth claimed Brooks had been “f****ing the company.”
Nobody Knows if MS Brook was a diehard liberal planted to bring down the company, BUT, Murdoch has a weakness for pretty woman. If there is one thing you have to be, it’s a very beautiful woman, or you will not work for Murdoch. Nobody Thinks Murdoch, was brought down by a pretty face, but then again, Nobody’s Perfect.
And speaking of Perfect: it seem Hugh Hefner just can’t believe that his very young fiancé dished him. (That’s Hugh with some of his x-wives) ‘But in the weeks immediately afterward, as we got very close to the marriage, you know, something was not right. But I didn’t see it coming, I truly didn’t see it coming.’ say Hugh.
Besides the fact that he insists that all his girlfriends and wives never leave his bunny estate, and that despite his millions, most of those girls want the guy of their dreams ..and they are using HIM to get ahead—he still doesn’t get it? No wonder he locks them up.
Nobody Flashes that Hugh has a serious case of dementia, with a heavy side cocktail of deliriums.
And speaking of deliriums…Prince Alwaleed, the man who demanded that Rebakah Brook be fired due to the fact that he owns major stock in FOX and was salivating for the big FOX deal about to go through in England, said this:
“Ethics to me is very important, definitely. I will not tolerate to deal with a company that has a lady or a man that has any sliver of doubt on her or his integrity,”
Nobody Remembers that Giuliani turned down the $10 million that the Prince offered him after 9/11, and how we all cheered. Giuliani said that his statements drew “a moral equivalency between liberal democracies like the United States, like Israel, and terrorist states and those who condone terrorism.” Coming from a man who also said the United States should re-examine its policies in the Middle East” after 9/11, you have to wonder where his “Ethics” lie.
Blaming America for 9/11 is not what most would call “ethical” at all.
Nobody Cares: In the mist of all this political grand soap opera today, my little blue parakeet, Pepe, died . He had a grand eight years of singing to me and making me laugh. He has had pneumonia for over three weeks, and fought bravely to not let it show. He pretended to eat at the bottom of the cage with the other birds…and then, gently went to sleep among them this afternoon, while they ate around him.
We loved each other very much, me and my Pepe. He was my little joy, ….and I will miss him…dearly.
Will the Republicans Grow a Few, or Give In?
Nobody Wonders:
The Republicans are demanding an apology from Obama, for scaring old people and soldiers this past week, BECAUSE, and this is the perfect point: of all the places to cut, Obama has picked the old people’s money.
They could cut wars, Obama’s salary,— heck, downsized everyone’s salary in government…Nancy Pelosi’s jet travels, ACORN, White House parties, the whole Department of Education…and Barney Frank’s laundry bills, but nooooooo…they always scare the old people. You know, they are making lots of movies now saying how if George Bush had not made Goldman Sachs the second home to the White House, the world would have collapsed.
They are writing history to cover up their own massive crimes. I just watched Oliver Stones “Wall Street Two.” While it was on the lame side, it sort of glorified how a bunch of people sit around vast computer screens and gamble, with other people’s money, and committing massive crimes…and then, he gave it a happy ending. All this to save the elite’s portfolios.
It’s beginning to look like a bunch of the global elites are just trying to save their own “ass” sets. Wall Street…might as well move the White House to New York.
Enjoy.
Reagan Walked Out on the Russians—Obama Walked Out on the American People
Nobody Knows
It was a time when a financial and fiscal crisis brought the two parties together to compromise on tough choices about taxes and spending. In 1983, President Reagan and Speaker Tip O’Neil came together to compromise on Social Security, based on proposals from a commission led by Alan Greenspan.During the times and attitudes of the Cold War, Reagan took his biggest gamble with bipartisanship: Dealing with Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev. Conservatives applauded when Reagan walked out of the 1986 Reykjavik summit over his refusal to give up his Strategic Defense Initiative. But those same conservatives also vociferously criticized Reagan for signing the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty a year later. Under the terms of the treaty, both the United States and the Soviet Union were to vastly reduce their nuclear and ballistic missiles.
Nobody Remembers Butts, Congress, Casey, and Guns
Nobody Remembers
Last Week!
I turned on FOX today to get the news, and instead I got the trial that it seems everyone in the world is watching, but me. In fact every news channel had it on. The camera couldn’t take it’s lens off the face of a mother who had somehow “misplaced” her little two year old girl, and was being tried for murder, because they found her in a plastic bag.
This stuff happens all the time. BUT, when you have a broken down dysfunctional government, all the media gets in lockstep it seems by command, and digs up something really juicy for us all to watch because the REST of the news is so bad. Last week, it was Weiner. This week, it’s Casey. Next week, I’m hoping it’s Alec Baldwin again. (Why can’t WE pick the distractions?)
And while we are all in discussions about scandals, In the background the debt clock is ticking…tick….tick…will the Republicans and the Democrats actually come together and cut spending?
Nobody’s Perfect: Are you kidding? For all the tough talk about how Boehner and his party of strict conservatives have been saying that they want spending cut…they voted “no, he can’t do it” on the President bombing Libya without getting their permission, but then…gave him more money to do it! That’s the way to go boys! And since Nobody’s Perfect that reminds me…
Nobody Cares that Kim Kardashian believes she is perfect and so she has x-rayed her REAL butt to prove it. That’s not a fake butt, no guys, that’s the real thing…and speaking of butts…
Nobody Flashes: Check out Derek Dilday’s lovely tattoo. He says he is a Maverick fan and did it to honor some guy named Dirk. Dirk has yet to reply…but I bet he wishes it was Kin that was showing off that tattoo instead of some guy named Dilday.
Nobody Wonders: Not to change the subject…but as long as we are in the gutter, let’s talk about real gutter junk, Chicago Police Supt, Garry McCarthy, who says..”There are no accidents in the universe.” (Wrong Gary, you’re proof.) Garry said this:
“So here’s what I want to tell you. See, let’s see if we can make a connection here. Slavery. Segregation. Black codes. Jim Crow. What, what did they all have in common? Anybody getting’ scared? Government sponsored racism. Now I want you to connect one more dot on that chain of the African American history in this country, and tell me if I’m crazy. Federal gun laws that facilitate the flow of illegal firearms, into our urban centers across this country, that are killing our black and brown children. “
Nobody Says: Yes Garry, you’re crazy. The African Americans don’t HAVE to pull any trigger, that’s their choice. You are basically saying they are savages and can’t control themselves…you are a racist.
He went on to attack Sarah Palin: “She was caribou hunting and talking about the right to bear arms. Why wasn’t she at the crime scene with me?”
Uh….did you deputize her?
Garry is Nobody’s Fool: Obama, Hillary, Rahm,…all the liberals want to get rid of our guns. Now, they know getting Americans to get rid of their guns is near impossible, so they have to outlaw them, and how are they going to do that? They will say having a gun will be considered racist, and therefore, against the law.
And speaking of guns…
Nobody Knows just why it’s bad for the citizens to have guns to protect themselves against all the Chicago gangs, but it’s okay for the mayor. Chicago spends over $3 million a year in protecting just their politicians, This figure will skyrocket next year when Obama hosts the G-8 and NATO.
Wait…I thought Chicago was broke? Tick, Tick…Tick….
Nobody Reports that House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va) and Senate Minority Whip Jon Kyl (R-Ariz) pulled out of negotiations, citing Democratic demands for tax increases as part of the deficit solution. And Geithner said:
“Any feasible solution is going to have to combine some very tough economic reforms with some temporary financial assistance as a backstop to let those reforms work.”
Oh…he was talking about Greece…tick, tick, tick,…tock. As for us…we need to raise the debt limit or Nobody Wins. Well…he wins. The rest of us…not so much.
Nobody Thinks my favorite story of the week was the woman who bit off the tongue of a guy who tried to rape her, in Stanford, Ct.
Let’s send her to Congress! I can think of more than a few tongues she can start on…
Trump’s New Plane VS The Nightwatch, Which would YOU Choose?
Nobody Flashes
Once upon a time, I wanted to be a pilot. The closest I got was an interview as an airline stewardess, which I flunked because I said, “Doesn’t the stewardess have to learn a little bit about flying just in case the pilot has a heart attack?” I’m sure I had that “I’m so excited at just the thought that my eyes pupils have dilated at least 50 centimeters!”
Okay, I was sixteen, but I figured it was worth a try.
Today, I found out that there is not only an Air Force One, but another plane (747), called the Nightwatch, where the Secretary of Defense rides around with all the right buttons to push in case we have a nuclear attack. Actually, I thought our policy was NOT to strike back if attacked, thanks to Bill Clinton, but then again maybe they changed their minds, and decided just ignore that little piece of insanity.
And since we are talking about planes, check out Donald Trump’s new prize, which he bought from Paul Allen for a mere $100,000.
If I had to pick between the two, which would I pick? Ah….the one that contained the most men of course! If you’ve seen one big screen, you’ve seen em’ all.
(Sorry, I am just NOT going to talk about much till Weiner goes and has his baby.)
RIDE Those Greedy Hogs, Sarah!
Nobody’s Opinion: Memorial Day is over with, and what did we find out? Our Presidents care about the soldiers. (I say Presidents, plural, because NONE of them ever go away.) Over 6,000 have been killed and 43,000 injured from the now “three” wars we are fighting. (Or is it four? I’m losing count.)
They know they should at least put some Presidential PR effort into their photo-ops. ‘President Obama’ went overboard this year, actually laying the wreath at the Unknown Soldiers’ grave, unlike last year when he sent Joe Biden to lay the wreath. He showed up, made a speech, and went off to play golf. He’s just so thankful that they caught bin Laden on his watch he can’t stand the luck, and so he went off to celebrate. After all, Obama got the gay military issued solved, brought General Pretraeus back here, and is not any closer to winning any war.
Oh…we are not suppose to win wars anymore… I forgot.
Ex-President Bush, went bike riding with amputees from the Iraq war, and Fox devoted almost a half hour to the event. Message: If you are going to send them to war, you ought to be nice to them. So, I’d say, next year, Obama ought to at least invite some amputees to play golf, that is, if he wants to be welcomed back to Ft. Hood. Remember, President Bush stopped playing golf in respect to the boys who were dying overseas. So he rode his bike instead.
I still can’t figure out that logic, can you? And speaking of logic…
Nobody’s Perfect: Some couple in Sweden have decided that, “It’s cruel to bring a child into the world with a blue or pink stamp on their forehead.” so they have made up their minds to not let anyone in the world know what sex their child is: including the child.
Well, that makes perfect sense.
I’d say the parents are being cruel here. If it’s not bad enough that they refuse to tell him/her anything about his gender, just wait till he/she gets to school and the kids all call him/her Pop.
Yes, these idiots named the kid, “Pop.”
Wait till the kids all gather round him/her singing, ‘Pop goes the weasel’ after they bag a few beanies on his/her head. Nobody wants to know what they are putting in the goat milk up there.
And speaking of what Nobody Knows..
Nobody Knows what Janet Napolitano, our National Security Nazi, is drinking these days. Molesting everybody that moves, is not enough for her…she wants to use a sort of psychological spy machines…a lot like the ones in Minority Report. (The movie) These machines can tell from facial recognition if you are thinking of committing a crime.
So, last time I looked, I bet half the people on the planet are thinking of committing a crime. What if they profile some six-year-old kid who feels like stealing his little sister’s hot dog? What are they going to do? Arrest him?
Well of course they are! You can’t dance under the Jefferson Memorial, what makes you can even think about stealing a hot dog!? Wait, they search malevolent babies now. This will start us on a new road to BEFORE you commit a crime, we can arrest you. The new motto will be, “Guilty until proven innocent,” which is how I suggest we think of everyone in power…they are ALL guilty.
And speaking of power..
Nobody’s Fool: Netanyahu said this week, “No one has the power to stop the decision to recognize a Palestinian state in the UN General Assembly in September. It can also be possible to make the decision that that the world is flat. ” This means, that he will attack Iran, if push comes to shove, and make it flat to fit the bill…which brings me to the subject that nobody seems to care about…
Nobody Reports that Janet Napolitano told one of her best friends to stock up on food and water, at least six months worth. Gee Janet, when are you going to tell the rest of us?
And in a more humorous mood…
Nobody Wonders how a University Professor from Columbia, got lost in a Louisiana swamp for four days looking for “ducks”? Right. Probably very stoned ducks. Nobody also wonders how a smart guy like him, with all the rain we’ve been having, he could NOT find fresh water, and resorted to drinking his own urine?
And we are suppose to be impressed? Just what did he learn in college? And speaking of being impressed…
Nobody Remembers when she asked her father, one me Memorial Day long ago, what he remembered about the war? The first thing he told me was that he learned how to sleep with his eyes open, because the rats in the South Pacific were as big as dogs and would bite. From that time on, I would have to check to see if he was asleep or awake when I got home late from a date by flashing my hands in front of his eyes, when he was on the couch. Yep. He kept that talent until he died.
And speaking of checking things out…
Nobody Wins when the country is going bankrupt and most people this holiday season, skipped the “events’ which can put you back money you are going to need to buy that water and food for six months.
No, around my neighborhood, everyone just mowed their lawns..and
Nobody Cared when they heard the news about two women “wrestling” around 3.15 in Atlanta in their hotel room. They just went and wrestled right out the ten- story window. Lashawana’s 30th birthday ended with a big flash. Something tells me that alcohol might have been involved.(Dave Barry strikes again.) And speaking of flashing…
Nobody Flashes: At least Sarah Palin gave us an excellent uplift, when she rode into DC with the bikers on Memorial Day. This picture is one of my favorite of her.
Thanks Sarah. Next year, Nobody would like it better than to see you drive one of those big hogs into town, don’t just ride on the back, next time, drive one in yourself. Start practicing.
Nobody Thinks the United States has lots of roads for you to practice on, and they all lead to Washington D.C., the city of Greedy Hogs, just waiting to be tied.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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