Nobody Remembers the Memories
Nobody Remembers–
My mother singing this song…it was one of her favorites, and I can’t remember how many times I spent my life, in contemplation, feeling lonely and sorry about some one I had lost, or sometimes loved and never even knew…or someone I missed while listening to this song..in the dark…in the quiet, staring at a candle. Playing it over and over.
As a singer I tried my best to imitate this woman, but always had trouble. Barbra Streisand was much easier to do, believe it or not. Linda lost most of her rock fans when she did her LUSH LIFE albums and that’s a shame. She sang these old songs with the best of them.
Anyway, –moody tonight..with memories. Nobody’s Perfect.
Enjoy
Sarkozy and Merkel–Who Knew?
Nobody Knows–
What Sarkozy and Merkel were saying to each other…so let’s guess.
Sarkozy: Ooooweee madame! We are just about to make our dreams come true! I will get Sardina, and I will get to build my dream house…and you..YOU my dear woman, can have all of Italy!
Merkel: I know! I know! It is wondurful! Timmy has promised to give us all that money that hisss Fed put into the IMF last year! Billions of American Dollars! And the EURO…will survive, and America will fall! He just told the Americans that they don’t have to bail us out! Can you BELVIE it?!
Sarkozy: Can yu belieeeve how stuuuupid he is? Oh my Good. Heee is the most simply men I have ever seen. But…ieeets okay. Nobody believes him anymore. Now, we will never have to worry ever again my dear, you are such a wonder. I could NEVER have done this without yu. France will love you forever…
Merkal: Noooo…noooo
Sarkozy: Kiss me…come on…
Merkal: NO…no….(heh,heh) I mussst not.
Sarkozy: Will you com to my leeetttle island?
Merkal: Will YOU bring along a case of Condi’s Burgandy? I’ll will seeeeeeeeeeeee…..
Sarkozy…Ooooooo I will bring the finest Burgandy in all of France! I could KEESSS you!
Merkal: I know…I know…
(Nobody makes this stuff up)
The REAL Story of the Muslim Veil
Nobody Reports
Ever wonder why the women in Muslim nations have to cover their bodies up? Well, here’s the reason:
Long ago, AFTER Jesus had quite a good following, there was a guy named Muhammad who claimed that some pesky angel just kept bothering him. He was a merchant in Mecca and wanted the Jewish tribes in the city to respect him. So, he told them of his “prophetic” visions. He pretty much said this:
“I keep getting this visit by some angel. I have NO idea if he’s good or bad, but he keeps smacking me around and he keeps wanting me to be the apostle of God. This is REALLY depressing me, what should I do?”
Evidently they didn’t give him much advise so he asked his wife, “Khadija… What’s wrong with me?”
Like the brave warrior jihadist that he was, he ran and hid under a blanket. No wife wants to see her husband spending his days under a blanket, so Khadija went to see a man named Waraqa. And somehow Waraga just knew that this was the angel Gabriel.
Khadija, decided to make a test, a sure-fire way to know if this “vision” was good or bad. 
So…she made Muhammad sit on her left thigh.
“Can you see him.?”
“Yes.”
Then she made him sit on her right thigh.
“Can you see him.?”
“Yes.”
Then she made him sit on her lap, and she cast off her veil while he was sitting on her lap.
“Can you see him?”
“No.”
Happy about her little test she said, “O son of my uncle,(nothing like incest) rejoice and be of good heart, by God he is an angel and not Satan!”
Muslim’s to this day insist upon the veiling of women because of this underlying assumption that the sight of an unveiled women is so distressing that’s why the biggest selling items in all the Saudi Arabia, (next to Lamborghini’s’) is the selling of lingerie at Frederick’s of Hollywood in all the malls.
The sight of an unveiled woman is so disturbing, so sinful, that it cases angels to flee. Therefore, the Muslim men do not want any angels spoiling their visits with their wives..especailly Gabriel who we all know, was pretty good-looking and hard for any woman to resist.
Good God.
First off—Why was Khadija covered in a veil BEFORE the “All women must now wear veils.” was put into law?
Second—How did the angel even see her face uncovered with Mohammad sitting in the middle of her lap?
Or was he a pipsqueak?
And if you were a man, would you like telling that story to your children? “Yes, the great warrior had to sit on his wife’s lap..she made him do it.”
Is it any wonder why the Muslims hate the Jews and Christians? Moses didn’t get Gabriel, he got God himself talking to him through a burning bush. Jesus wrestled with Satan himself and won. Muhammad was of no holy birth, why didn’t Gabriel come down and seed HIS mother?
Muhammad had to sit on his wife’s lap after he crawled out from underneath a blanket!
What a wuss.
Okay, I’ve done it now. Making fun of three religions in just one day might be a record…but the story is true, according to The Truth about Muhammad by Robert Spencer.
If I was a Muslim woman, I would think it was a pretty lame excuse for a law that keeps you smothered in clothes when it’s 120 degrees Fahrenheit outside, and I might argue to my husband that I’d like to do that little test with him to see if it really is true.
Make him sit on your lap.
You could cover yourself up until the angel appears himself…and if that angel appears (hopefully it’s Gabriel, but any one would do) then you could promise to obey and suffer your husband’s wishes forever, but if that angel doesn’t appear? Then I’d insist that since it’s okay to wear sexy outfits at night, then it should be no problem during the day.
Proof is in the Arabian Lap so to speak, and I’m SO glad I’m not a Muslim woman.
I’m just saying.
Nobody’s Perfect: Turkey VS Apple Juice
Nobody’sPerfect:
THE TURKEY: Right before the Thanksgiving holidays, Pamela Geller, who by all accounts is in most respects a sensible woman, warned the alarm that every American that eats a Butterball Turkey is in…danger. Unbeknownst to us, only the Butterball Turkeys are being “blessed” for their journey to be with 72 turkey virgins in heaven:
Halal slaughter involves cutting the trachea, the esophagus, and the jugular vein, and letting the blood drain out while saying “Bismillah allahu akbar” — in the name of Allah the greatest.
You can imagine the despair! Butterball turkeys have been served in my family since they started MAKING Butterball Turkeys. And the reason why we have preferred Butterball Turkeys to any other Turkey is because, all you have to do is put it in a pan, salt it, cook it, baste it, and VIOLA! Soft, tender, moist…and any fool can do it.
Also, the woman in my family are from a long line of..of…let’s just say we all cooked pretty much like Curly. So the less thinking involved in preparing the meal, the better. We’d spend hours arguing how exactly to boil water.
Okay, I’m confused. You have to kill the turkey to eat right? So, for that part, I think Pamela should either take it up with PETA (who are already on this) or try to turn us all into vegetarians because, you have to kill to eat any meat.
Unless of course, you like to hang out around the highway.
It’s the “blessing” Allahu Akbar that has her upset. And I agree. If you are going to include Muslim prayers then by golly, they should include Christian prayers, Hindu Prayers, Wicken prayers, and throw in some voodoo on top of it. After all, this is all about diversity is it not? Think of that poor turkey being condemned to abide in some Muslim hellhole with other jihadists who do nothing but continue the Bismillah blessing on his esophagus throughout centuries of purgatory! A Christian Turkey heaven would have him walking with peacocks, and in a Hindu heaven he could reincarnate into a politician…maybe even President! We’ve all seen it happen before.
I see her point. But last week didn’t stop with the bad news…no…we had bad —
APPLE JUICE:
ABC News reported that Consumer Reports tested 88 samples of popular brands of grape and apple juice sold in the U.S., including Welch’s, Minute Maid and Mott’s. The results revealed that 10 percent of the juices “had total arsenic levels greater than the FDA’s standard for drinking water of 10 parts per billion (ppb), while 25 percent of juices also had lead levels higher than the FDA’s bottled water limit of 5 ppb.” To our detriment, the FDA has limits for arsenic in water (including bottled), but no such regulations on fruit juices. Oz reported that apple concentrate comes from up to seven countries – 60 percent of it imported from China alone. –Chuck Norris
It’s really an imperfect world. It’s bad enough that they put fluoride in our water, and NOW we find out, since that doesn’t seem to be doing enough damage, they are putting arsenic in our apple juice, without the pretty lace.
Yes, our children are being poisoned by China, with the help of our FDA..who..say…they MIGHT look into it. I’d say that arsenic in our food, and mercury in our light bulbs..means SOME PEOPLE are trying to get kill US..forget the turkeys. They will eventually outlive us. We’ll all be dead.
They want to get rid of us..slowly. I mean…really…is this what they mean when they say we will all have to sacrifice?
Nobody is boycotting apple juice because I drank gallons of it last year, due to the fact that I had gall bladder surgery. Oh yes. When you have a rotten gall bladder they tell you to drink tons and tons and tons of apple juice….so I did.
And now, I find out why it works! It’s pretty much melts your insides. Maybe I should have made a cocktail of apple juice, coke and a menthol, and saved myself from an expensive surgery.
I did NOT buy a Butterball Turkey this year, but not because somebody stupid is making employees bless them with nonsense, but because—THEY ARE TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE!
So, who won the Nobody’s Perfect award for this week?
My favorite stooge…Curly, because that man cannot cook…I thought I was bad. I at least know enough to open the can before inserting it.
Ron Paul’s Got Mail….
Nobody Reports
Now that Ron Paul is in second place, he’s on the attack for the front-runner, Newt Gingrich. Here’s the campaign video he is sending out all over the country, and let’s just say…I have yet to receive one email from Mitt Romney.
It has been reported, in fact whole books have been written about the fact that Obama’s most successful weapon against John McCain (Besides the fact that John was a Rhino) was that his people knew HOW to use the internet.
Maybe…Mitt sent me a telegram and I missed it.
Ron Paul knows how to use it, and so does his son Rand. I’ve learned quite a bit by taking the time to read their emails.
Even though I get emails from Newt, I don’t read them. BUT…if he sent me a video…I might.
What does this mean? Ron Paul’s people are more tech-savey, or Newt thinks he’s got enough of the right people in his pocket.
Or maybe…Donald Trump is going to demolish Ron Paul for him.
Right now, the local drunk could run and probably win.
I’m…hopeful!
Bret Baier: Puts the Toy BACK in the Box
Nobody’s Opinion
According to the Iowa polls, Mitt Romney has once again been knocked out of first place, not by Herman Cain retiring, (due to about 250 million phone calls made to a ‘friendly’ woman) but by Bret Baier, doing the job that most reporters have forgotten how to do. (see video)
Herman pulled out, and frankly–I’m disappointed. He kept saying he wasn’t guilty of sexual affairs, and they were all lies, and I’m not going to let them get me…and ..Oh, well…I’m gone.
So, what’s that again? I thought you weren’t going to quit Herman?
Nobody bets it has something to do with keeping the money, but then, you know me…follow the money and you will see the reason behind most everything.
But, back to the race: Here’s where they all stand:
Gingrich, with support of 25 percent of likely Republican caucus goers, is seven points ahead of the rising Ron Paul, who’s at 18 percent. Mitt Romney drops to third, at 16percent, denting his previously armor-plated Iowa polling average. Romney’s support stood at 22 percent last month.
Nobody Thinks the reason Romney fell was due to this very interview. I was watching it in real time and saying…”You go Bret, yeah! You got him! What? He’s trying to browbeat you? Don’t let him do it! He’s sweatin,’ Yeah baby!'”
Bret was a mightyman of determination. He didn’t let up, he threw Mitt fastballs, and left him lying face down, in a pool of his own melting ego. You get the feeling that Mitt thinks it’s HIS turn to be President, and anyone trying to make him look bad, is just not nice.
But he looked nice. His hair all done slicked back, his shirt, Sunday School clean..but Romney seems to forget that we are living in the techie world where it doesn’t matter HOW good you clean up, video’s of past mistakes can be trumped up in a nano -second, and played back in your face.
Which is EXACTLY what Jon Huntsman did to him. Made a video out of it.
So–why didn’t Mitt defend himself better in this?
Gingrich has been brought down enough times to know that it’s just smart to admit you were wrong, whether you think you were or not. You don’t even have to admit you’ve changed, let everyone assume it. And now, Muffin Man is leading with Ron Paul in second.
Gingrich, with support of 25 percent of likely Republican caucus goers, is seven points ahead of the rising Ron Paul, who’s at 18 percent. Mitt Romney drops to third, at 16percent, denting his previously armor-plated Iowa polling average. Romney’s support stood at 22 percent last month.
Ron Paul’s in second? 
Ron Paul says:
“You have two choices. Either you can work you way out of this, or you wait until it collapses and you have to rebuild it.”
Uh…working our way out might take a few million years: How about we just start over? (By this, Nobody means the corruption runs deeper than any of us know.)
Anybody with me? (Stand up and pound on your remote control)
Nobody Knows if Mormonman Mitt is going to come back and take the lead. I wouldn’t count him out, but I doubt if he gives Bret Baier any more interviews. Still, if you look long-term: If Obama does another four years the country will be completely destroyed, and Donald Trump is not going to let us forget that.
Starting over will be painful, but much more exciting.
If Romney or Gingrich become President: it might end up being just another big, fat, stimulus, and almost everyone agrees…we’ve had enough stimulus.
It’s time to put the toy, BACK in the box.
Jimmy Carter & Barack Obama…Pompous Peas in a Pod
Nobody Gets Emai
As soon as I complained bout not getting any political email—I got this.
All that comes to mind right now is: How DARE they?
Pompous incubuses.
A Concert for Cows
It’s Saturday night and Nobody Gets Email!
You know, I really didn’t get any political emails this week–For some reason, people are sending me video’s of animals.
What does this mean?
It means everyone is tired of Newt, Herman, Mitt, Bill, Hillary, Iran, and Obama threatening us ONCE again…that if Congress doesn’t pass his bill, then he is going to take $1,000 dollars out of everybody checks. Last time, he was going to STOP the Social Security Checks.
So….what’s he going to do if Israel doesn’t “come to the table” and talk to the Muslims? Threatened to deport Bernanke?
I bet the soldiers are real excited that when they come home they are all going to be offered jobs as farmers, and can somebody tell me WHY Obama has to put his whole face on the screen when he gives his weekly address?
Really, if you have a 60 inch screen like I do, you feel like you are in a room with John Hurt in 1984, and feel the need to jump up and exercise.
But animals have come to sooth our souls.
Here we see that cows actually do love music, and I’m posting this because I happen to think Dixieland music is not only hard to master, but a lost art. If you have never been to New Orleans and strutted down the street to such happy sounds, (while drinking a Hurricane) you might want to get this band’s CD and dance in your living room. Do it while your kids are playing x-box just to annoy them.
Animal video’s. Well, I’m happy.
(Thanks to J.R.)
Nobody Has A Reason to Celebrate!
Nobody Gets Email
After yesterday’s post about murder, depression, and psycopaths…I thought I needed to lighten things up a bit, and look for some good news, and Nobody got it!
President Obama is leaving the country and going to Hawaii to play golf, and eat, and party, and he won’t be back until January the 2nd! Now’s our chance to get something done.
Soooooo……LET”S PARTY!
By the way, that‘s me, celebrating last night. I’m a pretty good dancer, don’t you think? Jose needs to step it up a bit, but, he’s a pretty nice guy.
Okay, so everybody on the internet has seen this video, Nobody CARES…Tell me, why isn’t this dancing duo on DANCING WITH THE STARS?
Really, I’d like to see some of them get beaten by a dog.
(Thanks to Pattie)
Nobody Remembers Columbine
Nobody Remembers
“Isn’t America supposed to be the land of the free? Howcome if I’m free, I cant deprive a stupid fucking dumbshit from his possessions? If he leaves them sitting in the front seat of his fucking van out in plain sight and in the middle of fucking nowhere on a Frifucking day night. NATURAL SELECTION,fucker should be shot. Natural selection!!! God damn it the best thing that ever happened on the Earth.Getting rid of all the stupid and weak organism’s I wish the government would just take off every warning label then all the dumbasses would either severely hurt themselves or DIE. “
No, that’s not a statement from one of the Wall Street protesters, that a rant from Eric Harris’s journal’s right after he was arrested for breaking in a van and stealing what was on the front seat. Eric Harris will go down in history as the mastermind of the Columbine murderers, and he’d be proud of that.
I just got finished reading Columbine by Dave Cullen. Dave Cullen is considered the expert on Columbine, because he spent who knows how many decades interviewing, researching, and looking for the answers. Why? It’s a herculean effort and well reported. There is probably not one kid, parent, police, or official, that this man didn’t interview after the event. 
It’s a good book, and he makes no judgments on anyone.
Most of the people who read this blog, I’m sure, remember April 20, 1999, the day that we all watched kids being run out of the Columbine High School on our TV’s— hands on their heads while they stepped past the dead body lying on the sidewalk. It was being reported that “men” were inside the Columbine High School in the Colorado shooting.
This Nobody was saying:.. So…we have..uh…450 SWATS, and hundreds of COPS, and Military, and NOBODY is going into the school to save those poor kids inside? What the hell good are they?! Typical. Hurry up and wait for the orders. 
But…who wasn’t giving the orders? After the second hour which seemed like an eternity, I was thinking, “I bet Bill Clinton is watching this and trying to figure out a way he can push for his anti-guns laws, so the more gruesome, the better for him.” That’s sounds crude, but it’s the truth. Would a President send orders from the top to…milk the event?
Now, before you say I’ve gone too far– think of this. The FBI negotiator on the scene was none other than the last man to talk to Branch Davidian, David Koresh before he and his 80 or so people in Waco were burned to the ground on orders from (it was reported ) Janet Reno.
Janet Reno reported to Bill Clinton.
Dwayne Fuselier did a horrible job of “talking” down David, why in the world would they call him in to take care of this? He was the closest FBI person, it was said. But…this wasn’t a hostage situation. That’s what he was, a hostage negotiator. Nevertheless,he took over, although in the book its reported that he just “helped.”
The book goes into detail about many of the events that day–like a teacher who had been shot, but laid bleeding for four hours inside, waiting for help. He was near a window. He bled to death. No one was held accountable. They kept telling the people who were begging for help: “They are on their way…ten minutes!”
Uh…why do we have SWAT teams again?
While the carnage inside was bad enough…one poor boy was left outside to lay on the sidewalk for 28 hours, all the time the camera’s were filming him. This was even after all Eric and Dylan had been found dead in the library. I can only imagine the poor parents. Seeing their kid’s dead body all over the news…it started snowing. Nobody touched him. “He might be wired” was the police’s excuse.
Absurd. Really. He was wired all right–to a hungry adminstraton and media who wanted to sensationalize the crime of what guns can do. There was no reason not to move that body. There was over a hundred witnesses that saw him get shot. 
I was furious that day, and I’m not ashamed to admit that I thought the government’s lame reaction to this was almost criminal.
After reading the book, I am now even more furious.
Okay— you have some really sick kids: one is a wannabee terrorist psychopath, (Eric Harris) and the other was a major manic depressive, (Dylan Klebold) and they have done just about everything to let everyone who was paying attention to them know that they are going to cause some real damage.
Eric had a website where he bragged about his bomb making for over a year, right after he ranted about how much he hated the human race and wanted to kill them all. Teachers reported scary English papers from both Dylan and Eric. 
The police department, had a valid report on Eric making bombs long before the attack. One couple went to the police 18 times to get them to do something because Eric was threatening to kill their son. The threats were on Eric’s website.
They didn’t pull up the website until they got on the scene.
The poor families whose kids were shot, struggled with medical bills, and one woman committed suicide over her daughter’s paralysis, but it was the teachers who got the money because they suffered from “anxiety” afterwards.
God bless the union.
Over 24 of the victims tried to sue. They lost. The most money came from the home insurance that Dylan’s parents had on their home. Tell me, millions of dollars were sent to Columbine…where did it go? The book doesn’t say.
The parents of the two murderers were clueless. Not different from many parents across the country, but the police blamed them. As did everyone else. The mother of Dylan wrote every victim a letter to apologize, but the police never sent them.
Clinton and Al Gore used Columbine to promote gun laws as he also did at Oklahoma city. He used the tragedy to promote gun control. He got it passed in Colorado, but it was stopped in the Congress. 
Suicide among teenagers increased 300% from 1950 to 1990, and it’s the third leading cause of death among teens. Dylan, was so depressed before that day that he wrote this:
“Good god i HATE my life, i want to die really bad right now.”
After the book you feel sorry for the people who lost kids, who got no answers, who will never ever get over the insanity of the event, and the callousness of the authorities who made so many mistakes.
But something tells me, there is more to this story, and we will never know the whole puzzle of what happened that day. Why it was handled so poorly?
Why is there so much depression in our kids? It’s the land of the free, the home of the brave, isn’t it?
Well, two kids evidently didn’t think so.
The worst thing about that day? There were no hero’s allowed. No fathers allowed to go in to save their daughters. No SWAT teams allowed to storm the shooters.
Why? Nobody Knows.
Nobody’s Fool: P.J. O’Rourke
Nobody’s Fool
Ever since I read “The Parliament of Whores,” P.J. O’Rourke has been one of my favorite authors. I was sorry I missed all his Rolling Stones articles, as I was busy playing in bands and making a living at the time with little time for reading magazines. But, he’s still around, and so here’s a great quote I’m assuming, on the topic of his book about cars.
Cars didn’t shape our existence; cars let us escape with our lives. We’re way the heck out here in
Valley Bottom Heights and Trout Antler Estates because we were at war with the cities. We fought rotten public schools, idiot municipal bureaucracies, corrupt bureaucracies, corrupt political machines, rampant criminality and the point-headed busybodies. Cars gave us our dragoons and hussars, lent us speed and mobility, let us scout the terrain adn probe the enemy’s linees. And thanks to our cars, when we lost the cities we weren’t forced to surrender, we were able to retreat.
Yes, and they want to take them away from us…you know it.
If you saw the movie, Atlas Shrugs, you will also enjoy his wonderful preview of the movie by P.J.. Nobody Thinks he got it right on. It was pretty boring.
P.J.—Nobody loves you, wherever you are!
Enjoy. (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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