Joyanna Adams

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Obama…Compare the Speeches

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This video shows you how even Obama’s speechwriters, who are on the government dole, get by with shabby work.

If I were a candidate, I’d use this video and just say at the end, “Picture Obama…2014…saying the same old stuff. Or in the words of the mortal King of Soul…James Brown:

“You’re just talkin loud…and saying …and sayin nothin. …and sayin nothin.”

(Thanks to Patty)

February 4, 2012 Posted by | Obama | , | 2 Comments

Prosuming the American Picker

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Have you ever watched America Pickers? Pawn Shop Wars? Do you think all these programs popping up are just demanded by people because they are so poor, or are they “social engineering” classes? Nobody Wonders….

I have a wonderful friend named Missy, whose family used to be the typical middle class, and she is a great American Picker. Missy is an American woman in the style of Sarah Palin…don’t mess with her, or you’ll liable to find yourself up a tree.  She’s feisty, intelligent, loyal, honest, compassionate, and very patriotic.

Her son used to own his own fitness center. Her husband, Mark, used to work for the Post Office. Missy and Mark used to live in New York, but they moved to North Carolina because the New York property taxes were just too much to bear.

Like millions of baby boomers all over America, they are struggling. Mark lost his pension that was promised, and they get a little from Social Security. Mark is good at being a handyman so they spent their lives buying homes, fixing them up, and then sellng them for a profit. They worked hard for their dream, and succeeded many times over.

You know where I’m going with this.

They have downsized to a smaller house, and their son, who lost his business and can’t find a job, is living in a trailer in the back. He just finally got food stamps after a year. Not only that, he is in sore need of major medical attention. He can’t get any medical. He needs dental. He can’t get that either. He’s over 30 and it’s rough. Missy has told me she sees many people moving trailers onto properties, and many people living in one house.

Nobody Wonders how Obama misses this stuff?

Her son has the usual divorce problems, and he is ordered to pay child support… but no matter how hard he tries, he can’t find a job. He went to a job fair and there were thousands applying. The jobs are just not there. And yet, he is still expected to pay child support. He hardly ever sees his daughter and it’s tearing him up inside.

It’s the same in every city of America.

These are the kind of tough Americans the country was built on. Mark can fix, any car, build any house, fix any problem. Missy can cook fantastic meals from scratch, make her own jellies, skin and cook a deer— tell you how to store onions and eggs in sand. Whenever I have a medical problem I go to her first. Her knowledge of just about every single subject on disease is almost unmatched.

Yes, Missy has a very high IQ. She has saved me over my own doctor too many times to count.

But money is tight. And so, the family goes every Sunday and sets up their booth at the local community “fair.” They trade, they sell, they barter— whatever they can. Missy’s son goes almost every day, selling off stuff that he can find, make or barter.  

This is HOW the family makes money: Flea markets.

It was so touching last week, when Missy told me about how Mark found some pajama’s she liked for $2.50 cents at some booth, so he bought her three. It’s a strong marriage. It’s a good team.

Mark and Missy were once middle class. Those days are now…gone. We are not only the food stamp nation, we are the flea market, dollar store, pawn shop, and Criagslist..give it your best shot…country.

Now…Obama and Mitt are going to talk on and on about the “middle” class, but we will have no middle class: most of our jobs are “service.”  If you listened to Obama say today we were on the path to recovery, remember: We owe $16 trillion.

The country is NEVER going to be the same. They just don’t want you to know that, because it’s an election year.

Missy and Mark get by, selling what little they have left, and I must admit, I’m looking around my house wondering..old comic books, old family deeds, heirlooms, old coins, drum sets (oh no!) …but, my house is mostly books. I bought books for knowledge, no collector items. So, really…not worth much. Luckily, my house is paid for. And common sense tells me, I’ll probably live here till I die.

And that’s okay.

But, this is what bothers me. Now that the middle class has been downsized, and we are all feeling the pain, you can look at most of the millions anywhere on the planet and see people barely exiting.  So, the very powerful see this: and see no problem with “downsizing” the people who live in United States to ‘Upsize” the rest of the world. The UN wants a universal purchase tax put on all rich countries to feed the rest of the world. They were going to use global warming to do this, but that’s not working out too well.

And that brings me to Alvin.

Alvin Toffler ( author of Future Shock),  predicted that in the future, we would all become prosumers. We would work at something we loved and would not get paid. He said we would become a nation of barterers and money would become extinct. Alvin said capitalism would become extinct.

He said this many years ago..as if he WISHED it would happen. Now, if you have read me at all, this isn’t the first time I have talked about Alvin And Heidi Toffler.

As I watch American Pickers on TV, I can’t help but think that the popularity of this program is because of our dire economic situation. Obama can say all he wants…

The facts are there: The US deficit will never be repaid, not in our lifetime. The jobs and money will run out…and bartering will be, as Alvin predicted, the only way to eat for many.

Alvin also predicted corporations would do this too:

Many corporations are now moving to a form of internal corporate money so that their subsidiaries can do off the books trades that do not require either taxation or foreign exchange transactions.  Barter exists among government-to-government trades, or big company-to-big company trades, where the controversy about internal pricing may be too high to translate into pricing

And that’s what bothers me…Alvin Toffler and his wife are social engineers. They think capitalism is outdated, as is America. They spent their life living in China. They have been advisers to all the leaders of the world.

Alvin Toffler wants YOU to be a prosumer, which in the American vocabulary means: slave.

Nobody says Alvin Toffler should meet my friend Missy. She’d pick him so bad, he would never heal. We must fight to save capitalism, and put the Toffler’s of the world back in the dark ages where they seem to want everyone else to be…or someday, there will be nothing left to pick.

When you find a “social engineer” who writes books for years predicting the future, Nobody seems to want to ask: Could he predict the future? Or…did Alvin Toffler help shape it?

Nobody Knows, but Nobody’s Opinion on the matter is very strong.

 

February 4, 2012 Posted by | capitalism, China, communism, economy, Global Government, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

How to Deal with the New Electronic Future…

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I’m sorry…I was working on today’s post about the economy when I came across this gem of satire from THE ONION. And then I read about some poor guy in New Taipei, Taiwan, who died while playing video games at an internet cafe.

He was only 23.

It was only discovered that he was dead nine hours later…the waitress said he had his hands stretched out. All the men in my family are addicted to video games, and they might as well be dead when you pass them because they DO not answer any question at all when you talk to them while they are playing. I could say, “Guys! I just won 45 million and I’m leaving to go to Hawaii, want to come?” They would not move an eyelash.

If I said, “Hey…Obama says that all men must be castrated by 2013 due to overpopulation” they would not move a muscle.

But if I said, “Would you like to go buy $800 worth of new games, I came into some cash.” I am sure, that at least one of them would look up and say, “After I kill this guy first.”

But..if you have a daughter who spends her life punching a cell phone, you’ll love this video.

I cannot text. I have no phone to text. I do not have a daughter, but my son..will sit with his phone and read for hours.Banning old girlfriends is one of the more important lessons in life you need to know, according to him.

But..let me warn you… when you get to the point in the video of the good doctor talking about how he will kill this girl, remember that the doctors in Obamacare will be talking like this WITHOUT brain damage for an excuse.  All you have to be is old.

Enjoy!

 

February 3, 2012 Posted by | humor | | 2 Comments

Secret Video of the Trump and Mitt Deal….

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THIS JUST IN! Here we have a video recorded of the secret meeting between Mitt Romney and Donald Trump. Donald, as you see in the foreground, had to make sure that Mitt was the right man, so he did the mirror test. When he tried it with Newt, it did not go well. But as you can see, Mitt and Donald are a perfect fit.

Really, I was doing my taxes all day–so the silence (you’re welcome)  but after Sarah Palin said she was putting her two cents behind Newt Gingrich, and then now…we have no idea if she took it back, we found out to everyone surprise that Donald choose Mitt as his man.

To most of us, this looks like Mitt took Donald aside and said, “Don’t Worry Donald, I’ll make sure you get to build those casinos in Shanghai.” I think it was the hat that convinced him

Palin with Newt? Donald with Mitt? Who would have thought?

But, that’s not all who put their money behind their favorite candidates today: Betty White came out for Lou Grant, and Spock came out for Captain Kirk.

The candidates are getting exciting!

Okay, the world is absurd. After today, I’d be happy for Steve Forbes to run again. A flat tax would be simply marvelous. I’ve added up so many columns of what I spent…just in pet food alone, I’m not sure I’ll ever get another dog. (just kidding.) You SHOULD be able to take all pets off as dependents…don’t you think? My Diva Zippy is going to have to get used to worms.

Spock puts full support for Cap. Kirk

Betty Supports Lou for a Candidate

I knew you’d agree. See you tomorrow.

 

February 2, 2012 Posted by | humor, political races | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Super Bowl…Warmup

Nobody Cares—

If I flash two of my favorite commericals to be shown on the Superbowl. Right? oooooooo….yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah……….

February 1, 2012 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Nobody Unloads…Information Overload

Nobody Unloads

OMG…I’m on information overload. Hopefully you won’t care if I dump this stuff right here, in no particular order:

1. Obama just made a speech and blamed the bankers for loaning money to people who couldn’t possibly find the money to pay for a house. All those poor Mexicans who couldn’t speak English, and those poor black people who can’t read…were ROBBED! He wants to help them.

What he didn’t say was that it was Janet Reno who threatened jail time and fines if the banks didn’t go out and do this. Obama is really good at lying. And making more promises for free stuff.

2. Michelle Obama is on the campaign trail. She was on Leno, and Rachel Ray, sounding so sweet about how much she loves “serving” the people and helping them get healthy.

Pass the salt, I’m throwing it over my shoulder.

3. McCain’s daughter “Rebecca of Sunny Brook Farm” NBC pundit, CANDY McCAIN (I call her Candy because she has a head of cotton)  called Newt “selfish.” I can’t wait to hear what she says about Rick Santorum. He will be, “religious.” Candy needs to work on her vocabulary.

4. Carl Rove was so ecstatic that Mitt’s great piggy bank of wealth is going to beat everyone out of the elections, he practically dropped his little chalk board: an idea he stole from Glenn Beck, but when Karl writes on his little chalkboard, he looks like a father trying to tell his 2-year old he really knows what he is talking about: one plus one is five.

5. Muhammad, was really just another big thug in history. In the raid at Khaybar, (an oasis in the desert inhabited by Jews) he went in and slaughtered the Jewish warriors (took the women and children) and took the gold and silver. He always looted everything he attacked. He was big on torture, like lighting fires on chests. (I’m trying to vision this one, but what…did they use wood? Chest hair? ) The more I read about the guy, the more of just another evil ruler thug he becomes. He made up his own importance by saying “Oh..Allah talks to me! I am your chosen one…so says Gabriel!”

The difference between Muhammad and Jesus is like the difference between a Sequoia and a roach. (no offense to the roach.)

6. Politicians all break promises, but they say them to get elected. Daddy Bush’s famous “read my lips, no new taxes” (okay, that was after he was President) was followed up by what his son, George W. said while he was running for President

“I don’t think our troops ought to be used for what’s called nation building. I mean, we’re going to have a kind of nation building crops from America? Absolutely not.” Remember that while listening to Mitt.

7. Beethoven music teacher called him hopeless as a composer. Thomas Edison’s teachers said he was too stupid to learn anything. Henry Ford went broke five times before he succeeded. If you go by this record, there IS still hope for many of us.

8. The President can now execute without a trial anyone he considers a terrorist. Uh…so what is Obama’s definition of a “terrorist”? He won’t even release his college records, how are we going to find this out?

9. Some people TRAIN their dogs, other, like me, like to have them be their own natural selves, and yet, I’m not sure what this means. Does this mean that the people who train their dogs are actually smarter? Do the people who don’t teach tricks to their dogs have a harder time? (yes, yes) And is it because they are lazy because it takes a LOT of time to train a dog? What is the purpose of tricks? Does the dog really like to do the trick, as well as getting the treat? And if your too lazy to train your dogs to do tricks does that mean you just like the entertainment of the simple enjoyment of letting them be dogs? Isn’t that the same as teaching a dog to “sit up” just simple entertainment? I’m working on this one. The psychological meaning of why some people work hours to train their dog….to obey…or not.

10. All day long I’m taking in political information: I listen to the radios, watch the channels, read the latest books, think, rethink, debate myself on all the different views, and years ago I came to the conclusions that Mitt Romney was going to be the next pick by the Republicans for Presidents on the most absurd and unscientific reasoning of all. Body language.

(Although some, like Bill O’Reilly swear that it’s a science, and true.)

I remember the exact moment in time and the a look on his face. He was standing in the background waiting for the announcement of the nomination for President, in 2008, and McCain won. I will NEVER forget his look. It was “But they promised me! What?”

Now, I’m only human. I was as surprised about his look because it seemed obvious to everyone (but Mitt) that McCain was going to be the pick. And yet…he was shocked.

Many times I have suspected, after reading, and listening, and thinking, and reading more, that there really is a power class that can decide on who THEY want to be president, and make it happen. Many of these “candidates” go to China, secret meetings,(Bilderberg) as if they are being vetted, not by the American people, but by some secret global oligarchy. The secret oligarchy in the EU is now, not so secret, they are grabbing whole countries to take over. Obama just gave another trillion to help the EU.

The system is rigged. But, they must keep up the illusions: so we have the American “YOU pick the candidate..YOU!YOU! YOU!” contests and …surprise! The people always lose.

11. Having said that, I’m waiting for the robot to be invented that can go grocery shopping for me. I refuse to pay $40 dollars for a turkey, but I keep hoping…by the time they go on sale, the turkey I get will give me food poisoning.

I’ve had it before…and survived. I’m ready. Are you?

Thanks…I needed to unload.

February 1, 2012 Posted by | dogs, Global Government, Just life, Michelle Obama, Obama, political races | , , , , , | 6 Comments

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