Obama’s God Complex
Nobody Wins
Everyone was appalled that God was left out of the democratic platform…and when they took a vote to keep him in…the NO’s won. But like a true God, Obama came forth upon the land and gave his command, and told them…no Obama was going to include it in, against the wishes of all the electorates on the floor and their vote.
Proving once again, that in Obama’s Kingdom>..Your vote don’t count. Just your devotion. But that’s why you love him…he tells you what to do.
On the floor before the altar of Obama, tomorrow night–we will be hearing this solemn prayer….
Yeah, thou we walk thou the shadow of the Valley of Death, we should fear no evil, for Obama is with thee…
Outside Charlotte, flyers are proclaiming Obama the “savior.” “For God so loved his children that he sent his only son.”…Obama. We see now, it’s a well-planned PR promotion. Who’s going to criticize GOD?
That Jesus guy, he was a false prophet.
I found this picture on Potluck. Obama in 2008, stood on the platform of a Greek God—Now he puts the stained glass behind him.
Is it any wonder he wanted the word God out? The real God is competition.
“Our father, who art in Charlotte, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come…(if you just give him four more years) thy will be done, on earth, as it is in the White House.”
“Give us this day, our daily welfare check, And forgive our trespasses and find us when we don’t subscribe to Obamacare.”
“Lead us always into temptation, and deliver us from the Evil of America, for thine is the Kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever, in the name of the almighty savior..Obama…AMEN”
Now I know why they moved it indoors. The REAL god might have just decided to throw a few lighting bolts.
Guns for Breakfast…
Nobody Wonders
Just when do you think the Democrats will play this fine advertizement at their convention?
Tomorrow?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
What Nobody Found Out From Michelle Obama
Nobody Knows
Here’s what Nobody found out from watching Michelle Obama speak at her Convention.
FIRST: We found out that the empty chair has a dumpster coffee table in front of it. 
We found out that Michelle Obama desperately wants to keep Obama in the White House, so that she can keep the dream alive for her and her daughters and take more vacations and buy more outfights.. and that she wants to get PAID for living the lifestyle of a QUEEN. She wants a salary for the next four years. Trust me, the President will give it to her. (Listen to the introduction.) 
We found out that either: (1) They are desperate for the military vote OR (2) they are planning a major war before the election and they will need men to fight it…or (3) both, because she talked more about the military and their love for the military more than any other subject tonight.
We found out that while most of us that lived through the sixties, and all that race, and sexual women lib stuff we thought was over and done with…is not. Obama and Michelle decided just to dig it all back up to try to make us all believe, that the sixties never happened.
Neither did the civil war.
(And they don’t talk about Martin Luther King because people are finding out he was a Republican.)
We found out that not only does Michelle and her mom have the whitest teeth on the planet, it must cost a small fortune to keep them that way. 
We found out that Michelle wasn’t going to let Mitt Romney’s wife get the ONLY pity card from MS,…Why Michelle’s dad had it too, and he had to crawl on his hands and knees just to kiss her goodnight.
We found out that Michelle and Obama got full college tuitions and her dad basically kept working to pay for their toothpaste.
We found out that Michelle thinks kids never got medical before Obama.
We found out that Obama’s poor grandmother was denied the big paychecks of men, and that’s why Obama wore shoes that didn’t fit.
We found out that Michelle really cares about military families. Why, they sent the whole Navy Seal Team, the ones who killed bin Laden..form letters to thank them! 
We found out that even though Obama is in a different state every single day of the year, somehow he makes it back to the White House to eat dinner with his wife and kids, EVEN if they have to take different planes home..EVERY single night. (Damn the cost, it’s important.)
(Did Obama fly to Spain? Aspen? Mexico?)
We found out that she credits the janitor of her schools for making her who she is.
We found out that she is running for President in 2016. Hillary be damned.
We found out that she can CRY at the end of a speech. On cue. Because she…cares. 
What we didn’t find out, was the truth.
Except for one thing.— She did say this:
“Being President doesn’t change who you are: it reveals who you are.”
They want to give all the minorities everything, free housing, free college educations, free food, free Obamacare. (cough)
Nothing is free. It’s all being charged to YOU and future generations. Michelle never mentioned that little point. Nothing was said about the present. Nada. Nothing.
In the end Michelle wanted a “better world for my daughters” and a strong “Foundation for their dreams.”
It’s not Obama’s daughters that are suffering or will. They already go to private schools, and will go to Harvard.
The rest of us will be looking for coffee tables in dumpsters if they are reelected. We won’t even be able to buy shoes, let alone ones that don’t fit.
What we will get is a lot more hot air from both of them.
When it comes to America, there is the only truth we need to remember is: America needs jobs. Or we can’t help anyone.
“If you’re not taking care of you, you’re not in a position to help anyone else. You can’t give what you don’t have.”
Michelle, get yourself a new coffee table…the day of empty chairs is going back to the sixites where it belongs. 
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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