It’s a Government Crack Conspiracy Rob!
Nobody Knows–
—just why Rob Ford did NOT claim that the video of him smoking crack was a government conspiracy? After all…it worked for Mayor Barry. It worked so well, the public went back to the polls and reelected him as the crack-smoking lovable Mayor of Washington D.C.!
What does that tell you about D.C.? (Politicians must do a LOT of cocaine)
Being as I’m ‘unemployed’ right now…according to the government that doesn’t count me, I had the TV on all day. Every cable news station had us all waiting…for hours and hours, and then a few MORE hours, for the exciting news that another douche-bag politician was caught on tape doing something illegal, and he was expected to speak about his admitted drug use.
But…Rob Ford, the great mayor of Toronto, had a plan, one that politicians use all the time, and that is: Make the world wait. It builds up anticipation and makes you appear important, because all the world is waiting…you must be a great man, why, even the President of the United States would not have gotten a whole day’s attention…
I call it: The Miley Cyrus TWERK YOU plan. When you have no talent to speak of, and get caught grossing people out…MILK the MOMENT! TWERK THEM ALL! 
And then, the great Rob, (Who obviously smokes a LOT more weed) said this:
“I was elected to do a job and that’s exactly what I’m going to continue doing,” Ford said. “On Oct. 27 of 2014, I want the people of this great city to decide whether they want Rob Ford to be their mayor” (Notice how he speaks of himself in the third person? As if…he’s not even there?)
Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine,” Ford told reporters earlier outside his office. “There have been times when I’ve been in a drunken stupor. That’s why I want to see the tape. I want everyone in the city to see this tape. I don’t even recall there being a tape or video. I want to see the state that I was in.”
Darn. I was waiting for him to say that some tea party person that had mistakenly been admitted into the country…actually got him drunk, handed him a pipe, and then took out the video. Or even better yet, someone deep in the Canadian government wanted to shame him. DARN.
And then, I read this:
On Tuesday, Ford’s brother, Doug, criticized Police Chief Bill Blair for saying he was “disappointed” in the mayor after police recovered the tape last week. Doug Ford called the chief’s comments “inappropriate” and “biased” and said Blair should step aside.
“We have the most political police chief we have ever seen,” said Doug Ford, an influential city councilor. “The police chief believes he’s the judge, the jury and the executioner.”
Gee…I’m so glad that Rob’s brother Doug was paying attention to the government officials who are doing their best to damn poor Rob Ford.
Nobody Knows, nor can fathom, why all the world’s politicians would fit more easily in East St. Louis than high office, and how they keep getting “elected.”
And Nobody Knows why the American press spent the whole damn day patiently waiting for Rob to show up. And Nobody Wonders if someday we will see a video replay of Marion and Rob together, smoking the great government crack conspiracy together in a hotel room in Rio, where they can claim that it was a right-wing conspiracy initiated by Castro, who is really dead.
As the great Mulder once said—“The truth is out there.” And I for one, can’t wait to see it.
Can the People Impeach?
Nobody Reports
This may be redundant, but I think it’s worth replaying this all over the country. Obama blatantly and purposely lied in order to get Americans on Universal Health Care, and he is not the only one lying…so is every one of his prepossessed, idiotic democratic troopers.
Millions are losing their great insurance, and millions will not get treated, some will die because of it. Denying people life saving treatment is just as insidious as outright murdering them. Obama knew this, knows this, and figures it’s simply collateral damage.
If this is not a high crime against the American people, I don’t know what is.
Clearly we need an amendment to the Constitution to protect the American people when a President comments a high crime, but because of a corrupt Congress, we are left to suffer. Maybe a clause of “vote to impeach” on the internet, and if the number goes over half the population, then Congress MUST act.
(Then again, they would give themselves control over that now, wouldn’t they?)
No amount of— “He misspoke. He didn’t know. He really didn’t mean that, he meant AFTER the law was passed. He had to lie to get it passed.” is going to save him this time.
Obama is down, and now is the time for us all to go on full attack.
Where’s Bonehead?
The Miami Dolphins VS Crystal Greer Brooks
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have the Miami Dolphins VS Crystal Greer Brooks.
Let’s start with the Dolphins. Remember in high school when the freshmen were harassed by the seniors? Well, that fine tradition has been fine tune to a very lucrative extortion business in the Miami Dolphins.
Young Dolphins players are under pressure to dig deep into their pockets to pay for veterans’ social outings, a practice that is straining their finances and locker room chemistry, according to a source with direct knowledge of the situation. These allegations come on the heels of an ESPN report Sunday morning that Incognito pressured Martin into paying $15,000 for an unofficial team vacation to Las Vegas — a trip that Martin, an offensive tackle, didn’t even join.
One young defensive player, whose privacy the Miami Herald is protecting, is on his way to going broke because he has been unable to say no to the older players, a source said.
“Everything tastes better when rookies pay for it,” veteran defensive end Jared Odrick wrote on Twitter over the weekend. “Yes, the bill would make you sick.”
How nice it that? The younger players are making about $400,000 a year, but they are told to fork up $30,000 for the team dinner. Sometimes the veterans let them split the bill.
The source characterized Dolphins veterans using younger players as ATMs to finance their nightlife whims. These older players have been caught up in the fast-paced Miami lifestyle without the burden of having to pay for it, the source continued.
Gee…sound like anyone you know? (I’ll get to that in a minute.)
And then we have Crystal Greer Brooks, who ran over her boyfriend with his truck three times, all because he didn’t want to go to McDonald’s.
To which a nobody commented: “Three fractured McRibs and a punctured McLung?”
(Nobodies have an excellent sense of humor.)
Hey, I’m all for admitting that McDonald’s is putting chemical addicting adding into their food so that you crave it all—- but Crystal— you were IN his truck, why didn’t you just leave his butt on the side of the road and drive there yourself? Or maybe that restaurant he wanted to go to was Hooters, and you went there LAST week?
Just wondering.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Obama and Congress, of course!
Our American leaders make the Miami Dolphins look like it’s extortion amateur night. Just like the Miami Dolphins, our American leaders are exempting themselves from Obama care, and making the rest of the poor hardworking class nobodies pay for their big meals, their free healthcare, their free vacations,—all while we have to sit at home and watch ESPN on TV munching on our Doritos.
While we eat McDonald’s, they dine on steak, lobster, and $8,000 bottles of wine thanks to the rookies in the lower soon-to-be be- gone middle class looking for an exit route crowd.
And just like the poor rookies who are afraid of losing their jobs, we can’t say “NO” to Obamacare, because we will lose our jobs.
WAIT…everybody is losing their jobs anyway.
So…congratulations are in order American Government! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week!
That is, if it’s really not your intention to destroy America by extorting humongous taxes on everyone.
If it is your intention, then I’d suggest you call up the Miami Dolphins and ask to be included in the next rookie dinner, and give the rest of us that make well below $400,000 a break.
As for Crystal…maybe Crystal hadn’t eaten in days, due to Obamacare…maybe she just found out she lost her health insurance and would have to go on a diet.
That would explain it.
Fasten Your Seatbelt: Ezekiel Emanuel Is Coming Out
Nobody’s Opinion
Low and behold, I turned on to Chris Wallace this morning to watch his Sunday talk show, and who did I see for the very first time?
Ezekiel Emanuel! Oh my goodness! Obamacare must be getting a lot of really bad karma if they had to drag him out of the closet. And closet he has come out of…he is gay.
Who is this guy? I told you all about him in a earlier post called “The Unethical Ethics of Ezekiel Emanuel.” Ezekiel has written the plan for Obamacare, and it’s not pretty. He really believes in rationing….especially the old, the meek…Mengele’s sheep must visit him in his sleep.
Chris Wallace tried to keep his feet to the fire here this morning, but being the bossy democrat that he is, Ezekiel keep talking over everyone. James Capretta was even, smooth, logical, and Ezekiel just kept telling lies–you know—-the lies that all the democrats are repeating: It’s those monstrous insurance companies that are kicking people off their plans, NOT Obama! And….they were terrible in the first place…AND….Obamacare is like car safety—–.
What? Sure, mandating abortion is just like car insurance….you gotta have it.
That’s their audience: The single women having one-night stands at the local bar: the young college student who just got their own car and who knew?
The democrats explain everything to the low and basically ignorant. The ones you see on Jay Leno when he walks the planks of Universal Studio’s:
(Nobody Notes: Did you know that Steven Speilburg gets a percentage of every ticket sold?)
Jay, “Who is the Vice President?”
Young Man on Vacation: “Uh……..wait….I should know this….”
Like I said, I wrote about this man before: And after watching him in this little session I feel like I was sideswiped by a semi hauling 800 tons of manure, going 75 mph down the freeway of hell.
You might as well check this guy out. Fasten your seatbelt.
Nobody Flashes an Apology to Boston
Nobody Flashes
Mmmm…that last post was meant to be a comment on sports and photo-ops, but then, after I posted it, I thought…oh my…all those people who suffered…what are you doing? Somebody might take this one very wrong.
I really do not doubt for ONE minute that those boys on the Boston Team are not great players, and that the gesture was a heart- felt one. Baseball is a game of luck as well as of talent…I guess I’ve just seen so much daily corruption in my lifetime in politics..( AND sports) and I know life is not fair, and that’s part of life….nevertheless, I am having a very hard time living and watching my country die, and feeling powerless to do anything at all to change it. I know that there have been tougher times in history, but I don’t think there’s a single person in America that expected this…horror that we are witnessing every day. Some of us are very aware of what’s going on, some of us aren’t.
Oh…to be ignorant. Even through the World Wars, there was always hope, that America was your home and America would always be safe. But up is down, and black is white now, and never, ever, before in history has the average patriotic American been considered enemy of the state. We have a President who actually doesn’t even like half of us.
Even the war between the North and South, both sides considered themselves patriotic.
I’m just getting too cynical and old. Yes…I feel old tonight. Are there other souls out there that feel the same? Its as if I am talking to myself day in and day out. It’s a sort of madness…this blogging.
I apologize to anyone in Boston that I might have offended, and I’m reprimanding myself…I’m not sure what got into me. I guess it was the baseball jokes…..I wasn’t thinking. I had just watched DUMBO and found myself crying at the same place I used to cry at when I was a child. The part where the mother is in prison and she rocks Dumbo outside the jail-bars. (see video) Disney sure knew how to press those buttons.
Anyway, what happened in Boston last year should have never happened. What happened on 9/11, once again, should have never happened. With the BILLIONS of dollars they spend on defense and the NSA, and they had to shut down a whole town just to find one 19-year-old?
How incompetent are the leaders that are doing this to us?
Anyway, I love Boston. I once went to Boston and ended up crying at John Adams tomb site, stupid me. As I stood in the rock filled room, where John and Abigail, JQA and his wife are buried, I wondered if there was an afterlife and if they knew that I was ‘part’ of the family, distant DNA as that may be. I actually felt …very foolish to say the least.
The ‘caretaker’ kept talking about how nobody knew how wonderful JQA’s Louisa was. What a wonderful musician she was. Later on, I found out that she wrote a book called, “The Aventures of a Nobody.” And this was after I had been writing under Nobody’s Opinion. She and I would have had a lot in common. 
I walked the whole city of Boston in 2000. I climbed the tower at Bunker Hill. Listened to Irish singers in the Irish Pubs. Stood on the Constitution. It breaks my heart that Obama went there that very same day they had the World Series, and gave that BS of a speech at Fennial Hall. .as if the traffic wasn’t going to be bad enough.
Did he care? Knowing Obama, he planned it that way.
Of course I think the Red Soxs felt sorrow, and loved the town of Boston. How could they not? I just wish they would have put flowers on the spot instead of the World Series Trophy. But I guess they thought it was the highest offer they had to give. It’s all how you look at it.
Men do noble things. It’s just too bad, that when we see Men doing something noble—- we have seen so many photo-ops with celebrities and politicians, that when famous men actually do something with heart…., we don’t see the real thing when it happens.
Nobody is…more sorry than I.
Baseball Players Want All Kids to “copulate” them!
Nobody Gets Email—- And Notes New look (Maybe I should hold a contest)
I don’t know about you, but how PERFECT could it be for the Boston Red Sox’s To Win the World Series and then go and place the trophy on the spot where the poor people were killed last year? Wait…they did that?
Now sports teams have to be politicians.
Go ahead and call me sour grapes, or a conspiracy nut, but I remember thinking at the beginning of World Series, game one— when both coaches came out, and the umpires were talking to them— I could have sworn that the Cardinal coach Mike Matheny looked really pissed off…sort of like he had just found out that it had already been decided that the series win was to go to Boston due to the fact that Boston had gone through so much pain last year, and a World Series win would be good for morale of the city. The big money boys had already decided it.
I’m sure that I’m not the only one in the world who thinks how easy it would be to rig a World Series. After all, they did it once before, and I don’t know how many people I heard rant on and on here in St. Louis, about how they just couldn’t BELIEVE how many simple catches the cardinals missed— Catches that even little leaguers’ could make.
Okay, Joyanna— You’re crazy. You’re just mad that the Cardinals didn’t win because you are from St. Louis.
Wrong. I’ve been to enough ball games to know, it’s just a game.
And so, Professional sports are NEVER fixed…And Presidents’ never lie.
And on that note, to my email!
(Thanks to J.R.)
Why Athletes Don’t Have Regular Jobs
The danger of having sports role models for kids…………….
Andre Wants You to Copulate!
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all the kids to copulate me.”
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”
3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the ‘Skin’s say: “I’d run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,” Matt Millen of the Raiders said: “To win, I’d run over Joe’s Mom, too.”
4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings.”
Pokin
5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes..” (Now that is beautiful)
7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: “You guys line up alphabetically by height.” And, “You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle.”
Manly Earrings
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: “Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton ..”
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: “That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota: “He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is.”
11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: “My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt. (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
Aunt Nevitt
12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: “I asked him, ‘Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.”
13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F’s and one D: “Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.”
14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford: “I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious.”
Ah, but they all ride to the bank in a Mercedes…
Nobody’s Fool: Judge Jeanine…Again!
Nobody’s Fool
Hey, did anybody notice that I skipped my Nobody’s Fool Award this week? It’s one of my favorites and so…in order to present MY favorite person from the week, I present, the primordium of the best of the best: Judge Jeanine.
I don’t know WHERE Fox found this woman, but she is incredibly succinct and sassy, and…how can you not go…YEAH! You tell em’ Judge!
Because of her most enjoyable trashing of Obama and his “Obamacare” rollout, Judge Jeanine wins my Nobody’s Fool award of the week.
I can’t wait to hear her trash Sean Penn.
Obama LOVES Wall Street
Nobody Cares
There ARE good investigative reporters out there, and here we find that when Obama was ranting and raving about Wall Street, he was getting a lot of money out of them.
If you go by this video, it’s true that it’s the Feds and the Banks have way too much say in controlling Presidents, Congress, and the world.
I won’t say enjoy it, because I didn’t. But it is something you might want to watch.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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