The Climate Disruption of Monica, Islam, Prince, and Obama

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Another week has passed and Nobody Knows how really thrilled I was to finally feel a warm balmy breeze tonight as I walked the dogs at twilight. This was one of the worst winters in memory, and to see the world blossom once again was like winning a lottery ticket. It just feel great to feel the sun on my skin again. How about you?

And then…Nobody Knows how ridiculous it was to read again today, that they are NOT going to give up on that bloody “climate” change. Obama’s back to pushing it full throttle. They are now rebranding their get-rich quick plan because the BRAND: global warming…didn’t work, so they changed it to climate change, but, nobody liked that, that’s oxymoronic, so now the new word is: Climate Disruption!

Yes, weather IS disrupting your life, and has been since you were born. Give us your money.

Obama put the message out to all his liberal propaganda machines, and here’s the report:

Already, “summers are longer and hotter, and extended periods of unusual heat last longer than any living American has ever experienced,” the report found. “Winters are generally shorter and warmer. Rain comes in heavier downpours. People are seeing changes in the length and severity of seasonal allergies, the plant varieties that thrive in their gardens, and the kinds of birds they see in any particular month in their neighborhoods.”

What? I don’t know about where you live, but the summer’s have been shorter here in Missouri. We dare not even get into the pool until the first of July. When I was a kid, you were there as soon as school let out. Rains comes in heavier downpours. (Knock off the chemtrails.)

Nobody Knows if they are actually going to push a carbon tax down our throats like they did Obamacare, but I’m not sure how many more “hot” winters we can take.

And speaking of a climatic disruption:

If you think Monica Lewinsky is not still talking to Bill Clinton, you might wonder why is it that at this particularly time in history she has come out of the past to spew forth her great thoughts—like it wasn’t Bill who humiliated her…but that nasty Drudge!

“thanks to the Drudge Report, I was … possibly the first person whose global humiliation was driven by the Internet.”

I hate to remind her, but Paula Jones had the honor of being the first person to be humiliated by Bill, and it was Linda Tripp that recorded her…leading us back to private conversations being recorded. If she had kept HER mouth shut, Bill would have gone through all her colored dresses by now.

Nobody Knows if Monica is being brought out at this early date to get her out-of-the-way for Hillary’s bid for the White House, and to use her to promote the women’s issues, and handle the past scandal now instead of later…but Monica hasn’t done all bad…she designed a line of handbags, was a spokesperson for a diet plan, and got a Master’s degree in psychology in London.

Gee…rough life. (Who paid for THAT?)

Nobody Knows

And speaking of psychology—

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Have you noticed that in almost all the reporting done on the 276 girls kidnapped and raped in Nigeria by liberals… NOBODY bothers to mention that Muslims are doing this against Christians? It’s truly incredible. They write whole columns and no mention of Islam. Obama has silenced truth in most of the mainstream press, and that’s very scary. They now are just calling them the Boko Haran, which sounds like a soul song. Bobo Haran be bad, man.

They are taking this climate destruction to new levels.

And speaking of new levels, the musician called Prince, is not going to cuss in his songs anymore.

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“Did you ever hear Muhammad Ali curse?” he said (via People). “Would you curse in front of your kids? To your mother? Marsha [Ambrosius], Lianne [La Havas], Janelle [Monae] … They’re all my sisters. We shouldn’t curse at them. We need to treat all of them, and all people, like royalty.”

Good for him. That’s not going to get him into the White House anytime soon…but it’s a good sign..

And speaking of good signs.

I was outside tonight raking up pollen, when a neighbor that I hadn’t spoken to in YEARS was walking by and came to say hello. We had never really hit it off, because she was liberal in every way, and voted for Obama

Her love for Obama had turned to…let’s just say, I cannot repeat what she said here. Drones would drop out of the sky and pick her up.

She couldn’t believe what Obamacare had done to her life. And she couldn’t believe that her daughter, who had just gotten a divorce, and had a boyfriend who belonged to the unions, and was out of a job…both liked Obama.

Why is this a good sign?

This was a liberal woman who felt more anger and betrayal than if she had known all along like I did. She was furious…How many other democrats are just as mad?

Nobody Knows, but wouldn’t we like to?

I can’t think of a catchy ending to this weeks’ rant on ignorance, but here’s something you might want to know:

It takes an hour for a human sperm to reach an egg, and one hour is the maximum life span of an adult mayfly.

Nobody Knows the maximum life span of a baby mayfly, but if you do, let me know.

And speaking of mayflys, I suggest we give Obama one hour to resign. It’s the least we can do.

May 6, 2014 Posted by Joyanna Adams | Barack Obama, Clintons, Muslims, Uncategorized | Clintons, Monica Lewinsky, Muslims, Obama | 4 Comments