Joyanna Adams

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Iron Zuckerface…Answer the Doorbell.

Nobody Flashes:

“My personal challenge for 2016 is to build a simple AI to run my home and help me with my work. You can think of it kind of like Jarvis in Iron Man. Every challenge has a theme, and this year’s theme is invention.This should be a fun intellectual challenge to code this for myself. I’m looking forward to sharing what I learn over the course of the year.”Zuckerberg robot

Mark Zuckerface announced his New Year’s resolution: He is going to invent a Butler. A machine Butler. Forget those old Mexicans…those are for OTHER rich people. No…if this butler works, and rich people start buying them, than THINK: The Mexicans who work for the rich as cooks, gardeners, maids, and butlers, will be out of a job. What a cruel thing to do!…Putting illegals out of a job, and keeping the American dream forever away from them?

So….why is Mark promoting amnesty and more immigration then, if he is thinking of replacing them all with robots? Well, don’t fret. Mark will need cheap labor from all countries to work for Mark to MAKE those cheap butlers.

Mark added: “I’ll teach it to let friends in by looking at their faces when they ring the doorbell,” he wrote. “I’ll teach it to let me know if anything is going on in Max’s room that I need to check on when I’m not with her.”

Yes, Mark’s new butler will be able to look them in the eye and take their picture, and face scan too.

Of course, only the rich will be able to afford one. Or maybe this is just to make his rich friends jealous. Or he just got bored. Or he thinks he’s really Ironman.

Mark’s butler will be a smashing success for one reason: Mark always wears the same tee-shirt and jeans, and polishing his shoes won’t fry any circuits.

Now…if he can make one for every person on the planet…a robot that will clean the house, wash the dishes, do the laundry, pick up dog poop, feed the cat, change the diaper, pick up gumballs, mow the lawn, answer and read out-loud ALL the FACEBOOKS emails from all her friends, take care of ALL Emails and trash jobs..and do all the man jobs that women can’t do….. then woman will forever be grateful.

Until that moment, then, keep inventing Zuckerface. Jeff Bezos is going to Mars, someday…and when he does finally leave, you’ll be King.

 

 

 

January 4, 2016 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Ben Stein—We’d Rather Be with Farris

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It’s apparent: The rich watch too much TV.  I was thinking about that today. How do they get the idea that America is doing really well? They come on our TV’s and assure us everything is fine…don’t worry, our economy is just fine. They all must hang out at the same places, the best restaurants, and you have to wonder…do they even look out their limo windows? They only see the ghettos when Blacks decide to riot? What? Do they think Baltimore, Detroit, St. Louis…really are just a small part of the American universe?Ben Stein money

After all, they see mostly beautiful houses all day long. It’s getting hard for me to imagine their disconnect.

Yesterday, I was cleaning the kitchen, and I was searching for something to listen to on my cheap little telly…and there was Ben Stein, on some FOX show.  Ben Stein is the genius of conservatives.  Most people knew him as the teacher in the movie Ferris Bueller’s Day Off…but he actually use to write speeches for Nixon and Ford.  Most importantly, and not mentioned much, is he was a graduate of Yale Law School..in fact he was Valedictorian.

Ben Stein, has made some really astute observations, like this one about Richard Nixon:

Can anyone even remember now what Nixon did that was so terrible? He ended the war in Vietnam, brought home the POWs, ended the war in the Mideast, opened relations with China, started the first nuclear weapons reduction treaty, saved Eretz Israel’s life, started the Environmental Protection Administration. Does anyone remember what he did that was bad?

Oh, now I remember. He lied. He was a politician who lied. How remarkable. He lied to protect his subordinates who were covering up a ridiculous burglary that no one to this date has any clue about its purpose. He lied so he could stay in office and keep his agenda of peace going. That was his crime. He was a peacemaker and he wanted to make a world where there was a generation of peace. And he succeeded.

That is his legacy. He was a peacemaker. He was a lying, conniving, covering up peacemaker. He was not a lying, conniving drug addict like JFK, a lying, conniving war starter like LBJ, a lying, conniving seducer like Clinton—a lying, conniving peacemaker.

Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place, and science leads you to killing people.Ben stein Bush

He also called Obama a racist…

What’s not to like about Ben Stein? Ben Stein has written stuff that has put tears in my eyes, and that hasn’t happened since Bambi lost his mother.

So, when Ben Stein said yesterday that the dollar was strong, and the economy was strong, I almost threw the spoon down the garbage disposal, while my hand was still attached.

How can such a brilliant man say such a stupid thing? I thought to myself.

But, then, sadly, to me, the answer is obvious. Imagine…a day in the life of Ben Stein. He gets up, maybe reads the Wall Street Journal, The Times, and perhaps a few dozen other papers online, and maybe writes a column or two. He sees the same cable news that we all do, so, you have to wonder, how he came to this conclusion?

There is only one answer: To the rich, the Ben Stein’s of the world, the rich connected to D.C. elites,  America IS Wall Street. They judge America on the stock market, on their portfolios’, on the strength of their money in their banks. Appearing on FOX news is just a lot of fun to the man like Ben Stein. A man, well connected enough to the global cabal in Washington D.C. that he honestly believes that it’s Wall Street that determines the health of our nation.  Big business, big government, has worked well in Ben’s world. It’s the only history he knows. In his world, America will never change, as long as the right money men remain in power.

What else can it be?

And it’s not just Ben Stein. I don’t know how many times I watched Sheppard Smith whoopeeing his wins in his stock market portfolio…during his news reports.

After 9.11, the Fed just kept pumping money and the poor got poorer and the rich got richer, and somehow, Ben Stein thinks that now…That worked pretty well. The economy is good.

Nobody ask him…FOR WHO?

No…rich men like Ben Stein, are in a dream world where if THEY are doing well…that means America is doing well.

Maybe I didn’t hear him right. It was a stupid thing to say, for such a ‘knowledgeable’ man. After all, I guess he doesn’t care that America’s debt is over 20 trillion, and WHAT school taught him economics, can we ask with a straight face?

Nobody Wonders…..when was the last time Ben Stein got out of his house in Beverly Hills? Maybe if we all had just a little bit of Ben Stein’s money, we’d think the economy is doing great too.

In the meantime, I think I’ll skip the Ben Stein’s “America is doing great” class.  Down here in real life, Ben’s money fell off the back of the cliff so long ago, nobody will ever find it.  Ben Stein's money two

 

 

 

January 3, 2016 Posted by | economy, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

One of my FAVORITE things….

https://youtu.be/fzygqvUlzPo

Nobody Flashes

Here’s a good thought…just about EVERYBODY in the whole wide world–loves a good firework display, no matter what country they are from. Some things are universal.

Have a great Sunday!

I’m still soaking up water from the great Missouri flood of 2015….

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January 3, 2016 Posted by | Life | | Leave a comment

Wild Bill Explains Obama’s Gun Grab in 2016

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John Wayne’s daughter has joined the Trump Wagon, and it’s a bunch of wagons we are going to need to keep our last freedom…our guns.

Wild Bill explains in short session, how Obama is going to take our guns next year, and let’s hope..we have enough police and good citizens working in the government that will NOT follow his executive orders to this tyranny.

2106, is going to be a fight for our guns.

They are comparing Trump to Hitler, but what did Hitler do before he took over the Jews? He took everybody’s guns.

It’s not Donald Trump who is going to take our guns. Obama has all the potential of a mad Hitler…but he needs our guns. Obama’s anger goes towards conservatives and white people…he has attacked this group ever since he started out by sending Winston Churchill’s bust back to the Brits.

White Christians, are the new Jew in Obama’s world. Look around you…already you are being ostracized as being a “White Supremist.” You are to be ashamed of the color of your skin.

If you are white, and own a gun, he is coming after YOU.

We start the year, day one…running.

(Via Moonbattery.)

January 1, 2016 Posted by | Gun Control | , , | Leave a comment

Happy New Year…2016!

Happy New Year

January 1, 2016 Posted by | Life | | 2 Comments