Getting Old…Means Not Having to Say You’re Sorry
Nobody’s Wins
I’m in a very cantankerous mood lately, due to the fact that soon, I’m having another birthday, and I’m just not aging gracefully. And I WANT to. But, I just can’t damn it. I realize that death is an unknowable equation…and I’m lucky to have lived this long…considering all the close calls I’ve had working at night in downtown St. Louis.
After all, so many people die young. And they didn’t even get to realize how precious life is…that knowledge usually doesn’t come until you realized you don’t have many years left…
For instance…all the babies that die young. Nothing in life is more heartbreaking than losing a child. Whether it’s a baby, or a man who lost his life in war…I can’t imagine the pain of the parents, and they could never put it into words. And here I am..still living.
Not fair.
And so, when I think of these things I get …in a bad mood. An angry mood. And I get even angrier when I think that right after I write this and post it, some NSA computer is going to store it in some little computer chip for…probably some company to send me ads…for all eternity.
(Want to live longer? Try Metamucil…Use SEA SALT!)
Which brings me to the subject tonight of the fight in the news between Alex Jones, and Glenn Beck. Glenn Beck it seems has sucked up to Zuckerface. Ever since Glenn Beck lost his following when he started condemning people for not voting for Ted Cruz, he’s been losing it, and Alex Jones thinks he’s part devil.
It’s been pretty amusing. After all, what do I care? But I do care. Our ‘heroes’ are pretty stupid nowadays. When the biggest ‘hero’ on the block is Mark Zuckerberg, you’ve got a problem.
And here’s one thing nobody talks about. When you get old, and you see young men like Mark Zuckerberg, being so rich and famous, and so full of…shit..it just pisses you off.
I must admit, I’ve gotten my opinion about Zuckerberg from the movie The Social Network. Jesse Eisenberg did an excellent job portraying the boy as a spoil, rich, and insufferable snob.
When he invented “FACEBOOK” it was clear, that he took (stole) an idea, and did everything he could to make it his alone.
Ruthlessness is the name of the game to be a success it seems.
So, why is Facebook so popular? People want to connect..and show the world who they are. It’s a simple concept and trust me, it didn’t take a genius to think of it.
I probably am one of the only people who compares Facebook with any other invention. It’s not that big of a deal….the propaganda about it is.
You don’t have to be on FACEBOOK to live a life. FACEBOOK has not made my life, easier, but is has made the FBI pretty happy.
It’s not like the invention of the automobile or the airplane. It’s just another web invention.
And really…how can a man who is a genius be so STUPID when it comes to everything else?
His politics are “get into bed with every government so your product makes you MORE rich!”
What I’m trying to say is the older I get, the more I see how history is always the same: Some men float to the top of the heap, and more times than not, the man that should rise to the top, NEVER does.
Animals in the wild eat their own…so…does…man.
So, I’m not having a happy time getting old. I keep reading all these snazzy articles in magazines about how it’s all how you look at life that matters.
BULL.
My doctor says my life is written in my DNA. No use in fighting it. As you can guess, I don’t get along with my doctor very well, but because of Obamacare I’m lucky to even HAVE a doctor, so I’m stuck.
Frankly, I want him to lie. Yes. Lie.
So, I have to celebrate something on my birthday…and I’ve decided the one thing I have to be thankful for, is that Oprah Winfrey has retired too. I don’t have to see her when I’m changing the channels on every talk show. Thank you Oprah, for the wonderful birthday present.
Watch…tomorrow I’ll see her on the Glenn Beck program.
Pass the salt.
Nobody Wonders About–Red Noses and Tyranny: Stop Being Stupid
Nobody Wonders
There have been some pretty absurd things happening in the news…and I for one, have some questions:
Nobody Wonders:
How the Secretary of Veterans Affairs, Bob McDonald, can compare veterans waiting in long lines to get sometimes life or death medical attention, to somebody waiting in a line at Disneyworld? This kind of blatant insult to veterans is despicable. Not only should the man be fired, but someone should send him a hooker with aids, and then, make him wait for months for a doctor’s appointment.
No, make that…never get an appointment. Many vets have DIED while waiting for care.
Sorry, I’m going to use foul language: What…an …asshole.
And speaking of words we are not supposed to utter.
Nobody Wonders:
How can ONE man censor words? This goes on in China, but nobody is speaking up about our first amendment rights. Obama has just signed a bill saying that nobody can speak the two words, “Oriental” or “negro.”
Yes, our King now can ban words. He thinks they are insulting. He got rid of Radical Islam and Illegal alien long ago.
I guess since we cannot call a black man a ‘negro’ or a Chinese man an “oriental” now. We’ll have to resort to the all time favorites like… Bastard and Bitch…which I think would be a perfect description of Obama and Hillary.
Good thing I’m not on FACEBOOK!
And so, I have to laugh when Paul Ryan starts talking about the Constitution. Is he standing up for the freedom of speech? Is he? Or is he just standing to get his picture taken?
And speaking of freedom…
Nobody Wonders
It’s pretty clear: America is becoming more and more fascistic every day. Target tries to please King Obama by making his transgender policy law in all its’ bathrooms. Google visited the White House almost every other day. AARP pushes Obama polices in its newsletters. And the Clintons have made their fortunes off of corporate contributions. Businesses are bending OVER to give money to the poor. Walgreens promotes its “red nose” day!
Put on a red nose at Walgreens, donate what little you have, and it will be given to the poor.
Obama has got the companies taking money from its customers, to do the job that the government can’t do. Corporations and the government are starting to merge.
For instance…I LOVE This one: AARP has an ad that says you can donate some of your money when you die to another couple that might need some of that money in THEIR old age!
Right. That’s how you solve Social Security?
And speaking of the poor…or the rich taking the poor’s money and spreading it around…
How come the superintendents of most of our school systems make more money than some G-8 leaders? David Cameron, makes only about $206,000 a year, but the local superintendent of our schools systems make well over $250,000. They both get paid VERY WELL to ruin lives.
Of course, David Cameron is a multi-billionaire. He doesn’t need the money as we all know because he has offshore accounts.
Nobody Wonders why the leaders of the free world take a salary at all?
They are all in the top 1%, where the businesses keep them, and it’s where Hillary Clinton wants to stay.
I say, we demand a bill that says former First Ladies cannot run for the Presidency.
And that our first amendment rights shall never more be infringed.
So, go ahead and say “Negro” and “Oriental” and even “black bastards” which I often scream when blacks beat up poor young white kids on YouTube.
You know, it won’t be long before you won’t be able to talk against anyone or you will be put in jail.
So go ahead, and say what you want…with impunity of course…and take off that red nose…really. Did you ever think that maybe the elite WANT you to look stupid?
Are You Ready for the FEMA Camps?
Nobody’s Opinion
Here’s what we know: Since 9/11 and President George W. Bush’s great “Let’s bail out the banks!” escape, and Obama’s 8 years as a Marxist nanny, the economy has pretty much been running on fumes.
Millions of people lost their savings and retirement funds in 2008, and YET, somehow the very rich got even richer. Almost as if by magic!
As long as our TV, and cell phones kept us entertained, we just thought that someday, after Obama…we’d recover. But, it didn’t happen, and probably won’t.
Many are predicting another economic disaster. And so, when a reader sent me this link to this article, you have to wonder…is this true? Are they preparing to jail some of us?
Now, I’m not one to think that a bunch of politicians in Washington D.C. can outright take over America…jail the people they don’t like, round them up and maybe even kill them…
Can’t happen here….we have guns! Right?
But… some guy who worked for Homeland security evidently wrote a note about what Obama has planned for us before he leaves office. And it’s not funny:
From NWV News:
After writing a lengthy suicide note exposing terrifying plans the government has for American citizens, an agent with the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) directorate walked onto a New York City pier on the Hudson River and used his service weapon to shoot himself in his head.
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The note outlines why the officer chose to shoot himself: “The America I grew up in, and cherished, has been murdered by its own federal government. Our Constitution has become meaningless and our laws politicized so badly, they are no longer enforced except for political purposes” the note said. “Our elected officials are, to a person, utterly corrupt and completely devoid of any love or respect for the country which pays them. To them, everything is about getting and keeping power, and making illicit money from backroom deals.”
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“We in federal law enforcement have been drilling for several years to control riots and uprisings from a coming financial collapse and widespread bank failures. The drills involve life-sized images of American men, even women and children, whom we are told to shoot for “practice” and to “get used to it.”
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“We have been told that the economy is terminally ill and will fail in 2016. We are also told the banks are all insolvent and the FDIC doesn’t have nearly enough funds to bail out depositors. We are told these events are unavoidable and it is imperative that the government survive when people rise-up over this.
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“When the collapse takes place, detention camps created under the FEMA REX-84 program in the 1980’s to house illegal aliens whom we were going to deport, will instead be used to imprison American Citizens whom the government feels constitute a “threat.” American citizens will be rounded-up without warrants and imprisoned without trial for God knows how long.
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“These camps have been equipped to carry out Hitler-scale killings! An actual “purge” of Americans citizens by the very government which they, themselves, created and pay for! I cannot be party to this.”
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“The government knows the military will rise-up to stop this, so our military is being deployed overseas, intentionally involved in foreign fights, and deliberately shrunk in size so they cannot be here or help Americans! This is why certain ammunition and weaponry has been removed from state-level National Guard Armories and over a Billion rounds of hollow point ammunition has been bought by the federal government. The states themselves have been disarmed of military-grade firepower so they cannot defend themselves from the federal activities. This is also why local police departments have been militarized and provided with armored vehicles and weapons of war.
Okay, he goes on to say that they will just gas the current prison population to make way citizens that they arrest.
I don’t know. We do know that Obama has given himself unlimited powers.
And we do know that Obama is a megalomaniac.
We do know that he has decimated our military, and is pushing the most outlandish laws on us like recent bathroom fiasco. He is flooding the country with illegals. In just 8 short years, he has unleashed so much power from his ‘pen’ that we no longer can call ourselves any sort of republic. NOBODY stops him. Nobody.
And most importantly, like the article says, we do know he has armed every federal agency with armor piercing bullets.
I don’t know. It worries me.
I have a girlfriend who thinks that one day, we are all going to wake up, and on our televisions will be an announcement that the U.S. Government has changed and from now on, we must do this and this and this…and it will be in the name of our “safety.” — like what was predicted in 1984.
In my heart, I don’t WANT to believe this. But, I bet the Jews felt the same way when they got on the trains.
Would Obama do such a drastic think if the economy collapses?
How MANY time have we heard that “Donald Trump will not be President.” Too many.
I don’t know about you, but I’m going to remember every single person that said that:
Ted Cruz, Obama, George Clooney, George Will…and most of all…Jeb Bush.
Donald Trump is the only one who is standing up to the elites, but…I’m not so sure meeting with Henry Kissinger makes me feel any better.
Was that to inform Trump that he must do things THEIR way, or Obama will get to stay in office?
Frankly, I think we all should be concerned. Obama has placed a Muslim in charge of Homeland Security.
And I pray, that Donald Trump is well protected, for he truly is going to be our last hope.
(Thanks to Madmemere) 
Nobody Flashes Some Magic by SnapJack
Nobody Flashes
Kids that bug their parents for magic trick boxes, I have found, always go by a different DNA. And here’s one of those quirky kids.
Poor mom.
Okay. I would watch out for this guy at the Casino.
He’s pretty good.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: The Day Einstein Feared Most
Nobody Gets Email
Okay, I’m late getting here this morning…and I got an email that I was going to post that was pretty depressing so I have decided to put that off until Monday, BECAUSE. It’s the weekend!
The birds are singing! The trees are GREEN! The Grass is GREEN! I’m putting my cell phone in a room I never go into! I’m going out to enjoy nature! Weeee….!
Okay, I dream. This is house cleaning day. (sigh)
And speaking of cell phones…here’s a little reminder of how they have affected our lives.
(Thanks to J.R. )
Planning the Honeymoon
A day at the beach.
Having dinner with your friends
Having a conversation with your Bestie.
A visit to the museum.
It’s here.
Nobody Remembers: Newt Gingrich
Nobody Remembers
Newt Gingrich has been all over the cable stations, praising Trump. So, what’s going on? The Rino’s put Paul Ryan as a Trump check in the House, are they trying to put Gingrich as a check into the VP slot?
Will Trump pick the globalist as his VP to satisfy the Rino’? After all, Ronald Reagan pretty much did the same thing with Daddy Bush.
I found this video on Infowars…and it’s a good history of Newt and his past history of siding with the globalists, despite his always very patriotic talk.
If you don’t know much about Newt, this is a good explanation.
Nobody’s Perfect: Thomas Sowell
Nobody’s Perfect
—- I have been a big fan of Thomas Sowell for decades. Of all the conservative pundits writers, I found that Mr. Sowell always said what seemed to make the most sense. He’s always been brilliant.
Simply brilliant.
But…Nobody’s Perfect. Mr. Sowell, has finally broken his record of perfection…due to his opinions of Donald Trump.
Here’s his latest article called Grim Choices, and my usual Nobody rebuke.
His opening paragraph sets the tone:
“We must frankly face the fact that the front-runners in both political parties represent a new low, at a time of domestic polarization and unprecedented nuclear dangers internationally. This year’s general election will offer a choice between a thoroughly corrupt liar and an utterly irresponsible egomaniac.”
Come on. Get Real. Obama has already put us at unprecedented nuclear dangers, where have you been Thomas? While we all agree that Hillary is a corrupt liar, compared to the egomaniac in the White House, Donald Trump is Mother Teresa. Obama has set the stage for the U.S. to be attacked again, and with his deal with Iran, it’s bound to be nuclear.
What? If we ARE attacked are you going to blame Trump should he become President? Did Clinton get blamed for 9/11? He should have been. George Bush wasn’t the only one who pushed off the threats. EVER so polite…both of them. EVER so…politically correct. So full of ….finesse. So wonderful…so Presidential.
I’m glad they made the history books on their manners.
And as far as being a egomaniac…are you basing that on Trump’s habit of putting his name on all his buildings?
I thought you were a great “economist?” Trump has wisely build his name as his “brand.” Many in the business have done this…SEE ENTIRE LIST HERE.
Procter and Gamble being one. Colonel Sanders…Hey…he has his face on every chicken bucket! How many buildings does Robert Byrd have his name on?
You want an egomaniac? Look no further than Mitt Romney, who is so MAD that Donald Trump might become president,he is seriously thinking of running as the third party. Forget the “I am such a good Mormon” cover. It stinks of “I didn’t win and I deserve it.”
And how about Hillary? No ego there? Clearly Mr. Thomas, you’ve been in academia much too long.
Thomas goes on:
“Apparently some Republican leaders have opted to try to make the best of a bad situation by creating at least the illusion of party “unity” going into this year’s elections. But the toxic image of Donald Trump can follow the Republicans repeatedly in future elections.”
You’re kidding me. “toxic image”? What? What’s toxic about a man who speaks the truth? To real Americans Donald Trump’s rants of short and sweet “call it like it is” burps, are a sweet perfume of fresh air.
What? The Politicians are offended?
GOOD!
Americans have been muzzled far too long. When Trump called Rosie O’Donnell a Bimbo we all applauded.
Are you so afraid that Trump might call Putin a dictator and Putin will attack us?
Are we not now to call a spade a spade? Do you really think that China, Iran, or Putin will attack us because of something Trumps says? Really? You think Donald is Rodney Dangerfield?
Yes, Thomas Sowell is worried:
“But nuclear annihilation is one of the few prospects that are even worse — and a man with a runaway egomaniac may not have the finesse or the depth to steer through troubled international waters that include a nuclear Iran and a nuclear North Korea.”
Clearly, Mr. Sowell is very afraid that Donald Trump will launch nukes. The “elite” Thomas Sowell, and his “elite” friends at the Heritage Foundation, look at the lowlife of Donald Trump as Rodney Dangerfield from Caddy Shack.
Are you as sick as I am of the snobs?
Has he noticed that we are being threatened every other day with nuclear destruction by North Korea, AND Russia? The Bushes were warned about 9/11 but did nothing to stop it. Do we want more of that in the White House? Polite men who are afraid to stand up to bullies?
Besides…there are already according to the FBI thousands of terrorists inside our country. Trump will have to deal with them first.
Donald Trump says that he want to remind our enemies that we have nukes and are not afraid to use them. That doesn’t mean he will.
Hillary may not use nukes, but then again, Hillary really doesn’t care if Americans die now does she?
(You’re rich. Build yourselves a bunker.)
He goes on:
“Some have argued that a President Trump could surround himself with experienced and savvy advisers to cover for his own shallow understanding of many national and international issues. But Barack Obama has already shown us that a headstrong egomaniac can ignore even unanimous advice from military advisers. That is how he pulled troops out of Iraq and set the stage for ISIS.”
This is one of the WEAKEST argument every penned by Thomas Sowell. Right. Trump would be like Obama. Sure. Really bad. Not even a close cigar.
Thomas is so afraid of Trump, that he is actually praying for both Hillary and Trump to fail, so that the House would pick the President. He thinks that Trump will DOOM the party.
It SHOULD be doomed. There is NOTHING conservative about the GOP. There is nothing conservative about putting your stock portfolio’s first over Americans and wanting an elite class to rule.
And here where Sowell forgot to take his meds:
“Immediately after electing a President with virtually no track record, on the basis of rhetoric and symbolism, and seeing disaster after disaster during his administration, many are now prepared to do the same thing all over again.”
NO track record?
NO TRACK RECORD?
Donald Trump has done more in his lifetime that Obama ever DREAMED of accomplishing before he was anointed Pharaoh. . In fact, I would offer to say Donald Trump has done more in his lifetime that has affected the ordinarily Americans, in a GOOD way, than Thomas Sowell.
What…only politicians can run for President? A man who has made a success out of every project he attempts is worth less because he wasn’t trained in Harvard?
Well, too bad. We’re sick of Politicians, and their ivy league academies from Harvard and Yale ruining the world.
The problem with Thomas Sowell, is sadly, he has been in academia too long. It’s one thing to write about economics, it’s quite another to actually RUN a business.
He never has.
Trump has.
It’s like learning parenting from books, and then actually having to parent a child. NO books can prepare you.
There’s academia..and then there’s real life.
Okay. I’m hoping Thomas Sowell has more brains than this article…I still think he’s a genius…but even geniuses aren’t perfect. Even geniuses make BIG mistakes.
I have always been a student of Thomas Sowell. But the student in me has left the building
The Teacher, needs to retire. I’m with Rodney.
Warnings…By a Despairing Brit to the World, on the E.U.
Nobody’s Fool
I saw this on Twitter the other day, and was so moved by it, I wanted to share it. England will soon vote whether they keep their country, or give up all their rights to the E.U. It’s almost unbelievable that the country that gave us the blueprints for our own republic, should listen to their elite “leaders” and vote to give up their rights to a few unknown men in Brussels.
David Cameron, had Barack Obama come over to tell the British people to give up England. Globalists both. Once this happens, the people will have a say no more in their future or lives.
We don’t get to talk to the British people much, so this video gives us a glimpse into the soul of the “natives” who call England their home.
This man, with great passion, puts forth a most mesmerizing argument as he sees his country disappear. He speaks for us all.
Listen…like you, my time is precious, and this is 30 minutes long. But…I promise, I will never post a ‘long’ video on this blog unless I think it’s worth the time to watch.
I hope you find the time. The man, is brilliant.
Enjoy!
Donald Trump & The Elite Drunken Birds of Fraud and Waste
Nobody’s Opinion
Remember when Donald Rumsfield, on September the 10th, announced that $2.3 trillion dollars had gone missing from the Pentagon? The next day the Accounting Office of the Pentagon was destroyed on 9/11. The subject was never brought up again.
The media hardly EVER talks about the trillions, and billions of our tax dollars that are wasted every single day, and in the meantime, nobody in our government ever goes to jail.
Last week, the battle was ignited between the economic guru, Paul Ryan, against the billionaire, Donald Trump.
I’m hoping Trump puts water boy Ryan in his place.
Paul Ryan, wants to basically cut Social Security and Medicare…but Donald Trump says…no. We don’t have to do that, just cut the waste, get the jobs back, and pay the people who got their money basically stolen out of their paychecks, let them get what they deserve.
Damn right. The government is a greedy money hog and they have been raping the American taxpayers for years.
For instance, nobody knows what happened to the trillions that were taken from the Pentagon before 9/11,…but somebody DID find out, that when Hillary Clinton was in charge of the State Department, you and I, and every hard-working man and woman in this country, were building Mosques all over the Middle East thanks to Hillary Clinton.
I didn’t know that…did you? (see video above)
Donald Trump should bring THAT little bit of information up in his speeches, don’t you think? In the meantime, American roads, and bridges, and cities are crumbling. But little Johnnie Jihad is being given a nice place to train.
Yes, trillions of our taxes, are wasted every year, on the most stupidest projects:
Some of my favorite are funding for stupid things like these:
What makes goldfish feel sexy?
It must have been a hard task to find THAT out, because they wasted $3.9 million of your tax dollars on it. They could have least done the experiment on Salmon..something that people need more of.
Where does it hurt the most to be stung by a bee?
$1 million. I might have thought this one worthwhile if Harry Reid would have been the subject.
How many shakes does it take for a dog to dry off?
$390,000 dollars were spent on this experiment. Hey, I would have done this for a mere $100,000 and saved the government money.
And my personal favorite:
Do drunk birds slur when they sing?
That cost $5 million. They could have found that out in five minutes…just slip Hillary a few and ask her to sing “God Bless America.” That would have been for the cost of a bottle of vodka.
Wait…I’m insulting the birds..
Okay..it’s HARD to believe the government would waste our money on such ridiculous stuff…unless of course the point of the government is to bankrupt the U.S. so that they can form their One-World-Borderless government.
And that IS the point…clearly.
So…next time you hear the arrogance of Paul Ryan, saying that Donald Trump needs to come to HIS table of economic conservatism..ask yourself how much more of a sucker do you want to be?
Read THIS list from the Heritage foundation, which includes such annoying revelations as this:
Washington will spend $2.6 million training Chinese prostitutes to drink more responsibly on the job.
It’s clear, Ryan…you lose. Donald Trump will cut a lot of this crap out.
And America will be greater for it.
I’m tired of watching Obama and Michelle spending billions on vacations while we are browbeat by the elites in D.C. who want MORE from us.
And if Donald Trump does not get elected?
Then D.C. will spend even more money next year….on prostitutes, and we will all have to learn Spanish.
And I’ll be getting drunk with my birds.
Nobody Flashes Gobble Talk
Nobody Flashes
Here is ONE talent I wish I had. This little boy has it down.
This cracks me up. I think Turkeys share DNA with politicians. Listen…Tell me if they don’t all sound like this.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: Her First Date
Nobody Gets Email
Do you remember any of your first dates? I have tried HARD trying to remember my first date with my husband, and I can’t. Not because of my memory, but because he never did ask me out. We just sort of hung out together. In fact, I don’t even remember him asking me to marry him. I just remember we would both call each other on the phone before we went to bed, and I kept falling asleep, and so somehow we decided we’d better just get married because neither one of us were sleeping. We just couldn’t hang up. It was getting ridiculous.
Yes..he was smooth. No first date, no proposal…what the hell was I thinking? (What…sex?) Anyway, we’ve been married now for…over twenty years. Might be twenty-three. Might be twenty-four. I don’t pay attention to these things. I figure once you get over five years, its smooth sailing….he remembers for both of us.
BUT…this email caught my eye. This couple had a very memorable first date…and I think it’s for real because it just too typical not to be true.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to J.R. )
Her First Date
If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter…Snowing and quite cold… and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. ! ! They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point here she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car’s fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date’s concerns about’ what is taking so long’ with a reply that indeed, she was ‘freezing her butt off’ and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be ‘pants down’. And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno’s comment… ‘This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.’
Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
How Will Obama’s Muslim Refugees Deal with Transgender bathrooms?
Nobody Knows
Okay. We’ve finally figured out that Obama is a Muslim.
Now, can we all agree that the man is gay? And maybe Joan Rivers was right. Maybe Michelle truly IS a transvestite. Ever watched the two of them work out?
There has never been, in the history of most people’s lives, ANY problem whatsoever with gays, or ‘transgenders’ as Obama has so lovingly named them, going into public bathrooms.
First: Most of them did not DRESS like the opposite sex, unless it was on the weekend and then they all had their very own nightclubs and places to hang out. Nobody bothered them. They were such a small percentage of the population, that it was never a problem.
But Obama has decided that this is a bigger crisis than ISIS, so he is going to mandate and insist that all bathrooms become…available to everyone.
WASHINGTON — In the middle of a legal fight with North Carolina over transgender rights, the Obama administration is planning to issue a sweeping decree telling every public school district in the country to allow transgender students to use the bathrooms that match their gender identity.
The letter to school districts that will go out Friday describing what they should do to ensure that none of their students are discriminated against, signed by officials of the Justice Department and Department of Education, does not have the force of law. But it contains an implicit threat: Schools that do not abide by the Obama administration’s interpretation of the law could face lawsuits or a loss of federal aid.
The dirty secret is, these places are already all over the country.
I remember the first time my husband and I went into one. It was a bathroom for BOTH…men and women.
I didn’t even want to go into it with my own husband. I kept thinking: What if my husband wasn’t here? What if there was a strange man, would I make polite conversation with him while I was washing my hands? Would he be thinking of sex with me while he was washing his hands? Would I just wait outside until he left?
And let’s not even talk about the difference between the plumbing.
So…I want to know, what are the MUSLIMS going to do about this? How is a Muslim in school, going to feel with having a boy in her bathroom? Or how is a Muslim man going to feel when a ‘lesbian’ walks into his bathroom?
Will the American Muslims be exempt from using the bathroom with other children?
Adding to the insanity, Target has allowed this new Obama law to go into effect in all Target stores, and their stock crashed over $2 billion dollars. The CEO, Brain Cornell, compares this to the blacks not being allowed in the stores so long ago.
Let’s ask the black people what THEY think about it.
Target’s stock fell by 5.43 percent during the day, more than rivals J.C. Penny, which was down 2.47 percent. and Wal-Mart, down 2.75 percent. But other retailers lost heavily – Kohl’s was down 6.02 percent and Sears dropped by 5.35 percent, amid bad news from President Barack Obama’s tepid economy.
Most people don’t mind some really flamboyant flaming transsexual going into the girls bathroom…the famous ones we all know like Bruce Jenner.
But these are dangerous times. Especially when we have a President that is a sick, sick, cookie. Who knows what men will take advantage of this new Obama tyranny.
AND BY THE WAY, Mr. “I want to be President NOW…Mr. Paul Ryan” Why aren’t you talking about THIS?
Or…will you say that a President has the right to declare that all men and women should share bathrooms. It’s Constitutional.
RYAN! Is Trump doing this kind of shit? Really. Why don’t you attack the REAL tyranny right in front of you!
This is such a non-issue, but for a control freak/gay psychopath like Obama..It’s too perfect.
This is an attack on all our freedom and privacy.
I predict, gun sales for women will go sky-high.
Nobody Wins
I’ve been waiting for this:
Some psychiatrist (sorry, I lost the page due to a power outage) explains WHY liberals are #$&-up.
Personally, I’d put Glenn Beck in this category, even though he claims to be a conservative.
Whoever said “Liberalism is a disease is right.”
Frankly, I wish more psychiatrists would come out and explain Obama, and Hillary.
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Based on strikingly irrational beliefs and emotions, modern liberals relentlessly undermine the most important principles on which our freedoms were founded,” says Rossiter. “Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave.”
“A social scientist who understands human nature will not dismiss the vital roles of free choice, voluntary cooperation and moral integrity – as liberals do,” he says. “A political leader who understands human nature will not ignore individual differences in talent, drive, personal appeal and work ethic, and then try to impose economic and social equality on the population – as liberals do. And a legislator who understands human nature will not create an environment of rules which over-regulates and overtaxes the nation’s citizens, corrupts their character and reduces them to wards of the state – as liberals do.”
“The roots of liberalism – and its associated madness – can be clearly identified by understanding how children develop from infancy to adulthood and how distorted development produces the irrational beliefs of the liberal mind,” he says. “When the modern liberal mind whines about imaginary victims, rages against imaginary villains and seeks above all else to run the lives of persons competent to run their own lives, the neurosis of the liberal mind becomes painfully obvious.”
Nobody’s Fool: Captain Clay Higgins
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s a real true blue and tried American, taking the time, to make this video, with great heart…and saying what many Americans feel.
Captain Clay Higgins is Nobody’s Fool, and I for one am certainly glad he walks the planet.
Listen, and enjoy. You won’t hear this on your local cable news station.
(Thanks to madmemere)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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