The Conservatives ALWAYS Do It Better!
Nobody Cares
Obama was trying to be cute last week…making fun of Romney by making up a disease:
“He’s forgetting what his own positions are.” the president said of Romney. “And he’s betting that you will, too. I mean he’s changing up so much, backtracking and sidestepping. We’ve got to name this condition that he’s going through. I think it’s called Romnesia. That’s what it’s called. I think that’s what he’s going through.”
You know Obama didn’t think that up. Some writer thought of that for him. The democrats have stooped to name calling. But in this video, we see a conservative writer take the art of name calling to a whole new…galaxy. Compare the difference.
Obama: Kintergarden. This video: Professor.
That’s why conservatives should rule.
Oh Dear…Is It Halloween AGAIN?
Happy Halloween!
I have no idea what to say…so, here’s a few pics taken last year on Pattie’s porch…where right now, I’m sure, Pattie is giving out loads of candy to all the cutties. Oh…..that’s my friend Pattie’s Indian Headdress that is REAL. So Pattie, if you read this: Save a few of those candy corns for me! And a few of my favorite Pumpkin carvings. Everyone that’s not in the East…be safe…and for those sitting in the dark tonight, what a great time to tell a few ghost stories. If you don’t know any, drag out Stephen King. He’ll scare anybody.
H/T Potluck
And the Virgin Vote For Sex Oscar Goes To…..Australia!
Nobody Knows
I have avoided posting this ad for Obama, because it’s just so embarrasing…I couldn’t help but wonder if women really are so stupid now, that they think that IF they vote for Obama, they might have sex with him. They left loves this bimbo, she is so creative! So original! So cool!
THEN it was reported that Lena Dunham was not so original (They claim she thought this little “lose your virginity”) concept all by herself.
Then it came out that Putin used it FIRST.
BUT—-Let’s get the record straight: It was Sarah Hansen-Young, Green Party women from Australia that had them BOTH beat! And notice, she actually looks like she would be good at phone sex..unlike Lena, who you can’t picture doing anything but buying really ugly jewery and getting a tatoo on her butt saying she voted for Obama. I’m not sure she’s READY for sex.
What’s the message? SLUTS VOTE!
Good god. This is solid proof that all liberals and communists think all women are good for is sex. They HAVE no brains.
Now we know. Lena copied Putin who copied Sarah Hanson Young…Australia. The Brits are FIRST again!
(Thanks to amfortas)
Nobody Gets Email: Biden Vs Biden
Nobody’s Email
This video was just too funny and on the mark NOT to post…Remember this man is one click away from the Presidency if Obama should stay in power.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Perfect: Obama Has Binders Too!
Nobody’s Perfect
Today, we see that Obama has binders too!
Somebody should check to see just HOW many women have been put in Obama’s binder.
Having said that: To come out with a plan a few weeks BEFORE the election?
Sort of like: “Don’t have time to read it? Well..I WAS going to wait until after the election to put it out, but uh…uh…I thought you might have to read it to see what’s in it!”
(Notice how THIN it is.)
So, let me get this straight. Obamacare was about a trillion pages long…and that’s was just one aspect…but his plans for “jobs” is only about two pages?
Which means the women’s section on jobs might be a full paragraph, and the rest is about electric cars and solar panels.
Proof that Harvard is way overpriced.
Mr. President: Don’t you know NOBODY puts women in binders anymore? For SHAME.
Nobody’s Email: The Perfect Political Tee-Shirt
Nobody’s Email
Funny thing about email..there seems to be a lull in the conversation. Hmmmm…or I get such big bunches of stuff to read, I can’t find the time. Do you have that problem?
Anyway, here’s a picture I thought was worth showing. I’d love to get one of these.
(Thanks to Tom Bebee)
Nobody’s Email: Deer Warnings Signs–Need to Move
Nobody Gets Email
I haven’t heard from my liberal friend in a while, but last night he sent me this gem. At first, I couldn’t believe this woman was serious..I thought it was a joke, but then, as you listen, you realized…she REALLY thinks they should move the Deer Warning signs to get the deer to cross somewhere else.
Hey…enjoy it! I did. I bet you this lady also thinks Mitt Romney is putting women in binders.
(Thanks to J.R.)
Nobody Needs Some Comic Relief
Nobody Wonders
I don’t know how these people do such funny video’s, but I’m hoping for more! The wigs alone crack me up.
After last night’s debate, I have a terrific headache from even thinking about all the spin…so this afternoon…I just want to laugh. Feel free to join in.
The Truth According to Thomas Sowell And Clint Eastwood
Nobody Reports
Many of my readers know, that Thomas Sowell is not only one of my favorite writers, he’s one of America’s leading philosphers, and political pundits. Here Thomas expresses, as he so often does, what many of us are thinking…How in the world did Obama get in office?
And here’s another “parody” by Clint Eastwood, just to warm us up for tonight townhall debate…GO MITT!
Nobody Flashes Paul Ryan’s Girl
Nobody Flashes
Paul Ryan has a fan who wanted to show her appreciation to Paul Ryan for his “fiscal” knowledge…I really enjoyed this one, because I used to sing this in a band way back when, and I had a lot of fun with it. I am regretting YouTube being invented too late for ME to give this girl some competition!
I can’t help but thank this girl for just having too much California fun! Not to mention there is a good shot of Ryan’s hard-worked abs. (Yes, the girls get some eye candy.)
Enjoy!
(Thanks to amfortas)
Nobody Flashes Hilter’s Remarks About the Debates.
Nobody Flashes
I know this video is getting worn out, with people putting words for Hitler to speak, but this one is especially funny because in a certain spot…one girl grabs another girl and says “Don’t worry, we will still get free birth control.”
It’s worth watching again when on a Sunday Afternoon.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: Winston Churchill & Barack Obama
Nobody Gets Email
Leave it to my dear friend in Australia to find this gem: Enjoy! 
(Thanks to amfortas)
There Is Nothing Nobel About Giving the Nobel Peace Prize to the EU
Nobody Cares
I’m sure all the citizens of the world are celebrating the news released today that the EU, has received the Nobel Peace Prize….for keeping the peace in their countries. And as you can see by these pictures, peace reins throughout the European Union…the people are happy and content. We applaud the elites in Brussels for giving this prize to themselves, because if it was put to a vote by the people in the EU, I doubt it would have made the headlines today. One can only wonder what would happened if “war” broke out. Poor Mr. Clinton, missed it again. Congratulations to the people of Europe. You have all–just been ignored by the one percent. Don’t forget to give those elites in the EU your vote! Wait, you can’t vote for them? Oh…well then, enjoy the flowers, and remember…somebody is getting millions…and it’s not you…so keep being peaceful…who knows? Maybe they’ll get the prize again next year too…because NOBODY wants Bill Clinton to get one. I think we should make him sweat.
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Nobody’s Perfect: The Empty Chair VS the Pregnant Woman
Nobody’s Perfect
Art…we are told its in the eye of the beholder. Here we see two comparisons of the latest art projects, one suggested…one actually implemented.
FIRST: Damien Hirst, who seems to think that pregnant women look the best just before giving birth, has set his statue in the lovely town of Devon…and not everyone is happy about it:(Notice his own excitement!)
Hundreds of residents looked with a mixture of emotions today after a sculpture of a huge, naked, heavily pregnant woman with a sword arrived in their seaside town on a flatbed trailer.
It was their first glimpse of the controversial 70ft tall statue by Damien Hirst which has stirred up controversy since he announced plans earlier this year to “loan” it to Ilfracombe, Devon, until 2032.
A report to the council said objectors considered the statue to be “outrageous, immoral, bizarre, obscene, offensive, disgusting, distasteful, embarrassing, grotesque, disrespectful, insensitive, inappropriate, a monstrosity, tasteless, ugly, vulgar and not in good taste”.
Evidently she is standing on a bunch of legal books, so what does the artist mean? Woman should be the arbitrators of the law because they bear the children, and so if not obeyed they will take a sword to your head?
SECOND: This artist wants to put a replica of Obama, on Mt. Rushmore. And being the creative guy that he is, he has suggested…the empty chair.
What do we get from this symbolism? And most importantly, can it be done?
The good news is: I would suspect that many in America would object just as strongly as their Devon counterparts to this obscene gesture placed next to our greatest Presidents, Obama not being one of them.
Nobody Suggests —the two artists get together and set that mother down on that empty chair, pushing her sword with both hands through that great monstrosity called ‘Obamacare’ …which is lying at her feet. And put THAT statue right front of some Catholic maternity ward.
What? Did you think I was going to point out that Obama’s first debate was not nearly as perfect as he can do…but just about as bad as it could be?
Uh…I just did…in my own artistic way!
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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