And Now, A Word From Our Sponcer…
Dear God,
it’s been a while since I’ve written you…but as you often do, you visited me this morning while I was lying in the water, looking up through the leaves of my favorite tree. The sun was hitting just a clump of leaves on the branch above my head, and the beauty of it was so emotional, I found myself overwhelmingly thankful just to be alive, at that very moment. To have eyes to see the glory of the yellow light shining through the green leaves against the clearest of blue skies. To breath in the freshest of air. I just cannot believe that anybody on the planet cannot see, all around them…you. To me, you are as real as the oxygen in the air, and it’s beyond my comprehension that so many people don’t see…or feel…your presence. It’s as if…they were born blind.
Because I do. And I have ever since I was a child….so, as I see from this great masterpiece called the Hubble, you are very busy…birthing stars, destroying planets, moving energy, spiraling galaxies, and then there’s us.
What to do with us? The earth is much like the rest of the universe: there are stars being born, (astronomers, inventors) galaxies (countries) colliding and destroying each other, stars and plants rotating around central suns, (families) and dark matter (love) holding it all together.
Because with all the terrible things happening in the world, surely we would have blown ourselves up without SOMETHING holding us all together. Some people would say it’s fear. Or love.
I think it’s you. Take a bow, God, Keeping earth together has NOT been easy.
Did you hear me complaining out loud this morning? I know, it’s the same old stuff that many of us complain about. One planet and all these nutty people…you would think, they would look up in the sky once in a while and go.
And I’m tired. It seems the more I understand, the more depressing it gets. I don’t know who said “Ignorance is bliss” but I bet he’s a distant cousin of mine.
The people running the planet are like black holes: Putin, Obama, Hillary, Assad, Saudi, Ried, Pelosi, the Fed, China, North Korea,, Iran…and the breaking up of thousands of years of human traditions, sucking the life and hope out of the people of the earth. It’s like, nobody can escape them.
How can you do that God? All the same rules abide throughout the universe. Humans need oxygen to breathe and freedom to advance. Maybe some of that dark energy is getting in the water.
Mmmmm…Michelle is telling us to drink water now. She likes playing God. As if…we don’t drink water.
You see? Okay. So I’m crazy. Blame yourself. 
So, while I have your attention, a few requests are in order: Help all the people out there who are living paycheck to paycheck, make it to another paycheck. (ahem)
Whoever is starting all those god awful fires out West….well…some instant karma would be nice. Go ahead. Hit them upside the head with a smoke bomb.
Try to give the winning Powerball number to someone who deserve it. ( I consider myself worthy…just so you know.)
Help my 14-year old dog, KoKo, live another healthy year.
And hey…it’s been awhile since we’ve seen a miracle. How about sending a Moses from the people of America, to lead the world back from the abyss of despair, and America into recovery?
Compared to all the billions of other stuff you have going on..I know…it’s pretty small, but humans are pretty special, don’t you think? We COULD be one of your finest creations if you just give us a chance.
You know, I saw Justin Beiber tonight dancing as a Tufu Square on Saturday Night Live. Did you catch that? You should have. Humans do have a good side to them. They do the strangest things.
Like write God letters knowing that the NSA will be looking at this someday, and put it in my medical record that I’m nuts. It’s Okay. That’s a small price to pay just to get to talk to you.
But…just in case…a very small comet could destroy that whole NSA building God. Just a small one. After hours…you know…don’t hurt anyone.
You know I love you God. And one of the reason is: YOU made all those people who made the Hubble telescope!
(Okay..people…that’s your cue. IF you like stars and wonder like I do about the universe, give this video a watch. It’s really very good.)
Thanks to Ant…because God made him send this video to me as I was just sitting here wondering what in the WORLD I was going to write about.
Nobody’s Email: Bowling for Obama, and Cats
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It is just a gorgeous day here in St. Louis, so I’m just going to pass along some of my favorite email pictures….a cat I would NOT want to brush, a kitten that is too adorable, a real Obama bowling alley in Florida, where it is said the scores are very high, and a paradox.
And now…I’m going to.take a nap! And you thought I was going to do something really important.
Nobody Cares About Michael Moore
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Michael Moore, probably the first socialist-capitalist-pig in America, is getting a divorce:
Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore has filed for divorce from wife Kathleen Glynn. The story appears in Michigan’s MLive. The Moores have been married since 1991 but have been together much longer than that. They are said to have a net worth of around $50 million. All of Moore’s hit movies– from Roger and Me to Sicko– have been made during the marriage. Glynn was a producer on several of the films and worked with Moore for at least 20 years. The couple otherwise has no children.
So we can only guess why: Too many Fast Food Nation hamburger? Not enough Bowling for Dollars nights? The feminists should ask, did he beat her when she said she actually LIKED Hostess cupcakes? Has she got another man? Was she sick to death of listening to him talk about Hillary Clinton?
You know what?…Nobody Cares.
Nobody Flashes :Tornado!
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As many of you know, my street was hit by an F2 tornado only a month ago, and I was very lucky. Only four of the houses in the neighborhood were destroyed completely, but if you stand on my roof, you can look all around and all you see is blue tarps. Mostly on my block, great big trees went through houses.
And tonight, we are being warned that the same front that did so much devastation to Oklahoma yesterday, is heading this way again.
Anyway…while London had the blitz, it seems Mother Nature does much the same job. There’s great beauty in a storm, and great destruction.
All we can do is pray for these poor people. As for myself, I’m sleeping in the basement tonight.
Here’s some pictures, that you may or may not have already seen: The first is a super cell before the tornado storm, and then, the monster.
Nobody’s Fool: NOT Chris Matthews
Nobody’s Fool
I just spent the last ten minutes searching for a Chris Matthews video, in which he admits that Obama is responsible for all that has happened, and I thought it was such a remarkable moment coming from a man who has been so completely clueless for most of his adult life, I wanted to celebrate his rude awakening, even if it will only last a few minutes.
But…because Chris Matthews will now be coming out probably by tomorrow claiming that Hillary Clinton should be the next President, I’m going to go with this nobody cop from Portland.
He gave up the chase of some law-breaker to save the life of a mother duck and her babies.
The Portland Officer gets the Nobody’s Fool award for the week!
We have plenty lawbreakers in the world, and not nearly enough ducks.
Nobody’s Email: Money Well Spent
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Well, who wants to talk politics on a Sunday? This video may have been better posted around the Superbowl, but since I happen to be a fan of those beautiful horses, the Clydesdale, I wanted to share this. I HAVE to take a break from Obama at least one day a week.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Pattie)
Tornado’s Come and Go…But Real Men Stick Around
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For those of you who have been wondering what the heck happened to me and did not catch amfortas’ statement in the comment box, remember this: For me not to state my opinions daily, means that something is wrong: I’m either sick, or it’s an act of God, and in this case…a tornado hit my street.
Here’s what happened:
I live about seven miles away from where the Mississippi and the Missouri River join, and it’s prime territory for fluxuations in wind, and sometimes…we get tornadoes. Last year in St. Louis county, Lambert Field Airport (which is a five minute drive from my house) was hit with an F-5. The famous landmark where Charles Lindbergh took off in his Spirit of St. Louis was torn apart. I remember that night well. I was down in my basement praying that it would not come my way. It was that night that I decided to make a goal: inventory the whole upstairs for insurance purposes and get whatever I didn’t want to lose…downstairs by the next spring. But you know how life is: things happen, and I didn’t finish it. I was only halfway through. And I just had a gut feeling….I was running out of time.
Boy…was I ever right.
On April 10, last week, around 7pm, my husband and I were getting Chinese food at our favorite place down the street, and I heard the tornado sirens go off…but It didn’t upset me, because they go off all the time here and not much happens. After dinner, it was out to walk the dogs, but we only got half way down the street when the rain came down fast. As soon as we got inside, the power went out.
In a moment very uncharacteristic of him, my husband said we should go downstairs. As we lay in the dark on the bed in the basement, we were listening to my weather radio when I heard, “There is a reported touchdown in Hazelwood.”
“Wait…somebody just said a tornado touched down in Hazelwood!” I said.
My husband said, “No, he didn’t say that.” There you go. I lied. Sure. I didn’t hear that.
And then we both heard it. The wind. I didn’t hear a train, but a humongous WHOOOOoSSSSHHH! going down the sides of the house. Then, a sort of quiet. We had no clue how lucky we had been.
“We’d better go check the house.” I said. So, after the typical woman/man thing..”No YOU stay here.” we both went outside. It was still raining and lighting very hard. Part of our backyard fence had blown over, and my husband was tying it up with rope while I held the flashlight..both of us getting pelted from the cold wind and rain, and then I walked around to the front of the house and looked down the street.
It was dark, but all our neighbors were slowly coming out…and up the street, was the oldest tree (150) in the neighborhood, lying across the road. My husband went back inside, thinking that we were going in, and I said, “I’m going to go look at the tree.”
(What I didn’t tell him was that I was going exploring. It’s a bad habit of mine.)
As I walked up my street I saw all my neighbors coming out one by one, each one talking faster than the next: “Are you okay?” Most every house had trees fall through their roofs. Cars picked up, siding tossed in yards where it came from, who knew? Chimneys tossed, roofs off. It seemed that the three blocks before the tornado got to our street, the houses were completely destroyed. My street had actually been lucky. Even though every house had damage, the houses stayed intact. Evidently the tornado had touched down, then skipped up, just enough to rip up the trees, and throw them into the houses on our block. It zigzagged.
The good news: Nobody was hurt. Everyone had been in their basements, but one lineman had been electrocuted we heard later…going out that very night to take care of down wires.
Okay, you get it. If you’ve ever been in a tornado you know, people walking around, kids staring in shock, people crying. Every single house on the block had some kind of window or roof damage. It’s very sad to see the houses you’ve known for years get busted up. Trees you’ve grown up with, uprooted like mere toothpicks.
But it’s what happened AFTER the tornado that got me thinking.
After just twenty minutes, the men in the neighborhood all got out their chainsaws to remove tall the trees blocking the roads.
“Hey, I got a four wheel drive! Want some help?” Dozens of men got out their tools. The women of course looked shocked, but the men went right to work. Everyone was helping each other. Our men in the neighborhood cleared the fallen trees out the roads before anyone from the government came to help. And they did it fast, and in total cooperation.
It made me proud.
As the days went by, and I watched all the linemen come in from other states, the fact that all of them were men, made me wonder why do they keep trying to dish the good hard-working man? Don’t they see how desperately we need them?
It was amazing to see how quickly they worked to get the hundreds of telephone poles that were knocked down, up, and new ones in, and the electric back on, and they did it.
As a woman, I can’t help but love those guys. Men. Real men. Take their guns, their money, their families…for what? For the collective?
And then there was Pierce. Piece and his wife (a black couple) live two doors down, and they had a tree fall into their living room. The next day, all the neighbor men (all white) were helping him get a tree off his roof. These people were doing it because he is our neighbor, and a good man. He is an ex-marine, and a great addiction to our little neighborhood. He has the best lawn on the block. (He won’t tell us his secret though.)
At the end of the street, a new family of blacks move in, and there are about ten people living in this house, and they really don’t like white people. They had a party once, hip-hopsters walking all over the mostly white neighborhood, smoking who knows what in their cars.
And I will be called a raciest if I say it made me sad.
That night, I saw their three teenage black daughters walking around looking at the white men doing their jobs, with the most surprised look on their faces. We asked them if they were okay, but they didn’t talk back to us. I’m sure the damage they were looking at surprised them, but even more, I think they were shocked to see a real community…helping each other.
Now, skip ahead a few days.
My next door neighbor had a beautiful dogwood just snap at the base in her backyard. (see picture below) It had been cut up, but I was in the backyard picking up debris when I saw a group of people taking parts f the tree and dragging it into the front yard for pickup. There was more than one woman who looked like they really didn’t want to b there.
“Hey! Hi …everybody!.”I said cheerfully. And they all looked at me stone cold.
“Well gee…you’re a friendly bunch.” I said right to their faces. Come on…What? Was it my red sweat pants with the hole in the knee or my Russian hat?
I’m sorry, I don’t like being insulted.
Then the main guy came over and said, “I’m sorry…it’s just we’re all so tried. We’re teachers from the school and we’ve been doing this all day.”
Long story short…school was out, and the Hazelwood teachers were told to volunteer to go and help pick up the tree limbs. In other words, their government told them they must volunteer to do it. None of them wanted to actually DO physical work.
Well, the school kids have to volunteer their time to community service or they don’t graduate. They were getting a taste of their own “community socialist sweatshop” and they didn’t like it one bit.
As you can see from the pictures, my little neighborhood is still cleaning up. Windows blew out, trees fell on roofs, but it could have been worse. Someone could have died.
As for me, everyone was asking why in the world none of my trees went over. I’d like to say that God loves me, but all of my trees have porches of concrete over their roots. It was the concrete that held them from the wind gust I think.
It was sheer luck.
The good news is: I don’t have to rush my inventory anymore. I really don’t think a tornado is going to hit the same place this year….I’ll have more time to write.
The bad news is: Tornadoes are devastating people lives all over the country. Good thing we still have a lot of good men.
The 9-Year-Old Deep Thinker
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I got the biggest kick out of this kid. You have to admit, he is a deeper thinker than most of the population, very smart, and makes Joe Biden look like a 2-year-old in the brain department.
Something tells me he’ll end up being the next Carl Sagan when he grows up.
(Via Kim Komando)
Enjoy!
Nobody Gets Email: Dance to the SugarPlums in the Universe
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I love this. I have one childhood memory that sticks out from all the rest. I must have been all of three years old, because in the memory, I was sitting in the backseat of my Dad’s car waiting in the dark to pick up my mom at some store. The family moved to Naples, Florida when I was four…so therefore, I had to be three…since it was here in St. Louis.
It was Christmas time, and we were parked in a parking lot, outside a Mall. My father was in the front seat, and my mom seemed to be taking a long time. I remember the backseat seemed as big as a boat, and I was curled up with my favorite blanket and gazing high up into the sky. Minutes before I had heard the, “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” on the intercom outside, and asked about it, and I remember looking at my dad, and he told me the story of how all the toys in the Mall came alive and danced, to the music. I don’t know how he knew that, but I believed him, and my mind of course went crazy..picturing all the toys inside the mall…and what if I could locked inside for the night and watch them…oh boy, would mom and dad be mad? And oh boy…that was fun to think about that…and the music was like nothing I had ever heard before, because of course, my parents only listened to Benny Goodman. Dad must have seen it on Lawrence Welk because my grandmother always had that on every week.
It seemed we were there for hours, and I remember gazing up at the sky, and asking my father about the stars. I honestly think it was the first time I had really looked at them, and he must have told me there were millions and they were far away, and right away, I knew that I was the tiniest thing on the planet…no bigger than a grain of sand. It was at that moment that I realized this planet was tiny, I was even tineir…and it was the scariest thing imaginable. Maybe my father told me that…I don’t remember…BUT it put the most horrendous fear of how insignificant I was compared to that vast universe, that I hide under the blanket until mom got to the car. I was powerless. And if you think about it, my ‘Nobody” self is still under that blanket. (LOL!)
My love for music came from that moment I think. I became a musician, a dancer, and a lover of the stars. To this day, “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” is one of my favorite songs, and no matter WHERE I am when I hear it, I stop everything and listen to it all the way through.
Tchaikovsky suffered from deep depressions, and committed suicide. And yet, he left us a small universe of music….His star still shines in this little girl’s heart.
Somehow, music and the universe are meant to be one. Music IS math in so many ways.
My liberal friend just sent me an email..he was upset that in Texas they were thinking about teaching the kids about intelligent design along with evolution. Really, he was horrified. (He HAS no children of his own, and probably never will, being as he is 75.)
So I wrote him back and told him Einstein believed in intelligent design. (LOL!) And Einstein would agree, so many IQ’s…are lackig imagination. Without imagination, you are only halfway there.
Wait…Let’s make this complete: Here, close your eyes and picture yourself as that grain of sand in the vast universe and TELL me…this song doesn’t fit. I no longer hide under the blankets.
I just smile. And thankfully, I grew into my ears.
ENJOY! (Thanks to Ant)
Nobody Remembers, To Clean Out the File Cabinet…and Other Thoughts on Best Freinds
Nobody Remembers
I don’t remember the historian that said this…but this guy on C-Span said that the historians of the future are going to have a really hard time trying to figure out history. One of the reasons we know so much about our founders, he said… is that they kept their letters. Sometimes, even on a particular day, you could find out even if it rained. Jefferson wrote to Adams, Adams wrote to Abigail, Adams wrote to Jefferson, and the whole family kept dairies…George wrote to everybody…and they all wrote to each other.
When email came along, those of us who love to write were ecstatic—Wow…FREE mail! And we could get an instant reply! When it first came out…you did.
Then Twitter hit, and we are regulated to just “tweets” of our thoughts, which are being stored in the deep bowels of some building somewhere for who knows what purpose…and the letter writers of yesterday, are now bloggers
But for history’s sake, Nobody anymore keeps emails. If they do, they pile up in some cloud somewhere simply because the cost of ink and paper has gone up so much, it’s impractical. But— once upon a time—in a galaxy not too long ago…
I printed out my emails. I know…WHY?
As I sit at my computer, right next to me is my 4- drawer file cabinet. I haven’t opened it in ten years…nope..although its stuffed with what I once considered, very important printouts from my computer…now you SAVE everything onto something…anything but paper.
And I’ve decided to open those drawers once and for all, and clean them out.
I’m…a fool. BECAUSE…every drawer contains about 35 folders stocked full of papers, and I started out thinking: Okay, piece of cake. I’m just going to flick through this, and get it all done today. 
Ha.
So, I opened up the top drawer…got to the first folder, and the heading said: Emails. I started reading…and low and behold, I found out so many things I had forgotten, I just had to write THEM down. I found out the year I got our first BIGSCREEN TV: The year our heater and air conditioner broke at the same time and we had to cancel our trip to Florida to pay for new units: my son’s first job: The time my son had a party and someone puked into the hot tub and “mom ” had to drain it and clean it up the next day: The day First Lady Laura Bush’s secretary actually called me to ‘apologize’ for not answering my letter: The morning our old station wagon died and how we went out and bought our first Santa Fe that very night (with a light in the glove box that has never gone off.)
In other words…I found my history.
And so…in remembrance of our lives (I’m figuring mine is pretty normal) here’s a few paragraphs from some of the emails I sent to my friend Janet, who lives in Florida:
The Family Gets the FLU…
Jan 4, 2001
We were &$*% sick the whole holidays with a horrible, insidious stomach flu. The kind where you throw up everything you’ve eaten in the last two years, and then your vagina comes out. That’s after lying in bed for two days waiting to throw up. And freezing. Then a lull where you try to lie very still, and you eat a cup of Jell-O and then you are on the John for 6 hours, and if not for the TV and books in the bathroom you would go out of your &$%ing mind. Of course— I got it the worst, while I was cooking Christmas dinner and smelling food, my son gets it and starts crying he feels so bad, after complaining about throwing up— his teeth chattering from the cold, and I have to nurse him while my husband is downstairs throwing up and I’m praying that my mother doesn’t get it because it will kill her, and sure enough she gets it, but makes me feel worse because she just had it for one day, while I suffered a week. Her eyesight is better, her memory is better—god damn it. So, we had a real Merry Fucking Christmas.
May 19, 2001:The FIRST…my ‘opinion; on the Kentucky Derby:…To Janet….
The Saudi’s Get Revenge
Hey, did you watch the Preakness today? How about this…Point Return, the horse favored to win the Kentucky Derby, who is owned by a Saudi Arabian Prince lost to an American Horse named Marocos (sp) owned by a Tulsa Oilman. Mysteriously, right after the race, 500 mares in Kentucky, mostly the expensive racing ones, came down with a disease due to the grass. $253 million dollars in losses from this. So Today…Point Return comes in first and Marocos…dead last. Coincidence? Are we just a little scared? Nothing like a little horse biological weapon to get the point across I’d say. Yeah, I know, You think I’m crazy . But, I say, follow the money.
Both our Mothers Die in the Same Year….
July 23, 2001–And another…Janet’s mother and my mother died the same year, 2001. Her mother went in her sleep. Mine, wasn’t so lucky.
Mom had a major stroke, and I have been at the hospital day and night. She went in with a stroke and we had one nightmare experience after another. We found out days later that she also had a collapsed lung, then she got a bladder infection, then pneumonia, then her feeding tube came out, and she couldn’t be fed or get her medications for days, and today she had a feeding tube put into her stomach to be feed that way and the hospital she’s in has been hell, because they claimed she was brain-dead, while all the time she was talking to us, and we wanted her rehabilitated while they wanted her out. It had been hell and we have had to raise hell with the doctors, and nurses. Just today, after he operation the nurse told us, that not only was the food from her feeding tube– not going into her stomach, but they don’t know where it went. But to them from her pneumonia nothing was being suctioned out. And mom has slowly been losing her ability to speak, she is parlayized on one side and as if that wasn’t enough, her blood pressure goes up and down like a yo-yo. She now doesn’t remember where she lives but she told me she loved me tonight after not speaking for days. …
October 29, 2001—More…I am taking care of my mother at home. Janet…
Believe it or not, this is the first time I’ve had to write you a note…mom is sleeping and she doesn’t do that often. How are you doing? My life has been a nightmare since mom had her stroke of Friday the 13th…July. She was in the hospital for 5 weeks, then home for a while, then back for another week. She now has a j-tube through her g-tube and I’m praying the food stays down. Sometimes she know who I am, but mostly she just calls for me…I’m ‘mother.’ I’ve watched her suffer so much Janet and have been appalled at the medical attention she has gotten. In all, the hospital has made 9 life threatening mistakes, and even though we are out, they must be afraid of a lawsuit because they call every day to see how she is. I can’t believe she is alive, I can’t believe I have survived taking care of her. Mom had diarrhea for two months straight and I had a home nurse who wouldn’t change diapers. The poor thing stared vomiting badly and lucky I was there or she would choke on her own vomit.
Here’s what Janet wrote back:
Take care of yourself: We all have to live one day at a time now and be thankful for what we have and for the people we love and those that love us. Its all we can really hope for in life I think.
And THAT is why…I save my emails….my friends are incredible and extraordinary human beings. Janet’s advice is eternal. Life it tough…and the BEST thing you can have at your side is a true friend. 
I think I’m going to need another file cabinet.
Nobody Knows the Truth About Mercury
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Do YOU know how many hours are in a day on Mercury? I didn’t…58. I saw this and thought it was so funny I wanted to share it.
The truth is: It’s almost midnight, my husband’s mother died today, I forgot to thaw out the ravioli sauce for dinner, so ended up cooking French Toast—(And was craving salad) broke my video camera, and did not get into even THINKING about a blog today due to all the stress .. so all the “serious” stuff I WAS going to write about…can wait.
There’s been a death in the family. Even if she didn’t like me…(And that’s putting it mildly) she did something very right…she gave birth to my loving husband.
So, I needed a good laugh tonight.
That’s the truth.
Enjoy! And tell me if you don’t go to bed tonight trying to figure out the three spins in one year stuff.
Nobody Flashes FOR THE RECORD: Just Because…
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I’m still speechless. I’m thinking about going on a Gandhi fast in protest of yesterday.
I’m said I’m thinking.
Enjoy this while I think about it.











