Joyanna Adams

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A Christmas Song You Will Not Want to Miss…

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The Little Drummer Boy has never been one of my favorite Christmas songs…due to the fact that besides the words, the melody is very boring.

BUT…look at what great hearts and imagination can do to this: They beautifully transformed it into the wonders of the human soul. (not to mention, great special audio effects)

Enjoy!

December 1, 2013 Posted by | Christmas, music | , | 6 Comments

What is Miley Cyrus Trying to Tell Us?

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Everyone waited in anticipation for Miley’s Cyrus’s performance on the MTV Music Awards. Would she Twerk? Tweet? Trip? Yes, the whole world anticipated an even more salacious sexual move from Miley. Would she be like Madonna, and pull out a bed and have sex onstage?Lady Gaga had that covered having sex in the Oval office where she told the rapper President he could do whatever he wanted with her body.

Miley instead, knew she could not compete with the acts before her, so what did she do? She presented herself as a…what? A big Pussy!

We saw a giant kitten in space viral explosions, where the kitty cried, just like Miley. It was a kitty acid trip from the sixties.  The Grateful Dead meets Kitty Power!

I thought it was a bit—what? So here’s a few wonderments as to what exactly Miley artistically was trying to tell us and what this could possibly mean for her career:

  1. She is wearing the new Miley pussy cat apparel to be sold soon in your local Wal-Mart.
  2. She is starting a new designer jewelry line, where the largest bracelet will be selling for $500 at Macy’s.

  3. She wants everyone to know that she is really just a sweet pussy cat that everyone has misjudged as being a slut and she truly does have feelings.

Those were MY first thoughts. Now…my husband just walked into the room, and said this:

1. Which litter box would you change?

2.Which one licks itself?

3.Who coughs up the biggest hairball?

4. Bet you the one on the right is already spaded.

5. Whose going to have the biggest litter?

I try not to encourage him.

November 25, 2013 Posted by | humor, music, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

A Word From Our Sponcer….

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Sometimes…I just need to get away from politics.

October 18, 2013 Posted by | music | | Leave a comment

My Unforgettable Night

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I love music. Some of you know that I used to make my living as a musician. I was a drummer for many years, and then, switched to piano, and got jobs in hotels, restaurants, bars, wherever I could. At the time that I was working, this was one of my favorite romantic songs to sing.

And tonight, I ran across this video: Not only did Nat King Cole have one of the most beautiful male voices ever recorded, just to see this, his daughter, singing a duo with him AFTER he was dead, is just chilling. And the love that they had for each other…..not only unforgettable, but incredible.  In other words: Dads are needed JUST as much as a mother in a woman’s life. Look what these two did.

Unfortunately, the black fathers seem to be a thing of the past. (and orchestras too, sadly.)

Now, having said that: Here’s a fun story;

Back in the year, 2000, I went to Washington D.C., all by myself, because I had always wanted to see the sights. I booked the CHEAPEST hotel I could find online. It was somewhere near the Union Station. My flight arrived late at night and I was bored in the hotel room, so I went down to the bar…..only to find it was karaoke night and I was the ONLY white person there. The bar was packed with blacks.

Obviously, all these black people had good government jobs, I went and got a seat at the bar, and one black guy kept talking to me and buying me drinks.  He was with a table full of women, so I didn’t think too much of it.  Being happy just to hear all the great armature singers, he suggested that I get up and sing. In fact, he wouldn’t shut up about it. I made the mistake of telling him I used to sing for a living.

At the time, I was very familiar with tapes, because I worked in a karaoke bar for a year. I got the ‘list’ and the only one that I found that I maybe could sing, (because trust me, most of these people were good) was Unforgettable.   I didn’t really want to, but the guy kept bugging me. And after all, he kept bribing me with free drinks.

“The only one I think I could sing would be Natalie Cole.” I said to the guy. “I’ll tell you what. If YOU sing it with me, I’ll do it. ”

So we did. And he had a ….shocked look on his face. We made it through the song…but you should have seen his face. I’m not sure what he was expecting, but I wasn’t it.

Now…..little did I know that ONE of those girls at his table must have had it bad for the guy, because she started giving me the evil eye, after the song. I went back to the bar, but I could hear her and the guy fighting.

She didn’t seem to mind him talking to me at the bar…but SINGING Unforgettable with him? HA! She wanted me…dead I think.

I was thinking “Gimme three steps, Gimme three steps missy, Gimme three steps towards the door.”

Yep. I left. Went back up to my room.  She was a big woman. And had three very big girl friends.

And so now, whenever I hear that song….I always have to laugh.

The last time I sang Unforgettable, was really…., unforgettable.

What? Did you think this was going to be about sex? (Ha)

October 4, 2013 Posted by | Life, music, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes Dirty Laundry

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After last’s weeks crazy news cycle, I think we deserve a nice break. I haven’t been listening to much music lately, so I’m posting this for myself…

And YOU too!

Enjoy!

 

September 21, 2013 Posted by | music | | 2 Comments

Sometime the Best Never Make it to the Top, And Some AT the Top…Should Leave.

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I was deleting emails tonight when I found this on Kim Komando’s site. I have played in many bands, and I must say, that I never played in a band that had a bad guitar player. In fact, some of the BEST guitarist, believe or not, never make it big. They just play small towns, and do their thing.

Much like this guy. It’s one of the reason’s Youtube has changed the industry.  It’s a history of rock and roll riffs, and it’s really fun to watch. I know a few guitar players will watch this, and try it themselves.

You didn’t really want to hear what I thought about what John McCain said on Jay Leno tonight, did you? I didn’t think so.

Enjoy!

 

August 30, 2013 Posted by | music | | 1 Comment

Nobody Cares About Drummers

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–That I had such a busy day, I had no time to post. I was thinking about saying how “Nobody Cares” about Joe Biden’s hotel bill for one night in Paris was $580.000…but I got to thinking about what Bill O’Reilly might say, and it would have been a nasty blog.

So, here’s something I got from Kim Komando’s site that it really good. Being an x-drummer myself, I can tell how really difficult this all is. But the ending is so incredible…you have to see it to believe it.

They are the Top Secret Drummers from Edinburgh, and my god, are they good.

Enjoy!

March 22, 2013 Posted by | music | | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: O…M….G….

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I’m taking it easy this weekend….

So, here’s just a bit of joy, this boy will be BORED with piano by the time he’s ten.

Incredible.

February 23, 2013 Posted by | music | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes a Sunday Morning Song…

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Here’s one of my favorite songs from a woman I always thought was eons ahead of Joan Baez in every respect. The lyrics to this song… just kill me.

I can STILL sing most every song that Joni Mitchell ever wrote.

She was…and remains, an original.

Enjoy!

September 29, 2012 Posted by | music | , | 2 Comments

The Republicans are Rising and SO is Madison

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The Republican Convention is about to start! For those of you who would rather eat a raw jellyfish than watch politics, I present you a creative new  version of our National Anthem, presented by some fine young musicians with the name of Madison Rising.

ENJOY!!

(Thanks to my patriotic and very wise friend, Mona.)

August 28, 2012 Posted by | music, political races, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: John Lennon

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Sitting with my friends at the pool today, the subject was who was better…Elvis or the Beatles. One lady, who was older than I, thought the Beatles were too sisified. Elvis was more masculine. Well…being raised with the Beatles, I loved the music, so I just smiled and agreed. It’s just her opinion…mine would be different. My brother has a theory that everyone loves the music they loved in high school, and I think he is right. He should know, he’s got his own D.J. company…but sorry…off the subject here. What I wanted to talk about is this: John Lennon was no fool. Sure, at the end, he was on Nixon’s list of dangerous people, and no doubt did too many drugs for one lifetime, but let’s face it…he fell head over heels madly in love with Yoko Ono, and she was the love of his life. So, whether we liked it or not, we had to listen to Yoko scream, and she did affect the way he approached the public after the Beatles.  He made Yoko a star.

But he would have never even admitted that. (If you can’t see the video…go HERE.)

Yoko didn’t break up the Beatles. I think Paul got such a big head in the end, and was trying to make the Beatles “Paul’s” band, that the rest of them just got sick of it. You can see it all being played out in the film “Let It Be.” Yoko just became the scapegoat. If you have read many books, it was actually John’s genius who got the band up and running, and he was the leader for the ten years they worked in just clubs…and also was the main voice on all the beginning albums. Paul’s words at the induction of John Lennon to the Rock and Road Hall of Fame, were nothing short of..silly. He did not say ONE good thing about John’s talent…just how John had been there when they got to meet Elvis and the Supremes. I’m glad John didn’t hear it.

John was the heavier thinker of the group, and in the sixties, he was trying very hard to “give peace a chance.” Most conservatives think John was a big “lefty” but listen to the first five minutes of this. His thinking was much like our founding fathers…and I believe by the time he died, one of his friends said he did like Ronald Reagan, and was very much a conservative, and I believe him.

Sure…lying naked in bed was not exactly a great way to get people to think “Peace” but then again…John was just trying his best to bring, in his own way…sometthing good to the world. What else could he do? He was really, one of the most famous people in the world. At one time the Beatles actually WERE more popular than Jesus. John was right.

It was just a fact, and how they crucified him for it.

In my younger years I liked Paul, the “cute” Beatles, but now, I’m older and wiser. If I had a chance to talk to any of them…I would have ask to talk to John.

He really was…a genuis. (Okay, I’m a bit bias…but that’s just my Nobody Opinion. 🙂

August 9, 2012 Posted by | music, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Highway 61 is NOT Finished

“God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son”

Abe says “Man, you must be puttin’ me on” God says, “No.” Abe say, What?”

God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but the next time you see me comin’ you better run.”

Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?”

God says. “Out on Highway 61.”
                                                                             Bob Dylan

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Ahmadinejad is not shy about wanting to destroy every Jew on the planet. It seems his GOD is still having problems sharing the planet with the other GODs.

In a speech published on his website Thursday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said the ultimate goal of world forces must be theannihilation of Israel. Speaking to ambassadors from Islamic countries ahead of ‘Qods Day’ (‘Jerusalem Day’), an annual Iranian anti-Zionist event established in 1979 by Ayatollah Khomeini and which falls this year on August 17, Ahmadinejad said that a “horrible Zionist current” had been managing world affairs for “about 400 years.”

Nobody Thinks: Only 400?

Jews and the Muslims came out of the same desert, and on the slat of the Bell Curve, they should be more alike. The Jews were slaves first and their “god” was a jealous god, and he let them know it.

Both tribes were cut from the same father..Abraham. But the sons of Abraham—Ishmael and Isaac, were not cut from the same mother. Can we blame the mothers? Ishmael was a bully, and Abraham sent him and his mother Hagar away for picking on his younger brother. Later on God told Abraham to kill Isaac…to show his love for him. By all accounts, Isaac was the nicer kid.

The old testament God was not very lovable.

After the long exodus, it goes, God gave the Jews the ‘promised’ land. and he ordered them to go into Jericho and slaughter all the women and children, and ordered the Jews to not leave anyone alive.

Call me crazy, but that sounds just like something Ahmahdinjad would say.

Joshua took the battle of Jericho and the walls came tumbling down, and burnt it so badly that archeologists being paid big bucks STILL can’t find it.

So, why did these two genetically attached tribes of the ancient dessert have such different succeed rates?

Nobody Thinks: It was the Ten Commandments. Okay, it was a lot more than the Ten Commandments. Somewhere there’s a genetic scholar that believes it was in the genes. Ishmael was a bully…he spawned a whole line of bullies. Isaac was ALWAYS getting picked on. The Jews have had a history of just that.

All this time has gone by, and they are STILL waiting for Armageddon. God said the Jews were the chosen ones. Allah said the Islamists are the chosen ones.

Can I get a vowel here?

So…who’s going to win out in the end?

There’s an old Bible Story not much told about Joshua, and the Battle of Rephidim. While the Jews had been walking in the desert, they were having trouble finding water and food, but there was something else that scared them even more than dying on the desert floor: The Amalekites..the desert raiders.

Moses told Joshua to go and fight them. And Moses said he would stand on a high hill and raise his arms and pray to God, and as long as Joshua saw Moses arms raised, he would win the battle.

The battle began and the Jews held the line, Moses was holding up his arms to the sky, and then some of the men got excited, broke the line, and went after the swords of the Amalekites, then Moses arms fell down. The Amalekites came back, and Joshua, much like George Washington years later, ran after them, and rallied them back to fight.

The Jews won the battle.

And here’s the kicker, that makes me give a big chuckle.

When Joshua looked up at the hill, old Moses, who by then was over a hundred, had Aaron holding up one arm, and Hur the other.

I’m really not sure how to take that, but it’s funny.

Metaphorically speaking, you could say the Jews of 2012 have allies in war to hold up the hand of Moses: England and America. (Well, we hope. Not so sure with Obama)

Ahmadiemjad might have to wait another 400 years if he decides to attack the tribe of Joshua.

Highway 61 is yet to be finished.

August 3, 2012 Posted by | Bible, Islam, Jews, music, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

To Honor This Infamous Day in Tax History….

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To honor this infamous day in the history of the biggest tax increase in a nation’s history, (Obamacare upheld by the Supreme Court) I give you…

The perfect song…with a few added words by George Harrison.

Go ahead…sing along.

Also, remember, these two men George Harrison and Eric Clapton married the SAME woman, and here they were still playing guitar like old friends, after they both remarried.

Makes you wonder doesn’t it?

June 28, 2012 Posted by | music, Supreme Court, taxes | , , , , | Leave a comment

Barack Obama, Who’s Your Daddy? Who’s Your Mama?

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I love it when the country singers put their little guitar pickin’ fingers to good use…

This video is worth watching…simply because, it has a picture of Michelle that is downright scary. Really. I wouldn’t lie to you. Try to flash it out of you mind…I’m having trouble with that. Anyway…

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Floyd)

May 22, 2012 Posted by | music, Obama | , , | 2 Comments