Vernon Jordon: The Mojo Corporate Black Ace in the Hole
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Can anyone say…”FOUR!!!” Wait…Shultz doesn’t even play golf, poor guy. Or is he just observing the white socks? As Shultz would say if he had been their caddy for the day…
Nobody’s Perfect: Maxine Waters VS Janeane Garofalo
Nobody’s Perfect
Let’s just all admit it. If you have any tea party spirit at all, you just have to love these two riotous, rippling, ringleader raspers. Let’s take Maxine first. She is so mad at those white-lily, descendants of white-lily founders that she just has to come out and express her anger…”They can all go to Hell!”
Makes you just want to go out and find some other tea-party patriots, gather around the tea-party fire, and toast each other with a big glass of Sam Adams Beer.
Los Angeles, the city Maxine represents, is the finest example of just what hell looks like, or maybe it’s actually the real destination, and Maxine is the devil’s left-handed woman, so why she wants all the tea party people in America to show up on her doorstep is beyond me.
I just want her to get mad enough to throw that wig down, stomp on it, and then say, “I’m mad as hell, and I’m taking it anymore!” Come on Maxine..get that lily-white suit dirty! Obama can’t get mad, according to your big buddy Danny Glover.. but you can. Give us more!
And then, there’s Janeane Garofalo—the girl who couldn’t compete with all the other girls, so she got herself some big glasses and made herself ‘superior.’ The tea party is driving Janenae CRAZY. You would think by looking at her, that her mother was at Woodstock, and got picked up by a stranger, who got her mother pregnant, only to leave them both to join the Marines. Okay. So I make that up. Her father…get ready for it..was an Exxon Oil executive. You know, he fed her, and gave her a college education by…cough…working. The nerve of the guy. Is it any wonder why she is depressed?
In the sixties Janeane would have been what we called a blownout stoneer. 
But Janenane has said:
“Let’s be very honest about what this is about. This in not about bashing Democrats: it’s not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea Party was about. They don’t know their history at all. It’s about hating a black man in the White House. That is racism straight up. This is nothing but a bunch of teabaggingrednecks.”
AND…
” Here’s what the right-wing has in, there’s no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.”
So, MS Gorofala…thinks that tea party people HATE..but what she does is…fluffy. Intelligent. Truthful. And that’s why she got a tatoo…
No, I’m kidding. Here’s the really scary part. Garofalo got a degree in American History, and Political Science. Don’t ask me how that happened. What’s that tell you about the American educational system?
Janeane has absolutely no interest in sex, and has said so. I’m NOT making that up. Nobody thinks, if she took off the dark glasses, took a bath, stop smoking and drinking..who know? Maybe she’d meet a real smart conservative like her father, and stop picking on white people.
Being a real racist is tough. Both racist gals are losing it. Sam Adams…is smiling, and I’m having fun watching it.
Nobody’s Perfect: Congress VS Billy Joe
Let’s consider a few facts before we start comparing the two.
Remember, the father was drunk.
This week, we were told that our Congress and the President, reached a deal to “save” the country from default. Currently, if you can believe the stats: we have a $14 trillion dollar debt, and this deal will cut expenses by $21 billion in 2012, and $42 billion in 2013.
Wow.
They all did Obama a favor, they said, by letting it all slide till AFTER the elections. This was…more Washington as usual..smoke your mirrors and get out that flask of whiskey.
According to Ron Paul:
“This deal will reportedly cut spending by only slightly over $900 billion over 10 years. But we will have a $1.6 trillion deficit after this year alone, meaning those meager cuts will do nothing to solve our unsustainable spending problem. By denying members the ability to offer amendments and only allowing an up-or-down vote that will take place in the hectic time between Thanksgiving and Christmas, this Commission essentially disenfranchises the vast majority of members from meaningfully participating in the debate over reducing spending and balancing the budget.”“Furthermore, despite the claims of the bill’s proponents, there is nothing to stop the commission from recommending tax increases. What should bother Americans most is that under cover of this debt ceiling circus, we learned from a recent GAO one-time, limited audit that the Federal Reserve secretly pumped $16 trillion into American and foreign banks over three years. All of the Fed’s fat cat cronies were taken care of at the expense of the American public.”
So, what was this whole big, “The sky is falling and we will never get up!” facade that went on for weeks? It was all about…what? What really happened, it seems to this nobody, is that they are just getting a few more trillion to spend. An eight-year-old with half an education could have done a better deal.
And speaking of eight-year-olds…Billy Joe Madden was so drunk, he let his eight- year- old son drive to Texas from Mississippi, with his four- year -old sister in the back seat. Billy Joe was sent to prison, as well he should have been.
But…consider this: It was just reported that Washington D.C. has the highest alcohol rate of any city in the country among adults, at 8.1 percent. Another nifty statistic is that D.C. is among the top contenders when it comes to cocaine and marijuana use. Are we surprised? This explains why Marion Berry kept getting elected right next door to the White house…with the White House silent. The Mayor was caught on tape selling cocaine, and yet he was re-elected?
Doesn’t that tell you something?
Could it be, the reason the country is going off the road, is we are letting men and women with the experience of a stoned and drunk eight- year- old kid run the country?
Are they all drunk? High? Freaking out on coke? Shouldn’t they all be in prison with Billy Joe Madden with the crimes they have committed?
You have to hand it to that eight-year-old kid. Somehow he managed, despite having a drunk father sitting beside him, to get that pickup truck quite a few miles without hurting anyone.
If Congress was driving that car, it would have caused more than a few major fatalities and would be out of gas, engine on fire, framework all bent to hell, and it would still be in a ditch by the side of the road. With Congress in the driver’s seat, it would have never made it out of Biloxi.
And on that note…I think I’ll go have a drink.
Nobody Gets Email: Doorbell to Hell
Nobody Gets EMAIL!
When it comes to stealing money…nobody does it better than our own politicians.
I just opened this, and so, to my readers it goes to enjoy!
(Thanks to amfortas)
Uh…Excuse Me Mr. McCain: Weren’t You IN Mordor?
Nobody Wins
–when you have a liberal-globalist disguised as a Republican putting down the new freshmen in the House and calling them “hobbits.”
I like to remind you John, the hobbits saved Middle Earth. What have you done lately?
Oh..insult us? Well John…this hobbit thinks you spent too many years being tortured by communists and are suffering from the Stockholm Syndrome. I know I’m supposed to be impressed that your plane was shot down and you were captured, but that in itself does not make you a hero. You don’t even hold a candle to the many brave men and women who are serving right now.
John McCain is the perfect example of the career politician who works for the “global” government. You know, that secret cabal who seem to be able to make career politicians stick around till they die? Giving them Senate seats in places they have never lived…(like Hillary moving to New York) just to keep the people’s representatives from ever gaining power.
It’s bad enough that we have to fight the Democrats, now, the Rhino’s are just as dangerous. Pelosi said this morning,
“What we’re trying to do is save the world from the Republican budget. We’re trying to save life on this planet as we know it today”
Nancy saving life on this planet? The only way she could do that would be to leave.
How DARE John McCain make fun of the American people.
Many of us hope that the “hobbits” would hold back Mordor, because John McCain has spent a little too much time there. The guy really is starting to look like Gollumn.
As bad as Obama is, this Nobody Thinks we wouldn’t be in any better shape if McCain had won.
The Rhino leaders in the House played a short movie clip to rally the “tea party” people. Ben Affleck come into the scene and says:
“I need your help. I can’t tell you what it is, and you can never ask me, but we are going to hurt some people.’
HUH? You can’t TELL us, and we can never ASK you why? You really ARE dictators!
Don’t tell that to a real American and expect his support.
Obama will just come in and “save” the day by being the dictator that he is and “raise” the limit, if this all keep going, because if they pass anything, it will mean almost nothing.
And then this Christmas, we will all have thousands of extra dollars to spend, according to the White House.
Wait…we won’t?
Well, if we don’t, I blame John McCain….a REAL creep show if there ever was one.
Sorry..it’s the Sam in me coming out.
The guy is just….creepy.
Foreign Aid: NOT Cominig to Your Neighborhood Soon
Nobody Flashes:
Here’s one of the main reasons we are in such bad shape: Foreign Aid. Ted Poe (R-Texas) makes a good point for every single one of us. In fact, I received this video from my very liberal friend.
Why do we give foreign aid to so many countries, and then decide to cut money from our older citizens and soldiers FIRST?
Why are we giving money to people who hate us?
Nobody Thinks it’s because the big multinational companies want into the world markets, and that is the price “we” pay for them to be allowed to “enter.” Other countries want cash up front….and our politicians will not get their big campaign monies if they do not do what they are being elected to do.
And why is this not being discussed in Congress? Can’t we cut here? You bet we can…and you can bet—we won’t.
(Thanks to J.R.)
Harry Reid–Go Smell the Garbage
Nobody Reports:
“We have the latest report on the debt talks.” said the commentator. And up to the microphone came Harry Reid, who proclaimed, that there was no deal in the debt talks yet because the Tea Party was holding hostage to the American people.
Uh….say again Harry?
Basically saying, all the people in the Tea Party, (probably by all accounts, at least half of the population) were not American. It was one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.
Tonight I searched the net for the video, but it’s gone. Even Fox didn’t have it. I’m sure they all agreed Harry is getting senile and a quote like that, if played relentlessly, would sink the Democrats, it was just that idiotic.
Harry HATES the Tea Party. In other words, he hates the Americans who want our country back.
“Their agenda is an extreme agenda. I don’t agree with their ideas on social policy. But in our democracy, those ideas, however radical, deserve a debate if they want one.”
Yes, family, God, small government…freedom..that agenda is now… radical.
“But now the Tea Party is trying to sneak through its extreme social agenda – issues that have nothing to do with funding the government. They are willing to throw women under the bus, even if it means they’ll shut down the government.”
You know who else hates the Tea Party? The “liberal blacks.” If you got some time, just go to YouTube, search “exterminate white people” and check out all the blacks suggesting all white people be exterminated.
Now, try to find one “Tea Party” person who has said, “Let’s exterminate all the blacks.” Oh you can’t? Well, just imagine any white person posting a video like that on Youtube..and then imagine him getting arrested for a hate crime, because that’s exactly what would happen. But, the blacks get by with it.
Harry Reid thinks the Tea Party will disappear. They are “radicals.” Well Harry, the Tea Party is only going to get bigger. And even blacks are starting to join. Hope you have a good retirement home ready. The Tea Party people won’t begrudge your lack of class, we will even throw in a copy of the Constitution for you to pass the time.
Sam Adams…would be proud of this day. Harry Reid, by disowning the REAL Americans, who he considers garbage, are starting to pile up on his front door, and I hope the smell of true American spirits stinks him right out-of-town.
Go home Harry…..and smell the garbage.
Jimmy Carter VS Barack Obama
Nobody Remembers:
If you listened to “President” Obama’s inculpation of the Republicans not coming together with him to save the poor people from starvation— in his last attempt to influence the American people tonight to raise taxes, then you also heard him dig up Ronald Reagan and Thomas Jefferson to back his plans. The man who wants to change the Constitution, and went around the world for the first year of his Presidency throwing America under the bus at every event, became— right before our eyes…a decent, God-loving, American loving…Father.
This turnaround means that it’s mostly liberals who do not pay taxes. It’s the conservatives that do. And they are the ones who don’t want their taxes raised. He needs their vote.
Obama, once again, went into how those “corporate jets” don’t pay taxes excuse, to dig at the emotions of the people who are struggling. If he really wanted to incite class envy, he might try using the Rappers on MTV cribs. Really. I’d fall for it.
Oh, it’s not HIS fault you see. The amount of money Obama himself wastes flying all over the world on Air Force One (one million dollars a pop) to vacations, and campaigning, would save us all enough money to counteract whatever “taxes” he is not getting from corporate jets.
God forbid HE should sacrifice.
Here’s the real danger about Obama. He has a wormtongue sweet as whipped cream on a strawberry shortcake. What we need is someone who can out-speak him with quickness and facts. There are only a few that come to mind in this area: Alan West, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, and Michelle Malkin.
I know, I know. None of these people are going to run. In that case, it seems we have Ron Paul and Michelle Bachman. But, will the Rhino’s even let them in?
Speaker Boehner gave a good rebuttal tonight. It was not your typical speech. It was short, and to the point. Most agree, it was one of the best he has ever given. The horrible fact is: Obama DOES have a gift for speaking. When in control of his emotions, and with that wonderful speech writer that he has, he can sell most of the “kids” on whatever he says. Last time, it was the young that elected him, and he is going after them again.
The “tea party” people are having an effect. There were enough of them elected that it seems even Boehner has to hold the line. Let’s just hope, unlike Newt Gingrich, who abandoned the “tea party” men in his house, Speaker Boehner sides with the American people.
Anyway, according to this tape, the democrats have been saying the very same phrases for decades. Remember those “key” words that he keeps repeating like a parrot. If I had been in the White House tonight, I would have thrown a few peanuts to Obama after his speech— in honor of Jimmy Carter.
(Video by Floyd)
Nobody Mourns
Nobody’s Opinion
Obama was determined today to get his debt limit “money.” After playing the class warfare card, the “kill grandma card,” the Ronald Reagan card, he went back to the one card he could always count on: The race card.
Sheila the Jacka***s…son Lee, did it for him:
“I do not understand what I think is the maligning and maliciousness [toward] this president,” said Jackson Lee, a member of the Congressional Black Caucus. “Why is he different? And in my community, that is the question that we raise. In the minority community that is question that is being raised. Why is this president being treated so disrespectfully? Why has the debt limit been raised 60 times? Why did the leader of the Senate continually talk about his job is to bring the president down to make sure he is unelected?”
Sheila shows her vast knowledge of American history here. Why, there is not one example, since George Washington ran back to Mt. Vernon, of a opposing Senator EVER wanting to out the President holding office, right? Nobody Thinks that Sheila knows better…because to think that she knows nothing of American history is beyond scary. and speaking of scary…
Nobody Wonders where Obama gets his stats. Obama claims that more than 80 percent of the people want more taxes. Right— just like we want more poisoned dog food, higher gas prices, crack houses, someone feeling us up at airports, gangrene, a bullet through our head, our child picked up by a serial killer, or to see another exposing Wiener picture.
Obama:
“And I think increasingly the American people are going to say to themselves, you know what? If a party or a politician is constantly taking the position ‘my way or the highway,’ constantly being locked into, you know, ideologically rigid positions, that you know, we’re going to remember at the polls,”
Obama doesn’t seem to care that he is the one for the past year saying “my way or the highway” Funny how reporters never ever points out that the Democrats always accuse the other party of doing EXACTLY the crime they are committing at the moment. It’s a daily exercise for them.
On the other side of the ocean, Rebekah Brook, the editor that resigned over the Murdoch scandal, costing his company millions, has lost a friend: Murdoch’s’ daughter. Elizabeth claimed Brooks had been “f****ing the company.”
Nobody Knows if MS Brook was a diehard liberal planted to bring down the company, BUT, Murdoch has a weakness for pretty woman. If there is one thing you have to be, it’s a very beautiful woman, or you will not work for Murdoch. Nobody Thinks Murdoch, was brought down by a pretty face, but then again, Nobody’s Perfect.
And speaking of Perfect: it seem Hugh Hefner just can’t believe that his very young fiancé dished him. (That’s Hugh with some of his x-wives) ‘But in the weeks immediately afterward, as we got very close to the marriage, you know, something was not right. But I didn’t see it coming, I truly didn’t see it coming.’ say Hugh.
Besides the fact that he insists that all his girlfriends and wives never leave his bunny estate, and that despite his millions, most of those girls want the guy of their dreams ..and they are using HIM to get ahead—he still doesn’t get it? No wonder he locks them up.
Nobody Flashes that Hugh has a serious case of dementia, with a heavy side cocktail of deliriums.
And speaking of deliriums…Prince Alwaleed, the man who demanded that Rebakah Brook be fired due to the fact that he owns major stock in FOX and was salivating for the big FOX deal about to go through in England, said this:
“Ethics to me is very important, definitely. I will not tolerate to deal with a company that has a lady or a man that has any sliver of doubt on her or his integrity,”
Nobody Remembers that Giuliani turned down the $10 million that the Prince offered him after 9/11, and how we all cheered. Giuliani said that his statements drew “a moral equivalency between liberal democracies like the United States, like Israel, and terrorist states and those who condone terrorism.” Coming from a man who also said the United States should re-examine its policies in the Middle East” after 9/11, you have to wonder where his “Ethics” lie.
Blaming America for 9/11 is not what most would call “ethical” at all.
Nobody Cares: In the mist of all this political grand soap opera today, my little blue parakeet, Pepe, died . He had a grand eight years of singing to me and making me laugh. He has had pneumonia for over three weeks, and fought bravely to not let it show. He pretended to eat at the bottom of the cage with the other birds…and then, gently went to sleep among them this afternoon, while they ate around him.
We loved each other very much, me and my Pepe. He was my little joy, ….and I will miss him…dearly.
Will the Republicans Grow a Few, or Give In?
Nobody Wonders:
The Republicans are demanding an apology from Obama, for scaring old people and soldiers this past week, BECAUSE, and this is the perfect point: of all the places to cut, Obama has picked the old people’s money.
They could cut wars, Obama’s salary,— heck, downsized everyone’s salary in government…Nancy Pelosi’s jet travels, ACORN, White House parties, the whole Department of Education…and Barney Frank’s laundry bills, but nooooooo…they always scare the old people. You know, they are making lots of movies now saying how if George Bush had not made Goldman Sachs the second home to the White House, the world would have collapsed.
They are writing history to cover up their own massive crimes. I just watched Oliver Stones “Wall Street Two.” While it was on the lame side, it sort of glorified how a bunch of people sit around vast computer screens and gamble, with other people’s money, and committing massive crimes…and then, he gave it a happy ending. All this to save the elite’s portfolios.
It’s beginning to look like a bunch of the global elites are just trying to save their own “ass” sets. Wall Street…might as well move the White House to New York.
Enjoy.
Rupert Murdoch: Running With the Bulls
Nobody Wonders—
And they willingly hand everything over to the government. Where’s the privacy?
On January 18, 2006, the U.S. Justice Department filed a motion to order Google to turn over a “multi-stage random sample of one million URL’s” from Google’s database and a computer file with, “the text of each search string entered onto Google’s search engine over a one-week period (absent any information identifying the person who entered such query). On March 18, 2006, a federal judge ruled that while Google must surrender 50,000 random URLs, the Department of Justice did not meet the necessary burden to force Google to disclose any search terms entered by its users.
While we all stammer with godlike admiration of the boy who invented FACEBOOK…a boy who literally stole an idea and made it bigger, one wonders…where are the rules?
Some can steal, and some can’t. Work WITH the government, and you are left alone.
The only rule that you have to know and instill in your children is that Big Brother is watching you…and all his many corporate friends. If you don’t know that now—
Nobody Forgets the President
Nobody Remembers
Last week, it was “the economy stupid.” So of course, old Bubba Clinton had to come out and say,
“What I’d like to see them do is agree on the outlines of a 10-year plan and agree not to start either the revenue hikes or the spending cuts until we’ve got this recovery.”
Don’t you love all our President’s ? It’s always, “What I want, what I , I , I, I,..let’s do a twenty year program and we will all be out of office when the crap hits the fan…Ha, ha, ha….”
The current President came out and tried to save his own face in his big speech last week, by blaming the whole messy economy on Congress…who needed to give him more money, and just quit messing around. Oh, and he did not have to answer to any Constitutionality about bombing Libya…it was the right thing to do. As long as there were no men on the ground, it wasn’t a ‘war’.
Tell me, who buys this kind of rubbish? Tell that to the dead people.
Mark Halperin of NBC, had it right. He said after the speech that Obama acted just like a “dick.” Of course, he got “reprimanded” for calling the President a “dick,” but I wanted to kiss the guy.
If you have the attention span of a chiwawa, as most liberals do, you of course, thought Obama was correct about blaming the “other” side, never having remembered the trillions of dollars Obama has spent since he got the reins of power. And according to Greenspan :”There is no evidence that huge inflow of money into the system basically work.”
Any redneck off the street could have told you it wouldn’t. And we are suppose to believe that Greenspan, Benanke, Obama, Geithner, Bush, and Paulson…all really thought it would work?
If you believe that, then you believe that Mary Poppins is a pop tart.
The ‘stimulus” was never meant for ‘We the People,” but for all the campaign donors to Obama’s coffers. The banks…the banks overseas…GE…GM…all the politician’s favorite rich, and elites. So, nobody has a theory. If you believe that the corporations (and the elites who gather in not-so-secret meetings ) are now pretty much controlling most of our top politicians, in order to keep the powerful intact, they needed two things–
Universal Health Care, and Amnesty.
The corporations…needed those things to pass in order to compete in the global market. So they just made sure the token black guy passed it, which Obama was more than happy to do, so the conservatives would never get blamed. That’s the dirty little secret. The Rhinos all want these liberal country killing “ideas” too. It’s a global world to them, not American. In other words, there really is one ruling party. They just play good cop, bad cop—and it works.
So…will Obama get another term? Why have all his main guys have jumped ship? Stephanopoulos and Rahm Emanuel, got out early. And Hillary has already said she will not be around next year. And isn’t it funny, that right after that big speech where Obama took no blame on the economy, our own little Timmie Geithner is leaving.
He doesn’t want to be there when the final shoe drops. No matter how much sugar he puts on the toast, it’s still toast. And speaking of toast..
We will all miss Glenn Beck. Oh, I know he’s going on to bigger and better things, but it’s another subscription to many of us who are on strict budgets since we all believe now that social security will be gone, and we have to start saving every penny. Nobody Wonders if anyone else believes, besides me, after listening to his last show— that Glenn Beck, is selling knowledge. Yes, finally I see an example of how Alvin Toffler predicting that in the future of the earth, it would not be industry, but KNOWLEDGE that would be worth most.
If knowledge is a commodity and only the rich can afford it, then I suspect in the future you will be PAYING for that dictionary on your website.
I don’t know. It was a strange week, and everyone here in the middle of America is mowing their lawns, and putting up their flags, and getting ready for the Fourth of July. It’s the one time of the year, we can forget who is president.
And right now, I can’t think of a better idea .
Nobody Remembers Butts, Congress, Casey, and Guns
Nobody Remembers
Last Week!
I turned on FOX today to get the news, and instead I got the trial that it seems everyone in the world is watching, but me. In fact every news channel had it on. The camera couldn’t take it’s lens off the face of a mother who had somehow “misplaced” her little two year old girl, and was being tried for murder, because they found her in a plastic bag.
This stuff happens all the time. BUT, when you have a broken down dysfunctional government, all the media gets in lockstep it seems by command, and digs up something really juicy for us all to watch because the REST of the news is so bad. Last week, it was Weiner. This week, it’s Casey. Next week, I’m hoping it’s Alec Baldwin again. (Why can’t WE pick the distractions?)
And while we are all in discussions about scandals, In the background the debt clock is ticking…tick….tick…will the Republicans and the Democrats actually come together and cut spending?
Nobody’s Perfect: Are you kidding? For all the tough talk about how Boehner and his party of strict conservatives have been saying that they want spending cut…they voted “no, he can’t do it” on the President bombing Libya without getting their permission, but then…gave him more money to do it! That’s the way to go boys! And since Nobody’s Perfect that reminds me…
Nobody Cares that Kim Kardashian believes she is perfect and so she has x-rayed her REAL butt to prove it. That’s not a fake butt, no guys, that’s the real thing…and speaking of butts…
Nobody Flashes: Check out Derek Dilday’s lovely tattoo. He says he is a Maverick fan and did it to honor some guy named Dirk. Dirk has yet to reply…but I bet he wishes it was Kin that was showing off that tattoo instead of some guy named Dilday.
Nobody Wonders: Not to change the subject…but as long as we are in the gutter, let’s talk about real gutter junk, Chicago Police Supt, Garry McCarthy, who says..”There are no accidents in the universe.” (Wrong Gary, you’re proof.) Garry said this:
“So here’s what I want to tell you. See, let’s see if we can make a connection here. Slavery. Segregation. Black codes. Jim Crow. What, what did they all have in common? Anybody getting’ scared? Government sponsored racism. Now I want you to connect one more dot on that chain of the African American history in this country, and tell me if I’m crazy. Federal gun laws that facilitate the flow of illegal firearms, into our urban centers across this country, that are killing our black and brown children. “
Nobody Says: Yes Garry, you’re crazy. The African Americans don’t HAVE to pull any trigger, that’s their choice. You are basically saying they are savages and can’t control themselves…you are a racist.
He went on to attack Sarah Palin: “She was caribou hunting and talking about the right to bear arms. Why wasn’t she at the crime scene with me?”
Uh….did you deputize her?
Garry is Nobody’s Fool: Obama, Hillary, Rahm,…all the liberals want to get rid of our guns. Now, they know getting Americans to get rid of their guns is near impossible, so they have to outlaw them, and how are they going to do that? They will say having a gun will be considered racist, and therefore, against the law.
And speaking of guns…
Nobody Knows just why it’s bad for the citizens to have guns to protect themselves against all the Chicago gangs, but it’s okay for the mayor. Chicago spends over $3 million a year in protecting just their politicians, This figure will skyrocket next year when Obama hosts the G-8 and NATO.
Wait…I thought Chicago was broke? Tick, Tick…Tick….
Nobody Reports that House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va) and Senate Minority Whip Jon Kyl (R-Ariz) pulled out of negotiations, citing Democratic demands for tax increases as part of the deficit solution. And Geithner said:
“Any feasible solution is going to have to combine some very tough economic reforms with some temporary financial assistance as a backstop to let those reforms work.”
Oh…he was talking about Greece…tick, tick, tick,…tock. As for us…we need to raise the debt limit or Nobody Wins. Well…he wins. The rest of us…not so much.
Nobody Thinks my favorite story of the week was the woman who bit off the tongue of a guy who tried to rape her, in Stanford, Ct.
Let’s send her to Congress! I can think of more than a few tongues she can start on…
I’m All Weinered Out…How Bout’ You?
Nobody’s Opinion
The Middle-East is bursting with chants of “kill the Jews”; the U.S. economy is about to go into double-dip depression; Obama is about to grab more power by grabbing control of the internet; Sarah Palin is meeting with Donald Trump; and what is EVERYONE talking about?
Weiner’s underpants. (Which I ALMOST posted, but decided to post Demi Moore’s instead, simply for the point being…posting yourself in your underwear will get you LOTS of tweets, and attention. I imagine Weiner is not the only moron doing this.
Wait— Did I just call Demi’s husband a moron?
What you have to ask yourself is why Weiner even TOOK the picture in the first place, (from the angle of the shot, I’d say it had to be the wiener owner taking the picture) —but how in the world did it get on the internet?
That’s the question on everybody’s mind. He has not refuted the fact that it’s HIS picture, but that he had nothing to do with it appearing.
And his wife doesn’t seem to think it’s a big deal. (What happened to the good old days of fidelity?)
I guess they think since the movie stars all do it, it’s pretty well accepted, which brings me to Demi Moore and her husband, Ashton Kutcher. There is an obvious contradiction in the fact that Ashton and Demi are running a campaign to stop young women being trafficked in prostitution. Somehow putting up shots of your wife bending over, is not exactly in tune with your message. You cannot tell if Demi is thirteen or fifty in that picture.
And explain this: As you can see, Ashton is holding a sign that says, “Real Men don’t buy girls.”
Nobody says to Ashton, “Real men also don’t post obscene pictures of their wife in underwear on the internet, unless you’re embarrassed that she is SO much older than you, and you want to make a point.”
The same goes for Weiner, “Real men don’t put up lewd pictures of themselves on the internet when they are married, or anytime for that matter, if they have half a brain.”
Maybe Weiner should campaign to STOP the upcoming vote outlawing circumcision in San Francisco. Spin his story with the picture, and say, See—there is a very good reason to not outlaw circumcision, and I’m proof.
He wanted to show it off, so…why not do something noble with it?
Nobody Thinks it’s just another, “Quick, run with this Weiner story.” orders from whoever runs the news, to get us all redirected from all the really bad stuff going down, because America is getting really tired of hearing about it.
UPDATE: Sex stories will get your mind in the gutter EVERY time, even me. I posted an obvious remark in my last post, “I don’t wear underwear.” Because, I don’t. I find it annoying…unless I have a dress on. And then I realized how that simple comment could be taken, by pretty much all men, as a suggesting moment. I Actually meant it as part of the story. (too late, already posted.)
Let me apologize, and say…I had been watching Weiner stories all day long yesterday, and my mind had been corrupted with the national concern of Weiner and his wiener. It seemed to fit the mood. What I should have said was, “I do not wear Weiner underwear.”
Next time, I’ll get it right.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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