“Apparently” You Either Have Talent, or You Don’t…And Noah Does.
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Once in a blue moon, a nobody kid makes it to the big time. If you haven’t seen this kid already, no doubt you will see more of him.
He’s money in the bank…”Apparently” will become the new buzz word.
“Apparently” Obama knew you couldn’t keep your doctor.
“Apparently” Obama knew about the crisis on the border.
“Apparently” precocious Noah Ritter can pick his own TV show.
And it’s a great way to end the day.
Enjoy!
The Great Hypocrisy of Diane Feinstein
Nobody’s Opinion
Here’s the good news: Besides all the bluster and kidding around Obama has been doing this last week about his upcoming impeachment–joking about how much money the democrats are raising from the mere thought of it–he must be worried.
How did I come up with that conclusion?
The state propaganda machine on the Sunday talk shows yesterday were in full attack. They went above and beyond the usual liberal talking points. Liberals were full on in protection mode: And what a better way to do that then to dig up, good old Richard Nixon.
There’s always Richard Nixon. Good old Richard Nixon.
George Stephanopoulos gave a good half hour to the subject of that evil man.
Yes, breaking into the Watergate Hotel was a bigger crime than faking your birth certificate, pushing an unconstitutional health care system on with death panels which will kill millions, selling guns to Mexico, arranging trains to bring up illegal immigrants to Texas to flood our country, damaging our economy so badly half the country goes on food stamps, destroys our military, our cities, our hopes, our dreams, and that’s only a smidgen of his crimes.
Richard Nixon looks like Cookie Monster next to Obama. But, Nixon wasn’t the only one who wanted to know what his enemies were doing: The Clinton’s ordered the FBI to send over confidential files on all the Republicans. After the story broke, the files were returned.
The democrats learned a lesson from Nixon. Don’t make tape recording, shred all evidence, and lie, lie, lie, because they ARE above the law. Why, just because the IRS top official visited the White House more than any other person.. sometimes even twice a day, and three times on Sunday…means nothing!
You have to say one thing: the democrats learned a lot from Capone.
But–what happened in that video? Dianne Feinstein is one of the Senate’s most powerful democrats, and Obama spied on her!
Nobody Thinks her anger is the essence of hypocrisy. This video is almost funny–Diane Feinstein is FURIOUS that Obama used the CIA to spy on her.
Ha ha ha!—ha, ha, ha…ha…
And that’s what I want to complain about: Nowhere have I seen reported, (okay, maybe I missed it) on any major cable network the true problem with Diane complaining about her Constitutional rights. What about OUR Constitutional rights? Where has she been on those? (Remember her stance on gun control?)
Obama isn’t paying her, WE are!
In fact, the oligarchy of Olympus elites step on our Constitutional rights at every chance: And only a handful of Congressmen have come to our defense. Only a handful! The other 535 don’t have to abide by any of our laws, except one that Diane Feinstein forgot, when she criticized the way Obama was handling the border crisis.
Uh-oh. No cookie. Do NOT piss off the President—especially if you are in his own party.
In true form the noctumbulists of the media only report that Diane is upset.
Did she get an apology?
“It is hard to imagine a greater threat to the Constitution’s system of checks and balances than having the CIA spy on the computers used by the very Senate staff carrying out the Senate’s constitutional duty of oversight over the executive branch. It was made worse by CIA Director John Brennan’s misleading the American people in denying any wrongdoing. These latest developments are only the most recent manifestations of a CIA that seems to believe that it is above and beyond the law. An uncontrolled – and seemingly uncontrollable – CIA threatens the very foundations of our Constitution.”
Nancy got a “Oh, it was just an error’ smirk from CIA director Brennan, who has the full confidence of ‘President’ Obama.
Frankly, I think she owes the American people an apology for only thinking of her self. She should have included all Americans in that speech.
How typical…how inequitable, how inexplicable, how…..much fun was it to watch Diane Feinstein scream about something that is happening to us all?
So MUCH fun, I’m going to watch it again!
Nobody’s Email: If not for Muslims, we’d still be hearing Polish Jokes
Nobody Gets Email:

Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, “Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you’re here to service them. Since they’re virgins, they’re quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you’ll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!”
The bomber responded, “Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?”
And Allah replied, “Who said they were women” ?
Nobody’s Email: California 1850
Nobody Flashes Email
History Lesson for Today
Do you know what happened 164 years ago this summer…. September 9, 1850? California became a state!
The people had no electricity, the state had no money and almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets.
So basically NOTHING has changed except back then the women had real tits and the men didn’t hold hands.
And that, my friends, is your history lesson for today.
(Thanks to J.R.)
Sheik Obama, Condemns American Torture…Joe Biden Runs Naked
Nobody Cares
In Obama’s last speech before everyone takes a vacation today, it was much the same tone as he has been doing; Get Harry Reid to stop all bills put forth by the House, then blame the House for doing nothing.
It’s such a con game, and too many Americans fall for it—-only because they stopped teaching the Constitution a long time ago–so many people will believe whatever he says:
This gives him the excuse to play dictator once again: He caused the border crisis, so now he will come in and fix it with his mighty pen.
In the meantime, he can blame the GOP, and YET, the Senate, and Harry Reid can remain in his back pocket as a rubber stamped and blameless.
The man is despicable.
But the MOST idiotic thing he did today (besides letting the world know his birthday was on Monday about 746 times) was apologize for ‘torturing” Al Qaida, after 9/11.
The United States tortured al Qaida detainees captured after the 9/11 attacks, President Obama acknowledged Friday, in some of his most expansive comments to date about a controversial set of CIA practices that he banned after taking office.
“We tortured some folks,” Obama said at a televised news conference at the White House. “We did some things that were contrary to our values.”
Torturing is off-limits to Obama, but killing millions of Muslims with his Drones: is not.
We find out today that John Kerry actually messed up the peace agreement by bringing in Hamas’s lawyers, and of course, it backfired on him.
And tonight, somewhere our Vice President, Joe Biden, is skinny-dipping, making the female Secret Service upset because they have to watch his naked body.
And you thought it was only Bill Clinton that had no class.
Nobody’s Fool: Lenar Whitney
Nobody’s Fool
Any woman that can cause liberal David Wassermen to say that she is the most frightening candidate he’s met in 7 years, DESERVES a metal!
He is so upset about Lenar Whitney getting into Congress, he is writing columns in the Washington Post trying to warn the American people.
But guess what David? Lenar is not the only one out there calling out the fraud. Nobody Thinks —- the fact that she bugs you, is cause for MY celebration.
So, Congratulations Lenar! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week.
We need another truth fighter in Congress, so keep up the good work!
Call the Producer: PLEASE put Sharknado 3 in Washington D.C.!
Nobody Wins
Nobody has a dream…it’s a silly dream, a fun dream…tell me what you think:
They destroyed Los Angeles…
They attacked New York….
Now it’s time for all good people in the country to rise up, and DEMAND …
Sharknado Three to destroy Washington, D. C.!
If you didn’t watch Sharknado Two tonight, I’m not sure you’re really in America. There was enough bad New Jersey jokes to put every New Yorker in happy camp. The jokes were bad, the cabby was repetitive, the hero ran around a lot, the acting was terrible, the kids were wimps,…and the sharks were wonderful.
Nothing is funnier than a giant shark falling out of the sky.
But, it wasn’t enough: I want to see the next shark storm…attack the Capitol.
Think of it: Nancy Pelosi gets her head bit off by a great white. That alone might be worth the whole movie.
John McCain, could be flattened by a hammerhead. Hillary could be torn in half while saying, “What difference does it make?”
We could watch the politicians running out of the Capitol, screaming for their lives, sharks falling from the sky, biting off noses, and arms and legs…Harry Reid could be swallowed whole by a shark with a Koch Brothers logo on his side.
The generals in the Pentagon could be attacked while running wild under a storm of sharks in the National Cemetery.
The biggest White Shark of all time, could fall on Air Force One, chopping at the President while he is screaming, “I’m just doing my job!”
I’m ready.
Come on, admit it. Think of the tension it would relieve all over the country to have a good laugh at all the politicians who torture us every day, to see them running scared from Sharks?
OBVIOUSLY, it’s the next best idea for the continuation.
I’d even PAY to see it, wouldn’t you?
Keep it in mind: Sharknado Three: Washington D.C. Coming soon to your TV.
It’s the ONLY logical choice.
In America: Criminals Get Star Treatment, Vets Get Screwed
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In America: Gang members, murderers, rapists, drug dealers–are given everything they need to live a healthy and leisurely life, in our prisons. They get the BEST medical care: dental, medical, even sex changes if they so choose. (And sex visits from their spouses)
But our veterans, who have given their lives to serve our country, are dying in droves. They are denied medical care, suffer from homelessness, poverty, and hopelessness.
BUT! Finally! Our Congress is going to right the wrongs committed by the Veterans Administration before they leave to go on their vacations::
THIS JUST IN!
A House-Senate agreement on how to reform the broken Department of Veterans Affairs will let the VA hand out up to $360 million in bonuses to its employees each year, even though the House voted just weeks ago to strip all VA bonuses through 2016.
The compromise bill announced Monday by the chairmen of the House and Senate Veterans’ Affairs Committees says VA bonuses will be capped at $360 million annually for the next ten years. But that cap is just 10 percent below the $400 million in bonuses the VA has distributed in recent fiscal years, and will allow up to $3.6 billion in bonuses to be awarded over the next decade.
They are making sure the bloated government workers who ‘kill’ veterans by denying them medical attention are getting…bonuses?
So, in America, criminals are treated better than honest patriotic citizens who give their lives and money to support low life scums and criminals.
So…who’s in charge?
Hamas Might As Well Be in the White House
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In 2008, we woke up one morning and found out that we, the taxpayers, had to fork out billions (now trillions) to ‘save’ the banks. Now, we are finding out we are going to have to ‘bail out ‘ millions of illegal’s from other countries. Immigration is being pushed with a vengeance.
I was watching today, in complete shock, when George Will, (On Fox News Sunday) a man whose not known for his lack of logic, said we should invite those young boys in, welcome them to America and make them Americans. By his reasoning, every town in America could afford at least another 20 bodies to house, educate, and feed.
What he FORGOT to mention was that all the relatives of those twenty people (add up to 100 a person) would also come.
“We ought to say to these children, ‘Welcome to America, you’re going to go to school and get a job and become Americans,’” Will said on the Sunday morning show. “We have 3,141 counties in this country. That would be 20 [children] per county. The idea that we can’t assimilate these 8-year-old ‘criminals’ with their teddy bears is preposterous.”
First place: most of these kids are almost adults, and many of them will be joining gangs, and why should George care? You can bet he has the best seat in the house at the Nationals Ball Park. No gang is going to molest him on his way to his limo.
I’m not sure how George Will came to the conclusion that American can absorb the rest of the world, without so much as a hiccup, but, I’m thinking he should go to his local Taco Bell once in a while. He goes on to say NAFTA was a good thing..for us? NO! For Mexico!
Listen carefully, because George is telling you the decision that has already been made. The party line for BOTH Rino’s and Radicals is: Bring them on! They are basically one party now— it’s only the last remaining tea party candidates in the House that are holding on to sanity.
Newsmax:
As President Barack Obama prepares to announce his executive orders on immigration in the coming weeks, he is believed to be considering two major actions: granting temporary relief from deportation and giving work authorization to millions of illegal immigrants. The work permit issue is a particular hot button among Republicans, as the nation grapples with a 6.3 percent unemployment rate — 10.7 percent for African-Americans — and reports that nearly all of the job growth since 2000 went immigrants, both legal and illegal.
While there are several options to provide temporary deportation relief, we expect an expansion of the DACA program to other groups of individuals to be the most clear opportunity,” said a congressional aide. Obama has the authority to take these executive actions, legal experts tell Time.
But today, there was a hopeful sight: Over 10,000 Bostonians came out to protest the illegal’s being dumped into their cities.
AND THIS…should be happening in every single city across America:
Neither party will stop this invasion, because both the Rino’s and the Democrats truly believe we have to, as James Wood put it, “cull the herd” and bring in the new and younger slave labor, and, as George Will says,—-to support welfare.
The only way to slow this down is for the people to express their anger, and to vote for as many tea-party republicans as they can…but will it stop the takeover?
Probably not. Face it: Our government has sold out the American people. When someone like George Will gets excited about helping Mexico, you must know, how little he thinks of the American people.
Nobody Thinks: The rich have been planning this for some time. They have been designing ballparks to protect the rich from the low-lifes for years.
In the meantime, I don’t know about you, but I feel Americans are being attacked much like Israel tonight. The illegal missiles that are being launched into our cities WILL take them down.
Our rich elites (Like George Will) really believe the suffering of the low-life middle class America will just have to bear the brunt of extinction.
Unlike Israel, we have no dome to protect us from our own oligarchy.
Hama might as well be in the White House.
Bring on the Dogs….
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The bad news today, which is hard to ignore, is that the Muslims are protesting in London, Paris, Chicago, New York, all over the world, including Gaza…and calling for the end of the Jews.
In Chicago, they took over the loop. (See Lots of pictures here.)
I have noticed that my neighborhood Muslim families are having big house gatherings, and they are definitely upset–but they are outnumbered in this neighborhood so far with many patriotic Americans surrounding them. They don’t outnumber us yet. So they just gather on their lawns and talk about, I’m sure…the horrible Jews. They will NEVER fit into America, and they don’t want to. They mean to do as they have done for centuries…move into the country, and multiply.
And that’s okay with ‘President’ Barack Hussein.
So, since SUNDAY is by all accounts a Christian day in America, I’d like to dedicated this next video to the Muslims who are all upset about the Jews. They are actually nicer to you than many Americans would be. Obama may not stand behind the Jews, but don’t be fooled. We are not cowards.
Obviously the name Obama has you emboldened.
They also…don’t like dogs, and when you watch this video, you will feel a bit sad that half the planet doesn’t know what they are missing.
So, ENJOY! Then go pet your favorite pooch, and be happy you were not born into the slavery and insanity of Islam.





















