Pick Your Google
Nobody Wonders
Somebody took a survey of what each state Google’s the most. My state likes to go to the Family Circus. Texas has a lot of sex. California should be more worried about fires, than meat, but that shows you the IQ of the state. Las Vegas–tattoo removal…I can see that. Rhode Island: Beer Pong? (It must have been a really hard winter.) They are still searching for God in Alabama, And Alaska, still is short of women. Elvis is alive in Tennessee…
So, what does YOUR state Google?
Nobody Knows About Hillary’s Brain And Those Little Thingies
Nobody Knows
Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action—Goethe
This spring, I have been spending way too much time, picking up these little whirly thingies that have fallen off two trees around my driveway and porch. I was telling a good friend about them, and thought to myself—.”For goodness sakes, learn the word for them, because all it would take would be a small minute of your time.” Well.. that minute never came, my time being filled up with, to me, more important things, and I’m still ignorant. I feel bad about this, but then again, hours are minutes, minutes are seconds, and I will probably remain ignorant of the name of these thingies until I tell myself it’s important…which could be…never.
Now, onto the more annoying ignorance of our politicians, something I consider much more important.
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Sarah Palin this week, was making fun of Hillary’s brain problems…sort of. No one went through more heartache from the press than Sarah Palin, and so, as much as I dislike Karl Rove, he has every right to question the health of Hillary’s brain, even Bill Clinton said it took six months for her to recover from her…what was it?
A bump? A Stroke? A blood Clot? Hyperthalamusical fear of Congress?
Karl is not the only one aiming at Hillary:
Health and age is fair game,” said Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus on NBC. “I’m not a doctor. What I do know is that the issue is going to come up as it does for any person running for president.”
Nobody Knows if the GOP can keep up this questioning of her brain, but I suggest we all jump on board. Payback for Sarah is a bitch, but somebody has to do it.
And speaking of payback, Obama is out to get Dinsesh D’Souza for making great movies about what a fraud ‘President’ Obama is:
NEW YORK – “Schindler’s List” producer Gerald Molen, who is working on a new film with conservative author Dinesh D’Souza, says he will be watching for a federal court to deliver justice when a sentencing hearing is held in the fall on D’Souza’s violation of campaign laws.
“This administration doesn’t see its opponents as dissenters but as enemies, and if they can’t refute you, they try to lock you up,” he said.
Nobody Knows if Obama’s payback will be prison, but just imagine how hard it was for the Marxist Obama to see a film about great American is. And so, in honor of support, I suggest we all go see his new movie! He can’t lock us all up…right?
(We’re with you Dinesh!)
And speaking of the Marxist…
Nobody Knows how many more executive actions Obama is going to make into law.
President Obama on Wednesday decided to make a big land grab—for ranchers property and oil. It’s the old U.N. Agenda 21, which will lead to agenda 22, and 44, and …
On Wednesday, Obama is slated to designate the largest national monument of his presidency in the mountains of New Mexico. And Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Gina McCarthy hinted Monday that the president would personally present new carbon emissions limits on coal-fired power plants. The White House has said that announcement would come in early June.
The president will also travel to the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, N.Y., on Thursday, Pfeiffer said, “to make it easier for foreign tourists to see more and spend more money in our country.”
“We have many more executive actions to come, and every day the president has charged us with looking for additional ways to expand opportunity,” Pfeiffer said.
Obama the dictator, with the stroke of his mighty pen, will not only destroy American jobs, hated ranchers, and oil production, he is going to make it easier for foreign tourists to see the Baseball Hall of fame.
I’m sure all the Muslims in Mecca are dying to see Babe Ruth’s bat.
And speaking of people dying…great news for the NSA, the IRS, and Obamacare:
Stanford electrical engineer and biological implant mastermind, Ada Poon, has discovered a way of wirelessly transmitting power to tiny, rice-grain-sized implants that are deep within the human body. This could well be the breakthrough that finally allows for the creation of smaller pacemakers, body-wide sensor networks, and a new class of “electroceutical” devices that sit deep in the human brain and stimulate neurons directly, providing an alternative for drug-based therapies for depression, Alzheimer’s, and other neurological ailments. There will of course be the potential for elective, transhumanist applications as well.
It’s every dictator’s dream. An executive order demanding that every human on the planet get a brain implant, and with one push of the button..total control.
Nobody Knows if Hillary has one, but if Bill could put one in that deranged brain of hers…..How could he resist?
Next week, we will question whether Joe Biden’s brain got past the age of six, and if Hillary’s brain will drop out after they convict her of crimes of Treason.
Now that’s would be important. If that happened, I would definitely find out the name of those little thingies.
Nobody’s Perfect: Eleanore Cliff VS Solange
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have two women that are suffering from bad ideas.
First up: Eleanor Cliff. Not since Bill Clinton used the less than perfect idea to say that ‘sex’ and having ‘sex’ depended on what your interpretation of “is” is, have we heard such a confusing and nebulous explanation for ‘murder.” Yes, Eleanore has said that ambassador Stevens was killed by smoke! That he was not murdered. So, by Eleanore’s definition, if somebody set fire to your house, and you died, they did NOT murder you..the smoke did!
Protecting Obama, is getting harder each day. I though her answer was so good, I’ll be surprised if Hillary doesn’t make Eleanore her press secretary in 2016.
And then we have Obama’s favorite family to hang out with: Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and her sister, Solange, who attacks Jay-Z like a mad women in an elevator. Nobody Knows why she was so mad, but I’d say he’s guilty. Everybody was saying how Jay-Z was such a gentlemen by not hitting her back, but how many of us have a 355 pound body guard to protect us?
So, two women obviously forgetting their morning metal floss last week. Who wins?
Eleanor wins. Solange biggest crime is hanging out with her sister and his husband, and forgetting that the NSA has camera’s EVERYWHERE.
Eleanor should know better. That was just about the stupidest thing ever said since Obama said, “You can KEEP your doctor!”
Congratulations Ms. Cliff! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week.
Now, put down that joint…you said it yourself—the smoke will kill ya.
Will Conchita Save the World?
Nobody Flashes
When you watch the video below, go ahead and admit…it’s creepy. The Russians think it creepy. Yes, a bearded lady, transvestite, who perhaps will become the new Poster/Jesus/boy/girl/ symbol for the New World Order—is all the rage in Europe and just won the 2104 Eurovision Song Contest.
Russian is having a wild time with it:
After last night’s 2014 song contest in Copenhagen, Russian state television broadcast a debate on her victory, as politicians and celebrities launched a hate-filled attack.
Outspoken ultranationalist MP Zhirinovsky called this year’s result “the end of Europe,” saying: “There is no limit to our outrage.
“It has turned wild. There are no more men or women in Europe, just it .”
I have to agree…since the Europeans have been protected by the United States for all these years, they have gotten soft, but if the end of Europe comes, it will be the Muslims who take it over by sheer numbers.
It’s not the fact that this—guy dressed up as a girl,( I can’t tell…but the hips are a man.) won because the song is good, and the voice is nice, it’s that she/it is presented as a lesson in how the Europeans can feel good about themselves for accepting someone who is not like them, as the example that being gay/transvestite/whatever is actually a good thing.
If that’s the ONLY thing that makes them all feel special than Europe was lost a long time ago.
Be sure, Conchita Wurst was a well conceived plan by the elites who are running the world, to further the propaganda to break up the family, and promote gays. Men are the ones who have always stopped the tyrants. The less men in the world, the better from their point of view.
Will the Conchita’s of the world save Europe?
“I really dream of a world where we don’t have to talk about unnecessary things like sexuality, where you’re from or who you love. This is not what it’s all about.”
Like I said….creepy.
Zippy: The Dog Who Did…Nothing.
Nobody Flashes
This morning I was reading about dogs…how they understand how to read human communications, even better than chimps. For instance, every day, when I go outside to work in the yard, all I have to do is go into the bathroom, and tie my hair back…and my two dogs go absolutely nuts. They jump up and down, bark, yelp,—- you would think it was the last inning of the world series and I had just hit the winning run in. They know they will get to go out too.
Just by me simply putting a rubber band around my hair.
And here’s what even more fantastic…I can go into the bathroom, and CLOSE THE DOOR, and they STILL know I’m putting my hair back.
When it comes to food, Zippy comes and scratches my leg. Or stares at me. And if I ignore her…she barks. I am like her private IPAD. I am at her command.
Zippy is an excellent communicator so that’s why I’m baffled about last night.
Why didn’t Zippy TELL us that the kitchen was on fire?
Let me set this up.
It was around 10.30 at night, and my husband had put on his CPAC machine, and rolled over to sleep…I still had the TV on, and I was getting ready to go into my office to write, and I heard a funny popping sound.
Now, Zippy was ON the floor, staring into the kitchen, literally watching a blanket that I had on my bird’s cage…go up in six-foot flames. She just sat there…
“Hey, your machine is making a funny noise” I told my husband.
And then for no particular reason, I decided to go into the kitchen for some water…that’s when I saw flames, reaching up to the ceiling…a lamp that was turned off, had touched the blanket on the bird-cage and instantly, that blanket had flared into flames. The metal bird-cage was on fire, and my three parakeets were of course, at the other end of the cage…fighting for their lives.
Zippy, just sat there…smiling…calming watching until I yelled.
FIRE! FIRE!, FIRE! FIRE!
My husband jumped out of bed, and took two blankets and somehow miraculously smothered the fire out, although it took him some time. If the curtains which were near the flame had caught on fire, we would have not have been able to stop the room from going up.
He got second degree burns, and big blisters on his fingers from the flames.
Smoke was everywhere, and since we had two blankets that had caught on fire, we had thrown one on the kitchen floor. It was no longer in flames. (or so we thought.)
We left it there. (Bad idea)
I went to caring for the birds. Flames had even fallen to the bottom of the cage. Half of the white bird-cage was black. The lamp plastic had melted on to the rug on the floor, and my kitchen chairs which were nearby, were damaged from the fire. Flames had fallen all over the floor.
Zippy thought it was pretty I guess. (Yep, she was sitting there calmly…just like that picture.) 
While I was trying to calm the birds (By the grace of god they only got soot on them) the blanket we had left on the floor was STILL on fire.
“Hey ! This blanket is still smoking!” I yelled, to my husband who of course, was in extreme pain with his hand in a pan of water.
When we lifted it up, a big hole had burnt through the kitchen rug. We threw it in the sink, which is what we should have done in the first place.
So, here’s the moral to the story: If I had NOT had gone into the kitchen when I did, the house could have very well burnt down, no thanks to the dog who did NOT save his masters from the fire.
I read these stories all the time….
Dog saved baby from fire.
Dog went back into the house to save kids.
Dog WARNED the people in the house that it was on fire.
You read them too.
Zippy did not move until I yelled FIRE!
Then she ran…and hide in the front room. So much for the “Zippy saved our lives” story in Readers Digest, which I CERTAINLY would have written.
Tonight my birds, won’t go over to their side of the cage. They REMEMBER what happened last night, and how they were almost fried.
Zippy the great communicator, acts like it just another day. She doesn’t remember a thing.
But I can’t blame this on Zippy.
It was my fault for thinking that JUST because a lamp is off, doesn’t mean it’s not still hot. The simple truth is, I was just tired and not thinking when I put the cover on the cage.
As for Zippy, she saves my life every day with her joyful happiness at the simple sight of me putting my hair back. Or going for a ride, or a walk, or just eating her bone.
I guess I’ll forgive her this time. But, we DO have to work on our communication.
Nobody’s Perfect: Donald Sterlng VS Paul Watson
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, the democrats have finally hit a full-fledged racist home run with NBA Los Angeles Clipper owner, Donald “stay away from those black boys” Sterling. He didn’t want his ‘mistress’, hanging out with black men.—–Nobody thinks it wasn’t just their skin color that upset him. They were also…young.
Young men have money too. This lady was smart. She got herself a sugar Daddy to introduce her to the multi-millionaire players who she REALLY wanted.
Would he have complained that those expensive cars parked in front of her apartment where rich white young men? Nobody Knows. We just know, that man is mentally challenged since birth when it comes to being an idiot.
How did this happen?
TMZ, played an audio tape where Sterling pleads with a woman to not bring black people to games with her, or to post photos of herself with black people, including NBA Hall of Famer Magic Johnson.
The woman involved (his mistress) was offended, because she certainly doesn’t hold it against him that he’s so old his blood type has been discontinued. He remembers the Big Dipper when it was a drinking cup. (rim shot.)
And she swears she did NOT tape that conversation.
Right. (So who did? NSA?)
Already the money is leaving: State Farm, Kia, CarMax, Red Bull…Viagra. (Wait, I made last one up.) In this case, he should be glad he’s old.
On Sunday, President Barack Obama, Mr. Johnson and all-time great Michael Jordan—the latter a current owner of the Charlotte Bobcats—each called the comments racist. Mr. Johnson said Mr. Sterling “shouldn’t own a team anymore.”
Now, some blacks are calling for their own NBA franchises–no whites allowed. Blacks already make up 80 percent of the NBA, so this could be the catalyze for that move. All black owners and all black players. Obama will then be able to buy his own team…and the taxpayers will subsidize it! Just think!
And then, across the sea, another man was arrested for DARING to quote another racist: Winston Churchill:
Britain faces a new existential threat: Islamic colonization. But this time it may be too late to turn to patriots to save the day. On Saturday, voice of reason Paul Weston was actually hauled off in a police van for publicly reading the words of Winston Churchill on the steps of Winchester Guildhall.
The Churchill quote was taken from his book, The River War:
“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualist deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property – either as a child, a wife, or a concubine – must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the faith: all know how to die but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith.”
Well there you go…quoting the hero of WWII will get you arrested. What WAS he thinking? He insulted half the world!
Will Britain forgive Paul Weston? Will it forgive Winston Churchill?
Will the United Started forgive Donald Sterling?
Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the Week?
(John Kerry)
Well, it’s a no brainer. Donald Sterling truly is a racist, dirty old man. Nevertheless, this public lynching of people’s private phone conversation should remind us all, that if the government wants to destroy you with old phone conversations…..
It will. and It can.
Paul Weston, on the other hand, was ostracized for exactly the same thing that Donald was: discrimination. (according to the powers that decide)
There is no longer any free speech—
Nobody Thinks that a country that damns the words of one of its greatest heroes means that merry old England wins the Nobody Perfect Award for the week.
Someday the House of Winsor will become the House of Saud.
Congratulations England! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the Decade!
(Better keep those Royal baby pictures coming.)
Donald has already had his 15 minutes of fame.
Sorry Folks, Our Brains Are Shrinking
Nobody Reads
The scientists can’t explain it, and they don’t talk about it much, but our brains are getting smaller.
EVERYBODY’s—-All over the world.
Yes, compared to the Homo Sapiens, our brains are puny. There are as many theories about this as scientist so—- here are the most popular:
- Men who had more muscle needed bigger brains. They also had to ‘think’ a lot more, because simply surviving was really hard. (Nobody adds, they also have larger brains than women. Sorry girls)
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Because our brains are getting smaller, we are actually, stupider.
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When animals are domesticated, their brains also shrink. Therefore, because man became domesticated, his brain also, shrunk.
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One scientist, (obviously a progressive) said :”NO! we are actually getting smarter because our brains are more compact!”
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Since the brain gobbles up 20 percent of the calories we eat, a larger brains needs more meat. Sitting around at the computer all day requires very little energy. We should present this to Congress to support the fact, that we all need MORE protein…not less. (And my other mind remembers what my husband always says when I say this, which I can’t repeat here.)
And by the way, some scientists think the REASON the brain grew so large is because man went from eating berries to eating MEAT.
Am I getting the point across here?
BUT…in the end, studies show that the bigger the brain the higher the IQ. Brain volume really does correlate with intelligence, which is why I plan to adopt an elephant when I win the lottery.
And on that note, I’d like to see the brain of the guy who conned the European Union out of billions of dollars in order to build the first human brain. Henry Markran says he is going to need even MORE money, and I believe him!..His brain is working well.
As for the rest of us? What do you think? Are we all dumber now? If we look at our leaders, I think the answer is obvious, don’t you?
There is one good thing that I got from this information: If you doctor wants you to go on a diet , you can now say…
“But doc! I HAVE to eat a lot to keep my big heavy brain in top shape!”
Michelle Obama will just have to deal with it.
(From Discover Magazine: THE BRIAN)
IRS Employees—Pay Less Taxes Than Warren Buffet!
Nobody Wonders—
How many of the IRS workers were actually being rewarded by Obama for going after Tea Party conservatives? After all, in case you haven’t noticed, Obama has a habit of promoting whomever gets caught breaking the law for him.
From The BLAZE:
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Internal Revenue Service has paid more than $2.8 million in bonuses to employees with recent disciplinary problems, including $1 million to workers who owed back taxes, a government investigator said Tuesday.
Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration J. Russell George arrives on Capitol Hill in Washington, Monday, June 3, 2013 (AP)
More than 2,800 workers got bonuses despite facing a disciplinary action in the previous year, including 1,150 who owed back taxes, said a report by J. Russell George, the Treasury inspector general for tax administration. The bonuses were awarded from October 2010 through December 2012.
Yes, work for Obama, do his dirty work, and you TOO could become the Mayor of Chicago! The next Senator! The next ambassador to Japan! And even, the next President!
Unless of course, you’re John Kerry. One thing we do know, HE didn’t get the missing $6 billion from the State Department. More than likely, Hillary needed to fund her next big campaign.
Who else could take that money without an investigation? As far as we know, that was her payoff for Benghazi.
The Biggest Threat to Planet Earth!
Nobody Reports
In honor of Earth’s Day, I would like to report one of the biggest dangers to the environment of the planet, which must all be removed if we are to survive.
The Parasites:
Nobody Knows About the Days of Our American Lives
Nobody Knows
Nobody Knows it, but I do wonder…Did Soap Opera’s die because real life news became more of a weekly soap opera to watch? Last week the daily news was filled with suspense: Was Obama playing golf while Putin mocked him by flying jets over our ships? (well, yes.) Will there be another standoff on the Bundy Ranch? (probably) Will Detroit get global warming subsidies from Obama, because of its record snowfall (it’s possible, but not sure yet) Will Eric Holder have another racist breakdown? (Hopefully) ….
I don’t know about you, but the suspense of the daily news, is much more enticing than even when Luke and Laura got married on General Hospital, and THAT was one exciting day! And speaking of hospitals…
Nobody Knows why the latest report on how marijuana changes your brain didn’t come out BEFORE they legalized it in Colorado:
— A small study of casual marijuana smokers has turned up evidence of changes in the brain, a possible sign of trouble ahead, researchers say. “What we think we are seeing here is a very early indication of what becomes a problem later on with prolonged use,” things like lack of focus and impaired judgment, said Dr. Hans Breiter, a study author.
Yes, anybody who has friends that have used marijuana daily can tell you for sure: Do NOT ask them to mow your lawn. It’s also not known if the reason why most liberals are so brain-damaged— is because they smoked more dope in their youth than conservatives. As an example, all we have to do is look at brain damage in the White House.
And speaking of brain damage…
Nobody Knows that they are finding out that young kids who spend their time playing kiddy games on the IPAD are having problems using their hands. Not to mention, they are becoming addicted the them. (see below) The study found out that the kids can’t do much at all with their fingers but wipe. They have no dexterity in their fingers, not doing the normal things that kids do like build with blocks.
But…think—- what finger motion is done every single day by everyone on the planet? You swipe your credit card. Nobody Knows if the vast globalization of future consumers is being programmed to spend money from a young age, but I don’t think anyone even thinks that marketing guru’s would even wish that on young kids. (Haaaa…of course they would!)
In others areas of suspense..
Nobody Knows whose bright idea it was to put into the tax code that you could take off your abortion, and your birth control pills, and your vasectomy. (Kathleen? Holder?) And Nobody Knows how you can claim a deduction for these things since the government is paying for them anyway, not you? Anybody figure that one out? AND…as an extra bonus, if you commit a murder, you can deduct your legal expenses. (Even if the state supplies it? ) Can taxes get more confusing?
According to Donald Rumsfeld, they can..
Yes. Here’s a letter he wrote the IRS.
Nobody Knows that I am so glad Donald wrote that letter because, I think when the IRS comes to audit all the good patriotic people, all we have to do is show them Rumsfeld letter, and plead the fifth. (That was a really, peachy keen letter Mr. Rumsfeld, thanks!)
Come back next week for more DAYS OF OUR American LIVES…and why we have no clue about any of them.
Do We Really Care That Someone Threw a Shoe at Hillary?
Nobody Cares
It’s Friday, the sun is shining, everybody and their mother is out driving around on motorbikes, tops down, radio blasting…
Do we REALLY care that somebody threw a shoe at Hillary?
Nah. I would have preferred, a cream pie.
Al Sharpton, Jay Z, Women’s Wages, Cow Flatulence, and Wild and Naked Women
Nobody Knows
—— that it was a another week full of mysteries…let’s get started:
Nobody Knows—how Al Sharpton, just overnight—- became an American hero. It seems, he has been the black knight in shining armor, working overtime for the FBI…putting in jail, the most notorious of criminals by going underground:
The former mob snitch has become a regular in the White House, where he has met with the 44th president in the East Room, the Roosevelt Room, and the Oval Office. He has also attended Obama Christmas parties, speeches, policy announcements, and even watched a Super Bowl with the First Family (an evening the man has called “one of the highlights of my life”). During these gatherings, he has mingled with cabinet members, top Obama aides, military leaders, business executives, and members of Congress. His former confederates were a decidedly dicier lot: ex-convicts, extortionists, heroin traffickers, and mob henchmen. The man’s surreptitious recordings, FBI records show, aided his government handlers in the successful targeting of powerful Mafia figures with nicknames like Benny Eggs, Chin, Fritzy, Corky, and Baldy Dom.
Yes, Al was known to hang around the deep underworld, where the black neighborhoods deal in drugs, guns, and the mafia controls it all. So, what did Al Sharpton do to go from being just another cocaine hustler to the top ranks of the democratic party, rolling in riches and his own TV show?
Nobody knows, but Nobody Wonders why it took Sharpton so many years to work on this, and what crime he committed to be turned. One thing is certain, we never will know.
Are AL’s race bating days, and gangster ties over?
Can a rat fly to the moon and fart rainbows?
And speaking of the underworld…..
Nobody Knows— just how long Jay Z has been a five-pointer, which is another name for a racist:
According to the New York Post, five-pointers believe:
Black people are the fathers and mothers of civilization, white men are the devil, the Christian god is nothing more than a ghost and only a small percentage of people understand the world. “The rationale is that the black man is God and created the universe, and is physically stronger and intellectually stronger and more righteous naturally,” says Michael Muhammad Knight, an author of two books on the radical group. “Whiteness is weak and wicked and inferior — basically just an errant child who needs to be corrected.”
Since Beyonce and Jay Z are bosom buddies with Barack Obama, Nobody Knows if Obama is a five-pointer too. But if you judge a man by the company he keeps: then Obama could very well be, a racist, mob Don, Muslim thug, with a big drug addiction.
Nobody Knows— Obama is searching for brownie points for democrats, so he has announced two important things he has on his mind to put in his executive do to list: Cow Flatulence, and women’s wages.
Obama intends to cut cow flatulence by 25 percent, and raise women’s wages from 77 cents on the dollar to 100 percent
Although the White House does not pay women equal, according to Jay Carney, they are very transparent about it, because not all women in the White House work the same hours…
Got that? Like Obamacare: Obama is exempt from his own laws. He can pay women in the White House less, and ignore the tremendous cow flatulence within the White House Walls. How he plans to stop cows from farting is beyond anyone’s guess. But I don’t think we want to know, do you?
Nobody Knows—: Recently there was a report that the top 1percent is not doing as well as the top .01 percent.
Foreign profits held overseas by U.S. corporations to avoid taxes at home nearly doubled from 2008 to 2013 to top $2.1 trillion, said a private research firm’s report, prompting a call for reform by the Senate’s top tax law writer. Conglomerate General Electric Co had the biggest pile of earnings stored abroad, at $110 billion, the firm said. Next were software maker Microsoft Corp, with $76.4 billion; drugmakers Pfizer Inc, with $69 billion, and Merck & Co Inc, with $57.1 billion; and high-tech group Apple Inc, with $54.4 billion, it said.
And Nobody Knows why these corporations can get by with this, but as long as the top 1 percent keeps getting hit with high taxes, the politicians, who get money from the .01 percent, won’t do a thing.
Nobody Knows— what’s becoming of the women lately. A stenographer named Dianne Reidy, went crazy on the House floor, while the House was voting to raise the debt limit:
She was taken out of the chamber, but not before shouting, “He will not be mocked! You cannot serve two masters! This is not one nation under God, It never was, had it been, the Constitution would not have been written by Freemansons, the go against god. ”
And then, there was THIS women, who lost it in a Florida McDonalds
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Nobody Knows what caused these women’s outbursts, but no doubt, it was because they were both being paid 77 cents on the dollar.
Next week: We will explore why Nobody Knows if Noah really talked to rocks.
Sarah Palin—Run! With Ted Cruz, or Rand Paul…just run.
Nobody Cares
Obama has proven that going on entertainment shows to push his agenda gets him the votes, because that’s where his base lies: in the place where most people don’t read. They get all their information from the comedians.
So—Jimmy Fallon did this to get the conservatives to watch his program, although you can be sure, he will never let them knock Obama…..and I for one, think Sarah Palin is a much better….entertainer than Obama. He’s jokes are always mean.
Her sense of humor far outweighs Obama. Even the women they used to bring her down—Tina Fey.
So—Enjoy Sarah…if you haven’t seen this already.
(And does she really play the flute? Anybody?)
Will the Bishop of Atlanta Put Lego’s on his Lawn?
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Somebody call the Pope. One of his archbishops (Wilton D. Gregory) is living like he was ….well, like he was the POPE!
ATLANTA (AP) — The Roman Catholic Archbishop of Atlanta apologized Monday for building a $2.2 million mansion for himself, a decision criticized by local Catholics who cited the example of austerity set by the new pope.
“I failed to consider the impact on the families throughout the Archdiocese who, though struggling to pay their mortgages, utilities, tuition and other bills, faithfully respond year after year to my pleas to assist with funding our ministries and services,” he added.
What was it that confused him? Was it the gold faucets? Maybe the bathroom fit for a Russian Czar? Was it his membership in the Martin Luther King Board of Preachers at Morehouse College? Was he trying to mimic Obama?
And what will the new Pope Francis do? Even though he can walk the halls filled with the richest treasures in the world, Pope Francis lives in an apartment on the Vatican grounds. And last week, he removed the German Bishop of Bling, who lived in a $43.miillion dollar mansion. After all, that’s a bit much.
Poor Pope Francis…his priest are acting like ….well like rich basketball players instead of…priests. The Bishop took the money donated by the estate of the author of “Gone with the Wind” and instead of using the money to help the poor people of Atlanta, he built himself a mansion, no doubt to save the souls of all the rich basketball players that live there. (an impossible task) 
And speaking of souls…
In Poland, a polish priest is upset about the devil: Yes, Lego is turning toys into toys of Satan that will “destroy” children’s souls.
I guess he figures the adults souls are already destroyed.
In a presentation aimed at parents, Father Slawomir Kostrzewa said the popular Danish toy company had taken a lurch to the dark side with its series of Monster Fighters and Zombie mini-figures, and that they “were about darkness and the world of death”. (See Zombie eating MEAT!)
“Friendly fellows have been replaced by dark monsters,” he explained. “These toys can have a negative effect on children. They can destroy their souls and lead them to the dark side.”
Yes, with all the problems in the world…the polish are concerned about…the toys. (Not their toys of course, but yours.)
Nobody Wonders how these priests got to build these mansions IN THE FIRST PLACE! And when did they discover that Lego was a cosmic evil for Satan?
I suggest that the Pope start telling people to stop watching Zombie movies so that the toy companies won’t make Zombies, and the Bishops to start living in small apartments, like the rest of their flock.
But—when the Bishop is BLACK, I imagine, he will get to keep his big house, if only to give Obama a nice place to stay when he visits.
Nobody suggest that if the Bishop of Atlanta wants to keep his big mansion, he place tons of Zombie Legos’ on his lawn. And if the Slawormir Kostzewa complains, tell him to take it up with the Pope. Maybe the Pope can get Lego’s to make a few angels.
Come on…do I have to keep this world sane or what?
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