Nobody Flashes the Orvillecoprter
Nobody Flashes
Would you take your dead cat and make a remote-controlled helicopter out of it, and put it on the market for #$125 thousand dollars? Well…maybe you wouldn’t, but Bart Janen, (Dutch) decided it would be really fun.
He can fly his pet around the room, and take it outside and swoop the local dogs and neighbor kids. He called his “invention” the orvillecopter, after the dead cat, whose name was, you guessed it, Orville. Nobody is sure that this new product will catch on, but it’s worth a flash.
Would YOU do it for 125 thousand?’
Need I ask? 
Nobody’s Email: What Germans REALLY Think of Obama
Nobody Gets Email
It might surprise anyone living outside the United States that Americans hardly EVER see anyone outside our country criticizing any U.S. President by our media…On the contrary, we are told that Obama is worshipped the world over. The only place you can find the truth, is on the internet…as in this email.
(Thanks to Pattie)
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You can bet the pro Obama media will never print these pictures! A chuckle amidst the insanity…the world is laughing at our government and the corruption. These floats were part of the annual Carnival Parade in Germany watched by an estimated 3 million people in 3 German cities including Dusseldorf. 
“There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation: One is by sword, the other by debt” …John Adams 1826
“You cannot strengthen the weak, by weakening the strong.” A. Lincoln
“When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty.” T. Jefferson
Nobody Remembers the History of the Horse’s…Behind
Nobody Remembers
Here’s an email that tells you an interesting bit of fun in history and since it’s Friday,…and the “horses’ a$%- ” was just on TV…I thought it was too fun to pass up.
Enjoy! (Thanks to Tom Beebe) 
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The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s anexceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatriates designed the U.S. Railroads.
Why did the English build them like that?
Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that’s the gauge they used.
Why did ‘they’ use that gauge then?
Because the people who built the tramways used the same jugs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?
Well if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some old, long distance roads in England, because that’s the spacing of the wheel ruts. 
So, who built those old rutted roads?
Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England) for their legions.
Those roads have been used ever since.
And the ruts in the roads?
Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.
Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore, the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. In other words, bureaucracies live forever.
So, the next time you are handed a specification, procedure, or process, and wonder, ‘What horse’s ass–came up with this?’, you may be exactly right.
Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. 
Now, the twist to the story:
When you see (have seen) a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, you will notice that there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit larger, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses’ behinds. 
So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world’s most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse’s ass. And YOU thought being a horse’s ass wasn’t important!
Now you know, horses’ass control almost everything..explains a lot of stuff doesn’t it?
And I haven’t even begun to talk about Washington D.C. 
Just one sheet…..
Nobody Wonders
When I told somebody today that Sherly Crow had been said to have a brain tumor, this person said:
“So—-that’s what happens when you only use one sheet of toilet paper.”
Hey— I thought it was funny.
(And before you go saying I’m “heartless” let me say that my father, one of my best friends, and one of my dogs, all died of cancerous brain tumors…so I know the suffering that goes with brain tumors…but I refuse to lose my sense of humor, and if I get one, then by all means consider me free to laugh at, just be sure it fits ME! )
Liberal Ommmmming Loses Wisconsin Election…Voodoo Dolls Being Shipped for November
Nobody Knows
Last night, in a desperate attempt to force Scott Walker to lose Tuesday’s recall election in Wisconsin, all the people against him, gathered around, held progressive hands, and calmly called Gaia, or the great om master in the sky…and they collectively …ommmed.
This omming voodoo did not actually work..(Let’s not tell them why.) I’m sure all the Tea Party people were glad the liberal nut jobs finally shut up, and quite playing bongo drums.
So..Did hundreds of liberal wacko’s “omming” in front of the Capitol actually help them “LOSE”? They did…big time.
I don’t know, but I bet we see some voodoo dolls of Mitt Romeny stuck with pins outside the voting booths in November. Maybe some people will scarifice a few lambs, on the White House steps in the name of democray.
Nobody Knows, but I suggest all the liberals take up ommng in the Presidential election…so we can listen to more of this:#ooid=c5aGV5NDoA6ce1rjC1bw0mS3Rsg–pIY
Nobody Flashes Politically Correct MS America Questions
Nobody Flashes
Miss America hasn’t changed much since the beginning, except now, it’s being used as a platform to promote all the worries of our “government.” Listen to the questions these girls are asked by the judges…each judge carrying their question with the emotion of a Gestapo policeman: the bickering between the two parties, our obesity problem, should you stand up for your “religion”, Occupy Wall Street, and teen moms.
Nobody was as surprised as me as to how well most of them did fending off the liberal tone to the questions…and bascially saying, “Hey, it’s up to the individual.” Although…Miss Ohio (not seen talking in this video), did make the politically correct statement to the liberals when she said that the movie “Pretty Woman” was a fine example of what women should be.
A Prostitute! (see here)
Bill Clinton was having thrills…. somewhere.
Potus Gold
Nobody Wins–
When foreigners make fun of our dope smoking ‘President.” The one thing that really bugged me when I was reading about Obama’s teenage years of dope smokin; was that Volkswagon Bus. It was THE stoner logo of the 1960’s…but Obama’s dope smoking Chom gang was way past that time. What? Was Hawaii in some kind of time warp?
If you saw anyone who had that Volkswagen van, you knew right away that Cheech and Chong were their favorite movies, and they pretty much had no teeth.
So, you have to ask yourself–how did Obama go from being a really big drug addict (remember, he also went on to the harder drugs like cocaine) to become President of the United States? Is it any wonder he thought the concentration camps in Poland were …Polish?
Nobody Applauds Eastwood’s Daughter…
Nobody Wonders
As you know, I have a big thing about ugly purses, especially those that cost thousands of dollars, and believe me, they are all over the place. Go to any upscale mall and you will see hundreds of overpriced bags, most of them, one uglier than the next. 
So…when Clint’s Eastwood’s daughter and her boyfriend destroyed one of those ugly purses for fun I was going, “Alright! Yes! Kill that ugly purse! Scorch that sucker!”
Hey, I got it. For once I got the message….but others evidently programmed by the Marxist revolution were ‘appalled’. How DARE they destroy a $100,000 purse!
Eastwood and Shields – known for his work with video portraits and celebrity photography – decided to publicly demolish a $100,000 crocodile Hermès Birkin bag by setting it on fire before taking a chainsaw to it, all in the name of art. Francesca’s step-mother Dina expressed her disgust at the fact that she even owned a bag worth so much and stating that she does not understand the true value of money. “Some of us actually have to work and live check 2 check, spoiled rotten b***h to burn 100k bag” wrote one angry viewer.
So, the brainwashed, Marxists were all OVER CNN going on about how spoiled Clint’s daughter was, and the poor boyfriend had to come out and defend her.
Personally, I thought it was a fine moment in art history. I wish some guy would take some of those multi-million dollar paintings professed to be “art,” flame them up, and throw them off the Brooklyn Bridge.
I would be there to applaud such a fine moment in Art History.
The real point is, there are all sorts of merchandize sold by the rich every single day that cost under a $100 dollars to make, but are sold for literally thousands…and hey..people with money buy them!
Who are we to say what they can waste their money on? Only a Marxist would moan and groan about it.
I thought it was rather noble myself…one less ugly purse is gone..not to mention, some alligator was slaughtered for this purse. Where was PETA?
There is a restaurant in New York, that will serve you a spoonful of caviar for $90,000. Where’s the beef?
There is a cocktail that is being served up for the Queen’s Jubilee..that goes for $15,500.Where’s the beef?
And most of all, there is a “President” who spends billions just riding in Air Force One everyday, and hands out money (That’s not his to hand out) to all his friends so they reelect him…putting a whole nation of future generations in hock for his lavish lifestyle.
Where’s the beef?
The hypocrisy is overwhelming. So…Nobody applauds the young lovers for doing something this Nobody approves of: ridding the world of a butt-ugly purse not worth the innocent alligator it was slaughtered for.
In fact, I can think of a few other ugly purses they could use. 
Next time, put a picture of Karl Marx inside the alligator purse, along with a side of beef, and throw it to a big guy…who is waiting to be slaughtered and made into a new $100,000 ugly purse.
That would be more than art…that would be just plain fun! 
No Wind, Nor Rain, Nor Freaking Tornado…
Nobody’s Fool
Mr. and Mrs. Penee:
Now, here’s the American spirit still alive and well in Oklahoma! Even though there were tornadoes seen off in the distance, Caleb Penee and his bride Candra did NOT let their moment be spoiled, by some little old tornado. After all, they were far enough away and heading in the other direction, and damn it all…why bother spoiling their wedding?
It’s good to see the old pioneer spirit of our forefathers still alive and well in the heartland.
And you can be sure, that’s a marriage that will stand the test of time, babies, crappy in-laws, and global warming alarmists.
It warms my Nobody heart. Pretty cool.
Barack Obama, Who’s Your Daddy? Who’s Your Mama?
Nobody Reports
I love it when the country singers put their little guitar pickin’ fingers to good use…
This video is worth watching…simply because, it has a picture of Michelle that is downright scary. Really. I wouldn’t lie to you. Try to flash it out of you mind…I’m having trouble with that. Anyway…
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Floyd)
Nobody Flashes A Smart Dog
Nobody Flashes
Ahh…..We LOVE our dogs, do we not? Chaser the dog could teach me a few tricks…like how to remember where I put my car keys. My dogs are actually smarter than Chaser because they have figured out how to get me to do whatever they want at THEIR command.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: Pizza in 2015
Nobody Gets Email
This has been around the world a few times, but it’s worth watching again. If this really comes about, you can bet that Congress exempts itself.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody Remembers Donna Summers— or Maybe Not
Nobody Remembers
If you think that May the 18th is just another day, remember as you grab that morning energy drink…lots of things have happened in history on May 18, and here’s some of my Nobody thoughts on them;
On May 18….
1096 – Crusaders massacre Jews of Worm.
(The Jews lived in a city called ‘Worm?’ When you think of the shape of Israel, sort of could look like a worm. Those &$%$ crusaders.)
(Yes, not only the worm living Jews, the Acre Christians were attacked. And YOU think it’s over? HA!)
1631 – John Winthrop is elected 1st governor of Massachusetts.
(Good old John Winthrop. He was John Adams old schoolmaster and he taught a lot of those revolutionary giants. Goes to show you what a good teacher can do when he’s left alone.)
1642 – Montreal Canada founded 
(On May the 18th a great city was born…and then…)
1765 – Fire destroys a large part of Montreal, Quebec.
1756 – England declares war on France
(Which is bound to happen again sooner or later. I give it a few more years.)
1803 – Britain declares war on France after Napoleon Bonaparte continues interfering in Italy & Switzerland
(So, England became Britain? (?)Even back then, nations used to DECLARE war. They don’t do that anymore. That was a nice thing…you know…official war declarations. Remember those?)
1804 – Napoleon Bonaparte proclaimed Emperor of France
(It must have been hard crowning that little head yourself. )
1830 – Edwin Budding of England signs an agreement for manufacture of his invention, lawn mower. Saturdays are destroyed forever. 
(Man writing these historical records, actually has a sense of humor.)
1860 – Republican Party nominates Abraham Lincoln for president.
(And to this DAY, all Democrats proclaim him to be their savior, but forget to mention that he was a Republican)
1863 – Siege of Vicksburg, MS
(Three years later to the day, Abe has big problems. Three years later…Obama main worry is student loans.)
1897 – Irish Music Festival 1st held (Dublin)
(Think I’ll get drunk, dance Irish jigs, and mow the lawn today.)
1897 – Dracula, a novel by Irish author Bram Stoker is published.
(Continuing forever endless teen vampire movies where blood sucking is a good thing.)
1910 – Passage of Earth through tail of Halley’s Comet causes near-panic
(Same thing happens when Obama smokes and parties in the White House.)
1927 – Grauman’s Chinese Theater opens in Hollywood California.
(Jackie Chan was actually there.)
1933 – On the very same day, May 18th..The Tennessee Valley Act (TVA) Act signed by FDR, to build dams and the 1st major league All-Star Game announced for July 6 at Comiskey Park that it will be played as part of the Chicago World’s Fair.
(Proving once again, that Major League Baseball has survived floods, steroids, and socialist dictators)
1934 – Congress approves “Lindbergh Act,” makes kidnapping a capital offense
(Uh…they needed CONGRESS to make it a capitol offense? What was it before Congress stepped in..an interesting babysitting story?)
1934 – Jimmie Foxx hits 1st HR in Comiskey Park center field bleachers
(Back then, the steroid was beer and peanuts, but Jimmie swore before Congress that he did not drink or eat. )
1934 – TWA began commercial service
(And millions of men finally dreamed of flying a stewardess. It was where Hugh Hefner got his idea for the Playboy club. Honest. Really. He just added the rabbits. )
1948 – Saudi Arabia joins invasion of Israel
(There was an ‘invasion?’ And WHO did they join? Was it because of the Worm again?
1953 – 1st woman to break sound barrier (Jacqueline Cochrane, USA)
(No…that was actually Ethel Merman)
1954 – European Convention on Human Rights goes into effect 
(I thought this was important so that we all remember the date. Now, the European Union gives no human “rights.” to anyone unless they are part of the elite rulers. You’ve come a long way, EU.)
1963 – “If You Wanna Be Happy” by Jimmy Soul hits
(Never make a pretty woman your wife!) I love that song.
1964 – Supreme Court rules unconstitutional to deprive naturalized citizens of citizenship if they return to home country for more than 3 years
(Somebody call Singapore)
1967 – Silver hits record $1.60 an ounce in London and Gene Roddenberry suggests 16 names including Kirk for Star Trek Capt.
(Good for him. The black caucus now demands the whole country and all its wealth, and pretty much gets it. By the way…All they really needed to do is make just ONE demand—like the rest of us–resign.)
1980 – Mount St Helens blows its top in Washington State, 60 die
(Some because they were just too stupid, to get out of the way)
1994 – Israel withdraws from the Gaza Strip
(After the Worm trouble, I wouldn’t have.)
1998 – United States v. Microsoft: The United States Department of Justice and 20 U.S. states file an antitrust case against Microsoft.
(Bill Gates VS Janet Reno…Those were the good old days. Now we have The American Tea Party People VS Eric Holder)
Okay…that’s enough. Too much information? Well, you can always watch old Donna Summers video tapes…or an eclipse.You can never get bored..on May 18. History is a full circle of loons. 
(Now, wasn’t this more fun than me telling you how many times I had to sing “She Works Hard for the Money.” to a lot of really drunk, irish people? Really, I don’t remember. )
Nobody’s Full Moon Rising
Nobody Flashes
Well…it’s a full moon alright. I was saying to myself, well Joyanna, you can’t write about the stuff you usually do because you are so busy calling auto centers and saying, “Do you have any Chevy Impala’s?” Yes, I am pretty much sick of any kind of car that was ever invented. I’ve been to at least 30 dealers. The cars are starting to all look like booby traps for insanity.
My old 94 Cougar, (73,000m) got bombarded by hail, and it’s now…well..I don’t know where it’s at. I took it to a body shop, and my insurance told me it was not worth keeping. I’ve had some kind of a car since I was sixteen, and never been without one that I could get into and go.
I am…slighty crazy about NOT having a car.
Here we see some cars of the rich. Alice Walton drives a 2006 Ford 5-150. Ingvard Kamprad, Ikea founder drives a 1993 Volvo 240. Mark Zuckerberg has a black Acura TSX. And Bill Gates likes the Porsche 959.
So I ask you…is a 2011 maroon Impala too much to ask? See, not all the rich are ostentatious. I think Alice and I would really get along. 
Which brings me to a blog, that I was thinking of writing, because I am so sick of everyone else in the world complaining that Americans are selfish because they all have cars, while the rest of the world have bikes. And I am hearing that stupid complaint more often.
Okay,…focus on the subject of cars Joyanna.
An American without a car is like a carpenter without a hammer. I think Jesus said that. If he didn’t he should have.
And then, to make things worse, my internet went down….!!
“Hello” I said to the Charter tech guy, “I can’t get on during the day, but I can get on at night…what’ s up with that?”
“Sounds like a software problem to me.” he said.
And that’s why he gets paid the big bucks.
I went on one of my favorite sites tonight (Luxurylaunches.com) and coincidentally came upon an article which had the cars that the rich drive. I will be thinking of the second richest woman in the world tomorrow as I continue my search for the “perfect” Impala. My logic tells me I have one week to find a car, and if I haven’t found one by the last day, I’m going to buy a bottle of cheap wine, drink the whole thing, and then pick the first one I like.
And PS…if I’m not here this weekend, it’s because my computer died. In that case, I’ll be sure and blame the next car salesman I see.
One other thing, Notice how the “face” fits the car? (Alice, that’s not an insult.) Am I crasy? Don’t these people LOOK like their cars? Am I getting punch happy? What? 
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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