Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: Test Yourself for Alzheimer’s

Nobody Gets Email

Hey! It’s Saturday…the weekend over most of the world, and we can forget politics for two days…

Here’s a…joke I thought was…typically clever as far as email jokes were concerned. You have probably seen it, or…maybe not.crazy

I thought it was a good reminder of what happens when we watch Presidential debates…our brains might need a little rest:

(Thanks to JR)


SELF-EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE…It takes less than 15 seconds.


If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer’s Test

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

  1. _ _NDOM

  2. F_ _K

  3. P_N_S

  4. PU_S_

  5. S_X

  6. BOO_S

                                                                      

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Answers:

 

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong….didn’t you?

 

You do NOT have Alzheimer’s

 

You are a Pervert

August 7, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 3 Comments

Another Great Advantage Given to Illegals–Their Own Crossing Signs!

Nobody Cares

This was the bizarre topic at the local swim met today.Dead

  1. CHARLES COUNTY •A man whose remains were found scattered along Highway 370 Thursday was heading home from a tavern in the New Town area of St. Charles and walking from his broken down pickup truck when he was hit by a vehicle that did not stop, authorities said.

The man was identified as Shawn Christopher Daugherty, 35, a boat fiberglass repairman and bachelor who lived in St. Charles. Authorities are seeking the vehicle that struck Daugherty but don’t have much to go on.

Why is this so strange? Because someone called the police at 2.15 a.m. saying someone was trying to cross the highway. This is a highway that everyone at the pool takes daily, weekly…in fact my son drives on it to work every day.

He must have been hit soon after that, but, the police didn’t investigate the scene until …a WOMAN police patrol thought those bits of pieces of corpse lying all over the road were actually…human.

She called this in at 4.30..pm. Right about rush hour. The body was torn up into hundreds of little pieces, which means, drivers on that highway the whole night, and WELL throughout the whole next day, just kept running over what remained of Shawn.

Everyone said they thought it was a deer.

Nobody Knows who hit him first. BUT…you would have thought that SOMEBODY else would have reported that mess to the police. I’m sure hundreds of cars ran over the body.Illegals have signs

What does this mean? I would have called the police and said, “Hey, there’s a big mess out on the highway and people are going 70 mph, and this could cause a major accident! Get somebody out here to clean this up!”

Either nobody called, or nobody in the police department cares to talk about the fact that they didn’t investigate. I’m SURE more than one police car ran over that body too.

It’s disturbing enough to wonder why the guy was trying to cross the road, and why the person who HIT him kept going. But isn’t it even more disturbing that thousands of cars just kept going over him?

Poor guy. He had just been at a bar with his buddies watching the baseball game.

It didn’t make the national news, because he wasn’t an illegal.

In this country…they put up crossing signs for the illegals— like they do for deer…so they can cross safely.

The regular citizen gets no such respect.

Nobody Wonders...if it was an illegal that actually hit him in the first place and that’s why he didn’t stop. Makes sense.

But...Nobody Cares.

 

August 7, 2015 Posted by | absurd, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Second Debate: Fox’s Disgusting Game of Thrones

Nobody Flashes

What we witnessed tonight in the GOP debates, was one of the most unconscionable  displays of democracy and journalism ever witnessed. It was supposed to be a “Fair and Balanced” questions from journalists…to ask the candidates their positions on the issues.Fox News debate

But the FOX reporters went beyond that. They were out to destroy the front-runner, Donald Trump, and they did it right from the start: They went for his jugular. They punched him on the very first question, and him alone. It was clever, a frontal attack, and a brutal one.

The first question, was not a question, it was a demand of allegiance to the GOP Party:

“Gentlemen, we know how much you love hand raising questions so we promise this is the only one tonight,” Fox News’ Bret Baier opened the debate by asking. “The only one. Is there anyone on stage—can I see hands—who is unwilling tonight to pledge your support to the eventual nominee of the Republican Party and pledge to not run an independent campaign against that person? Again, we’re looking for you to raise your hand now, raise your hand now if you won’t make that pledge tonight.”

It was a strategy they hoped would paint Donald as a traitor. But you could tell, by the look in all their eyes, that right after they did it, the whole country must have exploded on social media. Their eyes told it all.

I’ll find out if I am wrong tomorrow. They took the front-runner and symbolically tried to cut his throat.angry cat

The attack is that basically, Trump would divide the republican party and Hillary would be President….and so, don’t even listen to him tonight.

I have NEVER been so disgusted at FOX News in my life. It was bad enough when they had the utterly incompetent Jeb Bush standing next to Trump for so long so that everyone would see Jeb was taller….it was pathetic that they had to stoop so low, trying to give Jeb every opportunity to win some points. But they can’t.

What FOX news did tonight was repeatedly, try to destroy Donald Trump.

Afterwards, they did their audience survey to vilify the man for saying he would run for a third-party. It was staged. Trump to his credit, was honest, but that first blow I do believe even threw him off.

Fox tried to twist it afterwards into the audience hated Trump, but that’s not true, the audience reacted with boos to the QUESTION, to the demand that was made. Everybody heard it, but afterwards they spinned it to make everyone think it was Trump that they were booing….not them.

Bull.

The questions were always loaded with attacks, and not just on Trump, although he received the worst of it.  The Democrats don’t do this to themselves, why in the world is FOX doing it? They get around Obama and they are sooooooooooooo nice.

They will say, “Well we have to ask tough questions! ” Do they? You can ask a tough question without getting nasty, and vicious. Megyn Kelly was especially vicious.

Or unfairly, as tonight.

Or unfairly, as tonight.

As far as the rest of the candidates: Ted Cruz always does a great job, Huckabee was good off the cuff, Rand Paul is still angry but right. And thank god for Ben Carson who was the smartest one of the whole bunch. Ben has held life and death in his hand, and you knew, that he sort of floats above the fry.

But then, none of them are getting attack like Donald. The way they treated Ben Carson tonight— was like he was just the “token” by the GOP and the network.

They all had a few good lines….but the first debate went much smoother. I was expecting attacks, but NOT from the three FOX amigos.

Trump came back, as best he could. But this first debate showed one thing:

Fox news is “NOT” fair and balanced. It’s pure Rino/corporation propaganda. And instead of Jeb having to destroy Trump, they are going to let their reporters do it.

It was…disgusting. And Nobody Wonders if the America people were smart enough to see through FOX trying to tear Trump to pieces.

They must fear him above all others.

Really…fear him.

And guess what? On the Drudge Report, the people say Trump won the first debate. Thank God we still have Drudge. I didn’t see a clear winner simply because the FOX moderators were so atrocious.

All they really did, was piss a lot of people off.

If the American people are smart, then what they did to Trump is not only going to backfire on the GOP, but FOX News is going to lose millions of viewers. He IS in first place.

But then again, this was predictable. I just thought they’d dig up a scandal, not put their reporters reputations on the line for an election.

It was FOX that lost tonight.

That’s money. No matter what you think of Trump, that was unconscionable.

The propaganda is strong on the radio…”Trump is going to divide the party! OH NO!”

Let him. The republican party is dead, and sooner or later the American people are going to wake up to the brainwashing that has been going on for years.

 

 

 

 

 

August 6, 2015 Posted by | Donald Trump, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes Carly Wins First Debate

Nobody Flashes

My Nobody thoughts on the first GOP Debate:

First: FOX declares overwhelmingly that Carly Fiorina was hands down, the winner. And she was. She’s been good for quite a while so, THIS suspicious nobody was looking for the reason WHY all of a sudden, FOX news is thrilled with Carly? So, here’s some thoughts on the first debate which I must admit was more fun because my husband watched it with me and he HATES politics, and never watches it at all.

I promise not to repeat anything he said about any of them, probably not printable, although WAY too funny.

My husband and I watching the first GOP debate.

My husband and I watching the first GOP debate.

Rick Perry: I was looking around for the Marlboro’s man horse. He stood center stage, feet apart, like a man waiting for the Texas Rangers to ride in with his ten gallon hat, to which he would climb upon his horse and then get off and smile real big, and hand out some cigars. Rick insisted that Donald Trump was a celebrity and not a conservative. But that was only after Martha McCallum asked everyone what they would say about Donald Trump.  Clearly, not fair to Donald. They could have used those minutes to talk about other issues, why not ask the same question about everybody running?  But then again, it was almost a loaded “Go ahead and trash him!” question. The Bushes sitting in their mansions, must have loved it.  To this Nobody, the first planted attack by their reporters to cut down the lead of the Trumpster. Rick says TEXAS is great, but, I guess you’d have to ask the people who live there. I can only take his word for it.

Although, for big business, I’m sure he’s right. Is his border secure? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah….ummmm…ahh…

Rick Santorum: Probably the best he’s ever looked. LOVED the suit, which looked as if he painted it on. Rick has come a long way since his last run, and he did a good job talking about his successes in Congress.  We’re happy he has nine kids, and it’s nice to know he’s been supporting them without welfare….but he looks like the neighborhood football coach.

Jim Glimore: Who? Where did THIS guy come from? I kept seeing visions of Lou Grant. I didn’t get the feeling that he was there to really run for President but to warn America that we are in grave danger. Which was ONLY thing Lindsey Graham talked about. But, he was likable enough. Nobody suspects the GOP Rinos likes to pack the field with different men to get out their messages, but I could be wrong.

Lindsey Graham: “When is he going to come out of the closest?” said my husband. He’s not married. And he looked asleep. My husband kept making loud snoring noises especially when he said he would be a great commander-in-chief with all the enthusiasm of a Galapagos turtle deciding to eat a small tomato.  Evidently the GOP wants the audience to know that we need to send troops into the Middle East. Because Isis is going to get us here.

And then we all ask” So, why are we LETTING them into the country, morans!?” That question was not asked..but there was another recent entry that had the same message..George PatakiGOP Debate part one

George Pataki: Yes, he was governor of New York on 9/11, and was bragging about that, which make the rest of us wonder how the governor of New York on 9/11 did not PROTECT New York on 9/11..with some jets…you know…maybe some missiles, or paying attention to the first attack on the Twin Towers? Pataki has all the right talk, but look at him. He’s like a windup doll. My husbands’ comment: Let me show you this Pinto. 

Bobby Jendal: I really like Bobby, but my husband kept saying he looked like an Indian Jimmy Carter which threw me into laughing  As everybody know, I like Bobby Jendal. I find it hard to criticized him at all, but he does better when he can walk around.

Carly Fiorina: The first question Martha asked her was loaded with negative comments about her, but she held fast. And then later I noticed when she was talking they cut her time short with that bell. She kept talking.

She was, as usual, prepared, succinct, and presidential. She comes across as someone you can trust.

NOW…back to my point. Yes, it was clear she won the debate, but why all of a sudden has she become so popular by the FOX news reporters?

My guess….Jeb. They know he will lose to Hillary, and running Carly as a VP will help him, as much as Sarah helped John McCain. The Rino’s are salivating.

I have watched Rick Santorum give Carly a shout out, and then Rick Perry did the same tonight. And I also noticed the look on Carly’s face.

She doesn’t want second place.  And she knows, they are scoring points by simply giving her praise…the woman’s vote is important.

Her answer on Trump was superb, she questioned his policies but not the man. Unlike Jeb Bush who had called Trump an asshole.

Yes, she won.  Nobody could deny it…

And now, the second act…

One thing is clear…Donald Trump came out with such great and bold flair———that all the politicians have had to up their game….

And the big game is soon to begin!

August 6, 2015 Posted by | Presidential Debate, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Knows…the Troubles I’ve Seen…(Okay, so that’s a song, it’s also a good title)

dashoundNobody Knows

I had one of those really bad days,…..I left the house at ten am, and didn’t get home until well after midnight, due to my car breaking down, and me running around town trying to get it fixed before it kills me on the highway,  and here I am thinking…

Should I write really meaningless stuff, that even I will be bored by because I’m so tired? After all, I have NO idea what damage Obama did to the country today, but if it’s like any other day…I need to give it my FULL attention, and since I’m wet, (from the rain) and tired…the answer I gave myself is:

NO!

You torture enough people.

Trust me, I do this because I really appreciate everyone who visits here daily.

In the words of the Terminator…”I’ll be back” ….shortly. After I get some sleep.

Tonight, or tomorrow.

 

August 6, 2015 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | 3 Comments

Christian University Punishes Kid for Being Smart

Nobody Wins

Nobody told me when I was going to college that I had to “obey” the teachers viewpoints. The REASON I quit college was because I had the very naive notion that since I was PAYING for courses, I could take whatever I wanted, agree or disagree with whatever they were teaching, and use the knowledge however I saw fit. I thought that college was like buying a car, or a book, or anything else for that matter.

Boy, did I find out quickly that it was the teachers, who were in control. It was just another extension of high school. The communists (progressives) were already entrenched in all colleges when I was the once starry-eyed young woman who LONGED to learn everything they could offer, and I found out that no..you can only take what they wish to GRANT you. Or let you. And god forbid you question any teacher. You want a great job? YOU…are at their mercy to get that degree, and you MUST obey.

Half of the teachers were nitwits, and borderline communists. I couldn’t have been more shocked. When did America become a dictatorship?

And so, it continues to this day…but the colleges are now deciding that they want more control over you…as Harry Vincent, a student of Texas Christian University found out:Harry was suspended basically, for being a conservative.

They didn’t like what he was posting on his “social sites.” What he said was what every American is thinking at the moment–he said…OMG..that Islam is not a religion of peace. He was…suspended for that rude comment among other things.

The university took swift action. Associate Dean of Students Glory Robinson ordered Harry to apologize for what he had written on his private social networking pages.

“Dean Robinson said I was going to need to write an apology letter and a letter stating what sort of punishment I thought I deserved,” Harry told me. “She told me not to use Freedom of Speech as a defense – or else I would be more severely punished.”

Harry said he called his online attacker a “s***head” after she bashed the  Armed Forces and wrote that America deserved what happened on 9/11.

“Any red-blooded American’s blood would have boiled at the sight of what she wrote,” he said. “I let my anger get the best of me.”

I don’t get it. Facebook, Twitter, emails, are much like conversations, and NO university should be able to punish you for what you say on those sites. Any fool knows that if some guy is a nutcase, and he happens to go to a certain university, it’s his buck. It’s no reflection on the university. And that should apply to everyone. The ONLY job the university should do, is deliver the product: knowledge. Period. These facists should not be allowed to punish anybody unless of course they destroy property on campus…or any similar crime by law.

But no one should be punished for using their right to speak freely.

This is coming from a TEXAS…CHRISTIAN…University.

If I was this boy’s parents I would sue at least for damages and want my money back.

This is a clear and present danger, and good for this kid. Quit that cesspool, and make sure everybody knows to NOT waste their money there. Nobody Wins when even our Christian schools bow to the dictatorship of our Muslim President.

But what is worse, is that because of the control over education these administrators are given, they only promote the “progressive” kids into success, and the smart people drop out…thereby destroying some of the chance they might have had to make more money.

I’ve seen it happen only too often.  I would have loved to stay in college, but because of the insanity I dropped out, and made my living as a musician.

Let’s hope this kid finds a decent university that will love to have him.

 

 

August 4, 2015 Posted by | education, Uncategorized | , | 4 Comments

Gaddafi Was Sending Money to Farrakhan…AND…Who Else?

Nobody Reports

I posted this because this man, Louis Farrakhan, was Obama’s mentor for twenty years…and he IS a Muslim, and he is calling for the killing of whites in America, because the Koran says that “retaliation” is a prescription from God. Do you see this man being arrested? No. You won’t. In fact, he is going to lead another million man march in Washington D.C…I’m sure Dick Gregory will be right by his side, since the Census Bureau is paying him also to make racist speeches.

Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan called late last month for black Americans to “rise up” and “kill those who kill us” if the federal government fails to “intercede in our affairs.”

And here’s a little fact that most people don’t know. It’s being reported now as fact, that Hillary and Obama were gun running weapons in Libya, and the ambassador was trying to STOP those weapons, and so he was expendable, therefore the cover-up. (Source: Jerome Corsi of WMD)

The connections between Louis Farrakhan and Obama go even further. Did you know that Gaddafi was sending money to Farrakhan? Yes.

So that’s leads the question, was Gaddafi’s money also going to Obama? Was that why he was in Farrakhan’s church every Sunday?

Hillary got rid of Gaddafi….was that just another…. cover-up? She was protecting the money coming from the Muslims to the democrats from ever being found out?

Nobody Wonders. 

August 4, 2015 Posted by | corruption, criminals, Hillary Clinton, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: GOP Presidential Candidates

Nobody’s Perfectgop poll

The big news this week, was the great rise of Donald Trump. With each passing day, Trump has gained such a remarkable lead in the Presidential race, that the rest of the Presidential  GOP candidates could only sit back and see their own presidential ambitions fading as fast as babies popping bubbles in a bubble bath.

So, the GOP candidates were all there tonight on the debate stage in New Hampshire…and by a wonderful twist of fate, were made to sit next to each other and listen to each other.

The looks on their faces said it all: You could see frustration, anger…hopelessness, and better than most Americans, the real leader was so far ahead, he just didn’t show up.  I bet Jeb Bush wished he would have skipped this instead of Iowa. Jeb Bush skipped IOWA, but this was New Hampshire–it’s near Bush country.  Jeb was leading there..for about 2 days.

I didn’t get to watch it all, but I did catch their closing speeches where they were asked to give a 30 second summation of why they want to be President.

Here’s my grades on their speeches:


Rand Paul: Rand, is pretty mad. He’s mad at Trump. He’s mad because in his mind there IS no contest as to who should be President. He did throw out a nice idea about being able to take the cost of college on your taxes, but then, if everyone is paying a flat tax, HOW does he do that? Rand is having trouble smiling these days. His final speech was not really convincing…mainly because he’s angry. He gets a C+

Marco Rubio: Rubio spent a LOT of time trying to convince everybody that amnesty that he signed up for, well he’s rethinking that. Despite his enthusiasm, and his tough talk on Iraq, he still seems green. Very green.  His speech rated a…C

Ted Cruz: After watching Rand, I must admit, I didn’t think Cruz could muster much. But boy, I was surprised. Out of all the candidates he seems to sincerely love America. His speech was very Presidential— while many would consider it full of political platitudes, when coming out of his mouth, it ends up being uplifting and inspiring. And we have seen, that Ted is the one who stands up to Congress…so he’s easy to believe. I gave his speech an A. Best of the night.

Ben Carson: You get the feeling by far that Ben Carson is the smartest guy in the room.  But his ending speech sounded more like a guy just having a conversation and being a teacher, which I think is his greatest gift. Ben is reaching for the stars and so let’s hope, he lands at least on the Moon. I gave his speech a nice B.meme four

Scott Walker: What is it about this guy? I just can’t get enthused about him. Maybe he’s TOO cerebral.  He talked mostly about HIS record and kept off what he would do for the country, which I don’t think he has a clue. He’s got his state down, but the world?  He never attacks Washington D.C., which is why I don’t trust him. His speech was lame, I give him a C.

Rick Perry: Rick is VERY hard not to like. He is fun to listen to, and full of that good-old-boy Texan lovable personality that speaks America. But, Bush had that too, remember?

He talked about energy, putting forth his strong points. Rick’s speech,  next to Ted Cruz’s, was the most fun of the night. I give his speech an B+. Although, most of us can’t believe that our best days are ahead of us. Not really…But he IS trying to get that last spot.

Bobby Jindall: Mr. Jindall is one of my favorites…I can picture him as President. He’s probably the ONLY governor that I would trust. Too bad the camera man gave him such a terrible shot for his speech. Was that on purpose? SURE! I gave his speech a C++…not quite lofty enough.

Lindsey Graham: Well. We need to GO to war, and kill ISIS or they will kill us. That’s his story. When he got to his speech he choked up, and couldn’t talk. REALLY? What is it with these Rino’s crying? His speech was so bad, I gave it a D-…and that’s only because he was crying.

Carly Fiona: The commentator tried to trip her up. Out of all the contenders, she does have the experience to deal with world leaders. I even think she would be more competent than even Sarah Palin, and that’s saying something. She has NOT given up, and good for her. I gave her speech a B+ She did great tonight.

Rick Santorin: Rick has matured, and seems to be getting better with age….but the media has ignored the guy entirely because he really is the MOST conservative of all of them.  I gave his speech a B.

John Kasich: I have NO idea what he said. All I can do is get visions of his face, which reminds me of one of those charpoy dogs. I DO remember him saying he has been a ‘servant’ of the public forever, and that’s when I stopped listening to him. So, I’m not going to even grade him.

Chris Christie: The commentator’s question gave him a big punch, but Chris stood his ground. Still, none of us can forget him being buddy with Obama. His speech was not much. Christie already knows he doesn’t stand a chance….I think he’s already accepted it. I give his speech a D.

George Pataki: George sounded like he just said everything that Carly said. LOL! Everybody loves him it seems, but there you go, another politician…and from New York no less. Sorry, I don’t remember his speech. I must have had a brain freeze.

Jeb Bush: Boy, did HE mess up. When asked how different he was from his father and brother, he started to stammer and talk about how he had a Tee Shirt that said if you talked against his dad he would meet you outside and beat you up. The guy cut him short before he could say anymore.

Jeb, got a big F.

So, there you go, none of them are perfect, but there are a few gems.

 

 

August 4, 2015 Posted by | Presidentcial Election, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes Another Important Message From Mark Dice

Nobody Flashes

Mark Dice has only to go down the block it seems to entertain the masses. I know. I had to post this because it was so unbelievable. Not one of these people have an idea what the Bill of Rights even is.

The first lady was just downright scary. But, be of good cheer, I post a few of the comments below to show that here ARE Americans who have read the Bill of Rights.

And by the way, Hillary WOULD get rid of those pesky things in a heartbeat. In many ways, she already has.

So, enjoy, as I did, comments from the peanut gallery!

 

Rob Olivieri 10 hours ago

Not knowing the importance of the Bill of Rights as a American Citizen is like not being knowledgeable of the alphabet, which would be insanely stupid, unfortunately 1984 will become more of a reality in no time the rate we our proceeding at.

MrBepruitt 9 hours ago

LMFAO!!….watching the black guy talking out of his ass trying to act like he is smart…

 

Frank Ch. Eigler 6 hours ago

Mark, how do you keep a straight face with all that?  Botox?

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Mark Dice
 4 hours ago Because I am in shock at their stupidity.baby confused

 

+cerberus189 Yep! However most people couldn’t tell you what The Bill of Rights is or what it means. They know all about the latest pop singer, trend on Twitter, but have no idea what their rights are. They’re Zombies.

 

roll Masters (4Freedom) 5 hours ago (edited)

I’m so glad I moved from that mindless state… Ah fuck this state is full of ’em too! THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!!

 

 

August 3, 2015 Posted by | progressives, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Save the Planet! Make Politicians Extinct!

Carly FionaIt is a man-made disaster. … That’s the tragedy of California, because of liberal environmentalists’ insistence — despite the fact that California has suffered from droughts for millennia, liberal environmentalists have prevented the building of a single new reservoir or a single new water conveyance system over decades during a period in which California’s population has doubled.”–Carly Fiorina

Nobody’s Opinion

It’s just another day in California…thousands of acres of trees being destroyed, thousands of animals of all kinds dying. And thousands of people will lose their homes to fires…all throughout the West.  Add to that, thousands of articles are being written blaming the destruction of so much beauty on global warming. Man, is evil according them–and the cause. Fire in California

Well I have to agree. There ARE men that are causing this, but it’s not the dumb nobody like you and me driving our SUV’s, it’s the U.S. Government, thank you very much.

Yes, what has our lovely ‘government” done for us here? Forget the illegals for a moment –who more than one has started fires just to get some extra work…and left trash all over the Southwest….

I was thinking about the ONE argument that all the GOP Rino’s have been saying—- WHY Donald Trump cannot win…

They are all repeating like parrots in prostitutes parlor: He  has no government experience…they say. 

Rick Perry is especially upset about that.

Wow. Instead of having me review what seems to many of us a priceless advantage—I thought I’d post this excellent explanation of what happens when government gets involved with the environment from the last REAL reporter for the Rolling Stone Magazine: P.J. O’Rourke. P.J. lays out succinctly how our government’s interfering with the environment has caused the country to fall apart faster than normally allowed.

From his book, All the Trouble in the World: (An excellent book for your library.) All the trouble in the world

While the rest of America was hugging trees, the U.S. Forest Service was selling them at throwaway prices and allowing clear cutting in places where ecological damage would be extreme and reforestation almost impossible.

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The Bureau of Reclamation was damming rivers, turning scenic canyons into motorboat parking lots, and leaving salmon with no place to have sex. the electricity produced by these dams and the water collected behind them were sold at below market prices permitting cites to grow where cities shouldn’t and allowing farmers to irrigate land they oughtn’t. The land suffered salinization: The cities trembled, burned, and got covered in mudslides. And disaster relief was paid with our tax dollars.

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The Department of Defense used more of those tax dollars to dump hazardous wastes on public land. There are between five and ten thousand federal property dump sites. Having paid for them once, we’ll pay for them again. In September 1991 the New York Times estimated the cleanup costs will be between 75 and 250 billion dollars.

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Meanwhile the Army Corps of Engineers was traipsing around draining wetlands and mopping up flood plains so that if we’re ever invaded, our enemies won’t get their feet wet.

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And the Bureau of Land Management was abetting the degradation of thousands of acres of range land by leasing grazing rights to ranchers dirt cheap, dirt being about all that would be left when the subsidized cattle got done hovering welfare grass.

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And, because of various laws passed by idiot Congress, the only way for the Forest Service to become richer and more powerful is to cut the trees it grows. When the Forest Service manages a forest for recreational purposes, the recreational fees go to the U.S. Treasury. But the Forest Service gets to keep a portion of revenue from logging and gets appropriations from Congress to manage land that’s logged. In the Tongass National Forest in Alaska, it cost the Forest Service $100 in access roads, environmental impact studies, and so for the to get a tree ready to be cut. The tree then sells for $2. In the real world this would be a $98 dollar net loss. But of the Forest Service its a $102 gain to the budget.

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The DOA, (Department of Agriculture) has been paying crop subsidies since 1927.  The subsides are production based. the more you grow of something nobody wants, the more the government pays you for growing it.

***************global warming cartoon

The government has another method of keeping food prices high, through acreage reduction programs. The DOA culture gives you cash for staying in bed and planting nothing. But in order to get paid for not farming a piece of land, yon have to prove the you used to farm it. So woods were cleared and swamps were drained anyway, to get money off leaving them alone later.

Yes, good old Uncle Sam can destroy more of the physical beauty of America than any rush hour L.A. freeway daily drive to work. Add to that the politicians and their corporate jet setting around the globe, and you have a government who is just salivating to destroy the REST of America, and the globe, and they know how! They’ve been doing it for years.

All they need is every country getting on board.  So little time! The Planet MUST be saved! It will cost trillions!

(sign here)

So, all those governors who claim to have superior experience because they have been a governor, Senator, etc….ask yourself: Is that REALLY want we want? MORE politicians? Politicians who set up money-making environment scams in order to get MORE money to fix the environmental problems they cause?

Obama is on the road to putting up Windmills all over the country. The people who mourn for one Lion, could care less about millions of dead birds.

The only thing that will save the planet is…make all politicians extinct…before they kill all life on earth.

Maybe we should make them all have windmills in their back yards.

Let THEM pick up the dead birds.

 

 

 

August 2, 2015 Posted by | global warming | , | 2 Comments

Are You As Smart As A Two-Year-Old?

Nobody Flashes

She’s two. I can’t wait to see what she will be doing at four.

Mensa is probably already sending her postcards.

 

August 2, 2015 Posted by | Life | | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Let’s Remove All the Labels.

Nobody Gets Email:

They had me at number one:

Enjoy!

(Thanks to JR)

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 New and improved perspective…
 
1. I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

3. You can tell a lot about a person’s mood just by their hands. If they are holding a gun, they probably upset.

4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you’ve just met? That’s common sense leaving your body.

6. I don’t like making plans for the day. Because then the word “premeditated” gets thrown around in the courtroom.

7. I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row. 

8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

—- Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what’s your plan? 

———- Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.

August 1, 2015 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment