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Michael Moore: Sniper Alert—-

Nobody Reports:Michael Moore fat zilla

Michael Moore has been on a tweeting marathon: In regards to Clint Eastwood’s very successful movie about the hero American sniper Chris Kyle, he said this:

“My uncle killed by sniper in WW2. We were taught snipers were cowards. Will shoot u in the back. Snipers aren’t heroes. And invaders r worse”

(Translation: Michael needs attention. Obviously, FOOD is not enough to fill that girly man insecurity hole burning in his stomach.)

“But if you’re on the roof of your home defending it from invaders who’ve come 7K miles, you are not a sniper, u are brave, u are a neighbor.”

(Michael Moore, thinks all jihadists and Muslims in the Middle East have a right to shoot as many American soldiers as they possibly can. Even his uncle would be ashamed. )

“Hmm. I never tweeted 1word bout American Sniper/Chris Kyle. I said my uncle killed by sniper in WWII; only cowards would do that 2 him, others..”Michael Moore, eat the rich

(Hmmm, you didn’t REALLY think we’d buy that now did you Michael? You didn’t have so say his name, you are talking about the movie of the greatest sniper in history, (Which is Chris Kyle) so….you pathetic poor excuse for a human, I’d advise you NOT to get near a veteran anytime soon. In fact…best stay home and keep eating.

Every hamburger that you eat, is a tribute to Chris Kyle.

Nobody Says—(Actually, that’s not true, today most of America thinks this guy is nutty)

What a …moron.

P.S. I usually don’t like to make fun of fat people, but in this case, an exception is almost mandatory.

January 19, 2015 Posted by | Liberal Lunacy, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

MLK DAY: Black Lives Matter…Somebody Tell Obama

 

 

Nobody’s Opinion

I’m glad it’s Martin Luther King’s Day today, and in celebration, and I would like to say…MLK day

WHITE LIVES MATTER!

Wait. I can’t say that. Okay…

IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN!

THIS BUD’S FOR YOU!

I CAN’T BREATHE!

WHERE’S THE BEEF?

Why don’t all those rioters just put on their NIKE’s and shout, “JUST DO IT!” while they run down Malibu Beach?

Nothing like a good slogan to get you going. And the recent “black lives matter” slogan insinuates to the world that white people are evil. Especially white Americans.

COMRADES! UNIT AND BREATHE!

Everybody is forgetting that other people besides blacks matter too. The MLK marches are going to be plastered all over our TV’s today, Being that MLK was a great man, he would think white lives matter too..wouldn’t he?

Would MLK be upset that they made another movie about whites killing blacks, when in reality, TODAY, in 2015, it’s the blacks killing blacks, (not to mention all the black babies being aborted) that is putting all of Martin Luther’s King’s hard work, backwards?

If not, then he is no man to worship.

And despite what you will be hearing tomorrow, not ALL the blacks are on Obama’s race card boat.

One of the black Caucus members that went to church in Ferguson today said that Ferguson was a “turning point in race relations.”

Really? Which way are they going?Al Sharpton and obama

We have gone backwards thanks to our first black President. Not only is he trying to reincarnate the 1960s, and the race riots, the black race unemployment rate is twice that of the whites under Obama. There actually was a middle class back in the old days before civil rights.

The democratic party has done a bang-up job keeping the blacks on the liberal slave choo-choo train. And like the slave owners of old, they have kept many of them ignorant, uneducated, and poor, on purpose.

The one thing that Obama did accomplished, is he got blacks to actually get off their butts and go vote. Yes, if the blacks had not gone out and voted for Obama in the last two Presidential elections, they might actually have jobs now.

Wait.

You must realized by now, that blacks…CAN vote, don’t you? In mass numbers. They’ve proved it by electing Obama… So…

Why all of a sudden do we have to make a movie about how blacks can’t vote?

I haven’t seen Selma, but I’m told it’s mostly about whites killing blacks and trying to keep them from voting, or whatever happened I’m not sure. It was not our best moment in time. And just in time to promote that the blacks should keep marching and blocking highways in 2015, ..is a movie, timed perfectly , and let me say that again…PERFECTLY….to be released JUST before MLK Day— called Selma, put out by Obama’s tried and true helper, the second richest black woman in the world, Oprah Winfrey.

Oprah Winfrey and other stars of the movie “Selma” will march in the Alabama city Sunday afternoon in honor of Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday.Selma

Timing is everything.

The very next night, the first black President will give his “state of the union” address where he will no doubt talk about how our race relations are (the whites fault) and then after smearing on the guilt, with a few well-timed camera shots of crying black mothers he will ask for all C students to get free college tuition. He will ACT like that applies to white kids too, but we all know that’s not happening.

All of this misery will be blamed on the republicans.black caucuas

And no doubt, some mothers of ‘murdered’ black children by racists cops will be sitting next to Michelle and crying big tears, to remind the rest of America, how prejudice we all still are.

Hand over the money.

Obama will have another message for the blacks “They are being kept from voting”, because they shouldn’t have to show an ID. The real reason for no ID voting is so illegal’s can vote, but Obama doesn’t want the blacks to know that. He’s fighting for them.

Obama is about to make the poor blacks compete with the millions of illegal’s who will now take over America. Forget your minimum raise.

The robots are coming.

Yes, your black President will be stabbing his black fans in the back.Oprah

Obama’s economy is SO bad, Ferguson was a godsend for him: And who is behind this Obama black revolution?

For one, Karl Marx: “From the drastic dissolution of society it was the complete loss of Man and the dissolution of the hitherto existing world order. “

In other words you must destroy, and THEN build. And who’s good at that?

George Soros—-Hillary’s and Obama good friend:

Ferguson, was a product of Soros:
In an apparent effort to “keep the media’s attention on the city and to widen the scope of the incident to focus on interrelated causes — not just the overpolicing and racial discrimination narratives that were highlighted by the news media in August,” liberal billionaire George Soros donated $33million to social justice organizations which helped turn events in Ferguson from a local protest into a national flashpoint. Organizers from professional groups in Washington, D.C., and New York were bussed into the Missouri town to co-ordinate messaging and lobby to news media to cover events using the billionaire’s funding.

The cash was reportedly funneled into keeping up numbers of protesters in the community over a period of months by bringing in outside activists.George Soros two

Meanwhile papers from think tanks were disseminated to bring in extra coverage of the civil unrest, also linked to the police killings of Eric Garner in Staten Island and Tamir Rice, 12, in Cleveland, Ohio.

Soros also gave money to the Drug Policy Alliance, which worked on the perpetuation of the ‘black lives matter’ buzz phrase, which has been incorporated into speeches by political figures including Hillary Clinton.

And that’s what you have in a nutshell: The black society has been destroyed—- “a drastic dissolution of society.” Fatherless children born into poverty, given a terrible education, and kept on the hopelessness of welfare and drugs.

And now the time is ripe.

All they need a good slogan.

Today…”BLACK LIVES MATTER!”

Tomorrow…not so much.

Somebody–tell the President. Obviously he still thinks it’s only his black life that matters, not theirs.

January 18, 2015 Posted by | American Culture, Race, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Why We Will MISS the Family….

Nobody Gets Email:

Here we have the timeless sayings of the last great generation, whose common sense has long since left the planet.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe, who is still a kid.)

I really liked the TIME TRAVEL…what’s your favorite?

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Most of our generation 50+ was HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.

 

1. My mother taught me

TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL  DONE . “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside.Monkey laughing

I just finished cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock You into the middle of next week!”

4. My father taught me LOGIC. ” Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, You’re not going to the store with me.”

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case You’re in an accident.”

7. My father taught me IRONY. “Keep crying,

And I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. “Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?”

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times.

Don’t exaggerate!”

13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out…”

14. My mother taught me about  BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION . “Stop acting like your father!”

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in This world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.”

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it from your father

When you get home!”

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes,

They are going to get stuck that way.”

19. My mother taught me ESP. “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know

When you are cold?”

20. My father taught me HUMOR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,

Don’t come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me

HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. “You’re just like your father.”

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. “Shut that door behind you.

Do you think you were born in a barn?”

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.

25. My father taught me about JUSTICE .

“One day you’ll have kids,

And I hope they turn out just like you !”

   This was only sent to the over 50 crowd because the younger ones would not believe we truly were told these “EXACT” words by our parents

 

 

 

 

 

January 17, 2015 Posted by | American Culture, humor | , | 4 Comments

When is Hollywood Going to Make the Annunaki Movie?

Nobody Reads

Forgive me for going off the deep end today, I am STILL reading The Lost Book of Enki, translation of the Sumerian Tablets by some guy who says that the oldest known human literature has all the stories of the Bible in it: Cain an Able, Adam and Eve, the Flood…and I’m taking it very slow because—-it’s just too damn funny. Annunnaki ship

Just to refresh your minds on the story of the Anunnaki, according to the Sumerians, the Earth was populated by a race of aliens from the planet Nibiru. The big King there sent his sons to mine gold on Earth and ship it back, and they basically mated with some primates on Earth to make the first HYBRID to do their work for them.

At first the female alien scientists, tried mixing up the sperm of the male aliens and the ‘human’ DNA —but one of the male Annunaki just mated with a human one day and that worked out pretty good.

Let a male Anunnaki a two legged female impregnate, let a combination offspring be born!

Taller the Earth child grew in the image of the Anunnaki he was not: His hands for tools were not suited, his speech only grunt sounds was.

We must try once more! Ninmah was saying The admixture needs adjusting:

The point being they had a lot of trials and errors trying to come up with the perfect human, but once they got that going, the male aliens started having sex with them, and soon, they had a lot of new slaves to do their work. Which was growing food, mining for gold, and tending sheep..sheep brought to earth from Nibiru for everybody to eat.

Just for grins, they even take one of these new hybrids BACK to their planet, but when he is there he is told by his alien father NOT to drink the food there. These aliens think IF he drinks their food on their planet he will be able to live thousands of years…just like them! They don’t want the humans to live too long.

After a lot of success in getting tons of gold sent back to their planet, ..global warming happens. The crops start dying. They blame it on the sun, not their big space machines polluting the planet which shows how much THEY know. The ice is melting, and they know the planet will soon flood. This is okay with them because they really don’t care about Earth anymore, due to the fact that it just dawned on them that by hanging out on Earth,  they are aging! OMG winkles on Anunnaki! They age faster on Earth than on their own planet of Nibiru! So, they all decided to leave.

Cindy Crawford was not born yet. If ONLY they had stuck around.

And that’s where I’m at in the book. And so, in light of having too much fun, I thought this movie review was right in line with how most liberal movie reviewers AND liberal book readers interpreting ancient Sumerian tablets look at life.

Enjoy!

January 17, 2015 Posted by | History, humor, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: And Now, We Pray….

Nobody Gets Email:

Update on my son and thanks for asking! 🙂
After he came out of his heavily drugged euphoria, he is finding out that ..it’s going to be a while before he can lay, sit, move, walk, or bend comfortably. BUT…since my husband has two titanium rods in HIS back, (Put in by the same doctor) he has at least another man in the family to assure him that “Yep…it’s going to hurt for awhile.”
The body is an amazing thing though…and hopefully, in 2 weeks he will be able to walk and sit.
Remember that song? “A Mother and Child reunion is only a motion away.”   With me, it’s more like  a nano-second. Anyway….
I got this today and thought, it would go well with my last post.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kris) dog praying
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In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you: 

Dear Lord: The last four or five years have been very tough. You have taken my favorite actor – Paul Newman; my favorite actress – Elizabeth Taylor; my favorite singer – Andy Williams; my favorite author -Tom Clancy; and now, my favorite comedian – Robin Williams. 

I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, and I have a special place in my heart for Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton….

January 16, 2015 Posted by | humor | | Leave a comment

Lie of the Year: Obama Cares

Nobody Cares

I can’t think of a way to start this blog piece. I really can’t. I was raised in the American family tradition of work very hard, chin up, live your life honestly, try to always do what’s right…treat others as you would like yourself be treated…the essence of Christian values.

Yesterday, I spent the day at the local hospital where my son had back surgery. It was a long day. My only brother and his wife were there, my husband and I, and my son’s current girlfriend, Meka, all sat there in the prep room, joking around.

He was scared. Who wouldn’t be? Your spine holds a lot of nerves…one false slip by any doctor and you could be paralyzed.

The hospital where this surgery was to be performed, is one of the worst in the city. Like most hospitals in low income areas, it has a hard time keeping afloat. I’ve spent many a long day in that hospital since both my parents suffered from brain hemorrhages, and there were times I wanted to write a horror book that would make Stephen King’s horror look lame. I had to be there at the hospital every day to look after both my parents just to make sure they weren’t killed by neglect.

I once knew a man who had the wrong leg cut off at that hospital. And the things I saw, would make any person doubt their sanity.Obama lied

BUT…this hospital has one of the BEST nero-surgeon in the country. His name is Dr. Lu, and he is one of those men who seem to float above the masses. In fact, of ALL the people I have met in my life, and some of them are very famous, I have never met anyone that I have been more in awe of. In the first 2 minutes…I would have trusted him with my soul. And he had agreed to do the surgery.

My son, was nervous. Some kind of blown calcified disc was lying on one of his main nerves. He has lost all feelings in one leg, and therefore, other important parts of his body. He went on like this for months, not being able to sit down, and having to drive 40 minutes to work, every day was horribly painful to say the least.

But, when he could bear it no more, he had to get the surgery done.

Thanks to Obama…and Obama’s great care, my son could not afford insurance. And Obamacare is much too expensive. But of course, we all know that now.

For those of you lucky enough to still make middle wage jobs, there are many young people, who can only find jobs paying around $30,000 a year. St. Louis is that economy. There are no jobs here, and most of them are either in government, healthcare, or fast food. Like Detroit, the jobs are just gone.

My son, was in dire pain every day for years because he couldn’t afford to fix his back.oh no two

Luckily, the doctor agreed to do it for less. The family had to put $4,000 done up front, and then when he gets the bill, it will be a nightmare trying to figure out how to pay for this. I don’t want to even think about it.

This has to be happening all over the country.

When I was young, and a single mom, health insurance was actually affordable. I had an insurance policy that covered both my son and I for about $235.00 a month. Nowadays, the state pays for those single moms.

Obama said more people would get covered while pushing Obamacare! How wonderful it would be!

Well, he lied.

If you are black, or illegal, you can get covered.

If you are white, and poor, or a veteran, you will go broke trying to pay your medical bills. He knew this, and he really doesn’t care. It’s all about re-distribution.

So, If you wonder why I hate…yes, I hate this President, then you know why.

He hates us.. Especially the common white American who “clings to their religion and their guns.”

We have the most racist President in history.

Today, at his press conference, Obama stood with Iran. He sent John Kerry and James Taylor to sing the French a song.

Treating the French like children. And it’s totally embarrassing to any America who remembers that we used to have adults in charge.

Who ARE these spoiled brats?

I was brought up with “Turn the other cheek.” I’m tired of turning the other cheek, and getting slapped every single day, by our government and the vast media complex of rich liberals. They print money to keep the corporations in big profits while the dollar goes down, and the little guy can’t afford food anymore.

You wonder why America is fat? Is it because REAL food costs too much? Bread, and snacks, and soda filled with caffeine keeps us all going while working two jobs?

As far as I’m concerned, there is a terrorist in the White House….and a group of rich elites in Washington who are afraid to stand up to him.tea party five

You know how classless he is? Today, before he introduced David Cameron, the British Prime Minister, he had to mention how we defeated the British in New Orleans.

And THEN after that slap, he said how David is his best friend.

You know who does that kind of stuff? Psychopaths. Read up on them. They all do it.

I suppose you could say that America had been here before and it’s been much worse, but that’s not the point. The point is…this was NEVER suppose to happen. Even in our worst time, our Presidents were not..completely against their own country. Obama is. And yet….there are men like Dr. Lu…such good men everywhere.

And, I don’t know how to end this rant. Except to say, it’s getting hard for me to find the good men anymore.

And I now know, how it must have felt before Jesus.

But…having said all that, if you don’t have your health, you don’t have much. God was good to us yesterday. Now, if he would just do something about that ‘President’.

By the way,—-thanks for listening.

January 16, 2015 Posted by | Obamacare | | 4 Comments

Nobody Remembers Human Tails

Nobody Remembers

Columbus once wrote about an island where all the people had tails. Here’s some other things human’s got rid of…(sort of.)

 

January 16, 2015 Posted by | science | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Years of Liberal American Teachers, and Nobody Wins

 Nobody Fool:

I’m combining my two Thursday titles today, because they deal with the same subject: our wacko, liberal, no-brain, liberal teachers who run our schools and universities.

So, let’s start with a man who has won the Nobody’s Fool Award many times before–The VERY American, Wild Bill–gives us some examples of really stupid things done by our schools:

Actually, No. 2 almost happened to me. I went up to my local grade school to gather my son after school one day, and just walked into the school, into the hallway and down to his class. The teachers that were still there ran OUT of their rooms and began to panic An actual parent was IN THE SCHOOL!!

OMG!

The principal RAN down the hallway (Okay, she was pretty fat, and watching her run was funny) and told me that I HAD to leave immediately.

“Hey, schools out. I’m just here to pick up my son and walk him home.”

“Well, if we let YOU do it, we’d have to let every parent do it!” she exclaimed. “If you don’t leave now I will have to call the police.”

“Well then, call them.” I said. “I pay your salary AND theirs.”

She didn’t call them, but I was told I was not ever allowed in that school again without signing in first.

What is so strange about this is the year was 1984. This was long before Columbine, or 9/11, or anything like that. The little dirty secret is that the liberals have been taking over control of our kids for decades, and making sure the parents had absolutely no say whatsoever in their little brainwashing endeavors. They just kept us OUT of the schools. We were only permitted one night a year. People were so busy working they just accepted it.

And because they did such a bang up job of brainwashing so many kids, we now see this happening:

Nobody Wins—

–when Muslims are allowed their prayers to be BLASTED all over the frigging school!  Can Christians BLAST their prayers all over Duke University? I’d start demanding it.

OVER The intercom, just like the Muslims. And then the Jews should get their turn too. Add some Wickens to that.

The National Cathedral now holds Muslim prayers. How nice is that for all the people who lost loved ones on 9/11?

And that’s what happens when you have liberals run your schools…they end up electing a Muslim to run their country, simply because they really are..

That uneducated. (I could have said stupid, but…go ahead. I’ll let you.)

January 14, 2015 Posted by | education, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

It Was a Rousing Speech, But Five Years too late.

Nobody Wonders

John Boehner’s speech on the floor of the house today, was…a dollar short and at least five years too late. If he meant what he said, then he would start impeachment proceedings.

But he doesn’t. For months now, John has had people working on funding Obama’s amnesty.

But..it was a nice speech.

Nobody Wonders what the Speaker will do AFTER Obama vetoes all his bills.

A. Give another rousing speech.

B. Say impeachment would hurt the country.

C. Take a vacation.

D. All of the above.

 

 

January 14, 2015 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Draws a Red Line

 

Nobody Knows—

Today we find out from various press sycophants that ‘President’ Obama really didn’t know that the leaders of 40 nations were getting together in France, because nobody told him.

Nobody Knows how many times Obama can use the excuse that he “didn’t know” about whatever (FBI, IRS, Fast and Furious, Van Jones, Benghazi, Obamacare…) Nevertheless… Obama never seems to tire of using the old, “He didn’t know.” excuse for everything.

If the Empire State Building got hit by a missile, California was sold to Mexico, or Michelle was raped by Bill Cosby—Obama would be the last to know.

This video shows what is happening all over England, France, and Europe. The Muslims have come into those country, and literally taken over entire neighborhoods. And then, they multiply, as the old saying goes, like rabbits. The poor native citizens are forced to fund the Muslims and their families. Feed them. Clothe them. Educate them.

Basically—-pay for their own suicide.

This is the reason that the leaders showed up in France. Those rich elites will someday, have no control over the Muslims. It hasn’t gotten that bad here…yet.

On my street, the Muslims now buy up every house that becomes available…and they lay low. They have big meetings, but they do NOT talk to the neighbors, and basically look at every one who walks by their door with disgust.Gladstone

I live, in the middle of Missouri. My local community center was turned into a Mosque. If you are not a Muslim, you are not allowed.

Never in my lifetime would I have imagined that to have happened in America. Never.

Wikipedia reports that the overall number of mosques in the United States quietly rose from 1,209 in 2000 to 2,106 in 2010. The number of Islamic places of worship in the United States soared 74% in the past decade.

Under Obama, the next two-year, that number will multiply.

So, even thought there is quite a bit of cussing in that video, I applaud Tommy Robinson for standing up for his country.

Muslims do NOT assimilate. And like the blacks, they don’t want you in their neighborhoods.

Nobody Knows how this will end. But, the storm…IS coming.

Gladstone, it turns out…was right.

 

 

January 13, 2015 Posted by | Islam, Jihad, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

If You PAY to see Liam Neeson’s New Movie, then YOU have been taken.

Nobody Flashes

I heard this news on Rush Limbaugh’s program today, and had to laugh. Liam Neeson has joined Sylvester Stallone in complaining that America citizens should not have guns—WHILE at the same time, making MILLIONS off those same people by promoting violence with guns.Liam Neeson

“There’s too many [expletive] guns out there,” Neeson told Gulf News at a Taken 3 presser in Dubai. “Especially in America. I think the population is like, 320 million? There’s over 300 million guns. Privately owned, in America. I think it’s a [expletive] disgrace. Every week now we’re picking up a newspaper and seeing, ‘Yet another few kids have been killed in schools.’”

You tell me, how they see no hypocrisy in themselves and what they are saying.

“A character like Bryan Mills going out with guns and taking revenge: it’s fantasy. It’s in the movies, you know? I think it can give people a great release from stresses in life and all the rest of it, you know what I mean? It doesn’t mean they’re all going to go out and go, ‘Yeah, let’s get a gun!’’”

So, tell us Mr. Neeson…do YOU own a gun? Sorry. You can’t claim “It’s a fantasy” ….you are endorsing the right for a man to protect his family by agreeing to make the film. We understand that YOU live in a fantasy world where you hang out with the superrich and can hire body guards, and live in castles with heavily guarded gates, but hey, some of us live near Ferguson. We NEED our guns. What DON’T you get about this fact?

You DO have a choice Liam. You don’t have to make those films. Why do you think Americans LIKE those films? Is it because we believe in the right to protect ourselves? Or is it because we just think you’re so handsome?

Jeeze.

But, hey, if these guys want to shoot themselves in the foot, let them. After we heard Stallone put down the American public we never spent another dime on him, and we use to see all his movies.Sly Stone

I don’t care how many more RAMBOS he makes, or even if Liam makes TAKEN 22, I will never spend another dime on seeing any of their work.

Nobody Thinks they both have enough money and who knows? Maybe ‘somebody’ is paying them big bucks to say this stuff.

Or…are they that stupid?

You tell me.

So, do YOU want to give your money to support men who put you down, and think you are stupid? You know what this Nobody really thinks about these two?

In a real fight in the real world, they’d be the first ones out the back door. They are …..actually cowards.

My dog has more cahonies, and she’s a female.

 

January 13, 2015 Posted by | American Culture, Entertainers, Gun Control, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Katie Kropas VS Barack Obama

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week we have two people who amazingly had no clue of what was happening around them: Katie Kropas, who didn’t know she was pregnant for a whole nine months, and ‘President’ Barak Obama, who had no clue he was supposed to go to Paris and join the Western leaders in solidarity against Jihadists who are waging war on everybody. …

Or he could have at least send somebody.

Let’s start with Katie first.

Katie was having back pains one morning, and they were so bad she went to the hospital. Wondering what the heck was wrong, she rushed to the hospital, where an hour later, she gave birth to her 10 pound daughter!

Lovely! An added ten pounds is just the usual Christmas cookie caving right?

And then there’s forgetting you are the President of America and you have a duty to actually represent America. After all, it is your job. So when Obama didn’t show up in Paris last week to stand up with the other 40 leaders of the world–the world got rather insulted: Evidently, he just forgot, and to get everything together at the last-minute, would take too much time.

In other words: All the best hotel suites were already booked.

So, President Obama, spent the afternoon sitting at the White House, watching football.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

On the one hand, nobody says how the boyfriend feels about his girlfriend not telling him she was pregnant, and if he will buy her story…but another baby born? That’s always a good thing, and Katie looks like a happy mom.

So…once again, the Nobody’s Perfect Award goes to ‘President’ Barack Hussein Obama. We might be able to forgive him for not wanting to hang out with other snobby European elites, but he could have at least sent Jeb Bush. (LOL!) Or Hillary. Or even Jerry Lewis.

It’s not like it was Super Bowl Sunday.

January 12, 2015 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Why We Should Worry About Obama’s State In the Womb

Nobody Reports

My husband and I have a battle going on in the car: Tell me if this sounds familiar: He has a tendency to drive too close to the car in front of him. He KNOWS that’s a death waiting to happen, so why does he do it? For years I have wondered about this.Men in car

I am always shouting “HEY! SLOW DOWN! I WANT TO LIVE!”

If traffic ahead suddenly stops, I, in the passenger seat see it, but he doesn’t. WHY? Because he is, a man. His concentration is on everything around him. His peripheral vision is excitedly tuned in to just about everything. (Including all good looking women.) IF a helicopter should fly out of the sky in the blind spot of his car, he will take quick action and miss it.

He also does another thing…..he dares. Other drivers. Ladies? You know what I mean?

Needless to say, it’s a matter of extreme frustration to him when I hold my head down and cover my eyes. He thinks, he’s driving fine.

On the other hand, when I drive, I tend to focus on the car in front of me. And so, if someone is coming up behind or besides me, he sees them, and I don’t.

This causes the usual blaming and typical ‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” comments until one day, I figured it out. His brain was taking in all aspects of the scene except the front, my brain was taking in a more narrow view. And it was because of our brains.

Either way of driving could get us both killed. Now, we work together. I watch the front, he watches everything else.

So, let’s discuss something nobody is talking about these days:—Something that not too many people are reporting: The scientific FACT that men and women’s brains are VERY different. There are shades of gray of course, but on the whole..guess what? FACT: Your mother’s hormones flood your brain with testosterone in the womb if you are a boy and this shapes your man brain. Of course, mother nature does this all by herself, unless s of course, your mother is under great stress during the pregnancy, which if you are a boy, you might get blasted with a bit of estrogen, which will add a bit of the female to that brain. You might end up loving to shop for some unknown reason.Female brain

Here’s what the scientists have found:

Female brains are more lit up and colorful than male brains. On the whole female brains have 15 percent more blood flow than the males. Thus, far more cortical areas, are processing emotions in the female. The female also has a lot more connection between the two hemispheres of the brain This little nerve bridge that connects the two hemispheres is called the corpus callosum and these nerves in women are about 25 percent bigger.

Male brains tend toward more development of such complex spatial skills as mechanical design, measurement, direction, abstraction, and manipulation of physical objects. Testosterone surges have a special effect on spatial functions in the right hemisphere of the male brain. Because the man does not have the corpus collosum nerve connection between the two hemispheres, he doesn’t connects as many feelings to words, or even thoughts to words. If the feeling or thoughts needs to move from the right to the left hemisphere, it takes a while for men. While women use six or seven cortical areas for languages in both hemispheres. Men on average use about half the amount of words that women do.

And then you have the brain chemicals.The Male Brain

Men have less serotonin than women, the chemical that calms us down. They also have less oxytocin, the empathy chemical. So men choose action first, talk later.

The male brain also does not hear as well.

That’s right ladies…you think he is ignoring you, but maybe he really didn’t hear you.

The amygdala and the hippocampus is also different. The hippocampus is why the female remembers how the husband was trying to hide his attraction to the female sitting next to him on the plane, and she remembers every single denial that he uttered as he practically went into a coma.

And this one is the one advantage that as a woman, I really don’t like: The female brain never rests. This is probably due to the fact that she was responsible to making sure the baby wasn’t eaten by the hidden panther in the cave while daddy slept.

Men on the other hand, can ZONE OUT. Men can take mental naps. That’s right. They can be watching football and ZONE OUT. NOTHING is going on there ladies.

Yes, it’s true. At times the men are just…not thinking anything.

For a good example of female and men brains at work, someday watch the morning FOX show called “Outnumbered.” The show has one man on, and he sits in the middle of four females who basically, never shut up.Outnumbered

They can’t help themselves.

The poor guys, just sit there quietly, and once in a while, when they think he can back up some point they have made, they let him talk.

Any man that goes on this show, should get a medal. Or more than likely, he doesn’t care if he talks, he’s just enjoying the view.

So, right now, my husband is killing someone in his video game, and if I went in and said something to him, he wouldn’t’ even hear it.

I could say, “I have been seeing Chris Pine while you are at work honey,” and he wouldn’t even blink. In fact, even if he did hear it, he would know I was kidding. No emotion whatsoever would surface on his face. A woman on the other hand, might emote over it for days even to the point of having a mental breakdown.

And that brings me to “bridge brains.”

A male brain that has some female aspects, or a female that has some male aspects.

That’s another blog.Male and female brain

Some conspiracy theories think they are putting female hormones in our water to make the world full of Obama’s pajamas boys. I’m not so sure they are wrong. As for Obama’s lame action against all threats to the United States? Who knows what tremendous stress his mother was going through while flying all over the world pregnant? Maybe pajama boy really IS Obama.

Having said that…it’s all the more reason that whatever brain you have, hang on to it! Especially if you are a man, playing video’s or watching football…tell your wife to go read a book, or go shopping…it’s your man brain controlling you and unless she wants to find herself a woman to live with— it is, what it is. We need all the male brains we can muster at this point.

And if you are a man…just let your wife talk away. Zone out.

Men, women

After all, her poor brain just won’t let itself rest.

Have a little pity.

 

 

January 12, 2015 Posted by | Barack Obama, science, sex, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Obama Insults the Leaders of the Free World…Typical Muslim.

Nobody’s Opinion

While America escaped into the Golden Globe Awards tonight, where even the Hollywood elites stood against the Muslim terrorists, (Or stood up for Hillary?) the rest of the world is talking about one thing:

When the world leaders stood united today in France, Obama couldn’t bother to show up, NOR send his Vice President, OR his Secretary of State, OR his wife, (whom I’m sure could have done some shopping) OR even his Attorney General, who was there, but didn’t want to stand out in the cold or have to deal with any of them, or even to consider how badly it would look for the one world leader in the world, one whose own cities stood an even bigger attack than in Paris…the &$^% couldn’t even bother to show up:APTOPIX France Attacks Rally

What….an…..ego..

This on Drudge

The U.S. attorney general, in Paris for a terrorism summit with French President Francois Hollande, did not join world leaders such as German Chancellor Angela Merkel, British Prime Minister David Cameron, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas for the march and rally that drew a million people days after 12 were shot at satirical paper Charlie Hebdo. Others such as Obama and Vice President Biden were also not in attendance.

Oh…but don’t worry dear world, Obama is King. Above all the leaders of the world, and just to show what a great guy he is and that he does care, he is going to invite the leaders of the world to come to the WHITE HOUSE for a meeting with HIM.

If I were them, I wouldn’t show up.obama does not care

Every one of us has had a friend or relative in their life that does this: It’s called the “Hey, I have something better to do with my time you lowlife!” They are above doing certain things, especially if it’s an inconvenience in any way. Then, after they have insulted you, they throw you a crumb of some kind, which does nothing but celebrates themselves and gets them something.

Obama is a typical user.

But…what’s even more appalling about all of this, is not what Obama didn’t do, but what he is planning to do…he is going to use this for another grab at control and power.

And he will use this scare to get government control of the internet. Where there will be NO free speech rights. On top of that, once Obama gets a hold of the internet, it will be taxed just like a unity.

And like your electric, and your gas, your price to get on the internet highway, will rise up every single year.

Obama continues to act against the Jews, despite all his BS lying.  In fact, even though the terrorist made video tapes announcing their ties to Islam, Obama and Eric Holder are very careful not to ruffle any feathers:

Attorney General Eric Holder avoided naming a specific terrorist organization as responsible for last week’s attacks in Paris during a flurry of appearances on Sunday political shows.

“Well, at this point, we don’t have any credible information that would allow us to make a determination as to which organization was responsible,” Holder told ABC’s “This Week” host George Stephanopoulos.

“I mean, one of the things that we have certainly gleaned from these interactions, is there’s a greater need for us to — to share information, to knock down these information-sharing barriers so that we can always stay on top of these threats,” he said. “One nation cannot by itself hope to forestall the possibility of terrorism, even within its own borders.”

“I certainly think that we are at war with those who would commit terrorist attacks and who would corrupt the Islamic faith in the way that they do, to try to justify their terrorist actions,” he said.

“At the same time, our partners around the world are actively implementing programs to prevent violent extremism and foreign terrorist fighter recruitment.  The summit will include representatives from a number of partner nations, focusing on the themes of community engagement, religious leader engagement, and the role of the private sector and tech community,” the White House spokesman added.

Translation: Give us control of your internet, put US in control. and we will prove to you that Islam, is a peaceful religion and these are just criminals.

In the meantime, the poor people in the European Continent are wondering :WHY did they let all these Muslims into our country in the first place? Why?

It’s time for all Western nations and people to speak up and tell all Muslims in our countries, “You will tolerate US now, or go home.”

Before Obama silences us all.

 

January 11, 2015 Posted by | Muslims, Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment