101: Beer Opening
Nobody Flashes
It’s hot. Finally. And I thought that at least ONE of my readers would enjoy a few ideas on how to put your imagination to work and open your beer bottle, while also entertaining anybody around you.
My personal favorite was the guy who cut the beer can with his teeth.
(Thanks to J.R.)
Enjoy!
The Difference Between Obama and Bush: Russ Tice is NOT Living in Ecuador
Nobody’s Opinion
I was watching a movie today called IKE. Tom Selleck played the WWII general, Dwight Eisenhower and he did a fairly decent job. It was all about recreation of the days leading up to D-Day and the heavy decisions that the general had to make leading up to the invasion. I only mention this because in the movie, Eisenhower talked about psychological warfare.
Psychological warfare, was used during all our wars by the generals who wanted to influence the enemy. I don’t know about you, but I can’t help but think that WE, the American people, are now being attacked by our own government…with…psychological warfare. We have been relentlessly manipulated on every issue: Gay rights, abortion, guns, illegal immigration. The right people to deliver this propaganda has been placed on every channel. The real news is being replaced with commentary, and psychological warfare.
And it’s all over our movies and entertainment. For years now, we have been watching endless doomsdays movies and TV sitcoms, which put fear into us. Our politicians are on TV daily, telling us what to think, and what will happen to us if we don’t think or believe what they tell us. You can’t tell me the government isn’t in on all these “Zombie, end of the world.” sitcoms. Sure, they can be fun, but is that ALL they can think of?
Oh right. They did release a movie about two nutty guys joining Google, just to advertise Google.
No, to this Nobody it’s as obvious as the rain on my roof. The propaganda to change America has been ongoing and pernicious. And above all: Treasonous. For example, witness this gestapo like interview by David Gregory of the Guardian’s Glenn Greenwald, on Meet the Press this morning:
Yesterday, on all the Sunday talk shows, the gunning for the NSA whistleblower Edward Snowdon…… was surreal. I feel like my mind is being put under machine gun attacks. Snowdon, has endangered us all. It’s official. Now the terroritst won’t use cell phones anymore. We are now, all in danger. High danger.
Right.
Gee, the Boston Bombers were on FACEBOOK and the FBI didn’t even notice them.
I’m going to write about Snowdow tomorrow. But today, take a listen to THIS former NSA agent, Russ Tice, who worked during the Bush administration. Mr. Rice, tells us that he was wiretapping Supreme Court Justices, Congressmen, and the then running for Senator, Barack Obama. He thought it was insane. Gee…wonder why Dick Chaney didn’t call him a traitor? Did I miss that? Why does he get a pass and Snowden doesn’t?
Instead of us all being outraged by the government that is doing this, our attention is RE-directed to the new villain on the screen: Snowdon. He’s in Russia. He’s in Cuba. He is cavorting with the communists. He is destroying the world.
There are two sides to this story. You either believe that the government is right, or you believe that Snowdon was trying to do the right thing. It depends on who you trust.
There IS a another side.—- IF we are attacked by terrorists, then you can bet your next boy-child that they will blame that traitor, Edward Snowdon for it. NOBODY in our government will be blamed for not protecting us.
Nobody. They are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever to blame.
And that’s the psychosocial war-game that they have already won…isn’t it?
Michael Hastings; The Reporter that Did NOT go to Moscow
Nobody Flashes
Gee…Michael Hastings, the reporter who brought down McCrystal, gets paranoid, and commits suicide by crashing his car into t tree. Of course, we have a video saying nobody was following him. Did somebody tamper with his car? Sure looks like he was going pretty fast.
But no! How dare you even THINK that anyone would harm this good reporter. Okay, you conspiracy nuts! Listen up. I’m only going to say this once:
JFK Jr. was NOT shot down by Bill Clinton because he was planning on running for the Senate seat of New York, thereby depriving Hillary Clinton of her chance to get into the Senate.
Princess Diana was NOT killed by some plot from the crown, because she was becoming a big embarrassment, why, it always takes an ambulance 4 hours to get to the scene of a crash. What, did you think that the royal family gets special treatment?
Vince Foster committed suicide and Hillary Clinton had to shred all his notes to protect their affair. Wouldn’t you?
There IS no conspiracy to gather all information about American citizens in order to control them forever. They NEED to listen to everyone to make sure grandpa isn’t planning on attacking the good citizens in the Mosques.
Obama really did win the election. There really is not one single person in Philadelphia that voted for him.
Obama really was born in Hawaii, because if he was born in Kenya, he would go and visit his brother on his next trip to Africa!
What is wrong with you people! You honestly think that the 4th amendment is all about your right to privacy? No, a President’s right to protect you from all harm trumps that…what is your problem?
Really. You people who think our government would kill a reporter for revealing secrets…don’t know what you’re talking about.
This is America.
And the feds have all the hallow-points, because they love you.
Don’t you forget it.
A Reason to Go White Water Rafting in Alaska
Nobody Flashes
I love it when someone comes out and starts promoting herself for President, simply because her main qualification it that she IS a woman. Hillary said this in Canada, because she wants their vote to help her become President:
In a video of a private Clinton speech posted to YouTube on Friday, Clinton told a Canadian audience that she hoped the U.S. would elect a woman to the White House because it would send “exactly the right historical signal” to men, women and children. She said women in politics need to “dare to compete” and the nation needs to “take that leap of faith.”
So, you want us to take that leap of faith for you Hillary? Just like the people in Benghazi did?
Remember when your mother told you that just because your friend Johnny jumped off a cliff, does that mean the you have to follow him? Same thing. Go ahead! Vote for the first woman President, Hillary Clinton, and jump off the cliff with her!
Oh boy. Is the first black man to be President going to let the first woman be President, or are the American people going to “elect” the THIRD family Bush into the White House?
All of a sudden, I want to go whitewater rafting in Alaska.
Nobody’s Email: Why Women Live Longer
Nobody Gets Email
Hey, it’s Saturday. The men are out doing the “Honey-do list” and the title of this picture was: Why women live longer.
I know. I really don’t think this was staged.
Nobody’s Fool: Wild Bill—Again.
Nobody’s Fool
Wild Bill sums up Marco Rubio pretty well in this video. Marco Rubio has been the biggest promoter of amnesty for illegals of either party. He is on every radio station. I am starting to see him in my garage, my grocery store…the local gas station. This weekend is the Fiesta here in my neighborhood, where hundreds of people from all over South America come up to sell their blankets and stuff, and no doubt, never go back. Frankly, I think this figure of 11 million illegals that Marco keeps spouting out every chance he gets is a very low number. According to most experts, it’s more like 40 million. And if they are all “In the shadows” then who is counting them?
Wild Bill is my Nobody’s Fool of the week, because he states what many of us feel but don’t dare say, Rubio is a disappointment. He’s hard not to like so therefore, harder to put down. Like Bill says, almost all conservatives liked Rubio when he first appeared on the scene.
Harry Reid can have his July 4th amnesty bill in the Senate. I’m wearing a cowboy hat with the words (Follow the Wild Bill) on my cowboy hat because I’m pretty sure only a handful of people know who he is. Speaking of that….I need a new flag. My liberal neighbors and Muslims have had it too good for too long.
Wild Bill hits the mark, I adore his “take no prisoners” attitude. Who wouldn’t want this man at their next summer barbecue?
Nobody Remembers the Norwegian Immigrant
Nobody Remembers-
With all this talk today about the immigration bill in the Senate, it’s important to remember that America has always been sold to the immigrant as some dream place: But according to Hans Brandt, a well-educated Norwegian who immigrated here in the 1800’s…maybe they should think again:
“I advise the student, whether of law, theology, or medicine, against going to America. I know that Danish, German, and even Norwegian students have had a hard time making a living, and even competent graduates have had to take undignified jobs as bartenders. The seaport towns and the larger cities are everywhere so crowded that workers and artisans are often unemployed. The only one I advise to come here is the farmer, although to the one who is wealthy and making a good living in his native country, he should stay there, for he will have too great difficulties and wish the he were back home again. Everything goes against him. Language difficulties bother him, he gets into wild forests or vast prairies where he often has three to seven miles to his nearest neighbor. There is no church. To hire laborers to work on the farm is very expensive, and because of this and the low prices on grain, it is often difficult to make a profit on the large farms. I prefer Wisconsin to Illinois. The water is bad in Illinois and the best areas have been bought up by speculators.”
Hans went on to complain about the Norwegian colony twenty miles from Milwaukee, who had no religion and were selfish and cruel to many that came around, including him.
“For months now I practiced as a doctor among these people but I should have starved to death if I had stayed there, since they would not even pay for the medicine.”
So, Hans, who was a Norwegian, judged his own native countrymen in America as ignorant. He said that everyone thought they could find a job in their own field, but when they got here, they ended up doing manual labor.
I wonder what Hans would have thought about food stamps, don’t you?
Obama, If You HAVE to Speak at the Berlin Wall: At Least Keep Your Coat On.
Nobody Wins
Obama thought he’d make himself another historical moment in time by speaking at the Berlin Wall today, but it turned out to be a big nothing. The novelty of the first black American President was just that it seems…a novelty. Last time he spoke at the wall, it was “Hey, let’s all go see the first BLACK American President!” and 200,000 showed up. Today, only 5,000 came, and they were all invited.
His own family didn’t show up, they went sight-seeing.
But, that didn’t stop Obama for trying to score brownie points with the liberals of the world, and especially those at home who just found out that Obama is worse than Bush, and is listening to their every word…so he needs to shore up his friends and give them some hope, and the usual liberal Hollywood elites made a video to help Obama promote his new mission: Save the world from nuclear weapons. In the video, they demand “Zero”
Oh right. If these people think that by demanding Russia and Iran to get rid of their nuclear weapons, then obviously, they need to replace their cracked mirrors in their mansions.
Let’s see…check out these recent pictures…body language tells the story here. Look at Obama compared to Putin. Obama is sweatin.’ He has met a man who isn’t afraid of the community organizer, or his Hollywood friends. Obama will disarm us, and Putin will continue to stockpile.
And Russia just did something many Americans, including this Nobody, thinks is smart. They made it illegal to teach homosexuality in grade school. Really. There should be NO sex taught to kids at all when they are young. America is starting in kindergarten with that nonsense.
And America has to now go to Russia to get into space. It’s almost…embarrassing.
But Obama wasn’t concerned about that: He was busy preaching to the Germans about saving the rest of the world. Give the elites lots of money, and they will solve global warming and poverty. (These vacations are getting expensive.)
“We may enjoy a standard of living that is the envy of the world, but so long as hundreds of millions endure the agony of an empty stomach or the anguish of unemployment, we’re not truly prosperous,” Obama said. “We are more free when all people can pursue their own happiness.”—–“more severe storms, more famine and floods, new waves of refugees, coast lines that vanish, oceans that rise. This is the future we must avert, This is the global threat of our time. And for the sake of future generations, our generation must move toward a global compact to confront a changing climate before it is too late. That is our job. That is our task. We have to get to work.”
Nobody Wins when you have an American President, giving speeches around the world in order to take fabulous vacations. Many suggest he is just campaigning for when he gets out of office, which in my Nobody’s Opinion, should have been five years ago….but who’s counting?
Miss Alabama Wants to Feel Safe at the Mall…Who Knew?
Nobody Wonders—
Where Miss Alabama got her education and her eyelashes. I want those eyelashes. I could paint my bedroom walls with both of them. I could float them in the local pool and scream “SPIDER!” and all the kids would jump out and I would have the pool all to myself. It’s a plan I’m hatching.
Evidently, MS Alabama has a bachelor’s degree in public relations, with a minor in communications, which means it won’t be long until we see Miss Alabama on CNN or MSNBC because, as we all know, FOX beats the liberal channel in babes, and it’s one of the reasons Rupert is so successful.
Sex sells, and the liberal channels are sorely lacking in sexy bodies. Who wants to bet me we see this parrot on them sooner than we can say, “Maddow is a cow.”?
Therefore, you have to wonder–Miss Alabama evidently ENJOYS being frisked at the mall and airport. What she doesn’t know is—so does Larry King. The rest of us have no choice.
But who needs choice when you have foot- long eyelashes?
Still Having Trouble….
Hi Everybody! Not only am I having trouble with the new computer, my WordPress page disappeared with the crash of my old computer. I’m working on it, but today’s happens to be my birthday, (AND BUNKER HILL DAY!) and I do have plans to enjoy myself for a few hours. The recent events have filled me with a LOT of opinions, which I have missed expressing…especially when Dick Cheney said he thinks the fact that Americans get to vote for President should be enough for us, then after that, we should trust the “President” that we elect to do what’s best for us.
I can’t tell you how many holes there are in that argument, first being, we don’t get a lot of choice when Presidential elections come around every four years do we?
In the meantime, I hope you all won’t give up on me. I’m sure by sheer dumb luck alone I should be able to figure this all out.
Thanks, and stay tuned….I’LL BE BACK!
Nobody Expects a Computer to Crash…Do they Now?
Nobody Notes:
My old computer died a few days ago. Just like that. It’s going to be a few days before I get a new computer and figure out Windows 8, because..I was still learning Windows 7.
Everyone….I’ll be back by Bunker Hill Day…God willing!
Have a great Fathers’ Day everyone!
Joe Biden: Gore Won!
Nobody Wonders—
Just how well Joe Biden knows the Constitution: He said this about his good buddy Al Gore:
“This man was elected president of the United States of America,” Biden said according to the pool report. “No, no, no. He was elected president of the United States of America. But for the good of the nation, when the bad decision in my view was made, he did the right thing for the nation.”
“Al, you set an example for this country that is going to live as long as recorded history, about the man who won by a decision that I think constitutional scholars now and in the future will conclude was an ill-fated decision,” Biden said. “The way you stepped up, it was amazing.”
Well gee…Bush won the electorate votes 271 to 266. Al Gore won the popular vote. This has happened before in 1824, 1876, and 1888,
Without the electoral college, we would seize to be a Republic and become a full-fledge democracy which would mean California and New York would decide every single Presidential election. Even Joe Biden could become elected! 
Looks like the next step to destroying the Constitution is getting rid of the ‘old fashioned” and unfair electoral college, and I can’t wait to hear everyone start talking about how backward and outdated it is.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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