Nobody Knows: Kim Jung Un, Plane Texting, Political Stunt—Party On Garth!
Nobody Knows:
—Why Obama has to have another White House Sequester Free Soul Party?
Obama is just four months into his term, and four vacations (if you count Obama sightseeing in the Middle East) and it’s time to par–tee!
As the White House has previously announced, Justin Timberlake (who will be making his White House debut), Al Green, Ben Harper, Queen Latifah, Cyndi Lauper, Joshua Ledet, Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, Mavis Staples, and others will be performing at the exclusive event.
Nobody Knows if Obama is going to sing again, but since it’s going to be on PBS, you can bet your daddy’s 401K plan, (what’s left of it.) that it’s one of the reasons they put this together so quickly. Nothing boosted Obama’s popularity ratings as fast as when he started singing, “I’m so in love with you.” After that, nobody could get him to shut up.
Also expect him to be all over Michelle, to let the whole world know that: she really isn’t a single parent: did not file for divorce again (she once did): and he’s really not a male chauvinist pig for making that sexist comment about the attorney general. He really does love her.
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And if you can’t waste taxpayers money by throwing big lavish white house parties, there’s always the Commerce Department to help you out:
Congress’s top auditor said Tuesday that the Commerce Department has been charging other government agencies millions of dollars for reports that the other agencies could just as easily have gotten online, for free. The reports don’t amount to much — the agency reported revenues of $1.5 million in fiscal year 2011 — but overall, duplication and waste are likely costing the federal government billions of dollars a year, the auditors said. But the Government Accountability Office said it can’t even begin to measure how much overlap there is because the agencies don’t keep sufficient records to evaluate that.
GAO said the Defense Department has so many different branches that each pay separately for foreign language services, but if the department were to coordinate it could save hundreds of millions of dollars a year.
Oh..that makes sense. When your department is caught wasting billions of taxpayer’s dollars, just report that everybody does it and that will get you off the hook every time.
Everybody knows that if we cut the waste and fraud out of all government departments we’d could probably pay off the debt in half the time, but Nobody Knows that nobody in Congress will ever prosecute anyone for stealing taxpayer money, because they would all have to go to jail…and there is no jail big enough to hold them all.
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President Obama gathered up a bunch of grieving parents from Sandy Hook, and took them all on a ride on Air Force One, to a gun rally to support gun control, and said this:
“Some folks in Washington are already floating the idea that they may use political stunts to prevent votes on any of these reforms,”
Nobody Knows why Obama and his many minions do NOT see that dragging these poor people all over the country is a political stunt..but they have mastered the, “These are not the droids you seek” Ob-bi-wan mind control. Republicans…have not. It’s that simple.
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And then there’s a problem with the new technology: Texting. I don’t do it. I think the human voice is much faster. But then, that’s me. You can’t drink and drive, but nobody seems to have a problem with taking your eyes off the road and punching tiny little buttons. But this guy…went further:
Texting by a pilot before and during a 2011 medical-helicopter flight in Missouri contributed to its crash. The NTSB documented at least 240 texts sent and received by the pilot during his shift the day of the accident, according to records. There were 20 such texts with a coworker before and during the accident.
Because this guy couldn’t stop fighting with his girlfriend (come on, you KNOW he was talking to a woman) he killed the patient, the other pilot, a flight nurse, and a paramedic. His excuse for not refueling the plane was that he hadn’t slept well the night before.
Nobody Knows how somebody could be smart enough to get a pilot’s license, but do such a dumb thing as not filling up the plane with gas because he was too busy texting.
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Tomorrow Kim Jung Un will launch a missile and Nobody 
Knows where it’s going to land. But just in case Obama’s on the golf course, I hope we all have clean underwear on.
Not Everyone Happy In England…
Nobody Reports:
Over in England, there were some really big riots celebrating Margaret Thatcher’s death, and some lame ones like this. Notice that these people must not have jobs, to be able to gather around in the middle of the day, and I’m sure, they blame their unemployment on her.
No doubt, the funeral procession will really upset them.
Nobody’s Perfect: John McCain VS Real Gun Robbers
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have John “Mctraitor” McCain, VS Gun robbers. 
(Sigh) Here we saw that John McCain joined up with Chuck Schumer last week to discourage (mostly the tea party candidates) from filibustering gun control measure. I thought both men said the word “amendment” just a little too much for my taste. John is still mad at Rand Paul for filibustering Obama while he was having a great supper with the man at the White House. And while he apologize for calling Rand Paul and Ted Cruz “Wacko birds’, he obviously has not changed his opinion.
This from Right Wing News:
McCain is betraying conservatives by working to make amnesty a reality, he supported Obama’s unpopular drone policy and now he’s opposing a filibuster of gun control. On FACE THE NATION yesterday, McCain said he was open to voting for background checks on guns, which could very well lead to a government gun registry. If the government wanted to confiscate handguns, that would be the first crucial step in that direction.
I don’t understand it. The purpose of the United States Senate is to debate and to vote and to let the people know where we stand.”
Did John understand that not too long ago, the United States Senate passed a maga-monster million page Obamacare package in the middle of the night, and not one Senator had read it?
Not one. While the nation was screaming “NO!” Nancy Pelosi said, “Well, we must pass it to see what is in it!”
Some debate.
John McCain is now a full-fledge Democrat, and probably helps Obama make his drone kill lists in-between the appetizers and Lobster dinners.
And then there’s the gun robbers who went back to the crime scene to ask for their guns back:
Investigators told Action 4 News two men burst into an apartment located on the 1400 block of West Carmen Street around 4:00 Saturday morning and demanded money. They allegedly tried to steal the three victims wallets.
Police said during the robbery the victims were able to get the gun from the suspects; both fled the scene.
The victims called 911 and turned the gun over to police.
A few hours later the victims said the suspects came back and asked for their gun back—that is when the victims called police again.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
John McCain—clearly he’s the greater of the three evils. If John had been one of those robbers, I actually can see him going back and asking for his gun back…can’t you?
All criminals think alike.
RIP: Margaret Thatcher–The Iron Genius
Today, probably the most intelligent and courageous woman warrior of all time (Next to Elizabeth the First, and Golda Meir) passed away.
Many were too young to remember her presence, and how tirelessly she worked with Ronald Reagan to fight the Communists and Socialists, but watch this video and compare Margaret Thatcher to Hillary Clinton.
It’s like comparing a Supernova to a cow.
And then imagine Hillary Clinton as President of the United States, and weep.
There will never be another Margaret Thatcher.
New World Order
Some even believe we (the Rockefeller family) are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as ‘internationalists’ and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure – one world, if you will. If that’s the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it.” – David Rockefeller, Memoirs
Nobody’s Opinion
There it is: right in front of your face—-. Joe Biden talking about the New World Order; how we have to “level the playing field.” And I don’t know about you, but it seems to me that for the past several decades, that’s all our politicians…the whole lot of them, have been working tireless to do. Destroy America, in every single creative way possible. Translation: America HAS to be downgraded in order for the plans of the elites in the past century— can get their one world government installed. Listen to any of them—they all brag about the same thing: Hey…China now has a middle class and that’s good for America. So what if you had to take a cut in pay? Suck it up! Our stocks are up!
Wal-Mart is in every country now. That’s good for YOU American small guy!
American politicians, all but a few, work for the corporates, not the little guy: fascism is here to stay in America. The trouble is that all our top elite politicians have the political speeches down, so the people stay stupid. Right now I’m watching future President Jeb Bush giving a speech at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. Every single question is hand picked. It’s the norm now in America…staged propaganda political moments brought to you at just the right time on your cable network.
Jeb is out to promote amnesty…as for the illegals here now? Path to legalization for the adults, path to citizenship for the children, he says. Tell me, what’s the difference between legalization and citizenship?
Or is there any?
“The country is going to be saved by the American people.” said Jeb Bush.
What a bunch of crap. Jeb Bush is counting on you NOT resisting the New World Order they have planned, because so far, it’s a pretty rotten deal for the hard-working Americans who are footing the bill.
For those of you who think all the men at the top are not on the same playing filed…watch how well they all get along at the upcoming Presidential opening of Bush’s Presidential museum.
Jeb Bush is running for President this afternoon on C-Span—Message: We won’t survive without amnesty and millions of more Latinos. That’s also Obama’s position, but he can’t say it because the black population won’t like having to share their food stamps. Jeb Bush is campaigning for the huge influx of Mexicans…saying we need the numbers. Our native kids are stupid, and now most of the patents in the United States goes to foreigners, he said. Well, whose fault is that?
The New World Order is not a conspiracy anymore. Long ago, after 9.11, I was one of the few who thought, while nobody in our government didn’t exactly put those men on the plane, they made it extremely easy for them to get Visas to get over here. According to David Icke, the whole American involvement in the Middle East was planned down to the six or seven countries they planned to dismantle, long before 9/11.
I refused to believe the government’s story of complete and utter incompetence. Every single President has had a hand in what has happened to our country…as if…it was on purpose. I can’t believe that so many men could be so stupid.
“We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order.” – David Rockefeller’s great news that Joe Biden is on the same game plan for Americans for the “New World Order” as David Rockefellar was.
The New World Order got launched here in America, with Rockefeller’s favorite pick to kick it off: George H.W. Bush. Not many people know that Bill Clinton was handpicked to succeed him. Bill Clinton had lunch with Rockefeller when he was just 17. Hillary went around college and told everyone that Bill would be President someday. Funny…Obama told a postman that once when he was walking out of the home of Bill Ayers.
Bill Clinton, now has his “global initiative” and Hillary will no doubt be back either a President, or head of the U. N.
And then came Daddy Bush’s son, who continued on the New World Order path. Invading Iraq, and bailing out the big banks. the New World Order will go on, until America has been reduced to the New World Order where big business and government, “rule by law.” And we are not going to like that law one bit.
Who gave this idea to all these powerful people? Glenn Beck calls them the Fabians:
“It is the system of nationalist individualism that has to go….We are living in the end of the sovereign states….In the great struggle to evoke a Westernized World Socialism, contemporary governments may vanish….Countless people…will hate the new world order….and will die protesting against it.” – H.G. Wells, in his book, “The New World Order”, 1940
Get rid of individualism and you deem the world back into the dark ages. Nobody ever survived in Communism. The big elites think that the individual man will work for the big corporation and give up his genius ideas for a lesser price.
Don’t count on it. What can we do about it all?
Teach your children well.
Nobody’s Email: RAPED, SHAFTED, AND SCREWED…
Nobody Gets Email:
Something tells me this clever little letter has been around for awhile, but its the first time I’ve seen it. I have no clue who wrote it, but really…short, sweet, and right on target!
Enjoy! (Thanks to Pattie)
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Old Employee Notice!
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above, on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and Screwed as many times as Congress deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance.)
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I. L.)
PS-Due to recent budget cuts and the rising costs of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
Nobody Gets Email: Toilet Talk
Nobody’s Email
Everybody who reads me here knows the wonderful comments left by amfortas. Here’s a piece he wrote that I wanted to share with everyone, it’s really quite fun!
Enjoy! (Thanks to amfortas)
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Not all funny stuff has to be ONLY funny. It can be useful too.
Not all inventions have to make things simpler. Sometimes more difficult is better. Circumstance and intent matter.
I like this…..
http://politicalcalculations.blogspot.com.au/2013/03/inventions-in-everything-making-life.html
Here, the Labyrinth Security Door Chain makes the act of opening a restroom door much more complicated. But why?!
Believe it or not, the Labyrinth Security Door Chain solves a problem, and does in fact make life easier.
Just not for the people who will be the most likely ones who will be directly challenged by the invention.
Mind you, there was a game I used to play once long ago before attaining the exalted ranks of Knighthood. Yes, it was when I was a farm-boy: a mere lad finding his way around life’s challenges in Singapore. We all start somewhere.
It involved lots of chaps (mostly farm-boys) going to a bar and ordering lots of beer. I mean LOTS. The chaps would drink the beer, steadily, in some unison so as not to give ‘advantage’. Much beer was consumed.
The first chap who moved away from the bar to go to the toilet, paid for the beer.
Needless to say, it was inevitable that he was knocked over in the rush and never made it.
God alone can imagine the disaster had we encountered the Labyrinth Security Door Chain.
The door chain puzzle begs a question however. Who is the one to have to set the chain in place after every bog visitor?
And another. Would there be a march on City Hall if some ‘Equality’ oriented bar-owner put one on the ladies’ lavatory too?
I can pretty well guarantee that it would produce several column-miles in the Femail Section of most newspapers,(and no, Virginaia, there is no Malemail Section) and Julia Gillard rising to her feet for a two hour hysteric on misogyny.
Nobody Cares If You Drown….
Nobody Cares
It gets pretty frustrating when you can’t get black lifeguards because it’s said that black people can’t swim, but one city is not going to let that stop them from hiring black lifeguards.
In a case of affirmative action run amok, a major U.S. city is looking for lifeguards based on race rather than on life-saving abilities. The city of Phoenix is recruiting minority lifeguards for its 29 public pools, even if they’re not strong swimmers, reports NPR.
“The kids in the pool are all either Hispanic or black or whatever, and every lifeguard is white,” adding, “and we don’t like that. The kids don’t relate; there’s language issues.”
The white kids are having to drive great miles to save the lives of the blacks and Hispanics. This is not fair.
Clearly in America, it’s more important to look good and politically correct, than be able to save anyone’s life. If someone drowns because the black lifeguard can’t swim,..do you, prejudice, racist, and always superior snarky white person, really care?
How’d That War on Poverty Work Out?
Nobody Remembers
Martin Luther King was shot on April 4, 1968, and yesterday was the anniversary. Riots broke out all over the United States, and cities were destroyed, some never to come back.
And why did riots break out? Because of social democratic engineering. LBJ decided he was going to help the blacks, so he gathered them all up and put them all in housing projects in all the cities.
Basically, he put them all on LBJ’s plantations.
What is it with the Democrats? They love to round people up and put them in pens. Remember Roosevelt did it to the Japanese.
These places soon became drug-infested hopeless rat holes.
Tonight I was reading a speech made by a Dr. Stanley Eitzen, Professor of Sociology, at Colorado State University in 1992. Here are some of the highlights from that speech;
Twenty-two percent of U.S. children under 18 live below the poverty line. About one-half of black children under 18 live below the poverty line. Poor children are more likely than advantaged children to have health problems, to not do well in school, to be truant, troublesome, and to drop out, to be in trouble with law, and as adults, to be unwed parents, unemployed and on welfare. Black youths are being arrested for violent crimes at a rate five times that for white youths.
Gee…not much has changed in 22 years. Guess what his solution was?
Society is not meeting the needs of these children. Currently less than 5 percent of the federal budget goes to programs to benefit children. This is in sharp contrast to those federal programs for those 65 and older which receive five times as much. The U.S. is the only Western society without some form of universal health care. We must be willing to sacrifice to solve these problems…
Oh..those nasty old people.
Yes, Dr. Eitzen’ answer is the same as we hear today: Translation: White people should fork out money to poor blacks because they can’t take care of themselves. Ever. Not ever. The old need to die for the young.
Government should provide everything. They just keep singing the same old song.
The horrible statistics have only tripled for the blacks. All the democrat programs have come into fruition, have failed miserably, and it will bankrupt us all. You can print money to help the poor welfare mothers only for so long.
Putting the blacks in homes they couldn’t afford, and gathering them in city housing projects was a disaster. Social engineering people never works. And we are seeing politicians doing it on steroids.
Only freedom and a free market will help the black people. They had it better in the 1940’s.
Martin Luther King would not be happy today with the black gang mobs destroying malls.
One thing has changed: There are more black millionaires and rich black politicians than there was when Martin Luther King was alive. Change did come…but…it did not make any difference for the long forgotten poor of the black race. They have been socially engineering to do nothing else but collect welfare and game the system.
Only they can see where that takes them.
The good news is…many of them are… waking up.
Walgreens: Obama’s New Death Camps?
Oh…hell no. 
Walgreen Co. has expanded the reach of its drugstore clinics beyond treating ankle sprains and sinus infections to handling chronic diseases such as diabetes, asthma and high blood pressure.
The company, based in Deerfield, IL., said Thursday that most of its 370 in-store Take Care Clinics now will diagnosis, treat and monitor patients with some chronic conditions that are typically handled by doctors.
Okay. I’m here to tell you that this is NOT a good idea. I ought to know. Last year, I had the most horrendous cough and there were times that I thought my esophagus would spit out my stomach and my intestines would be lying on the bed in front of me. No cough syrup worked. My doctor lives over an hour away, and so I decided to drag my sick pathetic self out of bed and down to my local Walgreens where I was told they treated colds.
When the 19-year-old black nurse took me in, she asked me what was wrong.
“I’m dying. I have been sick over a month. This isn’t the flu…I would have been over this by now.”
After she asked me about two-hundred meaningless questions that she felt so wonderfully efficient to type into her computer, questions like “Where do you live and how long have you lived there?” She finally got down to a diagnosis.
“You have a virus”
“Well for god’s sake give me something for it. Antibiotics. I can’t kick this it’s going to kill me.”
“No, it’s not bacterial (How did SHE know?) You can buy some over the counter cough medicine.”
I thought to myself. Is this because I’m white? Or old? Or is she just stupid?
Lesson: if you are dying, go to your doctor. I went the next week, he gave me antibiotics, and I got better.
Walgreens…will be the new death camps of Obama. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Nobody’s Fool: 15-Year-Old Gun Sharp Shooter
Nobody’s Fool
This week, we have a young 15-year old girl, who was not listed with a name (good idea) who brilliantly states the facts of gun ownership to the Maryland Legislature, and points out why Obama is all wrong in trying to get rid of them. While Sandy Hook was terrible, that young kid took his mother’s guns, who by all accounts, help teach him how to shot at a young age…which no doubt mirrors this young woman’s upbringing.
So she’s right. Both had access, both learned to shoot…but one of them went ballistic. It’s not the guns, it’s the people.
So…Congratulations 15-year- old gun sharp shooter! You win my Nobody’s Fool honorable mention of the week!
Social Engineering Hoodies?
Nobody Wonders
Just think: The government has projected that in 2030 there will be at least 30,000 drones flying over America. And since the only thing that will hide you from a drone is a designer hoodie to hide you from those drones—what a better way to get a Christian nation used to millions of Muslims running around amongst them, all with burka’s, and some of the them looking just like the son Obama never had. Since they want their woman in burka’s, it’s our nation that has to change and what a clever way to do it!
This could be social engineering at it’s best! 
Nobody Knows: Easter, O’Reilly, Human Brains, Ilegals, Harrison Ford..
Nobody Knows
Obama’s Easter Sunday
At Saint John’s Episcopal Church on Easter Sunday, Rev. Luis Leon said this:
“It drives me crazy when the captains of the religious right are always calling us back…for blacks to be back in the back of the bus…for women to be back in the kitchen…for immigrants to be back on their side of the border.”
Gee…Nobody Knows how difficult it was for our President to hear and keep silent, when Pastor Luis Leon said these very mean and nasty words at Easter Sunday Service. Obviously it had nothing to do with the resurrection of Jesus, or even Jesus’ message of love.
Nobody Knows, but Nobody can guess that the Obama’s knew that Pastor’s would say these things because for 20 years in Chicago, their old pastor said the very same stuff. The Obama’s felt right at home.
Bill O’Reilly
Nobody Knows how come Bill O’Reilly got so mad at Laura Ingram tonight because she was suggesting to him that maybe when he said the words about people “thumping the Bible” it was a poor choice of words. But boy, did he get mad. He was arguing semantics, but it didn’t matter if he was right or wrong…you are insulting people who believe in the Bible. It’s pretty simple..but O’Reilly kept insisting he was right, even though he wasn’t. See video here.
Me thinks O’Reilly had just a little too much lemon juice in that water.
Mapping the Human Brain
This from Army Time: 
The Defense Department’s pioneer research arm will play a major role in President Obama’s ambitious plan to map the human brain.
The White House announced Tuesday the launch of the BRAIN Initiative — standing for Brain Research through Advancing Innovative Neurotechnologies — that will include $100 million for the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, the National Science Foundation and the National Institutes of Health to develop technologies to explore and understand brain function.
Nobody Knows why the ARMY has to do this, unless they want mind controlled soldiers. Or mind controlled citizens. This doesn’t sound good. We need to all get locked helmets. But Nobody Thinks that if the money was used to figure out why our politicians are such idiots, and how to make them smarter, it might be well spent.
Illegal Immigrant
Nobody Knows why the Associated Press declared that they will no longer use the term “illegal immigrant.”
What are we now suppose to call them? Criminals? Law breakers? Unhappy campers? Kit-Kats?
Michelle Obama
From the Weekly Standard;
At a “workshop” for the film 42 in the State Dining Room of the White House, First Lady Michelle Obama told the assembled guests that “this is your house, too.” Michelle Obama thanked the Hollywood actors for making it to the White House. “I want to thank Harrison Ford — I’ve wanted to say that for a while. (Laughter.) Harrison Ford. So you think you trip because I’m here? I’m tripping out — (laughter) — because he’s here. And look at this stage — Mr. Harrison Ford, Chadwick Boseman — he’s as cute as he was in the movie.
Okay…gag me now. What Michelle was really saying to those Hollywood movie stars was this house is YOUR house, for the right contributions.
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Nobody Knows that I am, for a short time, also posting a few pieces that you won’t see here, over at the blog of the Master of Wit and Insight…Doug Powers…Go to: “The Powers That Be.” and join in!
He has some really great readers!
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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