Gaga Is Getting Old…
Nobody Reports
Want to hear some fun news? Lady Gaga it seems, is either too worn out from dancing around every day, or she doesn’t want to trip once again in her 8-inch high heels. She is being carted around in a wheelchair…and not just any wheelchair.
From Luxury News:
The celebrated pop-star was spotted at Chicago on her 27th birthday – 28th March, and the night after, both times in her Louis Vuitton wheelchair! Seemingly, the LV wheelchair is not the only luxury wheelchair Gaga owns. She also has another in 24-karat created by Mordekai designer Ken Borochov. The Louis Vuitton wheelchair is a posh piece with chocolate-colored seating along with the monogrammed LV initials, a wooden hand rest and black body.
But that’s not where the good news ends. Gaga had a very rich gay guy drawing Gaga her very own birthday card:
Karl Lagerfeld has put his pen to paper, not to sketch an outfit for Lady Gaga, but to wish her ‘Happy Birthday’! The head of the fashion house Chanel poured his wishes on a piece of paper by sketching a portrait of Gaga wearing sunglasses and her golden locks falling over her shoulders.
And so…she instantly tweeted a picture to the world…Lucky Us! What…is she too vain to tell us she has a bad back? 
Who else would tell you such important things?
Actually, I was looking for an excuse NOT to go vote against another tax raises for our broke city, because NOBODY ever votes these things down but me.
Should I waste my time voting no?
I haven’t decided yet. What would Lady Gaga do?
Nobody’s Perfect: Obama Scoring Points…
Nobody’s Perfect:
It’s funny how sports can mimic real life isn’t it? At the White House Easter Egg Roll this year, Obama decided he’d show off his great skills in basketball with some kids in attendance, by shooting hoops…and out of 22 he got…2.
Nobody Thinks his basketball playing matches his real life score as President:
!. He promised to lower the deficit. He missed. He tripled it in four years.
2. He promised that the stimulus would bring more jobs. Another miss. The real unemployment number is around 22 percent.
3. He promised to bring America’s respect in the world back. He missed. We are now hated more than ever.
4. He promised to end the war in Iraq. He missed. We are still there.
5. He promised that everyone could keep their doctor when he passed Obamacare. He missed. Most people will lose their doctor, and soon we will have a shortage.
6. He promised his administration would be the most transparent in history. He missed. It’s even more secretive than any previous one before in history.
7. He promised that we’d all get along better if he became President. He missed. We haven’t been this divided since the Civil War.
8. He promise the NAACP that if elected President, the blacks would have it better than ever before. He missed. The black’s unemployment and drop-out rate is at an all time high.
9. He promised that Obamacare would lower insurance premiums for everyone. He missed. Everyone’s insurance has gone up.
10. He promised that no one making under $250,000 would ever have to pay more taxes. He missed. Right after his second election, everyone’s taxes, went up.
11. He promised to put to fix the budget. He missed. Sometimes he didn’t even submit a budget and everyone that he has submitted has been rejected.
12. He promised that he would go after the wealthy. He missed. He gave all his wealthy friends big handouts. He made GE’s CEO, Jeffery Immelt a Cabinet secretary, and his company paid no taxes at all.
13.He promised to uphold the Constitution. He missed again. In fact, he goes around the Constitution and Congress whenever he can.
14. He says he is a Christian. He missed. He insists that Christian symbols be removed from any pictures, and he supports abortion even after six months.
15. He says he was born in Hawaii. He missed. He was born in Kenya, just ask his grandmother who was at the birth.
16. He says he reaches out to Republicans. He missed. He never reaches out to them. He blames them for everything. He had them over once for lunch, and that was when Rand Paul was filibustering Obama’s right to kill Americans.
17. He says he believes in democracy. He missed. Obama has given himself sole power over everything should he deem it necessary.
18. He says he is happily married. He missed. He almost never takes a vacation with his wife anymore.
19. He said he hardly knew Revered Wright. He missed. He sat in his church for over 20 years.
20. He swore to protect and defend America. He missed. He is slashing the military in half.
Okay…let’s give him the two he might have got right shall we?
21. He fathered two daughters.
22. He got himself reelected.
On the whole, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Nobody Thinks that maybe next year at the basketball throw that Obama put in just so he could show off…he might miss more.
I’ll say…his real life score is about 666 to 2. (Feel free to add any that I missed.)
Obama Entertains With a New LGBT Song
Nobody Flashes
In order to give support to gay marriage, and every other kind of threesomes, or foursome, marriage, Obama called up the Village People for this very special picture where we see the President posing as the head chief.
He even make a big part of the Easter celebration at the White House, where they all performed the very popular song YMCA…with the changed letters…LGBT for this special occasion.
Young gay, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young les, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, transvestite, ’cause you’re in a new town’, You can all be trans- sex- u- als.
Young gay, there’s a place you can go.
I said, young les, when you’re short on your dough.
Come to the White House, and I’m sure you will find, many ways to have a good time.
I want you all to say: LGBT, It’s really fun to say, LGBT.
If you just say it loud, you’ll get the fans in the crowd, to help- to -change- our- nation.
I want you all to say: LGBT, it’s really fun to say, LGBT
You can dance in the streets, tell your grandpa to weep,
You can just all be happy..
Young gay, are you listening to me?
I said, young les, what do you want to be?
I said, transvestite, you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing..
No man, does it all by himself,
I said young man put your pride on the shelf
And just join in, with the LGTB
And together we’ll all make history….
And if you all will say, LGBT,
Just change the word from gay to LGBT
You will have everything that the straight guys enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys …
It’s really fun to say LGBT,
And make a brighter day, LGBT
You can get yourself cleaned,
You can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel …
(Okay, even an April Fool Joke gets old…sorry the song is MUCH too long.)
Planned Parenthood: Decisions, decisions….
Nobody’s Opinion
In our most highest fantasies, every child would be born, into a loving family. But, when you have a planet that can barely feed half it’s people, someone felt that they had to come up with a way to get rid of the “unwanted” babies. Those being “leaders” of course.
When “free sex” came galloping into America during the sixties, and the churches were attacked, millions of women did not have to “hold” back anymore for marriage. One night stands became acceptable, and our films promoted free sex…the whole culture went ‘free’ everything. The trouble with free sex is: all it takes is once, and your whole life changes. Nothing is free ever again.
So, millions of young girls got pregnant after the sixties in this “free sex, take the pill” world, and the guys….well they had the right propaganda for that: It’s a “woman’s choice.” The guys didn’t have to marry, or even PAY for the abortion or the child. Too many of them thought it was great…and on the other side, too many women used abortion as easy as the pill. Marilyn Monroe was said to have had 23 abortions in her lifetime. In retrospect, maybe she really did kill herself from grief.
The way they sold the “lie” that women need have no concern about abortion was: that IF she aborted the baby before nine weeks old, that baby wasn’t even human yet. Why…it didn’t even have a brain. It wouldn’t feel a thing. To many young girls desperate for help, it sounded logical. Put in…the fact that because she saw no husband on the horizon, and looking forward to college, why a baby would get in the way of fulfilling Gloria Steinham great dream of work and career.
That was the propaganda in the sixties. It was everywhere.
Most liberals still have that outlook about young women getting pregnant. Remember when Obama said he wouldn’t want his girls to have to be saddled with a child? Planned Parenthood, has been in the business of helping millions of woman to get rid of those babies. But, this video shows, that the lies they have been telling the world are just that: Lies. They murder.
This lawyer, who represents Planned Parenthood, had trouble comprehending that if a child is right in front of her…lying on a table…why it’s suppose to be dead…that’s a problem.
So, it’s Planned Parenthood idea that SINCE they are hired to kill that child, they really should do it. Even after the fact and they don’t consider it murder.
Think about that. That’s how brainwashed these people are.
To them, it’s business. Notice in the video, the woman starts out leaving it up to the mother or the doctor. But more than likely the mother lying on the table is drugged. This lawyer women really doesn’t know how to answer the questions and she goes around in circles talking nonsense. The woman has no conception of…the fact that once upon a time, that baby was her. She really doesn’t look on it as murder.
There is no argument that a life begins at conception. And it’s even easy to see how millions of women were convinced to kill their own child, because, without religion, it becomes scientific solution to that woman. But to see a child struggling to for life and to let it die…how much more inhumane can you be?
And SINCE this lawyer does not want a “botched” or “damaged” child bought into the world.. to let it die seems humane to her….shows you just what a monster we have in the White house.
Because Obama believes that you should take the child if born alive into a room during an abortion, and let it die.
Well, it’s what the Nazi’s did. And Planned Parenthood, was formed with eugenics of getting rid of the babies that are “inferior”. Singer started Planned Parenthood to get rid of the black babies, but then the Democrats needed those babies for votes, so they gave the mothers money to have babies.
Nobody talks about the millions of poor white women who could not get welfare because of the color of their skin who had abortions.
The next victim in this mess..were the fathers. Who later grew up and realized..they had no say in any of it. They were simply relegated to meaningless pleasure seekers.
The family unit thus was broken. The strongest force to stand against any kind of tyrnanny. Broken.
And THIS Marxist plot was being put into America in the sixties.
The video is beyond scary, and should be passed around.
Happy Easter! And A Lesson from Obama Bunny
Everybody have a great Easter!
See you on Monday!
(By the way..the kids all got their eggs back.)
Nobody’s Email: Charlie Brown Asks the Questions…
Nobody Get Email
Just about everyone sent me this….I love it!
The 9-Year-Old Deep Thinker
Nobody Get Email
I got the biggest kick out of this kid. You have to admit, he is a deeper thinker than most of the population, very smart, and makes Joe Biden look like a 2-year-old in the brain department.
Something tells me he’ll end up being the next Carl Sagan when he grows up.
(Via Kim Komando)
Enjoy!
What the Peanut Farmer Would Advise You, Your Mother Would Not.
The only thing that made me feel good about paying big bucks at the gas pump here in Missouri, is that I tell myself, it’s a good thing that I don’t live in California, where gas got up to over $5 dollar a gallon last year. It’s the old self inflicted psychological, “Hey, at least I don’t have cancer.” logic that seems to work every time.
It’s also a good marketing ploy: Look! Gas went down from $4.50 to $3.50! Whew!
The reason Californians pay such a hefty price is because of the higher standards from the EPA. But Obama has come out and said he wants to make us all like California.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Reducing sulfur in gasoline and tightening emissions standards on cars beginning in 2017, as the Obama administration is proposing, would come with costs as well as rewards. The cost at the pump for cleaner air across the country could be less than a penny or as high as 9 cents a gallon, depending on who is providing the estimate.
The EPA is quick to add that the change aimed at cleaning up gasoline and automobile emissions would yield billions of dollars in health benefits by 2030 by slashing smog- and soot-forming pollution.
For those of us who actually remember how bad the pollution used to be in our cities, we are deeply impressed that Obama wants to save our lungs from the invisible smog that never happens here anymore.
It’s all for our health we are told, so pony up..but hey, if you want to inhale a big whiff of Mexican Green, and fill your lungs directly with a form of pollution more destructive than your grandfather’s old Marlboros, go ahead! Since Colorado jumped on the legalization paddy, more states are considering hopping on the train to stoner highway…and you, like me, might be asking yourself…why?
(Hint: A stoned nation will accept just about anything as long as they can still afford pizza.) Not to mention, nobody can afford cigarettes anymore and taxing weed would make up lost revenue.)
This was also reported:
Former president Jimmy Carter came out this month and endorsed taxed-and-regulated weed. “I’m in favor of it,” Carter said. “I think it’s OK.”
So..it seems they are saying—Have some Acapulco Gold with some Canadian Black, but stay away from that cancer stick and gasoline, because we care about you. We don’t mind if you just stay home and get stoned. In fact…we’d appreciate it.
If You Watch Only One Video This Year…Make it This One.
Nobody Cares
Today on the radio, all I was hearing was the good news…the economy is coming back! Nobody should believe it.
This is one of the most educational video’s on the state of our economy that I have ever seen. You might say, “Joyanna, it’s just too long, I don’t have the time.” I know I did.
But, five minutes in…I couldn’t stop watching it. That’s how important this is. VERY…important.
(Thanks to amfortas, for this gem.)
Taking Control of the Future Slaves…
Nobody Remembers
Today, Glenn Beck was elaborating the horror coming to our schools called Common Core. There’s lots on the internet about it, and on his site, so I’m just going to make an observation about what Glenn was saying.
Basically, our kids are going to be tested, studied, and put in the holes that the government thinks they should fit in…and this Nobody Thinks this has been going on for many years…they are just now getting the technology to put it on steroids.
Here’s a story from personal experience:
When my son was the fifth grade, life was pretty tough for him. Since my husband left us when he was one, we lived with my parents who watched my son while I worked at night. My father took over the role as his dad growing up, and they spent many a weekend on the golf course together. So when my father came down with a brain tumor, my son had to watch him die slowly, at our house.
It was not easy for him…or any of us.
One day, I had a parent teacher conference. The teacher was concerned about things at home she said. Not that he was doing bad in school..he wasn’t. His grades were good. But she said, she was concerned about something that he wrote.
“Well, I’d like to see it.” I said.
“No…that’s not for you to see. The parents aren’t allowed to see the kids diaries. You see, every day, we make the kids write about their lives in a diary, and everything they say is confidential.”
So…every single day they were spying on our kids home lives…even back then. And she wouldn’t tell me one single thing. 
Obviously, my son was upset about his grandfather dying. And the fact that she would not let me see his diary, meant that I couldn’t help my son. Kids don’t always tell their parents everything because most of the time they are trying to keep their own parents from thinking bad things about them. My son wasn’t stupid, he knew he wasn’t the only one in the family suffering, so he keep his thoughts to himself.
But…I was furious at that teacher and the fact that they were basically making rats out of all the kids.
This happened around the year 1997…the years Bill Clinton was in office.
Clearly, the school systems have been placing kids where they THINK they should go…giving them the subjects they think they should be in, instead of allowing the parents and the children pick what subjects they want to take.
They have been collecting data for years. The parents lost their rights a long time ago. And now Bill Gates is going to give the PTA’s millions of dollars to implement their big spy-seeking engineering programs. We should all be furious.
What Glenn Beck, and Michelle Malkin are talking about is more than any of us dreamed would happen. The state will decide everything— to what college your child can go to, to what sports he can play, to what jobs he will get in the future.
The teachers are well becoming Gestapo’s.
It’s social engineering…just like the Nazi’s of old.
The Chinese are going so far as to create super DNA children, they have no problem with it.
Just because they have the technology to arrange your whole child’s life, desn’t mean they should do it.
So, just how long has this been going on?
Somebody should ask the teachers.
Nobody’s Fool: Roma Downey
Nobody’s Fool
Last night on Hannity, the beautiful Roma Downey was on the show promoting the last episode to the very popular miniseries “The Bible”. Over 10 million people have watched, and a whole generation of people, who did not attend church when they were kids, are discovering the wonderful stories from the Bible for the first time.
BUT…when Hannity asked Roma questions about the strong resemblance between the Devil and Obama, Roma denied it. She also said she didn’t see the resemblance, to her, it was an actor with silver makeup.
Now…you could THINK that this woman, is sooooo innocent that she really doesn’t see a resemblance, or you can assume that these people really do believe Obama has devil like characteristics and knew exactly what they were doing when they put it in the movie, and decided to just deny it.
After all…what’s worse? A President who lies to Americans with every word he utters, or filmmakers who are denying that their portrayal of the devil was purposely designed to look like the President.
Obama is doing damage a devil would admire, so I say, in this case Nobody Thinks that Roma Downey and her husband win the Nobody’s Fool award for the week.
Because…you can’t fight evil people the normal way…..can you now? What’s good for the goose, can be even sweeter for the gander.
Representitive Joe Mitchell Wants a Race War…
Nobody Wins
I wish I could count the times I’ve heard some pundit, or received some email, telling me to write my congressmen and tell them my position on any subject: After all, they are suppose to represent the people…
So, Eddie Maxwell from Alabama decided he would write the whole legislature of Alabama, and he sent them an email:
Eddie Maxwell sent a mass email to state legislators at 10:54 p.m. on Jan. 27, warning them that even attempting to introduce a gun control bill was, in his opinion, a violation of state law.
But, evidently, AL House Representative (D) Joe Mitchell, didn’t like what he said, and he replied back:
Mitchell responded from his public, ALHouse.gov email account at 11:59 p.m., telling Maxwell: “Your folk never used all this sheit (sic) to protect my folk from your slave-holding, murdering, adulterous, baby-raping, incestuous, snaggle-toothed, backward-a**ed, inbreed (sic), imported criminal-minded kin folk. You can keep sending me stuff like you have however because it helps me explain to my constituents why they should protect that 2nd amendment thing AFTER we finish stocking up on spare parts, munitions and the like.
Bring it. As one of my friends in the Alabama Senate suggested – “BRING IT!!!!”
And so Maxwell was insulted…can you blame him? If some white representative had written a black man and said this, he would have been arrested…
“Your folk are gunning down babies in Chicago, and your black daddies are leaving you on the doorsteps to grow up in poverty…your very species is a disgrace to America with your race-baiting, welfare babies, murdering, kappy-headed, idiot breeding, criminal breeding morons…We will come to get you AFTER we finish stocking up on spare parts, munitions, and the like…Bring it! “
(I tried to make it just as offensive as Joe Mitchell.)
Really?
Maxwell got a few nice emails from some other Congressmen, but Joe the “racist” should be thrown out of office or impeached…because the words “We will come to get you AFTER we finish stocking up on spare parts, munitions, and the like.” is a threat to KILL.
Is that what Obama has told the black caucus? He is stocking up on munitions to give the blacks so they can come after the “backward a&$*ed white people and kill them?
Eddie…held his cool, and wrote back:
“Racism is not exclusive to my own people. I learned that before 1955. It is just as ugly now as it was then, regardless of the race of the person who is consumed by it.”
I love my country and my state, and I vowed to support and defend our constitutions. I expect you and all of our representative to do the same.
Nobody Wins when black politicians keep fueling the racial hatred that they have been taught is their right because of their skin color. I don’t know what Joe Mitchell’s problem is, (Besides being a spoiled, ignorant, and mean-spirited idiot.) but going around threatening his constituents is no way to make anyone respect him.
Makes me feel sorry for the poor people of Alabama.
Kathy Griffins & Anderson Cooper: Will the Blow Job Continue?
Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin may make their popular New Year’s Eve specials a regular thing. I hear the duo filmed a pilot today at the CNN studios in the Time Warner Center in New York. Details about the hourlong project are sketchy, but I’ve learned that it had a lot of humor in it and filmed in front of a live audience — which I hear included new CNN topper— Jeff Zucker.
Isn’t that special?
Nobody Wonders
When your down in the ratings, you get in the gutter. It works every time. Most of us can’t resist watching the disasters can we? I’ve seen the movie 2012 at LEAST 4 times.
So, we see here that Kathy has daddy issues growing up, and Anderson Cooper really is embarrassed because his boyfriend was probably watching this New Year’s Eve celebration of CNN, along with millions of underage kids around the world, but did that matter to Kathy?
Nope. .
Kathy will do just about anything to get attention…so you have to wonder that IF Anderson Cooper agrees to do a show with Kathy, will his reputation as a respected journalist will go down the drain?
Not that I watch either one of them, but I did feel sorry for him here. What will they do to top this? Kathy will be going: “Come on out there! Who wants to see Anderson TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES!”
As a former entertainer, I know how easy it is to get an audience to cheer just about anything…especially when they’re drunk.
Did Kathy NOT know that Anderson was gay when she was doing this? It’s possible, because she is too much of a liberal to make fun of gays, but Nobody Wonders why anyone would dial in to see the two of them together again. I suspect this idea is being floated around the internet as a test for possible programs.
Why not just give Kathy her own reality show? She could get a roomful of gay guys and go at it.
People, would watch…If Rome is falling, then let the games keep the “less informed” entertained…right?
Nobody Knows: Gay Marriage, EU Robbery, Obama’s Vacatons, North Korea
Nobody Knows
Gay Marriage:—If the Supreme Court will make same-sex marriage a constitutional right, which would go against the Constitution. Since the beginning, it’s been up to the states to determine such matters, not the Federal Government. And, since the people of California voted on Proposition 8, it should not be overturned.
At another point Chief Justice John Roberts asked Olson whether those seeking to strike down Proposition 8 were interested only in the label “marriage,” since the state of California already grants same-sex couples almost all the legal protections and rights provided to heterosexual married couples.
What the elites want is to force churches to marry gay couples. And since the top GOP minions like Karl Rove, are now supporting it, don’t be shocked if gay marriage becomes the law of the land. But, Nobody Really Knows what’s going to happen. It’s not that gays shouldn’t marry, it that the issues should be up to the voters in the states.
The Great EU Bank Robbery: Wow…the EU thought taking money from people’s bank accounts was so easy, they decided it’s a faster and better way to steal money. Why tax when you can just reach in the cookie jar and take it all? Cyrus just wasn’t enough. 
Savings accounts in Spain, Italy and other European countries will be raided if needed to preserve Europe’s single currency by propping up failing banks, a senior euro zone official has announced.
So…where ARE the rich, or the little guy for that matter… going to go to hide their money from the elites? Nobody Knows.
Obama Vacations: In the first three months of the year, members of the first family have been on three vacations, averaging a vacation a month. And now it’s being reported that the first daughters are on a spring break vacation in the Bahamas.
Gee…MOST parents would never dream of sending their kids off to a hotspot vacation without mom or dad along. But it seems, the taxpayers are the nannies on this one. The above statement is false: Obama had a vacation in Israel and Jordan where he took days off to see the sights, his life is one continual vacation day after another, with a few speeches in-between. Nobody Knows where they are going next: Disneyland?
North Korea: Nobody Knows—If the reason Obama is sending all those thousands of tanks to California is because North Korea is threatening to nuke us every single day.
North Korea has elevated its artillery and strategic missile forces to “combat-ready posture” and said it is prepared to strike targets in South Korea, Japan, Guam, Hawaii and the continental US.
Nobody Remembers the famous speech where President George W. Bush pointed out our three enemies: Iraq, Iran, and North Korea, before everyone told him that was a mean thing to say.
In the newly released movie Olympus, ( I just saw it today) North Korea takes over the White House and captures the President with such stealth and expertise, it made our military look lame….and just ONE man saves everybody. Something that would not happen in real life.
I kept thinking that the North Koreans would LOVE this movie, since they can’t even make a decent video as good as a ten-year-old American. Leave it to American Movie producers to make them look good.
I don’t remember any President of the United States ever putting up with such a punk as Kim Jung Um, but then, that was before half our big companies were making most of their money in China.
Does that mean we will have to listen to this punk forever?
Nobody Knows, but with Obama as President, anything could happen.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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