Nobody’s Kissing on Thanksgiving!
Nobody Reports
Nobody is talking about politics tonight..I refuse the spoil the holiday. I’m cooking pumpkin pies and watching the immortal scene from Gone with the Wind where Rhett Butler puts Scarlett’s head in-between his hands and threatens to crush it, and wait…..she walking up the stairs, he’s…picking her up…”This is one night you’re not turning me out.”
That’s telling her Rhett.
Wait….she is waking up…and singing! You mean, she LIKED it? (says the feminists) “She wept with delight when he gave her a smile”
Okay, enough. Mitchell’s masterpiece of life and history is still…a masterpiece.
And now, one of my favorite scenes, which if I close my eyes, I can imagine….
Hey…wake up Joyanna! Everyone have a great, big, wonderful, Thanksgiving!
Obama Pardons White Turkeys
Today, President Obama actually did something serious..he pardoned a white turkey. The news reported that he said this at the event–
“Some of you may know that recently I’ve been taking a series of executive actions that don’t require congressional approval,” Mr. Obama said. “Well, here’s another one. We can’t wait to pardon these turkeys — literally. Otherwise, they’d end up next to the mashed potatoes and stuffing.”
Obama: I, Lord Barak Hussein Obama the Second, Commander- in -Chief of the world’s mightiest army protector of the poor minorities all over the world, who are right at this moment, waiting for me to come and save them from their oppressors, do grant you….white turkey, by my executiv order, a pardon on your white turkey life, which I could have taken because I am the ruler of the Universe, the Congress, Burma, and sometimes my wife.
Therefore, In exchange for the granting of this most benevolent act of kindness on my part as your ruler, I order you to give up 80% of your future holdings, all your homes, and your turkey business, to be turned over to me, your sovereign lord, in order for me to redistribute, as I see fit, to all those other turkeys, I mean, people in he world, who are not thankful for anything right now.
May Allah be with you, and Christ behold you, and may all God’s White turkeys rejoice at this executive mandate, on this Thanksgiving of me letting you live another white turkey day. Now, get back to work.
Turkey I not getting near that fool.
Malia Whoa, dad’s taking this job a little too seriously.
Sasha I wonder if he knows that Mom intends to kill it for dinner?
White Guy I’m taking this sucker home!
Nobody Now Knows Jimmy Fallon VS Jimmy Kimmel
Nobody Knows
—that I used to watch Ben Stein’s “Win Ben Stein’s Money” show. Ben had a sidekick named Jimmy Kimmel who nobody could beat at ad-libbing. The guy was quick. When I heard about ” Jimmy” playing a rather cruel and tasteless joke on Michelle Bachmann when she came on his show, I was a bit confused.
If you haven’t heard about it, the band played “Lyin Ass Bitch” as she walked out to the stage, and Michelle was completely unaware that they were laughing at her…But wait, it wasn’t Jimmy Kimmel, but another Jimmy named Jimmy Fallon that played that rude and despicable introduction. Kimmel is on ABC, Fallon is on NBC, and not only do they look a bit alike, they are both Irish boys from New York.
Jimmy Fallon is from Saturday Night Live, and Jimmy Kimmel is from “Win Ben Stein’s Money.”
I get them mixed up.
Nobody wants to say right here: I don’t watch late night TV, and if I do, it’s usually Craig Ferguson, because the Brit’s (Scottish in this case) humor is usually way more insane and fun than our American comedians, who seem to be always trying to make some clever ‘point.’
Here’s what Glenn Beck said about Jimmy Fallon’s stunt on his website:
“Really, Fallon, really? Really? Unbelievable. You people make me sick. I would never, ever even consider doing that,” he said. “I wouldn’t do that to George Soros. I would never do that, I would never invite someone onto my — she didn’t inflict herself on you. You invited her! You invite her into her own space, you treat her like that? You’re a despicable, reprehensible human being. You really are.”
Well said Glenn.
It seems to get ratings you also can do some other despicable things, which is what Jimmy Kimmel did. He asked parents to tell their kids that they ate all the Halloween candy, and then film them as they busted out crying, and send their video’s to him.
First off: After watching the video, you are amazed that anyone in the world would find this amusing. The joke is cruel. Does he need ratings that badly? I can’t imagine any parent doing that to any kid, let alone their own. What the hell is wrong with these people? If some older kid did this just as a joke to a younger one, a decent parent would be furious. Not only is it cruel, someday those kids will turn around and do the same to another poor kid. The parents have already sanctioned it.
Where is all the “liberal” outrage? Don’t bully they say. Oh…it’s okay if you are liberal and you do it for Jimmy! These parents pretty much tortured some of these kids, and obviously were very proud that they milked the joke for all it’s worth.
Jay Leno seems to be doing well.
David Letterman is no longer funny, he stopped being funny after he had a heart attack, and screwed all his interns. But maybe that’s because nothing seems to be funny lately.
It’s time like this when I miss Benny Hill. The good news is: I will no longer get these two mixed up ever again, and neither Jimmy is going to miss me…in this Nobody’s case: ignorance is bliss!
What was the word Glenn used? Despicable. Yep.That’s it.
Nobody’s Perfect: Vladimir Putin VS Michelle Obama
Nobody’s Perfect
Nobody Knows what’s worse: being booed at a Marital Arts match in Russia, or being booed at a NASCAR event in America. I’m also not sure who got the biggest boos, Mr. Putin or Mrs Obama.
One thing for certain, while many say it’s rude to boo a government official at any event, they deserve our respect for just being there, I happen to think it’s a much better way to express your disapproval of the job they are doing, then say…trying to assassinate them at the White House, or poison them in a restaurant, or call them big, fat, and ugly….
Wait—that was Don Imus, calling Newt Gingrich, big, fat and ugly.
I can’t wait to see what Imus says about Newt if he becomes President.
In any case, it comes with the territory. If you want the power and the money, you’d better do a good job, or people will let you know, whatever country you are in.
Who won the Nobody’s Perfect contest? Nobody Thinks Putin won hands down. No contest.
American Parks…Used as Collateral For the Debt..Thank the Clintons
Nobody’s Opinion
When I was little, my favorite toy was a little contraption that held a round circle of small pictures. You’d put the different “discs” of your favorite subject into the viewfinder, and all the pictures would come up in 3D with the flick of your finger…imagine…3D back then. It was awesome. The Yosemite Park disc was my favorite, and that’s when I fell in love with the Redwood trees.
There was one picture that I particularly liked of an old Ford, driving through the trunk of a tree. I looked at it every day, and dreamed of seeing those huge magnificent creatures with my own eyes. So, at five years old, I wrote a list of things I wanted to do in my life, and at the top of that list..was to go see the Redwoods trees in Yosemite Park in California. My mother had already seen them, because HER mother had taken Grandpa’s old Model-T, and drove my mom and her brother to California one summer right before the war, for a vacation— so she really didn’t see the need to take me.
Now, here I am, too many years later, and my dreams of seeing Yosemite were buried in the adventures of old collections of National Geographic. I made it to Snowmass, Aspen, and Los Angeles, but never quite got to the top of my list. So, to make up for lost dreams, whenever I can find the time, I explore the parks in Missouri. And now, I’m finding out, that our first black St. Louis County Executive , Charlie Dooley, wants to close down our parks.
In an effort to close a $10 million budget shortfall, County Executive Charlie Dooley included closing 19 county parks and one community center in his 2012 proposed budget.
Trust me, some of these parks are huge. And it’s not just in Missouri: California’s Governor Jerry Brown is also closing down parks…here’s a report from California:
The welfare, English and Spanish programs in schools, millions to print bilingual documents, and childcare for illegal’s is being continued. Your parks will be closed. Do you feel disrespected yet? 70 state parks will be closed due to budget cuts. All to be padlocked by July 2012, but closures will begin by September of this year.
The radio has been filled with people up in arms, and most everyone that uses the parks are white. Here’s an excerpt from Pat Buchannan’s Book, Suicide of a Superpower:
“Visitors to the nation’s 393 national parks—there were 285.5 million of them in 2009—are overwhelmingly non-Hispanic white, with blacks the least likely group to visit. That reality had not changed since the 1960’s, when it was first identified as an issue. The Park Service now says the problem is linked to the parks’ very survival…no group avoids national parks as much as African-American. If American of color have no interest in the national heritage of our national parks, a shrinking white majority will be unable to sustain them.”
It’s not very well known that we don’t even own our biggest parks anymore. We pay for them with our taxes, but Bill Clinton gave them to the UN when he was President. All our biggest parks were included in that ignoble act of treason by an elected President: Yellowstone, Big Bend, Sequoia, Rocky Mountain, Great Smoky, Grand Canyon, Yosemite, and many other national parks and monuments are under UN jurisdiction and control.
Bill Clinton signed over the Grand Canyon to the UN as collateral on our national debt. The UN is functioning under the guise of an environmental group (for our own good). This order allows the UN to take privately owned land and prevents land owners from suing. The UN lays claim to over 60% of the country. This was in the 90’s when our debt was lower. What will Obama give away?
Oh, but let’s not stop there. Thanks to his globe-trotting wife Hillary, if we default on our debt to China, guess what Hillary decided to give them?
BEIJING, China —
Sources at the United States Embassy in Beijing China have just CONFIRMED that the United States of America has tendered to China a written agreement which grants to the People’s Republic of China, an option to exercise Eminent Domain within the USA, as collateral for China’s continued purchase of US Treasury Notes and existing US Currency reserves.
The written agreement was brought to Beijing by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and was formalized and agreed-to during her recent trip to China. This means that in the event the US Government defaults on its financial obligations to China, the Communist Government of China would be permitted to physically take — inside the USA — land, buildings, factories, perhaps even entire cities – to satisfy the financial obligations of the US government. Executive Order 12986
My neighbors said that her and her husband had to wait two years to get a permit to camp in Yellowstone park, and I’m not even sure if I made a reservation now, if in two years, Yosemite would even be opened to the public.
At the rate our politicians are managing to pay off our debt, China will probably own it by Tuesday.
So, you might be asking me right now…Joyanna, is seeing the Redwood Trees STILL at the top of your bucket list?
Yep—Nothing like an old fool. As long as those trees survive, so will my Nobody Impervious Hope.
Nobody’s Email: Jefferson’s Words of Wisdom
Nobody Gets Email
I always thought it was funny that Bill Clinton’s middle name was Jefferson, (and not so funny that Obama’s middle name was Hussein) and I always wondered if his mother REALLY gave him that middle name or if he put it in for political purposes. I’m sure the real Jefferson would not have approved of Bill Clinton in any way…
So, ponder these quotes from the man himself, who sadly is not here to stand up and shout them to the Congress, whose approval rating this morning was 9%.
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“When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe .” — Thomas Jefferson
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“The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.”– Thomas Jefferson
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“It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.” — Thomas Jefferson
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“I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.” — Thomas Jefferson
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“My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.” — Thomas Jefferson
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“No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.” — Thomas Jefferson
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“The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.”– Thomas Jefferson
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“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” — Thomas Jefferson
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“To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.”– Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
“I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property – until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.”
Nobody Says: Is it any wonder that our leaders don’t want to teach history and rewrite our founders as backward, racist, old white men? We should have these words engraved in the halls of Congress.
EU…Don’t Drink the Water, but Hand Over Your Country
Nobody Gets Email
Just when you think our government can’t get any worse, we must wonder about what’s happening in the EU. Not only did they hire 21 of their hot-shot professors to do a study about water, (who obviously went to college in Cuba) they have now decided that water does not hydrate you. And if you sell water and put that on your bottle label, you can be fined and put in jail.
Just about every man, woman, and elephant on this planet knows that you can live without food for over three weeks, but if you go without water for over 4 days, you will probably die. So, I suggest that all the EU “Technocrats” who want to kick out all nationally elected leaders, (which they did with Italy and Greece) and put themselves in charge…should never get another drop of soda, water, beer, wine, ..in fact anything of the sort.
If water even touches their lips…put them in jail.
Here we see a great bashing of the dweeby idiots, by Britain’s Nigel Farage. He really went after the whole fascist lot of them. Nobody Wishes our “republican” leaders would stand up and shout like this man.
We could use some of that here.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to amfortas.)
Nobody’s Idea of a Proper Dress
Gaga's Cousin
Are these feathers real guys?Headed for Wall Street...
Nobody’s Fool
There’s a new fade going around at all the malls…feathers. They have feathers to put in your hair, on your ears, up you nose…and some poor birds somewhere are sacrificing their beloved feathers to make millions all over the world look cool. As far as I know, feathers cannot be “manufactured” at least, the ones I see are real. I’m not sure how I feel about this feather stuff…because I’m a BIG bird lover..but, while surfing the “net’ (Oh my god, is that an old saying or WHAT.) I found this picture of a wedding dress..(see below) .made out of human hair. The designer in London wants Gaga to wear it.
And I thought…gee..how many brides would LOVE to have that for their wedding dress? (It’s only $78,000)
Then I got to thinking…how many natural objects have been used for making dresses? I found a few..(we’ll leave the Rose bowl out of this one)
Gaga's Other cousins
You'll never have to buy a vitamin C pill ever again...
You need a BIG brush...
And now, a word from our Sponcer: Unconditional Puppy Love
Nobody Flashes
Americans LOVE their dogs! And our dogs love us! Nobody would like her readers to know I’m not all doom and gloom..and I’m never like that when I’m around my pups, Koko and Zippy.
Oh, that’s me with my two favorite buddies, taken on my girlfriend’s Pattie’s couch. Catching these two bundles of dynamo to pose for a picture was not easy. I could have used some military help. God bless our soldiers!
Enjoy!
Nobody Remembers: Penn State, Columbine, Ft. Hood…and Michael Jackson.
Nobody Wins
There’s something about a football coach being labeled a pedophile that’s just creepy. We all saw the interview that Bob Costas did with the Penn State Coach, Jerry Sandusky. He admitted he love being around the kids, taking showers with them, and sometimes he touched their legs.
Who does that sound like? YEP…Michael Jackson. The man who loved the children of the world so much he had pajama parties where they all came and slept in his bed. He told the press that he just never had a childhood, and everything he did was for ‘the children’.
Yeah, right. After he was brought up on sexual molestation charges,(How many years had he been doing this stuff?) he left the country, (lived with a Saudi Prince for a while..mmm) then quickly adopted three white kids whom I’m sure Michael— being crafty and smart, knew would clear his name someday.
Michael had his fame and money to shut kids up. Even Liz Taylor said he was one of the smartest men she had ever met. Michael had a good game face. 
The coach evidently had a good game face too and a close-knit group of university buddies, who stood by and said nothing. They were elites.
We’d be absolutely naive to think both of them were innocent of molesting kids.
Here’s what Joseph Farah says about the subject;
Now that being accused of homophobia is considered an offense, while practicing homosexuality is considered a virtue, should it really surprise anyone that such behavior would go unreported or unchallenged for so long?
In an age when government schools are actually teaching children how to perform homosexual acts and that there is nothing wrong with them, it would seem that an environment conducive for predators of children is being created under the watchful eye of the state and the media.
BUT…Nobody Thinks there’s a bigger problem here: There is something that these two cases have in common with two other cases: People are looking the other way when they see a crime. People know, they might be the ones prosecuted, and to protect themselves, they do nothing. When you have a country ruled by MEN, not laws, that’s what happens.
For instance, when I reported my Muslims neighbors maybe making bombs in their back yard at night, the FBI was nice, but my mayor was unbelievable rude. He suggested I MOVE. I still wonder if someday this band of men that I saw meeting every night for months will not some set off some kind of attack…planned right here in the middle of America.
And I did everything I could to warn them.
Before the Columbine attacks the police knew a year in advance that one boy, Eric Harris was especially dangerous. A family who he had been threatening with death, on his “death” website (in which he also put his plans of demolishing the whole school and HOW he was going to do it) had this family so scared they went to the police dozens of times…warning them. The police filed a report after finding a pipe bomb near the house. Eric was a clear psychopath. It was all over his website. 
BUT…the police did nothing. Didn’t even do a search at his home (he bragged about making bombs online) or tell his parents. The people were pretty much told to go home and shut up.
Later, after the event the police hide the files in a cover up.
Then there was Nidal Malik Hasan, who fired into US soldiers at Fort Hood killing 13 and wounding 29. The army knew for two whole years that this guy was about to explode.
“They did not act in part because they valued the rare diversity of having a Muslim psychiatrist” military investigators wrote in previously undisclosed reports.
David Brooks, a writer, says this as to why people do nothing when confronted with crimes:
Some people simply can’t process the horrors in front of them. Some people suffer from what the psychologist call Normalcy Bias. When they find themselves in some unsettling circumstance, they shut down and pretend everything is normal.
David would therefore forgive the boys at Columbine, and Nidal Hasan because he would say they are missing something in their cognitive thinking, and anybody witnessing crimes could be excused from…being too sensitive.
Nobody Thinks David really enjoys psychoanalyzing himself on paper. We are being programmed, in our movies, our educational system, and our politically correct laws, not to talk against gays, Muslim, Superstars, politicians…unless of course you are in the Tea Party…then Ms Maxine Waters wants you to go to hell.
But to see a child being molested and not do anything? Mr. Farah is right.
Or is this all about looking out for Number One? 
The faculty at the University, protected their own, so as to keep the money rolling in. Michael Jackson was a black man. You’re a racist if you even attack their most beloved star. Our Congressmen and Presidents commit crimes, and nobody does a thing. They are exempt for any law. “Some are more equal than others.”
Nobody Wins when a society becomes so programmed to fear repercussions from the ‘state’ that they will look the other way at injustices. We saw it happen in Germany, and in a small creepy way, it’s happening right here in America.
When they came for the Jews, I said nothing…
Kissing the Boss
Nobody Cares
Ah…..love is in the air, and it’s not even Spring. While we all thought these kissing pictures were real when we first saw them, I have to admit, I want to rush out and get Photoshop I got such a kick out of them. I CAN imagine Obama kissing Chavez easily. That’s the fun part. (Okay, that’s not so fun) So…one of these photo’s is real. Guess which one?..Wait…I’m having a hard time here….
Daniel Does It Again
Nobody Cares
After I was introduced to this man by my reader amfortas, I’ve become transfixed by his every speech. Our Americans leaders do not even come near someone of this intelligence.
If you have never heard this guy talk, he is talking about the absurdity of trying to erase borders by force…he is talking about Europe and it’s problems right now, but everything he says pertains to us too. We are divided into different classes…blacks, Hispanics, whites, Asians…and it’s our diversity that gives the world it’s creativity. Take away that uniqueness and you have …chaos. Let the Germans be Germans, and the Greeks be Greek, and the Americans stay Americans.
Our pot no longer melts.
Listen, learn…and enjoy.
Michelle’s Food Gestapo…
Nobody Reports
Opening up a can of Star Kiss Tuna, and finding a bug in it, is not exactly a fun thing. That can of tuna, cost me around five dollars at my local Shop N Save. Okay I thought, our “healthy” sandwich dinner with fruit for tonight is NOT coming out of this can…good thing I’ve got another.
The fruit was not exactly looking too good either.
So, I put my spare can of tuna in the can opener, and viola…oh no. This is not…tuna. I don’t know what it is, but it’s not tuna. It was suppose to be ‘chunk’ but looked more like a chicken regurgitated last night’s tuna and is getting paid by Obama to do it..to save money for green energy projects.
Great. The old days of being able to trust you local grocery store to protect you from food poisoning is gone. The great NAFTA and CAFTA globalization has let food into our country that doesn’t even get inspected, because the people in other countries must have a job you see.
In the last few years…billions of dollars of food has had to be discarded in America. Spinach, lettuce, peanut butter, cantaloupe…hamburger…you name it. (dog and cat food) Every other day somebody is dying from food poisoning.
Michelle Obama has made it her mission to get everyone to eat “healthy” and so, the obese American people are trying. And what is healthier than getting food fresh off the farm?
Oh no… Michelle doesn’t want that. Now, all the independent farmers in the country, whether they sell Amish milk, or tomatoes, or onions, are being raided by our “loving and caring” Michelle’s Gestapo.
On the Quail Hollow farm, a farm which grows organic food for consumption, they held a dinner for the locals and the government came in, made them destroy the food and pour bleach on it.
If that isn’t an abomination I don’t know what is. Take a look at the video here.
Blacks are being trained by the Obama’s to start growing vegetables in the inner cities, which will be no different than the fresh food grown here at this farm in Southern Nevada. They are being taught in the inner city schools how to grow food. Our Midwest farmland is being built to feed the future Chinese.
Nobody has been watching this for awhile, and the circumstantial evidence..is overwhelming depressing. Over 80 percent of our food is genetically modified. Farmers cannot even grow their own food anymore. Monsanto seeds will not seed another crop, and they now have a Monopoly on the world’s seed bank. You can go to jail if you grow a natural seed. And now, if you grow anything on your own, and feed it to another person, you can be jailed.
It’s not about fresh and decent food. It’s about the government, taking over all the world’s crops and dictating what people eat. 
We should all be outraged. Our government can help the Afghanistan’s grow opium with our tax dollars, but they can’t “let” the local farmer have the freedom to grow his own food. Do they want to poison us?
You know, if that farm had been owned by black people, or Spanish people, I have no doubt they would not have been raided. Everybody who is being raided is white.
And now, pardon me, I have to find the receipts and get my ten dollars back for the Star Kiss tuna I can’t eat anymore. Maybe, I should go into the store, put it on the floor and pour bleach over it.
(Thanks to amfortas)
Nobody’s Perfect: McNuggets VS Beer
Nobody’s Perfect:
People are going nuts, have you noticed? No longer do the homeless just ask for money, if you don’t give them enough, they might kill you. Nobody has a feeling, when the economy gets worse (and it will) we are going to be seeing more of this stuff…like….this young girl who couldn’t get her McNuggets because it was too late in the morning and they were serving breakfast. As you can see…she is pretty mad about it.
Actually, there were many times I felt like destroying the window after I ordered a burger with no cheese, and I get a burger WITH cheese.
But..what good would it do?
On the other hand—
In Titusville, Florida, a truck driver named Lance ran over his partner, who was stealing beer:
According to police, the woman was attempting to enter the truck after stealing beer from the convenience store when the driver began to drive away. The woman fell from the vehicle and was run over by the truck, police say.
So why did Lance run over her? Was he in on the robbery? Or was he too drunk to know if he hit anything? Did he figure if he killed her, he could take the beer and not get arrested for robbery?
Could he possibly look more stoned?
Who wins “biggest moron?” in the Nobody’s Perfect Contest of the week?
In my Nobody’s Opinion: Nancy Pelosi, and that’s a whole other blog.
Joyanna Adams 