Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

What Would Thomas Edison Do?

Nobody Flashes

This is going around the web, and while watching it, I was thinking of a particular story about Thomas Edison. After inventing the light bulb, he decided to light up a section of New York, so he moved there with his family. Tom took a district of one square mile right in the downtown financial section of the city to light up and make a big splash. The power station to be built, with its conductors in underground conduits running out in all directions to the outlets of consumers, took about a year to build.  He had six Jumbo dynamos built to be run by steam. (remember, this is all Edison’s inventions…he had to build the dynamos to supply the light bulbs)He also had to invent a meter to measure the current for sale.

He ran into so many problems, that most of the time he had to do put out the fires himself. For instance, they were having trouble laying some of the lines.  Edison had to run out and physically managed the work himself.

On July 6, 1882, Edison threw the switch for the first Jumbo. Here’s his own words:

“At first everything worked alright. Then we started another engine and threw them in parallel. Of all the circuses since Adams was born, we had the worst then! One engine would stop and the other would run up to a thousand revolutions: and then they would see saw. It was a terrifying experience as I didn’t know what was going to happen. The engines and dynamos made a horrible racket, and the place seemed to be filled with sparks and flames of all colors. If was as if the gates of the infernal regions and suddenly opened.”

“The Pearl Street station was the biggest and most responsible thing I had ever undertaken. It was a gigantic problem, with many ramifications. There was no parallel in the world. All our apparatus, devices and parts were home-devised and homemade. Our men were completely new and without central station experience. What might happen on turning a big current into the conductors under the streets of New York no one could say.”

“The gas companies were our bitter enemies in those days, keenly watching our every move anready to pounce upon us at the slightest failure. Success meant worldwide adoption of our central station plan. Failure meant loss of money and prestige and setting back of our enterprise. All I can remember of the events of that day is that I had been up most of the night rehearsing my men and going over every part of the system. If I ever did any thinking in my life it was on that day.”

I know it’s “hip” nowadays to proclaim Steve Jobs and Bill Gates up in the same class with Thomas Edison, but everything that Steve and Bill used to further their own inventions was invented by just one man. Tom invented our electrical system (just look at that globe) AND the phonograph AND the motion picture…

And what would Mr. Edison think, if he saw this video…to see, his invention of the motion picture camera, taking a picture of his electrical contributions to humanity?

Nobody Thinks, he would be inventing something else.

(Thanks to amfortas)

 

November 15, 2011 Posted by | science, Uncategorized | , , | 9 Comments

The Accountable Care of Nobody’s Colon..

Nobody Knows

“You should get a colonoscopy” said my new doctor within minutes of being introduced to his new patient…me. The overweight doctor sat down on the chair and gave me that,  “You really should do what I say.” look.

“Why?” I said. “I feel fine.”

“When was the last time you had one?”

“I’ve never had one. Tell you what, if you decide to keep me as your patient, then maybe I’ll get one next year…let’s see how it goes first.”

 Not the answer he wanted, he turned his face down to hide his disgust.

You know, if he had just given me a good reason, I might have caved in…but this doctor didn’t. He mentioned it again, he was not giving up. “Really, you should get one.”

What’s the matter with this guy? I thought. Pushy…jeez.

Well, I found out: Did you know that in the Obamacare package the doctors can make some MORE extra money? It’s called accountable care. The hospitals agree to share with insurers the financial risk of caring for patients… in exchange, they get a cut of insurers’ savings, under a formula that benchmarks the cost of treating an individual against a broader sample of patients. The insurer splits the savings with Dr. X’s practice.

He could make $5,000 in just one, two-second suggestion with the right patient. I guess some genius on the Obamacare panel came up with that one.

“Uh…Uh…we need to give some carrots to the doctors, because you know, they will necessarily want to be quitting because of the money, when we push this through.”

How do you think the “insurers” are going to like that? Obamacare says it will save them money in the long run.  Accountable Care is just another money making scheme, I bet ya didn’t know about. I sure didn’t. Nobody Wonders who’s going to be accountable for the accountable care fraud?  

Uh…can you say your own name without choking?  (pass the bedpan)

I was wondering lately why all these doctors were making me take so many blood test. The answer is that they send in a bill to the insurer saying, “Well, I saved you at least 1,000 dollars because I prevented her from getting  vampire suckage disease with early screenings!” (Or whatever, pick your diseases ) Here’s your $5000.

Who knows how much money my new doctor was going to make off my immediate colonoscopy?  Not that it doesn’t save lives, that’s not the point I’m trying to make here. And I also know the doctors are retiring in droves, and losing money…but again, that is the point: It’s all about the money.

The big corporate/government complex knows that by 2050 we will be a nation of third world people, mostly Mexicans, and a lot of them with diseases we never knew existed. Do you think Obamacare is going to get all those illegal’s to take out Obama’s mandated insurance?

Can a twenty pound poodle pick up an elephant’s thigh bone? Does Jose know who gave the Gettysburg Address? Can Snooki dial a real telephone?

 Okay. I’ll stop.

Today we heard that the Supreme Court is going to review Obamacare. They are getting all our hopes up aren’t they? It sells the news.  Nobody is already sick of hearing about it.

Well, I don’t know about you, but ever since those holy rollers took away our eminent domain rights, I don’t expect them to say it’s illegal at all. They will say that it’s just like our driver’s license. You must get it. Just like you can’t drive without insurance.

What they won’t say is that Obamacare is a legal way to commit an American genocide of their own people, with a jury of 12 handpicked “what’s good for the country.” doctors deciding who lives…and who dies. 
It might come down to one Sotomeyer vote, but Obamacare will remain. And they are doing it this year, on purpose, so that it won’t be the deciding factor in the upcoming elections. If the Supreme Court says it’s legal, no Republican will try to repeal it, and that’s what they want—our Harvard board of illuminati backdoor rulers have already decided.

 

Scott Seroto, the CEO of Blue Cross/Blue Shield was on C-Span today, in front of the Chamber of Commerce,  pleading for Obamacare to stay in place. “We must have a young and healthy work force to survive” he said. That’s why it’s so important that we keep Obamacare.

Scott Seroto is either participating in Obamacare’s Accountable Care Program, or he needs a serious colonoscopy

I’ll be sure and tell my doctor.

November 14, 2011 Posted by | Obamacare | , , | 3 Comments

Here comes the global warming..du,du,du du…

Nobody Flashes

My friends know I’m absolutely crazy for pictures of the universe..

The one of the sun, that you see here… was taken I believe, this year.

(thanks to amfortas)

Enjoy!

November 14, 2011 Posted by | science, Uncategorized | | 4 Comments

Nobody Suggests–Put the Constitution in Stone

Nobody’s Opinion

I must admit, I have an awful habit of picking up old issues of Time Magazine at my local library, because they sell them for 10c. I have five big Tupperware containers filled with back issues, which I have decided NOT to put on my house insurance, because it would be no loss to humanity. In fact, I’d burn them myself, but I’d probably get arrested for contributing to global warming.

I was reading one Time article today, that was just…absurd. Sort of like the lady I heard on the History Channel today who said, something to the order (can’t remember direct quote) that Skull and Bones have always put men into powerful positions. (Kerry, Bushes)  But, to think that these men want to take over the world…is simply a whacko conspiracy theory. Utter nonsense she said.

Nobody Says: Just the fact that all these men are sworn to place each other and all their friends in high positions, making it hard for the “people” to ever get true representatives of their own, thereby stacking the decks against any kind of real representation for “we the people,” is in itself a huge conspiracy of elites. Of course they want to take over the world.

Something tells me that lady (sorry, didn’t catch her name) didn’t even see the absurdity of her opinion, or anything wrong with the rich running the world, just like this author of an article in Time from July 4, 2011.  Time Magazine asked the question in big bold letters on the cover: “Does It Still Matter?” referring of course to the Constitution.

Nobody Says: Do you really want to go there Mr. Richard Stengel? (author) Well, I’m your Huckleberry!

Stengel Says: Drones over Libya constitute a violation of Article I, Section 8, which gives Congress the power to declare war. Well, since George Washington didn’t even dream that man could fly, much less use a global positioning satellite to aim a missile, it’s hard to say what he would think.

Nobody Says: You’re kidding—no it’s not hard. No doubt George would have loved all those nifty tools, but he would have never in a million years sent a war weapon such as flying drones with bombs over to kill in another country that was no threat to the United States. And especially without asking Congress. If he was one thing, George was meticulous.

If Obama was doing it to help France get oil…then he should have just said so. Instead, he helped the Muslim brotherhood take over Libya, which looks like he did it also to help some Saudi King.

Stengal Says:  that he wondered what Thomas Jefferson, a man who owned slaves and is believed to have fathered children with at least one the them would have thought about a half white, half black American President born in Hawaii. (a state which did not exist)..Again, hard to say.

Nobody Says: Mr. Stengal, what in the world does this question have to do with the Constitution? Where does it say that a half white, half black man cannot be President? The requirement is that he be born an American. Hawaii would have been fine with Jefferson, the more land for the US the merrier to Thomas. IF Obama had been born in Hawaii, not Kenya, he would have thought nothing of it. He would have been against a foreigner taking office.  

Stengel Says: Yes the framers had their reasons for that, (President being born here) but those reasons have long since vanished.

Nobody Says: Vanished? We put a Muslim sympathizer, (who ran as a Christian) with a Muslim name, who is using all the forces at his command to fundamentally “change” America..and funding Muslim brotherhood “change” in the Middle East. He is using all his power to destroy our country, and rewrite our history. The founders were afraid exactly of that very thing.

Stengel Says:  The founders also gave us the idea that a black person was three fifths of a human being, that women were not allowed to vote and that South Dakota should have the same number of Senators as a Californian, which is kind of crazy.

Nobody Says: First: it was the southern democrats who fought hard to keep slavery. The first order of events was to become an independent nation. Back then, it was the land owners who voted, and women got the vote AFTER the black man. As the country grew, so did the voting rights. Both good things.

BUT…to latch that last bit about the electoral college on to the other two, (so clever by the way) is your way of saying that the electoral college is just as outdated as slavery and the right for women to vote.

WRONG. The electoral college made us a Republic. It gives all states equal representation…get rid of that, and the United States will have no states. California will pick every president.

Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I’ll call the electoral college affirmative action for the little guy whose voice would not be heard in a ‘democracy.’ All liberals will go “Oh..that’s right! Affirmative action is good, so the electoral college must be good!”

Nobody can play around with words too.

Stengal Says: The framers weren’t afraid of a little messiness. Which is another reason we shouldn’t be so delicate about changing the Constitution or interpretation. It was written in a spirit of change and revolution and turbulence.  It was not written in stone.  

Nobody Says: Ah…Richard…you’ve been talking to Bill Clinton again. You know…that guy can confuse even the best idiots. You think the founders WANTED to fight the British? According to all their own words, they didn’t exactly like have British militia stationed in every house.

Richard Stengal makes it seem that the founders are just like the protesters on Wall Street..we are all learning more about the Marxist handbook of start a revolution and then TAKE OVER ! See, pitch your tents! That’s what the founders did!

NOT.
Make no doubt, The Constitution may not be written in stone, but there are still millions in this country who hold it dear in their hearts.

George Soros funds Time Magazine. He wants to get rid of the Constitution, and he has said so.

Maybe it’s time we do set our Constitution in stone, get our best stonemansons to carve a big huge stone…bigger than MLK’s.  Make sure it sets on the entrance to the Capitol, and every time any politician forgets it, we should stand in front of it..and point.   

And then, set another stone down on the White House Lawn. On that one I would put the Ten Comandments, and the Declaration of Independence, and maybe a statue representing the American Citizen..facing the front door. At the bottom of the statue, in big enough letters for the President to see… a quote from John Adams…

“A Government of laws, and not of men.”

Evidently…paper…is not enough for these bozo’s.    

November 14, 2011 Posted by | Constitution | , , , | 4 Comments

Whites House Bans “Christmas” Trees…

Nobody Gets Email

This email seems perfect for this weekend and I’ll tell you why at the end. It’s about Christmas at the White House. Read what Michelle Obama said last year when it came to picking ornaments for the tree.

“Our starting point was a very simple idea,” she said. “That we include people in as many places, in as many ways as we can. We took about 800 ornaments left over from the previous administrations. We sent them to 60 local community groups throughout the country and asked them to decorate them, paying tribute to a favorite local landmark, and then send them back to us for display here at the White House.”

This year, a letter was sent out to all the people who usually donate and make ornaments. Here’s the email:

***************

The Obama’s will not do Christmas. Thought you might be interested in this information from the White House.. This isn’t a rumor; this is a fact. 

A very talented artist for several years has painted ornaments to be hung on the various White House Christmas trees. The WH sends out an invitation to send an ornament and informs the artists of the theme for the year. 

She got her letter from the WH recently. It said that they would not be called Christmas trees this year. They will be called Holiday trees.. And, to please not send any ornaments painted with a religious theme. She was very upset at this development and sent back a reply telling them that she painted the ornaments for Christmas trees and would not be sending any for display that left Christ out of Christmas.

Just thought you should know what the new residents in the WH plan for the future of America . If you missed his statement that “we do not consider  ourselves a Christian Nation” this should confirm that he plans to take us away from our religious foundation as quickly as possible.            

Just another step toward turning America away from Christianity! We should shout to the highest hills that the White House is ours– not the Obama’s, and 85% of Americans believe in Christ (Christmas).

******

While many of us might not think this is important..remember that in 2010, an ornament with Mao’s picture hung on the White House tree, as well as one of a transvestite named Queen Hedda Lettuce, and yet another that shows a picture of Mount Rushmore — with Obama’s head pasted to the side of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt’s.

The White House ornament this year has an environmental lesson about Teddy Roosevelt dressed up as Santa visiting the White House because it has children in it. So…Christmas is just a holiday to give kids presents now. Obama was going to fundamentally CHANGE this country by eliminating our Christian religion.

This Christmas, for the first time in my life I won’t be putting up our big tree. The electric bill soared last year, and so, this year, I have decided to save the money. Does it leave a hole in my gut? You bet.  And yet, it also makes me feel much closer to God, when I read this kind of stuff. After all, the spirit cannot be dimmed, in fact a simple candle will do.

I have a small tree…that will have to suffice. It will make all my Muslim neighbors happy, not seeing my big tree this year and knowing that they have a kindred soul in the White House.

For many years I have seen this event happening. Neighbors who took days of effort putting up lights, giving everyone else a joy…have gone dark. Simply because they can’t afford it anymore. History reminds us that communist countries all over the world persecuted Christians. In order for the state to take control of a people, Christianity must be wiped out of everything, and the Christmas White House tree is a good place to start.

 

Barack Hussein Obama.. is not finished destroying Christmas, is he? With a name like that—Can you blame him?

November 12, 2011 Posted by | Islam, Michelle Obama, Obama, Uncategorized | , , | 7 Comments

Is Rick Perry Secretly…a Blond?

Nobody Flashes

I think it’s only fair that after Perry flubbed his lines and went into some kind of brain freeze at the debate this week, we should at least show how often this happens, and give him a break.

Here are two of my favorite blond bloopers….I’m not sure which one is funnier.

Besides, I didn’t feel like writing about anything tonight…which is RARE.

Enjoy!

November 11, 2011 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Happy Veteran’s Day? What’s Happy About It?

Nobody Remembers

It’s Veteran’s Day here in America and I was looking for a decent picture and I kept coming across the words …”Happy Veterans Day.” Sorry, my amygdala just doesn’t respond like it’s suppose to…(really, some people’s amygdalas are too “sensitive” and I’m one of them) I can’t blame it on PMS, but I tear up at the mere absurdity of it.

What exactly is happy about it? It reminds us of the millions of men all over the world that have had to die because some evil bastard somewhere in some country decided to mess things up.

Mothers who lost sons, wives who lost husbands, fathers who lost sons, children who lost fathers or mothers…they are at graves right now and wondering– did their sacrifice matter?

It’s one of the reasons you don’t find too many women getting into military history, unless your got the amygdala of Golda Meir, or Elizabeth the First— best to ignore it.

But I can’t today. I HATE it when I see the names of the soldiers every day lost in Afghanistan or Iraq. (yes we’re still there)

 Nobody is remembering Mel Gibson’s movie, “We Were Soldiers” where we found out the real truth: about how many young and brave American soldiers lost their lives to…clear a hill. I remember the tears on the faces of the real men whose lives the movie was about on TV. All those years later…heartbroken.

Nobody is proudly remembering today that John Adams, despite his country’s war fever, refused to go to war with France. And for that he lost his second term. 

 Nobody Remembers George W. Bush saying,  “What do you want WWIII?”

That statement has always bothered me.

And I think of my dad on this day. What other nightmares besides learning to sleep with his eyes open in the Pacific due to giant rats and Japs did he carry all his life that he did not even talk about?

My own husband, waking up, as my father did before him, screaming at some enemy in his dream. Sweating, lashing out with arms and anger.

So Happy Veterans Day doesn’t cut it.

More like: Thank you…all of you men everywhere and all who you love and cherish, for being the decent examples of humanity that is willing to give your life to protect liberty, freedom, and the love of your country. For the memories you suffered, and the pain of your wounds. You are the reason the human race des not give up hope, and also the reason this Nobody is not going to say to anyone today: Happy Veteran’s Day! 

Especially to a Vet.  Good God…it’s not exactly a Hallmark Moment is it?

November 11, 2011 Posted by | Military | | 3 Comments

Mysteries of the Rich and Ugly Purses

Nobody Wins

There are riots on the Berkeley campus, riots in New York, riots in Greece, riots in the Middle East, where may I remind you, it is legal to shoot bullets into the air when you’re happy, and riots because some football coach ignored the sexual predator in his mist because he was too busy being rich and famous and posing for his statue.

I would not for one minute join the union-loving, Marxists, communistic, and brainwashed children of the Clinton Corn on Wall Street right now…BUT…having said that, I have to admit..when you see what the rich buy with their money, it does make you wonder how they got that way,(rich in the first place) since they waste money on stuff that any Nobody could reproduce for them for a few pennies:

Here’s three examples:

1. Andreas Gursky’s “Rhine River” photo was just sold for $4.3 million dollars.

Tell me. Honestly. Would you pay $4.3 million for this picture of some grass? Somebody somewhere has this hanging in his castle, the most boring photograph that was ever taken. A five-year-old would at least have put a swan or a duck in it.

I’m thinking Merkel bought it to make some kind of German statement. She can lend it to Sarkosy and rename it the ‘Seine River’ and he can use it. They plan to hang it in Brussels where they can gaze at it before they go into their European Union fantasy camps.

If I had bought it, I would have put a fishing pole right next to it, for some humor. Maybe the guy who paid money for this “mystery” likes the grass and the river because he had his first joint there. Whatever…But for $4.3 million, I would have expected a lifelong supply of salmon steaks to come with it.

Stupid rich people. They are everywhere.

2. John Lennon’s tooth was just bought by a dentist in Canada for $31,000. (and none too soon by the looks of it. )

I hope Yoko pulled out all his other teeth, before she put him away.  I can’t wait to see what they get. I bet she could get at least $2 million for the whole set. I’ll donate a few cavities if she needs to spruce them up a bit. I loved John too….it’s the least I could do.

3. Yves Saint Laurent’s (butt-ugly ) Cabas Chye Fringe Colorblock Tote: $2,595.

If you see some lady walking around with this abomination to the memory of horse and buggy rides, I want you to slap her for me.

I’m sorry. There are just too many stupid rich people. And too many ugly purses. I plan to expose everyone of them. Nobody is on a mission to report them all…even the ones at Wal-Mart. Please…it’s torture. Do we really need this many ugly purses on the planet?

Okay, I’m done…I’m taking the night off to take a picture of my bathtub with the soap floating in it. I going to send it to Italy where I know they can appreciate fine art, besides, they like to spend money.  I’m tired of playing the lotto. I will name it “Nobody’s River of Soap.”

I might let them show it in the Smithsonian,  if they promise to put it next to Obama’s Official White House Portrait.  I’m hoping they send it back here because I don’t think the Louvre is ready for it.

November 10, 2011 Posted by | humor, The rich | , | 3 Comments

Who Won the Debate? Ask THIS Nobody.

Nobody Flashes

Searching around Alex Jones website today, I found this nobody, (meaning he is the common man who sees right through all this stuff) who was so angry he videotape an CNBC poll monitoring on the internet to show who the American people thought won the debate last night.

Ron Paul was beating everyone else so badly that the ‘good’ people at CNBC took the poll down. And the reason they gave was this:

We had a poll up from our Republican Presidential Debate asking readers who they thought won. One candidate was leading by such a margin that it became obvious the polling wasn’t so much a reading of our audience, but of the Internet prowess of this particular candidate’s political organization. We have therefore taken the poll down. Yes, we’ve gone through this exercise before.

In other words, Ron Paul vast network of little campaign worker bees called in and fraudulently affected the poll. If that HAD been the case, and like this guy, I don’t think it was, than Obama tactic of using the internet to win the election…would have been considered fraudulent too.  This guy is great! I wish I had a “nobody’s” award for the day, because he would win it.
Enjoy!

November 10, 2011 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | , , , | 5 Comments

It’s Official: Rick Perry IS Related to George Bush-Oops!

Nobody’s Fool

Although Rick Perry’s famous blooper of the year will be the only thing talked about tomorrow, what happened at the Republican debate tonight? Let’s listen in with this young student named Johnnie, who had to listen in for his homework tonight—-and see what he thinks.

*******

Wow…listen to that announcement! The rulers of the universe are coming to land in the Enterprise…it’s like the most important contest we will ever be witnessed to…golly, is Luke Skywalker going to run for President? Cool!

Wait…I don’t see him. Who are those three people asking questions? She looks like my teacher.

Johnnie

Money
Oh…this is about money. Hey, the black guy wants us to keep the dollar. What’s a dollar? Mr. Romney is in the middle again. He looks nice. He cares about Detroit? Where’s that? He’s been married for 25 years…no wait, he’s been married 45 years..uh..oh, he got his numbers mixed up. I’m telling Ms. Ripley…she always says I’m doing that. Jeez.

Taxes
That funny looking guy with the white hair wants to fire Bernanke. Who’s that? Get rid of food stamps. Hey, my mom gets those….Oh, I like that pretty lady..she’s says we’re stuck in taxes. I get stuck with my bike. She wants to repeal Obamacare…what’s that? What’s repeal? Kenny says that Obama doesn’t care…if we repeal Obama will he care?

Sex
The black guy just said something about sex. Everybody is clapping. Wait, the man wants to know if Mr. Romney would hire the black man. Everybody booed? Don’t they want Mr. Romney to hire the black man? Maybe he needs a job to get more sex. Mommy says you can buy sex.  —
I’ll ask Ms Ripley.

Energy

Hey, there’s Mr. Crowley! No…his name is Rick. Wait–there’s that black man again saying 999. He must be a math teacher.There’s a grandpa. He says that some people don’t get any money on their CD’s .HEY…I have a CD…and my brother broke it! Well that’s good. I thought it cost money. People like him. He looks nice.

Wait…someone said something about Dodd-Frank. How can they know about my cousin Doddy Frank? What did he do? (sigh) The black guy is saying 999 again. Is that like 911? Dad dialed 888 the other night on the phone…and started talking funny. He started sweating. The police didn’t come. Will I get firemen if I dial 999?

I’ll ask Ms Ripley. I bet that’s why she wanted us to watch this.

The black man says it will grow the economy..What’s the economy? (sigh) Everybody is clapping so it must be good.

I’m going to put that in my paper…people like to clap at lots of people. She’ll like that. She’s always saying that everyone should be nice.

There’s Mr. Bush. He sure talks funny.  Wait, that old guy is saying he can’t answer a question in 30 seconds. I can’t either! I’m going to tell Ms Ripley and maybe she won’t make me talk in class.

Social Security:
The black man is saying 999 again. I can tell my teacher that I watched this, and she will KNOW because I will just stand up in class and say 999! 999!  That lady said that somebody gets 2.2 trillion but they spend 3.7 trillion. I’m glad we are still on 55. That sounds like a lot.
Student Loans
There’s a pretty black lady..who says student loans are.. what? The old guy wants the kids to work 90 hours and go to school. I can’t do that! Will I have to go to work to go to school? UHG. I don’t want to work. My dad works and he hates it. I don’t like that old guy.  

CHINA The black guy is saying 999 again. The man in the middle with the nice hair says China is not fair. The old guy says China is cheating. Hey, we go to the office if we cheat, but Malea makes me show her all my answers or she puts her gum in my hair.

WAIT…who is that guy? He looks….reeeeally happy. He likes China. I thought China cheated?

The black guy is saying 999 again…I like the black guy. He has a big smile and big white teeth. He says we should get rid of the Dodd-Frank and then get rid of Dodd AND Frank! Ha..ha ha! I’m going to tell Doddy Frank the black guy wants to beat him up. Doddy Frank is a jerk.

Oh-oh. The Bush guy said that he would do three things,and …he forgot the third. I do that ALL the time. I think he in trouble….wow…30 seconds is a long time. (sigh) I’m NEVER going to try to be President…talking for 30 seconds is really stupid.

Give me a break.

****

So,  Nobody agrees with our young student here,..give us a break. Rick Perry just handed the Presidency to Mitt Romeny, with his brain lapse’ of not being able to remember the third department he wanted to get rid of, and the older Ron Paul put up five fingers to help him out. It was really funny, in a pathetic sort of way. I’m starting to feel sorry for the man…it’s like he is suffering from too much on his mind and sleep deprived.  

Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich made the best showing, with Romney saying all the perfect things that you would never trust in a million years.

And Cain had the best joke of the night…get rid of Dodd-Frank, don’t stop there…get rid of Dodd AND Frank!

Amen!

For the Independents, Ron Paul, and Michelle are very likeable and sincere, and that’s refreshing.

Jon Huntsman is a globalist. His answer on the Chinese was..he will continue the globalization that has put us in this mess, and that makes him a perfect VP for Romney.

Rick? They don’t let him talk much, but he needs to be in the Senate.

The commentators were at times, vicious. And the people let them know it. Except Jim Crammer..the man who talks like he drinks high octane mixed with ten gallons of Red Bull…was upset that the corporations have ripped off the world. I thought he was going to jump up and start freaking. He wants justice….and incentives for oil.

And no one on the panel would give it to him.

Who spoke for the American people tonight? For us?

In my  Nobody’s Opinion: Ron Paul. Johnnie liked Herman Cain, because he can remember 999 and sex, and I’m sure Johnnie will get an A on his paper!

(Nobody Makes This Stuff up, and I have NO idea who that kid is, but he’s cute.)

November 10, 2011 Posted by | humor, political races, Uncategorized | , , , | 3 Comments

Hiroshima, Detroit, and Wisconsin?

Nobody Cares

After the Union vote yesterday in Wisconsin, where the people spoke and said that they wanted their union bargaining rights to stay intact, we only have to think of what the Unions did to Detroit, and why Chief Executive Alan Mulally of Ford Motor Company announced last July that he was going to go into Asia and boost worldwide sales by 50 percent by 2015. He is building Chinese factories as fast as he can.

THAT’s the America spirit!

So, why did Japan take over our auto market to become the number one in the world?

Let’s look: Here is Hiroshima, 66 years ago. (email)

What is the story here? What happened to the radiation that lasts thousands of years?

Hiroshima: 1945

We all know that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed in August 1945 after the explosion of atomic bombs. However, we know little about the progress made by the people of that land during the past 65 years.

Hiroshima-65 years later–

What has caused more long term destruction-the A-Bomb, or the U.S. Government welfare programs created to buy the votes of those who want someone to take care of them?

Japan does not have a welfare system. Toyota does not need unions.

Work or do without. (Nobody would like to add, the US has paid for the defense of Japan, money they could also save and use to build themselves up.)

(Thanks to Pattie)

Hiroshima...now

 

Detroit,now

 

 

 

 

 

November 9, 2011 Posted by | Union | , | 2 Comments

Obama Wants Your Free Speech Rights…

Nobody Knows—

Just when the government is going to take over the internet.

If you wonder why you are not noticing your freedoms being chipped away, let me say this: They get your eyes glued to a scandal, and then quietly pass a law that hurts us all while we’re busy talking about it.

They did this with the new US patent laws…did you know about that? That the US patent laws have now gone global? The big boys of all the big multinational companies now sit on the patent board?

Well no, Tiger Woods and his favorite sexual putter, was being splashed all over the TV.

And while we are going to be talking about Herman Cain’s sex scandals, on November the 20th, Obama is going to take over the internet, right before Thanksgiving…when all the Congress goes on break. Obamacare was passed the same way.

The Federal Communication Commission’s (FCC) Net Neutrality Act, passed last December, gives President Obama and the FCC power over the Internet. Every website you visit …every server you access … every blog you create … every bit of information you read … is about to come under the administration of the federal government. And, they can shut down any website they want, without judicial review! (Think about what happened in Egypt during the uprisings!)

Here’s another point that should bother us all:

The FCC Diversity Czar, Mark Lloyd, is AGAINST freedom of speech! He is on-record PRAISING Hugo Chavez for shutting down private media companies. The Net Neutrality Act seems to be part of a larger effort by the Obama administration to exert power and speech restrictions over the entirety of the Internet, what you can see when you are on it, and how you access it.

Now, we all know the internet is the last place for the common man to speak his mind. To lose this wonderful tool would be devastating.
As these guys said: The internet is the one thing that has not been taken over, ( although Google is doing a good job at gathering information on everyone) but after November, they will be able to censor anything they don’t like. Obama has said he will veto anything that is anti-Net Neutrality.

They won’t do this Joyanna, you say?

Well, just watch them.  Call your Senators and complain, and pray that good men stand up.

November 8, 2011 Posted by | Censorship, Obama, Uncategorized | , , | 4 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Dr. Conrad Murray VS The Cleaning Lady

Nobody’s Perfect

This week’s &$*% -ups (minus, of course, Herman Cain’s ongoing sex scandal of the month) are between a Doctor of Medicine, and a cleaning lady, who wishes to remain anonymous, although Nobody wishes she would come forth…I really do.

I’d like to give her a medal for doing the world a favor.

They were both hired to do certain jobs, and they both managed to make some rather big mistakes, according to their peers.

FIRST: We have Dr. Conrad Murray, the Houston cardiologist who watched a pop star named Michael Jackson basically drug himself into the Twilight Zone and beyond daily. Dr. Murray was the “doctor” who would give Michael all the drugs he wanted, and he was paid handsomely for it.  

Wait…did I say that?

Was Dr. Conrad…(cough, cough) actually Michael Jackson’s pusher? If ordering about a million gallons of propofol, (the stuff they use to “put” you under for surgery) and then shipping it to your many girlfriend’s houses, where you could pick it up in your brand new sports car is any indication that Dr. Conrad was doing it for the money…then you’d have to say..uh..yeah. Dr. Conrad:pusher.

And that’s what the Jury found: Dr. Conrad was guilty of not doing his job.

A guard said Murray was concerned with packing up and hiding medicine bottles and IV equipment before telling him to call 911. Prosecutors said Murray was distracted while Jackson was sedated, citing Murray’s cell phone records to show he made numerous calls.

Yep. Calling for help was the LAST thing on the good doctor’s mind, because out of the many phone calls he made, not one of them was for “help” when he suspected that Michael was not breathing.

They gave him…four years.

Actually, this Nobody can see the mistake. Michael was obviously an alien. They revealed that little secret in the movie “Men in Black.” Still, even aliens need compassion.  

If the doctor goes to jail in California..he will be out in…five hours, or five days. He lost his medical license–but hey…he can always get a job in the Obama administration as a phone rep.

SECOND: They wouldn’t give us her name. It seems, some very sensible woman, looked at a large piece of junk, and saw that the pan on the bottom had some stains in it. It was her job to clean it up. The problem was the rubber looking bed pan was made to look like it had a stain in it, because the title of the piece of junk was :  “When it starts dripping from the Ceiling.” At the bottom of the pan was some painted on…dried rainwater.

She took her trusty cleaner, and scrubbed the “patina” off and now, the $1 million dollar art object which was in the Ostwall Museum: somewhere none of us will EVER go, is ruined. The German artist Martin Kippenberger is dead, so he can’t come and fix it."Dripping From the Ceiling"

To many of us nobodies around the world, that cleaning lady did us all a big favor. One less piece of “modern” art in the world is one less we have to look at and pretend we don’t think it’s a big rip-off.  

If that cleaning lady had been taken care of Michael Jackson, you better believe that he would be on a World Tour right now, and his every move would be watched. She would have never allowed him to drug himself to death. She would have gotten her best broom out and hit him on the head and said,

“Knock it off! Get off those stupid drugs! I’m not giving you any more!”

So, Dr. Conrad was NOT doing his job. The cleaning lady was. She was hired to clean. To her that rubber mat looked like a bedpan…and it was her job to clean it. Besides, that’s what the rich (who have never had to clean a bedpan) get…their just reward. Too many of them are facinated by poor’s people’s “junk.” Nobody Thinks they want to display it in their homes and museums so that they can remind themselves once again, how really rich they are.

That’s what happens when the rich treat their “servants” like trash. You could easily make a new bedpan…take you about ten minutes. You can’t make another Michael Jackson.

If the art critics of the world had any sense, they’d had given that cleaning lady a promotion, but somewhere tonight, somebody who owns that “art” piece is heartbroken over his million dollar loss.

Nobody Thinks he should get together with the Jackson family and say:

“You just can’t get good help nowadays.” 

It’s a pity.

November 7, 2011 Posted by | humor | , , | 5 Comments

Newtman Caingrich: Two Heads Are Better Than…?

Nobody’s Opinion

This has to be a first: Just two of the seven candidates running for the Republican nomination staged their own little love-fest tonight, and Nobody Thinks there was more to this than just the “too many people on stage and we wanted to cover more issues” spin.

I missed the first half of it, but the last half sort of let it out of the bag: These two guys are going to join forces…which from their point of view, makes sense. The last line they said put it in the bag, when Herman asked Newt —

Herman: “Mr. Speaker, if you were Vice President of the United States,” Mr. Cain said, pausing for effect as the crowd roared. “What would you want the president to assign you to do first?”

Newt: “Having studied my good friend Dick Cheney, I would not go hunting,” Gingrich joked.

(I’m sure Cheney is laughing…right now..probably looking for his gun…)

Oh sure…the ending looked spontaneous, but it was meant to plant a seed and it did. In fact, Nobody would be surprised if a Herman/Newt ticket wasn’t thought of by that first debate. Remember? Herman expressed that he had great admiration for Newt.

And the seed took:

This from the New York Times:

“I thought it was great, and the punch line at the end was fantastic,” said Bob Bailie, 76, a mechanical engineer who said he love to see a Gingrich-Cain ticket. “I think those two are a great team.”

Like I said, the old—plant the seed and see how it goes game.. all the politicians do it.

Nobody was surprised though, to find out tonight that this buddy affair between Newt and Herman is nothing new. Evidently Herman worked with Newt Gingrich on Hillary Care. Newt said so, tonight.

Mmmmmmmm…What was a Pizza King guy doing working in D.C. with Newt Gingrich? Was he hand-delivering the pizza?

 

Me, watching the 'debate.'

 

The American people know that the Washington elites want Romney for President. But it seems, by all accounts, both black and white think Herman is the better pick. (If you believe the polls.) They are roasting him merrily with all the “Did you do anything improper?” stuff.

(Bill Clinton could chip in his two sexual cents on this if he cared about us at all. He could at least earn some of that money we spend on him.)

Herman Cain’s problem is not his past, it’s how he is going to sound in a debate against Obama. Obama is slick. He speaks like a Harvard boy, and his style of “I’m superior because I’m educated” could be used in a debate to make Herman look like an uneducated man. The Democrats will jump all over his “colloquialism” with a vengeance.

You think they’re racist now, just wait till they get a REAL black guy to pick on. Jon Stewart will get a Pulitzer, and that’s before the election. 

Newt could help Herman, by standing at his side as the “all knowing Buddha of experience.” Together they would do the two heads are better than one (along with Herman’s mama) who is destroying us routine.

It might work.

Will it happen? Newt knows he’s out, and frankly, why is he running again? Didn’t he lose last time? Should we trust someone who is THAT stupid?  

Nope. This was no DEBATE…Newt said he would “sidestep the temptation to discuss Cain’s signature tax plan.”

Really? And just why is that exactly?

So…Nobody trusts Newt, and Nobody Wonders why Herman Cain trusts Newt, but I think I just found out. Newtman Caingrich— Multinational Banker Pizza Boss Man, teams up with Washington Established old Guard Man, might be coming to your home town soon. 

If they both lose, they can get MORE rich doing the circuit with Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly, and continue to hide their money like all good dogs.

 

November 6, 2011 Posted by | politics, Presidents | , , , | 3 Comments